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Teo Zirinis, better known as Handsoffmydinosaur!, is an Athens-based freelance illustrator and graphic designer, whose passion is finding the happy, amusing side of things. He gets the ideas for his funny drawings in everyday topics, such as food, books, and life in general.

One of Teo's favorite funny joke platform is clever puns, as they themselves can be a great inspiration for some hilarious and cute drawings. It is also no surprise that the illustrator also comes up with his own funny puns and silly wordplays, which then are brought to life with his illustrations.

This time around, Handsoffmydinosaur! came up with an amusing series of the best puns and their matching opposites. After all, opposites attract!

Now, scroll down below for double puns and double fun! If you'd like to look at more of Teo's works, you can find his best jokes on Instagram.

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Planet

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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Reminds me of "F*** this sh** O'clock"-ET! :)

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Christopher Clark
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"i shall Moon the boss on the way out."

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Amanda Patterson
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have definitely had both kinds of days.

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    Parking

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    Marissa
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YASSSS QUEEEENN (I'm sorry)

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    Bunnyrabbit
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At first I thought that the king had earphones ; ) silly me!

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    Wardrobe

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    Nigel Rodgers
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What about a nurse in a morning gown?

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    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Make love, not war. Peace, brother and sister.

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    #4

    Robot

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    Lucida
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The wire between his legs haha

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    Bambi
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol! Nice placement of the um.. cord.

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    Kristin Haskins
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uhh, could you maybe put that thing away? Kids, you know....

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    Grant
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shouldn't this be NUDEOT

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    Blackjack JK
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    there should be to BBs for Robbot

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    Breakfast

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    Steffen Beth
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like how the coffee turned into tea....

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    Daria B
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Breakfast → Fixslow

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    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like my life.

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    Grayson
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should have put jelly on the first toast

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    Queen MT
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    breakslow more like breakdown

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    Mousio
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alternatively: MakeSlow

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    Aranya Chakraborty
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about connecting all of them in the 2nd pic and naming it "Joinfast"

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    Tyrannosaurus

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    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First one also known as Terrordactyl.

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    Nitro
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Electodosaurus, I can't XDD

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    Davin Wong
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    standing above either saurus is thesaurus. ;-)

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    Dwight Redding
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this one is actually kind of inspired

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    John Doe
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Adult Swim needs to turn this into a show: The Tyrannosaurus who became president of the United States.

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    Kristin Haskins
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a whole lot of difference.... Saurus to disappoint you....

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    Pasikeiciau Varda
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    politically incorrect :D Is the author from western countries?

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    Ketchup

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    Mousio
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Double alternative: LetDown/ThrowDown

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    Radioactive

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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These pun is hazardous to my health ;)

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    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Radiolazy is the one with the beer gut.

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    Pasteurized

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    Genevieve
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm still waiting for my jetpack. We were promised jetpacks!

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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And hoverboards! Real ones, not flawed skateboards.

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    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We still don't know who invented fire. Poor guy never got the recognition.

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    holo it's me
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought the one on the left was wearing cookie dough

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    Jonr Granger
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, it's not lactaid! & full of gas

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    Alex Cada
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it was a chicken drumstick his holding

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    Dumpling

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    Freya the Wanderer
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now add a Mensa membership card to Smartpling.

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    Mango

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    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They make a cute couple.

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    Jan Oomen
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are they not going? ;-p

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    SykesDaMan
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ManCome? OK, this one has a bad double-entendre!

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    Kathryn Harterink
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to see their wedding/children!!!

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    Dwight Redding
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trans mango? Cmon.... gotta be inclusive...

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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it was going to be manstop

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    #12

    Fireworks

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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a whole new level of genious.

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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how she swaps the colours round too for each picture. As in red and yellow is more commonly used in fire, than water, visa versa. She swapped. Simple but effective. Genius. XD

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    My O My
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    Premium     7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm waterworks

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    Sophia Cai
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fire works -> water doesn't work?

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    Internship

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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the friendship between them.😁

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    Jonr Granger
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh c**p! Another Titanic, just what we needed

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    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Leadership has his coffee brought to him by Internship. Don't worry, Internship, your ship will come in.

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    Cyclops

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    Bob Beltcher
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    7 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Biclops, a drawing of a normal person lol.

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    Hot Dog

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    7 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chilly dog!

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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what I was thinking too, as I scrolled I was like not "cold dog" lol

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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was small, I used to think that the inventer of the hot dog must have been an hot man and hot dog is a hot one itself :)

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    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor Hotdog is meeeelting...

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    Rob Cornwall
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hot Dog.... Hot Cat (https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/2116/8763/products/hotcat.png?v=1502402924)

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    #16

    Smoothie

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    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't judge Roughie. He's had a hard life.

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    Hamlets twin
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah! Let see how great they look after going through a blender!

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    Dwight Redding
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is the roughie glass filled with puke? it looks like puke.

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    Champagne

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    Freya the Wanderer
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The other opposite is "realpagne." :D

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    David Martin
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve always loved the toast “May all our true friends have champagne...and may our sham friends have true pain”

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    Dahlia Bucket
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd recommend watermarking these before somebody starts posting them w/o attribution to the author. these are all genius!

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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every time I see the word champagne I think of the Fall out Boy Album "Champagne for my real friends, real pain for my sham friends" :D

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    Jane Alexander
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    uh oh, must share favorite toast now; "Here's champagne to real friends and real pain to sham friends"

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