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Stepping up gives you one sense of accomplishment, but one-upping someone who’s clearly wrong is a whole other achievement. So this post is dedicated to those who didn’t stay silent when hearing false statements, fake news, or faulty arguments, but decided to cut the BS and do everyone a public service.
Thanks to the r/CleverComebacks subreddit, a community with 830k members that’s constantly growing, we have laid out some of the most razor-sharp comebacks. Scroll down, upvote the sharpest comebacks and be sure to check out our previous post on witty comebacks.
We also spoke to Abigail Paul, an actress, standup comedian and improviser who has given seminars on incorporating theatre techniques for purposes beyond the stage to schools, businesses and organizations all over Germany since 2001. Abigail told us how to improve our comeback skills, starting from learning to be better listeners. Tune in for the interview below!
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#1
If You Don't Want To Get Tested, Don't Apply
Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago
Welfare benefits are not supposed to be earned, they are given for free so people can survive. Because, you know, people have the right to live.
Andy Acceber 4 years ago
Rich folks get substantially more government kickbacks than poor folks, but you don't see politicians arguing for drug testing when constituents apply for massive tax deductions.
Lena Flising 4 years ago
I'm not American so I don't know for sure, but Congress-people are paid by taxpayers, aren't they (besides being paid by lobbyists, of course)? AND they are getting the "socialized" medicine most of their constituents don't get? So, they are more or less welfare recipients too...
William Shen 2 years ago
my man he is 86 the retirement age is 67 and welfare is not bad its for people who are in need.
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deanna woods 4 years ago
I strongly support the idea that Matt Gaetz is a creepy psycho. I also strongly support the opinion that George Takei is one awesome dude.
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#2
Morning Coffee vs. Morning People
Maria Schneider 4 years ago
There are soooooooo many people whom you only endure under drug influence
deanna woods 4 years ago
If it wasn't for my psychiatric drugs, I would be unable to tolerate as many idiots as I do.
Something 4 years ago
If it's printed on their (mass produced) mug, it's not directed toward a particular person.
Carrie de Luka 4 years ago
It's printed on my mass produced mug and definitely aimed at my poor husband who knows better than to talk to my grumpy, awful self first thing in the morning! Though mine is mainly 'let the painkillers work first'. 😟
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#3
"Markets Unable To Adapt To New Generation Of Consumers"
Andy Acceber 4 years ago
I read an article about how most Millennials can't afford high end products for themselves, so many choose to lavish their pets instead. It's cheaper to buy your dog a cute sweater than yourself a cute sweater. Plus, many Millennials can't afford children and are waiting longer than previous generations to start families, so it's all a good reason to indulge the pets.
CorgiGirl 4 years ago
I work in a pet shop. This is so true. If you can afford to pay for a dog, the licenses, the VET BILLS, etc. you can afford to buy your dog a good brand of food. One where the first ingredient is a protein and NOT barley or 'meal' of some kind. Or just don't have a pet.
abby smink 4 years ago
I'd love to get my good the good stuff, money isn't the issue. The issue is he's picky and refuses to eat anything except people food.
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Judit Hajdu 4 years ago
sure, it is problem to have educated customers who do not want to feed their dogs with Purina and similar junk.
Abigail is now busy launching a new organization for comedy and shows in Frankfurt called “English Comedy Frankfurt,” so be sure to follow her work on Twitter.
“The secret to any comeback is connection,” she said and continued: “If you are really listening (and connecting) with another person, you are taking them in fully, aware of who they are, the context in which you are dealing with this person.”
Abigail believes that we tend do this assessment unconsciously. “We aren't even always aware that we are always sizing up other people. This is too often because we are so focused on ourselves.”
#4
Kid Has A Bright And Shocking Future In Front Of Him
Wombatred26 4 years ago
I'm shocked he didn't have the amp-litude to come up with this himself...
#5
Meirl
#6
Bill Bur Is A Legend
Freya the Wanderer 4 years ago
Feel the BURN! After all the "witches" and heretics they've burned.
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Piet Puk 4 years ago
Catholics who worry more about a joke than the child abuse are part of the problem.
Hutt'nKloas 4 years ago
@ Piet Puk: Not only catholics, it applies to any religeous dogmatic institute that thrives upon power & divide. Due to its dogmatic nature none of them is capable of self reflection & correction.
Load More Replies... ben woskje 4 years ago
How the hell anyone can still defend the catholic church is just astounding. One of the most evil organisations on the planet for generations
Hutt'nKloas 4 years ago
@ ben woskje : Agree, thats why I left it [I became a full-blown atheist on a crusade against any dogmatic religious institution] . But, imho, it applies to all dogmatic religious institutes. The veil has been lifted from the Catholic institute and I'm pretty sure the others will show their colours as well if their veil will be lifted. It's difficult though as there's a lot of oppression against those that want to shed some light on the comitted crimes.
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Hutt'nKloas 4 years ago
All objective critizism towards any dogmatic religious institute should be welcomed & embraced. It has done noone any good besides those that gain power & wealth by it.
Maggie Black 4 years ago
If you're going to conduct a religious debate, I'm going to need you to work on your spelling, grammar, and sentence structure/clarity.
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Eithne Griffiths 4 years ago
Recovering Catholic here. My wonderful neighbour bought me a t-shirt saying.... I survived Catholic school. I LOVE it.
“I teach the rules and principles of improvisation. We credit the improv guru Keith Johnstone with the term 'status' exercises and games, which helps us see things like status moves, and how to make a character in a scene have a higher or lower status. By working on this skill in a theatrical way, you also start to notice status 'wars' happening in real life. On the stage, it usually has the end effect of being comedic. In real life, it can go either way.”
#7
Some Good Luck!
PjandBolt 4 years ago
Michael Rosen is a legend. I'm so glad he lived despite having to deal with that awful experience
Crazy catz 4 years ago
My son cried when he left hospital, he adores him, he's a lovely man
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John Baker 4 years ago
Piers Morgan is one of the biggest assholes who ever drew breath.
Load More Replies... Something 4 years ago
I know several young, otherwise healthy people who had COVID. All but one of them had much worse symptoms than a typical flu case. Even what is considered a "mild" case (meaning the symptoms are not life-threatening) is awful. For example, a lot of people have anosmia that can last for months. And as the olfactory senses recover, it is common to have highly unpleasant parosmia. (If you or someone you know has COVID and has anosmia or parosmia while sick, it is important to make sure you or they eat enough. A person with COVID anosmia might find eating difficult and/or unpleasant, especially if they are also experiencing fever and fatigue, and proper nutrition is especially important when sick.)
Brian Bennett 4 years ago
You Michael, just buried a COVID non believer. Thank you so much. Glad to hear you are doing better.
Sheena Leversedge Wood 4 years ago
I was f*****g rough with flu. couldn't get out of bed for about three weeks except to go to the toilet (and sometimes I was weighing up, is it worth it to go to the toilet? is it worse to get up and go there or to lie in my own piss. that's how rough I felt) it left me horribly fatigued for MONTHS after. and as a result, I DEFINITELY have respect for Covid and will take all sensible precautions I can to avoid it
DarkAngelNic 4 years ago
I had to look up who Spencer Morgan was. The guy never really had a chance of being a decent human given his DNA.
Lara Verne 4 years ago
Flu ussually don't fill hospitals with people in life-threatening condition.
#8
Who Orders Small Coffee Anyway?
Brian Bennett 4 years ago
Yeah-sock-it-to-em beautiful. Excellent without using any swear words!
Neil Bidle 4 years ago
What sort of entitled ass thinks they're so much better than someone that they don't need to use manners?
Viviane 4 years ago
Heard years ago: "He's on a pedestal, but it's underground."
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Sheena Leversedge Wood 4 years ago
what a HORRIBLE person! someone working in retail/hospitality does not mean they are below you. and if you weren't raised to have basic manners.....Wow....
#9
Cry Me A River That Flows 5 M/S²
German Gargicevich 4 years ago
"#8 Cry Me A River That Flows 5 M/S²" should be either: "Cry me a river that accelerates at 5 m/s²" or "Cry me a river that flows 5 m³/s", methinks.
Radek Suski 4 years ago
How people do find those tweets (so quick) without being tagged? Do they set alarm if someone is using their name?
Abigail argues that a great comeback feels great because it was earned. “It was spontaneous. The commenter was probably really listening. It was unique to that moment, set of people, situation,” she explained.
When asked how to make sure that your comeback doesn't sound mean, Abigail warns that “a comeback is not a clapback—which is generally sarcastic, but a clapback might be fun among friends.” Moreover, “Context of situation always matters. In working on status exercises in improv, we try to get people to see that the easiest way to raise another person's status is to lower their own. We see that in standup comedy too. Usually it works best if the comic is the butt of the joke, not the audience. (There are plenty of exceptions.)”
#10
Stealing The Rainbow
Marianne 4 years ago
This doesn't even make sense for Christians. According to the Bible, God created the rainbow as his promise that he will never again destroy humanity because of our sins. It's a universal sign of his unconditioned love for us. What sign could be better suited for an equal rights movement?
A B C 4 years ago
That assumes that you want an equal rights movement to prosper and, well, be equal. And from that assumption, it all starts to go south.
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Luther von Wolfen 4 years ago
As a queer Christian, I find the LGBTQ use of the rainbow totally appropriate. God is not angry. He has hung up His weapon. His love and mercy extend to all.
CatWoman312 4 years ago
Okay if we’re being that technical..Jesus died on the cross. I don’t recall him saying before he died to use the cross as a symbol of his death. 🤔
Raven DeathShade 4 years ago
I giggled, though that probably wasn't a joke XD. I agree with your point, though. Technically, the rainbow symbolizes hope and love. And what does the LGBTQ+ community teach? Hope and love. Seems like a perfectly good symbol to use.
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Hermione Granger 4 years ago
“Give it back”? Does he think we’re hiding ‘the rainbow’ in some secret lair protected by a moat of glitter? Tf?
Lunar Bicycle 4 years ago
The LGBTQ community uses the rainbow to symbolize love and inclusion. God used it as a promise that that one time he killed nearly every living thing on the planet was just a one time thing.
Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago
Was it like in the myth of Prometheus, but the guy was gay, there was only one god, and the fire was a rainbow ?
#11
I Choose You, Bunny!!!!
Life is ? 4 years ago
Back then Pokémons were limited too. They weren't so many then. If you knew ten you knew more than enough.
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Zedrapazia 4 years ago
Tough it's a funny imagination to go out at night and hear the sky screaming: BAT! BAT, BAT, BAT! BAT! BAT!"
Andy Acceber 4 years ago
What is "common wildlife"? Scientists agree that vast majority of wildlife haven't been classified yet. There's still over 8 million species. "Common wildlife" could be an astoundingly large number.
Something 4 years ago
I highly doubt that the average child could identify 50% of common wildlife species.
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Stannous Flouride 4 years ago
Given that many species are given common names based on their calls, such as Aye-aye, Bobolink, Bobwhite, Chachalaca, Chickadee, Chiffchaff, Chuck-will's-widow, and Cuckoo, that's not quite true.
Jon S. 4 years ago
Of them, only the cuckoo is a common species in the UK
Load More Replies... Lena Flising 4 years ago
As there are between six and ten million different species of insects alone, I highly doubt that an average 8-year-old can identify 50% of even common wildlife species...
Nubis Knight 4 years ago
Just think about it walking through the woods World be like "Fox - Fox - Boar - Boar -Squirrelsquirrelsquirrel - WOODPECKER - Boar - WOODPECKER - Ants-Ants-Ants- Moooooose - Boar - Squirrelsquirrelsquirrel - Deer - Baby Boar - Baby Boar - Mama Boar - Arrrgh!!!"
#12
Education Is Vitally Important, After All
Yoinks! 4 years ago
Don't forget Lauren Boebert--professional Pelosi stalker, Capitol Building tour guide, Sarah Palin downgrade, diarrhea-spreading restaurant owner, gun nut, plague rat and all-around treacherous halfwit.
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cybermerlin2000 4 years ago
Indoctrination is making an oath as a cultish group to pledge loyalty to a coloured piece of cloth on a stick from a very young age
Whitney Gal 4 years ago
Of course she is! Education could possibly lead to critical thinking, which usually leads to anti-conservative ideals. We can’t have young people thinking for themselves instead of blindly parroting their ignorant parents.
Load More Replies... Freya the Wanderer 4 years ago
MTG is an embarrassment to the state of Georgia, and to the entire Republican Party. She is just one of many reasons why I am utterly humiliated that I used to think of myself as a Republican. I would rather have to admit that I rooted for Skeletor in the He-Man cartoons!
sylvanticx 4 years ago
guy at my summer camp had a Jewish Space Lasers shirt in the style of an IDF shirt. i cackled and i need to buy one (i go to a Jewish camp, I am Jewish)
Crystal Hudgeons 4 years ago
This site has all kinds of Jewish Space Laser stuff! I have the 1/400th scale model laser. https://dissentpins.com/collections/secret-jewish-space-laser
Load More Replies... Azure Adams 4 years ago
Seriously she's the type of stupid that requires a special helmet, group home living, and not allowed unsupervised in public.
Alexis Draskinis 4 years ago
But let me guess Marjorie...being made to say the pledge everyday isnt? Its just pride or some s**t, right?!
April Pickett 4 years ago
It's an argument for improving federally funded education because that's where she got her education.
According to Abigail, “You needn't be too self-effacing for a good comeback, but if it can lift other people up, it usually works well and gains the speaker a laugh and cements the bond that says, we are in this together.”
Comebacks can be a useful communication tool, but Abigail argues that excellent listening skills are the most important thing. “Paying attention, making accurate observations about the people in the room, and how they feel—these are the tools that will make a comeback really shine,” she said.
#13
Other People’s Kids Is A Surprisingly Great Form Of Birth Control
CorgiGirl 4 years ago
I'm 63 and never ONCE did I regret not having kids.
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Lynn H 4 years ago
Had my 1 and only child when I was 30. I know for a fact I'm a much better mom than I would have been at an earlier age. I needed to grow up first. But that's just me and my opinion of myself. No kids is ok too.
A B C 4 years ago
Whoa, now if that was the dominant state of self-consciousness and public opinion, that'd be great.
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Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago
You need a significant other, a proper home, time, money... Oh, and to want to have some, also.
Raven DeathShade 4 years ago
Don't shame someone for not having kids. If they don't want them, don't force them to have them. That's how you get depressed and terrible parents.
Terri Owens 4 years ago
I'd rather see women/men with no kids, than kids with parents who don't want them. Those are the children who suffer unnecessarily. Think about it... Society has no right to dictate to ANY person whether they should have kids or not.
#14
So Easy To Say
Hello it Smee 4 years ago
My brother said he'd never put his kids on a leash-backpack before he had kids. Well after my 2-year-old niece booked it through the Tulsa zoo and wanted to pet the animals she was on a leash before noon.
Sally Appleton 4 years ago
Nothing wrong with leashing your kids. So many things can go wrong even when you're carefully watching them.
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Mad Dragon 4 years ago
Whenever i hear someone say, "When I have kids, I'll NEVER..." I respond with, "Yeah...I was a perfect parent before I had kids, too."
Louloubelle 4 years ago
I usually tell them we forgot our parent handbook at the hospital, so we're just winging it.
Load More Replies... Jade Lynn - Panda's Brat 4 years ago
iPads are too expensive. What is wrong with children having some time with electronics though? Obviously they shouldn't spend every waking hour on a screen, but they deserve to have some fun too!
Louloubelle 4 years ago
I'm 61, and agree wholeheartedly. I think people my age are the worst culprits of this attitude. I have to say, I was 21 when I bought the first gaming console system, Atari. When I came home from work at lunch, I would find my parents playing it. They thought it was a blast.
Load More Replies... Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago
Why do old people think playing outdoor is better than playing indoor ? Because that is what they did, and their huge ego makes them assume whatever they did was the only right thing to do.
Sandra Llewelyn 4 years ago
There are 2 simple ways to ensure that your offspring won't be using an iPad - buy a Samsung Tablet or don't buy either and actually engage with your children
#15
They're With Him, Alright...
Sergio Bicerra 4 years ago
I though his lowest was Meet the Spartans. Guess I was wrong.
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Bill 4 years ago
Hundreds of millions of doses and only a few cases of side effects. Time to get it
Sergio Bicerra 4 years ago
My friend and his brother got infected. My friend (vaccinated) lost a little taste, his brother (unvaccinated) ended up in ICU, so yeah.
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John Baker 4 years ago
No. She's a genuine right-wing dumbass. I've yet to see a comment by her that hasn't been downvoted practically into nonexistence.
Load More Replies... Thomas Sweda 4 years ago
Kevin, stick to acting, people can kill themselves without your help.
Michelle Hardy 1 year ago
Wake up the clot shot is killing people. Kevin is smarter than you lot
And when it comes to getting better at listening, Abigail shared a fun game to exercise. “Have a chat with someone, but you have to start your response with the last letter of what the person has just said to you,” she said and added: “For example, if person 1 says 'what was the best part of your day'—the response must start with Y from the word day.”
“It might make for odd conversations at first, but it also forces you to really listen to the complete end of the person's sentence before you add in your own thoughts,” she concluded.
#16
Climate Change Is Not Real Guys!!!
Al Cook 4 years ago (edited)
Actually yours is a very ignorant comment. Climate change in a naturally occurring phenomenon. That is scientific fact. The issue is that the overpopulation we have on this planet increases it's speed and worsens it's effects.
Load More Replies... Neil Bidle 4 years ago
This is the problem with the discussion of how much of an impact we're making to the speed of natural climate change, you get the "it's all humans fault" crew yelling at the "it's not real" crew, and too little educated research and discussion from the middle ground. We're not helping, but the climate has been through hot and cold cycles since the birth of the planet
Jon S. 4 years ago (edited)
Literally every climate change denier brings up the fact the climate has been changing since the birth of the planet.
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Origami Chik3n 4 years ago
You seem to be wearing glasses. It's the f*****g nature that you are near/far-sighted. Get over it.
#17
That Makes Sense
Adam C 4 years ago
my ex use to say something like that...."let's go somewhere, don't want to waste the make up"
#18
Careful What You Say
Al Christensen 4 years ago
No, see, the original tweeter was upset so many people were paying attention to someone else.
Hugo Raible 4 years ago
Oh, those people with the inspirational quotes and pictures, you can be sure they follow neither of them themselves.
#19
Better Hope His House Doesn't Catch On Fire!
Ancsuri 4 years ago
universal health care is very good. Just Americans think ist something bad
Omar Pearson 4 years ago
Not us working American people, its the government.
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Tiny Dynamine 4 years ago
It's incredible how powerful brainwashing can be. Just throw in the word 'communist' into your worthless claim and your lapdogs will cherish you forever.
Full English 4 years ago
Agree totally, I'm still waiting for someone to pint out where communism exists on this planet and I don't mean a dictatorship.
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Louloubelle 4 years ago
Or everyone has to home school. Or the next time someone breaks into your house, I hope you have your own security person on speed dial. And I'm sure we can think of more given the chance.
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kjorn 4 years ago
yeah... because taking care of other peoples is so f*****g bad! it's makes us decent peoples while you are a piece of sh!t
Something 4 years ago
People who argue that universal healthcare is charity forget that charity is a virtue.
Load More Replies... abby smink 4 years ago
"but I don't want my money paying for someone else's healthcare" Bro. It already is. Every single person that uses the ER like a walk in clinic and never pays the bill...where you think that money comes from?
DumYum 4 years ago
Yep. Instead of paying to help people prevent disease with cancer check ups and like and inexpensive generic drugs that can combat blood pressure for instance, let’s just wait for them to have strokes in their 50s and 60s before Medicare kicks in. Or cancer so they lose their house and life savings. Meanwhile, US taxpayers already cover children in CHIP programs, veterans, and the elderly with Medicare and Medicaid. So why are we letting health insurance companies profit astronomically off the healthiest age population that is the cheapest to insure? For less than what all US employees and employers pay now in healthcare insurance it could substantially help pay for all. It’s always follow the $$$. Who profits? Never us.
Load More Replies... Donna Watt 4 years ago
I have a friend whose husband was in the military (has a pension), worked ed the fire dept (pension), and gets Medicare and Social Security but he HATES any&all forms of dreaded socialism
DumYum 4 years ago
And of course, as you know, social security is not a hand out. It is a trust we pay into with every paycheck so we can have a little security in the future. The trust was raided by Republican Congress to pay for BS. Now they want to privatize it so wall st can make $$$$$$ on your savings! They owe the SS trust money. It is so outrageous.
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A 4 years ago
Insurance companies have invested a lot in their propoganda campaign to convince Americans that universal health care is a terrible and terrifying thing. Ask someone living in almost any other country on earth if they had to declare bankrupcy after a hospital stay. Universal health care isn't perfect, but it's better than the alternative.
#20
He Makes A Good Point
Raven Sheridan 4 years ago
In a pandemic, churches are NOT essential. Isn't God supposed to be everywhere? You don't need to go to a certain place or building to worship him or pray. You can do this from the safety of your own home. God gave you a brain, use it!
Chich 4 years ago
But how are the preachers going to pay for their private jets? mansions? new suits? Gold toilets? THINK OF THE PREACHERS!
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Casey McAlister 4 years ago
Churches aren't essential. I thought your faith is supposed to be in your heart, not in a specially constructed building.
Andrew Cohen 4 years ago
Wait, you mean be part of the solution? Imagine..
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Slothloveschunk 4 years ago
Think some forget that not every pregnancy is a viable one. Molar, partial molar, ectopic, severe deformity that would make it impossible for a success living being. Never mind the latter which is pro choice. Regardless of reason, it is definitely a MEDICAL procedure. Secondly, the reason is nobodies damn business!
Leigh Boatright 4 years ago
Im on the fence when it comes to abortion. I feel both sides have valid points. What i dont understand is why a person who claims to be pro life feels the need to kill an abortion doctor. If they were really pro life they wouldnt be ending them!
Robert Miller 4 years ago
the only references in the Bible about abortion relate to when to do it .....
#21
She Got Played By Her Own Words
Everything_Fubar 4 years ago
Can men haters just not exist, that's all I ask at this point. Men are being demonized just as much as straights and whites these days. It's unreal.
Andy Acceber 4 years ago
Omg, my tears for the whites, straights, and men runneth over. Please continue to tell people who experience institutional racism, homophobia, and sexism how difficult it is to be you. /s
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DDmaybeandor 4 years ago
Feminists fight for EQUALITY. A great way to test if a phrase supports equality is to substitute the opposite sex in the phrase and test it out. Her post is sexist. If you have questions as to how that could be, please try the method outlined.
#22
Unlimited Power
Seonag Udell 4 years ago
What is it with this Ben Shapiro dude, like every time I see his name come up on BP thread, I know he's gonna say something ridiculously stupid or offensive.
WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
Ben Shapiro is a failed fast talking door to door salesman who debates with young people who really don't stand a chance against a guy who twists words and invents "facts" and "science" on the spot. But there are idiots out there who actually think that he's a terrific debater. But honestly, I think that if you say in public that your wife never gets aroused in your presence, your wiring needs an overhaul. https://www.ccn.com/ben-shapiro-wife-dap-brag-self-own/
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John Baker 4 years ago
My grandmother had a saying about guys like Benny. "If he knew half as much as he thinks he knows, he'd know twice as much as he does."
Oerff On Tour 4 years ago
Your grandmother was, unlike Ben Shapiro, a WISE person
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Lucifer 4 years ago
There's a dead cockroach in my garbage bin that exudes more intelligence than Ben Shapiro.
Bacony Cakes 4 years ago
Said cockroach rather prefers scones. (source: https://youtu.be/A9bZxSkAaG4?t=54)
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Neil Bidle 4 years ago
In his *slight* defence, the phrase is technically incorrect, it's not "renewable" at all, solar is solar at that moment, you can't renew the sun later on when it runs out. Hydro-electric is the biggest con, creating electricity at high demand (and price) and then using it up later on (when it's cheap) to pump the water back up
Something 4 years ago
What he's saying is technically correct but irrelevant. Like "guns don't kill people, people kill people" and "all lives matter." He's either joking or making a weird strawman argument.
Load More Replies... Gogo Gadget 4 years ago
Steam power! Like what comes out of our ears when you say stupid s*** like this.
Radek Suski 4 years ago (edited)
I love people quoting physical rules without a slight understanding of these. That's said Ben is an idiot anyway.
#23
This Is Genius
Andy Acceber 4 years ago
Sure you can. Also, no one said anything about undergrad. Where I live, undergrad psychology students frequently work at group homes, especially those with "troubled youth." They're not therapists, but they hold group sessions, interact with the clients, teach life skills and conflict resolution, etc. and build genuine bonds. The folks (often teens) in the group homes may not be engineers yet, but there's no reason to think that they couldn't be one day, and there's no reason to think that what they learned from their experiences in the home may not benefit their mental health later in life.
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A B C 4 years ago
Uh... where tf do "engineering students get paid 40k a month"? I did something very wrong apparently.
beastmachine. 4 years ago
Most probably not $s, guessing by her name she seems to be in India. ₹40K is roughly $538 which is totally possible here.
Load More Replies... Thomas Sweda 4 years ago
Can you please put me in touch with a few of those 40K a month jobs, please?
Hugo Raible 4 years ago
Sure, try a company in Venezuela. 40k VES are around 1 cent though.
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Achmad Irzan 4 years ago
those enginering student are paid by enginering graduated. ant those psychology student are charged by???
Azure Adams 4 years ago
This is true.. How many engineers have I had as clients for depressed mood and suicidal thoughts... this year or this month? Or This week? Triple digits.
Matthew Bowron 1 year ago
uh a friend could keep someone from suicide or someone who cares thebridget
Bacony Cakes 4 years ago (edited)
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#24
If You’ve Read The Bible? Name 10 Plagues
Tiny Dynamine 4 years ago
I hope she's a future president. She'd wipe the floor with Republic*nts.
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Raven DeathShade 4 years ago
Especially since they always use Him in the wrong way.
Load More Replies... Thomas Sweda 4 years ago
Ms. Greene is a certifiable nut case that should be cared for to prevent harm to us and herself. But the real problem are the people who put her in office.
More Thinking Needed 4 years ago
Show me a Catholic who said they read the Bible and I will show you a liar.
#25
Fishing For A Burn
#26
A Newer, Healthier Brain
Erik Granqvist 4 years ago
2 of the things I want the most is something money cannot buy: me and my wifes dissabilites cured. We have tried - but the medical science to do that does not exist, and it is doubtfull it will ever exist within our lifetime. So yeah. Some things monet cannot buy.
Elizabeth Lawlis 4 weeks ago
Yup. I need money more than anything else, unless you'll pay for everything I need...
Bacony Cakes 4 years ago
Ludicrous amounts of income at minimal effort, Machine that turns things into reality, Spore 2, Thicc alien tiddy... Y'know, the good stuff in life.
#27
Repeat After Me...
BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing 4 years ago
Men may be terrible to women sometimes, but that goes for women being terrible to men too. We just need to all stop being terrible towards each other.
Bob Belcher 4 years ago
Yup, for decades we've been told to express ourselves and speak up. We'll here we are. You want to talk about decades of molestation and rapes, look at what the Church has done to us. You want to talk about being forced to do something, let's talk about all the dead men in the draft. Men suffer too, we've just been programed by thousands of years of being told to "man up".
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Tamra Stiffler 4 years ago
Meh....getting sick and tired of blanket statements like this. Unfair, unrealistic and ignorant.
Dani Alexander 4 years ago
I’m not even a man, but I don’t understand why women constantly demonetise men and make them look so bad. You can’t judge all men based the actions of some men, this is called “stereotyping”
#28
They Don't Even Bother Hiding The Fact That The Gop Is Bought And Paid For Anymore
John Baker 4 years ago
If there's anything in this world that could make me believe in lizard people, it's Ted Cruz.
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#29
He Got Cremated By A Fish
Kai Scadden 4 years ago
YO THE ICE PACKS ARE IN RHE FREEZER...never mind the burn has consumed you IM CALLING AN AMBULANCE
#30
Time Is Relative... And Mine Ain't Rich
Bobert Robertson 4 years ago
I was lucky as a Canadian, to buy my first home in my budget 6 years ago. Since then, it's nearly tripled in price which is insane. People tell me "that's great! your investment has gone up significantly!" umm, ok sure, but if I sell it, I still need to live somewhere.
James016 4 years ago
Same but in the UK, my house has gone up in value massively since we bought it but we still can't afford to move. Not that we want to.
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Shine Caramia 4 years ago
I was unhoused because of COVID and moved back in with my parents. Sucks so much. Rent has gone up like crazy because landlords are able to adjust their income rapidly, and so I can't afford to rent. I actually ended up getting qualified for a mortgage and spent months looking for a house I could afford having offer after offer turned down. I finally did get a place, and the seller accepted less money because I was the only buyer to agree to possession 60 days after close. I will have been living with my parents for 15 months when I am able to move. I'm only able to wait because i have family.
Paradise 4 years ago
I want to see into the future to know that buying a home in September 2025 is a better choice than June 2022. Or I twiddle my thumbs, waiting for a good opportunity, only to find housing costs raised $100,000 in a year. Damn it, should have bought a house a year ago. But I should have known this! Because red told me I should do it that way.
Eglė Bukauskaitė 3 years ago
People are buying real estate as an money deposit/investment. By that logic alone, price CAN'T go lower than that given moment it is bought. This pyramid scheme works on expectation that people will get more money later on. Sad thing, young families won't...
yellowphantom 4 years ago
Yes especially since while I am waiting, I have to have an income 3.5 times the monthly rent to rent a place. If you have a downpayment, your mortgage payment can be much lower than rent. Guess we should all line up at the homeless shelter
Ivy at Eve 2 years ago
Not only in Canada... I could afford buying a house in the 80s. I cannot now.
sylvanticx 4 years ago
that or move to the middle of nowhere. housing may be cheap in Arkansas but it comes at a price. you live in Arkansas.
#31
On Insta From An Lgbtq Post From Reddit
cybermerlin2000 4 years ago
I love how people think their boycotting something will single-handedly bring everything crashing down, when in reality they won't even show up as a statistic.
Anna Repp 4 years ago
Well, I have to disagree on this. Boycott as a means of changing the system does work. It just depends on the cause and how many people would join the boycott. The thing is that the guy above is probably not going to muster so many people that their boycott affects Reddit.
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All the immature people exiting a forum dramatically. Online rage-quitting. Like IRL rage quitting. Like this: "PhU¢K tHiS fOrUm. YoU aLl SuCk. I aM leAvInG aNd DeFiNiTeLy NoT lUrKiNg To SeE tHe ReSpOnSeS, HoPiNg fOr SyMpAtHy BuT rEaLly jUst GeTtInG 'wHo cArEs' and 'Go aWaY' mEsSaGeS inSteAD. YoU kNoW nOtHiNg AbOuT mE!" -ChiLdIsHuSeRnAmE *Comes back in 2 weeks with a new user name* Hey, ya'll, I am an old user but been gone awhile, tee hee. -Similar childish user name. "Uh, chidish username, we know it's you, same IP" -moderator "yeah, we can tell by your name and posts and desperate need for attention" -other posters. *Repeats process* End scene. I wish BP let you space things out properly so it's more readable.
#32
Imagine Losing At Your Own Game
VeryDarkMatter 4 years ago
Amazing, that human kind is still arguing about a fantasy book. Yes, I said it.. start downvote me if you like.
Bacony Cakes 4 years ago
The fandom's really toxic. Especially for one of the sequels.
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Rikke Visby Wickberg 4 years ago
Read it thoroughly enough, and you can find an argument for anything.
Tony Barron 4 years ago
The Big Bang neither wants or needs to be worshipped. Any god who wants to be worshipped is unworthy; any god that demands to be worshipped is evil.
Lynn Morello 4 years ago
That depends on which book you read, The King James Bible was written to suit King James and his era, much of the original text has been altered.
Metallic Geisha 4 years ago
I read the Bible as a teen. I never laughed so much over a book before or since.
#33
Liking-Old-Pic-Shaming Back Fired...
Tiny Dynamine 4 years ago
It's amazing that people will choose to get offended because someone liked something of theirs. How low is humanity sinking this century?
Katherine Boag 4 years ago
If someone goes and likes every photo of you within an hour late at night its a bit creepy: the implication is that theyre masturbating (keep it to yourself mate) or stalking you. This instance is not the same, but you asked.
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Nikki Angulo 8 months ago
Ha, I could see a friend of mine and I having this conversation, and it would be totally joking!
#34
A Lot To Unpack Here
Jean-Daniel Mohier 4 years ago
All this time I had no idea that eating baguette "reinforced the dominance of white people over ethnic minorities." I know I should read the whole article before critcizing but come on... what?
Jean-Daniel Mohier 4 years ago
1 - Ok, here is the abstract of the actual research paper (my thoughts between parenthesis): Food is fundamental to French identity (As it is for any nation but so far so good). So too is the denial of structural racism (that's a gross overstatement or generality) and racial identity (not sure you can deny racial identity, it seems to me people, especially racist are pretty good at identifying which race you belong too, and when in doubt they ask: What are you?).
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Thomas 4 years ago
Yeah, what can a French person know about cheese? They only have about 1500+ varieties. /s
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Nathan Pogorzala 4 years ago
Don't ya think saying an entire country's cuisine is white privilege is a bit of a stretch? this de-legitimizes actual inequality. French food is butter and cream. So dairy is socially bad now?
Suzanne Haigh 4 years ago
Now some are calling simple food racist, I did not know bread had a voice
CbusResident 4 years ago
French food is white privilege? Okay, I was in need of a refill on my personal philosophical permission to ignore everything said by the far left, (just as I ignore the far right). 'French food is white privilege!!!!' Check. Far left is on mute in my brain again.
Bacony Cakes 4 years ago
This is so far left it's looped all the way back round to the right.
Load More Replies... Leesa DeAndrea 4 years ago
But cheddar & Oreos are tasty. But not together. Actually I don't know that. I've never tried it. Maybe it's delicious.
#35
No Lies Were Told
Bacony Cakes 4 years ago
That's because Bills used their special attack, "greasy landlord".
Load More Replies... Tiny Dynamine 4 years ago
It means it will be significantly lower than what you expected to be paid.
yellowphantom 4 years ago
The lowest salary we can get away with to help our CEO Compete against other CEOs for who has the biggest....uh, I mean the highest salary.
Hugo Raible 4 years ago
It means "let's waste time with an interview where we wonder whether you'd a accept a salary 20% lower than your current one".
Paradise 4 years ago
It means "We don't want to give our employees any more than we have to" But right now I am bitter because my staff is getting away with coloring all damn day instead of doing her job, and it is one of the expectations of the job to not do this type of stuff, and after repeated times telling her to stop, yet sees coworkers with different managers doing the same, does not stop. I go to my boss-yay middle management-who says it's fine. Oh great, now I will stop working and color all damn day myself. She better not think she deserves more. She colors because she can get easy money getting away with it. Then again, if you dont want to pay better then why expect more..."They dont pay me enough for this job, so I'll doodle instead" Why am I there.... Ok, rant over.
Bacony Cakes 4 years ago (edited)
Vis.: The Hunger Games, but it's an Amazon warehouse.
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Catherine Spencer-Mills 4 years ago
According to HR one place I worked, it means the average salary for that position in your area. This, after telling me they want to hire the best. For that average salary.
#36
Great Observation, People Who Make A Lot Of Money Don't See The Problem
Grumble O'Pug 4 years ago
Funny how some working class fool got into the business of defending billionaires.
Neil Bidle 4 years ago
I can't say for sure because I've never had even 5 figures in my account, but I'm pretty sure I'd refuse to accept that much money, or I'd spend it round my friends on a monthly basis. Even a million a year is more than enough to be comfortable and save, how can someone justify just loading up bank accounts with millions upon millions?
Damo Lee Park 4 years ago
Asking a question on the internet is like talking to toddlers. "What time does the game start tonight?" "I like oranges."
CbusResident 4 years ago
For the predictable vilification of all very high net worth people that will obviously follow this: does it apply to Beyonce and JK Rowling? Do you hate Beyonce and JK for having hundreds of millions or billions and consider them evil, sinister people who must have done something unethical if they have that much money?
Atero 4 years ago
I might not hate them personally, but I really hate the system which allows them to became so loaded in a first place.
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Atero 4 years ago
Well, as soon as you make it into your first 7 digits and get asset rich - you will have a chance to start abusing the "system"...
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What’s The Point!?
Shadow_TheArtistDemon 4 years ago
You don’t deserve all the hate. I just don’t understand why you’re being hated on!
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Leodavinci 4 years ago
Especially considering what Trump has said about those in the military. Wonder if they're still so supportive?
Brian Bennett 4 years ago
You must be marrying a very stupid man or divorce court is on the horizon!
#38
Waterproof Your Valuables
A Head 4 years ago
Does this person think that US currency dissolves in water? It can go through the laundry.
RoseTheMad 4 years ago
just as aquestion and not as a bragging type thing (because seriously bragging about what money is made of is just stupid) but can US dollars be disinfected, cos with the plastic money, knowing it can easily be covered with antibac spray or handgel has been a great relief during the covid pandemic. xP
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Ryan-James O'Driscoll 4 years ago
They have a lower carbon footprint and can be recycled
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Jennifer .S 4 years ago
The thing is that modern Brits really do not care about the Boston Tea Party. I wasn't even ever taught it in school. It's just something Americans think we're still salty about and like to hold over us but like, no one cares about it at all
Shane S 4 years ago
American money isn’t paper. It’s technically cloth. How do you think our money survives all that boob sweat when women utilize their bra as a wallet.
Pheebs 4 years ago
It is cloth - 25% linen, 75% cotton. Treasury used to use cast off denim from the jeans industry. Had to stop once companies started adding other materials to the mix to make jeans stretchy.
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cybermerlin2000 4 years ago
Just washing the Covid off the money we spend on the most expensive medicine
Fact Perils 4 years ago
I mean, this is funny either way. Obviously showing off waterproof money isn't meant to be taken seriously
#39
Not Really Sure If This Belongs Here But Still
Whitney Gal 4 years ago
Your writing is only as good as your ability to differentiate between a dependent clause and a sentence.
Parmeisan 4 years ago
Indeed! What Morgan seems to have read from the tweet was that shorter = better, always and in all ways. So that's what they did, they shortened it. But if the sentence (or phrase) *does* belong, as this one did, then you're not helping by cutting it.
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Whitney Gal 4 years ago
“Murder your darlings.” -Arthur Quiller-Couch, 1914
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#40
What An Absolute Chad
404 Panda Not Found 4 years ago
The comment editing thing couldn't let me change it so here's what I wanted to say: Who wants garlic bread, anyway, off to invade Denmark.
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SirPatTheCat 4 years ago
Some people really get way too comfortable trying to write rules for the whole lgbtq+ community. Like if you're privileged enough to be worrying about this bs you're too privileged to be "banning" people who actually need the label. This is not an exclusive club, this is a support group.
Fact Perils 4 years ago
Not to mention if you extent it (LGBTQIA+) the A stands for asexual, aromantic and agender.
Jane Alexander 4 years ago
Asexual may not be lgbt+ but it it's definately included in the 'Ain't nobody else's business' catagory.
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Daniel Marsh 4 years ago
Please don't confuse "witty" with "vicious" just because some people (Dorothy Parker, etc.) were both. In many cases, if they weren't so damned hyper-partisan and you happened to agree with their partisanship, you'd just write them off as bitter, vulgar, nasty shitheads. (The funniest thing about the Fish at Pets Mart post is that there is a Fish at Pets Mart account!) In some cases, the burnt are nasty so there's some fair play, but too often the burns amount to, "I hate this person because I disagree with them, so I'm going to act even more hateful!" That's a small mind, not a sharp one.
Pseudonym For An Author 4 months ago
I like the ones between two people , but I could live without any more politics
John Baker 4 years ago
Some of these aren't bad, but for the most part I've heard wittier comebacks on a grade school playground.
William Shen 2 years ago
oh shut up your just jealous that you can't meet the intelligence of the comebacks
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Dorothy Cloud 4 years ago
There's a lot of unintelligent remarks & unintelligent comebacks on here! Sometimes it's difficult to tell one from another!
Daniel Marsh 4 years ago
Please don't confuse "witty" with "vicious" just because some people (Dorothy Parker, etc.) were both. In many cases, if they weren't so damned hyper-partisan and you happened to agree with their partisanship, you'd just write them off as bitter, vulgar, nasty shitheads. (The funniest thing about the Fish at Pets Mart post is that there is a Fish at Pets Mart account!) In some cases, the burnt are nasty so there's some fair play, but too often the burns amount to, "I hate this person because I disagree with them, so I'm going to act even more hateful!" That's a small mind, not a sharp one.
Pseudonym For An Author 4 months ago
I like the ones between two people , but I could live without any more politics
John Baker 4 years ago
Some of these aren't bad, but for the most part I've heard wittier comebacks on a grade school playground.
William Shen 2 years ago
oh shut up your just jealous that you can't meet the intelligence of the comebacks
Load More Replies... Dorothy Cloud 4 years ago
There's a lot of unintelligent remarks & unintelligent comebacks on here! Sometimes it's difficult to tell one from another!
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