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Signs are everywhere, in pretty much every area you look, so folks can get the information they need about a location or be warned about something unsafe. These indicator boards are usually extremely useful as they give quick bits of information, but sometimes they could also end up being ridiculous.

That’s exactly why the folks from this Facebook group with over 66k members share the most absurd signboards they’ve ever come across that are full of bad punctuation, weird sentences, and silly things that make no sense. Someone obviously made a conscious choice to put up such notices, and by checking out this post, you’ll be appreciating their hilarious efforts.

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    #2

    A funny sign of a lost dog sketch next to the actual dog, showing the sketch was observational.

    I thought the sketch was a little aggressive.
    Turns out it was observational.

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    Placards and signboards are placed in visible locations so people can see them easily and immediately understand what the maker intended to convey. According to Ving, these signs are sometimes also meant to be educational, so they are set up in dangerous areas like construction zones to teach workers and visitors about what’s happening there.

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    Notice boards can also serve as a preventative measure, helping businesses protect people from on-site injury. By posting a safety or warning sign, companies can help ensure they aren’t liable for damages a person sustains on their premises. This may seem like a cop-out, but the law considers it a reasonable way to keep people informed.

    #4

    A funny sign at an optometrist's office with a wide-eyed cat saying: PLEASE, OPEN YOUR EYES LIKE THIS.

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    Multa Nocte (she/her 8647)
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    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, you're not tricking me again. As soon as I do this, you sneak in that dreaded air puff blast and scare me to d***h.

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    Bathroom or restaurant signs can be fun and humorous ways to draw people’s attention and entertain customers, but some placards are required by law in certain places. Excel Plants mentions that safety signs are a legal requirement in the workplace to protect people from accidents and injuries.

    In America, OSHA (Occupational Safety and Health Administration) ensures businesses provide a safe working environment for employees, including having visible signboards. In the UK, the Health and Safety at Work Regulations 1996 require employers to use safety signs and penalize them for not following the law.

    #8

    A funny sign from Guelph-Eramosa Fire Department: Never do anything you wouldnt want to explain to the paramedics. Silly signs.

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    Multa Nocte (she/her 8647)
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    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After a few of the columns earlier this week on BP, apparently some people didn't have the benefit of reading this sign.

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    #9

    A very short speed limit 3.5 sign on a grassy roadside next to a field of corn, with houses in the background.

    Passed this sign and my 10yo daughter says "looks like someone drove over the speed limit".

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    There are many different types of indicator boards that you might come across, just when you’re out and about in the world. Lasting Impressions explains that directional signs guide people in public spaces, including along roads, pathways, and near educational institutions.

    Another type is instructional notices that provide essential information to folks and often include the rules and regulations of businesses or areas. These signs help maintain discipline and order in spaces and ensure people aren’t getting into trouble or disrupting work.

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    Signs aren’t meant for only one part of the population; they’re put up so everyone gets the same information at the same time. That’s why XSign explains how important accessibility is in architectural signage, as it helps everyone navigate public spaces easily.

    The idea is to create indicator boards that include braille, large lettering, recorded messages, and even contrasting colors. This would help more people understand and benefit from the signs, which is why companies should consider doing this in as many places as possible to create real change.

    #15

    A silly funny sign on a whiteboard about wanting a username and password prompt to say Close Enough.

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    Radek Suski
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    18 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would work only if the site/app would know your password and it shouldn't know your password. ever!

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    These notice boards also benefit businesses, as they provide signage that reinforces their brand. The only problem companies tend to make with indicator boards is not taking care of them properly and letting them fall into disrepair. Blink Signs notes that lighting is a powerful tool many folks overlook, and it can affect their brand’s notice board.

    The best way to fix this is to make sure there are no dim or uneven lights set up around the place, as they can draw attention away from the sign. By regularly checking the indicator board's batteries and wiring, business owners can ensure all focus stays on their brand name, not anything else.

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    Having spelling errors or unintelligible sentences isn’t the only thing that can go wrong with a signboard. Experts say poor placement can make even the best notice fail, as people may not see it clearly or may miss it completely. That’s why people need to set up indicators carefully and check them from all angles to make sure they're visible.

    In high-traffic areas, business owners should place signs where people naturally look, like entrances, near elevators, walkways, or restrooms. When they are also placed where folks spend a lot of time waiting, they'll pay more attention and read the notice board carefully.

    A sign might not seem like such a big deal to you or me, and judging from this list, they might even be considered absurd by some. Folks who need signs for safety or to draw attention to their business should set up high-quality notices built to last.

    That’s why Jones Neon Displays says nobody should cut corners on their signboards, because it can lead to significant wear and tear and detract from the message. Using the right metal, waterproof paint, and even bird spikes can help ensure your indicator board doesn’t fall apart or get covered up and hidden from viewers.

    As you’ve probably noticed from this list, some signs just have the most absurd things written on them, and might make you question who even wrote them in the first place. In some cases, this can lead to a funny story, but it can also damage a business's reputation if they don’t take care.

    That’s why Signs By Tomorrow says companies should update their notice boards whenever they experience a big change. This helps ensure the sign has no outdated information, spelling errors, translation mistakes, or anything else that could distract from the main message.

    #27

    A silly funny sign on a door states: DUE TO HORRIFIC EXPERIENCES, WE NO LONGER HAVE A PUBLIC RESTROOM.

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    Velveteen Worm
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    3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish we didn’t have public restroom available at my job. Absolutely the worst part of the shift and 95% of the patrons are adults so I’m always extra appalled. Especially when I’ve been there for 10 1/2 hours and never once saw a child or someone who can’t use the restroom on their own that day

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    If you’ve never paid more than a second’s worth of attention to an indicator board, this might be a sign for you to closely observe every single one you see from now on. Who knows, you might be the next person posting on the Facebook group about the crazy signboard you’ve come across.

    We’d love to hear if you’ve ever seen any funny placards like this, and what you would write on a sign if you had the power to do so. Do share your thoughts in the comments below.

    #31

    A funny sign that reads RESERVED OLD MEN WITH FAT BELLIES, placed on a wooden post.

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    Grape Walls of Ire
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    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Huh. I actually don't know a lot of reserved old men with fat bellies. They tend to be fairly gregarious.

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    #33

    A liquor store sign with funny signs promoting beer for strength and wisdom in wine.

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    Analyn Lahr
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    4 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well...considering that some judge ruled that Americans don't have the right to clean drinking water...

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    #35

    A silly-funny-sign in Australia shows a giant mosquito carrying away a person, warning of the large insects.

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    Beak Hookage
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    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Accurate. Luckily for me they don't like the taste of my blood; haven't been drained dry in years.

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    #36

    A person holding a cardboard sign with a funny message: Stop Showing Me Ads for Things I Just Talked About.

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    AtMostAFabulist
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    5 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We don't get to see more of the guy with a sign? He's the best part!

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    #38

    A funny sign on a bathroom door with two handles: DIDNT WASH HANDS and WASHED HANDS. Silly signs with a joke.

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    Laughing Orc
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    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah but you know some a****t who didn't wash his hands is going to use the other handle...

    #39

    A funny sign at Dollar General reads: Dollar General did not get you pregnant so don't steal our Pampers.

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    Debbie
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    39 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So they assume the thieves are women? Who apparently don't have enough money to buy them?

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    #44

    A funny sign post in a forest reads PRIVATE SIGN DO NOT READ, creating a paradox.

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    Beak Hookage
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    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My life of crime continues unabated, having begun on the infamous day when I touched a DO NOT TOUCH sign.

    #66

    A silly sign on a yellow wet floor cone indicates the toilet is out of order and to use the floor below.

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    Beak Hookage
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    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well okay, you asked for it. *drops pants* *moments later the horrified screams begin*

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    #78

    A funny sign reading, I DIDNT REALIZE I WAS SUPPOSED TO KNOW HOW TO DO EVERYTHING BY MY SECOND RODEO. Seems like a very low amount of rodeos.

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    Lyn D
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    4 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell me you’ve never been to a rodeo without telling me you’ve never been for a rodeo 😂

    #82

    A funny juxtaposition of an Adult Video sign next to a billboard of Jesus is Watching, creating a silly sign.

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    Analyn Lahr
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    4 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well now I'm curious. Which adult videos is Jesus watching?

    #85

    A funny warning sign on a small container of sauce that reads, This container is not Microwaveable or Ovenable.

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    DEW
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    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Need this warning on the squishy toys kiddos are heating up.

    #90

    A road sign displaying a funny signs speed limit of 17 mph.

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    Beak Hookage
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    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw a photoshopped version of a sign like this with the added text "UNLESS MR IMPORTANT IS RUNNING LATE".

    #95

    A funny sign saying Please be aware chair is broken taped to a broken chair.

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    DEW
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    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder how they figured out the chair was broken?? But the bigger question is how many people tried to sit there that they had to put up a sign??

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    #97

    A funny sign with the title ATTENTION: and text below explaining service charges and tips.

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    winterwidow87
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    5 hours ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only embarrassing thing here is that despite recognizing their hard work, you still refuse to pay your staff a proper wage.

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