Employees Share The Boldest Things They Secretly Did At Work, Here Are The 30 Best Ones
Despite being so normalized, the eight-hour workday still covers a lot of time. Some folks, if not constantly supervised, will find their own ways to get stuff done in this time span that are not at all related to work.
Employees shared the brashest, most clever, and most hilarious things they or someone they know did on the job and got away with, all while pretending to work. People gave examples ranging from overlooking a shoplifter all the way to full-blown visits to the gym. So if you are reading this at work, you are in good company, get comfortable, upvote your favorite examples, and comment your thoughts below.
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I used to work in Tesco and my manager was an absolute legend. End of shift he would tell us to help ourselves to anything that was out of or just about to go out of date. Anything that was left (which was a lot) he would take with him and hand it out to the homeless.
His attitude to the upper management was “f**k them, none of us get paid enough to give a f**k”.
RIP big John……
This should be standard practice. Food waste is wrong on so many levels. I wish there were more people like John.
If I get sent to a shoplifting where the person is lifting one single sandwich or a pregnancy test or something like that I make it go away by helping the person “find” a couple quid in their pocket to pay for it and writing the call off as a misunderstanding.
20th-century workers often had to deal with workloads even higher than ours. Ten and nine-hour days were standard in many factories. Workers and unions would often strike over it, demanding fewer hours, but it wasn’t until 1914 that major companies started to decrease the length of the workday. Henry Ford, the most unlikely ally to workers, was instrumental in this time span becoming standardized.
Two years later, the Adamson Act saw a Federally mandated workday length specifically for railway workers. Once this precedent had been set, it became more normal, all the way up to this day. We still use “a 9 to 5” as a quick way to refer to any given workday, despite the fact that remote workers have very mixed schedules and service workers tend to have other kinds of shifts.
Everyone thinks I’m being helpful and cleaning up when I carry the pallets outside…nah, I’m fussing the cat that lives out there.
I'm sticking googly eyes on everything. Plant pots, monitors, the tea tin, the milk. Everything. I do it openly, I don't hide it, and yet no one has noticed it's me. Just constant "where are the googly eyes coming from?" when suddenly there's one on the outside of someone's lunch box in the fridge. I started an entire year ago and convinced the cleaner not to pick them off.
if you go out in public, take on a saftey west and helmet, you can get away with even mote stuff that way....
On site plumber on a very large industrial site. I keep all the scrap organise it and weigh it in every 3 months. Make around £200-300 each time. No one’s knows been doing this for at least 5 years now. My way of sticking it to the man and also helping out the planet slightly.
Modern managers, despite their best efforts, need to realize that just because a workday is eight hours, doesn’t mean an employee will actually spend every last second working. This is not to say that they aren’t productive, but some organizational research suggests that office workers might spend as little as half their time directly engaged in doing tasks.
Walking my dog.
On my at home days I take my dogs out up to 2 hours to the fields and the woods. I manage to get good signal, so I’ve replied to messages, and emails whilst sat on a log watching them eat mud.
So... that is still working though. Win - win. As long as the job get done, I see no problem.
I constantly turn a blind eye to shoplifting because I can’t possibly justify humiliating or punishing someone for having little to no choice but to steal something they need ( band aids, tampons, etc) that they obviously can’t afford
People here don't steal something they need and can't afford. They steal expensive perfume, clothing, kids steal sweets, dads steal DIY ... piano stools.
I join every zoom meeting a few minutes late to avoid the awkward small talk
As much as it might annoy higher-ups, even a productive worker needs to take little breaks to wind down. Just checking one’s email or taking a five-minute walk can help the brain reset and actually make the employee more productive in the long run. Some in this list have mentioned going to the gym, which is time-consuming but could be a great stress reliever if done correctly. But it seems that most managers aren't ready to have that conversation yet.
My wages have been wrong for the past 6 years I'm supposed to be on a lower wage band instead I've been getting £167 more every week for the past 6 years!! Woop woop
When I read this it makes me wonder if this person hasn’t gotten a raise in 6 years, and if so, why?
I leave an hour early every day - as does my manager. If they can’t be arsed, why should I?
And get paid for it? I hope so, because if they haven't noticed you already they can probably afford it.
Three times a week, on my WFH days, I go to the gym mid-day. I couple these sessions with lunch - because I've noticed lunch time varies for everyone in my company from 12:00 to 14:30ish, so it gets quiet. This gives me enough time to go to the gym, workout, get back home and then have a quick pre-made lunch.
Honestly because of this I am also much more productive - I come back relaxed, energized and I feel that dividing my day in two distinct parts is more manageable. Also my workouts have benefited, I go the gym at my peak and I'm no longer tired and cranky and this translates into my performance. There's also less slacking off cause I know I'm on the clock. And with the workout out of the way, I can enjoy evenings more - without having to wake up at the crack of dawn and go to the gym then.
And it’s important to remember that not all work is created equal. Many jobs burden people with unnecessary busy work, perhaps to create the appearance of productivity, even when all it does is tire people out without any benefits. Business analysts believe that in many companies, up to 40% of work is really just busy work that could be delegated or left until later.
I wrote a novel during my probation period at the most recent job.
I use my Monday morning to clean my house and do my laundry. On a Tuesday mid morning I go do my weekly shop. On a Friday I take a nice long lunch break. Then throughout the week I like to watch YouTube or TV shows while I’m working. I’ll also do home admin stuff during the week as well if needed. I’m meant to work hybrid but gradually reduced the days I went into the office, no one said anything so now I WFH full time.
The key to getting away with it is hitting deadlines, making sure you don’t miss meetings and being helpful if someone messages you. All the ‘being away’ goes very much unnoticed and no one really cares. Also use the, my internet dropped out excuse sparingly when you’re late to reply.
I used to work for a call centre. In the office going on the internet was forbidden. Once I worked from home I was able to use my own laptop, set up anywhere I want, and that was usually in my living room, in front of my TV. My laptop was not monitored (thankfully) and I got to browse the internet and found a way to listen to music and youtube videos with on earphone in and listen to the people on another earphone set. I was also job searching while working. Ha! There was even a day I had a glass of wine. 4/10 wouldn't recommend guzzling. Having to read scripts without sounding tipsy was... interesting hahaha. I had 0 f***s to give for that company. I've got a completely different job now.
I'm in the office 3 days a week. Because home working is so widespread now, I'd say 75% of the time there's nobody in who I have anything to do with. So I've realised nobody is aware what time I leave. I've started leaving at like 4:15. It's great.
I work in an IT adjacent section of my company. We were full work from home for covid, which was the best thing ever for my career; I got so much more work done without people stopping by every 5 seconds to ask questions that have literally no benefit to anything (kind of like technical small talk). Now that I have a new bosses boss, I have to come back in to the office. Thing is, roughly 80% of my work is with departments in other states/countries. There is LITERALLY no reason for me to be in the office except that the new boss "doesnt like using messenger". So 1920s Andy is the only reason I am in the office. My dogs are plotting their revenge.
Of course, for every worker just doing their own thing while on the clock, there is a manager making time and effort to self-sabotage by overloading their best employees and just creating difficulties. If you want to hear more about one such case, Bored Panda has got you covered, check out our article on a woman who ended up maliciously complying with her manager's demand to “do more.”
We went fully remote over covid. I get a solid 3 hours of work done a day. The rest of the time is side project, gaming, browsing the web, etc.
I stopped feeling guilty ages ago as I get FAR more done now than I ever did in the office and get a ton of praise for it so everyone wins.
The amount of time spent just gossiping and playing around on "office days" at my last WFH job made it clear to me that working at home is far more productive. No, Becky, I don't care where you and your husband had dinner out last weekend or what you had or how much it cost.
I once had a temporary agency warehouse job. I reported to all the right people but wasnt on anyones list. I still got paid. I spent the next 6 months wandering around with an empty cardboard box doing bugger all & still getting paid!
Using cleaning chemicals to actually perform my job properly, despite being a water only job. Like f**k are you getting grease and grime off a floor with just hot water.
£5 bottle of 5L degreaser, makes a 1 hour job 20 mins.
Any manager who specifies water only for cleaning deserves to be fired - immediately. There are good cleaning chemicals now that don't smell. It's not like in the old days when ammonia and bleach used to stink. Actually, just rat the manager out to the correct health authorities and they will get fired.
Very rare, but sometimes, I get my full breaks.
Cries in NHS.
NHS in Britain is a pain. The competent get overwhelmed and the incompetent get to stand around and chat with their friends for seven hours a day. Eventually the competent give up, become creatively incompetent, and a new batch of people gets overwhelmed.
I wfh, I take my lunch break then after eat my lunch at my desk.
I still do work, but I have double the break.
One job I had, I got annoyed at the smokers taking so many extra breaks on night shifts, so I just started tools downing whenever they went out, and sneaking off for a shower during one of their smoke breaks near the end of the shift.
Wasn’t any team leaders on nights, and while the group leader in the office definitely noticed the clean/slightly damp hair a couple of times, he knew he couldn’t say anything without me calling out his fellow smokers.
I work outside, often away, or at home unsupervised. 8 hour days.
There have been days I've got up, made a couple of phone calls, then gone back to bed.
Other days, like today, I'll be out on site for an hour, then I might head into town for a mooch around.
I was working with my boss a couple of weeks ago. We were done by 11am. We went on a bar crawl for the rest of the day. He's just as bad. Runs his own fishing guide business on the side.
He states he works in energy and some days he does put in 12-14 hours. So, doesn't sound like a totally slack job.
Work in tech and so much stuff can be automated. You occasionally get one of those horrible repetitive jobs for an audit or some such. Oh, you want me to spend 3 days gathering all this data, sure! I spend an hour or two writing the automation script. Enjoy some downtime for a couple of days then run the script that spits out the results in less than 5 minutes. Boss thanks me profusely for my hard work on this laborious task whilst I sit there laughing!
I wish I was brilliant like you. I couldn't write an automation script to save my life. Sigh.
My previous employer was lax as f**k with IT equipment, every year my team would put a requisition request in for new laptops and every year IT would send us each out a brand new, top spec Dell XPS.
Not once did they ask for the old machine back and the department manager was completely uninterested so we kept them.
I must have had upwards of £10k in laptops from that place in the handful of years I worked there.
It seems to happen at a lot of places, my husband’s office also has a stack of old laptops that could be reconditioned and sold or donated. Spoke recently to an organisation that takes them on donation, reconditions and sends to poor regions.
I'm a home worker. I roll out of bed 5 minutes before my shift starts, pop on a presentable shirt in case I'm about to head into a meeting, and then boot the laptop up. After 30 minutes, when I know where I stand with the workday, I head off to brush my teeth, and get showered and dressed.
Not much of a difference, but it's 20-30 minutes of my life saved every day. It has lead to some awkward situations when I come into an emergency at 9, and I'm still sitting in meetings by midday in my pyjama bottoms.
I remember seeing a pandemic video of a Zoom or Teams call with two guys in suits. One of the guys had to stand up, I think to shoo his toddler who went into the room, only to reveal he was wearing shorts. The second guy complimented him on the shorts and he started to apologize, visibly embarrassed and horrified. Then, the second guy also stood up, and it turned out he was wearing shorts too! I work from home and I'd not change from my pajamas too, if I didn't have to walk kiddo to school - but shorts are a given in the summer :)
Farting.
I’m really, really good at silent farts and weirdly, no one ever suspects me. They blame it on Janice every time
I've been moving from a flat to a house over the past couple months. Pretty much all of my house hunting, bill redirects, notifying the bank of change of address etc etc gets done during work time. I basically never do "life admin" off the clock.
Well, if you're working typical work time hours that's the only time you have to take care of any of that.
Built dozens of kayaks using company resources. I donated the local scout group ten and built myself a grp river shooter with a layer of Aramid.
I was forced to sit through a particularly boring training session over Teams not too long back, on a system I wouldn't be using. I spent most of it on mute with my camera off playing Zelda.
I had a 4 hour rapid response call (emergency bs) and ended up banging out some accounting calculations and most of a paper I need to write for an MBA financial analysis class. Thank heavens for long and useless meetings.
I had a friend my years ago who went on a skiing holiday, but still took calls and emails at the top of the mountain cause they didn't have annual leave
I have 4 screens in my home office. I only need 3 to do my job properly.
The 4th screen is spent watching YouTube, playing games and f*****g about on Reddit.
I'm about to try for a second WFH position, I'll be getting another monitor to accommodate both jobs plus my personal computers
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Lot of people bragging about the stuff they get away with while "working" from home. And then they wonder why the company wants them back in the office.
I mean, a lot of people were bragging about stuff they get away with IN the office. I think it's less the location of the job, and more the person doing (or not doing) it.
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I reported my supervisor to OSHA for not respecting non smoking employees right to a smoke free environment in the break room. She was a smoker and didn't want to have to go outside in the cold to smoke.
When I smoked the best time was winter because nobody else wanted to be out there which meant nobody was bumming off of me.
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I miss my old job where I was salaried. Now when I take off for an appointment or need to leave early to take my kids somewhere, it's a much bigger deal. My flexibility is absolutely gone.
Lot of people bragging about the stuff they get away with while "working" from home. And then they wonder why the company wants them back in the office.
I mean, a lot of people were bragging about stuff they get away with IN the office. I think it's less the location of the job, and more the person doing (or not doing) it.
Load More Replies... I reported my supervisor to OSHA for not respecting non smoking employees right to a smoke free environment in the break room. She was a smoker and didn't want to have to go outside in the cold to smoke.
When I smoked the best time was winter because nobody else wanted to be out there which meant nobody was bumming off of me.
Load More Replies... I miss my old job where I was salaried. Now when I take off for an appointment or need to leave early to take my kids somewhere, it's a much bigger deal. My flexibility is absolutely gone.
