81 Of The Most Insane Things People Have Tried To Sell On Facebook Marketplace (New Pics)

Now we know where they got the idea for that truck. OG right here.

Need.

It looks loud and too narrow to be comfortable, other than that, just a fun idea.

The cat wore it best.

Love it!

As far as scarecrows go, that would be brilliant to use!

Clever.

This is clever.

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Could an inflatable nightclub also be called a bouncer castle?

Jesse...

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She goes by Mignon.

The only use for a macbook I can think of...

Probably be okay in the right house BUT not at that price.

Hang on that's fúcking awesome.

Imagine you're driving, and there's a cyclist stopped at a red right. As you're passing to pull up beside them, you glance over and see what looks like fingers cupping their b**t. 😬

Creepy

How udderly ridiculous

I want some idiot to carry it on their purse

I really really want this to be what someone wears when they hold up a convenience store. Especially when they say "hands up!"

"hey kid you want some cookies"

The Vomitron!

Pulp viction vibes

can't tell if they're clever or just American

When I was in Middle School we took a short field trip to a Judge's house to see some of his historical memoribibila. He had a tank! And parts of an airplane. And a hangar to keep it in. He's since started a museum, but my point is, there are people who buy all kinds of stuff

Well this is just talent.

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Not my first choice of instrument, but I suppose it would do in a pinch.

🤣🤣🤣

I think it's udderly adorable

Just like in the Lego movie 😊

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The seller should be wary of anyone who insists on coming by to look at it only at night.

That thing has three layers of shame glaze on it. I've never been more sure of anything.

Kinda looks like a propeller.

Meanwhile someone somewhere is trying to read a taquito.

I really want to see a whole biker gang riding these down the highway at the same time.

Too soon

That's clearly Scotland after gaining Independence, with a bit Northern England coming with us instead of being fvcked over by Westminster! :D

Worst. Lollipop. Ever.

Asher Addams

Next week: Grandma's thumbs. And the price goes to $175. You wanna see Grandma again you better pay up.

Does the cat come with it?

uhm I hope your wife knows what you're trying to do with her crystal football...

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It should have been wearing Crocs.

You could probably find some from Spirit Airlines fairly cheap now....

I don't know if I should be embarrassed to admit this is not what comes to mind when I read the words "bone throne."

That is a nice boulder.

It seems someone has gotten hold of a few pieces of a plane.

lol 1.5hrs on full tank... perfect for all preppers who swear to be free from electricity... but somehow plan on having years of stockpiled fuel...

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The successor to Spirit Airlines.

One begets the other?

Firstly it's truly hideous. Secondly asking a grand for a ring but doesn't even know what size it is 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

Ah the old p**p 'n strum.

lol.. great father's day gift? I would disown the offspring that brought me this...

just what i need for my next acid trip.

I'm going to need longer arms.

Very... Comfortable. I'm sure.

Beekeeper would take this in a heartbeat. Free Bees. Plus this is a ad offering to come get swarms.

Good for that kid. I"d totally buy one.

Not that bad, he's showing what's salvageable and trying to get a buck or two from the accident that befell him

You know how to tell when a moth farts? For a split second, it flies in a straight line. Heh.

Wouldn't want to get jabbed by that knób

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Dumpsterade! Just like Aunt Ginny used to make!

Cute.

The absolute cheapest grease is about $100 for 5gal. For a non-critical application that's quite a cost savings.