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Having a nice meal at a fancy restaurant every once in a while is good for your soul. It’s a great way to raise your spirits and remember how awesome life is. The issue with some of the nicer places (aside from the pretentiously small portions) is that some of them serve your food on mind-boggling random items. A lobster on a telephone? Check. Hummus on a canvas? Check!

The epic ‘We Want Plates’ online community gently pokes fun at this trend by showcasing some of the most egregious examples of avoiding normal plates and glasses. We hope you’ve got room for some humor because we’re featuring some of the biggest recent crimes against normality. Scroll down for pics that show you just how bonkers some restaurateurs have become.

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#1

Crustacean On A Telephone

Shrimp served unholily balanced on a retro telephone handset on a white plate in a dimly lit setting.

At the now closed, Michelin starred, Man behind the Curtain in Leeds. This was part of a 14-course tasting menu. It’s Langoustine Txangurro…

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Bill Swallow
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1 year ago (edited)

"Hello, Lobsterphone? This is Bananaphone for scale."

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    #2

    Unbelievable

    Pudding dessert served on an ancient VHS tape in a restaurant, showcasing one of the most unholy meal presentations possible.

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    Na Schi
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    1 year ago

    Unhygienic!

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    #3

    Service With Sole

    Two pieces of sushi served on a green leaf placed on an old worn sneaker as an unholy meal presentation.

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    Jumping Jellyfishes
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    1 year ago

    Nopity nope nope!

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    #4

    I Don’t Even Need A Plate. I Just Want *not This*

    Golden cow-shaped charcuterie holder serving thinly sliced meat in an unexpected and unholy meal presentation.

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    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    "OK, who ordered their steak *Rare*??!?" "RARE? That's *Mythical*!"

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    #5

    Dumpling On A Skull On A Board

    Unholy meal presentation with dumpling and greens served on a white animal skull on a modern stone plate.

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    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    'Dumpling'? Looks more like 'took a dump'.

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    #6

    Our Hummus Was Delivered On… An Art Canvas?

    Unusual meal presentation with breadsticks served in a cup and a flatbread displayed upright on a small easel.

    We ordered a hummus plate at a very normal hotel bar in the Midwest. This was brought out without context?

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    Dizzie D
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    How is that not sliding off?

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    #7

    Sole Of A 1995 Nike Air Max

    Unholy meals served creatively with desserts placed on a white sneaker sole for an unexpected food presentation.

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    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    Who runs these places, The Three Stooges?

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    #8

    Full English Breakfast Served On A Spade

    Full English breakfast with fried eggs, bacon, sausage, mushrooms, hash browns, toast, and baked beans served on a metal shovel.

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    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    Just shovel it on in!

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    #9

    Let's Just Stick These In A Whisk! *perfect!*

    Fried food served on a metal whisk with herbs, next to fork and knife on a napkin, showing unholy meal presentation.

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    Weaponized Beef
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    This just looks like they ran out of plates and improvised.

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    #10

    I Mean I Think The Round Base Is Technically A Plate?

    Unholy meal presentation with fried dumplings skewered on a large fish spine served on a stone slab plate.

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    LiuLiu
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    yuck!!!

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    #11

    Scallops Served On A Bed Of Wood Chips

    Two cheesy baked shellfish served on a plate filled with wood chips in an unholy meal presentation.

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    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    So does the restaurant's insurance company know that they are serving literal splinters to diners?

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    #12

    A Mini Staircase Of Chicken Bite Appetizers

    Fried snacks creatively served on a miniature staircase with toothpicks in an unusual meal presentation.

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    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited)

    Honestly, far from the worst offender here - as long as it's clean.

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    #13

    Alternative Use Of Roofing Tiles

    Unholy meal presentation with small salad served on a rooftop tile plate with cutlery and glassware on wooden table.

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    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    So, the 'fashion designers' that have a deep and abiding hatred of women have now moved on to being restaurateurs who hate diners. Got it.

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    #14

    Sushi On A Ceramic Hat

    Unholy meal presentation with fish served on a textured white hat-shaped plate at a wooden table setting.

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    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    As worn by the Fifth Doctor.

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    #15

    We Want (The Other 3/4s Of The) Plate

    Unholy meal served on a broken ceramic plate with fish roe and garnish on a metal table at a dimly lit restaurant.

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    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    I'd call the health department on this one before I'd eat ceramic splinters.

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    #16

    I Ate At The Best Restaurant In The World Back In August. Needless To Say Half The Dishes I Had Meets This Subreddit’s Criteria…

    Unholy meal served on an open book with herbs and seasoning, showcasing unexpected and bizarre food presentation.

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    Na Schi
    Community Member
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    1 year ago

    The poor book! (Or was the book a gift from the restaurant which one could enjoy after removing the obviously "loose" page?)

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    #17

    Wrong Kind Of Plate!

    Strips of crispy bacon served hanging on a metal rack with dipping sauces on a license plate-style tray.

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    Barbara Wilcock
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    🤢

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    #18

    Thai Basil Chicken Here Always Served With Random Household Wares

    Unholy meal presentations served in unusual containers like umbrellas, birdcages, watering cans, and wheelbarrows.

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    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    The Wheelbarrow *might* be appropriate for one of those 'Man vs. Food' overeating shows, but food served in a bird cage is RIGHT OUT!

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    #19

    My Ceasar Salad On A Log….split In Twain

    Salad with croutons, grilled chicken, and creamy dressing served on a split wooden board with a grilled lemon slice.

    First time getting a salad at my fav local spot. I’m in awe.

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    Na Schi
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    1 year ago

    Again, how does that thing get cleaned?

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    #20

    Brownie And Ice Cream On A Slice Of Wood With A Big Crack In It

    Dessert served on a wooden slab with chocolate sauce drizzled, showcasing unusual meals served in unholy ways.

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    Na Schi
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    1 year ago

    How does one clean that properly? My guess? Not at all.

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    #21

    Ice Cream In An Egg Carton

    Unholy meal presentation of melted ice cream scoops served in a torn cardboard egg carton on a wooden table outdoors.

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    Na Schi
    Community Member
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    1 year ago

    Yeah... Salmonella!

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    #22

    Staircase Pizza, Because Serving It On A Tray Makes No Sense

    Pizza slices served on a spiral staircase stand, showcasing meals presented in unholy and unexpected ways.

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    CooperDooper81
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    How to get your pizza stone cold in 4 minutes.

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    #23

    "Went To A Coffee Shop, The Food Was Served On A Broken Plate And The Straw Was Made Out Of Pasta"

    Partially broken black plate with a slice of chocolate dessert and berry sauce served in an unholy way next to an iced drink.

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    Na Schi
    Community Member
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    1 year ago

    Okay, I can at least understand where the pasta straw idee emerged from: avoiding more plastic waste. (Not to mention the plastic straw ban in a lot of EU countries).

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    #24

    Strange Way To Eat Strawberries And Cream

    Meal served in a creatively cut glass bottle on a wooden table, showcasing unholy and unexpected food presentation.

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    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    The half a bottle is bad enough, but the "food" looks like absolute garbage.

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    #25

    Birria On A “Traditional Mexican Clothesline”

    Tacos hanging by clothespins on a string above a wooden board with sauces and sides served in an unusual way

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    Ray Carrillo
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    Just lose the clothes line.

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    #26

    Cheese Ball In Monopoly Shoe

    Metal shoe serving food with paper liner inside, part of unholy meal presentation and unusual food serving ideas.

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    Na Schi
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    1 year ago

    At leat there is a paper-lining. Practicality is another plate... well, topic.

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    #27

    A Sink. A Bloody Sink

    Unholy meal served as a dessert overflowing with whipped cream, cherries, cookies, and syrup in a metal kitchen sink bowl.

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    Julietta Dyer
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    I think it’s a play on “everything but the kitchen sink” but in this case it’s included lol

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    #28

    Went A Fancy Birthday Dinner And They Served Me A Drink From This. It Was Heavy

    Unholy meal served in a shell-shaped container with pink drink and fruit skewer including grape and berries.

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    Beth Wheeler
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    At least it looks ceramic

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    #29

    Pasta Flight Served On Construction Debris

    Multiple pasta dishes served untraditionally on a wooden board alongside a glass of red wine in a dim restaurant setting.

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    uk male
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    eeew that looks nasty!

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    #30

    Great Idea: Curry In A Rolling Pin

    Unholy meal presentation of meatballs served inside a hollow wooden rolling pin, garnished with chopped green onions.

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    Na Schi
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    1 year ago

    After it has rolled three times over the table, one has at least one solid argument in their hands to directly complain to the ídiot who thought this was a good idea.

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    #31

    Linguine Fishbowl

    Linguine bolognaise served in an unusual glass fish bowl, highlighting unholy meal presentation ideas.

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    R Dennis
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    Not approved!

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    #32

    Has This Place Only Ever Cooked Eggs Benedict, But Never Eaten Them?

    Three unusual small sandwiches with different sauces served on a wooden board, highlighting unholy meal presentation.

    What do they expect to happen with this situation? I should ask for a plate, but I am eating them right off this board so they understand what they have done. They have to learn. (Very delicious btw, but upsetting).

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    JK
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    I would definitely try it.

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    #33

    Most Of The Dishes Were Served On Plates But This One, Inexplicably, Was On A Little Tree

    Unique meal served in an unholy way, presented as an artistic edible arrangement with natural elements on a wooden table.

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    Ugh, do I have to?
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    Wood you eat this?

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    #34

    Check Out Those Knife Marks. Is That Sanitary For Next Customer?

    Steak with herb butter, grilled carrots, and mashed potatoes served on a wooden board in an unusual meal presentation.

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    NJ P
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    Wood cutting boards need deep cleaning frequently.

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    #35

    When The Waiter Said “I’ll Just Go And Get Your Vegetables” I Didn’t Expect This

    Unholy meal served with vegetables in a glass jar alongside a drink and bread roll on a wooden table.

    Sunday roast in a rural English pub.

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    April M
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    Neat!

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    #36

    Chicken Burger In A Shovel In New Zealand

    Black bun fish sandwich served in a frying pan on printed paper, an unusual meal presentation style.

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    Ugh, do I have to?
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    Not too fowl

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    #37

    A Little Too Transparent About The Portion Sizes Maybe?

    A creamy meal served in a glass measuring cup with green onions and chili flakes, an unholy way to serve food.

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    Ray Carrillo
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    Cleanest container I have seen on this post.

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    #38

    This Is How They Served Me A Fish... It Was Good Though

    Unholy meal presentation featuring seafood and garnish served inside a wooden box on a bed of salt.

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    RiceRiceBaby 929
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    What the sh!t am I looking at?

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    #39

    Appetizer Sampler Served In A Tackle Box

    Two-tiered takeout container with fried food, crinkle fries, and dipping sauces served in unholy meal presentation.

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    Caitlin Youngquist
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    1 year ago

    The poor, poor dishwashers at this restaurant.

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    #40

    Cocktail In A Chinese Takeout Container

    Cocktail served in an unusual way inside a Chinese takeout box with chopsticks and dried citrus garnish on a menu table.

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    Na Schi
    Community Member
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    1 year ago

    At least this is probably food safe with regard to cleanliness. From an environmental perspective: wtf is wrong with glass?!!

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    #41

    On A Rusty Chicken

    Unholy meal presentation of deviled eggs served in an unusual chicken-shaped metal holder on a wooden board.

    The Pearl - Tampa FL.

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    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    "The Rusty Chicken" sounds like a low-grade Pub. Or a Sixties Dance Craze. Maybe both.

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    #42

    Burger On A Couple Of Bent Licence Plates

    Unholy meal serving using a folded pizza box as a tray with empty glasses on a wooden restaurant table.

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    Beak Hookage
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    Whose cars did they steal those off??

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    #43

    A First For Me: Had My Burger And Chips Served To Me In A Lunchbox That Was Burning Hot

    Tin lunchbox containing a burger and potato chips, an example of meals served in unholy ways possible.

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    Melissa Harris
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited)

    I mean, it's meant to hold food.They lined it. It can be cleaned and it's nostalgic. I like it. It was probably hot from the pass through heat lamps

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    #44

    Found This Ridiculousness In The Specials Of A Restaurant Near Me

    Unholy meal serving of chicken tenders and fries presented in a large martini glass with three sauces.

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    dollh h
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    1 year ago

    At least it's washable.

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    #45

    I'll Have A Trowel Of Hummus Please

    Metal scoop filled with dip and flatbread slices served on a wooden tray, an example of meals served in unholy ways.

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    Agfox
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    Better than being on an angled canvas, I guess

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    #46

    Drink Served In Bag

    A drink served in a plastic bag with a straw, alongside a meal, showing unholy meal serving creativity.

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    NJ P
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    Go to SE Asia. This is how their drinks are served for takeaway.

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    #47

    Who Needs Plates When There Are Dysfunctional Metal To Go Boxes

    Metal tray serving a half-eaten burger and fries shown as an unholy meal presentation.

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    Wang Zhuang
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    This doesn't bother me nearly as much as the other photos

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    #48

    This Japanese Guest Did Not Enjoy The Food At Alton Towers Resort... (To Be Fair, They Have A Point!)

    Unholy meal served on oily cardboard tray with sausage, bacon, egg, hash brown, and baked beans in a yellow mug.

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    Barbara Wilcock
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    You ate at a theme park. Sorry, but thats what you paid for

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    #49

    When I Asked My Server She Said They Don’t Even Cook With These Pans. Just For Plates

    Meal served in a frying pan with vegetables and rice on a rustic wooden table, showcasing unholy meal presentation.

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    Edda Kamphues
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    The orchid was probably more expensive than the meal.

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    #50

    Easily One Of The Worst Salads I’ve Ever Had…

    Salad with raw shrimp and fruit served in a cocktail glass with dipping sauce on a plate, an unholy meal presentation.

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    Na Schi
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    1 year ago

    Absolutely impractical!

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    #51

    Served In A Jar

    Noodles and sauce served inside a glass jar with a metal clasp, an unholy way to present a meal in a busy restaurant.

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    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    Is that not *traditional* for Gagh?

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    #52

    How Am I Supposed To Scoop This Out With Chips?

    Shrimp cocktail served in a wine glass surrounded by tortilla chips on a white plate in an unusual presentation.

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    Na Schi
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    1 year ago

    "How Am I Supposed To Scoop This Out With Chips?" This was clearly a guest who could not appreciate the big picture! The astethic! The beauty of this ensemble! What a blatant question of how to eat it instead of appreciating the magnificence of the creation itself! /s

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    #53

    Today’s Lunch, Served On Some Building Materials

    Unholy meal presentation with fries in a small basket and a sandwich served on a wooden board with ketchup.

    With cutlery and other items present, it didn’t even fit on the table.

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    Nikole
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    How did they cut that sandwich?? Shame! Shame!

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    #54

    Meatballs On A Ferris Wheel

    Unholy meal presentation with various dips served in metal cups on a rotating Ferris wheel stand at a restaurant.

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    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    Stick a magnet on it, we'll *see* if it's Ferrous.

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    #55

    Fries Stuffed In A Mini Pitcher

    Fries served inside a small white pitcher alongside ketchup and mayonnaise dips on a wooden table.

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    Edda Kamphues
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    6 chips. Wow, how generous.

    #56

    All The Perfumes In A Sink

    Unholy meal presentation of dessert with ice cream, whipped cream, gummies, and cookies served on a metal tray inside a fridge.

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    Nikole
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    Perfumes?

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    #57

    Ill Have The Pasta, With A Side Of ... A Glass? From A Local Restaurant

    Pasta with sliced chicken and black olives served with upside-down glass on a plate, showcasing unholy meal presentation.

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    Anne Roberts
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    Do you scoop it into your mouth with the glass?

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    #58

    The “Board” Is Not Even Wood, It’s Ceramic…

    Meal served with a fried egg and melted yolk on an irregularly shaped, rough-textured dish on a wooden board.

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    Barbara Wilcock
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    What the hell is that

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    #59

    It Arrived In A Chocolate Bowl, Which Was Promptly Smashed On The Table

    Dessert served messily with ice cream, strawberries, sauce, and whipped cream on a wooden table, showcasing unholy meal presentation.

    At least there’s a sanitary film covering the table.

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    Na Schi
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    1 year ago

    How reassuring 🥴

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    #60

    I Can’t Even Pour The Syrup On Or It’ll Get Everywhere ??

    Waffle sandwich with strawberries and whipped cream served on a wooden board among breakfast dishes and drinks.

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    Barbara Wilcock
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    Looks very dry

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    #61

    Raw Fish On Old Wood

    Variety of sushi pieces served on a rustic wooden board in an unexpected unholy meal presentation.

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    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    ... Does the owner have stock in the local hospital?

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    #62

    Not A Plate

    Pizza cone with meatball and melted cheese served in an unusual way on a metal stand, showcasing unholy meal presentation.

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    JK
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    Meatball cone! I'd eat it.

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    #63

    Chicken Parm On A Plank

    Pizza served with sauce messily spread on a wooden board alongside a bowl of pasta, showcasing unholy meal presentation.

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    Zoe Vokes
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    It looks like a cutting board. I’d rather have a plate but at least it’s designed to have food on it and be cleaned. It’s stupid but not unhygienic

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    #64

    Relatively Mild I Suppose

    Tiramisu served inside traditional coffee makers on a decorative plate with spoons, an unholy meal presentation.

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    #65

    There Is A Plate Right There. What Is The Point?

    Meal served in unholy way with fries in a small metal bucket and salad in a mini colander on a plate.

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    Lesley Thomas
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    I would have tipped it all onto the plate

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    #66

    No Side Plates. I Asked And I Was Given A Very Small Paper Basket That Was The Size Of My Palm

    Unholy meal serving with onion rings stacked on a skewer and pretzel buns on metal holders with dipping sauces at a bar.

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    Zoe Vokes
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    This seems okay to me because it’s all finger food.

    #67

    Ah Yes, Serving Food In A Container Made For Fish At A Vegan Restaurant. Makes Perfect Sense

    Unholy meal presentation with a bread roll served inside an open empty tin can on a wooden table.

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    Lowrider 56
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    Looks like a cat food can!

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