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Finally, something everyone’s been waiting for! Dark humor fans, gather around because we’ve put together another “best of” post, this time featuring the works of the one and only Dave Contra.
Many of our regular readers will recognize his name, but if it’s new to you, Dave is the creator of a hilarious comic series that could easily be classified as dark and delightfully twisted. He takes absurd situations and turns them into jokes that make everyone giggle – no exceptions.
Curious to see which of his comics our community upvoted as the funniest? Scroll down and enjoy the best of Dave Contra!
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Lotekguy 3 months ago
Luckily, I understand this one better than I could have at an earlier age.
Andrew Keir 3 months ago
That's what ageing is for - we learn things better.
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Andrew Keir 3 months ago
The organism will survive the déáth of its viruses. Planets mostly do.
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Powerful Katrinka 3 months ago
This is lifted verbatim (stolen) from a short story called Kaleidoscope, by the great science fiction writer Ray Bradbury.
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Andrew Keir 3 months ago
If life is doing what you choose, in a varying environment, I think butterflies live more than rocks do. But that's just my opinion.
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DC 3 months ago
See? That's what I always mean when I say, don't hurt the spiders. Just throw them out, and allow them to be fine!
Starbug 3 months ago
No no no, don't throw or even drop them out, let them down gently or the exoskeleton will break and poor spider will die in pain!
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Andrew Keir 3 months ago
Don't just sit there waiting for Death. Do something creative in the meantime - leave a legacy to show generations yet to come that, long ago, you lived. Write, paint, sing, - *make* things !
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Andrew Keir 3 months ago
With a sense of humour like that, it's a good thing that giants went extinct.
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Andrew Keir 3 months ago
Two chances out of three you'll join a lot of those who fell into the ocean before you. You'll be in good company.
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