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Did you know that one-fifth of all mammal species known to man are bats? Or that kangaroos walk awkwardly because they can't move their legs independently of each other? The docent at Columbus Zoo and Aquarium revealed to us some of the most fascinating facts about animals, and they blew our minds.

A zoo docent is a volunteer educator who ensures that the guests have the best possible experience. "We are there to answer questions about the animals, talk to the guests about the zoo's many conservation projects, and assist them any way we can - sometimes just by helping them find the restroom!" the zoo docent told Bored Panda. According to her, such a career is quite a commitment. Can you imagine learning the names and ages of all the animals living inside the facility? However, she said she loves her job, "It's one of my favorite things in life. It's rewarding to share information with guests and help them have a great experience at our zoo, which we're very proud of, as it's considered one of the best zoos in the country!"

Docents aren't required to have a background in biology or zoology. "Our training is thorough and I am always continuing to learn new things. We have weekly meetings for continuing education, and listening to the keeper's talk (as well as more experienced docents) is always educational for me."

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#1

The Truth About Santa's Reindeers

The Truth About Santa's Reindeers

"Reindeer are the only deer species where both males and females grow antlers. The males shed theirs the beginning of December, the females shed theirs in the spring. So all of Santa’s reindeer are girls, heh. I love telling little kids that."

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Mimis Nachbarin
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's nice - as there's usually a lack of female charakters in the Santa Story it will cheer up a lot of little girls at Christmas! It did even cheer me up...

Ashley Fernandes
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Come on we know Mrs. Clause is the one who really runs s**t at the north pole.

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Dian Ella Lillie
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Reindeer also sometimes eat fly agaric mushrooms, which are hallucinogenic. The story goes that the Lappi used to collect the reindeer's urine as the active component is excreted unchanged, and with the nasty form that causes nausea removed, for recycling. Hence the flying reindeer associated with Christmas, as well as the traditional red-topped mushrooms...

stellermatt
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Dunder and Blixem, but when and by who was Rudolph added?

birdhouse
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not necessarily. They are after all, magic reindeer.

blue-stars
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

However, Rudolph canonically uses he/him pronouns, so he’s a trans boy, not a girl.

Maimah Phillips
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

LOL that used to be my "fact for the day" when I was a cashier over the holidays

Connie Martin
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Fer cripe's sake BP, "raindeers"???

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    #2

    Self-Aware Elephants

    Self-Aware Elephants

    "Elephants are one of only a handful of animals that can pass the mirror test - in other words, they can recognize their own reflection (and not think it’s another animal, as dogs and cats usually do). They tested this by placing a chalk mark on an elephant’s forehead and then showing it a mirror. The elephant investigated the mark on its own forehead, indicating it knew that it was looking at itself. The only animals that pass this test are the higher primates, the higher cetaceans (orcas, dolphines), elephants, and weirdly, magpies."

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    Purple light
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not weirdly: some birds species, like the ones from the crow family, are incredible smart creatures.

    Hello please don't judge
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have had my lunch with zippers, sticky things, and clips anything it has been stolen and eaten by birds the smart devils

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    delatine
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they also think humans are cute in the way that we think kittens are cute. i love elephants.

    Felicia Dale
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our parrot knew it was himself he was seeing in the mirror, no question about it!

    Jessica Gunn
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Parrots, and most hook-billed birds absolutely think they are looking at another bird. In fact, if you give them a mirror, socialization with humans is very difficult because they are socializing with the 'other' parrot....

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    glowworm2
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Elephants are extremely intelligent animals.

    Nadine
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have four cats. Only one of them (when he was a tiny kitten) acted as if his reflection was a different cat in the mirror and he tried to play with it. Now that they're all adults, if they see their reflection they just don't care. Do they maybe understand that it's a reflection?

    Nora H.
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My guess is they learn, that things "move" in the mirror, like on the tv screen. And that there's no real animals in or behind the screen. I don't think they recognise themselves. But I can't be sure..

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    Melody Lanzatella
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Birds in the crow/raven family (such as the magpie), are SO intelligent...they actually prank each other! purely for entertainment purposes!!

    Anna Grun
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...and pigs. They recognize themselves in the mirror and have proven their self-confidence empirically!

    Blue Cicada
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pigs are highly intelligent, and will control aspects of their environment when given a chance. Temperature, lighting, music.

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    Hemrich Gundesalf
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pigs are really good at understanding mirrors and to be self aware. Pigs are better than dogs at pretty much everything, except two things: looking cute and hunting. Even their meat tastes better, according to those who have eaten both species. According to cannibals from the pacific, pigs' meat is very similar in taste and consistency as human meat. Pigs are actually so similar to humans that they are used to test drugs and harvest organs compatible to humans. Dogs fail miserably on this one. But hell, dogs are cute and pigs ugly so lets keep on eating pigs and being slaves to dogs.

    Blue Cicada
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat was gazing in a floor length mirror. She made eye contact with me in the mirror, turned to look at me, then turned back to the mirror to make eye contact again. Do not know why, but this was really creepy to me.

    Wade Lewis
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow! I knew they were one of if not the smartest animal on the planet but wow! Even I throw myself off sometimes HAHA

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    #3

    Development Of Joeys

    Development Of Joeys

    "A kangaroo mother can have three joeys simultaneously at different stages of development: an embryo in her womb (kangaroos can do what’s called embryonic diapause which means sort of putting the development on pause until she’s ready for it to develop further), a joey in her pouch attached to one nipple, and a joey out of the pouch on the ground who nurses from the other one. The amazing thing? Each of her nipples make different formulations of milk for each joey’s different nutritional needs."

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    Amanda Raynes
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you tandem breast feed different aged children from one mother and assign each child their own breast each breast will make different consistencies of milk fortified with immune voosters tailored to each child.

    JillVille
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These the SuperMoms of the animal kingdom! Wow, three at once with the third on pause??? That's so crazy! Imagine what us human mom's could do with a baby on pause!

    Nini Meow
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never saw such fluffy kangaroos ... So cute!

    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't know that kangaroos were this limber.

    sh
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right? Just reaching way on back there with no issue.

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    stellermatt
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    also, female kangaroos have 3 vaginas

    Blue Cicada
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One opening for copulation, but split into 2 conduits for sperm traveling up and one central birth canal for emerging joey. Don't know why you were downvoted.

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    Megan
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a super cute picture

    Mihail Dragolov
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meanwhile, human females are whining left and right how hard it is to raise one kid....

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    #4

    Flamingo's Joints

    Flamingo's Joints

    "People often think that flamingoes’ knees bend the wrong way. They don’t - the joint you’re seeing in the middle of their leg isn’t their knee, it’s their ankle. Their knee is up by their body, and it bends the same way ours does."

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    Dowbo
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well that's a genuinely awesome fact!

    Shane Allon
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here's another fact. Flamingos are not naturally pink... "Actually, flamingos are not pink. They are born with grey feathers, which gradually turn pink in the wild because of a natural pink dye called canthaxanthin that they obtain from their diet of brine shrimp and blue-green algae. " -Google BOOM!

    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember being told that when I worked at a zoo.

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    stellermatt
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    a group of flamingos is called: A Flamboyance of Flamingos

    Megan
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe this is true for all birds. Correct me if I'm wrong

    Suzi Gauthier
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks that way to me - I think it's just more pronounced in flamingos because they have such long legs.

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    Dian Ella Lillie
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same with quadrupeds, where many people think their back legs have knees that bend backwards.

    Bunzilla
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this is also true of many animals. Cats, dogs, horses... they all have ankles where we would think their knees would be.

    Safiullah Abdul Sattar
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    3 years ago

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    Hallam Greenwood
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one I actually knew, but no one I told believed me.

    Cat person
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cats' back legs bend the opposite way too

    Calypso poet
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And their poop stinks. It’s worse than the elephants.

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    #5

    Purring And Roaring Cats

     Purring And Roaring Cats

    "There are several ways to classify the large cats, one of the more useful ones is into the roaring cats (tigers, lions) and the purring cats (bobcats, lynxes). The puma (also known as the mountain lion) is the largest cat that purrs. I’ve heard it up close, it’s amazing. A cheetah’s purr sounds like an idling motorcycle engine."

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    Vinniegret
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go to the big cat rescue site and they will show you the big cats who purr. Make a donation, too! Those kittehs eat a LOT.

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    Aunt Messy
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The most terrifying sound I've ever heard was when my husband and I were hiking around Jasper. We were on a trail and heard purring. About fifteen feet above us there was a large male mountain lion lying on a ledge in the sun, purring to himself. /// You have to realize that these are CATS. They aren't like wolves or coyotes that leave humans alone out of fear. To a mountain lion, you are protein and nothing else. They WILL attack humans.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG! That had to have been terrifying.

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    LA Juice
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And Tigers "chuff"- but so do house cats!

    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got too close for comfort to a mountain lion a few years back. I'll never forget that sound.

    Melody Lanzatella
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When rabbits are content/happy, they grind their teeth!

    BitterSweetWisdom
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But don't lions groan, more than roar? I've never heard a lion roar. Fun fact: The roars from Lion King are actually tiger roars.

    Kimberley Stone
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So the cheetah is smaller than a mountain lion..

    blue-stars
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    However, a puma will try to roar, resulting in a sound that’s eerily similar to the blood-curdling scream of a murder victim.

    Sue Knerl
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd love to hear a cheetah purr.

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    #6

    Polar Bears' Fur Color

    Polar Bears' Fur Color

    "Polar bear fur is not white, it’s transparent, like fiber optics. Also, their skin is black."

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    birdhouse
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If their skin is black and the fur transparent, shouldn't they look black??

    Brittney Pearson
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Think about when you buy a coil of fishing line. Even though the line can be wound around a black spool it looks white, but then when you pull the line put it is actually clear. Its just when it is in high density that it appears to be white.

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    stellermatt
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and the vast majority are left handed

    Paula Raymundo
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's translucent. Isn't it?

    Gurmehar Kaur
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BECAUSE THEY ARE IN A COLD HABBITAT

    Safiullah Abdul Sattar
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    3 years ago

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    Eirik Johnsbråten
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So it's just like snow, which also is transparent and not white. It's just that it reflects all light, which our eyes interpret as white.

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    #7

    Bat's Population

    Bat's Population

    "One-fifth of all the known mammal species are bats."

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    Melody Lanzatella
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Certain bats are VITAL! They help keep insect populations under control!

    stellermatt
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    between 950 and 1200 different species of bats. crazy.

    Suzi Gauthier
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not clear - do they mean bats have a lot of species compared to other animals or that 20% of all mammals are bats?

    Blue Cicada
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    POLLINATORS!! Many bat species are vital to the life cycle of plants!!!

    Cassie
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the included image. <3

    Kathy Baylis
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have a small colony of brown bats that I see flying around at sunset. They eat flying insects, which we have in abundance in summer, so I don't mind them at all.

    MeggersTheFox
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aw, grey-headeds are on of my favorites! <3

    MeggersTheFox
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mistake, at first glance it looked like a grey-headed flying fox, but I don't think it is

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    #8

    Our Closest Genetic Relative

    Our Closest Genetic Relative

    "Bonobos, our closest genetic relative (they are more closely related to us than they are to either chimps or gorillas) are almost entirely non-aggressive, matriarchal, and use sex to solve all their problems. They engage in both same and opposite sex interactions, non-penetrative sex (oral, rubbing, manual) and with any age. That’s an interesting area to work in, lemme tell you."

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    borklaser
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have Bonobos at our local zoo. It used to be an all male population, but I believe it's integrated now. I've seen lots of parents rush their children away from their habitat when some especially vigorous male bonding was taking place.

    Ellis
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Vigorous male bonding", is that what they call it thesw days? 😉

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    stellermatt
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'use sex to solve all their problems'... hahaha!

    Ellis
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In humans sex usually causes their problems!

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    Melody Lanzatella
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also the only great ape society that is a matriarchal society.

    Swathika Venkatesan
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please make homophobic ppl who think homosexuality is unnatural know this...

    Vicky Zar
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So..... is it a phase? Or didn't God create these animals? Because "it isn't natural to love/ habe sex with the same gender". I could lough all day about such opinions.

    Grumble O'Pug
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “There will ba a great rubbing if parts” - Life of Brian

    Hemrich Gundesalf
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We should dump our religious stupidity and learn from them.

    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With that kind of sex life, they should be outnumbering the bats.

    Hemrich Gundesalf
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I read "non penetrative sex" somewhere there. That kinds of nulls the reproductive expansion.

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    Merlyn Emrys
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is actually why very few zoos display bonobos.

    dora sim
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More people should know things about the bonobo. Our common ancestor - and maybe their culture - lies somewhere between the chimp and the bonobo model. For example, we have taken up the multiple-partner, no-harem family style of the bonobo, but unfortunately also the chimp's intergroup aggression. We could do with more of the bonobo, less of the chimp nowadays...

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    #9

    Langur Monkey's Baby Color

    Langur Monkey's Baby Color

    "Langur monkeys are silvery-gray in color - their babies are bright orange. Like Cheeto orange, I do not exaggerate."

    Zoo docent , Ethan Fischer Report

    JillVille
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This baby is so cute! I guess they're coloured so they don't get lost? Like putting a bright orange shirt on your kid at the fair I suppose!

    stellermatt
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that must've been awkward when the first one was born... "but honey, me and the orangutan are just friends, honestly"

    Master Markus
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know WHY, as that seems like they could then be easily picked out by predators.

    Potterhead Unicorn
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're probably hunted alot for their fur, aren't they?

    Ellis
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine the therapy these little fellows need: "I think I was dropped in a bag of cheetos when I was a kid"

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    #10

    Awkwardly Walking Kangaroos

    Awkwardly Walking Kangaroos

    "Kangaroos cannot move their legs independently of each other, they have to move them in sync - when they’re on land. When they’re swimming, they can move them separately. Hopping is their most efficient way to move - a walking kangaroo is awkward as hell. They swing both legs forward using their tail as a third leg to prop up while their legs swing."

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    My O My
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, kangaroos can swim??

    Blue Cicada
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many animals _can_ swim, but they prefer not to, or don't often have the chance.

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    Tiny Dancer
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cool! I knew about the legs, but I did not know kangaroos could swim.

    stellermatt
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so that's why we never see them on strictly come dancing

    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎵"These legs are made for hoppin" 🎶

    Ashley Fernandes
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I want to see a walking kangaroo.

    logical fallacy
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a video on youtube with this title, but the kangaroo isn't walking, more like... um, using its front paws and tail to support its weight so it can bring its legs forward. Idk if they can use their legs independantly...

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    Gurmehar Kaur
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WE ARE ALL SO CLUMSY SOMETIMES WE DO NOT REALISE

    Josh Tall
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and they can not hop backwards, correect?

    David Horchak
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only new fact I got from this

    Peter Hughes
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kangaroos cannot walk backwards. That's why they and an emu (who also cannot walk backwards) are on the Aussie crest.

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    #11

    Gorilla's Soap Opera

    Gorilla's Soap Opera

    "Gorillas get crushes on each other. And on the humans that take care of them. Male gorillas also masturbate. I don’t know if the females do, I’ve never seen it. Sometimes it’s like a soap opera up in there."

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    Shannøn Renee
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was at a zoo in Vienna and saw a male gorilla getting a blow job. The female was laying there like “ugh...” while the male was leaning back like “oh yeah.” I had to walk away.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How long was it before you walked away? Lol

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    Mimis Nachbarin
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, there are close relatives... We don't have the copyright of love dramas.

    parakeet feet
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a gorilla give me the middle finger

    blue-stars
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess it really is d***s out for Harambe!

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    #12

    Very Noisy Tortoises

    Very Noisy Tortoises

    "Tortoises have super loud sex. Like, really loud."

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    AnnaB
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They used tortoise mating sounds for some of the dinosaur roars in Jurassic Park.

    diane a
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i once saw a huge tortoise in Kenya 115 years old and the size of a small car --the thought of it having sex is scary

    diane a
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i have a picture of me hugging it - I think I got off lightly

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    Amanda Raynes
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There used to be a turtle pond at a camp i worked at. They were always mating and made the most startling sounds you will hear on a stroll through the woods.

    Carmen Elena
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bad neighbors, bad neighbors...

    glowworm2
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of that video where the tortoises are having sex and the one on top is very clearly saying "Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!"

    Naima Ivansdóttir
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    true! it's also confusing af because it sounds like an old man trying to inhale very loudly before dying of laughters :D

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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was visiting the reptilarium of Plzen zoo and started to hear a sound like someone smashing a stapler rhythmically. I thought it was the receptionist stapling some papers very loudly. My a*s, it was the tortoises having sex XDDDD

    Suzi Gauthier
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen them having sex twice at the zoo - it was funny - but I didn't hear anything. The first time, she kept moving just when he'd get up there.

    Ayla Fecero
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but these are TURTLES. I will anxiously await bored panda to fix this atrocity.

    Naima Ivansdóttir
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    also, they can do embryonic diapause too.

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    #13

    Unexpected Bald Eagle's Vocalization

    Unexpected Bald Eagle's Vocalization

    "Bald eagles’ vocalizations are not what you expect. When you see a flying bald eagle in the movies and hear that majestic caw sound? That isn’t an eagle, it’s been dubbed over with another bird, usually a red-tailed hawk. Bald eagles actually sound…not majestic. Kind of like if a kitten could be a bird."

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    Aunt Messy
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're also not that majestic in other areas of life. In fact, they're a somewhat scruffy bird and I've seen them at a trout pond yelling at each other like a bunch of half-deaf grannies, squabbling over fish. Yes. They DO catch fish.

    Bishoy
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems like a perfect representation for America

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    Alia G.
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're really a lot more cute and angry than majestic aren't they, ha ha

    Lady A
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But they LOOK majestic as all get out!

    Suzi Gauthier
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess you can get away with a wussy voice when you look that good.

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    Kevin Camp
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poeple forget that Eagles are not related to Hawks and other birds of prey, they are related to Vultures. We have built up a massive colony of bald eagles along the Arkansas River in Tulksa, Oklahoma. Its always great to go see them uin the early mornings.

    Daniel Marsh
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WRONG. They are not closely related to FALCONS. But they are in the HAWK family, accipitridae. In fact, it would be accurate to say that certain types of hawks are simply called eagles, without any regard to how closely related they are. It can be easy to confuse falcons and hawks, but falcons are less related to hawks than most kinds of birds. The simplest distinction is that falcons hunt with their beaks; hawks hunt with their talons.

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    Alexandra Hughes
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see them in Maine a lot and the first time I heard one, I laughed. I couldn't believe how silly it sounded. They also steal fish from other birds, especially ospreys.

    Kiss Army
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "If a kitten could be a bird" - That would be be so awesome!!

    Cassie
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes they make a sort of chuckle that sounds like a small, high-pitched donkey.

    Swathika Venkatesan
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay... From now on whenever i see a Bald Eagle, i'm gonna imagine Tom&Jerry's MGM Meows...

    Hemrich Gundesalf
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always noticed that they used hawk sounds for eagles on movies. It feels like when they mistranslate a movie script to another language and you are fluent on both languages and can tell they f*cked up. It happens just as often too.

    Amanda Raynes
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I heard it said that Eagle in Hebrew means 'dirty bird'

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    #14

    Giraffe's Sleep Requirements

     Giraffe's Sleep Requirements

    "Giraffes only sleep 1-2 hours a day."

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    Hemrich Gundesalf
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too. But then again, I really use my brain a lot, so I guess is a trade-off.

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    Shay Hartless
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That sounds like when my children were younger.

    ninyaabonitaa
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and they don't get eye bags? that's unfair!

    stellermatt
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and they have the same amount of bones in their necks as we do.

    Sedef Özüpek
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    can't they genetically mutate humans to be like that? although that would probably mean more work hours

    Suzi Gauthier
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You'd think they'd get more done!

    Hallam Greenwood
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I only sleep 1-2 hours a day, that doesn't mean that's all the sleep I need. I hear ya, giraffes.

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    #15

    Grizzlies Vs. Brown Bears

    Grizzlies Vs. Brown Bears

    "All grizzlies are brown bears, but not all brown bears are grizzlies (grizzlies are a sub-categorization of the brown bear)."

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    stellermatt
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    all polar bears originated from Irish Brown Bears who migrated thousands of years ago

    GiantSpaceTiger
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I bet they still go on and on about how Irish they are..

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    Ashley Fernandes
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup because Kodiak's are also Brown bears.

    Misterscooter
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brown bear, brown bear, what do you see?

    Calypso poet
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To the guy at the Columbus Zoo spring 2017 who kept yelling ‘Hey Bear’ to try to get the sleeping brown bears attention: we all thought you were crazy, I got it on video and now whenever we see a bear at the zoo we say hey bear, not as loud as you did, and people either look at us funny or do the same thing. You are a meme in our hearts and we thank you for that!

    Master Markus
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    7 years ago

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    That's kind of silly wording. That's like saying "All humans are apes, but not all apes are humans". I mean, it's accurate, but you only really needed to say that bit in the parenthesis.

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    #16

    Rhino's Horns

    Rhino's Horns

    " If a rhinoceros knocks off its horn, it grows back faster than you’d expect. One of ours, Rosie, has knocked hers off twice."

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    JillVille
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But I bet it's different being knocked off than cut off by poachers? If they didn't kill the rhino, would it be able to grow it's horn back? If they knew that, they'd keep them alive you'd think... ugh. Poachers, now I just made myself mad. Sorry everyone.

    Morgan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poachers are just trying to make a quick buck. They obviously don't give a toss about conservation, just about themselves. It is easier to kill them than tussle with a live one.

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    stellermatt
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how do you stop a rhino charging? take it's credit card away.

    Brigitta Swart
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It will grow back if cut as long as it is not cut into the skull. I hate poachers wiping out our Rhino population :-(

    CrunChewy McSandybutt
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that the rhino equivalent to breaking a nail?

    Dian Ella Lillie
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rhino horns are just keratin, the same stuff that constitutes nails, hoofs, and hair. There's a bit of calcium carbonate and melanin thrown in, but that's about it. If you wanted to make the chemical equivalent to sell as an aphrodisiac, all you need to do is collect your hair and/or fingernail clippings and mix with a bit of egg shell...

    Lars Lasersson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Googled for a definition for "faster than you think a rhino can regrow its horn". No success.

    Kiss Army
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does a rhino knock off its horn?

    Kimberley Stone
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just look at the folds of her skin, wow

    Ilse Emrén
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    its probably because the horns are made out of hair

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