20 Popular Survival Myths That Not Only Are Wrong But Also Dangerous, Shared By People On Twitter
Even an optimist has to agree that every day that you are alive, there is a possibility, even if it’s small and almost invisible, that something bad can happen to you. Even if you don’t leave home or don’t even get up from your bed. The chances are low, but never zero.
Because you live without thinking about it every day, you might not know how you could protect yourself from these dangers. On the other hand, you might have read some tips, but never actually had to apply them, so you don’t know if they are even valid.
To clear up the air on the topic, the popular Twitter account UberFacts that now has a following of 13.6M people asked “What's a popular survival myth that's actually wrong and could possibly get you killed” and let’s take a look at what knowledge people shared.
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LOL! The In-Laws with Alan Arkin and Peter Falk! What a classic!
Load More Replies...You should be compliant with demands until they want to take you somewhere else. At that point, you're dead either way
Well, you have a much better chance of survival if you try to get away from them (run, yell, fight etc) before they take you somewhere. So I wouldn't say you're dead either way.
Load More Replies...I would rather die on the spot then be taken to a second location, raped, tortured and killed anyway.
I've told my family that for years. I'd rather you find my body in the street than never find me because I was taken somewhere else and dumped, too.
Load More Replies...It's amazing, that there are people in other states (mainly in the US, I suppose), who see a serious chance that this could really happen to them. Back here in good old Germany that's more a kind of "What would you do, when you're walking in the dessert and a lion attacks you?"-thing. When here someone with a gun demands you to go with them, chances are high, that they are police officers...
It's not that common but it does happen and the media publicizes it.
Load More Replies...Anyone else terrified of being taken to a secondary location?
Load More Replies...I've always told my kids to drop, go limp, become dead weight. If they tell you to be quiet, be loud. If you don't actually see a weapon, through their pocket, it's possible they may not have one. (On a rare occasion maybe.) But if that crazy person says they'll hurt them if they make a noise, so what. Chances are it will be on camera and there could be witnesses. If you're quiet, and leave with the crazy, probably less witnesses and harder to find you or prove what happened. Note- I don't want my kids or anyone hurt, but if it's going to happen before they can be taken, I'd think they have better chances of survival that if they went with bad guy.
UberFacts is a Twitter account focused on interesting facts that satisfy our curiosity and the need to know random things about the world that aren’t really useful, but just cool. This time they asked a question that made people share facts that are actually quite useful.
People took the opportunity to let out their frustration about misconceptions on how to survive dangerous situations because unnoticeably, they have become the truth even though they are myths.
Only honk at a moose if you're a Canada goose. I feel like that face off would be a toss up.
Many years ago I was stationed at Loring Air Force Base, Maine. (That base is now closed). One time there was a huge male moose on the runway. One of the base police driving an SUV-type vehicle decided to honk the horn at the moose to get it to move. The moose used its antlers to flip the vehicle over. I was working in an aircraft hanger and went outside just seconds after this happened. The moose was walking away, and I swear he had a satisfied smirk on his face.
Pet goose. Picked a fight with a moose. Cheese. Stiff breeze. Watch out there are 10 bees.
Deer knock cars off the road and I've heard of them jumping through windshields. Moose are MUCH larger. They get the right of way.
If you see a moose in the ditch when you're driving it will probably come on the road when it hears you coming. As previously stated they are very territorial.
I looked it up, the last "moose derailing train" story I could find was from 2006 in Norway. They get hit by trains a lot, it seems. Poor moose. moose-636d...3-jpeg.jpg
I wonder if that's in part due to their tendency to refuse to give up ground. I admire their bravery and self esteem but it's so unfortunate if it makes moose-train collisions more likely.
Load More Replies...Ha ha that’s cute let’s see how they sing when their jewels are ripped off by the chimp
Lol reminds me of. Sure, a shark can swim faster than me, but I am way faster than a shark running on land. So it really just comes down to who is the better cyclist.
Load More Replies...I'm pretty sure I could win a fight against my turtle, even if he gets really angry. But if my dog gets rabies or something and attacks me, I'm dead.
Pretty sure I could take my mini-aussie. But my cats would murder me.
Load More Replies......but someone forgot to establish the principle of non-use of weapons. it's possible that humans are unable to eradicate tardigrades.
I feel like the only people that could beat a crocodile are from florida haha
That’s because the USA rates 27th in the world in education. Stop trying to ‘pet’ bison, bears, mountain lions…and no, you can’t win in a fight.
Almost 400 people joined the conversation and many of them mentioned facts related to how to protect yourself from wild animals, which makes sense, as it is a very possible encounter depending on where you live.
They also touched on survival tips during natural disasters, being attacked with a gun or being stranded in the middle of nowhere without supplies.
Jep, makes you think you are warm, but makes you cool out even faster. Very dangerous.
I may be wrong, but I heard that alcohol can raise the temperature of your extremities (arms, legs, fingers, toes), but it lowers your core body temperature. It makes sense because when your arms and legs feel warmer, your body feels warmer even though it's not.
Load More Replies...It causes an increase of blood flow to your extremities so will stave off frost bite but at the cost of lowering your core body temperature. Good idea only if you know you're going to get rescued shortly.
Well, yes and no. It doesnt raise your core temperatures, but can help people survive in cases of people being in extreme freezing temperatures One case was on another thread where a woman was actually frozen and survived and a bug therou was the alcohol in her system helped prevent her organs from freezing. Also, people who had high blood alcohol survived in ship wrecks, even the Titanic, or when being stuck in very cold water.
Alcohol is good coming in from the cold, but bad when in cold temperatures as it allows heat to escape from the body's core and is a depressant.
It does, sorry. It makes frostbite much less likely, and stops shivering (which in turn wastes body energy and is a major step on the way to death). Alcohol doesn't lower your core temperature. And if you've been drinking enough for a long enough time that alcohol is infused within every cell of your body, it greatly reduces cell damage and resulting death should you be so cold that your core temperature does drop. And if all else fails then alcohol is metabolised into heat energy.
It dilate blood vessels allowing more heat to go to extremities. Doesn't change the rate your body generates heat though so if you were already losing heat then you will lose it faster
Load More Replies...Martial arts are always better than not knowing how to defend yourself. Avoiding any fight is a useful skill.
The effective range of a knife is the total length of the attacker's arm and the knife blade.
I studied Kali (Philippine stick & knife fighting) for years after getting a black belt in Shotokan karate. One of the first things I learned from Kali was that in order to defend against a knife, you have to know how to use one. Most martial arts don't study bladed weapons, and teach their defenses incorrectly. My teacher was Rick Faye in Minneapolis, Mn. Google him, he is pretty well known.
I could not agree more. I studied iaido and kendo and would never in a million years ever engage anybody with a knife. I would hightail it out of there and call the cops. I don’t think prole truly understand just how close you have to get to your opponent with a bladed weapon.
Load More Replies...If Martial Arts and self defense were as successful as movies imply, you would 1) See tons of headlines of "person survives attack due to self defense classes" 2) Everyone would take said classes - INCLUDING THE ATTACKERS 3) Nobody would bother attacking with a knife if it puts you in the inferior position
As a former martial artist I could not agree more. You never ever want to get into a knife fight. You run 🏃♀️
Any real black belt would avoid fighting in most situations! -Black Belt/Taekwondo instructor
Such information which turns out to be false is called misinformation and researchers who write the article “The psychological drivers of misinformation belief and its resistance to correction” believe that it is dangerous as it “poses an inevitable challenge for human cognition and social interaction because it is a consequence of the fact that people frequently err and sometimes lie.”
Also, now it’s easier than ever to spread misinformation, whether it’s intentional or not, because of modern technology and its huge reach, as there are 5 billion internet users around the world, which is more than half of the world’s population.
I once watched a squirrel climbing around in a poison ivy vine, eating all the berries. Squirrels can have 'em.
Load More Replies...Adding to this a little bit of knowledge can also be dangerous. Lots of safe wild edible plants have similar lookalikes that are extremely dangerous if misidentified. Wild watercress vs hemlock water dropwort pop to mind as the latter is super poisonous, looks the same (so appears harmless) and can easily be mixed up.
I run into this all the time! I've been studying wild edible plants the best way I knew how literally almost since I could walk. At 36 I still consider myself a novice and a student. Some plants are perfectly safe as a nibble/snack or part of a salad, but will reduce you to violent shakes if you try to make a meal of them (learned that the hard way). Others are only safe after cooking/with multiple boilings and changes of water. Still others are deadly except for one part (say a root or only the stem above ground or only the fully ripe fruit/only the fruit but not the seeds) or only during a certain phase of growth. Still others have common names or misleading names in different regions. (For instance, deadly nightshade [belladonna] will kill you, but black nightshade [solanacea] is a snack.) That's not even mentioning how easily some safe and deadly plants can be confused (hemlock vs. wild carrot). Thinking you'll just live off the land will make people dead!
In survival training during Basic, 40 years ago, I learned one basic rule about this. If you think it's edible, try a tiny bit, see how you feel the next day. If you're okay, try a little more, but only a little. This was from one of those old blue paperback guides from WW2.
I am trying to learn what weeds in my area are edible, which would come in handy in this situation.
I might be wrong but I'm sure I read this was basically said as a psychological thing to stop people panicking.
That - and anything shields better against radiation than any nothing does. Depends highly on the type of ray that is to hit you, with alpha ray being the easiest to block, due to being large particles. Relatively large...
Load More Replies...Actually, it really depends. My job in the Army was to lob nuclear missiles, so I have some knowledge and training. If you are close to ground zero, you are toast no matter what you do, but as you get further away, your chances improve. The desk may protect you from dislodged ceiling material and flying glass. The walls of the classroom may protect you from the radiant heat, assuming the whole school is not pulverized by the blast. In the moment of the explosion, radiation is the least of your problems. After it, you need a mask, PPE, a shoe brush and a clean room to survive. That was my kit. I was underwhelmed, but then I learned their purpose. Let's face it, a nuke just went off nearby. You are having a bad day.
Makes sense. Within a certain radius of a blast, you'd be dead. Outside a certain radius, you'd be fine. Surely there are is a spectrum in the middle where survival is affected by factors, including your surroundings and position.
Load More Replies...Of course not. To protect from a nuclear attack you get into a refrigerator. Have you learned nothing from Indiana Jones?
Actually, it might protect you. If you are far enough away from the epicenter of the blast so that your school is not destroyed but the ceiling collapses in your classroom, then the desk will protect you. Contrary to popular belief, a nuclear bomb does not totally destroy everything and kill everyone within the blast zone. In fact, there are a total of about 119,000 people still alive who survived the bombing of Hiroshima and Nagasaki in 1945.
Hang on here: A tactical warhead's nuclear blast is NOT as assuredly lethal as most people think. If you're inside, you could be reasonably well shielded from radiation poisoning and from the thermal blast, but the building you're in could easily collapse, windows would be blown in, the ceiling shaken loose.... the desk could be helpful, no?
But it’s not only the widely available information being repeated multiple times that contributes to people believing in false facts. “When deciding what is true, people are often biased to believe in the validity of information, and ‘go with their gut’ and intuitions instead of deliberating.”
What is also convincing about misinformation is that not only can it spread quickly, but “often contains appeals to emotion, which can increase persuasion.”
It was actually a really good idea because it got rid of the people stupid enough to believe it.
Load More Replies...I didn't drink bleach, but I did take ivermectin. I had to go to the veterinarian's to get it, so as long as I was already there, I got neutered too.
Had me going in the first half. Second half was a lovely twist. Cheers!
Load More Replies...No one with a single brain cell would believe that.
I agree in theory. But that raises the question of how many brain cells does the person suggesting this cure have? I'd say even less.
Load More Replies...I mean yeah you won't have covid anymore or life. So technically it's true; death cures all.
I'm still waiting for some research on how many US ppl actually did it
I looked it up cause you made me curious. Evidently it's like slightly sweetened water.
Load More Replies...this does actually work, however if you have a cut in your mouth, you may be at risk of being envenomated. They make venom removers, they suck out the venom.
Yeah my dad saved his brothers life when they were teenagers because he got bit by a rattlesnake (I think it was a rattlesnake) while they were hiking & they were like 30 minutes from where their truck was parked. So basically he was going to die because the hospital was another 20 minutes away... my dad sucked the venom out of the bite & then carried him until another hiker saw my dad needed help as my uncle was very weak & they helped him carry him back to the truck & got my uncle to the ER before things escalated even more. But after that my dad started carrying snake bite kits & he literally bought them for us kids every year for a stocking stuffer. I have them everywhere. In my purse. In my car. First aid kits. In my garage in my hiking packs. Camping packs. They're small enough to fit in your pocket. They have this little suction thing that sucks out the venom. Luckily I've never had to use it' but yeah, if you have mouth wounds or even cracked teeth or anything like that, DONT
Load More Replies...Or that the way to treat a gunshot is to REMOVE THE FLIPPING BULLET. God that makes me so cross. It's the damage it causes on the way in/through/and possibly out again, not the fact that its bloody poisonous or something. Ohm and people shot, or even less so hit with an arrow, very rarely drop down dead instantaneously. O, and splashing water on someone's face will not rouse them from unconsciousness. Shall I go on?
So much bad advice here! Firmly bandage down to the end of the limb starting at the bite site and then back up as far as possible. Splint if possible to restrict movement. This restricts the venom to the lymphatic system which buys you a lot of time. Do not wash the venom off because traces on the bandage can help identify the snake if you didn't see what bit you. Cutting will allow venom to get into the blood stream quicker and kill faster, so big no to that. Sucking is dumb because the suckee could also be poisoned if the venom is the nerve agent type. (advice from someone who lives in the land where everything can kill you... simples no?)
In the early 80s my family was camping in a national park. My 6 yr old sister stepped on a pile of leaves, and the little rattlesnake hidden under them bit her twice on the foot. My dad rushed her to the ranger station, and one of the rangers started first aid while the other called the hospital. The hospital said, "whatever you do, don't suck the venom out!" Too late, the first ranger had already done it. He had to go to the hospital too. (Both were fine. Sister had antivenom and surgery to remove dead tissue, and got a heck of a story to tell.)
They used to say to cut an X between the fang marks, suck the poison, then spit it out and suck some more, spit, etc. Also, if the bite is on an extremity, tie a tourniquet above it to keep the venom from circulating. Don't know if they still advise this or not.
Load More Replies...You might can cut it out but that's not recommended if you have other options.
There are multiple ways misinformation is spread. University of Victoria points out social media as one of the biggest contributors to spreading false information: “Regular users of social media are to blame for a lot of this spread, as they like, share, and otherwise engage with posts containing misinformation.”
Another way is circular reporting, which means that a news outlet publishes information and others pick up citing the original source, trusting they have the correct facts or willingly continuing the false narrative.
Yeah I hate bullying but standing up to them is just going to p**s them off. Not like the movies..
It can go either way - either the bully will double down or go find easier prey.
Load More Replies...Most adults will tell you to "ignore" the bully because they "won't be interested if they don't get a response". Pardon my French, but that's a lot of büllshît. Adult confrontation, not ignoring the problem.
Don't "confront". Hit as hard as you can and do not stop. Do not stop when you get hit back, do not stop when you start crying. Do not stop ever again! ....and yes, this hurts when they are larger, but it will most probably make an end to it.
Bullies are almost always larger than their victims, or they have a gang of toadies backing them up. This is why I think self-defense lessons are a very good idea for children, starting at age 5 or 6.
Load More Replies...I was bullied badly in school and I still remember when I stood up to the worst bully and we arranged a showdown ... I was badly beaten and he walked away, laughing. But I survived to become a teacher myself, doing my best against bullies!
Being bullied literally ruined my mental health for life😪
Very sorry for you. Hope the bugger will have nightmares for ever!
Load More Replies...mixed feelings on this one. yes, there are bullies that you need to let go but there are many that you can confront and they will fold. just because they don't expect it .
I stood up to my bully and he never f****d with me again. A swift kick to the face with a steel toe combat boot sometimes works.
I slapped the bully (a girl). She never bullied me again.
Load More Replies...Nonsense. Bullies are cowards. You stand up to them and give them a good thrashing. They'll never come near you again. All predatory types prey on the weak or those perceived to be weak. You have to show them that's not you.
Gonna have to disagree on that one. Not that I won that fight but he never bullied me again.
Some thousands of species of cacti exist. None store drinkable water. Alas, reality.
Drink cactus juice. It quenches, its a quencher, its the quenchest and quenchiest!
And you could trip balls if you try the wrong cactus. Not fun when you're dying.
If you can get over having nearly invisible fiberglass-like splinters embedded in your hands for the next week or so even after the fruit has been stripped of any obvious spines.
Load More Replies...You should see how we spell foetus and paedophile too! We use all the left-over vowels that the Welsh have discarded - so they don't go to waste. :D
Load More Replies...The ways to combat misinformation are “a fact-based correction that directly addresses inaccuracies in the misinformation and provides accurate information” and addressing “the logical fallacies common in some types of disinformation.”
Researchers believe that social media plays a big role in combating misinformation “because they can reduce false beliefs not just in the target of the correction but among everyone that sees the correction — a process termed observational correction.”
I've always found it weird in movies where someone is lost/stranded/ trapped and the first thing they worry about is starvation. No one even mentions the need for a safe, steady water supply despite the fact a human can last weeks and weeks without food but only a few days without water.
And shelter! I was always taught that you can survive 3 weeks without food, 3 days without water, and 3 hours without shelter. I get that there are variables but it is good thing to remember to prioritize.
Load More Replies...Not true at all. I remember from sea captain training/test there is determined schedule to get the most hydration from your water supply. It was not conserve as much as possible or gulp it all at once. ( they also said to pack cigarettes in life raft kit if you smoke. Being strand is not also a good time to have withdrawals.
True, it doesn't work quite like that. Even if your brain knows that you lack water, your *body* won't realize unless you dehydrate it a bit, and won't start water saving until you do that. Per default, our bodies are fairly wasteful with water. (still wasteful even when we're dehydrated, which is why we die so quickly from it, but not quite as bad)
Load More Replies...My wilderness is Dartmoor. What is this "running out of water" you speak of?
golden rule: 3 minutes without air (can vary w/people); 3 days without water; 3 weeks without food is average that people will survive with.
The advice doesn't change. Unless you know *for sure* that help is coming at a specific time, then staying hydrated will be the correct advice. Drink when you're thirsty.
Load More Replies...On the contrary, movies have taught people plenty... of shitty misinformation.
Load More Replies...Of course it doesn't. After the first strike there's Nothing left for a second strike to hit !
Many of the tall buildings you know would’ve been struck by lightning many times and survived
Load More Replies..."That lightning rod on the barn was a waste of money! It only worked once!" said no farmer, ever.
I saw a documentary that said lightning *always* strikes more than once. They played high speed video, slowed down, to show that multiple electrical surges flow through the same path multiple times in a split second. The reason is that it follows the path of least resistance, and the initial discharge opens a path for further discharges.
But it’s not easy to convince someone that their source of information is misleading instead of yours. If you would like to know more about the psychology of a person believing in conspiracy theories and what is the best way to communicate with them, you can read another Bored Panda article here, in which we talked with Karen Douglas, a Professor of Social Psychology at University of Kent, who studies the psychology of conspiracy theories.
Yeah if it's a flock of seagulls they might just be running so far away from a girl with auburn hair and tawny eyes. Or flocking to the local walmart parking lot
If you're lost in the wilderness, a Walmart parking lot would probably be excellent news.
Load More Replies...Try following this Murmuration of Swallows https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJvBSHCY0-I
Unless I'm wrong about what you're referring to, the myth is that birds will circle a water source. And they will. So yeah, if you see several birds, especially not flocking, going to some place or spreading out from someplace, it might well contain a water source. But it could be a puddle.
That is a strange one.. maybe they just drank their fill and are flying AWAY from the water source.
If you see several birds flying in different directions AWAY from the same place, that could be a water source.
Load More Replies...But you can follow water downhill and see which side moss grows for directions.
Have you ever fallen for false information? Have you believed in any of these survival myths? Let us know in the comments and also, if there are any more survival myths you know that weren’t mentioned in the list, share them as well!
Growing up near the coast I carried grocery store meat tenderizer in my tackle box. Dashing good bit over the sting seemed to help
Ok so in my mind "meat tenderizer" is a large metal mallet with a flat and a spiky end. I wondered for a moment how that would help?! Like getting punched in the nuts to distract from toothache? :D
Load More Replies...Yeah that's right. I stepped up! She's my friend and she needed help. And if I have to I'd pee on any one of you. Only, I couldn't... I got the stage fright. I wanted to help, but there was just too much pressure. So, so I turned to Chandler.
Don't know why you were down voted but here have my upvote Joey :)
Load More Replies...It's anecdotal, but I've don't this after a sting and felt like it helped a lot.
While snorkeling in Belize, my friend was stung by jellyfish as we were swimming back to the island. Baking soda. Works amazingly for all kinds of bites or stings....bee, wasp, fire ant, etc. And for slight chemical burns, sweet-n-low helps
Is there anything that you can’t fix with baking soda! It’s up there with WD40 and duct tape!
Load More Replies...I always wondered if it was the warmth of the urine that soothed the stinging. I get a type of eczema on my hands called pompholyx-its tiny little blisters about 1-2 mm across in between my fingers, and its incredibly itchy. The only thing that eases the itching is putting my hands into really hot water, as hot as I can bear. It kind of numbs the skin to other sensations for a while. So maybe warm urine on jellyfish stings is similar?
It's the PH (acidity level) of the urine, rather than the heat that does the soothing. But submerging the area that has been stung in hot water (as hot as you can stand) works better than urine. I'm not sure this advice is good if you have eczema or other skin conditions though so I'd suggest checking with a doctor or dermatologist.
Load More Replies...The advice is correct, but wrong marine animal sting. The ammonia in urine deactivates the stingers of a Man of War, not a Jellyfish. Most probably don't know the difference though which is how the advice got warped.
VERY different. But if you absolutely need to. Use the hand across from the hand using the gun facing you. (if they are holding with the right and you are facing them, you use your left). Swing arm from the inside and swing OUTWARD. Most movies show someone using their strong hand to try to grab the gun and it ends up crossing their body making for a possible shot. Swing outward on their forearm and if they pull the trigger it'll be away from you. The next moves are up to you but I suggest a knee to the nuts (if a dude) or stab with anything near you. Be aware wherever is a screwdriver, scissors, pen whatever. Go for temple or eyes, whatever you need to do.. That person is not your friend
yeah you would get short immediately. Also trying to reason with the gunman. Again, you would be killed instantly if you stayed to debate XD
There ARE ways of defending empty handed against a gun. If you're VERY fast. Still not odds I want to try
You may be fast, but the gunman twitching his finger is always faster.
Load More Replies...That's absolutely only done in worst case scenario. I know how to do the move. I've practiced it thousands of times. I'm still giving the mugger any cash I have. I'm very confident in my ability to disarm someone but no amount of money in my pocket is worth being shot. After money has been given they will likely flee. If they don't, then their intent goes beyond just money or jewelry and now it might be worth fighting back.
I saw somewhere that you should put your hand on the top of the gun so it will jam when fired. Can anyone confirm or deny this?
But it looks so manly, surely it can't be lies? Guess I have to settle for rubbing a bunch of dirt in it and walk it off when I get shot and stabbed. Like a girl.
But is it effective in an emergency when they could bleed out and you aren’t near a medical facility?
Definitely! Hospitals use this all the time. It depends how dangerous the blood loss is but only ever a stop gap to get to the ER.
Load More Replies...Exactly! And THAT is why you do it. It's nothing to do with treating the wound 😅
Load More Replies...There's some logic behind it, which is why it was a thing apparently into the middle ages, and surgeons today will cauterize certain tissues as they operate, but the kind of thing they show in the movies isn't recommended. Yes, you can stop bleeding by burning, and the heated implement may have been sterile (although not necessarily), but the resulting burn is then susceptible to infection and, as others have pointed out, you may still be bleeding internally.
Load More Replies...Burning DOES seal the skin, but it will cause the wound to be even worse in the future.
Load More Replies...Yes. There are still organs and blood vessels inside your body being ripped open by the bullet going through you.
Load More Replies...The best advice is laying flat on the floor with your hands over your head.
You're still dead. The only person who ever survived fell over 1000 feet, the elevator cables for that distance had collected beneath the falling elevator and provided a sort of cushion. The incident that completely turned her day into the worst day of her life is that she suffered broken bones as the result of a plane crashing into the building. Which ended up making the elevator crash. Check out her story, her name is Betty Lou Oliver.
Load More Replies...Contrary to what the movies would have you believe, elevators don't crash. Even if the cables all snap (highly unlikely in itself) elevators have emergency brakes which activate as soon as the descent reaches a certain speed. So if it starts to go into freefall the brakes are forced out against the walls of the elevator shaft and slow it to a steady descent. It happens so quickly that the elevator passengers will feel nothing more than a slight jolt.
That is very comforting, actually. Thanks for the heads up.
Load More Replies...I thought it was to bend your knees? The jump thing is stupid - nobody is going to time that right.
It has nothing to do with timing. If you're truly in a free fall you don't have enough strength to counter your own downward inertia
Load More Replies...How would you ever know when to jump? Do you just jump the moment it starts to fall?
It doesn't matter when you jump, you'll still be plummeting downwards; you'll just be splattered a split second later than had you stayed still..
Load More Replies...Can't die of covid if dehydration (short term) or hypertension (long term) take you out first, I guess?
No but you'll die WITH covid and that counts as the same.
Load More Replies...This is such bad advice that even the Orange D**k Tator didn't suggest it.
My gram was a nurse and anytime we were getting a sore throat, she told us to gargle with warm salt water, helped it feel better! I dunno about drinking it!!!
smaller ones are more deadly i think (prove me wrong, I won't downvote)
Load More Replies...Look to the claws, the bigger the claws the lower the venom, the smaller the claws the more dangerous the venom
Huh. That's not what you'd assume is it?
Load More Replies...I stepped on a scorpion when I was pregnant with my 2nd child. The scorpion was about an inch long and I thought I had stepped on a sewing needle. The poison control people reassured me that the sting of scorpions where I live was similar to a bee sting. Still better to be safe than sorry.
As a rule of thumb, worry mostly about scorpions with tiny nippers. They are small because the animal has strong venom so has less need to clutch the prey.
It is not the size of the scorpion but rather the size of the pincers, but you should worry about all of them. You can be allergic, and at the very least the sting hurts like hell...
Wee tiny scorpions are the worst, in my desert experience. But avoid all of them.
You're driving on a desolate highway in the prairies. There are no buildings in sight but there's an overpass a few meters away, and a tornado bearing down. Not a lot of options here.
On a desolate highway on prairie, the ditches are very deep. Get out of the car, get in the ditch. Lie down flat in the ditch and get small with your hands over your head. The wind will pick up your car and throw it like it's not even there. It's not the greatest option, but it's the best you have. I had to do it once. It's p**s your pants scary, but it works. Tornado went right by us so we were lucky.
Load More Replies...There is a video that shows how a wind tunnel is created under the overpass and people getting sucked out. Get flat on the ground or in a ditch.
Best bet for surviving a tornado. Don't live in the Midwest. Best bet for surviving earthquake, stay away from West Coast. Hurricaine, South East. Rising oceans, coastlines. Drought and wild fires, stay near the coastal areas. Floods, low ground. Climate change induced super storms, just avoid planet Earth.
If you live in the Midwest (USA), odds are you have a basement or below ground level in your building or home. That's the safest place during a tornado. Keep away from windows.
Load More Replies...I thought you were supposed to park the car, run through a barn full of sharp implements, and tie yourself to a pipe. Apparently that will protect you even from an F5.
Well, that wasn't exactly the plan: "Who ARE these people???"
Load More Replies...Drive in another direction. Duh. Especially if the tornado included flying cows and/or trees. And if the sky turns black at midday, go elsewhere.
"Cow!" "Another cow!" "It's the same cow!!!!"
Load More Replies...I mean, climb up to the tightest part of an overpass if you have no where else to go at all. Im sure that's a helluva lot better than nothing
Note: this post originally had 21 images. It’s been shortened to the top 20 images based on user votes. SERIOUSLY??? Come on BP
And the one they cut off is actually helpful to know how to to take cover in a tornado.
Load More Replies...Don’t put something between the teeth of someone having a seizure. You have a good chance of chipping their teeth and then they would aspirate the shard.
I'm a bit suprised Bear Grylls' favourite pastime, drinking urine, isn't on the list.
Here’s one - drinking urine is NOT sterile. Thanks Fight Club for that bad advice.
Load More Replies...#21. "Taking cover under an overpass to shelter from a tornado." .... You're welcome
If someone has (nearly) drowned, place him/her on a flat surface and ventilate (mouth-to-mouth most likely) the majority of drowned people will spontaneously breathe -somewhat similar of how newborns do. Also, DON'T compress the abdomen "in order to evacuate the water inside". That maneuvre might displace said water into the lungs and further complicate the case. Head to the hospital immediately afterwards. If someone gets burned (water, fire, metal) apply temperate (NOT cold) water on the damaged area for at least 10 minutes to fully cool down it down. If someone is having a seizure, remove any objects that can cause injury and wait for the convulsion to fade, which usually takes less than 5 minutes. A seizure that persists longer than 15 minutes, though, is called status epilepticus, a medical emergency that requires immediate hospital admission. This mostly occurs to known epileptics that don't adequately adhere to their treatment.
My grandmother taught me to stay away from oak trees during thunderstorms and to take shelter under a beech tree. "Eichen sollst du weichen, Buchen sollst du suchen." Never tested. To this day I wonder why the flash should be able to distinguish tree species
And do you know what all of this comes down to, kids? Only. Professionals. Are at. Professional. Level. PRO-FESS-ION-ALS.
Not anything listed, nor relevant, I suppose, but in the disaster movies (my favorite genre...), the extras are scripted to stand there like dimwits, staring at the coming huge event, THEN run like morons when it's only feet away. If I was in that scenario, I'd just sit down and let it happen. I can't run anymore due an incorrectly healed hip fracture, combined with my age, and where would I go anyhow? At my age, I'd just as soon let my life end that way as to have to die a long, slow, agonizing, age-related death. My children are already dead, and weren't old enough to have children of their own first. My parents are dead, my sister and brother live hundreds of miles from me, and we aren't close anyhow, so why run? Why would anyone run when it's impossible to outlive a huge, monstrous, VEHICLE crushing wave or tornado? If vehicles weighing tons and built of metal are being utterly destroyed, why would humans be foolish enough to believe their puny, fragile bodies will survive?
Note: this post originally had 21 images. It’s been shortened to the top 20 images based on user votes. SERIOUSLY??? Come on BP
And the one they cut off is actually helpful to know how to to take cover in a tornado.
Load More Replies...Don’t put something between the teeth of someone having a seizure. You have a good chance of chipping their teeth and then they would aspirate the shard.
I'm a bit suprised Bear Grylls' favourite pastime, drinking urine, isn't on the list.
Here’s one - drinking urine is NOT sterile. Thanks Fight Club for that bad advice.
Load More Replies...#21. "Taking cover under an overpass to shelter from a tornado." .... You're welcome
If someone has (nearly) drowned, place him/her on a flat surface and ventilate (mouth-to-mouth most likely) the majority of drowned people will spontaneously breathe -somewhat similar of how newborns do. Also, DON'T compress the abdomen "in order to evacuate the water inside". That maneuvre might displace said water into the lungs and further complicate the case. Head to the hospital immediately afterwards. If someone gets burned (water, fire, metal) apply temperate (NOT cold) water on the damaged area for at least 10 minutes to fully cool down it down. If someone is having a seizure, remove any objects that can cause injury and wait for the convulsion to fade, which usually takes less than 5 minutes. A seizure that persists longer than 15 minutes, though, is called status epilepticus, a medical emergency that requires immediate hospital admission. This mostly occurs to known epileptics that don't adequately adhere to their treatment.
My grandmother taught me to stay away from oak trees during thunderstorms and to take shelter under a beech tree. "Eichen sollst du weichen, Buchen sollst du suchen." Never tested. To this day I wonder why the flash should be able to distinguish tree species
And do you know what all of this comes down to, kids? Only. Professionals. Are at. Professional. Level. PRO-FESS-ION-ALS.
Not anything listed, nor relevant, I suppose, but in the disaster movies (my favorite genre...), the extras are scripted to stand there like dimwits, staring at the coming huge event, THEN run like morons when it's only feet away. If I was in that scenario, I'd just sit down and let it happen. I can't run anymore due an incorrectly healed hip fracture, combined with my age, and where would I go anyhow? At my age, I'd just as soon let my life end that way as to have to die a long, slow, agonizing, age-related death. My children are already dead, and weren't old enough to have children of their own first. My parents are dead, my sister and brother live hundreds of miles from me, and we aren't close anyhow, so why run? Why would anyone run when it's impossible to outlive a huge, monstrous, VEHICLE crushing wave or tornado? If vehicles weighing tons and built of metal are being utterly destroyed, why would humans be foolish enough to believe their puny, fragile bodies will survive?
