Naming your pet is the next most important choice you’ll make after deciding to open up your home to an animal in need of your love and care. While some folks go for something more traditional, others like to go all out and think way, way outside of the box.
Today, we’re featuring the ‘Petfinder Names’ subreddit, a fun little online community that shares some of the funniest and most imaginative pet names found over on the ‘Petfinder’ pet adoption website. Keep scrolling for some wholesomeness, cuteness, and a lot of excellent inspiration for your next pet’s name.
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Pie Chart. Such A Precious Name For A Precious Lady!
These Geese
Very nice!!! Been struggling finding a name for my rescue goose!! He is now “Goose Willis”!!! I am terrible at naming pets.
Metallicat
According to ‘PetSmart,’ owners ought to choose a name for their pet that fits its personality. What’s more, it’s a great idea to choose a name based on how easy it is to say, preferably one that ends in a vowel.
And if you feel stuck, you can always look to your hobbies for inspiration. For example, you might find some awesome names in your favorite movies, books, TV shows, or video games.
Hehe + Haha
Swim Shady
Meanwhile, ‘PetSmart’ adds that there are a few things you should steer clear of when naming your new pet. For instance, you may want to avoid names that sound like other pets’ names, so there’s less confusion.
With that in mind, you also shouldn’t go for names that sound like training cues. If you name your pet ‘Shay,’ it might have a tough time when you order it to ‘Stay.’ So either avoid similar-sounding names or change your training cues.
It also might be easier if your pet's name isn’t longer than 2 syllables. In the meantime, think of possible nicknames! And once you’ve landed on a name that you like, stick with it. It might be fine to change the name “a few times in the first few weeks,” but after a longer while, your pet might find it confusing.
Fruit Bat
Swinona Ryder
Buzz Lightbeard
The ‘Petfinder Names’ subreddit was created back in March 2021. According to the moderator team, it is meant to be a place for people to post all of the silly and ridiculous names and photos of animals that they find on ‘Petfinder,’ the popular pet adoption site. The mod team notes that “normal names” will get removed from the sub, “unless the picture is that outrageous.”
However, the internet enjoys creative and off-the-hook ‘Petfinder’ names so much that this is far from the only online community that shares them.
Catthew
Robert The Bruce
The Crime Brothers
Doesn't look anything like Richard O'Brien. ( If you don't recognize the name, look him up on IMDB. )
No thank you. I don't want to do the time warp again.
Load More Replies...WoW!! Riff Raff has really beautiful Green eyes...💚 And Hooligan (cute name 😺 ) he looks Very Smart! And Sweet!! ❤️ 🫶 🥰 👍
My twin boys are called Gary and Steve. Gary is a beautiful tabby and Steve is a tuxedo and very greedy lol
Previously, our team has covered the ‘Petfinder Names’ project on X, formerly Twitter. Though it’s named the same as the subreddit, and it also focuses on creative names from ‘Petfinder,’ these are two distinct online communities.
The X account was created in April 2021 and currently has nearly 337k followers on the social network.
Meep
How to generate engagement. Step 1, cats. Step 2, use an obviously wrong word in a post.
Load More Replies...Winner! But, in truth, Roadrunner Meep Meeps. Thus my girl is Meeps.
Load More Replies...A Boxer Named George Foreman!
Is it fair to assume that the tenor of his bark is too deep to consider Mike Tyson?
He could be Mike Tyson if he's notorious for biting ears.
Load More Replies...Not quite the same but I have a painted rock that I named Dwayne Johnson
Emily Lickinson
She's a beauty. Or should I say she walks in beauty, even though that is Byron.
Earlier, during a previous interview with Jea, the founder of the ‘Petfinder Names’ project on X, they said that, initially, the idea was something silly. The popularity of the account was something surprising.
“I started this account as a silly little thing on the side. I spend so much time browsing Petfinder and started to see some hilarious names, and I thought they would be fun to share!" they told Bored Panda earlier.
Felony And Misdemeanor. Waiting To Break Out Of Kitty Jail
One of my kittens is named Violet, but I call her Violent because that's more fitting with her personality. 😁
The One And Only Crunchwrap Supreme. I Hope He Has A Brother Called Baja Blast
Be aware - the crunch wrap depicted could become very spicy very quickly.
Mr. World Wide
Might i suggest an addition to your Spooder name... *clears throat* Mr. World Wide Web...
Load More Replies..."I figured I would get some followers and people who enjoyed it, but it has blown up exponentially!” Jea, who created ‘Petfinder Names,’ said, explaining that it was incredible to see a surge of followers almost immediately after making the account on X.
At the time, they said that the most unusual animal name they’d found was a cat named Golfball Sized Hail. "But there are too many to count, and I'm sure they'll just keep getting weirder!"
Tax Fraud
Petfinder Or Local Deli?
In Walt Kelly's "Pogo" cartoons he had a character named Sam Handwich. He was a duck that fell into the Fountain of Youth and became an egg. Copy of one of the cartoons attached (and hidden) below.
Chappurr Roan
"What potted plant?" [insert sounds of a cat whistling innocently about here]
But picking a truly imaginative name for your pet can be quite challenging. So, it’s no wonder that some owners feel overwhelmed.
"My best advice in finding a unique name would be to literally just start writing down random things you see or identify. For example, my nickname for my cat is Dumptruck, and I intend on naming my next pet Chainsaw,” Jea told Bored Panda.
Gremblin
Big Orange Papa
First rule when naming a cat: Choose a name you're totally prepared to yell out loud in your neighbourhood.
My cats are fully indoors, but my aunt (who lives a couple houses down in the same neighborhood) allows her three cats to go outside (super dangerous for them where we live, but whatever.) I have seen the cats wandering around sometimes and I always yell out to them to say hi (they're all sweethearts.) The dilute orange boy is named Oliver, and the other are tuxedo brothers named Columbus and Ninja. It is admittedly a little weird to be walking down my sidewalk yelling "NEEEEEENJAAAAAA IS THAT YOOOOU" XD (Ninja and Columbus look almost exactly alike!)
Load More Replies...Big orange papa sounds like something Trump would want to be called! Poor cat
Squirt Mcgee
As for ‘Petfinder,’ it is the largest online pet adoption site in all of North America. The organization has around 250,000 adoptable pets from 11,000 shelters and rescue groups situated across the United States, as well as Canada and Mexico.
The ‘Petfinder’ website is constantly updated, and you can even sign up to get email notifications when new pets that match your search criteria are added to it.
Mrs. Doubtfire
Cat Gpt
Mike
We honestly can’t wait to read what you have to say, Pandas! Once you’ve finished enjoying the awesome photos and names, and upvoting your favorites, tell us which ones you loved the most and why in the comments. What’s the most unique name given to an animal that you’ve ever heard? What have you named your pets? We’d like to find out.
Bochephus
That was the name of a cat I had in 1985. Yes, he was named after Hank Williams Jr. He was just as cool 😎
Beef Cake
Gonna take a while, and a lot of overfeeding, to grow into that name.
Doesn't necessarily need the overfeeding XD One of my two youngest (8 months old) is much shorter and less long of body than her litterbrother, but she is cobby-bodied, which means she is SOLID. She is THICC without being fat (because she's still a kitten.) Her name is Spicy - she was hissy and swatty when I first found her and her brother in my backyard - but I lovingly call her "brick shíthouse" sometimes because she's just build so SOLIDLY XD Her brother, Joseph, is HUGE - long and tall and probably still going to get bigger - but Spicy is a beefcake - just short, squat, solid, and muscled XD
Load More Replies...Don't let Cartmans mom see BeefCake, especially if he's being a dild0 or she would end up having a certain kitty kitty sleeping with mommy dear tonight
Vegan. The Yearbook Photo Sells It For Me
Me to ,cos dogs should not be fed only vegan c**p ,they need meat to
Load More Replies...Spring Roll
Cheddar Meatloaf
It’s A Nimbus 2000!
Toaster Strudel
The Golden Girls
☠️bad Haircut
Chaos Cat
I KNOW!! LOOK AT HER! I ... I can handle 7 cats, right?! >_>;
Load More Replies...Payback
Le Chonk
Carbohydrate
Slick Back
Big Strong Man. The Biggest. The Strongest
Hes So Pathetic I Can't
Excavator
Perfect for the jokester who wants to tell their friends they just got an excavator
CAT brand, of course! (I have no idea if CAT, the company, makes excavators, tbh, lol.)
Load More Replies...Crazy Eyes
Awwww I too have a tuxedo with crazy eyes, when he's staring into the void we say he's "transmitting" 😹 but my boy's name is Thelonious Skrunk
Peanut Butter Donut
Dude
As a lifelong Southern Californian (and thus an expert on use of the word "dude") I can confirm that "dude" is a gender-neutral term, as are "bro" and "bruh". XD
Provolone
Uncle Phil
Cheese Steak
We're Cooked Chat
We've Been Trying To Contact You
What a gorgeous little girl - a "tabico", basically a calico with the tabby stripes very visible in the non-white patches of fur <3
Decided It’s My Turn To Find Some Names
Pea Shooter
I Guess This Belongs Here
A Few I Found Near Stl
Cookie Montress And Forest Jump
Burnt Chicken
Wafer (Body Of Christ)
Justice For Barbie Q
Funny though. I don't think he's going near a BarBQ.
Load More Replies...Knew a farmer who had named his Bacon, Chop, and Ham Fried. They were prize show pigs, so never meant for the grill.
He's more like of a wrestler named Fat Fk Barrel Boy 🤣😂
Connect Four
I bet the entire litter was named after board games XD The Kitten Lady also theme-names the litters she fosters as well (actually, a lot of kitten fosterers do this!)
I got my girls from the guy that runs the Kitten Academy YouTube channel. Their litter had a money theme. They were Doubloons and Farthing. Now they’re Willow and Ivy. Much more appropriate.
Load More Replies...Bolognese
China
'China plate' = 'mate' in cockney rhyming slang, usually said "Me old china".
The Hat
If Judy was real instead of a cartoon character, whitman would be Judith Funnys dog(Doug's artistic older sister on the 90s cartoon on Nickelodeon called "Doug")
Was It That Hard
Why was Brain-In-A-Vat's comment hidden? I sort of remember Willo the Wisp.
Big Beef Boy
Funny Name LOL
Stress Ball
Chair
Great Name
This cat is my soulmate. I have a giant forehead. I wonder how far away she is from me XD
We named one of our cats George Lopez because of his big head. We called a later addition Harley - flat head and, when he first presented himself for adoption, a fat boy.
Load More Replies...I bet a kid named the kitty lmao... My oldest daughter named her kitties from childhood: friend(the mom), NoName(kitten #1), Dora(Kitten #2), Boots(Kitten #3), Skarcrow(her dad actually named kitten #4), Midnight(kitten #5 but died not long after being born) A feral calico named "wicked" Current kitty(tuxedo kitty) named Luna She did have a kitten named "Ashe"(from evil dead) but her ex bf purposely took the kitty outside and terrified Ashe and he took off(,her kitties were indoor only). She left him not long him doing that she was pîssed
Scalene Triangle
Wow so many possibilities with that facial marking...and they go with scalene Triangle. Simulataniously too much and not enough imagimation.
Ventilation And Drywall
Love It Ahah
Feral Werewolf
Satan - Chihuahua Lovers Only
Look up the YouTube channel for Johnny Devaney. There is a sketch of two guys breaking into a house. They meet a dog. It is a Golden Retriever. The burglars make nice with the GR, and say they are just helping his owner move some stuff. The dog answered 'Sure' As they wandered off, the GR adds: 'Just have to make sure Tina is OK with it.' Burglars ask who Tina is. Cut to the actor with a manic grin, captioned as a chihuahua. Burglars: Oh God. Tina: He won't save you...
Looking For Huskies On Petfinder And Found These Gems
Shout Out To Gaslight, Gatekeep, Wnd Girlboss
4 Slice Toaster
Casey Anthony
Most Recent Pet Finder Browse Was A Trip For Sure
The Chickens Always Have The Most Ominous Names
Rizzler
No, that's a pit bull mix, not a Vizsla. The dog is probably named after the modern slang term "rizz", which is short for "charisma" (after a fashion.)
Load More Replies...Hello Again. I Decided To Expand My Horizons And Found More Names
It is so hard some days to look at these, as much as I love animals, because it makes me sad that so many animals need good homes. But I do love to look at their sweet faces.
This was difficult to scroll through...a lot of fear, apprehension, and distrust in their faces/eyes
Load More Replies...And I thought I was unhinged because I named the chickens in one family of Sims 4 after dishes like Nugget, Tikka Masala, Kiev, and a rooster named Au Vin.
Captain Skittles? Speedbump? Chainsaw (My favorite) Steve the Atomic KItten and Steve the non-Atomic Kitten
If you have a pet fish and didn't name it "Jon Bon-chovy" you missed out! :)
My dad used to have 2 dogs names shoebox and cardboard, so I totally get the quirky names
I had a red squirrel with so much energy I named him Reddy Kilowatt. The chipmunks used to come around looking for food with their heads down and tails up, looking like vacuum cleaners, so they got named Hoover, Kirby, and Dyson. The blue jays are named Screamin' Jay Hawkins, Baby Jay, Crazy Jay, Jay Z, Jay Lo, Jay Leno, LL Cool Jay, Jay Silverheels, and a few others I can't remember now. I named my black cat Shadow.
It is so hard some days to look at these, as much as I love animals, because it makes me sad that so many animals need good homes. But I do love to look at their sweet faces.
This was difficult to scroll through...a lot of fear, apprehension, and distrust in their faces/eyes
Load More Replies...And I thought I was unhinged because I named the chickens in one family of Sims 4 after dishes like Nugget, Tikka Masala, Kiev, and a rooster named Au Vin.
Captain Skittles? Speedbump? Chainsaw (My favorite) Steve the Atomic KItten and Steve the non-Atomic Kitten
If you have a pet fish and didn't name it "Jon Bon-chovy" you missed out! :)
My dad used to have 2 dogs names shoebox and cardboard, so I totally get the quirky names
I had a red squirrel with so much energy I named him Reddy Kilowatt. The chipmunks used to come around looking for food with their heads down and tails up, looking like vacuum cleaners, so they got named Hoover, Kirby, and Dyson. The blue jays are named Screamin' Jay Hawkins, Baby Jay, Crazy Jay, Jay Z, Jay Lo, Jay Leno, LL Cool Jay, Jay Silverheels, and a few others I can't remember now. I named my black cat Shadow.
