“Stupid And Weird Signs”: 50 Of The Funniest Signs Ever, As Collected By This Facebook Group

"Yeah, he took on like 20 bears at once! He couldn't have survived that, but hey you should've seen the state the bears were in!"

i just died

Cant really argue with that…

I’m more interested in knowing where I can get a 47” LCD tv for $40!

I have seen this post a lot, but I still laugh at it

Freaking beautiful!

As an American, I confirm that this is true.

That was dark. Well so is the meat.

How we got Spider-Man.

Fair enough too.

Hang on... Imma jump head-first into the spinny things!

Fair.

They're not wrong.

Doesn't seem stupid or weird to me

Good advice for a ski run!

Ha

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This is ridiculously wrong. They're called "stink kitties" and yes, I'll dye on this hill.

Cungradulashuns

Ouch!

THE WALKING TEXTS

That makes sense.

Some ppl might be too drunk to figure it out.😊

It's important to cover all contingencies.

Nope. Nope. Nope. That's not a dog; it's a murder deer.

🎶 Hold me closer, tahini dancer🎵

"You can't stop me Janice!"

It’s there. The invisibility cheat is just enabled.

That is bloody clever

Reddy Kilowatt was a hard mf

*slow Demonic cult music starts playing*

But regerts are so useful.

Something driving lessons do not teach you.

Regardless of popular belief, the nuts without nuts are not weaker than the nuts with nuts

Ahhhhh…retirement….

Love it. It's cute.

We will never know, they go in but they never come out

Still a better choice than we had in the past two decades

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Something for everyone!

Don't mind if I do. I guess there are going to be some character witnesses?

Smart

Helpful.

I was going to get one of these for my mum, but then I remembered she drives a massive 4WD these days so I had a custom one made which says "LET ME MERGE OR PRY YOUR LOSERMOBILE OUT OF MY BULLBAR".

Why discriminate against penguins?

Could 'the object' be a bomb?

The irony

When I lived in Japan, I saw a sign that read "Nomber One Best Transration Service".

Too late

Damnit, I'm a disabled elderly pregnant penguin child!

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This is in my country so I’m sure the owner doesn’t know what it means

Oh, they definitely thought that one through

Thanks for the warning!

Can we still rock down to there?

This is like you need experience to get job, and you need job to get experience

Ooh! Fancy! A gluten free owner. Those can be hard to come by!

Garlic Jim but not as we know him.

Well, in a sense, yes.

Just don't.

Their way of saying don't park on the grass.

It's to die for!

Apparently tracking down 10 mm sockets is more of a problem than I had realized.

I normally like to get it done on the same day...

I would only worry if there's a vet next door

Damn guess I'm not gonna be out soon then!! 😉

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Death tax.