This Tattoo Artist Can’t Draw And That’s Precisely Why Her Clients Choose Her (30 New Pics)
When you decide to get a tattoo, choosing the right artist is nearly as important as picking the design and spot. I mean, if someone is to ink you they better have the experience and skill required to produce something nothing short of amazing, right? After all, this is going to be on your body forever. Well, experience, yes, but skill? Not necessarily. Helen Fernandes isn't good at drawing but people are still lining up to get her tattoos. And they're so bad, they're good.
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What is meant by "good at drawing?" I've had a few tattoos and the artists followed outlines of artwork transferred onto my skin. I've never had a freehand illustration done. My favorite tattoos were by a guy whose handwriting was illegible. But he tattoos were very fine-lines and his detail is astonishing. She has a unique eye that is whimsical and primitive. I consider that "good."
That's actually quite advanced. I'd say she's fakin' the "not canning" to draw ;( :D xD
well kind of a little over up you know which is bad
Load More Replies...The Brazilian founded her own tattoo shop, Malfeitona, in her native city of Salvador de Bahia, and has already gained a sort of a cult following for what she calls her tatuagens peba, which literally translates into "trash tattoos." With over 57K Instagram followers and regularly uploaded pics of happy customers enjoying their new designs, it's perfectly clear why her unique style is so popular. It's genuine.
Who says she can't draw, she is quit good?! Her art is uniquely cute and adorable on its own!
Ya know, they are all good. It's a distinct and whimsical style of art. I love it so far!
Fernandes has been inking people for about three years, but she's been in the game way longer. She's also a visual artist. "I started to draw because my parents were taking me to the church 3 times a week," she told Bored Panda. "To keep me quiet, they would give me a pen and some paper. But I kept drawing because I liked it."
It might be the Earths bad infection which is showing signs of spreading
Load More Replies...He's actually the only one who is smiling. :)
Load More Replies...I don't know why these qualify as ugly... most of them are quirky and adorable and great.
Maybe I'm weird, but I don't think they're ugly AT ALL! Jut Quirky. There's a difference between "ugly" and "quirky"!👺😏
kot zawsze bedzie tam gdzie jest dobrze traktowany..bo chodzimy wlasnymi sciezkami...'
"I was never into realism," she said. "Drawing was just something I really enjoyed doing. It made others happy and it made me happy. It still does. However, I never thought I could be an artist. By specialty, I'm a mechanical engineer. I got my degree in December 2016 and had been attending a post-graduate course on materials engineering at the Federal University of Bahia until last year. But recently I switched to being a researcher, studying the relation between tattoo and Instagram. I am, however, interested in other fields as well. I'm also a digital influencer and I give art classes (mostly on “how to find your own style”), and work as an illustrator."
Oh thanks ❤️ I´m so happy, I receive a lot of criticism :( If you want you can follow me on insta/twitter, it´s malfeitona (personal) and malfeitonatattoo foccusing on the visual work :)
Load More Replies...her version of The Town Musicians of Bremen
Load More Replies..."Parallel to my "official" activities, I've been involved in art all of my life. And I've always drawn stuff that's funny, cute, unrealistic, and doesn't follow the "technical" rules of the craft. My works have appeared on my friends' mugs, bags, t-shirts, even zines and comic books. I've even sold them to those who wanted to buy them. I've also painted walls and made flyers for concerts, parties, and other events. And I've performed some nail art on myself and my close friends." Helen also loves customizing her personal belongings. From pencils to t-shirts, she draws on everything.
That is cool but this is cooler . :̿ ̿̿ ̿’̿’̵͇̿̿з=(◣_◢)=ε/̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿. ̿̿
(I) He's just chilling there forever, and ever, and ever, and ever....
"Once upon a time in 2014, I drew a bat to Matheus, a very close person of mine. It had pointy teeth, and Matheus liked it so much, he asked me to tattoo it on him. We planned everything out and I did it. He's a great pushy person that has always believed in me. Later, a my other close friend wanted to get a tattoo of a cat I had drawn. And another friend asked for a dinosaur standing on a planet. I didn't charge them for it since I had no experience. It was just a friend thing (but following all of the safety requirements)."
Can someone please explain this to me? I feel like I’ve seen it somewhere......
Oh god, I would never want to immortalise him! 'I see you're typing a letter.......' He'd obtrusively pop up to make you answer questions. So needy!
Which ALL of the so-called Masters had. Today we call it Swag. Of which she no doubt has a TON!
Load More Replies..."I created the @malfeitona Instagram account in 2017. In Portuguese, malfeitona means 'badly done.' The title makes it very clear what it's all about. People who weren't my friends started asking me for tattoos, so I charged them a bit to cover material costs. Later, friends of these people started contacting me as well, including other tattoo artists that liked my ideas and were giving me tips while I was working on them. This taught me a lot and I eventually I got my own studio. I stopped bringing strangers to my house and wrapping my entire room in plastic." More customers have been appearing and this is where the artist is at now.
This hit home hard. Watching Gandolf fight for his life. Watching in awh and then the pause... like really? Just going to stand there and not run?
Strelka, Belka's companion, they were the first dogs sent to space by USSR (CCCP in Cyrillic alphabet)
"I have other work as well, so I don't tattoo every week. In some cases I might not pick up the needle for an entire month. But when booking is open and I'm up for it, I can produce 30 a week, especially if I go to Sao Paulo (i live in Salvador but I do tours)."
Not a normal virus, it's Bacteriophage - bacterial killer
Load More Replies...I had three years of microbiology education and this one is absolutely adorable. I mean... The bacterium has even both kinds of pili! How gorgeous is that? :D
The little mole makes it look like Wile E. pooed because he knew what was about to happen.
"I adapt my prices to the area I'm working in. In Brazil, the average tattoo costs about R$400 ($100). Of course, it depends on how much color and detail a particular design has. And if I went to the States, I would have to figure out how much tattoo artists charge their costumers there before setting my own price as well."
Why does the chicken have a mouth full of razor teeth rather than a beak? lol
Bro I'm still mad at him for saying "EAT MORE CHIKIN!....HIS LACK OF SPELLING KNOWLEDGE HIGHLY IRKS ME AND I WILL NOT FORGIVE HIM PORKY!
"I think people like my style because of how cute and funny it is. But it's a number of things. People don't just like my designs, they also like my pictures, captions and stories on Instagram. Stories that explain my tattoos and help them relate to them. A tattoo is something very personal and I try to make the entire experience of getting it as nice as possible. I spend as much time on my customers as they need, we talk and develop ideas together. Also, I have a very clear political position and use social media to spread it. Brazil is currently in a very complicated political situation."
Also, Helen will be visiting Mexico in April and would love to talk to some local tattoo artists, so if you're inking people in Mexico, feel free to contact her!
ummm.........there's a 'u' there. What are u, blind?!
Load More Replies...still trying to figure out who'd want a flying rat, for a tat. (I'll shut up now. For a bit, anyhow.)
Load More Replies...I just pretend the skin is my paper and if my paper does not have tears in it, it's not bold enough...
what do you meant "too bad" all of her drawings are perfectly quirky and beautiful in my opinion
Load More Replies...Like the venus flytrap and cactus, not too sure how I feel about the oowoo sunflower
I agree. The sunflower looks very dark and compact compared to the other two.
Load More Replies...She NEED TO GET SOME OF THIS ON CANVAS! I'd hate for her Masterpieces to ALL be in the ground someday!😞
This is the reason i choose this tattoo, cat balls are só cuuute
Load More Replies...She would be a space ghost if that is her =(
Load More Replies...You're wrong about a mitochondria. It's another pickle, half eaten and laying down.
Everyone is saying it's a mitochondria and then there's me..."What a cute roly poly bug!"
Ahhh, the one-eyed-three-finned shark. Rarely seen and rarely believed to exist. But there you have it!
I am not a fan of black cats being assosiated with bad luck. They are lovely animals that are sadly abandoned due to superstitious people like this even ironically. In Japan they are considered good luck too, and this whole black cat= wicca bad luck etc is stupid same with the number 13
UUUGGGHHH, Now THAT'S AN UNSEEABLE IMAGE!
Load More Replies...As badly as it is drawn, her application/technique is really good. Usually tattoos that are drawn like this look like they came with free hepatitis C.
just BREATHE in and accept that its TIME to get that tat removed because it's giving me BRAIN DAMAGE, and it shouldn't cost too much MONEY to do so. If you don't, expect me to be ON THE RUN.
Actually. Sorry everybody, but you all have it completely wrong. This is the best one.
Well, as an artist I wouldn't actually say that she can't draw, I think that she has a weird but original style and I can see why people want a tatoo by her. I wouldn't to that to my skin (maybe a little one because some looks funny) but hey, you do what you want! Maybe they're better for a child show or to print on some fabric or use them for stuffed animals. For sure I wouldn't call them ugly. Like the first one, is wonderful :D
Some of these are kind of cute, but most of them just look terrible. Other than to be edgy why would you get intentionally bad tattoos?
These are actually really cute, and a lot better than some of those tattoos that end up looking terrible.unintentionally.
Most of these are not "bad" they're just a style! Personally, I think most of them are very cute!
Well, as an artist I wouldn't actually say that she can't draw, I think that she has a weird but original style and I can see why people want a tatoo by her. I wouldn't to that to my skin (maybe a little one because some looks funny) but hey, you do what you want! Maybe they're better for a child show or to print on some fabric or use them for stuffed animals. For sure I wouldn't call them ugly. Like the first one, is wonderful :D
Some of these are kind of cute, but most of them just look terrible. Other than to be edgy why would you get intentionally bad tattoos?
These are actually really cute, and a lot better than some of those tattoos that end up looking terrible.unintentionally.
Most of these are not "bad" they're just a style! Personally, I think most of them are very cute!

