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They say a picture is worth a thousand words. But we can also invert this popular phrase. As the subreddit r/trashy has shown time and time again, a few words can be worth a thousand pictures as well.
Collecting evidence that suggests the human race might be degrading, the members of this online community have spotted plenty of evocative signs. Like the one saying, "Sunbathing and barbeques are not allowed in the cemetery. Please show respect." Or another, stating that "We don't spit on your floors. Don't spit on ours."
The mental images they put in your head... There must be so many monsters walking among us!
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#1
Travel To Country And Complain About Bad English
NsG 4 years ago
I adore the passive-agressive "love you" at the end. Their English is perfect.
Dodo 4 years ago
Honestly, most non-native English speakers are better at English than some natives
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~hUmMuS vIbEs~ 4 years ago
If you're going to diss the locals for not having perfect English, don't go to the friggin country.
Sandeep Patel 4 years ago
I love this, we almost expect everyone to speak English but make no effort to speak their language. When i go abroad i always try and learn simple words in the local language
SB 4 years ago
I would love to do that, however after taking a couple years of Spanish my brain didn't work and I ended up accidentally telling a man that I was lusting after him when I was trying to ask his name in Spanish. I don't trust myself with anything but English since!
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Matthew Squadrito 4 years ago
I was on a school trip to Spain about 3 years ago. We had just gotten to the hotel, and one of the students walked up to me, looking guiltily confused, and asked "Why don't the people here speak English?"
Marisa Stolt 2 years ago
Beeeecaaaaussee.....they're in a foreign country??
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#2
Take Your [poop] Home
![Take Your [poop] Home](https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/trashy-signs-2-6194bd6566c7d__700.jpg "Take Your [poop] Home")
Piper Meadow 4 years ago
That's absolutely disgusting behavior and the person responsible should face charges and pay damages.
Roxy Eastland 4 years ago
I cannot understand the logic of picking up and bagging dog poo and then abandoning it in the environment. It would be better to literally just leave it, especially in the countryside. As for the dead horses, that is just heartbreaking.
Chich 4 years ago
We live near a river and when we moved in the occasional person would cut through our property to get to the river/trails. Didn't mind too much. Then we got to cleaning up the yard and found out these turd muffins were picking up their dog crap and tossing the bags under our shed at the back. We've a fence now and they have to walk an extra kilometre to get back there.
Vicky Zar 4 years ago
Put a sign on the fence: "we are very sorry for this inconvenience to all decent hikers. You may thank all those who tossed their dog crap bags under our shed!" This way all the idiots will know it's because of them and with a bit of luck, they will learn their lesson.
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Sapna Sarfare 4 years ago
Oh my god... this is so horrible... i bet the culprits do not care. This is my pet peeve with most pet owners. Your pet is your responsibility. Clean up. If you cannot take care of the creature, then do no take a pet in.
Mazer 4 years ago
Biggest pet peeve of mine. Before I busted my leg and surgeons made it worse, I spent lots of time in nature, teaching myself tracking and sign, learning plant names, having afternoon tea with slime molds, and taking photographs (all very rewarding). Envelope though cans are provided at all trailheads and there are signs up, people still leave dog poop filled bags along the trails. I got so frustrated by it, I would post the photos on the local counties website. Worst people on the planet leaving dog poop filled bags everywhere 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
Marco Conti 4 years ago
Cameras. Install cameras and shame them on social media. Probably its only worthy use.
Jennie-Lind Normand 4 years ago
Id be getting a trail cam so I could get evidence of them throwing the bags and then have charges brought against them, at the very least for littering and possibly animal cruelty?
Andrea Pereira 4 years ago
Once I was walking with my dog and my sisters dog... Anyway, buddy must have eaten something wrong... so he proceeded to take the most fabulous almost liquid dump in front of one of our neighbors apartment building... as in... it was HUGE... think about a bucket load of moist soft s**t. It's impossible to pick it up. It's a disaster. So I took the dogs back, grabbed a bucket, some cleaning products and walked my walk of shame back to the front of those apartment building... some poor guy was already cleaning the stuff with a hose, and I tried to help where I could. I like to think that at least I helped and the poor guy didn't feel so down because of it.
Andrea Pereira 4 years ago
Changed the route of my walkings, tho. Never passed in front of that adress again.
Load More Replies...We managed to get in touch with Ashley, a moderator of the subreddit, and they agreed to have a little chat with us. "It seems like people just like to piss other people off when they know they have an unpopular opinion," the Redditor told Bored Panda. "And others just don't have the mental capacity to realize when they're gross or out of line. Which leads to posting signs, bumper stickers, t-shirts and etc that just put their trashy thought process on display."
But even though the content on r/trashy can be quite off-putting, it still captivates and intrigues a large audience. "It's kind of like driving past a bad car accident. You know you probably shouldn't look, but you do anyway ... There's something about watching shi*** people being shi*** that's both infuriating and comical all at the same time."
#3
Found In London
Mazer 4 years ago (edited)
The horrible thing about theft from people is that the thief has no idea how hard the victims life is and how brutal their actions may be. BTW - if you have a loved one in a nursing home, the biggest theft of choice is clothing. So, either put in a teddy bear camera or other form of security. Thieves will stop at nothing.
PeachPossum 4 years ago
I've never seen a more elegant message put across with equally elegant handwriting.
Marco Conti 4 years ago
I think someone stole a malfunctioning Logitech keyboard I was returning to Amazon and left outside for UPS to pick up. I am pissed about the $30, but I am gleeful at the thought that if they try using it it will type like this "shhhhhhrgdf gijfhhhhhhr hkjothhhhhhhd, dhhhhhjtrds". I wish I could see them try.
#4
People Won’t Stop Throwing Trash On Trees
DennyS (denzoren) 4 years ago
Brilliant pun...also, yes please respect trees. They give us so much and we treat them so poorly.
Wise beauty 4 years ago
People before the sign: “do-di-do-di-do… I don’t know what to do with my granola bar wrapper… guess I’ll hide it behind this tree. No one shall suspect a thing.”
#5
When Your Neighbor's Are Exhausted Of Your Fighting, It's Time To Reflect On Some Things (Not My Photo)
Little Wolf 4 years ago
This is really when its time to break up. When ur FUCKEN NEIGHBOURS give you a letter.
cybermerlin2000 4 years ago
Even more so when your neighbours know what the arguments are about
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Laura Jones 4 years ago
hitting him with an ironing board? sounds like a dangerous toxic relationship
Kyle Brown 4 years ago (edited)
I am surprised I haven't seen a sign like this near my house because of my mom's yelling. She overreacts all the time with stuff like dropping a game controller, spilling water, even my cat liking me instead of her.
Vicky Zar 4 years ago
Do either of your Moms apologise afterwards? If so, what do you think about that?
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Brendan Roberts 4 years ago
She hit with an ironing board?! He should have escaped two years ago.
Alexandra Comeau 4 years ago
Of course. Its okay to hit the whiny man with an iron board and complain he cant act like an adult? she sounds like an abuser. "i did not hit you. i punched you. dont be such a Baby, grow the f**k up, Johnny!" hmm where have i heard an abuser like this before? 🤔
Rannveig Ess 4 years ago
Or you can call the police and let them come out a few times on a Domestic Disturbance and eventually one or both will be hauled off to spend the night in jail and cool off. Helps wonders to drop a hint that it's time to part ways. Then the landlords or management companies find out, and they throw them out. 2 years??! WHY
Dodo 4 years ago
Both? Unlikely. The guy will get hauled off, even if she's the one yelling and being violent
Load More Replies...As you might imagine, the moderators have to do plenty of 'policing' in a sub like this. "From racist, sexist, and homophobic comments to posts that are so trashy we would get our sub banned if we didn't remove it (think CP and other awful things that don't belong anywhere)," Ashley explained.
"Those kinds of things don't happen often, luckily, but I've seen a lot of unfortunate examples on this sub because, well, people are trashy. There's a difference between posting something for amusement's sake and posting something just to be horrible. It's a fine line, but it's still a line we don't cross here. We champion trashy content but don't tolerate trashy behavior from our subscribers. So most of what gets removed are just comments where people are just being assholes to each other. And occasionally, on the more controversial posts, we will have to lock the comment thread because there's just too much shit to sift through."
The moderators try their best to keep their sub a place where everyone can participate without feeling threatened. "It's a sh**show over here, but it's an inclusive sh**show. Which I think is part of the appeal."
#6
Mildly Infuriating That A Restaurant Would Need To Put A Sign Up Because Of Tiktoks
Terd Fergison 4 years ago
Also, that's super unsanitary. There are a sh-it ton of germs on peoples' phones.
Jackie Nettleton 4 years ago
I wonder how many times this has happened? Also I would have loved to have seen their face when they realised that their phone was broken
Marco Conti 4 years ago
Obnoxious Tik Tokers aside, I am trying to understand their setup. Apparently it's a dishwashing conveyor belt. How do other diners fit in this? Why would anyone want to video the dirty dishes travels? Regardless, the phone may not work anymore, but it'll be spotless.
Mad Dragon 4 years ago
It's a sushi conveyer belt. The sushi travels all around the restaurant, and people pick up what they want and then put the empty plate back onto the belt. Putting a phone on an empty plate will record all the diners as it travels around the restaurant. At the end of the cycle, a person picks up the plates (and the phone) and puts them into the dishwasher.
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Stealing From A Self-Isolating, Vulnerable Neighbour
Tee Witt 4 years ago
I can remember when anyone who stole or hurt an old/disabled person was the lowest of the low and thankfully rare. Now, they seem to be the prime target as they can not defend themselves.
Load More Replies... Mazer 4 years ago (edited)
I need to befriend this person and teach them how to use a slingshot effectively (not as a bird deterrent).
J. Normal 4 years ago (edited)
I had a neighbor who said she was unhappy cause all the birds crapped on her car. Sorry, I have recently been to several nature reserves in my area.... dead silence - no birds at all eerie actually. My neighborhood - constant singing and chirping. BTW touch my bird feeders / houses and I will send a murder (of crows).
Alan Green 4 years ago (edited)
Bird feeders attract squirrels that can severely damage your property which is what happened to me. They got into the loft of my apartment by chewing through the soft fittings of the outside wall. Stole loads of loft insulation. Stripped electrical wires of their insulation. The property maintenance company took down all bird feeders my neighbours had been putting out. Maybe the same is happening here?
Moneythink 4 years ago
I have a tube feeder, hung from a dome. We're constantly told that squirrels can find a way to get to any feeder, but they haven't gotten to this one. Unfortunately, raccoons are large enough to defeat it.
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Shine Caramia 4 years ago
I wonder if this was in one of the places where the birds were dying and people were supposed to take down their feeders
#8
People Throwing Objects At A Dog And Scaring Him
R De Backer 4 years ago
Those who abuse animals should get the same treatment as they gave to the animals but at least 10 times more painful or damaging. And public shaming.
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Donkey boi 4 years ago
Hi Barry, send me your detail. I'll come make sure not a single piece of s**t throws anything anywhere near you (unless it's a ball to play with). I'm very good at throwing things really hard and will be happy to show these scummy pricks how it feels to be scared.
Marco Conti 4 years ago
What is wrong with people? Again, mount cameras ($30 on Amazon) and put it on Youtube. Make a channel out of shaming these people and monetize it.
From a biological perspective, there's no question that the human race is still moving forward. Michael J. Dougherty, assistant director, and senior staff biologist at Biological Sciences Curriculum Study in Colorado Springs, for example, said that all changes in the gene frequencies of populations—and quite often in the traits those genes influence—are by definition evolutionary changes.
"The notion that humans might regress or 'devolve' presumes that there is a preferred hierarchy of structure and function—say, that legs with feet are better than legs with hooves or that breathing with lungs is better than breathing with gills. But for the organisms possessing those structures, each is a useful adaptation," Dougherty explained.
#9
If It's On The Porch, It Must Be Free!
River Webb 4 years ago
"ooh thats a nice doormat, it'll look great with my. decor! Lets just steal it..."
Nathan Pogorzala 4 years ago
You're probably not too far off from their thought process. Thoughts hurt their heads.
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Pearl 4 years ago (edited)
"You're way too old for this s h i t". Okay, true but when is anyone the right age for stealing other peoples doormats?
Viviane 4 years ago
There isn't a right age. I think the target is trying to annoy the thief by calling her "old".
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One of my friends mother was busted climbing through an open window of a residential home, in the act of burglarizing the home…she was 80 years old at the time of her arrest. Lifelong career criminal and drug user. One of the most successful jewelry thrives was an elderly black woman, very charming, dressed well - super conservatively. She managed to have a very long run. Few people suspecting the nice old woman
Marco Conti 4 years ago
I will never understand this. It must be a compulsion of some sort. My wife, who would never think of shoplifting (because, besides her own morals, she worked in retail for years) was given a medication that made her want to do compulsive shoplifting. Mostly on candy bars and Knick knacks. It was so bad, I had to do all the shopping until she was off that medicine. Once she stopped taking it, the compulsion went away. I wish I remembered what it was or what it was supposed to cure. Nasty stuff.
Vicky Z 4 years ago
Wow that sounds so weird! Too bad you don't remember the medicine I'm very curious now
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Grant Barke 4 years ago
It that was mine, Id let her have it as long as she tells me why she needs my damn doormat.
Manuel Delgado 4 years ago
In Spain, to record her -even if it is to get evidence of the robbery- is against the law and you could be fined.
#10
Let's Just Get This Out In The Open
Vicky Z 4 years ago
Yeah i was thinking something was not right about this sign!
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I' Gomez & Morticia's kid 4 years ago
Oh he was just distressed about his mother well being and couldn't help himself/S
Bad Alchemy 4 years ago
She did her research! A yellow background with black text is one of the most high contrast, easy to read choices for signage. That thing is visible a long way off. Extra points!
#11
Found This In My Gym
cybermerlin2000 4 years ago
Shouldn't have mentioned the software. All they have to do is travel somewhere else, turn it off and then travel back. Plug the iPad into a computer and remove the program and lock outs with dodgy apps that you can get online
Dre Mosley 4 years ago
One of my former employers caught a thief that way years ago. The laptop he stole had that kind of software on it.
Marco Conti 4 years ago
People don't know iPads can be tracked? And gyms have CCTV? This is a "stupid Award" contender.
But social degeneration is something different. "The great summit of declinism," according to writer Adam Gopnick, "was established in 1918, in the book that gave decline its good name in publishing: the German historian Oswald Spengler's best-selling, thousand-page work The Decline of the West."
Now, the belief that society going backward is especially popular in the UK. In a 2015 survey, 70% of Britons agreed with the statement that "things are worse than they used to be," even though at the time they were in fact "richer, healthier and longer-living than ever before".
#12
It Got So Bad They Had A Sign Made...
Pearl 4 years ago (edited)
This is so disgusting it makes me want to cry. You can't do whatever you want with a masseuse. They're a professional doing their job. And that doesn't include giving you anything that isn't part of their job.
BlackestDawn 4 years ago
I think it's more about that "massage" is fairly commonly used by hookers to advertise their business rather than having to do with slavery.
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Whitey Black 4 years ago
I went to an Asian massage parlor because of lower back pain & the hostess kept asking me, "you wanna moon key glease?" With the help of another employee, I found out she was asking me if I wanted my monkey greased. I did not.
WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
They forgot to add: "Asking for a happy end is sexual harassment and police will be called."
Jigsaw's Puzzle 4 years ago
people need to stop doing this their job is to give you a massage they aren’t a pornstar or something so chill
Samantha PandaNotBored 4 years ago
I have only found out this year at the age of 43 what a “Happy Ending “ means . I was shocked !
Andrea Pereira 4 years ago
I have a cousin who is a massage therapist. She studied a lot, went to India and studied ayurvédica therapy, years of learning. She's awesome. What's not so awesome is her messaging box. The number of creeps asking for stuff is out of charts. Man are trash. They are.
Vicky Z 4 years ago (edited)
The fact that many people keep asking for this even in 5* hotels drives me crazy! You know exactly that they don't offer these things in such places and you know exactly where to find those things! You are just harassing the therapist and make her uncomfortable to continue her work so you are a horrible human being and should be charged full session and be kicked out of the place at all times!!!
#13
How Many People Died Before This Sign Got Put Up?
Ivana 4 years ago
This is just good looking out. Addicts or drug users live under a horrible stigma and find it very difficult to find help. They live in fear of being discovered and being arrested, being criminalized for their mental health, that they don't even disclose their drug use to the people who need to know and will not report them. Be honest with your doctors about your drug use, and doctors, treat patients who report drug use with care so they feel comfortable with having these conversations.
J. Normal 4 years ago
I agree and understand, but just with pot in a legal state, I still get judged harshly by doctors and nurses. I have never had any addiction (except tobacco quit 10 yrs ago), and I get lectures about the dangers of drugs, and they REFUSE to prescribe any type of pain medication ( severe nerve pain). I have gone through the tylenol 3 they gave me for dental surgery ( 30 pills 4 yrs) and am really hoping I do not have a really bad day. When asked I am told to take tylenol, so it is tylenol with a large dab and a couple of shots of alcohol - I am useless then - but at least I am not crying in pain. ( If I was allowed to take an opioid I would still be able to function.) But like most of society - punish all for those who have problems.
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Donkey boi 4 years ago
I can speak for every medical professional when I say, please don't lie to us, your life (often literally) depends on it. I cannot speak for every country but in the UK we are not obligated to contact the police for drug related issues (unless we think you may become a danger to others).
F. H. 4 years ago
Also speaking as a medical professional, you also shouldn't lie to your patients like this dentist does.
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Because dental anesthetic has ephedrine in it, if anyone is wondering. I know this because I have high blood pressure so they refuse to give it to me. I have to have (much more expensive) full sedation instead whenever I need dental work done.
F. H. 4 years ago
It doesn't have ephedrine, but epirenin. It's only dangerous for patients with high blood pressure if it's accidently injected into the blood stream. Some dentists think the risk is too high and use alternative anaesthetics without it. That's ok. Offering a full sedation, which is much, much more risky as an alternaternative is not ok.
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absolute zero 4 years ago
If you're a meth user, don't lie to medical staff. Your symptoms can trick them into thinking you are in a very different situation than you are. They won't report you and honestly, users like you are a lot more common than you think they are.
Vicky Z 4 years ago
This doesn't belong here! It's not about horrible people it's about drug addicts
Jude Kay 2 years ago
Well the people who sell it, bring it over the border, purposely work to get people addicted are horrible. And actually the addicts who commit violent crimes while high are horrible?
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Scott 4 years ago
Would this also apply to people prescribed stimulant medications for ADD/ADHD? Adderall, for instance, is a form of amphetamine.
Rannveig Ess 4 years ago
Probably not, but it's always good to tell a medical person what medications you're taking. Lots of regular, perfectly normal medicines react with things in weird ways, and it's just being careful. They also appreciate that you're being so involved with your own care that you're honest and care about your safety.
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Just Why
Sheila Stamey 4 years ago
I'm so glad, for them and me, that the final judgement on this one isn't mine. This just hits a chord so deep.
Stephanie IV 4 years ago (edited)
With you in that. We’ll wait. Grinding our teeth.
Load More Replies... Mazer 4 years ago
OMG, staking out homes where loved ones will be attending funerals in order to burglarize is bad enough, but this is a new low
Karen Grace 4 years ago
I lived in my parents house for a couple months after their death and again after their memorial for exactly that reason. They died nine days apart, meaning two obituaries. Didn't want to take chances.
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Chris Freeman 4 years ago
Man, this one hit me. I just lost my uncle who was a Iwo Jima survivor, (lost his arm there), and I myself have medals from the Gulf War. The level of rage at this thought is through the roof. Taking such items is beyond theft, it should be an old school damnable offense. War veterans risked their life every day, (nowadays voluntarily), to protect everyone else. Leave our little trinkets given to us in appreciation alone. I even hate people who collect these. If you didn't earn it, and it didn't come as an inheritance from someone who did, you have no right to own it. It should be sent back to the military.
Mary 4 years ago
There’s no harm in collecting them!!! Back off from that!!!
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Marco Conti 4 years ago
Just sad. Stealing military awards, probably to sell on eBay. F#^k him.
Analyn Lahr 4 years ago
Why would anyone steal stuff like that? That's low. That young man is the sum of the earth.
Interestingly, people are also trying to calculate it. There's this thing called the Social Progress Index (SPI), which measures the extent to which countries provide for the social and environmental needs of their citizens. It uses 54 indicators in the areas of basic human needs, foundations of well-being, and opportunity to progress, showing the relative performance of nations.
In 2020, the United States continued to backslide, declining both in absolute terms and relative to its wealthy, world-power peers, ranking just 28th in social progress and is only one of three countries declining in social progress over the past decade.
So as much as we'd like to think these signs are just flukes, there might be some truth to them.
#15
Stealing The Sign Reporting Your Shoplifting
Valley Girl 4 years ago
A picture of him stealing the picture of him stealing A picture of him stealing the picture of him stealing A picture of him stealing the picture of him stealing A picture of him stealing the picture of him stealing A picture of him stealing the picture of him stealing A picture of him stealing the picture of him stealing. That would be cool
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Cecily Holland 4 years ago
On the Let’s talk Kalgoorlie group the same thing happened to a hairdresser friends wall of shame. One of them ran in and stole their photo. She posted the video with text saying she’d just reprint it
Larks (Taylor's Version) 4 years ago
i have to admit, that is pretty funny. just "f**k it ill take this too:
#16
Found This In My Apartment's Stairwell. Give Them Their Granny Back!
Chyppa Homer 4 years ago (edited)
Not to be insensitive, but why not keep grandma inside the apartment, so she wouldn't get - you know - stolen, or something
I' Gomez & Morticia's kid 4 years ago (edited)
Maybe cultural things? We have something similar in my culture where the Spirit of ancestors sits in front of your home to prevent the bad spirits to get in.
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The Frenchiest Fry 4 years ago
Ok but to be fair this seems like the sort of thing you'd keep inside. I mean outside a door maybe on the ground it could easily be broken or damaged by weather/other people
Kristof De Smet 4 years ago
Just a question though: why would you put that in front of your appartment? I agree that noone should steal anything, but an urn outside of your appartment?
Stephanie Keith 4 years ago
Why do people constantly make excuses or blame the person who did nothing? Saying why didn't you do this or that? Seriously do you not see you should be saying that to the person who did wrong and stole? Make me understand this. It's insane.
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TheDivineMsM 4 years ago
That's just sad but at the same time, why would you keep a treasured item in an area open to the public. Keep it inside or on your balcony at least.
#17
Local Thrift Store.
~hUmMuS vIbEs~ 4 years ago
EW EW EW I saw this in another BP post and it never fails to amaze me how shitty people can be (literally).
Paul Davis 4 years ago
In the U.S. in the early 1980s Ronald Reagan signed a bill that almost completely destroyed our mental health system. Before that, a mentally ill person could get medical care and shelter in a mental health facility. Shortly after that, we started seeing exploding numbers of mentally ill people roaming the streets as homeless. And then all of the work began to try to make live even more miserable for them. The famous toilets with huge gaps were introduced to make it so they couldn't sleep in store bathrooms. Park benchs were re-designed not to allow them the ability to sleep off the ground. Various laws were passed in many communities to make their lives more miserable because people didn't like looking at them or having them anywhere near their living and shopping areas. The upside to all this is that multibillionaires pay less taxes.
J. Normal 4 years ago
And there are NO public bathrooms. If you need a bathroom you need to purchase something at a restaurant or gas station.
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WildHoneyPie 4 years ago
Yep, my Dad was a cop back then and he was so against that legislation. He knew how many mentally challenged people would wind up on the streets.
ShneeksDawn 4 years ago
I worked at a clothing store in my teens and we found a dirty tampon in a dressing room
#18
The Fact They Even Needed To Put This Sign Up
Mazer 4 years ago
In many countries picnicking by loved ones graves sites are not uncommon, the BBQ and sunbathing takes things a bit too far. AND all I can think about is where the disposal of hot ashes go….ok, never mind
Johnny Pierce 4 years ago
Funerals, flowers, cemeteries are for the living, not the dead. I could see how things could get out of hand though.
Monica Castillo 4 years ago
I mean, back in Victorian times, a cemetery is where people would go to have picnics. It was a place for family to meet and still include the deceased, as well as a social event that the people in "mourning" (wives, husbands, children) could participate in. I think wives had a 2 year mourning period and husbands a 6 month period, but I can't remember what the kids period was.
Load More Replies... oddkiddo 4 years ago
In Denmark it's pretty common to hang out and chill in larger cemeteries. :)
Helmut Kok 4 years ago
you know get some tan next to Søren Kierkegaard or H.C. Andersen
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Guy MacGregor 4 years ago (edited)
Depend on the culture. Here in Sweden, you can take your lunch-break in a cemetery. It is normal and not considered disrespectful.
Tami 4 years ago
I think that's great. Why not make good use of that well-kept, park-like space?
Load More Replies... Sum Guy 4 years ago
I'm not saying it's right... but most cemeteries are very beautiful with beautiful green lawns and trees for shade
Chucky Cheezburger 4 years ago
I think back in the olden days, they did have a more park-like atmosphere.
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Ashley Ewing 4 years ago
Just came here to say what everyone else is saying -- hanging out in cemeteries and yes, even bbqing, in some cultures is a normal way of remembering your loved ones that have passed on. Stop imposing your cultures "respect" on others.
Shauna Voigt 4 years ago
We live behind a large Hispanic cemetery and the funerals are an all day party. Mariachi bands, cooking out, children laughing and playing, adults sitting in lawn chairs talking and sharing memories, and it brings me happiness knowing they are celebrating their love ones.
#19
This Sign In A Minnesota Bathroom
Paul Davis 4 years ago
I had to work as a janitor and can confirm there seems to be least one of these literal assholes in every building. If you're shitting like that on a daily basis you really need some goddamn medical help -- please get that help.
pigasus1 4 years ago
This is caused by a certain type of jerk that I call "Perches". They think it's OK to perch on top of the commode with their feet on the rim and spray fecal matter o er everything. When you see people doing this, please drag them out of the stall and beat them to within an inch of their life. Thank you.
M 4 years ago
If they squat but know how, and don't make any mess, it's fine. What really annoys me is when people get it messy--and even more when they don't even TRY to clean it up
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Ian Smith 4 years ago
This is from people who are used to squat toilets and are unfamiliar with sit toilets.
Steffen Rehm 4 years ago
We have a bathroom for customers, i can tell story's. Like the one time, the little warm water boiler was gone. They had to use a metal saw for it. People always surprise me.
#20
As Someone Who Just Started Their Own Little Outdoor Garden, I'd Be So Pissed
Nat Glenn 4 years ago
Nasty people. Someone stole all our planters off of the deck along with the watering jug and the big gargoyles that stood on either side of the driveway. So infuriating, took years to accumulate and gone in the time it took me to grab a few groceries.
Lovin' Life 4 years ago
I planted tomatoes in a larger pot on my front porch and once they started growning, someone took them, pot and all. They also took my watering can.
Load More Replies... WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
Plant some invasive weeds. The thief will curse the day he stole them.
Nul Nemo 4 years ago
The city's public domain administration here planted flowers on the green strips lining the sidewalks. The very next day an old woman (I was about to say "lady", but it's obviously not the case🙄) was plucking them right out of the ground, roots and all, and stashing them in a bag. In plain daylight. And not one or two but a whole bunch. I stopped to tell her off and she gave me the evil eye.
Melissa TO 4 years ago
I've had plants stolen on several occasions. It's infuriating! They walked right up my driveway and took them. Some were ripped right out of the ground or pot.
#21
Signs That Had To Be Put Up Around The 9/11 Memorial
Johnny Pierce 4 years ago
As someone who worked on the 56th floor of the North Tower it's horrifying.
Marco Conti 4 years ago
What is wrong with these people? Should we build enclosures for them to behave like... I was going to say like 'monkeys', but those primates do not deserve the insult. Most monkeys are bright little buggers, these people are despicable.
Erik Lawrence 4 years ago
Really shows the selfishness, self centered, and self empowered BS we all see around us everyday. the person that feels like they deserve everything they want, and are entitled to anything and everything.
Cecily Holland 4 years ago
This sadly does not surprise me. If they’ll take selfies at Auschwitz they do this
#22
My Local Vets Office...
Tee Witt 4 years ago
Even worse when they will be abandoned elsewhere, who knows where?
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Sum Guy 4 years ago
At least they are abandoning them at a safe place... I've seen videos of people just dropping off their pets at the side of a road
Angelar 4 years ago (edited)
I once rescued a kitten in an underground road intersection. Luckily it was very late night and there was not much traffic.
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Jason Melvil 4 years ago
These people are awful, but if you put a sign like this, at least put an address of a shelter or something so that people who won't leave them at your place at least know where they can actually go. The alternative is that they will dump the poor animal in the streets or worse.
Ms.GB 4 years ago
Every vet office has about a 2 page list of animal shelters if you ask instead of just leaving an animal in front of a closed business.
Load More Replies... Chich 4 years ago
Now that covid is dragging on all the people who rushed out ot get pets at the start are now dumping them. A local shelter has 90 so far. Pets are not 'fashion statements' or 'accessories'.
Vicky Z 4 years ago
I was afraid this would happen when people starting hoarding pets that didn't really think it through when getting them
Load More Replies... Marco Conti 4 years ago (edited)
That's how I adopted one of my cats, he just recently passed away of old age. I had a beautiful Maine-C**n, but he was old and sick. The night we went to put him to sleep, a little girl came into the office with a newborn kitten. The lady at the counter shoed her away "Put it back where you found it". I was already devastated by the prospect of losing my beautiful Leo, but I couldn't let that tiny thing die overnight in a parking lot. We took him right there and then and he was with us for 18 years, fat, content and a giant pain in the ass, but he had a good life with lots of love.
R De Backer 4 years ago
Wish all people had your kind heart and acted in your loving, respectful and exemplary way
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VeryDarkMatter 4 years ago
Geez.. the cold hard truth is, they will just abandon them elsewhere. People are scum.
#23
They Actually Had To Post A Sign
MyOpinionHasBeenServed 4 years ago
I agree, as a female, I've never used my bra as storage. I find it tacky and gross. I have clothing, jackets, parks, jeans, hoodies and cardigans with pockets, and a purse. Usually I don't go out with my purse. I've had wallets forgotten on counters, left my purse on buses, things fallen out of pockets. Same issues men have. It's not just a female issue.
Load More Replies... WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
I only once in my life saw a woman trying to pay with boob money. The cashier looked at her and told her politely that she wasn't paid to handle toxic waste and asked her to find another way of paying. The woman left without her groceries.
Emily Ducat 4 years ago
Exactly what's so toxic about Boob money, people's hands are covered in - I don't know - a bazillion times more germs than their boobs. It's just skin, just because our society has sexualized that skin doesn't actually make it more dirty.
Load More Replies... Marcellus II 4 years ago
All money has been boob and/or sock money, as well as roll-up-to-snort money.
Norah Reilly 4 years ago
That is so nasty, and people actually are offended when you cringe at their offering their "boob money".
#24
Someone Stole This Old Lady's Chair
Cass Thomas 4 years ago
Our friend's disabled husband's wheelchair was stolen from their PORCH.
Load More Replies... Brendan Roberts 4 years ago
If it was left on the side of the street, it could have easily been mistaken for a give away. However, in the case of a wheelchair (or any disability equipment), I'd check with the homeowner first.
Lily bloom 4 years ago
This one might have been a mistake. If it was left by the street, the person who took it may have thought it was being given away.
Inclusion 2020 4 years ago
That's so disgusting. Wheelchairs are difficult to get and expensive. Plus, the people who use them consider them an extension of their body. It's like stealing someone's legs off of their own body. Wtf.
Thomas Sweda 4 years ago
Left on the parkway? Oh my! Thought that was universal for “Free! Take it. We’re too cheap to buy a trash sticker “.
Patti Vance 4 years ago
i have a power chair that i sometimes take to appts. i can walk a bit so i will park it outside. it is why i disengage the gears on it in order to keep someone from driving away with it...because there are horrible people that would probably like to take a joy ride.
Lovin' Life 4 years ago
WTF!!!! I cannot believe people !!! Humanity has gone down the drain!!!
#25
A Note In The Elevator By Anon For A Downstairs Neighbor. Los Angeles, Ca.
Mazer 4 years ago
One of the reason I hate apartment living. Developers need to make each apartment sound proof. You know it’s bad when one can hear the neighbor sneeze and their roommate Says bless you, as though they were standing in the same room as I am
ZAPanda 4 years ago
I can hear people next door snoring and humping. Rather annoying.
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Jack Holt 4 years ago
When you fear using a blender at 10pm or wonder if your neighbour can hear you farting, the walls are way too thin.
Vicky Z 4 years ago
I would prefer to hear the fart! The blender is too noisy
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**Tonight at 10 on KCRA TV, Local Man opens up with his true feelings about screaming, fighting nighthowl neighbors**
Viviane 4 years ago
I was ready to put a pitchfork to the neighbour who partied late on week nights, sometimes till 3pm. I waited a few days to calm down to spork-putting level and told him that I had missed work twice because of the noise. Luckily, he was merely oblivious, not malicious. He still partied, but sent guests home earlier. I got enough sleep and eventually, so did he.
#26
People Just Can't Have Nice Things Anymore
StormWolf 4 years ago
Exactly. They steal, others suffer the consequences. Scum
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Random Panda 4 years ago (edited)
People don't care. I once met a girl who was shameless about having stolen books from her local library "because she couldn't afford them". She didn't care at all about stealing things meant to be shared, because the library will just replace them, right? It's pure selfishness and entitlement.
PeachPossum 4 years ago
That's their logic and worse, they see nothing wrong with it.
Load More Replies... ZAPanda 4 years ago
Surely this person knows the alternative protocol ? You leave the empty box and keep the dvd in a back room and they have to collect it from reception/cashier.
thatmagicgaychick 4 years ago
Wha- it's a library, why would they steal from it? you can check something out multiple times
Erik Lawrence 4 years ago
such a goofy sign... yes, because if there is one thing thieves have, its a conscious. They already stole it, you think appealing to their desire to not steal "from kids" because you dont want to replace it will change their behavior? I would be more pissed off about who is making the decisions about budgeting that kids movies, probably the ones most likely to be lost or destroyed, are not being replaced using the public funding and donations meant for just that.
#27
I Think This Flyer That I Saw Recently Fits In This Sub
Buren 4 years ago
But please don't post pictures of your children and other private information. This is dangerous
Ray Martin 4 years ago
Not dangerous. This is a photo of a printed flyer, there is no address given, and the resolution of these monochrome pictures would be useless for anyone looking at them on the internet to identify them. The flyer would be directed to neighbours and people in the locality who would already know these people. Far more dangerous is the very common practice for people to live vicariously through their children on Facebook and Instagram, where the pictures are high resolution and more often than not contain geotagging information.
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I' Gomez & Morticia's kid 4 years ago
Why the hell do men go for another one when they can't even handle one family?
Potato 4 years ago
Don't blame the victim. Maybe he didn't have a tattoo on his forehead that predicted he would be this way.
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abby smink 4 years ago
You know what? Don't tell him about the custody hearing. He's a grown ass man who made his choices. If be loses custody, that's on him.
Hannah Edwards 4 years ago
Yes it does. Nobody wins when people start behaving like this.
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Taryn Wallace 4 years ago
I don't think she should have put the custody date. If he's that big of a low life he doesn't deserve custody of those kids.
#28
Stealing A Flag
John Hastings 4 years ago
During the Vietnam war...an Aussie FAO flew his spotter plane for a LRRP team "over the fence"...his plane has 1 WP rocket & an M-60 machine...but he flew "decoy" & his plane was so shot up they just scrapped it....I often think of him around Veterans Day...give this man his flag back..douche...
Marco Conti 4 years ago
F#%k these low lives. Stealing a flag from a vet. (Unless it's a trump flag, in which case, cut it in little squares for next TP supply chain problems)
Isaac nicholson 3 years ago
So ur saying it’s okay if you disagree with them?
Load More Replies... Beetle The SilkWing 3 years ago
why do people steal military stuff it just doesn't make any sense, like what are you going to do with it
Mindy Keys 4 years ago
It is sad, but I learned the hard way if you have something special or precious, keep it inside the house under lock and key. I kept a crappy old blanket my gran knitted in the back of my car in case of emergencies. You guessed it - broken car window and stolen blanket. $250 for the window and Gran's blanket gone, probably trashed. I should NOT have had it in my car. My fault... I do not even keep my Aldi quarter in my car any more.
#29
Stopped At A Gas Station And Saw This Sign On The Entrance Door
J. Normal 4 years ago
I have on occasion stuck money in the strap of my bra (shoulder area) I thought cleaner and drier than my hands... LOL. Stopped due to signs like this - do not want to gross anyone out. It would HELP if womens clothes had pockets!
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Locked In The Cellar 4 years ago
Again, decent sized pockets in women's clothes might prevent this. Purses are too easy to steal.
MyOpinionHasBeenServed 4 years ago
Idk what brands of clothing your buying but maybe look into other brands.
Load More Replies... ZuluIsraeliAmnesiac 4 years ago
Totally get this, but won't people just pull it out when they see the sign, or out of view? Just a thought
Steffen Rehm 4 years ago
That would at least show the thinking parts still working.
Load More Replies... Immortal Emperor Paradox 4 years ago
I don't have any problem with the boob money. Boobs are justice.
Buren 4 years ago
I saw the look of horror from the shopkeeper when a lady pulled sweaty crumpled money from her bra
Zena Marsh 4 years ago
Hope the shopkeeper put disposable gloves on to handle it...
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Lousha 4 years ago
I am so happy I don't have to deal with this anymore. Yes, money is gross and dirty anyway, but there are limits... I've never ever seen anyone putting money in their bra before I moved to the UK. I've heard that prostitutes do it... Then working in a UK store it was a daily occurrence. These "ladies" stored half a house in there, whole iPads FFS! And the items we actually sold, pulling them out and handing it to us to inspect for mistakes. Just no-no-no-no-no-no!!!! There even was a guy once with really baggy trousers on, with two spacious pockets reaching down his knees. And he goes into his underpants and pulls money out. Eeeeeeewwwww! I was so happy when due to covid for a while we were only allowed to accept card payment. These titty bills also usually came out crumpled up to a tiny ball so not only are you expected to take it but you'd have to unfold it to even learn what denomination it is, with lots of handling. Gross! Get a wallet, people, grow up!
#30
The Things Some People Need Told
Debbie Barnes 4 years ago
I'm constantly amazed by how people even think it's okay to open a product and put it back.. I've seen this in supermarkets and I don't understand where this mindset even comes from....
Erik Lawrence 4 years ago
entitlement... you can see it all around you really.
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Marco Conti 4 years ago
I think I have had to comment the very same thing multiple times on this thread. "WHO DOES THAT?" (If this board had a signature I would put it there). People raised by wolves behave better than this. Heck, Romulus was raised by wolves and he founded the city of Rome (He also killed his brother, eventually. Nobody is perfect).
Salma Hernández 4 years ago
English: explains how if you open you have to pay. Spanish: go to the point.
Kim Shannon 4 years ago
I know someone (and no, it wasn't me) that would take her kids shopping with her and stuff them full of produce
Rose the Cook 4 years ago
This was common behavior in a certain Melbourne suburb by members of a particular ethnic group. A tomato each, then an apple, open a bag of bread rolls and put it back on the shelf half full, open a bottle of juice and all have a swig then put it back in the fridge behind the full bottles. These women would actually buy almost nothing. Management tried putting out a basket of misshapen fruit marked "For your kids" but it made no difference.
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Dave Kool 4 years ago
When I was a loss prevention officer I caught a few people pulling this crap so I'd just gather up the items they opened and follow them to the till, adding the tampered stuff to their total, saying something like "Oh I'm sorry, you must not have noticed when you opened this milk, put some in your coffee and put it back, you're welcome!" Most of the time they'd be too embarrassed to say anything and just pay for the stuff, sparing me some paperwork, but this one Karen decided to double down and accuse me of 'stalking' her, which both myself and the cashier found hilarious. She shrieked about "CALLING THE POLICE" so I pulled out my ID and told her "Don't worry, I got that covered." Product tampering is a crime in Canada punishable by up to 18 months in jail and a $500,000.00 fine, but I'm not sure what happened to Karen as I never had to go to court, so she probably pleaded guilty.
Full of Giggles 4 years ago
I while in the produce section of a grocery store, I witness a guy with no shopping cart or basket take a handful of cherries and walk around the store eating them. I saw him a few minutes laters with both hands full of grapes. The next time I see him, I watch him open a bottle of juice, take a few sips, and then abandon it on a shelf. I decided to inform the manager.
J. Normal 4 years ago
If he was homeless, i would have pity (better than going through the garbage) Although the stores no longer leave trash out - it is in sealed containers, so no one can get to it. Restaurants poison the garbage, so there really is no place to find food for the homeless. The "soup kitchens" are very limited to the number of people they "help" and ( around here) they discriminate regarding who can come in.
Load More Replies... Steffen Rehm 4 years ago
People do that all the time. One i freshly caught in the act explained, he had to try it first, but did not like the taste. It was one of the new flowers from red bull. Maybe people don't think this is theft, but it is.
#31
A Sign At My Girlfriend’s Workplace. Unfortunately It’s A Common Occurrence, Enough To Warrant Signs Like This
SomeCrazyDogLover 4 years ago
Hahaha, love how there’s a diagram. That’s how stupid some people are
Rage of Aquarius 4 years ago
This was such a problem in my school. Teens pooed in the trash and pissed in the sink.
cybermerlin2000 4 years ago
Get those bins that open when you wave your hand above it. Next time they pee in the trash can, it will close mid-flow and splash it back at them
#32
Sigh...
Roxy Eastland 4 years ago
Sorry, but why would that not have always been the policy??? Who on earth was giving out free sandwiches because a customer said the last one they had wasn't nice?? Part of me wonders if a member of staff was giving free food to their friends, tbh.
Steffen Rehm 4 years ago
My first question is always: "Did you have the receipt?" Because it starves 90% all attempts to scam us.
Mike Beck 4 years ago
When I worked at pizza hut, so many times I heard some version of "but I already gave it to my dog". F**k you. No pizza (dog ate it), no box (the trash *just* ran) and no receipt (didn't get one).
LH25 4 years ago
Yep. We'd get calls saying we delivered the wrong pizza. After one too many "we already ate it" in response to saying we'd be happy to switch it out for the right one, we started in require they give the old one back to get a new one.
Load More Replies... Marco Conti 4 years ago
What did they think it would happen with the old policy? Once, when I waited tables, one of my customers ate an entire Eggplant Parmigiana, even cleaned the plate with bread and then asked for a refund because "It wasn't to my taste". I smiled, then I went to the kitchen and told the biker gang affiliated chef what the guy said and did. Turns out, it wasn't that big of an issue anymore.
absolute zero 4 years ago
I've worked dozens of pizzerias and we always demand the food returned for exactly this reason. People will launch a full on scam for a $5 turkey sub.
Sage Gusano 4 years ago
These days they need to indicate the condition and a time limit. There are some very sick individuals out there.
Fabian Meresse 4 years ago
Might become a loop, as Subway sandwiches are naturally terrible...Never got how a shop making cold sandwiches could smell like that!
Monica Hayes 4 years ago
thank you!! am i the only person that cant stand their bread smells! i was thrilled when my local walmart got rid of that store...
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There Has To Be A Story Behind This
Jigsaw's Puzzle 4 years ago
This is like the time I had to sign a waiver at a middle school party that I wouldn’t engage in sexual behaviors.
Marco Conti 4 years ago
One more thing to add to my list of "Things I didn't think were a thing, but turns out they are".
Dorothy Parker 4 years ago
I just had to laugh at your choice of the word "thing."
Load More Replies... Weim Central 4 years ago
Curious what type of store this is... empty shelves but two tiers of condoms?
#34
My Neighbors Who Took A Delivery That Didn’t Belong To Them
Todd 4 years ago
Might not have been their fault. I once took a delivery they didn’t belong to me. The package of food from a restaurant had no address on it. I called the restaurant who wouldn’t tell me who ordered it nor would they send the delivery people back to deliver it properly. There are tons of townhouses here and I wasn’t going to go door to door knocking. I was alone with 3 small kids. So I let them eat it. Was good sushi. Eventually it seems the person who ordered it got my address from somebody because she came by asking for her food. I felt bad the kids already ate it and was pissed the restaurant or delivery company gave out my address. She was annoyed but I really did what I could to get the food to the right place. I just had no way of knowing who it belonged to. The restaurant actually told me in no uncertain terms not to take it anywhere as it’s a liability to them when this happens to have strangers take a delivery of food then redeliver it.
Dodo 4 years ago
I can totally understand the restaurant not telling you who it was actually for, but they definitely should have sent someone back to correct their mistake
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PeachPossum 4 years ago
Blame the delivery service, not your neighbor. Your neighbor is under no obligation to pay for unordered deliveries. In the US, FTC rules allow recipients of an unordered delivery to keep the item as a gift, and be under no legal obligation to report the error. The food was his to consume. The restaurant ought to have made you a new order for free.
Mazer 4 years ago
All theft is horrible. That feeling of helplessness that comes when you realize your safe place, your nice neighbors etc, isn’t so safe, they are not so nice,,it’s a horrible feeling of betrayal and trust. I have taken reports from waaaaay to many victims to not feel the impacts.
PeachPossum 4 years ago
This is not theft. The delivery driver delivered the food to the wrong address. If this happened in the US, the neighbor is under no obligation to report the mistake and is entitled by law to keep the delivery as a gift. The seller cannot ask for payment for unordered items. If anything, the seller can pursue the delivery service for reimbursement.
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Vicky Z 4 years ago
Little ashamed to say it but if a dessert was delivered by mistake on my doorstep i would eat it! I have no self control
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Sage Gusano 4 years ago
Also possible it was let outside of their door and picked up by someone passing by. This has happened in my complex with grocery and food deliveries.
Becky Graybeal 4 years ago
Yeah, I made an Instacart order one morning and soon a young man knocked on my door and handed me a couple of bags. Took them inside and discovered it was not the groceries I ordered, but he had left already. Contacted Instacart. Of course they couldn't come get them because *Covid* so I got someone's cabbage and meat and other goodies, and then my own groceries showed up.
#35
This Sign They Sadly Had To Post At Work
Kendra Miller 4 years ago
One of my jobs is technically controlled goods. As such our windows are 1 way mirrors. I've heard so many stories about guys mosieing up to the building whipping out their little worm and peeing in full view of the staff inside, who's desks are oriented to look outside...
WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
There should have been a list of names right after "You know who you are."
cybermerlin2000 4 years ago
Not only that, we will post the video on our facebook wall and on youtube
Thomas Sweda 4 years ago
Doesn’t look like the sign worked. Looks like it’s been up there a LONG time!
#36
This Sign
Paul Davis 4 years ago
Always amazes me that the police can never seem to catch these guys. But everyone in the neighborhood sees them openly dealing every single damned day.
Scott 4 years ago
In my experience, law enforcement is entirely aware of who is dealing what, and sometimes even to whom. Making the charges stick, however, is harder to do. They also could be trying to work up the supply line.
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Troux 4 years ago
I can hear all the local drug dealers going 'Awww maaaan! Where to next?'
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LoveMyJordy 4 years ago
My roommate did his drug deals in a DQ parking lot. It's also where he was arrested by undercover cops. I'm sure he wasn't the only one, but I'm still curious if this is the same one.
#37
Our Dorm Building Only Has One Facilities Person To Clean, She Works So Hard Yet The People On My Floor Are Still Disgusting. I Can't Blame Her For Leaving This Note
LuckyL 4 years ago
ew ew ew ew ew - at first I saw only the post and was already disgusted - but then I scrolled down and saw the bottles. ew ew ew
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Ray Martin 4 years ago
The colour of that piss would indicate bigger problems than just filthy personal habits.
BasedWang 4 years ago
which is why Im betting drunk dudes just not wanting to get up outta bed to piss in the community washroom so they figured this would work
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Dwight k schrute. 4 years ago
These people need to drink more water. What in the sun-coloured piss is this?
My Name Is Mars 4 years ago
My ex husband pissed in bottles while we were married. One of the MANY reasons we're no longer married.
Stoopham McFernybabes 4 years ago
I want to understand the mentality behind this. Did he ever explain WHY?
Load More Replies... Marco Conti 4 years ago
If I were her, I'd put them right back into the vending machine. I bet it would solve the problem lickety-split.
#38
Sign On The Door Of The Brand New Dollar Store In My Neighborhood
LuckyL 4 years ago
why would anyone be spitting inside? INSIDE? I don't even have the urge to do it outside - but INSIDE?
Gin. No tonic 4 years ago (edited)
I've been to China, I saw many people spit on marble floors and Persian rugs in super high-end mall. Not to mention streets. Maybe it's a cultural thing?
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Paul Davis 4 years ago
When I worked blue collar jobs we had endless problems with the people who did chewing tobacco spitting it in all kinds of inappropriate places -- they especially liked spitting into the water fountain, which would mess it up. But they could have spit in the trashcan which was right next to the water fountain and that would have been fine. Most of these people were absolutely self-centered, completely inconsiderate, ignorant jerks in every way. Dumb, mad at the world because they're so stupid they constantly make themselves miserable, type of people.
Linda Mermaid 4 years ago
Spitting anywhere used to be a crime because yuk! That’s one law that needs to make a comeback. Why do these guys think spitting is ever okay? (I’ve NEVER seen a woman spit anywhere).
#39
Found This Nice Note On The Laundry Room Door In My Girlfriends Apartment Building
snipergun 4 years ago
Well, tbh, my bf has crohn disease and it can happen unfortunately. Where do you was clothes when your child has an accident while not with diapers? If the machine can't handle it, probably not really good one...
Say What 4 years ago
You prewash and repeat. Then after using the communal machine, run another cycle with detergent and hot water to clean up after yourself. Or, consider that since the machine can't handle it, you shouldn't be using it for those purposes.
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Paul Davis 4 years ago
Public washing machines can really get nasty. Did you ever see someone stuff one so completely full that water can barely get pushed into it, nevermind there being any room at all for any possible agitation action. This is to save money, but the clothes probably come out dirtier than they went in, and the washer is left smelly and filthy for the next person.
Lori T Wisconsin 4 years ago
I run a cleansing load with soap and bleach in the empty machine before washing my clothes. I don't trust public machines.
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#40
At My Local College
Mazer 4 years ago
This is exactly why you never want to sit in a movie theater, bus, taxi, train, airplane, waiting room with shorts on. If you must wear shorts, bring a small towel as a barrier.
Thorfin Wolfsbane 4 years ago
This must be America, because you can get into college but can't wipe your own ass.
Hannah Edwards 4 years ago
I don’t understand what’s going on. Is this not referring to a toilet? How would someone get poop on a seat? I’m honestly bamboozled by this.
Leesa DeAndrea 4 years ago
I wonder if this might be someone who walks their dog and let's the dog sit there beside them after the dog has done its business and it has a poopy butt.
Dawn Thomas-Cameron 4 years ago
And don't wash your s**t clothes in the same washer as everyone else. Geez, who raised you?
absolute zero 4 years ago
Was selling the house I lived in once and prospect left a poopy butterfly on the toilet seat.
#41
It Makes Me Worry Why There Is A Need For This Sign
Lord Mysticlaw 4 years ago
Probably, there are two cemeteries in my neighbourhood that are gyms. Niantic shouldn't allow pokestops or gyms at cemeteries.
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Shine Caramia 4 years ago
Personally I think cemeteries are nice places to hang out and play video games, and I don't see why that should be a problem for anyone else.
Ashley Ewing 4 years ago
Niantic's AR games often commemorate historical sites including gravestones. I've learned a lot from the game doing this and don't think it all disrespectful. Everyone pays their respects in different ways.
Stephanie Keith 4 years ago
Cemeteries are for the living, and the dead. People are supposed to come in and be with their loved ones. There's nothing wrong with visiting, eating, or doing alive stuff in a cemetery. You can be respectful and still do it. Why do people not get this?
Stephanie Keith 4 years ago
Karen, exactly. I can see an issue if people we're partying and really being disrespectful. But that's not the case, even with the video games. People are just chilling and playing a game. There's nothing wrong with that, no matter how badly some people want it to be wrong.
Load More Replies... Bill 4 years ago (edited)
Cemeteries were designed as a park for cokkouts and ball games originally as a way to remember
AnnaBanana 4 years ago
I don't think "cokkouts" would be appreciated in a cemetery...
Load More Replies... Marco Conti 4 years ago
"Gaming" as in "playing", I hope. Or do people take their X-box to visit nannas grave?
Fabian Meresse 4 years ago
Gardener at the Commonwealth War Graves Commission here. We had to deal with that issue a couple of years ago too... But on the other hand, our policy is still to stay cool toward dog owners ( if dog is leashed and trash picked up) and running happy little children. The spirit guiding that policy is that soldiers buried here probably fought for freedom and happiness to be able to keep on doing so!🙂
#42
The Fact That This Sign Was Needed On A Water Fountain
Chris Zaydel 4 years ago
in some cultures foot washing is a thing. Maybe Chinese, Islamist, Sikhism? Or even super fundamentalist Christian?
Margaret O'Connor 4 years ago
Islam. It is called wudu. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wudu
Load More Replies... justanormalpuggetnugget 4 years ago
who would have the patience to hold their foot up WHILE holding the button to wash their dirty a** feet tho
#43
You Know This Sign Was Only Put Up After Someone Grabbed A Fistful Of Potato Salad. Seen In Waldwick, Nj
Paul Davis 4 years ago
That's just a good rule in life. Stay the hell away from public buffets.
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De Gueb 4 years ago
I've always thought that self serve buffets and all you can eat are disgusting. I don't mid if there is someone to serve the food but to be honest the whole idea of going out for a meal is to be served. Sitting down and having the food brought to me. If I have to start walking around every time I want something I might as well cook myself.
Karina Andersen 4 years ago
we travel a bit. mostly camping, we went to a buffet & my kids old enough to help themselves came over with empty hands, it seems there were people using their hands to pick up food to taste & when they didn't like it the food was put back, they were tourists from Germany & America
absolute zero 4 years ago
This is why Covid has just about killed off buffets. People love to sample first.
#44
The Fact There’s A Sign For It...
Sheila Stamey 4 years ago (edited)
And it's copyrighted! I'm so embarrassed on my error earlier. Oops! ( I had written it copywrited and bless you autocorrect, ya didn't catch that one did ya, nooooooo!)
Marco Conti 4 years ago
I didn't notice that. Good eye. Maybe they tried to trademark it but they got denied.
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Marco Conti 4 years ago
Shouldn't the poop in the sign be more oblong? One looks like a cow pie, the other like deer scat. What kind of people poop in their car park? Mutants?
Monty Is Fiennes 4 years ago
There are homeless people that live in and around my hubbys work. They s**t in the gardens, even tho there are toilets inside...
Ky Di 4 years ago
Are they allowed to use the toilets inside? Because generally, public bathrooms don't really exist any more, at least in the US, and especially in the cities. Even looking like an upstanding citizen, you can't really find a public bathroom to use, so imagine looking homeless and trying to find a public bathroom to use.
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Estelle Winwoode 4 years ago (edited)
!!! Neutral Bay is a small and expensive harbourside suburb of Sydney. This is not a place where you'd expect to find people defecating in carparks, or even the evidence of it! A little research shows that the sign doesn't come from Woolies - it looks like a local put it there a year or so ago. I don't know what the story behind it is but I guarantee, public pooping is not a general thing on the North Shore of the harbour, or anywhere else in Sydney. Public toilets are available. All the same, people are weird.
#45
This Sign
John Dilligaf 4 years ago
because of a situation like what Marco posted below VVV. This way the store cannot be busted for selling mixed alcoholic drinks without the licensing to do so.
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Marco Hub-Dub 4 years ago
My local 7-11 temporarily lost it’s ability to sell beer & wine for a few years in the 80s because people poured alcohol in their slurpees. Apparently someone broke a bottle and the store smelled like liquor, someone complained, the store was audited by ABC and was found to be selling slurpees with booze even though the booze was added by the customer while making the drink. Store busted for selling mixed alcoholic drinks without the licensing to do so.
Thorfin Wolfsbane 4 years ago
I like Coke floats, so I thought I should try a Rum and Coke float...never again
Marco Conti 4 years ago
I did something similar with Kalua and something else I don't remember. It was the reason why I no longer remember.
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Synsepalum 4 years ago
I never thought of doing that; not a bad idea. Only after leaving the store, of course
#46
It’s So Sad That This Has To Be A Sign There At All
Cass Thomas 4 years ago
Get your cashiers to work at a normal rate and attitude; it will be considered.
#47
Found At A Chinese Buffet. Imagine Being The Reason They Had To Put The Sign Up
AppleDragon 3 years ago
I recognize this counter. It's Dragon Legend, which makes me sad because their sesame ice cream is DIVINE!
Robert Beveridge 4 years ago
More likely the reaonS. At every Chinese buffet near me, the overwhelming majority of ice cream scoopers are uner the age of 10.
#48
Sign On The Door Of The Corner Store By Me
Hilary Mol 4 years ago
I need to know more about what caused this shop to include spear guns and bows & arrows.
cybermerlin2000 4 years ago
How many times do they get robbed at this place by someone wielding a blunt object?
Marco Conti 4 years ago
This is oddly specific, but leaves out swords, maces, morning stars, 2x4, lead pipes, rebar, bricks and lots more. They may want to amend it. Also, why scuba knives and not knives in general?
WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
Walking with some of these items would be enough reason for the police to confiscate them in the Netherlands. And as for the golf clubs, baseball bats and hockeysticks, they would be confiscated too if you haven't got a valid reason to carry them around.
Amaranthim Talon 4 years ago
I have this image of Uma Thurman, katana across her back, strutting in for a Slushy on her way to Kill Bill...
Thomas Ewing 4 years ago
It's a sporting goods store, probably, and folks 'exchange' their used junk for new.
#49
Was Working On A Particularly Smelly Elevator In This Building When I Noticed This Sign
Suz66 4 years ago
We used to stay at this hotel in Reno. The rooms were clean and it wasn't a drug haven. But local homeless used the elevator to pee in. Thee "pee elevator" as we called it, was the only thing in that hotel. We assumed that was why the rates were lower than most others.
Freya the Wanderer 4 years ago
There are signs like this in the elevators of MARTA (Atlanta public rransit) stations. They have pee detectors, too. Must work because those elevators used to smell of urine, but don't anymore.
Marco Conti 4 years ago
Must be the grammar error. Anyone with a master degree in English literature that's forced to make deliveries for a living probably takes one look and unzips.
#50
How Bad Was It That They Needed This Sign
Two_rolling_black_eyes 4 years ago (edited)
There's a difference between grabbing some pancakes after a toke and reeking so bad its makes other lose their appetites. They are asking for consideration because they want everyone to enjoy their meals at 2am.
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BasedWang 4 years ago
Im sayin.. Imagine seeing a Taco Bell put this out.. Oh lord
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J. Normal 4 years ago
And puking on the table is so much better than having someone with the munchies laughing in your establishment.
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#51
Store Sign In My Hometown. It's Really Become A Problem
Johan van Luijn-Hermans 4 years ago
Don't start this, they are wearing something that covers their body so...
Boodah Jones 4 years ago
Exactly! Why tf should they care if a person wears pj pants smh. What if that's all they have?
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Ivana 4 years ago
Yes they are! You think I am going to put on pants that are no different than my pjs other than they don't have doughnuts printed on them just to run into the store at 2am to grab some half and half for my morning coffee. Heck no. Covers the same thing, they are not sheer, they are made of cotton just like all my other pants, and they have doughnuts on them so in many ways they are superior.
Roxy Eastland 4 years ago
Who cares? On a different time line that would considered a pair of trousers.
Pezor Zass 4 years ago
I work at a university and i have seen some truly horrendous things pass as pants. If i can read your underwear tag through your pants, they aren't pants. Even moreso if you aren't wearing underwear.
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What do you think ?
Raena Celis 4 years ago
These posts ruined my day. Some people just suck. Stop this planet, I'm getting off.
Freya the Wanderer 4 years ago
Some of the people who made these signs necessary must have been raised by orcs. Or grew up in trailer parks.
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Trillian 4 years ago
In the bathroom of our emergency/off hours pediatric clinic there is a sign apologizing they have no toilet paper holder because they kept getting stolen. The only people (aside from medical staff) who go there are parents with very sick kids. Who TF steals a toilet paper holder???
Lovin' Life 4 years ago
I have now lost my faith in humanity. This is disgusting on so many levels. Do people not have manners, morals, value, etc...anymore. Geez
BleeBloo 4 years ago
One of my properties is a condo in a really nice building, in the stairwell they had to put up a sign saying "no peeing" I guess someone was urinating in the stairwell. I can't imagine anyone in that building doing that.
Donna Leske 4 years ago
I can't imagine anyone who's comfortable peeing in a stairwell/hallway/stairs caring what a sign says. Need cameras. More than one camera.
Load More Replies... Octavia Hansen 4 years ago
I have to assume that men are the pissing problem. Women have to go through a lot for a bathroom break and we love our privacy. Still, half of these warnings apply to women, too. This is civilization?
Nadia 4 years ago
Thanks Freia :) sorry Nelson... I meant "human beings "...
Load More Replies... Raena Celis 4 years ago
These posts ruined my day. Some people just suck. Stop this planet, I'm getting off.
Freya the Wanderer 4 years ago
Some of the people who made these signs necessary must have been raised by orcs. Or grew up in trailer parks.
Load More Replies... Trillian 4 years ago
In the bathroom of our emergency/off hours pediatric clinic there is a sign apologizing they have no toilet paper holder because they kept getting stolen. The only people (aside from medical staff) who go there are parents with very sick kids. Who TF steals a toilet paper holder???
Lovin' Life 4 years ago
I have now lost my faith in humanity. This is disgusting on so many levels. Do people not have manners, morals, value, etc...anymore. Geez
BleeBloo 4 years ago
One of my properties is a condo in a really nice building, in the stairwell they had to put up a sign saying "no peeing" I guess someone was urinating in the stairwell. I can't imagine anyone in that building doing that.
Donna Leske 4 years ago
I can't imagine anyone who's comfortable peeing in a stairwell/hallway/stairs caring what a sign says. Need cameras. More than one camera.
Load More Replies... Octavia Hansen 4 years ago
I have to assume that men are the pissing problem. Women have to go through a lot for a bathroom break and we love our privacy. Still, half of these warnings apply to women, too. This is civilization?
Nadia 4 years ago
Thanks Freia :) sorry Nelson... I meant "human beings "...
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