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Even an optimist has to agree that every day that you are alive, there is a possibility, even if it’s small and almost invisible, that something bad can happen to you. Even if you don’t leave home or don’t even get up from your bed. The chances are low, but never zero.

Because you live without thinking about it every day, you might not know how you could protect yourself from these dangers. On the other hand, you might have read some tips, but never actually had to apply them, so you don’t know if they are even valid.

To clear up the air on the topic, the popular Twitter account UberFacts that now has a following of 13.6M people asked “What's a popular survival myth that's actually wrong and could possibly get you killed” and let’s take a look at what knowledge people shared.

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Strings
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You should be compliant with demands until they want to take you somewhere else. At that point, you're dead either way

A Lizard
Community Member
3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, you have a much better chance of survival if you try to get away from them (run, yell, fight etc) before they take you somewhere. So I wouldn't say you're dead either way.

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Rosie Red
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would rather die on the spot then be taken to a second location, raped, tortured and killed anyway.

Diana Schlafer
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've told my family that for years. I'd rather you find my body in the street than never find me because I was taken somewhere else and dumped, too.

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Another Fool on the Hill
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's amazing, that there are people in other states (mainly in the US, I suppose), who see a serious chance that this could really happen to them. Back here in good old Germany that's more a kind of "What would you do, when you're walking in the dessert and a lion attacks you?"-thing. When here someone with a gun demands you to go with them, chances are high, that they are police officers...

33Possums
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's not that common but it does happen and the media publicizes it.

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Erica Ventura
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Anyone else terrified of being taken to a secondary location?

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33Possums
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I always told my daughter to refuse to get in someone's car (and stay further away than arms reach) because in a public place, the odds are low that they will try to shoot or stab you. At least lower than being taken away and harmed.

BasedWang12.7
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

ALWAYS carry a weapon. NEVER go with anyone anywhere

V Martinez
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've always told my kids to drop, go limp, become dead weight. If they tell you to be quiet, be loud. If you don't actually see a weapon, through their pocket, it's possible they may not have one. (On a rare occasion maybe.) But if that crazy person says they'll hurt them if they make a noise, so what. Chances are it will be on camera and there could be witnesses. If you're quiet, and leave with the crazy, probably less witnesses and harder to find you or prove what happened. Note- I don't want my kids or anyone hurt, but if it's going to happen before they can be taken, I'd think they have better chances of survival that if they went with bad guy.

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UberFacts is a Twitter account focused on interesting facts that satisfy our curiosity and the need to know random things about the world that aren’t really useful, but just cool. This time they asked a question that made people share facts that are actually quite useful.

People took the opportunity to let out their frustration about misconceptions on how to survive dangerous situations because unnoticeably, they have become the truth even though they are myths.

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    #2

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    K W
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only honk at a moose if you're a Canada goose. I feel like that face off would be a toss up.

    Hugo Farr
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many years ago I was stationed at Loring Air Force Base, Maine. (That base is now closed). One time there was a huge male moose on the runway. One of the base police driving an SUV-type vehicle decided to honk the horn at the moose to get it to move. The moose used its antlers to flip the vehicle over. I was working in an aircraft hanger and went outside just seconds after this happened. The moose was walking away, and I swear he had a satisfied smirk on his face.

    Tessa Fontaine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve never heard that advise, but i’m glad I know it’s not true.

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Moose are MUCH larger and bulkier than you think they are.

    Qadgop the Mercotan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pet goose. Picked a fight with a moose. Cheese. Stiff breeze. Watch out there are 10 bees.

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A moose is not an animal that you want to hit with your vehicle. They stand tall enough on their long legs that the body just goes straight through most windshields.

    BluEyedSeoulite
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Deer knock cars off the road and I've heard of them jumping through windshields. Moose are MUCH larger. They get the right of way.

    frederick clause
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you see a moose in the ditch when you're driving it will probably come on the road when it hears you coming. As previously stated they are very territorial.

    Kookamunga
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I looked it up, the last "moose derailing train" story I could find was from 2006 in Norway. They get hit by trains a lot, it seems. Poor moose. moose-636d...3-jpeg.jpg moose-636d601c5fef3-jpeg.jpg

    RedMarbles
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if that's in part due to their tendency to refuse to give up ground. I admire their bravery and self esteem but it's so unfortunate if it makes moose-train collisions more likely.

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    alias D.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha ha that’s cute let’s see how they sing when their jewels are ripped off by the chimp

    K W
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is ridiculous. I would absolutely beat an elephant in a dance off.

    RafCo (he/him)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol reminds me of. Sure, a shark can swim faster than me, but I am way faster than a shark running on land. So it really just comes down to who is the better cyclist.

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    harpling
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm pretty sure I could win a fight against my turtle, even if he gets really angry. But if my dog gets rabies or something and attacks me, I'm dead.

    RafCo (he/him)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure I could take my mini-aussie. But my cats would murder me.

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    Hugo Farr
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Win what and beat them at what? Win a fight, a running race, a weightlifting competition, an extreme temperature endurance challenge, a memory test, a puzzle-solving test? WHAT??

    Calane E. Vanya
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...but someone forgot to establish the principle of non-use of weapons. it's possible that humans are unable to eradicate tardigrades.

    Tessa Fontaine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how in the f**king world would a human beat an elephant XD

    JL
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beat them in what? The crocodile could take me in chess, but I'm pretty sure I could beat him in Twister.

    AR
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They need to see the picture of the lady attacked by someone’s “pet” chimp…

    Paola Barbosa
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like the only people that could beat a crocodile are from florida haha

    Shinyravengirl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s because the USA rates 27th in the world in education. Stop trying to ‘pet’ bison, bears, mountain lions…and no, you can’t win in a fight.

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    Almost 400 people joined the conversation and many of them mentioned facts related to how to protect yourself from wild animals, which makes sense, as it is a very possible encounter depending on where you live.

    They also touched on survival tips during natural disasters, being attacked with a gun or being stranded in the middle of nowhere without supplies.

    #4

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    TCW Sam Vimes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jep, makes you think you are warm, but makes you cool out even faster. Very dangerous.

    Lisa H
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I may be wrong, but I heard that alcohol can raise the temperature of your extremities (arms, legs, fingers, toes), but it lowers your core body temperature. It makes sense because when your arms and legs feel warmer, your body feels warmer even though it's not.

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    Hugo Farr
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alcohol is a vasodilator (makes your blood vessels expand in diameter). That increases blood flood to the smaller blood vessels in your extremities, thereby increasing the rate of heat loss.

    Pedantic Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It causes an increase of blood flow to your extremities so will stave off frost bite but at the cost of lowering your core body temperature. Good idea only if you know you're going to get rescued shortly.

    GoGoPDX
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, yes and no. It doesnt raise your core temperatures, but can help people survive in cases of people being in extreme freezing temperatures One case was on another thread where a woman was actually frozen and survived and a bug therou was the alcohol in her system helped prevent her organs from freezing. Also, people who had high blood alcohol survived in ship wrecks, even the Titanic, or when being stuck in very cold water.

    No Name
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It dilates your capillaries. Makes you feel warm at first, but you lose core heat faster that way. Vasoconstriction is a survival response to cold: better to lose a few fingertips than go into organ failure.

    JPotts
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mythbusters did that one. An interesting episode.

    Ray Carrillo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alcohol is good coming in from the cold, but bad when in cold temperatures as it allows heat to escape from the body's core and is a depressant.

    Horst
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It draws out heat from your core and sends it to your skin I believe. It’s why you feel warm. But because it draws out heat from your CORE it actually makes you develop hypothermia even faster. Don’t quote me on that tho

    David Paterson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It does, sorry. It makes frostbite much less likely, and stops shivering (which in turn wastes body energy and is a major step on the way to death). Alcohol doesn't lower your core temperature. And if you've been drinking enough for a long enough time that alcohol is infused within every cell of your body, it greatly reduces cell damage and resulting death should you be so cold that your core temperature does drop. And if all else fails then alcohol is metabolised into heat energy.

    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It dilate blood vessels allowing more heat to go to extremities. Doesn't change the rate your body generates heat though so if you were already losing heat then you will lose it faster

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    Rastilian
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Person A: "Boozing when freezing is like soiling your pants. Warm and comfy a while, then the freeze hits again, much harder!" Person B: "Whatever. Your pants, my flask!"

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    Hugo Farr
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As Mr. Miyagi would say, “In Okinawa, belt mean no need rope to hold up pants.”

    Ray Carrillo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Martial arts are always better than not knowing how to defend yourself. Avoiding any fight is a useful skill.

    Hugo Farr
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The effective range of a knife is the total length of the attacker's arm and the knife blade.

    Dan Bexell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I studied Kali (Philippine stick & knife fighting) for years after getting a black belt in Shotokan karate. One of the first things I learned from Kali was that in order to defend against a knife, you have to know how to use one. Most martial arts don't study bladed weapons, and teach their defenses incorrectly. My teacher was Rick Faye in Minneapolis, Mn. Google him, he is pretty well known.

    Loki’s Lil Butter Knife
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could not agree more. I studied iaido and kendo and would never in a million years ever engage anybody with a knife. I would hightail it out of there and call the cops. I don’t think prole truly understand just how close you have to get to your opponent with a bladed weapon.

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    DeoManus Argentem
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, you shoot them. Nobody an Indiana Jones fan?

    R F.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Knife fighting is brutality at it’s worst. The winner goes to the hospital, the loser dies.

    Bored Seb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Running is the best martial art to know

    Jason Melvil
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If Martial Arts and self defense were as successful as movies imply, you would 1) See tons of headlines of "person survives attack due to self defense classes" 2) Everyone would take said classes - INCLUDING THE ATTACKERS 3) Nobody would bother attacking with a knife if it puts you in the inferior position

    Loki’s Lil Butter Knife
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a former martial artist I could not agree more. You never ever want to get into a knife fight. You run 🏃‍♀️

    heather7d@yahoo.com
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Any real black belt would avoid fighting in most situations! -Black Belt/Taekwondo instructor

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    Such information which turns out to be false is called misinformation and researchers who write the article “The psychological drivers of misinformation belief and its resistance to correction” believe that it is dangerous as it “poses an inevitable challenge for human cognition and social interaction because it is a consequence of the fact that people frequently err and sometimes lie.”

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    Also, now it’s easier than ever to spread misinformation, whether it’s intentional or not, because of modern technology and its huge reach, as there are 5 billion internet users around the world, which is more than half of the world’s population.

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    just me
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And just because an animal eats it doesn't mean it's safe for you.

    Lorraine R
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once watched a squirrel climbing around in a poison ivy vine, eating all the berries. Squirrels can have 'em.

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    Bill Evs
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Adding to this a little bit of knowledge can also be dangerous. Lots of safe wild edible plants have similar lookalikes that are extremely dangerous if misidentified. Wild watercress vs hemlock water dropwort pop to mind as the latter is super poisonous, looks the same (so appears harmless) and can easily be mixed up.

    Limey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    According to Terry Pratchett “ All funghi are edible. Some are only edible once.”

    Bruce tea
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love to forage but certain things I just won’t touch as they have scary lookalikes, such as young puff balls yum 😋 And young death caps no yum ☠️

    Broderick Elliott
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I run into this all the time! I've been studying wild edible plants the best way I knew how literally almost since I could walk. At 36 I still consider myself a novice and a student. Some plants are perfectly safe as a nibble/snack or part of a salad, but will reduce you to violent shakes if you try to make a meal of them (learned that the hard way). Others are only safe after cooking/with multiple boilings and changes of water. Still others are deadly except for one part (say a root or only the stem above ground or only the fully ripe fruit/only the fruit but not the seeds) or only during a certain phase of growth. Still others have common names or misleading names in different regions. (For instance, deadly nightshade [belladonna] will kill you, but black nightshade [solanacea] is a snack.) That's not even mentioning how easily some safe and deadly plants can be confused (hemlock vs. wild carrot). Thinking you'll just live off the land will make people dead!

    GoGoPDX
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Into the Wild! A great book and movie, but also heartbreaking. This whole scenario plays a huge part in this story.

    Jordi Sharpe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Scratch test if you're really desperate.

    Randolph Croft
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In survival training during Basic, 40 years ago, I learned one basic rule about this. If you think it's edible, try a tiny bit, see how you feel the next day. If you're okay, try a little more, but only a little. This was from one of those old blue paperback guides from WW2.

    Anne McKinney
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All mushrooms are edible......some only once. (my friends t shirt)

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am trying to learn what weeds in my area are edible, which would come in handy in this situation.

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    Bill Evs
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I might be wrong but I'm sure I read this was basically said as a psychological thing to stop people panicking.

    DC
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That - and anything shields better against radiation than any nothing does. Depends highly on the type of ray that is to hit you, with alpha ray being the easiest to block, due to being large particles. Relatively large...

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    Mario Strada
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, it really depends. My job in the Army was to lob nuclear missiles, so I have some knowledge and training. If you are close to ground zero, you are toast no matter what you do, but as you get further away, your chances improve. The desk may protect you from dislodged ceiling material and flying glass. The walls of the classroom may protect you from the radiant heat, assuming the whole school is not pulverized by the blast. In the moment of the explosion, radiation is the least of your problems. After it, you need a mask, PPE, a shoe brush and a clean room to survive. That was my kit. I was underwhelmed, but then I learned their purpose. Let's face it, a nuke just went off nearby. You are having a bad day.

    digitalin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Makes sense. Within a certain radius of a blast, you'd be dead. Outside a certain radius, you'd be fine. Surely there are is a spectrum in the middle where survival is affected by factors, including your surroundings and position.

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    Jason Melvil
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course not. To protect from a nuclear attack you get into a refrigerator. Have you learned nothing from Indiana Jones?

    Hugo Farr
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, it might protect you. If you are far enough away from the epicenter of the blast so that your school is not destroyed but the ceiling collapses in your classroom, then the desk will protect you. Contrary to popular belief, a nuclear bomb does not totally destroy everything and kill everyone within the blast zone. In fact, there are a total of about 119,000 people still alive who survived the bombing of Hiroshima and Nagasaki in 1945.

    the Return of Bruno
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hang on here: A tactical warhead's nuclear blast is NOT as assuredly lethal as most people think. If you're inside, you could be reasonably well shielded from radiation poisoning and from the thermal blast, but the building you're in could easily collapse, windows would be blown in, the ceiling shaken loose.... the desk could be helpful, no?

    Nathan Green
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Basically, it could help with falling debris.

    Pieter LeGrande
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some protection from falling objects at best.

    tara
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What else do you do, when there is nothing left to do?

    John Barber
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, folks were made of tougher stuff back then. Desks too.

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    But it’s not only the widely available information being repeated multiple times that contributes to people believing in false facts. “When deciding what is true, people are often biased to believe in the validity of information, and ‘go with their gut’ and intuitions instead of deliberating.”

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    What is also convincing about misinformation is that not only can it spread quickly, but “often contains appeals to emotion, which can increase persuasion.”

    #8

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    Tessa Fontaine
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this idea was always just blatantly stupid.

    Xbox is better
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was actually a really good idea because it got rid of the people stupid enough to believe it.

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    Dan Bexell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't drink bleach, but I did take ivermectin. I had to go to the veterinarian's to get it, so as long as I was already there, I got neutered too.

    Jordi Sharpe
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had me going in the first half. Second half was a lovely twist. Cheers!

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    Me, Myself, and I
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree in theory. But that raises the question of how many brain cells does the person suggesting this cure have? I'd say even less.

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    censorshipsucks
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is a clever way to thin out the maga voters' numbers though.

    Benita Valdez
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean yeah you won't have covid anymore or life. So technically it's true; death cures all.

    Ray Carrillo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is a Darwin award waiting to happen.

    Louie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, hear me out. If more antivaxxers drank bleach there would be less of them. Meaning we would have a larger percentage of the population vaccinated much earlier. So maybe it does work?

    Makajha Banjjjak
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm still waiting for some research on how many US ppl actually did it

    Misty-Dawn Amayi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Drink enough of it and it will cure you of breathing too.

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    #9

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    Thegoodboi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ehh I wonder what it tastes like..Nvm no I don't

    Monday
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I looked it up cause you made me curious. Evidently it's like slightly sweetened water.

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    Scott Bullock
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this does actually work, however if you have a cut in your mouth, you may be at risk of being envenomated. They make venom removers, they suck out the venom.

    Sherman Von Gee
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah my dad saved his brothers life when they were teenagers because he got bit by a rattlesnake (I think it was a rattlesnake) while they were hiking & they were like 30 minutes from where their truck was parked. So basically he was going to die because the hospital was another 20 minutes away... my dad sucked the venom out of the bite & then carried him until another hiker saw my dad needed help as my uncle was very weak & they helped him carry him back to the truck & got my uncle to the ER before things escalated even more. But after that my dad started carrying snake bite kits & he literally bought them for us kids every year for a stocking stuffer. I have them everywhere. In my purse. In my car. First aid kits. In my garage in my hiking packs. Camping packs. They're small enough to fit in your pocket. They have this little suction thing that sucks out the venom. Luckily I've never had to use it' but yeah, if you have mouth wounds or even cracked teeth or anything like that, DONT

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    Ed Walker
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or that the way to treat a gunshot is to REMOVE THE FLIPPING BULLET. God that makes me so cross. It's the damage it causes on the way in/through/and possibly out again, not the fact that its bloody poisonous or something. Ohm and people shot, or even less so hit with an arrow, very rarely drop down dead instantaneously. O, and splashing water on someone's face will not rouse them from unconsciousness. Shall I go on?

    eMpTy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So much bad advice here! Firmly bandage down to the end of the limb starting at the bite site and then back up as far as possible. Splint if possible to restrict movement. This restricts the venom to the lymphatic system which buys you a lot of time. Do not wash the venom off because traces on the bandage can help identify the snake if you didn't see what bit you. Cutting will allow venom to get into the blood stream quicker and kill faster, so big no to that. Sucking is dumb because the suckee could also be poisoned if the venom is the nerve agent type. (advice from someone who lives in the land where everything can kill you... simples no?)

    kaycee14
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the early 80s my family was camping in a national park. My 6 yr old sister stepped on a pile of leaves, and the little rattlesnake hidden under them bit her twice on the foot. My dad rushed her to the ranger station, and one of the rangers started first aid while the other called the hospital. The hospital said, "whatever you do, don't suck the venom out!" Too late, the first ranger had already done it. He had to go to the hospital too. (Both were fine. Sister had antivenom and surgery to remove dead tissue, and got a heck of a story to tell.)

    Tessa Fontaine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why would you suck it—that would poison you more, would it not?

    Lorraine R
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They used to say to cut an X between the fang marks, suck the poison, then spit it out and suck some more, spit, etc. Also, if the bite is on an extremity, tie a tourniquet above it to keep the venom from circulating. Don't know if they still advise this or not.

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    Peeka_Mimi
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You might can cut it out but that's not recommended if you have other options.

    Kiki’sNotLookingBack
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    CAUSE IT WILL GO RIGHT BACK INTO YOUR SYSTEM PEOPLE

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    #10

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    jayquintana_jr Report

    Thegoodboi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah I hate bullying but standing up to them is just going to p**s them off. Not like the movies..

    Kookamunga
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It can go either way - either the bully will double down or go find easier prey.

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    Fell Ripley(she, they, potato)
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most adults will tell you to "ignore" the bully because they "won't be interested if they don't get a response". Pardon my French, but that's a lot of büllshît. Adult confrontation, not ignoring the problem.

    Raumpfleger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't "confront". Hit as hard as you can and do not stop. Do not stop when you get hit back, do not stop when you start crying. Do not stop ever again! ....and yes, this hurts when they are larger, but it will most probably make an end to it.

    Lorraine R
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bullies are almost always larger than their victims, or they have a gang of toadies backing them up. This is why I think self-defense lessons are a very good idea for children, starting at age 5 or 6.

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    Kirsten Mikkelsen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was bullied badly in school and I still remember when I stood up to the worst bully and we arranged a showdown ... I was badly beaten and he walked away, laughing. But I survived to become a teacher myself, doing my best against bullies!

    OnAFreakingRollercoaster
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Being bullied literally ruined my mental health for life😪

    Marion
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very sorry for you. Hope the bugger will have nightmares for ever!

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    Patti Vance
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    mixed feelings on this one. yes, there are bullies that you need to let go but there are many that you can confront and they will fold. just because they don't expect it .

    Sean Sean
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I stood up to my bully and he never f****d with me again. A swift kick to the face with a steel toe combat boot sometimes works.

    Marion
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I slapped the bully (a girl). She never bullied me again.

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    Colleen Figg
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nonsense. Bullies are cowards. You stand up to them and give them a good thrashing. They'll never come near you again. All predatory types prey on the weak or those perceived to be weak. You have to show them that's not you.

    Todd Campbell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gonna have to disagree on that one. Not that I won that fight but he never bullied me again.

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This only ever worked (when it did work) for boys. Girls who punch a bully get into far more trouble than the bully ever would for harassing them. Girls who fight back are seen as crazy and unstable.

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    #11

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    AlasdairKenned1 Report

    harpling
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cactus juice! It's the quenchiest!

    ric carter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some thousands of species of cacti exist. None store drinkable water. Alas, reality.

    Isabelle Drinkwater
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Drink cactus juice. It quenches, its a quencher, its the quenchest and quenchiest!

    Jordi Sharpe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you could trip balls if you try the wrong cactus. Not fun when you're dying.

    Eric Smith
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you can, however, eat prickly pear fruit, and it's delicious.

    No Name
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you can get over having nearly invisible fiberglass-like splinters embedded in your hands for the next week or so even after the fruit has been stripped of any obvious spines.

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    CultOfBambi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should see how we spell foetus and paedophile too! We use all the left-over vowels that the Welsh have discarded - so they don't go to waste. :D

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    #12

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    TylerChesmore Report

    Bill Evs
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've always found it weird in movies where someone is lost/stranded/ trapped and the first thing they worry about is starvation. No one even mentions the need for a safe, steady water supply despite the fact a human can last weeks and weeks without food but only a few days without water.

    GoGoPDX
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And shelter! I was always taught that you can survive 3 weeks without food, 3 days without water, and 3 hours without shelter. I get that there are variables but it is good thing to remember to prioritize.

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    Rupp
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not true at all. I remember from sea captain training/test there is determined schedule to get the most hydration from your water supply. It was not conserve as much as possible or gulp it all at once. ( they also said to pack cigarettes in life raft kit if you smoke. Being strand is not also a good time to have withdrawals.

    Dynein
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True, it doesn't work quite like that. Even if your brain knows that you lack water, your *body* won't realize unless you dehydrate it a bit, and won't start water saving until you do that. Per default, our bodies are fairly wasteful with water. (still wasteful even when we're dehydrated, which is why we die so quickly from it, but not quite as bad)

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    Oki
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Drinking a lot at once is always a bad idea. Your body will just dump this water straight out. Drink small sips over a period of time, never more than a cup at once. This is always true, whether in survival situations or just day-to-day.

    Timmy Pillinger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wilderness is Dartmoor. What is this "running out of water" you speak of?

    Patti Vance
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    golden rule: 3 minutes without air (can vary w/people); 3 days without water; 3 weeks without food is average that people will survive with.

    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But what if you have no chance of being rescued for days?

    Becky Samuel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The advice doesn't change. Unless you know *for sure* that help is coming at a specific time, then staying hydrated will be the correct advice. Drink when you're thirsty.

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    Tessa Fontaine
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    exactly! And it would evaporate in time.

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    #13

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    pianoguyShane Report

    waddles
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    honestly have movies taught people NOTHING

    Jordi Sharpe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On the contrary, movies have taught people plenty... of shitty misinformation.

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    Hugo Farr
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As Fleetwood Mac would say, “Lightning strikes maybe once, maybe twice.”

    Hugo Farr
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As Huey Lewis & The News would say, “Better remember, lightning never strikes twice.”

    Telepathetic
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course it doesn't. After the first strike there's Nothing left for a second strike to hit !

    Mulberry Juice
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many of the tall buildings you know would’ve been struck by lightning many times and survived

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    Bobby
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's funny that the odds of getting hit by lightning are so extreme, but if you've been hit one you are insanely more likely to be hit again

    Con O Cuinn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would kinda defeat the purpose of lightning rods, wouldn't it?

    Randolph Croft
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "That lightning rod on the barn was a waste of money! It only worked once!" said no farmer, ever.

    Hobby Hopper
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw a documentary that said lightning *always* strikes more than once. They played high speed video, slowed down, to show that multiple electrical surges flow through the same path multiple times in a split second. The reason is that it follows the path of least resistance, and the initial discharge opens a path for further discharges.

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    But it’s not easy to convince someone that their source of information is misleading instead of yours. If you would like to know more about the psychology of a person believing in conspiracy theories and what is the best way to communicate with them, you can read another Bored Panda article here, in which we talked with Karen Douglas, a Professor of Social Psychology at University of Kent, who studies the psychology of conspiracy theories.

    #14

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    Spoderguy2 Report

    K W
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah if it's a flock of seagulls they might just be running so far away from a girl with auburn hair and tawny eyes. Or flocking to the local walmart parking lot

    David Phillips
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you're lost in the wilderness, a Walmart parking lot would probably be excellent news.

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    JPotts
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never heard that one. I would go downhill, that's where the water goes.

    Telepathetic
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try following this Murmuration of Swallows https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJvBSHCY0-I

    the Return of Bruno
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless I'm wrong about what you're referring to, the myth is that birds will circle a water source. And they will. So yeah, if you see several birds, especially not flocking, going to some place or spreading out from someplace, it might well contain a water source. But it could be a puddle.

    Miles Mawyer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is a strange one.. maybe they just drank their fill and are flying AWAY from the water source.

    the Return of Bruno
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you see several birds flying in different directions AWAY from the same place, that could be a water source.

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    Peeka_Mimi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But you can follow water downhill and see which side moss grows for directions.

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    Have you ever fallen for false information? Have you believed in any of these survival myths? Let us know in the comments and also, if there are any more survival myths you know that weren’t mentioned in the list, share them as well!

    #15

    Survival-Myth-Actually-Wrong

    BlueKingsOfKY Report

    Michael Bain
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Growing up near the coast I carried grocery store meat tenderizer in my tackle box. Dashing good bit over the sting seemed to help

    Lousha
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok so in my mind "meat tenderizer" is a large metal mallet with a flat and a spiky end. I wondered for a moment how that would help?! Like getting punched in the nuts to distract from toothache? :D

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    Hugo Farr
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about if I pee directly on the jellyfish? Will that accomplish anything?

    Zoe DiAnni
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah that's right. I stepped up! She's my friend and she needed help. And if I have to I'd pee on any one of you. Only, I couldn't... I got the stage fright. I wanted to help, but there was just too much pressure. So, so I turned to Chandler.

    PandaPops
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't know why you were down voted but here have my upvote Joey :)

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    Evan Martin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's anecdotal, but I've don't this after a sting and felt like it helped a lot.

    Anonymous
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm told vinegar is good for it.

    Vanessa Ubl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While snorkeling in Belize, my friend was stung by jellyfish as we were swimming back to the island. Baking soda. Works amazingly for all kinds of bites or stings....bee, wasp, fire ant, etc. And for slight chemical burns, sweet-n-low helps

    Anikulapo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is there anything that you can’t fix with baking soda! It’s up there with WD40 and duct tape!

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    Mabelbabel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always wondered if it was the warmth of the urine that soothed the stinging. I get a type of eczema on my hands called pompholyx-its tiny little blisters about 1-2 mm across in between my fingers, and its incredibly itchy. The only thing that eases the itching is putting my hands into really hot water, as hot as I can bear. It kind of numbs the skin to other sensations for a while. So maybe warm urine on jellyfish stings is similar?

    CultOfBambi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the PH (acidity level) of the urine, rather than the heat that does the soothing. But submerging the area that has been stung in hot water (as hot as you can stand) works better than urine. I'm not sure this advice is good if you have eczema or other skin conditions though so I'd suggest checking with a doctor or dermatologist.

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    Jeff Peiffer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The advice is correct, but wrong marine animal sting. The ammonia in urine deactivates the stingers of a Man of War, not a Jellyfish. Most probably don't know the difference though which is how the advice got warped.

    Jordi Sharpe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pee on the jellyfish to establish dominance.

    RL R
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But what if your kinky fetish is pretending to be stung by a jellyfish and have your girlfriend pee on the suppossed sting? Asking for a friend.

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    #16

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    inayat_khan_axk Report

    TCW Sam Vimes
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Any sensible gunman will stay out of reach anyway.

    Lousha
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    According to the movies what you absolutely, positively MUST do is say "you don't have to do this!!!"

    BasedWang12.7
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    VERY different. But if you absolutely need to. Use the hand across from the hand using the gun facing you. (if they are holding with the right and you are facing them, you use your left). Swing arm from the inside and swing OUTWARD. Most movies show someone using their strong hand to try to grab the gun and it ends up crossing their body making for a possible shot. Swing outward on their forearm and if they pull the trigger it'll be away from you. The next moves are up to you but I suggest a knee to the nuts (if a dude) or stab with anything near you. Be aware wherever is a screwdriver, scissors, pen whatever. Go for temple or eyes, whatever you need to do.. That person is not your friend

    JoJoB
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah. You definitely need a bullwhip.

    Tessa Fontaine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah you would get short immediately. Also trying to reason with the gunman. Again, you would be killed instantly if you stayed to debate XD

    Strings
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There ARE ways of defending empty handed against a gun. If you're VERY fast. Still not odds I want to try

    Atreïdes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You may be fast, but the gunman twitching his finger is always faster.

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    Vinny DaPooh
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's absolutely only done in worst case scenario. I know how to do the move. I've practiced it thousands of times. I'm still giving the mugger any cash I have. I'm very confident in my ability to disarm someone but no amount of money in my pocket is worth being shot. After money has been given they will likely flee. If they don't, then their intent goes beyond just money or jewelry and now it might be worth fighting back.

    Llama_flower93
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw somewhere that you should put your hand on the top of the gun so it will jam when fired. Can anyone confirm or deny this?

    Karnevil4
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again with heavy training. Otherwise give up!

    Lace Neil
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, don't say, "I don't think you have the nerve to pull the trigger."

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    #17

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    FuriousImpulse Report

    Raumpfleger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you did your best to catch a nasty infection on top of it.

    Per-Ole Sjuve
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But it looks so manly, surely it can't be lies? Guess I have to settle for rubbing a bunch of dirt in it and walk it off when I get shot and stabbed. Like a girl.

    blackberrycobbler
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But is it effective in an emergency when they could bleed out and you aren’t near a medical facility?

    Omi bub
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely! Hospitals use this all the time. It depends how dangerous the blood loss is but only ever a stop gap to get to the ER.

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    Imaginary Friend
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True, but you get to look tough like Rambo.

    CatFist
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly! And THAT is why you do it. It's nothing to do with treating the wound 😅

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    digitalin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So is cauterizing the wound a complete lie?

    RedMarbles
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's some logic behind it, which is why it was a thing apparently into the middle ages, and surgeons today will cauterize certain tissues as they operate, but the kind of thing they show in the movies isn't recommended. Yes, you can stop bleeding by burning, and the heated implement may have been sterile (although not necessarily), but the resulting burn is then susceptible to infection and, as others have pointed out, you may still be bleeding internally.

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    waddles
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHY WOULD ANYONE DO THIS

    Fell Ripley(she, they, potato)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Burning DOES seal the skin, but it will cause the wound to be even worse in the future.

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    Lisa Robbins
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish they would tell us the right way of doing these things then.

    Karnevil4
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pour gunpowder into wound and set on fire. Didn't any of you see Rambo 3? 😉

    ami
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's just like, if ur in pain, cause urself more pain

    Atreïdes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. There are still organs and blood vessels inside your body being ripped open by the bullet going through you.

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    #18

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    BlindNewSpeak Report

    Tessa Fontaine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The best advice is laying flat on the floor with your hands over your head.

    Salty_Sasquatch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're still dead. The only person who ever survived fell over 1000 feet, the elevator cables for that distance had collected beneath the falling elevator and provided a sort of cushion. The incident that completely turned her day into the worst day of her life is that she suffered broken bones as the result of a plane crashing into the building. Which ended up making the elevator crash. Check out her story, her name is Betty Lou Oliver.

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    UKGrandad
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Contrary to what the movies would have you believe, elevators don't crash. Even if the cables all snap (highly unlikely in itself) elevators have emergency brakes which activate as soon as the descent reaches a certain speed. So if it starts to go into freefall the brakes are forced out against the walls of the elevator shaft and slow it to a steady descent. It happens so quickly that the elevator passengers will feel nothing more than a slight jolt.

    Bathsheba
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it was to bend your knees? The jump thing is stupid - nobody is going to time that right.

    Bobby
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It has nothing to do with timing. If you're truly in a free fall you don't have enough strength to counter your own downward inertia

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    Jeff Gabrisl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How would you ever know when to jump? Do you just jump the moment it starts to fall?

    UKGrandad
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It doesn't matter when you jump, you'll still be plummeting downwards; you'll just be splattered a split second later than had you stayed still..

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    E H
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always liked this one, but then Mythbusters busted the hell out of it.

    Hugo Farr
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As Van Halen would say, “Might as well jump. Go ahead and jump.”

    Timbob
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tessa, on your back or front. (I’m a side sleeper myself.)

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    #19

    Survival-Myth-Actually-Wrong

    original_samuel Report

    S Mi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't die of covid if dehydration (short term) or hypertension (long term) take you out first, I guess?

    Frando Bone
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No but you'll die WITH covid and that counts as the same.

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    Lara Verne
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never heard this one. Who came with this nonsense?

    Ian Webling
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is such bad advice that even the Orange D**k Tator didn't suggest it.

    tara
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My gram was a nurse and anytime we were getting a sore throat, she told us to gargle with warm salt water, helped it feel better! I dunno about drinking it!!!

    rehanne garvey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What on earth 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    Rosie Red
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who was the genius that came up with this one?

    Telepathetic
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bath Salts ? Thought that was Meth

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    #20

    Survival-Myth-Actually-Wrong

    ElleFromHell1 Report

    waddles
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    any scorpions are gonna be a massive nope

    Livingroom Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    smaller ones are more deadly i think (prove me wrong, I won't downvote)

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    Frances M
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look to the claws, the bigger the claws the lower the venom, the smaller the claws the more dangerous the venom

    Mary Hiers
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I stepped on a scorpion when I was pregnant with my 2nd child. The scorpion was about an inch long and I thought I had stepped on a sewing needle. The poison control people reassured me that the sting of scorpions where I live was similar to a bee sting. Still better to be safe than sorry.

    Ian Webling
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a rule of thumb, worry mostly about scorpions with tiny nippers. They are small because the animal has strong venom so has less need to clutch the prey.

    Anonymous
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "When it comes to scorpions, the bigger the better. If the small one bites you, don't keep it to yourself." -Dr. Henry "Indiana" Jones Jr.

    JoJoB
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope. The little ones hurt like hell. And they're hard to find and stomp!

    Luis Hernandez Dauajare
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is not the size of the scorpion but rather the size of the pincers, but you should worry about all of them. You can be allergic, and at the very least the sting hurts like hell...

    digitalin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got stung by a tiny scorpion once. Not really a big deal, kind of like a bee sting. Obviously it wasn't one of the super dangerous ones. I guess I was lucky.

    ric carter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wee tiny scorpions are the worst, in my desert experience. But avoid all of them.

    Cass Malone
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mostly worry about scorpions with stingers 🤣

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    #21

    Survival-Myth-Actually-Wrong

    RobertCerda1 Report

    Dan Holden
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're driving on a desolate highway in the prairies. There are no buildings in sight but there's an overpass a few meters away, and a tornado bearing down. Not a lot of options here.

    Janos Schumacher
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On a desolate highway on prairie, the ditches are very deep. Get out of the car, get in the ditch. Lie down flat in the ditch and get small with your hands over your head. The wind will pick up your car and throw it like it's not even there. It's not the greatest option, but it's the best you have. I had to do it once. It's p**s your pants scary, but it works. Tornado went right by us so we were lucky.

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    Just Another Girl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a video that shows how a wind tunnel is created under the overpass and people getting sucked out. Get flat on the ground or in a ditch.

    RafCo (he/him)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best bet for surviving a tornado. Don't live in the Midwest. Best bet for surviving earthquake, stay away from West Coast. Hurricaine, South East. Rising oceans, coastlines. Drought and wild fires, stay near the coastal areas. Floods, low ground. Climate change induced super storms, just avoid planet Earth.

    Fajus Nedmen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you live in the Midwest (USA), odds are you have a basement or below ground level in your building or home. That's the safest place during a tornado. Keep away from windows.

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    Frances M
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Flat on the ground is the better option, get out of the car!

    Shyla Bouche
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought you were supposed to park the car, run through a barn full of sharp implements, and tie yourself to a pipe. Apparently that will protect you even from an F5.

    the Return of Bruno
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, that wasn't exactly the plan: "Who ARE these people???"

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    ric carter
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Drive in another direction. Duh. Especially if the tornado included flying cows and/or trees. And if the sky turns black at midday, go elsewhere.

    BasedWang12.7
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, climb up to the tightest part of an overpass if you have no where else to go at all. Im sure that's a helluva lot better than nothing

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