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People Tried To Sell These 50 Things On Facebook Marketplace, No Context Given (New Pics)
Let’s assume you’ve already made a good number of trips around the sun. If someone told you 30 years ago that one day you'd be able to buy anything with just a few clicks of a touchscreen button, you would likely be looking at them like they had ears on their forehead.
But here we are, living in an age where seeing an unhinged for-sale ad on the internet isn’t out of the ordinary. Especially if you’re around Facebook Marketplace a lot, it’s almost a guarantee you'll see something like a Simon Cowell Scarecrow or a Drunk Wife Cart at some point in your scrolling.
Yes, this is real life, and here are more of those crazy posts from the Insane FB Marketplace subreddit.
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#1
Only One Of A Kind
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#2
Khajiit Has Wares If You Have Coin
#3
Never Been Wanked In
#4
Funniest Listing I've Seen
#5
Phelony
#6
Does What It Says On The Tin
#10
A Desk With Bite
#12
For Scale
Roman Arendt 1 month ago
I'm sorry, but can someone tell me what a Campbell's Soup can is in bananas? I'm from Europe, we measure in things that make sense.
#13
Battle Bucket
#14
Thought This Belonged Here: Fly Harness
#15
Delicious
#16
They Couldn’t Wait To Take The Photo
#17
Loser BF
#19
Garbage Bin Wheels
#20
"Don't Need No More"
#21
Insane Use Of AI
#22
Huge Spoon
#23
*only* 1500 For A Car You Have To Flip Back Over
#24
No Window No Problem
#25
Galactic Tumbler
#26
Chair
#27
Autopsy Table For Sale That’s Been Kept In The Backyard
#28
That's A Whole Lot Of Fans
#33
Fake Charity Donation Bin
#35
$5,000 And I Have To Dig It Out?
Oskar vanZandt 1 month ago
Yeah. A tree doctor might remove it for you for a lot less, I'm thinking...
#36
Prison Pen??
#37
This Dresser Is Gold! Only $300 Dollars
#39
Is He Selling It Because It Worked Or It Didn’t Work?
Phantom Phoenix 1 month ago
There is one guaranteed way to make sure you don't have gay kids - don't have any kids. And if it worries you that if you have you kid, they could be gay, it's the method you should use - you're unfit for the role of parent
#43
Uh…. 🙄 I Could Do This For Free…
#44
Seems Like You Could Have Just Taken A Photo Of The Mirror…
UnclePanda 1 month ago
She wanted to also use the photo on her dating app but didn't want to spend the extra money to get two.
#45
Just What I Was Looking For
perylousdemon 1 month ago
Well, it's more artistic than a banana taped to the wall, but that's a pretty low bar...
#46
A Free Tree?
Oskar vanZandt 1 month ago
Erm, you'll have to pay big bucks to have that "free tree" removed... especially if you want to avoid a destroyed roof and a failed insurance claim.
#48
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#49
"Homemade"
UnclePanda 1 month ago (edited)
I actually paused at the end of my cinder block shelving era to reflect. "Good riddance."
#50
iPad Air 2
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