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You can find anything on Facebook Marketplace nowadays. Looking for a used bike in your area? No problem. Want to give away some of the apples that have accumulated in your backyard? Someone will be happy to take them! And if you want to find terrifying home decor that will make for a hilarious White Elephant gift, that shouldn’t be a problem either.

To find out just how unhinged this online platform is, we took a trip to the Marketplace Doubletakes Instagram account and gathered some of their most amusing posts below. From confusing costumes to cardboard cutouts of Matthew McConaughey, enjoy scrolling through these surprising finds. And keep reading to find a conversation with the creator of this popular page, Michael!

#1

Golfing side table with putting green, golf club, and shoes, showcasing a wild Facebook Marketplace listing.

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Hippopotamuses
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6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well I can definitely see why it's one of a kind.

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    David statue light switch cover listed on Facebook Marketplace showing creative and unusual home decor item for sale.

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    Hippopotamuses
    Community Member
    6 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because up is off where I live, David will mostly be... shall we say... tumescent.

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    To find out more about this wild Instagram page, we got in touch with the account’s creator, Michael. He was kind enough to have a chat with Bored Panda and explain how this journey began in the first place.

    “So, Marketplace Doubletakes started out as a way to stave off boredom during the COVID pandemic lockdowns,” Michael shared. “I've always been an avid thrifter, lover of weird things, and collector (...and occasional reseller). And scrolling through Facebook Marketplace, finding the most insane things I could find and posting about them kept me going during that time, and it just kind of stuck with me.”

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    #4

    Person wearing a frilly sissy dress with pacifier in mouth, humorous listing on Facebook Marketplace.

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    Lily bloom
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Methinks the dress is not whats being marketed here

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    #5

    Kraft Dinner phone listed on Facebook Marketplace showing unusual and wild items for sale.

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    Hippopotamuses
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Strangely. This is probably the only thing on this post, thus far, actually worth anything.

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    “The popularity of the page still surprises me to this day, as it was never expected to get this big, but I'm really grateful to see and hear from so many like-minded people that like the same crazy things I like,” the creator shared.

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    At the moment, Marketplace Doubletakes has over 38K followers, and Michael has posted over 3,600 amusing screenshots.

    #7

    Man on hands and knees wearing a large leather roping saddle as a cat sits on top in a wild Facebook Marketplace listing.

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    Rusty metal table with measuring tape stretched across, illustrating wild Facebook Marketplace listings and odd item descriptions.

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    CalamityOne
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dang it, I was looking for the 40" size....

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    #9

    Wooden hand carved bed with a figure wearing a purple drape, shown in a cluttered room on Facebook Marketplace listing.

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    Louise Clarke
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't want the bed, but I'd pay $10 for the fabric around, what appears to be, Cleopatra's neck

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    When it comes to why people sell items like these on Facebook Marketplace, Michael says there are a variety of reasons. “I think, in this day and age, many many people look for side hustles and ways to make a little extra cash. And Facebook Marketplace is a relatively low effort, free place to do that and tap into the perceived values of things people already have that they are trying to get rid of for one reason or another,” the creator shared.

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    #10

    Stacked metal titanium off cuts for sale, showing unusual items found on Facebook Marketplace listings.

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    Hippopotamuses
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At this cost, definitely Interested. But I need to know where they were stolen from, before I go ahead?

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    #11

    Jesus surfing wave figurine with crown of thorns, showing wild and unique Facebook Marketplace listing.

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    Hippopotamuses
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Despite not regarding myself as a Christian, I kind of like this.

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    “There's hundreds of sites to sell and resell things, but I think Facebook Marketplace is the most accessible platform for its aging users,” Michael told Bored Panda. “For me and my content, I find that Marketplace isn't full of dedicated resellers that do full on research, post a million pictures, can ship all over the world, and post 50 things a day.”

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    #13

    Giant Kroger letter e for sale outside store, funny Facebook Marketplace listing showing wild items for sale.

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    Hippopotamuses
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not familiar with this company. But if I was them, I'd be asking for my 'e' back.

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    #15

    Pink exorcism kit with cross, rosary, holy water, ashes, and Bible displayed for sale on Facebook Marketplace.

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    Hippopotamuses
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Devil not only loves Prada. He also loves pink. Bad choice!

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    “Facebook Marketplace is mainly populated by people that just want to clear out an attic or get rid of [stuff] but have this inclination they can make a buck on it as well, and don't do a lot of research and don't want to ship things,” the creator explained. “And for me, there's more genuine reality to be found in the postings that I target for my content. Marketplace sellers are as successful as other resellers on other platforms I believe, and although it can be a great hassle at times, making any sale is a great motivator."

    #16

    Stacks of vintage Taco Bell ashtrays for sale, illustrating wild listings found on Facebook Marketplace.

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    Scott Rackley
    Community Member
    6 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cool fact: Those ashtrays were found in many fast food restaurants with different logos, of course. They were all made by one company, with one die. The logo embossments are switched out. I've seen the die. As a toolmaker is was impressive. They could change the emboss, depth (draw), and number of gussets.

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    #18

    Portable baptistry with steps and railing, listed on Facebook Marketplace showing how wild the marketplace can get.

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    Hippopotamuses
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm pretty sure baptisms are supposed to take place on consecrated ground. Not in the back yard with uncle Ed scratching his a**e throughout the ceremony.

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    Next, we asked the creator if he was partial to any of the items he’s posted about.

    “I have so many favorites. It's honestly hard to choose because everything I post I do honestly find amusing in some way,” Michael says. 

    He even noted that he’s purchased things he’s posted before and is always happy to share links to items for those that are interested. “I want to see crazy things fall into the hands of those that appreciate them. If I had endless money, I might buy everything I post.”

    #19

    Man standing next to large LEGO people statues on a yellow slide, illustrating the wild Facebook Marketplace listings.

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    Lily bloom
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can i get a discount if i dont take the one with the glasses?

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    #21

    Person in denim shorts standing next to a used massage table listed on Facebook Marketplace for sale.

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    Scott Rackley
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wonder what the slot if for? I mean, the slot on the table.

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    The creator also shared a tip for finding crazy things on Facebook Marketplace. “My only advice is cast a wide net. Stay consistent. Scroll endlessly, and the search bar is your friend,” Michael says. “The diamonds in the rough are always out there and closer to you than you think. People that tend to sell weird stuff also have too much weird stuff, and those people are always worth talking to.”

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    #23

    Vintage 1988 Wisdom Graviton ride listed on Facebook Marketplace showing wild unique items for sale.

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    Okiedokie
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hated this ride as a kid. Still hate it.

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    #24

    Framed creepy clown picture with red and yellow hats listed on Facebook Marketplace for sale at fifty dollars.

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    HardBoiledBlonde
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would be perfect to hang in the guest bathroom.

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    Finally, Michael added, “I would like to thank everyone that has visited my page, dropped me a comment, like, sent me their crazy finds (the submission door is always open) and shared with me their stories in reselling and buying odd stuff off the internet. I've chatted up so many great people the world over because of this, and honestly, that keeps me and the page going. Because it's ultimately not about the stuff, but the stories and lives behind it.”

    #25

    Box of 50 factory sealed Austin Powers Goldmember VHS tapes listed on Facebook Marketplace for $20.

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    Data1001
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At .40 cents each, that's probably about what they're worth. I suppose you could give them away as door prizes at a party or something.

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    #28

    Used septic tank listed for sale on Facebook Marketplace showing wild and unusual items in marketplace screenshots.

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    Hippopotamuses
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not sure how one quantifies the enjoyment of one's septic tank, but I'd take the advertiser's word for it if I weren't on reticulated.

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    #29

    Large 10 meter radio astronomy dish and mount listed for sale on Facebook Marketplace showing unusual items available.

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    Lily bloom
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg! Just what ive always wanted. I've been looking for one for ages

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    #31

    Blue recycling bin filled with vintage Playboy and Hustler magazines for sale on Facebook Marketplace.

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    Data1001
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And only 85% of the pages stuck together

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    #32

    Worn and discolored natural leather three-seater couch listed on Facebook Marketplace with visible stains and damage.

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    Hippopotamuses
    Community Member
    6 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meemaw diēd. But we done not noticed 'til Jackāss went off the air (Edited because apparently Jackāss is censored now).

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    #35

    Golf cart converted into a floating Seadoo on water, showcasing a wild and unique Facebook Marketplace listing.

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    Beth Wheeler
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahahaha. No way they will get that much for it

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    #36

    Large Wendy's store front sign for sale on Facebook Marketplace, showing the wild variety of items listed online.

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    Carl Roberts
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I kinda want this. Then, when the Jehova's show up at my door, I can say "Sir, this is a Wendy's"

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    #39

    Old yellow Faraday keypad device listed on Facebook Marketplace with unknown purpose, showing just how wild Facebook Marketplace is.

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    Mary Beth Lang
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It takes some nerve to ask $25 while saying "I have no idea what this is" 😆

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    #40

    Black platform flip-flops with thick soles listed for sale, showcasing wild Facebook Marketplace finds and unusual items.

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    Khavrinen
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look like a broken ankle just waiting to happen.

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    #41

    Purple vintage trucker hat with farming made me dirt poor slogan listed on Facebook Marketplace wild listings screenshot.

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    Ace
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The rogue apostrophe just makes it so much better.

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    #43

    Industrial gummy bear production line equipment listed for sale on Facebook Marketplace, showcasing wild and unusual items.

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    Lily bloom
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone will buy that for their special gummy factory

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    #44

    Rusty old 50-foot bridge listed for sale on Facebook Marketplace with snow-covered ground and leafless trees.

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    Hippopotamuses
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have one in New York City which may interest you....

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    #47

    Vintage cigarette packs and accessories for sale on Facebook Marketplace showing unique and wild listings.

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    Lily bloom
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Collectible to some and not outrageous price

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    #50

    Metal Gladiator tool chest with diamond plate design listed on Facebook Marketplace in a cluttered storage setting.

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    #51

    Massive collection of 436 Pearl Jam live concert bootleg cassettes listed on Facebook Marketplace.

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    Hippopotamuses
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That must have been one hēll of a concert!

    #53

    Giant original KFC bucket listed for sale on Facebook Marketplace showing the wild and unusual item listings.

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    Marie BellaDonna
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is cool! Would go great with the Wendy's sign above!!

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    #54

    Red custom 2008 Starcraft truck-boat hybrid listed on Facebook Marketplace showing wild unique vehicle listing.

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    Chewie Baron
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In his later years, Optimus Prime would guest star on “The Love Boat”.

    #55

    Yellow lifted Camaro limo with off-road tires and missing parts listed on Facebook Marketplace in a snowy outdoor setting.

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    Screenshot of a wild Facebook Marketplace rental ad offering free rent with friends-with-benefits condition included.

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    Ace
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To rephrase this more accurately: "s*x slave wanted".

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    #57

    Halloween mask of P Diddy for sale on Facebook Marketplace showing wild listings and unusual items on the platform.

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    G A
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    P-Do P-Diddy P-diddled, didn't he?

    #58

    Custom made reclaimed wood bed frame listed on Facebook Marketplace with rustic design and wood block base.

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    Ace
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Small voice - I quite like that actually...

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    #59

    Meat vacuum machine listed on Facebook Marketplace showing a used commercial vacuum sealer with power cord inside.

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    Glen Ellyn
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who wants to vacuum their meat??

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    #60

    Pair of rare Tony Lama rodeo boots in a box listed on Facebook Marketplace showing unique vintage footwear.

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    HardBoiledBlonde
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I kind of like these but I do not like the price.

    #61

    DJ controller with mixer and cables displayed on carpet, showing wild Facebook Marketplace listing priced at $150.

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    Ace
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Impugning" death? Like, you're attacking his character, or what?

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    #62

    Taxidermy clown rat holding a tool listed on Facebook Marketplace, illustrating how wild Facebook Marketplace is.

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