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Maps are awesome. And you can’t convince us otherwise. The obsessed, always-curious cartographer inside us gets excited every time they spot something new to ogle and analyze. However, not all maps are made equal. Some of them lean so heavily into comedy that we can’t help but spread the fun vibes.

The brainchild of Michael Howe, ‘Terrible Maps’ is a wonderfully witty social media project about nonsensical, semi-useless, and hilarious maps. They’re so ‘bad’ they’re good, and they help you look at the world from perspectives that you’ve never quite seen before. Scroll down to enjoy the latest batch below. We hope these maps make you as happy as they did us.

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#1

Nordic Map: Cat Edition

Three cats labeled as Norway, Sweden, and Finland cuddling closely in a funny map representation with humor.

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Chuck the Cat
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5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I guess this is referencing another panda, WindySwede. 😂

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    #2

    The Human Race Never Ceases To Amaze

    Map showing Google search volume for eyes hurt by region and total solar eclipse path across the US in April 2024, funny maps theme.

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    Mel in Georgia
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trump looked at the eclipse without eye protection in 2017. I guess he set a bad example.

    Khavrinen
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And way too many people followed him. ( Not just about looking at the eclipse... )

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    Alyce
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People are dumb; it's not exclusive to the US

    Silberwolf
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean...if you're an adult and don't know that you shouldn't look directly into the sun, what's even the point in googling this. It certainly won't make you any smarter.

    Toika Gao
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please, do not use the US population as a reference for the rest of the word. We feel insulted.

    Alfred Wessex
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    5 months ago

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    Be more imaginative in your completely made up posts

    #3

    When You're In Charge Of Naming Scottish Lochs And It's 4:59pm

    Map of Loch Lochy and surrounding areas showing roads and water features in a funny and unusual geography map style.

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    Alisha Brun
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have a plow truck here names Plowy McPlowface.

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    Glix Drap
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is there a lock on the lock at the southern end of Loch Lochy?

    Phantom Phoenix
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You'd be referring to the Loch Lochy lock lock

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    Auntriarch
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least one of them was named late in a Friday - Loch Drinkie

    JB
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh this is where I have my boat Boaty!

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    Making a map look good isn’t enough. Just like when you’re designing anything else, you have to find a delicate balance between function on the one hand and form on the other.

    The former means that whatever you’re creating actually does what it’s supposed to. In the case of a map, this might mean giving a person clear instructions on the geographical locations, educating them on a specific issue, or making them laugh.

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    #4

    A World Map Centred Around Antarctica

    Polar view world map showing continents upside down, a funny geography map perspective for unusual map collections.

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    rustyscate
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s actually cool

    Piwakawaka
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is that small two island place near Australia? Haven't seen that on a map before! 🤣

    Chuck the Cat
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Finally, a map that doesn’t belong in r/MapsWithoutNZ.

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    Winnie the Moo
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look at New Zealand finally getting some well deserved attention on a map! 😂

    Mreoww
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not “terrible”. Interesting.

    Lexi
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this, you get a better perspective on how much ocean there really is

    Marnie
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have an upside down map that I paid a pretty penny for. It's hung up on my office. I just stop and review it every so often. I still haven't gotten used to that view. I want an upside down globe.

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    #5

    How People React When You Try To Speak Their Language

    Map of Europe showing countries color-coded with humorous captions reflecting language and cultural reactions.

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    Forrest Hobbs
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, but: anyone giving Irish or Welsh a proper go in Irish or Welsh speaking parts of the respective countries isn't going to get "(no reaction)". Just plain "diolch" in Welsh speaking areas has - umm - caused confusion when I've tried it... 😁

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brother and I went round a very Welsh town speaking Afrikaans and German, but with a Welsh accent. In our defence we were teen-agers at the time. But the looks on people's faces, as they could recognise the tune but not the words.

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    Ellinor
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well we French know that our language isn't easy at all, so if you're a tourist trying to order something during rush time, we'd rather speak in English to be quicker.

    Maartje
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eons ago, when I was young, hardly anyone spoke English in France.

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    XenoMurph
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you speak Irish in Ireland you'd get free beer.

    Rick Murray
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my experience (northwest France, maybe it's different in Paris), they're more amused that a Brit is even trying to speak in French (as most over here just don't) although it's extremely variable as to whether or not French-in-a-British-accent will be understood. Quite often they'll reply in English, which is fine as English-in-a-French-accent is *SO* cute.

    Shane Keogh
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I f someone came to ireland and tried to speak our native language I'd be pretty shocked considering most people don't know we have one

    Robert Beveridge
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Partner has been learning Russian for over a decade. She concurs.

    Chuck the Cat
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m learning Spanish on Duolingo. Pandas, ask me something in Spanish, and I’ll see if I can answer it without Google Translate!

    Wild Cream
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ¡Qué guay que estés aprendiendo español!

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    Renay T
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why isn't France "mûrd3rs you if you DARE try speaking French"?

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    #6

    Which Is Your Favourite Mexican Country?

    Fox News segment mistakenly labeling multiple countries as Mexican in a funny and horrible map of Central and South America.

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    Raven Sheridan
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does that make the United States, North Mexico? 🤔

    Cole Earnhart
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And this is why I avoid Fox News!

    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I avoid Fox News because I prefer my news to be at least a bit factual. Fox News is the national enquirer of channels

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    Function aside, the form of what you’re designing matters a lot, too. Like it or not, human beings are drawn to beautiful things. When you make something aesthetic, it captivates people.

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    Naturally, if you’ve spent a lot of time working on a map, making it the best it can possibly be, you want it to end up being seen by the biggest number of people possible. So, you need to spend some time refining the visuals to make it pleasant to look at.

    #7

    Ancient Grease Map

    Brown paper bag with water stains resembling a world map, a funny map you wouldn’t find in a geography book.

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    #8

    A Map Of Sunken Japanese Ships From World War II

    Map showing Japanese naval ships location with red markers, a horrible but funny map not found in typical geography books

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    SouthernGal
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s a lot of ships! Were there any that weren’t sunk?

    Rusty
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow! It almost makes sense to mine them as a resource.

    Tom Brincefield
    Community Member
    5 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They do. The only source of steel that isn't contaminated by radioactivity from atomic testing is ships that sank before we started blowing up nuclear weapons. And there are apparently some things where they need such steel to make things work correctly. So people are going after sunken ships for the steel.

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    Tom Brincefield
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    5 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    North Atlantic is probably a better place for that map.

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    Susan Raskin
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our oceans have been very poluted for longer than we thought. Next question...sad

    LALALand
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When at first you don’t succeed, try try again

    Renay T
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    5 months ago

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    And we did most of that. More 🇺🇸 shame.

    Sparky
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know they attacked us first, don't you?

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    #9

    Japanese Stereotypes Of Europe

    Funny map of Europe with humorous stereotypes and labels, showcasing a horrible but funny maps concept.

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    Mel in Georgia
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is hilarious.

    Martin
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    5 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TBF, I think the entire world stereotypes us as "Whisky".

    SchadenFreudian Psychology
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to live in Happy, Blonde, or Quiet, please.

    Chuck the Cat
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hungary, Liechtenstein, Monaco, Vatican, San Marino?

    Slapdash1
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This... this is 100% correct?

    LV PT
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they're not wrong...

    Apatheist Account2
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It must be relatively recent - Spain has only been good at football since 2010.

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    All that being said, if you veer too much in either direction, prioritizing form over function or function over form, you might end up pushing people away.

    For example, if your map looks absolutely divine, full of artistic flourishes, gorgeous fonts, and well-coordinated colors, but your audience gets lost among the details, you’ve failed as a cartographer.

    Often, less is more.

    You need to use the visuals to make it clear what the most important information on your map is.

    #10

    India As Seen By Indians

    Funny map of India with humorous labels showing bizarre regional stereotypes and cultural jokes in a geography-themed illustration.

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    Nea
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Upvote for an Indian map on Bored panda map post.

    Tom Brincefield
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    America, without Alcohol, Guns, or d***s? What's left?

    Renay T
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. It's never America without the guns. 🥲

    Richard Henderson
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife is from “ex commies, literature and Hot Chicks.”!

    #11

    Well, That's One Way To Do It

    Property map with incorrectly labeled building numbers, illustrating a funny and confusing geography map mistake.

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    Colleen Glim
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s helpful. Thank you /s

    Rusty
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My blood pressure just rose!

    Troy Parr
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like they are numbered by size of footprint.

    #12

    World Map Of Borders

    Unusual world map made with interconnected country flags illustrating a funny and horrible geography concept.

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    Chewie Baron
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like how Japan looks like a randomly placed fried egg.

    Mary Tonningsen
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, this is cool! I like this one - looks like a kid's school project. Impressive!

    Sharon Kapon
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can already put all the muslims flags in west Europe as well

    Phil
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this pre-internet Poland Ball content?

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    On the other side of the scale, you have maps that are incredibly accurate and informative, but they lack that spark that would otherwise make them stand out from the crowd.

    So, they fulfill their function well, but their form falls short of good design principles. A bit of imagination and soulfulness can really make your map sing.

    People are very visual creatures. You need to know how to get their attention instantly as they’re scrolling through their social media feeds.

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    #13

    Percentage Of People That Can Hold A Conversation In Icelandic

    Map of Europe showing percentage data with Iceland above 95%, part of a collection of horrible but funny maps.

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    Glix Drap
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Err, what has happened to the British Isles?

    Gavin Johnson
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We’ve moved, it was a deal done with the help of offshore banks and the Royal Family. We are now located in the Bermuda Triangle, the weather is less predictable but it’s got a lovely view.

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    Chuck the Cat
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What happened to the British Isles? And why does Ukraine have a giant portion of Russia? and Finland owns part of Russia as well? And why have Norway and Sweden merged?

    Cuppa tea?
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fun fact is, that Icelanders can read old Norse saga's, while Norse cannot.

    Tom Brincefield
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course, since Icelanders are a Norse people, the Norse can read the old sagas.

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    Maria Maria
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live in Sweden and lcelandic is my first language

    Sharon Kapon
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, That's also very much, like 1 percent is very impressive

    Jaya
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's so much wrong with the map itself. Was this meme made by AI?

    Shane S
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For US people, the population is about the same as Oklahoma. So it would be like learning a special and difficult language that you would only use when speaking to an Okie.

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    #14

    Nature Is Amazing. Here's An Image Of The Carina Nebula From The James Webb Space Telescope — It Matches The Eastern Coast Of Algeria

    Space nebula with star formations above a satellite image of a coastal region showing land and water geography maps.

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    Serial pacifist
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just leaving a comment for a lonely nebula with no comments ❤️

    Lukas (he/him, it/its)
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is also a Windows lockscreen background- I actually changed mine from the slideshow to be just this image because it's pretty and I like stars

    Toika Gao
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    James Webb was an A S S H O L E. Learn about him.

    #15

    How To Build A T-Rex

    Humorous world map showing continents reshaped as parts of a dinosaur, illustrating funny maps for geography humor.

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    People’s attention spans are short enough as they are right now. Based on recent research, the average person spends just 47 seconds using an electronic device before shifting their focus to something else.

    This used to be 2.5 minutes back in the early 2000s.

    So, the competition between digital creators for your attention on social media is even more intense.

    #16

    Countries That Have Eaten Their Prime Minister

    Map of Europe showing which countries have eaten their Prime Minister, highlighted in green, red, and yellow.

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    Phantom Phoenix
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Were the No Data countries unable to answer because there was some doubt? "We ate bits of somebody. Could've been the PM, might not have been."

    Remi (He/Him)
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could be that they've misplaced a prime minister like Australia so you can't be 100% sure

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    Niki
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's always the quiet ones.

    Maartje
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh lol - didn't even know that and I am Dutch

    Verena
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The brothers de Witt were victims of politicians telling lies to the citizens. These politicians belonged to the Orangists. Yes, look it up. Both brothers were acknowledged scientists and economists, too, and had a lot of ideas for supporting the normal folk. This was endangering the monarchy (House of Orange), so the royalists m******d them gruelly.

    October
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the House of Orange is still holds the throne today 😬.

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    Forrest Hobbs
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come on, it was only his liver! - not the entire body. The Nederlanders are civilised - even when it comes to cannibalism. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johan_de_Witt#Death

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    Renay T
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can we eat Trump? Wait, no, too fatty. And food poisoning from all the rotten parts.

    Sharon Kapon
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait what? what does it mean XD

    Jan Rosier
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    whut? From Belgium, ok, we're south of them... but what does this refer to?

    Slapdash1
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wouldn't trust the Swiss though

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    #17

    "Coma" (Medical Term) In European Languages

    Europe map showing countries labeled with coma or sleep in a humorous style, highlighting Poland differently in red.

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    Luke Branwen
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Polish is a fun language - the Polish verb "to look for, search for something" is almost identical to Czech "to f@ck." We're both having a lot of fun with that one.

    setsuriseikou
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, and Polish uroda (beauty) means ugly in Russian

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    Linda van A.
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Dutch word is coma not koma.

    Maria Maria
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wrong. It's not "coma" in lcelandic. Icelandic doesn't even have the letter "c." The Icelandic word for coma is "dauðadá."

    Remi (He/Him)
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Finland is missing the word, but it's just "kooma" to keep with the theme

    JB
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A bad one of those will put you in a coma...

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    Sparky
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Koma koma koma koma koma chameleon.

    Meyrin
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I went into Koma just reading that

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    #18

    Top-Selling Musical Artists From Each English County

    Funny map of England with regions labeled by famous music artists, showcasing a humorous and creative geography twist.

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    wowbagger
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    England has given the world some great music!

    JK
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And some $hït music too - we apologise for those

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    Indi
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aphex Twin? Unexpected. Respect.

    Chewie Baron
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://brilliantmaps.com/music-london/

    Chewie Baron
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bernie Taupin should technically replace Nicola Roberts for Lincolnshire.

    AmazingUsername2008
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Muse is incredible, as are kaiser chiefs

    Miriam Insidecor
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is blowing my mind. And bringing up so many questions.

    Nancy Lynch
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where's Pink Floyd?

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    As per Geography Realm, something to keep in mind when making a map is that you should only picture the area that is relevant to the data.

    That sounds like common sense, but it’s fundamental.

    What's more, any data that you choose to include on the map itself should be relevant. “Cluttering the map with too much background data can lead to excess noise and dilute the actual message of the map.”

    #19

    Europe If Europe Had Colonised Europe

    Europe map with exaggerated and altered country shapes, showing a humorous and unconventional geography perspective.

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    Verena
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    5 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For those who wonder: The lines were decided upon by following longitudes, latitudes, rivers and mountain tops - that one above would have been impossible to do for the surveying techniques of 500 years ago. PS: This is why the USA looks so boxy.

    SouthernGal
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor Italy. I guess they would be Florida.

    El Dee
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But that's the neat thing, Europe DID colonise Europe..

    Cole Earnhart
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those Europeans ruined Europe! 😄

    Abel
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spain there is very similar to the actual map.

    JB
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    5 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Czechia: the Wyoming of Europe.

    JB
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which kinda makes Austria the Oklahoma of Europe.

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    Sharon Kapon
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But...europe definitely colonized Europe and some other countries in the past that are relevant to the present as well

    Tom Brincefield
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They needed to follow an occasional river to cut some populations in half.

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    #20

    If You Laid The Great Wall Of China Around Europe’s Coastline

    Map of Europe with exaggerated red border outlining countries, illustrating a funny and horrible geography map concept.

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    Michael Largey
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    5 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone told a Brit that he could fir=t all of his country in Nebraska. He replied "Yes, but why would I want to?"

    Forrest Hobbs
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whyohwhy downvote a silly joke? If anyone wants to talk about the matter seriously: Nebraska's area is about 200,000 km^2 while the UK's is about 244,000 km^2. The UK's population is about 34 times that of Nebraska. Here in the UK, we have more rain...😁

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    Chuck
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, the silk road project kind of wants to do that.

    White Sauce Hot Sauce
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Eastern flank has been left wide open for the Mongol hordes.

    Lotekguy
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's impressive.

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    #21

    The U.S. Map With Between 3 And 500 Edges

    Series of blue US maps showing distorted shapes with increasing numbers, illustrating funny maps for geography humor.

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    Forrest Hobbs
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is genuinely fascinating. Brilliant.

    Rob Williams
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why you can never accurately measure the border of a country!

    Tim Douglass
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Interesting how by 15 it's quite recognizable and from 60 on is just cleaning up the details, all the important bits are there at that point.

    Marnie
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    #20 looks like "What's happening? Who am I? Why am I here? What's my purpose in life?" then "This is really exciting. I'm dizzy with anticipation! Or is it the wind?"

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    Meanwhile, you should put a lot of care into the symbology of your map. Some of the most important things that affect the readability and message of your map are:

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    #22

    How Hard It Is To Understand Spanish Accents

    Map showing difficulty levels of Spanish language across Latin American countries with color-coded regions and a humor theme.

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    digitalin
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been learning Spanish and a Dominican friend I hadn't seen in a while said I now had a Central American accent! Probably from practicing so much with my friend from El Salvador. It's a very big achievement for me to be able to speak enough to show any accent at all besides struggling American English.

    Atom Bohr
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live in the middle of the Spanish red zone. Even Spaniards from other regions within that red zone complain about the town where I live. I'm leaving soon, after 10 years here, and I still barely understood my neighbour yesterday. I have no problem with people from other towns, but here... I can generally understand women and younger men, but men over 50? Nope...

    Mrx Mrx
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brazilian Spanish is definitely the hardest.

    Cristi nah
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I doubt Chilean accent is worse than Andalusian (I am Andalusian)

    BeesEelsAndPups
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, but Chilenos are still easier than Cubans and Puerto Ricans. Also Mexicans really depends on which parts, having spent years there the accents vary quite a bit. And I withhold my opinions on uruguaianos and argentinos as they are the Spanish speakers I'm most used to hearing. I find the Argentinian accent to be very s**y.

    Janissary35680
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Elsewhere in BP today is a meme that goes "Being fluent in Spanish is all fun and games until you're put in a professional setting and all you know is Spanish del barrio."

    Janissary35680
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    5 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When we practice-taught ELT in Mexico for two weeks in the late 60s, some students during a break were laughing themselves silly while a class clown entertained them. I asked and they explained he was telling jokes with a hyper-Castilian accent.

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    #23

    The Country Each European Nation Jokes About Most

    Map of Europe showing which countries Europeans joke about most with country flags overlaid humorously.

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    Piwakawaka
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually ths must be old. Nowadays they would all have the US flag.

    Alisha Brun
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I double checked the title, maybe it's other European countries European countries joke about most. Kinda wordy.

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    Extinct Animal
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I refuse to accept that the UK isn't France...

    Apatheist Account2
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come on, we've been telling Irish jokes for decades. Not so much these 'woke' days though. We're more likely to joke about the USA at the moment.

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    Surly Scot
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Scots joke about the English, not the Irish, they're our Gaelic cousins.

    jumptohyper
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    5 months ago

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    Never heard a joke about England in my life and i'm not anyone's Gaelic cousin.

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    SouthernGal
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an American, I thought we were the one all other countries were laughing about now thanks to Cheeto.

    Saint_Zipcodus
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm on a mission to singlehandedly make Switzerland one of the most joked about countries on the continent

    Jan Rosier
    Community Member
    5 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tiens, voila du boudin... Pour les Belges, y’en a plus, pour les Belges, y’en a plus, Ce sont des tireurs au cul. We hav it rough, yes.

    Toothless Feline
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Interesting how many reciprocal pairings there are here.

    Lene
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Any Icelandic folks here wanting to inform me what you say about Danes? That we speak like we have potatoes in our mouths? Or that we swear a lot? Something else? *currious*

    Tom Brincefield
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently Belarus doesn't have a sense of humor.

    Chewie Baron
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Since when does Hungary joke about the Scots?

    zerofoxgiven
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a Hungarian: I heard tons of Scottish jokes in my lifetime, so the answer to your question is: at least 30 years. But yeah, Scotland wouldn't be my first guess.

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    #24

    Countries Where The National Anthem Mentions Blood

    World map highlighting countries in red with a focus on funny and unusual geography maps for visual humor and interest.

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    Verena
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It can be harmless. The Dutch one "I am from German blood" = the ancestors of Willem I were German

    Alexia
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same for Romanian anthem, it says "Roman blood flows in our veins" (referring to ancient Rome, it also mentions emperor Trajan); the rest of the lyrics though are not that harmless though :)

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    ƒιѕн
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure how many people really know that The Star Spangled Banner actually has 4 verses. https://amhistory.si.edu/starspangledbanner/the-lyrics.aspx

    The Darkest Timeline
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hardly anyone. I bet fewer than a handful of people know the words to each verse.

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    Rick Murray
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    French? Hoo boy. 😳 French and translation: https://www.thoughtco.com/la-marseillaise-frances-national-anthem-4080565

    SchadenFreudian Psychology
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Allons enfants de la patrie….something something….blood running in the gutters?

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    omartus
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The old version of the Argentine anthem named it, the current version doesnt.

    Tussilago
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am a bit intrigued that Sweden is mentioned in Polands anthem

    Dave Van Beurden
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Germany and Spain are mentioned in the Dutch one

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    OneHappyPuppy
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ever heard the Turkish national anthem? I've read it's brutal

    Rick Murray
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    American: "Their blood has washed out their foul footsteps' pollution!" Pretty interesting lyrics, and if I remember correctly it was an attack by the British from a ship that was comically awful and useless and failed in every conceivable way. Yay us! (slow hand clap)

    Nathan Shipman
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uhhhhhhhhhhhh, the American National Anthem does NOT mention blood!

    Sharon Kapon
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And there people are scolding Israel, but we dont have any blood in our Anthem

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    ‘Terrible Maps’ has become so popular that Howe even ended up publishing a book—‘Terrible Maps: The stupidly funny illustrated gift book perfect for geography lovers’—full of the most hilarious ones he’s crafted. According to the author, the book is a celebration of “pointless cartography in all its glory.”

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    #25

    2,066 Americans Were Asked To Locate Ukraine On A Map

    Worldwide map showing population density with humorous color patterns highlighting Europe and Asia regions.

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    Niki
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Screams in geography teacher*

    Rick Murray
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Five* in the US? You think if Russia is bombing Ohio (or wherever that is) then it might be a bit of a bigger deal?

    Mreoww
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somebody give me a bandage. I’m gonna go bang my head on something,

    Winnie the Moo
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how some thought Ukraine is in their own fckng country 🙃

    The Darkest Timeline
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All of the idiots that missed now work for the Trump admin. Being proudly illiterate and having no desire to learn is a job requirement.

    Robert T
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least 500 of them couldn't find their backside with both hands!

    Piwakawaka
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like all the dots in the oceans.

    Sapna Sarfare
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sure, its near Indore in Madhya Pradesh but has more in common with Lucknow in Uttar Pradaesh and Bandhavagadh in Rajasthan

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    #26

    Europe If Sea Levels Went Up 100m

    Map of Europe with country borders outlined, part of a collection of horrible but funny maps for geography humor.

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    Schnitzel
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm in Stockholm so I'm screwed :-/

    Remi (He/Him)
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Helsinki so we'll both need some swimming lessons

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    Miki
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    5 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hmm sooo at least Slovakia has finally access to "sea". Sorry Czech :D

    Ellinor
    Community Member
    5 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well I better get some thalassophobia managing lessons...

    Pernille
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yay, I'll have a view of the mountains to the south and the sea to the east, my house will double in value.

    Rick Murray
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's me screwed then, I'm at 85m.

    Schnitzel
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah. I'll be 100 m deep in it. Time to learn to snorkel I guess!

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    JB
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Europe on ozempic

    Rick Murray
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can play with this at https://www.floodmap.net/ -100m and the UK rejoins the EU whether it likes it or not, and +500m and most of the EU (and the right half of the US) is wiped out.

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    #27

    Countries Where It's Illegal To Pee In The Sea

    Map of Europe with Portugal highlighted in red, showcasing a funny and horrible map style not found in typical geography books.

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    Mel in Georgia
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly how would they know?

    Piwakawaka
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They use that blue dye, like swimming pools.

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    Kira Okah
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not, myth - https://postal.pt/nacional/especialista-em-viagens-inglesa-mente-sobre-habito-que-pode-custar-750e-a-turistas/ (in Portuguese, if my reading is correct, "currently no specific regulations on this practice in Portugal")

    Pamina
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not true and never was. I'm Portuguese living in Portugal, and I can assure that was a lie a British "travel specialist" fabricated.

    Atom Bohr
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're not allowed to pee in the sea on the Costa del sol in the south of Spain, and I think it applies all over Spain

    Rick Murray
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Makes you wonder why this law was enacted.

    Pernille
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be able to fine stupid British lads having a pissing contest while on a stag do at Algarve!

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    The ‘Terrible Maps’ project has seen incredible success over the years. For example, on Facebook alone, the project’s account has garnered 1.2 million followers and 882k likes.

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    #28

    San Diego Looks Like A Flooded Melbourne

    Side-by-side maps of Melbourne and San Diego highlighting funny differences in geography and layout.

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    5 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The best thing about San Diego County is that humidity is illegal there.

    Mike F
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We could easily send ours your way when we get to the "corn sweat" season.

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    #29

    European Places With More Sheep Than People

    Europe map with sheep icons humorously added in specific countries, illustrating a funny and horrible map concept.

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    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many fenced in fields full of sheep can I see looking out of the nearest window...10, maybe 14, pain to see stuff on that hill, guessing from patches of white vs green. Most of the area is houses but this town definitely has more sheep in its boundaries than people. Wales, btw, lots of sheep indeed.

    #30

    Mapping Spanish Stereotypes

    Humorous map of Spain with funny and horrible regional stereotypes not found in geography books.

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    #31

    Prisoners Per 100,000 People

    Color-coded world map showing prison population per 100,000 people, highlighting unusual and funny geographic data visualization.

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    Billy Peters
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now this is a good one! China 100-150 lol. Oh yeah, and Australia!

    Forrest Hobbs
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, it's only the white fellas who count as prisoners in Oz - the black fellas belong there. 😉 (yes I know modern Australia is nothing like that)

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    Slapdash1
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The laaaand of the freeeee

    Niki
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, Russia and the US were bound to have something similar here.

    Lotekguy
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    USA! USA! still leading the world in something other than defense spending.

    Miki
    Community Member
    5 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Australia, wtf :D:D or is it a teasing that Australia uesd to be prison island?

    Ingrid Smith
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Australia was made up of prisoners

    Nina
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Map doesn't seem entirely up to date with Australia 😅

    Cydney Golden
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If prisons are for profit they will be crowded...America.

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    " Australia as of June 2024, the imprisonment rate was 208 prisoners per 100,000 adult population"

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just don't ask what percentage are Indigenous...

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    #32

    Countries Mentioned In The Bible vs. % Of Population Practising Christianity

    World maps showing regions in red and shades of blue depicting population percentages of Christians across different countries.

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Few countries are mentioned in "Pride and Prejudice", but it's still a great book.

    Atom Bohr
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But it hasn't caused suffering everywhere it went

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    Shane S
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s almost like the writers of the Bible had no knowledge of the world beyond the ancient world. Hmmmmm.

    JB
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You'd think with all the airplanes they had, they'd have travelled more!

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    David
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is incorrect. The Bible mentions several lands not on here, such as one of the nations mentioned was the land of the Scythians (Russia), a names beleived to be China is mentioned, Germany (or at least the Rhineland is mentioned), as well as other places. Bible mentions the names of many places, that in ancient times were the Hebrew names for places we know by different names today.

    Kit Black
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is seriously out of date

    Wild Cream
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah Canada should be one shade lighter now, this must be older data

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    Hugo
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it should say "nominally Christian". The proportion who go to church each Sunday must be much lower.

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    #33

    Map Showing The Hairiest Countries In The World

    World map showing frequency of male androgenic hair among indigenous populations with varying red shades for concentration levels.

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    Niki
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolutely hair-raising, I tell you.

    Piwakawaka
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NZ is missing again. No hair here then.

    Abel
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am the Spaniard exception that confirms it. My a*s is a*s hairless as a baby one. Do you want a pic of proof? I can show...

    Ellinor
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd really love to know why

    Wild Cream
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tried to google it and didn’t get very far: While some populations in hotter regions tend to be hairier than others (e.g., those of Mediterranean or Middle Eastern descent), it's not necessarily a direct adaptation to the heat. Factors like genetic drift and founder effects can also play a role in the distribution of hairiness across populations.

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    JB
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Notice how the PNW is hairier than the rest of North America - it's because Bigfoot lives there!

    Heir of Durin
    Community Member
    4 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What’s going on in the Seattle and Vancouver areas? 😂

    Mary Kelly
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    there is a reason the directions for most depilatories, waxing kits, and bleaches include an arabic set of instructions...my syrain arms can attest

    Toika Gao
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mm! Turkey and Italy... here I go!!

    Richard Henderson
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny that hotter countries have hairier people.

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    #34

    Map Of Countries That Lost Both World Wars

    Map of Europe highlighting Germany, Hungary, and Bulgaria in red, part of funny maps collection for humorous geography insights.

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would include Austria and give Italy an option.

    Gavin Johnson
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Austria yes as they were Austria-Hungary but Italy were on their own side during WWI and didn’t align with the ‘losing’ side.

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    Slapdash1
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hungary always cracks me up with their high and mighty posturing and then choosing the worst possible choice every d!mn time

    zerofoxgiven
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, just look at our current government...

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    Renay T
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agree Austria should be there. Hitler wouldn't exist without that country.

    Sharon Kapon
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What?? whole Europe lost in the was at least second war, and only England got to stand against Germany. This s very not accurate

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    #35

    Dividing The World By Nearest Australian Capital City

    World map with distorted city names and red curved shipping routes, a funny and horrible geography map illustration.

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    Pandemonium
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From among these wonderfully useless maps, I think this one might be the uselessest.

    PeepPeep the duck
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not for me, I hate flying and travel all over Aus, I’d be very smart to go to Perth again for the Egypt trips 😂 saving at least 4-6 hours

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    Toothless Feline
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor Adelaide. Its zone barely gets off the continent. (I’d mention the two even smaller ones next to it, but they’re too small to read in this image, and I’m too lazy to go look them up right now.)

    #36

    U.S. States, But With Some Letters Missing For Your Amusement

    Funny map of the United States with humorous state name variations, showcasing a quirky geography map concept.

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    kiteman
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not Carl! That is the best

    Mother of Giants
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like this. I'm going to say I'm from OW from now on 🤣🤣

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Missed some censoring... 😅

    Ugh, do I have to?
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If we were taught these maps in school instead...

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    #37

    The Nearest Country To Each Portuguese Region

    Map humor showing the country of Spain distorted with exaggerated borders in a funny geography illustration.

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    Niki
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Telenovella shocked face!*

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    #38

    Public Toilets In The United Kingdom In 1540

    Vintage style funny map showing public toilets locations in the United Kingdom in 1540 as a humorous geography map.

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    Gabby Ghoul
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, when did Wales leave Ireland?

    Sharon Kapon
    Community Member
    4 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You meant- since when they leaved England

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    Apatheist Account2
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    5 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In 1540, England and Wales were one, Ireland was one country (with Henry VIII as king, but not a separate north), and Scotland was entirely separate. As for public toilets - they were the streets. It's not as if we have flushing toilets and an extensive sewer system.

    Forrest Hobbs
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apatheist Account2: in 1540 Britain and Ireland, almost everyone lived outside towns and cities. Why use the street when you've got all those fields and hedgerows?

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    Forrest Hobbs
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This must be some sort of joke, but I have no idea what the point is. Has anyone got a clue?

    James Twong
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The United Kingdom didn't exist in 1540.

    FreeTheUnicorn
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Irish would have been so mad when they first had to go to Wales, and then found no toilets!

    Robert T
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems strangely biased to the East. And not one in my home town despite the socking great castle!

    Jeff Hunt
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wasn’t where you were standing a public toilet in 1540’s England?

    Forrest Hobbs
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jeff Hunt: yes, quite right. Perhaps the dots correspond to chartered towns? I spy one which might be Liverpool (1207): https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_Liverpool#Origins_of_the_town. But surely Exeter and Plymouth would show up if that were the case? 🤷

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    #39

    South Korea Takes The Idea Of Political Left vs. Right Very Seriously (2025 South Korean Presidential Election Results)

    Humorous map of South Korea with regions marked in blue and red illustrating funny geography concepts.

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    XenoMurph
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So the people on the right vote left, and the people on the left vote right? So they are the perfect centreist country?

    Min
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're assuming blue = right and red = left. Not every country does it that way. The US is the opposite, for example.

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    #40

    Europe’s Most Famous Composers

    Map of Europe with portraits of famous composers humorously placed according to their countries in funny maps collection.

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    Apatheist Account2
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is fairly meaningless if you don't know who they are. Most are rather more famous for their sound than their image.

    Galita
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Austria: W.A. Mozart Ukraine: Myikola Lysenko. Italy: A. Vivaldi? France: Debussy. Finland: J Sebelius Poland: F. Chopin. USSR: Tchaikovsky Rumania: George Enesco. Spain: Pablo de Sarasate (a violinist, not composer) a head scratcher on this list, really.

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    Virginie Michaud
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Vivaldi in Italy, Bach in Germany, Debussy in France...

    omartus
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just know Mozart, Bach and Chopin faces...

    The Darkest Timeline
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I recognize Bach, Mozart, and Tchaikovsky

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    #41

    European Countries And Their National Animals

    Map of Europe featuring animals representing different countries in a funny and unusual geography map style.

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    Rick Murray
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    British bulldog? Excuse me: English lion, Welsh dragon, Scottish unicorn.

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wrong animal i sweden.. European Moose, Alces alces.

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    Tim Gibbs
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why don’t I see a dragon 🐉 for Wales 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 and a unicorn 🦄 for Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿?

    Ellinor
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our animal may not be menacing or imposing, but Roosters are still worthy !

    Rick Murray
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Annoy a chicken and you'll quickly learn that the beak is a finely honed weapon.

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    Mel in Georgia
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see you, Algeria - would so love to have the Fennec fox as a national animal!

    Michelle Pitsiokos
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I woild love to have a poster size of this!

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    Glix Drap
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You missed the unicorn off Scotland.

    Alexia
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lynx is the unofficial symbol animal for Romania; however, brown bear might also compete for this place, considering the huge number of these animals (largest in Europe)

    Michelle Pitsiokos
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Australia...where every animal will bite, chew, or squeeze you!

    Nikolka
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Czech Republic is funny. Lion, we don't have them here, our most dangerous and vicious predator is CAT!!!

    Winnie the Moo
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, the Dutch national animal is the lion, not the Grutto (though it is the national bird)

    Saint_Zipcodus
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd be so proud to have a fennec fox as my national animal

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    #42

    States That Are Clearly In The Midwest

    Map of the United States showing states marked as not sure if they belong to the Midwest in a funny geography map.

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    Mel in Georgia
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TBF, the states that were considered Midwest before the country expanded westward were definitely toward the east. (Ohio, Indiana, Missouri, Iowa ...)

    Spacey Stacey
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The whole time I was growing up, I was told that Oklahoma was in the Midwest region of the USA and now it's referred to as being part of the south? Who knows?

    SouthernGal
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What? Oklahoma is definitely not part of the south. I’m an expert, you know.

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    sofacushionfort
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    5 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    FTR: states between the Appalachians and the Rockies, and weren’t in the Confederacy (Oklahoma was very much Confederate-allied Cherokee, so no Midwest for you!)

    Lotekguy
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't Hawaii make everywhere else the Far East?

    Michael Largey
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    5 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Indiana is the northernmost southern state. (I know - I live there.)

    Savannah greenleaf
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    Marnie
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do people outside Minnesota consider it Midwest? We all say we're in the Midwest, but I think we should just start calling it the mid north.

    Renay T
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Missouri is in the Midwest. Live there.

    Robert Trebor
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My earliest Dutch ancestor in one line in New Amsterdam was one of the first to explore the frontier: Oneida Lake, halfway across modern upstate New York.

    Joanne Hicks
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm so old that I was taught in school that Nebraska was part of the North Central State Region.

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    #43

    Average Size Of A Pizza

    Map showing average pizza size across Italy's provinces using colored circles, a funny and unusual geography map.

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    Linda van A.
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now the average size of a pizza in de USA.

    XenoMurph
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that's supposed to be a map of Italy, those are HUGE

    Verena
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Small can be tastier than big

    #44

    Road Trip, Anyone?

    Map showing a 4,731-mile route across the US and Canada including unusual place names Pee Pee Creek and Pee Pee Island.

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    Skara Brae
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The one on the left is P o o P o o Point, an outcrop on Tiger Mountain near Issaquah, Washington (state). It's a popular spot for hang gliders to jump from. https://www.wta.org/go-hiking/trip-reports/trip_report.2015-03-04.7676213335

    Mel in Georgia
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As long as you're not restricted to go only at the relevant stops, this would be a nice drive!

    Lotekguy
    Community Member
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the one on the west coast is PooPoo Point, that leaves us pee pee pointless

    Elizabeth Anderson
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always nice to see someone have a reason to drive through my home state of North Dakota. Not much reason to drive to or through us.

    Tom Brincefield
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Theodore Roosevelt National Park is one of the most beautiful parks in the NPS. I've made detours on road trips twice to go back.

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    Chuck
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once I figure out the starting point, I'm there!

    Sharon Kapon
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Woowww! Though I think it's fun if you do it right

    Wild Cream
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol my friend is always going on about his trip to Phi Phi Island in Thailand (the H is silent haha), that could be a 3rd destination

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    #45

    Eurovision: The Country Each Nation Received The Most Points From Over The Last 20 Year

    Map of Europe with countries filled in by different national flags in a funny and unusual geography map style.

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    Julie S
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When Abba won Eurovision how many points did the UK give them? Nul points.

    Sharon Kapon
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You forgot Israel but we won lots of time even this year big time

    Rob Erlich
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We all see you, Greece and Cyprus.

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    #46

    Map Of The Shrek Republic

    Map of Central Europe altered to resemble Shrek with text Shrek Republic, funny and horrible map concept.

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    #47

    Believe It Or Not, Portugal Is Actually Smaller Than Spain

    Funny map comparing Spain's size to Michigan, highlighting humorous and unusual geography differences.

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    Atom Bohr
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What? Who was doubting that?

    Sharon Kapon
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, do you also think that Netherlands is smaller than France? hahah lol

    #48

    How Many Skyscrapers Are In Each Us State

    Map showing the number of skyscrapers by US state, highlighting states with over 100 skyscrapers in dark brown.

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    Mjskywalk
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are only 2 escalators in the entire state of Wyoming.

    Paul Sloan
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is considered a “skyscraper”?

    Holly Marley
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For this map it is 500 ft, or 152 meters and taller, which is about 40 to 50 floors

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    Mel in Georgia
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is actually interesting!

    Toothless Feline
    Community Member
    5 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My question is, how many of the ones in New York are outside NYC? Likewise, how many in Illinois are outside Chicago?

    Renay T
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All our skyscrapers are in STL or KC.

    Michael MacKinnon
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Everythin's up to date in Kansas City...."

    Hugo
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    about as high as a building oughta grow

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    #49

    France Pizza Map

    Heat map showing median income distribution across French communes in 2015 with varying income levels highlighted in shades.

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    Multa Nocte
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My region of France is dark red and it's amazingly true how much pizza is sold here. I would never have believed it.

    Pernille
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm in a grey zone, our parallel economy is strong here, I pay 4 eggs and a bottle of pinard for a pizza.

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    #50

    Really Pleased With My New IKEA Globe That Shows Earth At Night Time

    Black globe with no visible map details displayed on a table with bed textiles and dishware nearby.

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    #51

    Interestingly, Egypt Is Smaller Than The United States, Russia, And China Combined

    Color-coded world map showing different countries for funny maps related to geography and humor.

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    #52

    Would It Be Socially Acceptable To Name Your Child After This State?

    US map color-coded with categories from acceptable to w*f, illustrating humorous and unusual geographic distinctions.

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    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd like to introduce my sister-daughter, Kentucky.

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like naming your daughter "I-da-ho" would be a bad idea.

    Chuck
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My parents would have been gone a lot sooner once I discovered that I was named after Iowa.

    Catlady6000
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was actually named after thecstate of Florida, sort of. It's where I was conceived. So there's that....

    Tango Wox
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't name your kid South Dakota

    Elizabeth Anderson
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or North Dakota. But simple Dakota is a nice gender neutral name, I think.

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    #53

    If You're Asked To "Put Your Hands Up" And You're Not Sure Why

    Venn diagram humorously categorizing people who say put your hands up, combining bank robbers, preachers, DJs, cops, and rollercoasters.

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    #54

    Scandinavia Swapped With The Mediterranean

    Satellite view of Europe highlighting geographical features in a funny and horrible maps collection for geography enthusiasts.

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    Niki
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, it opens up the upper floors a bit.

    Gavin Johnson
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m imagining a load of saunas that are derelict and a huge number of outdoor cafes that have no custom.

    Hugo
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you do that?

    Miki
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey! Give us back the Bay of Gdańsk.

    #55

    Us States If They Were All Named Like West Virginia

    Map of the US showing states humorously renamed variants of Virginia in a funny and horrible geography-themed map.

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    Piwakawaka
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now do the world if all named like New Zealand's islands.

    #56

    Distribution Of Lighthouses In Africa

    Map of African countries showing those with and without lighthouses as a funny map not found in geography books.

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    Auntriarch
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did nobody ask eSwatini and Lesotho? Or did they assume they were lakes

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    #57

    The Top 5 States In India

    Map of India highlighting the top 5 states in blue with humorous and unusual geographical presentation.

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    Ace
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Top of the picture.

    Chuck
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Top 5" in what regard?

    David Morgan
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A joke about them being at the 'top' of the map.

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    #58

    World Map According To The Brazilian Government

    Inverted world map with countries labeled, showing a humorous and unusual geography perspective for funny maps.

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    #59

    Map Of Dandelion Distribution In The UK

    Map of the United Kingdom showing likelihood levels in different regions with color-coded legend in a funny geography map style.

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    #60

    Europe With Every Island And Peninsula Removed... Except Cyprus

    Satellite view of a geographical region showing green landscapes and water bodies, illustrating funny maps for humor and geography.

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    panther
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why not Cyprus? Why is it so special?

    Jihana
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Geographically it's not European but Asian.

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    #61

    Map Showing The Average Number Of Bowel Movements Per Week

    Map showing average number of bowel movements per week across Europe with color-coded data and country labels.

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    Chuck
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Italy, are you OK?

    Ace
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, I absolutley refuse to believe this one. Nobody is sh1tting six or seven times a day.

    Luke Branwen
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm more concerned about those who sh!t once every ~4 days. Each session must be like unleashing a weapon of mass destruction.

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    Extinct Animal
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How can you even make time to go and s**t 30+ times in a week... Wtf are people eating.

    Catlady6000
    Community Member
    5 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I thought the U.S. was full of...

    MeowZedong
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    North Macedonia poops once a week? They need more Italion food.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought that Taco Bell was Mexican, not Spanish.

    Batwench
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think after looking at this map, my IBS should stand for Italian Bowel Syndrome.

    Miki
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what...... the.....s**t :D i will not accept that map as real. are the western europeans on laxatives or what?:D

    Verena
    Community Member
    5 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The more fibre = the more healthy food = the more bowel movements. If your food is mainly meat/fish/fast food based, you have less active bowels, which is not good, because the "waste ejection department" of your body cannot do its job properly.

    Mel in Georgia
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like Italy is the shi ttiest European country. (Actually, Italy is my favorite European country.)

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    #62

    How Far Are You From India, Measured In Units Of India?

    World map showing distance zones from India using color-coded layers in a humorous and unusual geography map style.

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    #63

    Eye Colour Of Us Governors

    US map with states colored brown, blue, and green illustrating a funny and unusual geography map concept.

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    Hugo
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perverse as only the USA can be!

    #64

    Which Way Do Windows Open In Europe?

    Map of Europe showing window opening directions by country, a funny map illustrating cultural differences in a geography context.

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    Verena
    Community Member
    5 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the Netherlands windows of houses usually open outward (unless built after 2000). It really annoyed me after moving from Germany (for work) some 30 years ago. It requires a glass cleaner with a long stick - either a human one, dropping by once a month or a trip to the DIY-shop and some lessons in ladder artistics. The reason: In a windy and rainy country you very quickly learn the advantages of a window blown shut instead of open.

    Madeleine Ran
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our windows go inwards? (Sweden)

    spacer
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    most newer windows go outwards but we really have a mix of both

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    Hugo
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Typically windows in Germany open inwards on hinges at the side or tip on hinges at the bottom, depending on how the catch is turned.

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    #65

    The Most Commonly Spoken Language Besides Spanish In Each State

    Funny map of the United States showing the entire country labeled as English in a humorous geography illustration.

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    Gavin Johnson
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You say English but as a speaker of the Queen’s English, or is it King’s English now, I can assure you that some areas use a very loose approximation of ‘English’.

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    #66

    Burn It With Fire

    Humorous maps showing distorted US states renamed Califournia and Fourida as funny geography map examples

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    panther
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One Florida is bad enough the world doesn't need four.

    Cynthia Christie
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's fine, they'll all be underwater in 20 years.

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    Rick Murray
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you squeeze them, does milk come out?

    Saint_Zipcodus
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine the night some people had to come up with this. Need to lay down, getting a second hand hangover

    #67

    Getting His Steps In

    Map showing Bigfoot report locations densely clustered across the United States with icons marking sightings.

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    Niki
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's safe to say he probably doesn't speak French or Spanish, hence the few sightings in Quebec and Mexico.

    Renay T
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chupacabra keeps Bigfoot from going south.

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    Mary Tonningsen
    Community Member
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He sure gets around! Or there are many more of them than ever dreamed of. I think more Big Foot hunting teams are needed - STAT! As a Californian, I'm a bit concerned about this.

    #68

    Map Showing The Australo-Hungarian Empire In 1783

    Map showing a humorous and historical version of the Austro-Hungarian Empire with funny regional labels.

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    Miki
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    muricans will believe thats true :D

    Forrest Hobbs
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously this is a joke, but I don't get it. Can anyone explain?

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    #69

    Most Frequently Used Words In Dating Profiles, By State

    Map of the United States with a large black letter I and a small green Idaho labeled the word the, a funny map concept.

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    #70

    Can You Legally Own A Monkey?

    Map of North America showing gun law restrictions by state with color codes for no restriction, permit required, partial ban, and full ban.

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    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can you own a monkey? Varies by state. *Should* you own a monkey? No, everywhere.

    Multa Nocte
    Community Member
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you rest the cursor over this map it discusses gun law restrictions by state.

    Niki
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see. This explains a lot.

    Mel in Georgia
    Community Member
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    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank the gods my state bans it. Monkeys are interesting, but I hate them outside their natural habitat. Permanent, destructive toddlers.

    Mary Tonningsen
    Community Member
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's concerning there's not an outright ban in every state! My Country is more F'd up than I thought. :(

    Jnausicaa
    Community Member
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ontario. Makes sense.

    Renay T
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, monkeys are seen on shoulders in grocery stores. The stores in Missouri all let pets in if they're cute, in a cart or purse, or exotic. A lady brought a wallaby in when I worked at Lowe's.

    #71

    European Countries With Names Ending In ‘Ia’

    Map of Europe highlighting several countries in orange, featured in funny maps not found in geography books.

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    Pernille
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Italia? Shouldn't the headline be English names that ends in 'ia'

    #72

    The Us, China, India, Canada, Brazil, And Australia Can Fit Inside Europe

    Map overlay comparing Europe with Russia in a colorful, humorous style showing size differences and borders.

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    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Australia is not that kind of country. Or at least take us out to dinner first.

    Niki
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like they may have gotten this one the wrong way around...

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    #73

    Europe’s Most Famous Leaders

    Europe map collage filled with historical figures and a cartoon character illustrating funny maps concept.

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    MoBeLa
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Germany had a more famous one, but I’m glad they left him off the map.

    Ellinor
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry, what ? Why do we have a cartoon character and who is it ?

    Ace
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And why is anyone critiquing the accuracy of the others without even mentioning France?

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    Forrest Hobbs
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mmm... If Queen Victoria is the one for Great Britain, she should cover Ireland too (sorry, just history). If Ireland gets a separate listing, surely Wales and Scotland should too? (and England).

    Tim Gibbs
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would say Elizabeth II for the U.K.

    Miki
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i bet Romania is not happy with the choice :D

    Rick Murray
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Umm, is that Joan d'Arc as a *cartoon*? 🤷🏻‍♀️ You'd have thought maybe Napoleon or De Gaulle or something...

    Richard Henderson
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a French joke/joke for French people. She’s from a famous and well loved cartoon, probably the leader of the group of characters. Maybe like if Leonardo (the ninja turtle) was shown for the USA.

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    #74

    Seems Legit

    Map showing America's UFO sightings by state and hour, highlighting peak times and regional sighting rates from 2000 to 2014.

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    #75

    Participants Were Asked To Find Iran On A Map

    Map showing incorrect and correct placements of Iran with data points highlighting geography mistakes and accuracy in identification.

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    #76

    Here’s A Map You Didn’t Know You Needed

    Map showing nearest major U.S. cities to different global regions in a funny geography-themed illustration.

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    PattonPawter
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sooo what about that point in the middle of India?

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    #77

    Is Your Country Closer To South Africa Or Lesotho?

    World map highlighting countries closer to South Africa or Lesotho in a funny and unusual geography map style.

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    Jaya
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hey Lesotho, who are your neighbours?" - 'What do you mean neighbourS, plural?'

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    #78

    A Useful Map For New Yorkers In La

    Map humor showing mislabeled boroughs of New York overlaying a Los Angeles map in funny geography maps collection

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    #79

    Without Touching A Single Piece Of Land, You Can Sail From India To The USA In A Completely Straight Line

    Unusual world map showing a long, convoluted shipping route between two distant points, a funny geography map example.

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    KnightOwl86
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Weirdest looking 'straight' line I've ever seen..

    ƒιѕн
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This makes more sense when looked at on a globe. Really shows how much the mercator projection is skewed. Get a globe and a piece of string.

    #80

    I Enjoyed My Secondment Last Month

    Map showing the top 10 most visited cities in Europe with visitor numbers, featured in funny and horrible maps collection.

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    Ace
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only way to make any sense of this would be to assume that the cities mentioned are those most visited by the population of the countries they;re pinned to. Then ignore the rankings or whatever the number prefix are supposed to be.

    Richard Henderson
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, this map is a f****n’ mess. Where are the people going to London coming from? Wales? There aren’t 20m people there.

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    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So London has moved to Gloucestershire. I thought it was getting a bit crowded.

    Forrest Hobbs
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think more important questions are is Rome apparently in France? Or maybe Spain? And Paris occupying the entire island of Ireland? Then we get on to the famous North African cities of Barcelona and Milan... 🤣

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