Hey Pandas, Post Your Funniest Parenting Pic That Made You Question If You Should Have Had Kids (Closed)
The day you realized your kids are just wild crazy regular kids.
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Mom Is Sleeping With The Doors Locked Tonight
It's a rock climbing technique called the chimney climb, for when you have two vertical surfaces close to each other... Having taught my daughter how to do this, when she was 4, one of my happy memories was when she realized she could do it in the Barnes and a Noble kids' section, between the fake tree and the wall, placing her back against the wall and feet on the tree... While I was checking out the new fiction section, unaware of the fun, she was apparently sitting like that at the top of the tree, just below the ceiling, reading a book, when a worried employee who is definitely not paid enough ran over to ask her to please not do that... She still mentions that when we go into B&N now, and she has long since graduated college 😅
Load More Replies...The little kid pulling on the older kid's leg is the thing that would terrify me if I were the mum
The little kid looks like he's hanging off the elders foot!! These kids are energetic.
Load More Replies...I had the kids' book of shenanigans and they taught you how to do this. Never did master it myself.
I used to climb walls and doorways like that. I had a blast doing it!
This Was At Someone Else's House
Reminds me of when we put dishwashing liquid in the dishwasher and had a blast sliding across the floor to clean it up. We had to explain why the kitchen floor was spotless and smelled so good tho
This actually looks like fun. My niece and I did it intentionaly once, it was the best bath of my life! (I just had to get in there too, couldnt pass up the chance)
Twins. Don't Let That Smile Fool You, It Was Definitely Her Idea
when I was a kid I put my little brother in the empty washing machine!!
This girl is evil to stuff her brother in the TOILET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Two Kids Are Strong Enough To Open The Fridge And Get The Bottle Of Chocolate Syrup
No matter how old these siblings get, this event will be brought up at every family event.
When my sister was 3 and I was 2, we got into the jelly jar while Mom was on the phone. A neighbor down the street called my mom after the line freed up... She had left me on the potty when the phone rang and the neighbor caught me with a jelly jar and a butter knife wearing only a shirt, down the street. My mom followed the trail of jelly to find me.
HA! I wanna know how your neighbor described what you were doing to your Mom. "Hey, uh, Becca is.. just... just get over here. Follow the jelly. You'll know what I mean when you see it. Also, she's armed. Bring pants."
Load More Replies...Reminds me of when my sister and I ate practically everything in the pantry while our mom was milking the cow. We were 2 and 3. There was a lock after that.
It had to take a while for them to do that … where was the parent all that time! Watch your kids!!!!
It was a matter of minutes. I was folding laundry in my bedroom.
Load More Replies...There Is A Boy And A Lizard In My Bed. Always A Surprise When You Have A Child
Yes, it found the boy outside and brought him home
Load More Replies...On the kid's left thigh, half under the covers. Looks like a bearded dragon, I think.
Load More Replies...PLS SAY IT IS YOUR PET...GODDDD I HATE LIZARDS I'M SCARED OF 'EM
One Of Many Examples
The clippers jumped up and got him apparently, wasn't his fault at all
No, sent him to brush his teeth and came back like this - he's now 16 and still not lived it down
Load More Replies...My daughter did this, she had to have a comb over for ages and ages.
My sister and I got the sewing scissors when I was 3. We were supposed to take turns. Her new do was fixable and mine was definitely not. And yes, my mother did get professional pictures taken that year.
Also, my daughter had safety scissors when she was 3. She woke up before me and I awoke to pieces of my hair spread around me and her Barbie was practically bald. Safety scissors! I didn't even know they could cut hair. Regular dull scissors are impossible to cut hair with.
Load More Replies...My half sister did a smaller patch one time and an eyebrow another. Both while i was baby sitting, and both while she "went to the bathroom. She loved getting me in trouble. :( What was i supposed to do, follow her into the toilet? But i just got a whooping with the wooden spoon for "talking back" when i explained that she was in the bathroom. /sigh
Discovering The Power Of Water
ahh yes...or just trying to have the water spray a tad and end up having a glorious nasal/eye ball flush...
Just A Sweet Baby Girl With Her Kitty Cat
Easy with the evuuuulll grin kiddo and easier with the kitty's ear. LMAO
Plenty Of Floor Space
If he fits, he sits. Then, like a cat, scatters everything across the floor.
Load More Replies...This is the 'before' shot. Ten minutes later, everything will be on the floor.
My child is the opposite scatters the toys across the floor then sits in the box.
Why make a mess and be told to clean it up when you can just play inside the toybox? XD
Spaghetti!
The stains would come off easily enough, though. Just rub in some see-through liquid hand soap and put the shirt in a closed plastic bag for 6+ hours and then wash it as usual in the machine. Works on almost all stains (I have 3 kids and the oldest is 5 years old today! We are blessed with lots of stains but this trick has totally worked wonders for us!)
Load More Replies...I never had this issue with my kid. I know he was particularly neat and tidy personality wise (didn't get it from me, I'm a hot mess), but he also learned to use utensils as soon as he was eating solids without assistance. He had little forks and spoons and training chop sticks by the time he was two. I remember him at about two looking appalled as his little friends shoved food all over their faces. We also ate traditional indian food frequently with Indian people so he learned to eat neatly with his right hand, and was happy to have a damp washcloth or cloth napkin with each meal to tidy himself up with as he ate. Which is convenient for me because I never thought those staged spaghetti on the face/head pics of babies and young kids were cute. Ppl would ask how and why he was such a clean and adventurous eater and I'd answer half he was born that way, and half I just acted like I expected him to behave the se way I did at the table and he just did. Kids are mimics.
I'm 63. I'm not sure I ever left this stage.
Load More Replies...Had spaghetti for dinner. The child at the table called th worms, the one in my belly gave his happy baby wiggles.
I’ve never understood why so many childrens’ menus offer spaghetti as an option. Virtually any other pasta shape is less traumatic for your children to eat in public.
Sometimes My Child And My Sleep Paralysis Demon Have The Same Face
My Son Found My Fake Eyelashes Before We Went To A Party. He Put Them On Himself And Wouldn't Pull Them Off
He has done some pretty bad things wich made me think maybe I shouldn't have had a kid.This is just funny. We laught about it and we let him but when you have to stop at a gasstation because he has to pee. You just can't help to think oh god..
Load More Replies...110 Degrees Outside! They're Here On Two Week Visit! Pretend Halloween Is What They Come Up With
Funny you say that cause my husband says he's just waiting on her head to start spinning one day lol
Load More Replies...I'm guessing the deleted comments was an adult bullying children???
They used there imaginations and had fake candy lol they robbed my craft room and used buttons, gems and stones all kinds of small stuff lol. There was three boys to add to the mix there was no way I was breaking out candy if they were locked indoors with me all day lol.. crack with pretty wrappers!! 😵💫😵💫😵💫🤣
Load More Replies...Evil giraffe?? Crappy lighting with. Crappy phone l
300
my brother did this to my phone so many times. it is sooooooo annoying.
my brother always leaves his phone and i just took some pictures by mistake and he yelled like crazy!!!!!!!!!
300 selfies, all exactly the same. After a few times of this, I finally upgraded to the iPhone that unlocked with thumbprint.
LOL, my 13 y/o does this every day, I'm seriously deleting over at least forty photos a day.
I Dunno If He's A Secret FBI Agent Or Part Of The Mafia
Everytime These Gals Play They Play Rough
I used to wrestle my little sister all the time to resolve disputes, both real and imaginary. 😂
What's wrong with girls playing rough? I remember with my other girl siblings we'd knock each other to the other room,on dressers and into closets almost breaking walls
Nothing wrong with it lol. I'm a tomboy raising girls. It good to be tough.
Load More Replies...I love when I see little girls allowed to be children and not forced to be "little ladies"
Me too I never was much of a lady I tried to be......but I'm a little rough around the edges and that how I like it
Load More Replies...my younger sister is also crazy she is a dark green circle with a E in the middle
Quite The Outfit!
Looking At Them Thru The Glass!!! I Was Like Who's Children Are These?
love me hey! call me lalisa love me lalisa love me hey ! oh ooh 알잖아 attitude
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Unsupervised Yoghurt Time
My mom told me once that I dumped an entire bowl of applesauce on my head when I was around that age. Unsupervised, of course.
Sadly for my Mom, I managed things like that while supervised. I knew exactly how much time it would take my Mom to reach me even if she was staring right at me. Probably why my sisters nicknamed me "The demon spawn".
Load More Replies...Am I the only one who noticed the creepy Thomas the tank engine in the back???
At the time our home was full of creepy Thomas the tank stuff as he was obsessed, he used to take the engines to bed with him, even the hard plastic ones. (Ps just for context I'm his Mum.)
Load More Replies...My mom looked away for two minutes and I covered my entire body in yogurt and said "Wook mommy! Wotion!"
Reminds me of the time when I was a baby, my family was at a Mexican restaurant, and my parents looked away for just a minute and when they looked back I had smeared beans or something all over my face. Also who else remembers biting eye, nose, and mouth holes in a tortilla and wearing it over your face as a kid?
Spaghetti Bolognaise Is Still Her Favorite
I'm sure there was a time where my brain decided that was an incredibly unpleasant feeling, but damned if I could tell you when that switch was thrown.
For some reason, pictures of kids covered in tomato sauce and spaghetti make me feel sick. Really sick. Any other kind of food it's ok, but tomato sauce 🤮
Looooong Time Ago
They Had Round Hickies On Their Foreheads For Two Days
I did this as a kid with a wine aerator, my mom was so confused as to why I had a perfectly round bruise on my forehead!
The only difference now is that they call it "cupping" and you pay a physiotherapist $95/hr to do it to you!
Load More Replies...The best in when they do this type of thing the day before a big family event with lots of photographs, like weddings, golden wedding anniversaries, big birthdays, etc.
We were on our way to a meet and greet book signing with one of their favorite actresses from Pretty Little Liars.. lol
Load More Replies...Born On The Dark Side
The dark side of the Force leads to many pathways some consider to be.....unnatural. *lightsaber ignites *
Just My Sister Laughing Herself Into A Demon. I Think My Mom Has Regrets
Couldn't Wait To Read This
So Proud Of Herself
Poop. Poop Everywhere!
Oh man.... wicked flashback to my son, in his Johnny Jump Up, happily bouncing away while I made dinner, unaware of the poo explosion that was being bounced and bounced and bounced....
I almost lost it after reading this. What a memorable story.
Load More Replies...Baby's First Lemon
My Teenage Son Took A Comforter Bag To School To Carry His Books
The Cat Did Not Agree To This
Wanna Get In The Dog Crate And Play Zombie?
Took My Kids Out For A Nice Sit-Down Lunch
They were on sale as an add on to the game..: that we don't have.. but she had to have them!
Load More Replies...Can't eat out any other way! How else is the waiter supposed to know what you want?? I myself wear my chicken and dumplings gloves, but to each their own
Why Would He Poop Anywhere ?
I hope it's chocolate. Otherwise, that's a really crappy situation.
Load More Replies...My mom doesn't have a picture of it but she told me about it. When I was little, my mom had an iPad and I used to literally step on it and jump on it all the time, she said I would use it as some sort of pad, it NEVER BROKE
So funny, I have my kids in some unique poses too which I pull out and embarrass them with from time to time. It's in the parents manual!!!! 😜
I don’t have a picture of it but when my sons were around 2 and 5 I snuck in to get a super fast shower while they were occupied. When I got out I smelled an odd but familiar smell, threw on clothes quickly and ran out to find the 2 year old in the kitchen sink being covered in Polynesian sauce from Chick-fil-a.
I have not laughed, belly ache laughed, in a while. This was so hilarious and true I can't stop laughing! Thank you Thank you!
My mom doesn't have a picture of it but she told me about it. When I was little, my mom had an iPad and I used to literally step on it and jump on it all the time, she said I would use it as some sort of pad, it NEVER BROKE
So funny, I have my kids in some unique poses too which I pull out and embarrass them with from time to time. It's in the parents manual!!!! 😜
I don’t have a picture of it but when my sons were around 2 and 5 I snuck in to get a super fast shower while they were occupied. When I got out I smelled an odd but familiar smell, threw on clothes quickly and ran out to find the 2 year old in the kitchen sink being covered in Polynesian sauce from Chick-fil-a.
I have not laughed, belly ache laughed, in a while. This was so hilarious and true I can't stop laughing! Thank you Thank you!
