The Shittiest Life Hacks Ever That Will Have You Laughing Out Loud

Birdgirl45 8 years ago

Lmao This looks like it's straight out of a horror movie with a creepy zombie doll

13points

Ok Ha-Neul 8 years ago

oh you evil son of a b***h

25points

Mhiller17 8 years ago

Amazing! I was wondering about what I should do with all the doll heads I have laying around!

12points

nvee 8 years ago

Whahahahahhaha !

1point

Jan Bondy-Chorney 8 years ago

My kids would never sleep again.

10points

Okido 8 years ago

Neither would I... 😳

9points

David Ross 8 years ago

I know how to decorate for next Halloween!! Cool.

10points

Elaine Sokolov 8 years ago

They'll suck your soul for free!

7points

Allana Rose 8 years ago

Imagine your child's delighted squeals of terror when the lights go out and this night light comes on! Fun for the entire family! (esp, if your name is The Adams Family or The Munsters)

5points

Cat Meow 8 years ago

Who needs sleep when you can have a creepy doll light

5points

JillVille Child Care 8 years ago

This is brilliant! New Hallowe'en lights coming up!

4points

Giulia Betke 8 years ago

perfect for getting them to close their eyes quickly

3points

#2

Tired Of Boiling Water Every Time You Make Pasta? Boil A Few Gallons At The Beginning Of The Week And Freeze It For Later

Final score:

526points

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Lara B. 8 years ago

Genius! I will try that today, saves so much time! Wait...

170points

David Madden 8 years ago

Brilliant! I wonder if we could one day freeze water for later use as ice!

32points

Lara B. 8 years ago

Nah, mate. Not sure that's possible.

12points

Pamela Harriman 8 years ago

Hahaha

0points

Susann Campbell 8 years ago

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Eyeball 8 years ago

I am 100% certain some people would fall for this.

22points

Hawk Marcarelli 8 years ago

Not I.

1point

Dnelle1972 8 years ago

I just throw my pasta in the hot tub. It's fun catching all of the noodles when the jets come on.

15points

Cathy Mullins 8 years ago

Ha ha

2points

Ivan Petrov 8 years ago

This is from a series of advice hacks that was published for people in Florida, preparing for a hurricane. Stores are often immediately sold out of water bottles. This is cheaper and easier.

12points

moli.2 8 years ago

Wow. Thank you for sharing this information.

6points

Pie Flyer 8 years ago

Who makes this much pasta in a week???

11points

PyroarRanger 8 years ago

Italians lol

5points

Kjorn 8 years ago

but did the fridge will keep it hot enough?

9points

Eva Tóthová 8 years ago

yes, but you have to reverse the polarity

19points

Athlene White 8 years ago

This is a good idea when a hurricane or any storm is coming and you may lose power. It will help your frozen last longer and a water source when it melts.

4points

Freyal Logan 8 years ago

Genius.... lol

2points

Rabbitt209 8 years ago

Lmao!!

2points

#3

Non-Smoker Hack

Final score:

515points

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Lara B. 8 years ago

That's actually a nice idea :)

195points

Boudica 8 years ago

As I am the only non-smoker in a large group of friends, I may try this! :-)

16points

Out of chocolate 8 years ago

Yah but...the. You’ll smell like smoke. 🤢

3points

Ntosh 8 years ago

But you will be passive smoking. So it is not really that good. Unless you'll stand away from the smoke

1point

Alan Judd 8 years ago

yes I Smoke and would be happy to partake in their enjoyment

0points

Jocelyn Woods 8 years ago

No, it's not. lol

0points

Socially Awkward 8 years ago

Yeah, but do you really NEED a reason to carry around sparklers?

7points

Robbin Clark 8 years ago

A friend has an ECig with a nice flavored 0% tobacco 'juice' that she smokes with the other smokers.

3points

endelbendel 8 years ago

And you still get to be poisoned by the second-hand smoke. Oh, boy!

2points

Poor unfortunate soul 8 years ago

‘‘Tis is great I’d love to have sparklers on me 24/7

2points

Poor unfortunate soul 8 years ago

*this

1point

Barbara Stewart 8 years ago

I think this is a good idea. Not bad.

1point

H4unt3dF0r3sts 8 years ago

None of my friends are old enough to smoke (and neither am I), but this sounds like a good idea for all of us!!!

1point

Charlotte Brine 8 years ago

If you aren't old enough to smoke you aren't old enough to buy fireworks or sparklers

2points

Pi... 8 years ago

Sigh... unfortunately, I can't carry them to work

1point

Zanjero Johnson 8 years ago

Are they 10 buck too ?

1point

Sebastian Garcia 2 years ago

That is actually a good idea

0points

#4

Eggs Are Really Healthy And Should Be The Foundation Of Your Diet. Don't Like The Taste? Add Cacao, Butter, Flour And Bake For 30 Minutes

Final score:

510points

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Anna Wu 8 years ago

This is not a horrible tip. :)

193points

Paul K. Johnson 8 years ago

It is if you want your cake to be sweet.

10points

Laura Powell Michalski 7 years ago

It is if you don't add a few more ingredients...

0points

DW Hunter3 8 years ago

However, if you don't add sugar..

0points

Kate Swartz 8 years ago

And perhaps some sugar if you want it to taste like cake instead of egg bread

4points

Dana Dickinson Scott 8 years ago

Now THIS is a diet I can get use to!

2points

Patrick Shanahan 8 years ago

And perhaps some sugar if you want it to taste like cake instead of egg bread

1point

Angie Hamilton 8 years ago

Ohh yea, and u r telling me it's for diet, add cacao and butter...

1point

Teri Kennedy 8 years ago

You forgot the salt and pepper. I also like dill weed with my eggs...

1point

Erwin Sanz 8 years ago

Still an egg

1point

Iris Lilac 8 years ago

you forgot sugar though if you said sugar the pitch would not be good

1point

moli.2 8 years ago

And sugar. These are usually too sweet for my taste but looks good.

1point

Giulia Betke 8 years ago

pro tips to being healthy 101

1point

#5

If You Sleep Till Noon You Only Have To Pay For 2 Meals Instead Of 3

Final score:

419points

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Lara B. 8 years ago

If I'd do that, I'd have to sleep until 6pm, as I could only afford to pay for one meal, after getting fired because of my sleeping schedule :D

145points

Nubmaeme 8 years ago

Work third shift. Then you have an excuse for sleeping all day.

8points

Sebastian Cotner 8 years ago

That’s sad

0points

Polleekin 8 years ago

I work second shift so I can sleep in and no one can comment!

0points

earringnut 8 years ago

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Fabulous 8 years ago

"Sleep is the poor man's dinner"

10points

Zandria Mansfield 8 years ago

I actually DO this. But I'm retired so its ok. LOL

7points

Clare Romund 8 years ago

I use this life hack all the time!

5points

Zandria Mansfield 8 years ago

I actually DO sleep til noon and only eat 2 meals a day. But I'm retired so its okay. LOL

2points

Janice Knight 8 years ago

I do practice that one quite a bit!

1point

Giulia Betke 8 years ago

if you sleep all day you dont have to pay at all

1point

Alia Gail 8 years ago

MIND. BLOWN.

1point

Evgeniya Khon 8 years ago

Awesome advice! That also helps to reduce working hours

1point

mearz 7 years ago

done this one

0points

#6

Batteries Dead In Your Smoke Alarm? Just Use Popcorn As A Smoke Alarm. When You Hear Crackling, Grab Your Popcorn And Get The Hell Out

Final score:

409points

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Lara B. 8 years ago

So you can have a little snack while you watch your house burning down.

200points

Rainbow Unicorn 8 years ago

This will NOT make it look like you're burning your house down for the insurance money, so enjoy your delicious popcorn.

16points

H4unt3dF0r3sts 8 years ago

Some people just want to eat popcorn and watch their house burn XD

7points

Vikki Skaggs 7 years ago

Exactly

0points

Aleida Gutierrez 8 years ago

Good one!

0points

Mohd Sharif 8 years ago

loool

0points

Evgeniya Khon 8 years ago

Also popcorn crackling sound is much more satisfying than the annoying alarm:)

7points

Okido 8 years ago

And no false alarms anymore.

6points

endelbendel 8 years ago

You will smell your own a*s-bacon sizzling first.

2points

Kie Auchmoedy 7 years ago

This made me laugh 😂 thanks you

-1point

Gillian Black 8 years ago

just like watching a movie , all your stuff going up in flames and you calmly eat POPCORN

2points

Pi... 8 years ago

I think I actually burst out laughing on this one! Why is this not rated higher!

2points

Ingrid Tsai 8 years ago

DON'T FORGET THE POPCORN, REMEMBER THE POPCORN

2points

Terri Rowland 8 years ago

Would that actually work..? 🤔💚

1point

Nancy Massi 8 years ago

Love the retro wallpaper

1point

support emil ace macko 3 years ago

ahhh yes. fending off a deadly house fire for some popcorn. i spend my weekend like this

0points

#7

If It Works It Isn't Stupid

Final score:

381points

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Evgeniya Khon 8 years ago

You can also avoid paying to fix the leak because you will be dead

165points

Eyeball 8 years ago

Win win situation

22points

Lani 8 years ago

Thats the point

0points

Pock Suppet 8 years ago

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Mixedupste 8 years ago

someone has stolen that from a Viz comic!

4points

Cip IESAN 8 years ago

Matches are also great when you check the gasoline level in the fuel tank!

4points

Kami Diox 8 years ago

Darwinism at its finest

2points

Sarah Figini 8 years ago

that looks like a viz comis. pure genius

1point

Grace Voltaire 8 years ago

I only looked at this list to find the stolen Viz jokes.

1point

Megan 8 years ago

I am gonna try this today!!!!

1point

Poor unfortunate soul 8 years ago

Wow..

1point

Echo 8 years ago

Once saw a newspaper article in Alaska. "Man lights match to find Gas Leak."

1point

Giulia Betke 8 years ago

test this method when someone is robbing your house. home alone style

1point

Darlon Shelter 8 years ago

OMG! This N. Burke from Manchester is really a genius. He should do this noble experience in his house, with all his family inside it. Hehehe..

1point

#8

Use A Snake To Hold Your Pasta Easily

Final score:

370points

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Paul K. Johnson 8 years ago

Do you use different snakes to adjust for the number of servings needed?

315points

Hamdhaan Hassan 8 years ago

no use the same snake, the best part is it will adjust by its self

50points

Ben Lavalleur 8 years ago

Please note that you don't want to use constrictors on angel hair pasta as they tend to break it.

27points

Pi... 8 years ago

Lol! I'm actually imagining it! Garter snakes for a single serving, anacondas for when the family meets to play Pictionary!

17points

Thom Cousens 8 years ago

Don't be ridiculous. You just do what everyone does, boil more than you need and eat more than you should. Because pasta is addictive and delicious dammit!

8points

Emily Dosen-Windorski 8 years ago

yeah, I think so... you use a Kenyan sand boa for a serving for one, a mid-sized ball python for two to three, an adult ball python for four to seven and an adult boa constrictor for up to one hundred people!

5points

Rebekah 8 years ago

Yes.

4points

Beth Zaremba 8 years ago

No, the snake is adjustable so all you need is the one

3points

Disk Collett 8 years ago

no, the snake is a holder, not a measurement tool, just be careful with constrictors

0points

Jennifer Marshall 8 years ago

Lol

0points

just a thought ! 8 years ago

S**t ! I just threw my rattle snake away cause I thought it's of no use ...

23points

Evgeniya Khon 8 years ago

Snakes are also good for those trying to quit smoking. Let the snake hold you cigarette pack and you will never touch it again!

10points

Taryn Wallace 8 years ago

I️ thought u were gonna tell everyone to hold a snake between your fingers to convince your mind that you were in fact holding a cigarette which is also (in my humble opinion) a brilliant idea

4points

BREAK YOUr perceptions 8 years ago

a better title(use your danger noodle to hold your pasta noodles.)

6points

Lizzy Busch 8 years ago

I’ve tried this. It absolutely works.

4points

Helen Houliston 8 years ago

Oh and what do you do if you live in one of the few countries with no snakes, Huh?

4points

Alia Gail 8 years ago

use a ferret

8points

Elizabeth Arduain 8 years ago

I think you need a set of different sized snakes for different portions. Just an FYI for novice cooks

3points

panic!atTheYeemo 8 years ago

use a danger noodle, to hold the noodles!

2points

Mer 8 years ago

Basilisks for bow-ties! Adders for angel hair! Vipers for vermicelli!

2points

Hikari 8 years ago

Snekghetti for the win

2points

#9

If Your Car Is Making An Unsettling Noise, Just Turn Your Radio Up Until It Disappears

Final score:

351points

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Paul K. Johnson 8 years ago

Don't laugh. I did that.

193points

Goliq 8 years ago

We all did :D

16points

Nadine Ducca 8 years ago

Me too... Until I eventually bought a new car... (My car was 16 years old.)

7points

Nicola Lammiman 8 years ago

Same here, another one one this is if engine doesn't sound right when you open the windows on a hot day.... close them again...oh and turn radio up! LOL

4points

Patricia Ross 8 years ago

Don't laugh. I DO that.

0points

Susan Riley 8 years ago

Me, too!

0points

Stephanie Parks 8 years ago

My friend did that, too!

0points

Lisa Marie Havener 8 years ago

I have done this more than once too, lol.

0points

Coconut 8 years ago

It's ok, we all have at least once in our lives

0points

Angel 8 years ago

I still do this!

0points

Merilyn Horton 8 years ago

That’s always my husband’s suggestion; and he’s a mechanic.

8points

earringnut 8 years ago

where does he work? you know, so i don't accidentally go to him.

9points

Suzanne Marriott 8 years ago

I do this all the time! Also, a small piece of black electrical tape will cover that pesky "check engine" light. Hate it when that light turns red!

6points

Brian Stanton 3 years ago (edited)

You deserve to take the bus only 😂

0points

Tracy Yager 8 years ago

And, if it continues to smoke out of it's tailpipe, try diluting CHANTIX and put it in the gas tank. It just might help it quit smoking!

4points

Suskewiet Jansens 8 years ago

Unless it's justin bieber on the radio. Then you have two unsettling noises in your car

3points

Giulia Betke 8 years ago

me when my sister talks

3points

Christine Cameron 8 years ago

And don't forget a little duct tape to block out the sight of warning lights on the dashboard!

2points

Katie Schoenbach Ziegler 8 years ago

I think lots of us do that, I've done it since1971!

2points

MrSHADOFLASH 5 years ago

My dad always said that!

1point

Barbara Stewart 8 years ago

Actually this is what I've been doing for years(with different cars)it's not there if you can't hear it. Lol

1point

#10

When Cutting Bagels In Half, Put Your Finger Through The Stabilization Hole To Keep It Steady

Final score:

337points

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Evgeniya Khon 8 years ago

Yep you will have a perfectly cut in two bagel and some extra meat and red sauce

214points

MRBarker 8 years ago

At least it will be perfectly cut the first 10 times you use it.

32points

Peter Sivy 8 years ago

Spoiler alert

6points

Capermom 8 years ago

Yikes... LOL...!!

6points

Alexander Rojas 5 years ago

oh no

1point

Sebastian Cotner 8 years ago

That’s scary

0points

Jennifer Mckenna 8 years ago

Haha eww. :)

0points

Pock Suppet 8 years ago

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Kjorn 8 years ago

it's sad you only can eat 10 bagels

12points

Okido 8 years ago

Less, because after a couple of bagels you don’t have enough fingers left to hold the knife.

7points

Taryn Wallace 8 years ago

It saddens me to know that someone will actually try this and then blame Bored Panda when they cut their finger off

4points

Carol Scott 8 years ago

You can't fix stupid.

4points

Paul K. Johnson 8 years ago

Dices, Slices, Chops right through bone!

4points

Poor unfortunate soul 8 years ago

The upside if cutting your finger off, is have a delicious bagel

3points

Jessy Wessy 8 years ago

"Stabilization hole", so that's what it's called! 😂

2points

Dnelle1972 8 years ago

Who are you trying to kid?! Everyone knows you cut bagels with a band saw. Get with it already.

2points

Diana Lazar 8 years ago

Wow, this one shouldn't be made public. I can already see some strange ER stories.

2points

Elsie Collins 8 years ago

Great trick to scare the c**p out of the kiddies (with a rubber finger!!!)

1point

#11

Fill Your Arms With Puppies So No One Can Ask You For Help

Final score:

326points

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Kiahna 8 years ago

That sounds like a nice hack!

95points

Mary Ryan 8 years ago

kittens will also work

3points

Cat Meow 8 years ago

This is an awesome advice. I'll just make a slight adjustment for myself and swap the puppies with kitties

11points

TopHatCat 8 years ago

will it also work with kittens?

7points

Fran Turdo-Pike 8 years ago

You also don't have to go anywhere you don't want to, because you have to be home for them.

7points

Кonstantin 8 years ago

Works best with snakes

6points

Daz Gardiner 8 years ago

whos looking after the pasta

10points

Poor unfortunate soul 8 years ago

Very helpful, cuddle with puppies instead of doing anything, my kind of life hack

4points

Megan 8 years ago

FLOOFERTONS!!!!!

2points

Giulia Betke 8 years ago

perfect if you want people to attack you

2points

Patricia Stilwell 8 years ago

This is my favorite tip ever.

1point

Barbara Stewart 8 years ago

Good idea, I love puppies.

1point

#12

Pro Tip: If You Stir Coconut Oil Into Your Kale It Makes It Easier To Scrape Into The Trash

Final score:

322points

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Lara B. 8 years ago

Well... that is spinach! (Believe me, I'm really fun at parties :D)

88points

BREAK YOUr perceptions 8 years ago

unless that is chopped, no its not spinach. far too wrinkled edges. spinach always cooks smooth.

36points

Susan Gardner 8 years ago

No, not spinach

18points

Wanda Queen 8 years ago

Admitting you have a problem is the first step. ;)

12points

It's Caturday 2.0 8 years ago

So far, as of 11/21, we have: Spinach: 33 upvotes. Not spinach: 20 upvotes. I’ll keeping checking back for the final count.

11points

Jade Woods 8 years ago

No, that is kale.

6points

Nicole Pierce 8 years ago

Not spinach.

4points

Mark Kelly 7 years ago

it's kale

3points

Rigora 8 years ago

If you do a Google search of the image, you'll find out that it's not spinach.

3points

Neal Evans 8 years ago

100% red capsicum

3points

Franco LeSinge 8 years ago

anyone saying this is spinach clearly needs to eat more f*****g vegetables, It's flat leaf kale, unless I'm missing some kind of inside joke? More likely people are just dumb.

2points

Colin Werner 8 years ago

Kale

2points

Heather Rounds 8 years ago

No, definitely kale

2points

Franziska G. 8 years ago

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1point

Oliver Nahlik 8 years ago

i totally believe you :D

0points

Greg Hoggarth 8 years ago

Not a s****y tip at all.

9points

Jan Bondy-Chorney 8 years ago

Yep.That's exactly my attitude toward kale.

5points

David Ross 8 years ago

Kale: Spinach's bitter cousin.

3points

Rabbitt209 8 years ago

Fell over laughing.... Thanks!!

3points

Linda Gulley 8 years ago

That's kale, not spinach.

2points

Michel Plungjan 8 years ago

I love Kale. It is used in one of the national dishes of Holland

2points

Full Name 8 years ago

Where I live it's fast food burger and fries. I guess that would explain the height/width ratio of the Dutch vs North Americans.

2points

Pobin Rice 7 years ago

That there is NOT kale. That there is an abomination. . . . . Learn how to cook before you critic

1point

Barbara Stewart 8 years ago

Haha haha

1point

Elina Kuusisto 8 years ago

I like kale :\

1point

#13

Having A Shitty Day? Put On Sunglasses! Now You're Having A Shitty Evening

Final score:

319points

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Lara B. 8 years ago

This made me burst out laughing :D

109points

Oscar 8 years ago

Same!

1point

Lisa Marie Havener 8 years ago

Me too.

0points

Greg Huffman 8 years ago

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Daria B 8 years ago

Actually, mine are slightly pink. ♥

6points

Pi... 8 years ago

Ah! So you'll have a rose tinted bad day!

4points

Hamdhaan Hassan 8 years ago

remember if you have a s****y day at the beach you are a s****y person

4points

Lu 8 years ago

I think it just means you're having a s****y day.

1point

Giulia Betke 8 years ago

paint them black and you're having a s****y night

3points

David Ross 8 years ago

In some odd way, it kind of makes sense.

3points

Erwin Sanz 8 years ago

Same old s**t

1point

Beatz Girl (Erica) 8 years ago

Those glasses actually make the beach look beautiful.

1point

Timmy Gandorf 4 years ago

Stay in the pink...wear rose-colored glasses.

0points

Kie Auchmoedy 7 years ago

This made me happy

0points

Vikki Skaggs 7 years ago

Cute

0points

#14

Fill A Rubber Glove With Warm Water And Put It On Your Hand When You Feel Lonely

Final score:

301points

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Cip IESAN 8 years ago

Wilsooon!

94points

Hugo Verity 8 years ago

All they ever found of him was his hand

6points

Tiffany Wilson 8 years ago

Yes? LOL

2points

prevent the toast 6 years ago

duhduh duhduh

0points

Fabulous 8 years ago

Or, sit on your hand until it goes numb and hold your other hand :')

13points

Mark Kelly 7 years ago

or hold another part of your body.

1point

Susan Gardner 8 years ago

That's adorable and sad at the same time. Mostly adorable :)

7points

Ok Ha-Neul 8 years ago

single people life hacks

7points

Allana Rose 8 years ago

I had some ideas how else you could use this "warm hand" but I probably couldn't print it here!! *L*

3points

Mhiller17 8 years ago

Tip: add a smiley face!

3points

Troux 8 years ago

It doesn't have to be your hand...

3points

Jan Benante 8 years ago

That is just so sa,d...

2points

Megan 8 years ago

Works for me!!!!

1point

David KH Wong 8 years ago

An Asian country is making this an comfort therapy...er with BT technology added.

1point

#15

Use This Hack With Deaf People

Final score:

293points

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David Madden 8 years ago

My wife is deaf. This is useful. The misunderstandings we have had have been hilarious. For example, the sign for bug and penis are very damn close.

269points

Elizabott 8 years ago

Never, ever ask her to "smash that bug"

64points

Lindsay Ameye 8 years ago

There's a penis on your forehead, dear

37points

Patrick Lopez 8 years ago

Aaaaand now I'm off to go learn the signs for "bug" and "penis".

32points

Rainbow Unicorn 8 years ago

Try to avoid dirty talk in the bedroom, you may traumatize her for life.

19points

Ellis 8 years ago

Is that a bug in your pants or are you happy to see me?

16points

David Lyonz 8 years ago

My wife is deaf too. Pretty much everything is hilarious. Except trying to get her attention in the supermarket. Throwing tinned food at her is apparently not ok.

14points

Naima Ivansdóttir 8 years ago

that's what SHE says

8points

Kenneth Williams 8 years ago

I'm tired of all these penises flying around my face!

7points

Brian Stanton 3 years ago (edited)

Hilarious! Same for those two in Puerto Rican spanish dialect. I got strange looks in FL and NY for saying bicho instead of insecto because I grew up around Mexicans in L.A./Tx

0points

Kevann Andrews 3 years ago

I bet ....

0points

Randy Keller 6 years ago

"You know bugs are a delicacy in some countries, I tried to eat one once, but couldn't swallow" would be funny af to sign. Try it and see what she says lol

0points

Cheryl Wood 7 years ago

well that's because they ARE close!!! lol

0points

Sue Donim 8 years ago

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SarahScouse 8 years ago

Why is this not higher on the list? It made me chuckle.

12points

David Ross 8 years ago

I have to remember that one!

5points

Joanna Huang 8 years ago

Who also tried to yawn while putting up a thumbs up when reading this?

3points

Caroline Driver 8 years ago

I once had a deaf friend explain that the word 'colourful' lip read, looks like 'I love you', so be careful how you describe their clothes

2points

Michel Plungjan 8 years ago

Look at this tiny bug ;)

2points

Çalıkuşu 8 years ago

How thoughtful

2points

Lei Lei 8 years ago

LMAO

1point

Cindy Gilchrist 8 years ago

"Bug" and "Female Orgasm" are the same, except for facial expression. If you have facial expression difficulties, be careful of ASL!! "Penis" and "Pink" are close. "Male Orgasm (Ejaculation)" and "Flick that Bug Off My Finger" are the same. 😆😆😆

1point

Allana Rose 8 years ago

Another LOL!!!

1point

#16

Want To Get Rid Of Wrinkles Fast? Just Get Bit By A Rattlesnake

Final score:

287points

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Some Body 8 years ago

And then the rattlesnake can hold your pasta whilst you are at the hospital

565points

Hamdhaan Hassan 8 years ago

brilliant

29points

just a thought ! 8 years ago

And you can celebrate by shaking it's rattling like a maracus ...

21points

Evgeniya Khon 8 years ago

Most useful life hack so far

11points

Panpan 8 years ago

You can also bring some bagels if you don't like your unwrinkly hand and want to regrow a new wrinkly one

9points

Giannis Kalogeropoulos 8 years ago

omfg you made me laugh so hard everyone is looking at me!!!!

7points

Sabrina Walsh 8 years ago

LOL!!!!!!!

5points

Robert Olsen 8 years ago

its not called a danger noodle for nothing

4points

Marko Medić 8 years ago

Pasta's guardian angel

4points

Lenny Vos-Groenendijk 8 years ago

Is a rattlesnake adjustable for a one person portion?

3points

It's Caturday 2.0 8 years ago

I’m have a feeling I’m going to be making snake pasta jokes IRL and no one will understand :(

2points

Nancy A Clark 8 years ago

Genius!

2points

Emmanuel Machani 8 years ago

LoL.

1point

Megan 8 years ago

Omg!!!! This made my day!!!

1point

Kie Auchmoedy 7 years ago

You need an award for this

0points

Vikki Skaggs 7 years ago

😂😂

0points

LadyAna 8 years ago

Niiiiice!

0points

Brooke Bielen 8 years ago

omg i almost peed myself just now

0points

Lisa Marie Havener 8 years ago

I was thinking the same thing as soon as I saw this one. Lmao.

0points

Jennifer Marshall 8 years ago

Omg! Lol! I get it!

0points

Barbara Stewart 8 years ago

Haha haha good one.

0points

Laura Johnston 8 years ago

That cracked me up,lol!!

0points

Kiahna 8 years ago

Rattox! The brand new Rattlesnake-Botox formula! 'May cause death, always read the label'.

25points

Boudica 8 years ago

Love this! :-D

0points

Diane Sotto 8 years ago

Is that line where they saw off the swollen part?

6points

Lillian Chesak 8 years ago

No it's the marking of how high the swelling got to, which you need to keep track of so you can know how much venom you where injected with, and the time of the bite is written above it

7points

Evgeniya Khon 8 years ago

I think you can also use a rattle snake if you need a botox injection

2points

Lacey Caselman 8 years ago

No crazier than bee venom or boots. But with dosage and no snake

1point

Sherrie Glendening 8 years ago

Tried it. The effect was only temporary.

1point

Santiago Marenssi 8 years ago

this isn't new, think about Botox...

1point

David Ross 8 years ago

Is that 'extreme body shaping'?

1point

Patricia Ross 8 years ago

Same basic principle as Botox

0points

David 8 years ago

I wonder if it would work as a viagra substitute?

0points

Timmy Gandorf 4 years ago

No, but it will do wonders for your ball sack.

0points

#17

Want To Turn Your Drink Into Diet? No Problem! Just Push This Button

Final score:

266points

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Some Body 8 years ago

When I was a kid I used to think that when you pushed one of the 'buttons' on the lid the drink would change to that type

117points

Alia Gail 8 years ago

wait... it doesn’t?

16points

Mademoiselle Mirage 8 years ago

That's so cute haha

4points

Black Dahlia 8 years ago

No, you didn't.

1point

Tiffany Wilson 8 years ago

When I was a kid I used to think that what ever song I heard on the radio, the corresponding video would be playing on TV. I was so disappointed, lol.

1point

Susann Campbell 8 years ago

AHHH

0points

Franco LeSinge 8 years ago

You weren't a bright kid huh?

-3points

Clare Romund 8 years ago

I really wish it worked this way, when McDonald's tries to murder me by giving me regular Coke instead of diet (I have type 1 diabetes)

9points

Erwin Sanz 8 years ago

What is that button?

2points

Wendy Yim 8 years ago

I used to push all the buttons on all the drinks to mess with my friends hahahaaa

1point

Cass 8 years ago

Haha, that's awesome.

1point

Socially Awkward 8 years ago

What if you push them all?

1point

Timmy Gandorf 4 years ago

You can also circle your sandwich wrapper and change your burger into a chicken sandwich or fish filet.

0points

Merilyn Horton 7 years ago

Hilarious

0points

Vikki Skaggs 7 years ago

Perfect!! I m blonde

0points

Wayne Pruse 8 years ago

Now there's a real helpful tip.

0points

#18

Add A Touch Of Magic To Your Cold By Putting Glitter In Your Mouth Before You Sneeze

Final score:

259points

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just a thought ! 8 years ago

And have fun finding glitter everywhere for the next decade 😂

105points

Cat Meow 8 years ago

Pro life hack: Do it when you're visiting people. Or it's carnival season in certain countries.

18points

Giulia Betke 8 years ago

how to party when you're sick

5points

Daria B 8 years ago

Now that's a BRILLIANT idea! ♥

3points

David Ross 8 years ago

It sparkles above the rest!

2points

Full Name 8 years ago

This is a great way to let people know just how far you're spreading your magic.

1point

WaLe 8 years ago

Double points if you do it at your workplace!

1point

Allana Rose 8 years ago

OMG! What a great idea! Can you imagine your friends or coworkers confusion if you actually did this?!!

1point

Judy Semmens 8 years ago

Particularly magic if you're at your computer.

1point

David Madden 8 years ago

Now that s**t is funny.

1point

Ada Hiestand 2 years ago

Just a thought! I agree 😂 i had an art studio when i was three and there was glitter EVERYWHERE

0points

#19

If Your Phone Screen Is Too Small, Put It In Water. It Will Magnify The Screen Up To 200%

Final score:

250points

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TC 8 years ago

How come I never thought about this ...

72points

Bettye McKee 8 years ago

You may be suffering from lazy brain syndrome. Take two aspirin and call me in the morning.

1point

Eyeball 8 years ago

As long as it's a Samsung it'll work just fine. Unfortunately the sound will be distorted XD

7points

Giulia Betke 8 years ago

perfect for those non waterproof iphones

5points

HyperBlender 8 years ago

Even Better if you don't have a waterproof phone!

2points

Kelly 8 years ago

Tried this with Samsung: It works!

2points

Sherri Fournier 8 years ago

You do know that some idiot, reading this, will attempt this AWESOME life hack!!!

2points

Coconut 8 years ago

The thing is, you can do that with certain phones now. So not all that useless.

1point

Benski Trenkins 8 years ago

I do this all the time! I even have prepaired a special glass. Drilled a hole in the bottom for charger cable.

1point

Neb 8 years ago

How it holds the water then?

0points

Кonstantin 8 years ago

25%, actually

1point

Stacie Wyatt 8 years ago

wow. hope it's a waterproof phone

1point

#20

Use This Tip To Save Your Money

Final score:

235points

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Hamdhaan Hassan 8 years ago

anyhow he is not going to remember it so why bother

63points

H4unt3dF0r3sts 8 years ago

I remember my fourth birthday........

6points

Rabbitt209 8 years ago

So cruel. So clever. Hope he doesn't hear about this later when he's choosing your elder care.... Bwahahahaha...

18points

Giulia Betke 8 years ago

tip to save money around christmas time: have a fight with all your friends and family and just apologise in january

5points

TheBoredPanda 8 years ago

"We just not gone tell him." smh

2points

Elizabeth Perry 8 years ago

Tell him he’s a leap year baby! Then you only have to celebrate his birthday every four years.

1point

Petra Rola Cole 8 years ago

I was completely aware of when was my birthday when I was four.

1point

Iris Lilac 8 years ago

what people don't know wont hurt him but it possibly might cause drama down the line

1point

Allana Rose 8 years ago

Now this one really made me LOL!!!

1point

Nour Dabbabi 8 years ago

well i think money's been tight for a few years in my family xD

1point

Susan Gardner 8 years ago

Awwwww he'd probably be happy with just about anything at that adorable age :)

1point

Joe Reaves 8 years ago

Like cats they generally prefer the box anyway.

2points

#21

Sink Full Of Dirty Dishes? Visitors Imminent? Put Some Clean Dishes In The Dishrack. Now It Looks Like You're Working On It

Final score:

229points

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Paul K. Johnson 8 years ago

This isn't a bad tip. :)

98points

Andrew Gibb 8 years ago

hiding the dishes in the oven is a hack I use

20points

CelSlade 8 years ago

I do that too! :D

5points

Allison G. 8 years ago

And don't forget to put the vacuum in the middle of the living room floor to finish the look!

12points

Nadine Ducca 8 years ago

It looks even worse, more cluttered. Just arrange the dirty dishes as well as possible, the smaller things inside / on the bigger ones, the silverware tucked away all together... You can make it look nice and tidy.

4points

David Madden 8 years ago

Useful tip.

4points

Barbara Stewart 8 years ago

Haha pretty good

1point

Margaret Davidson 8 years ago

That. Is genius.

1point

Mandy Lipsky 8 years ago

I have done this.

1point

Tracey Martens 8 years ago

Genius.

1point

DPNY 53 3 years ago

Or, hide them in the oven!!

0points

#22

Don't Be Afraid To Use Public Bathrooms Ever Again

Final score:

226points

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Rabbitt209 8 years ago

Sobbing works too. Be sure you're wearing tear stains when you come out.

76points

Bexyyyyyyy 7 years ago

You're my hero

0points

CCosine 8 years ago

"Discretely"

3points

Kieran Markham Mccarty 8 years ago

Nope, they had it right the first time. “Discretely” is a different word, meaning

-1point

Giulia Betke 8 years ago

*however this may scare others...meh

3points

Charlotte Ayers 8 years ago

It's a good way to ensure that you will have the bathroom to yourself. I can just see the images conjured up in minds of your bathroom mates.

2points

Merilyn Horton 7 years ago

Laughed so hard I peed a little

1point

Kie Auchmoedy 7 years ago

I want someone to do this when I walk into a public restroom 😂 I will laugh so damn hard

1point

Timmy Gandorf 4 years ago

This worked great until the fire department broke the door down.

0points

Kitty xoxo 8 years ago

or put a layer of toilet paper right above the water, let it soak and it will stay on top of the water, that way when u poop, it will catch it and makes no noise or slash-back to your butt.. :) you're welcome!

0points

Helen Burgess 8 years ago

*chuckle*

0points

Socially Awkward 8 years ago

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

0points

#23

A Slice Of Red Onion In Your Dvd Drive Is An All-Natural Way Of Protecting Your Computer Against Viruses

Final score:

218points

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Cip IESAN 8 years ago

Mac laptops need no onion, because an apple a day keeps the doctor away!

207points

earringnut 8 years ago

also they have no dvd drive.

9points

Rebekah 8 years ago

Slow... Clap...

4points

Black Dahlia 8 years ago

Keeps most software developers away, too.

2points

Giulia Betke 8 years ago

yet the onion is demonstrated on one

2points

TheBoredPanda 8 years ago

Except that Macs DO get viruses...

1point

Alexander Rojas 5 years ago

wait... so i've been doing it wrong the whole time??

0points

Reid Miles 7 years ago

Stupidity as well.

0points

Jerry Mathers 7 years ago

True. It's the Apple updates that'll get you.

0points

Amy Miles 8 years ago

With the price of Mac products, I can't afford an Apple a year. LOL.

0points

Sarmite Kraukle 8 years ago

Apple don`t have hole apple, so you need a piece of onion anyway.

0points

Lara B. 8 years ago

That's the hipster way of protecting you computer against viruses, I guess...

3points

Loren Fay 8 years ago

When removing onion wear rubber gloves to avoid the viruses.

2points

Christine Dengler-Crish 8 years ago

This is a great metaphor for parents who don't vaccinate their kids because it's not "natural."

1point

Susan Gardner 8 years ago

Oh God. That's a stinky hack lol

1point

Tracy Yager 8 years ago

Try Garlic in the USB port to keep the SUCKING Hackers from being Information Attackers.

1point

Mixedupste 8 years ago

that's the vegan way!

1point

Hamdhaan Hassan 8 years ago

and its environment friendly

1point

Kevann Andrews 3 years ago

Would love to see what happens 😆

0points

Timmy Gandorf 4 years ago

But now I can't stop crying when I'm on Zoom!

0points

#24

To Maximize Horsepower On The Highway Shift From 5th Gear To "R" For Racing

Final score:

215points

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Lara B. 8 years ago

Dear Lord :D:D:D:D

80points

Marika Stanway 8 years ago

Actually laughed out loud at this :) It's an oldie, but a goldie!

11points

Angel 8 years ago

I was taught that R was "Really Fast" lol

6points

Neb 8 years ago

Rocket!

3points

Paul Hurst 8 years ago

that happen to a drivers ed car i was in hs. Instructor told them to pass someone and they shifted into p to pass.... we had to wait for wrecker to tow us off the highway

5points

Donna O 8 years ago

What actually happens if you go from 5th to R? Does the car actually start moving backward? I often wonder what would happen if you put an automatic into R or P when the vehicle is already moving.

0points

Mixedupste 8 years ago

And someone will believe that!!!

4points

klein ittai 8 years ago

Mixedupste; you forgot the age-old rule: "Never destroy a good story by sticking to the facts!"

9points

David 8 years ago

After doing this you can then use the trick of turning up your radio to hide annoying noises.

2points

Monika Rhodes 8 years ago

Well... I was told it was R for Rocket!!

2points

Michelle Line 8 years ago

And then go back to pick up your drive shaft and tranny.

1point

Lisa Marie Havener 8 years ago

That sound you just heard was nothing to worry about. Transmissions drop out all the time.

1point

Elizabeth Mitchell 8 years ago

Bahahahaaaaa

1point

#25

If You Put Your Wipers Up Parking Inspectors Are Unable To Give You A Ticket

Final score:

203points

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Neeraj Jha 8 years ago

and you're flipping them a bird in Car language too

24points

Echo 8 years ago

Yeah if they touch your car you can sue. Right? Isn't that how it works in America.

1point

Giulia Betke 8 years ago

how about we just get rid of them all together

1point

Brian Stanton 3 years ago

Nice, it can also shatter your window with a nice breeze

0points

Timmy Gandorf 4 years ago

They'll just think the car is surrendering.

0points

Kie Auchmoedy 7 years ago

Sticky notes

0points

Pobin Rice 7 years ago

That is true. If they touch the wipers more than “necessary” that is trespassing or violation of private property. Yeah you are entitled to sue

0points

Michelle Line 8 years ago

Lol. In college, I kept a parking ticket on hand to put under the wiper when I parked. Worked most of the time except once -- when I returned to the car, there were two tickets waiting for me.

0points

Alaina Brooks 8 years ago

This is actually a great tip if you are expecting snow. They won't be frozen to the windshield and you'll be able to brush off the snow easier!

0points

Terri Rowland 8 years ago

Stab them onto the wipers 💜

0points

#26

Retread Tires Easily With A Sharpie

Final score:

183points

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Hamdhaan Hassan 8 years ago

cheap and fast

46points

Couch potato 3 years ago

Mmhmm a fast way to Jesus

2points

TC 8 years ago

...and always remember: Safety first.

9points

klein ittai 8 years ago

You should probably put the tire on a spindle in order to make the lines very regular - Nobody'll ever notice the difference...

6points

Pi... 8 years ago

Gawd, were those tires mounted on during WW II ?!

4points

Ada Hiestand 2 years ago

Yea. Also they might work in the mountains where it's bumpy so they get worn down fast

0points

Rabbitt209 8 years ago

Brilliant!

4points

Lauren Sears 8 years ago

And then draw yourself a nice mustache to congratulate yourself on your hard work

1point

Ranger Beavis 8 years ago

This actually works.I was able to get 12 to 14 more blocks down the road.

1point

David KH Wong 8 years ago

Come with stencils of cartoon characters.

1point

Brian Stanton 3 years ago

Nice death trap you got there

0points

Timmy Gandorf 4 years ago

And you can also use this method to turn your spare tire into a "six pack"!

0points

#27

Use Cello Tape As Hands Free Selfie Stick

Final score:

173points

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just a thought ! 8 years ago

And here you have an instagram worthy pic 😂😂😂

69points

Hamdhaan Hassan 8 years ago

if it works it aint stupid

8points

Giulia Betke 8 years ago

heavily Photoshop and youre good to go

2points

Neal Evans 8 years ago

f**k this one made me laugh

1point

Barbara Stewart 8 years ago

Stupid

1point

Socially Awkward 8 years ago

That picture is perfection! 👌

1point

Timmy Gandorf 4 years ago

Pity dates await on Tinder!

0points

Karina Andersen 8 years ago

oh that must hurt when you rip it off with that beard

0points

Ada Hiestand 2 years ago

Yea

0points

#28

Dress For The Weight You Want, Not The Weight You Have

Final score:

168points

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Lara B. 8 years ago

That must be the most horrible tip of all. An the scary thing is: some people really seem to take that one to heart

111points

QueenG 8 years ago

Oh yes, waaay worse than using match to locate a gas leak or going reverse on the highway. Injury and death are nowhere near as bad as a fat person (anybody over 30 pounds) wearing a crop top.

7points

Lisa Niebur 8 years ago

Yeah, because fat people are gross and don't have feelings like the rest of us, right?

6points

Shecky Feinstein 8 years ago

Works for me.

2points

Neb 8 years ago

oh yeah, shorts and jeans gives the bonus to making you look like cupcake!

1point

Amy Miles 8 years ago

IKR? I can't tell you how many times I've seen people wearing clothes completely unflattering to their figure...

-2points

Cip IESAN 8 years ago

It's motivational!

6points

Shauday Smith 8 years ago

i've never seen more tension in a photo....

4points

Keyz Karanza 8 years ago

Fat guy in a little shiiiirt. Fat guy in a little shiiiiirt.

3points

Tam Lee 8 years ago

Sadly, there are far too many people who take this tip literally and the end result is utter hilariousness usually found on websites like People of Walmart.

2points

Robin Cascella 8 years ago

That’s not a life hack. That’s normal dress in Alabama

2points

Deborah Lockley 8 years ago

Here in MS also

1point

Autumn 8 years ago

I guess the people of Walmart sometimes take this literally? lol among other things.

2points

Giulia Betke 8 years ago

have you lost weight?

2points

Susan Gardner 8 years ago

Is that like 'fake it til you make it' lol

2points

Franco LeSinge 8 years ago

that poor f*****g shirt, I can almost hear the screams of the buttons.

1point

#29

Having Trouble Finding A Parking Spot? Turn On Your Hazard Lights To Make Yourself Immune To Traffic Laws, Then Park Wherever You Want

Final score:

166points

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Giorgio Prodoti 8 years ago

In Italy it works.

72points

DE Ray 8 years ago

Silly Rabbit, Italy doesn't have traffic laws.

21points

Lara B. 8 years ago

Everything is possible on Italian streets :D

11points

WaLe 8 years ago

Ahahah ho pensato esattamente la stessa cosa xD

2points

Chris Bontas 7 years ago

In Romania also, it's a very natural thing to do :)))

1point

Vincent Hendrikx 8 years ago

in genk it works. (belgian city with italians all over) they call it: the "I leave my car wherever I want" button

0points

Ilya Ditkovskiy 8 years ago

I think pizza delivery vehicles are like gods on Italian roads, right?

0points

Megan Spainhour 8 years ago

Or just park in front of a redbox. That always creates invisible parking spots.

4points

Ирина Чумак 8 years ago

In our country that's actually how people leave their cars wherever the hell they want and they do it all the time

3points

Ilya Ditkovskiy 8 years ago

Yup. In Moscow people still drive on the god damn sidewalk...

1point

Carlin Scott 8 years ago

I see people doing this all the time in my city. I think they seriously believe the hazard lights create a parking spot.

2points

David Ross 8 years ago

Brilliant! Umm not going to try that one....

2points

Sarmite Kraukle 8 years ago

It works in Ireland too. I asked once this kind of guy, what`s wrong with your car? My wife went to shop, he answered me. Maybe it was sign, that he is broken down?

1point

Nicky OldfieldDesciple 8 years ago

They have been doing this in Ireland for years.

1point

Brian Stanton 3 years ago

US, I do this! Lets people think you broke down.

0points

Kevann Andrews 3 years ago

May have to try that one....with someone else's car of course...

0points

Wayne Dorman 4 years ago

This works especially well for Audi, BMW and Mercedes drivers.

0points

#30

Don't Have A Flashlight On Your Phone? Take A Picture Of The Sun And Use The Photo To Find Your Way In The Dark

Final score:

165points

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Nancy England 8 years ago

Aw c'mon, that works......

64points

Cas Vanommeslaeghe 8 years ago

I remember the first iPhone having those apps that just made your screen white

12points

Sherrie Glendening 8 years ago

My compact mirror broke just as I was leaving for an important meeting. Thinking quickly, I snapped a picture of my bathroom mirror to stand in for my compact. Nailed it!

11points

Mark Kelly 7 years ago

better than using the front face camera

0points

Erwin Sanz 8 years ago

Ll try

1point

Chris J. Ford 8 years ago

Honestly, this kinda works. I usually used a photo of a blank piece of paper, though.

1point

Fiddy E 3 years ago

I just open Google sometimes, it is bright enough

0points

MiddleEarth 4 years ago

Or a white screen. I blinded myself that way once

0points

Timmy Gandorf 4 years ago

I have a solar powered flashlight.

0points

Sahar Kazi 6 years ago

... or you could turn on some lights.

0points

Kay Lee 7 years ago

Genius

0points

Reid Miles 7 years ago

why not just use the built in flaslight app.

0points

#31

When All The Cups Are Dirty And You're Too Lazy To Clean One

Final score:

156points

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David Ross 8 years ago

Actually, it is visually appealing.

70points

Marty Sunderland 8 years ago

But taste, not so much

7points

Jade Woods 8 years ago

Instagram photo

0points

Mark Kelly 7 years ago

technically bell peppers are fruits.

-1point

Rachael Marrast 8 years ago

But not too lazy to cut a pepper and clean it out. Brilliant

7points

3ke 8 years ago

At least bell peppers are sweet.

3points

Wyndmere 8 years ago

But you're not too lazy to wash, cut, & deseed a pepper?

2points

Bettye McKee 8 years ago

Also, the boiling water will cook the pepper. Voila! Lunch is ready.

2points

Belle Clark 8 years ago

Too lazy to clean a cup but ya got enough energy to do this? :)

2points

Ephraim Bane 8 years ago

Mmm, pepper tea!

2points

Giulia Betke 8 years ago

new: organic cup only $7867392194835983.99

2points

Corinne Bunn 8 years ago

I think vodka would be a better flavor pairing.

2points

Kjorn 8 years ago

that's a hipster dring

2points

#32

Use This Simple Tip To Get Free Meals Forever

Final score:

155points

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Tony Masia 8 years ago

with the service you get some places this should be a legitimate thing

68points

Meowton Mewsk 8 years ago

Even if you get the worst service in the whole restaurant you’d still legitimately owe money to the server for labor.

10points

Khairul Syazwan 8 years ago

this is how you get killed by the waiter/waitress

3points

Yenny Kartika 8 years ago

gonna try it soon!

1point

Bettye McKee 8 years ago

This is hilarious. I know people who would try it.

1point

Kevann Andrews 3 years ago

Does this work? 🤪

0points

Timmy Gandorf 4 years ago

If this doesn't fly with the waiting staff and you don't want spit in your next meal, pay with a cancelled credit card.

0points

Alexis Barker 4 years ago

technically you would still be paying for the tip

0points

Wendy Yim 8 years ago

True that

0points

Mark Goyette 8 years ago

Not original, this goes back to at least 1987 when it was used in the game Bureaucracy to withdraw money from a bank account that had a 0 balance.

0points

Emelie 8 years ago

hahahahaahahaha

0points

#33

Save Hundreds Instantly

Final score:

150points

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Judy Semmens 8 years ago

I had a couple of boyfriends who did that with birthdays. That way they could get a present for their birthday while saving money on my birthday. It gets a bit obvious when they want to make up shortly after your birthday, then next year it happens again. (Obviously, doing it before Christmas means they also miss out on getting presents.)

9points

Ntosh 8 years ago

Oh well, I would still make them buy me a belated birthday gift. and a big one too to make up for the fight and ruining my birthday.

1point

Hamdhaan Hassan 8 years ago

haha smart move

3points

Melissa Sigel 8 years ago

Also important to do when someone gets engaged or pregnant!

2points

Allana Rose 8 years ago

I am doing this this year!

1point

Giulia Betke 8 years ago

daymn he stole my idea

1point

Corinne Bunn 8 years ago

Two birds, one stone.

1point

Timmy Gandorf 4 years ago

Start your fights during Thanksgiving dinner allowing you weeks to pull this maneuver off.

0points

Merilyn Horton 7 years ago

It works !

0points

Amy Miles 8 years ago

This is how you look on the bright side of being disowned. LOL <3

0points

Cyndi H 8 years ago

Yay! Me this Xmas....

0points

#34

This Tiny Tool Can Make Any Pair Of Headphones Wireless

Final score:

147points

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Lara B. 8 years ago

Amazing! So i can just transform my old ones and don't have to pay 200 quid for a wireless pair that i will lose anyway.

42points

Ian Holland 7 years ago

Yes!

0points

Megan 8 years ago

And all this time I had a wireless pair lying around at home!!! Waiting to be discovered!!!! U have opened my eyes with this post!!!🙏🏼🙏🏼

3points

Giulia Betke 8 years ago

fill your iphone 6 headphone jack with putty and you have a 7

3points

Erwin Sanz 8 years ago

Soundless wireless

2points

WhiteFox 8 years ago

this is what made the apple headphones different from the old headphones that cost 50 quid and still have wires and are so s****y

2points

Nadine Ducca 8 years ago

I swear I read (twice) "This tiny tool can make any pair of headphones USELESS" and though yeah, sure, where's the joke?

2points

Brooke Bielen 8 years ago

so can this. IMG_201710...d7c0c0.jpg

1point

Sue Donim 8 years ago

and wreak your headphones ... UNLESS you knoe electronics ... basically you are making them into kind of earmuffs ... no more sound will come from them !

1point

Bettye McKee 8 years ago

The very latest in electronic gadgetry.

1point

Кonstantin 8 years ago

A good hack to also make my rotary telephone wireless..

1point

#35

In An Awkward/Uncomfortable Situation? Just Moon-Walk Away. People Will Think You Are Walking Towards That, But You Are In Fact Leaving

Final score:

145points

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Hamdhaan Hassan 8 years ago

moonwalk out of every problem in life and watch your life get destroyed in style

73points

Marko Medić 8 years ago

I know my rights, there's no such problem i can't run from!

6points

Giulia Betke 8 years ago

moon-walking worked out well for Michael Jackson as well

2points

Black Dahlia 8 years ago

The guy on the left is missing a hand.

1point

Jasmina Wetherley 8 years ago

watch this life cycle of a frog while i moonwalk off the stage

1point

Brian Stanton 3 years ago

Its technically called a glide, if you want to get more guidance and tips how to do it

0points

Timmy Gandorf 4 years ago

Just don't make that BEEP BEEP BEEP sound when you leave the room!

0points

Erwin Sanz 8 years ago

Should be number 1

0points

Barbara Pietsch 8 years ago

Cant stop laughing

0points

Lachlan Trainz 8 years ago

Where is the guy in the greys hand??

0points

Liz dJ 8 years ago

Nick Miller from New Girl is a master at this move

0points

#36

If You're In A Rush In The Morning, Remember To Save Some Time By Having Breakfast Whilst Cleaning Your Teeth At The Same Time

Final score:

143points

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David Ross 8 years ago

Is bacon the floss? If it is, count me in!

47points

TheRubyFalcon 8 years ago

No, if you want to use bacon, you need to use bacon + soda.

9points

Patrice Bourget 8 years ago

Actually, I think floss is the bacon.

5points

Alexander Rojas 5 years ago

Count me in too!

0points

Ok Ha-Neul 8 years ago

make sure to wash it all down with a nice cool glass of listerine mouthwash

5points

Kiahna 8 years ago

That's actually looks cool.

3points

Sop Hie 8 years ago

and yum

0points

TheBoredPanda 8 years ago

Oh wow, this actually made me gag a little.

2points

Black Dahlia 8 years ago

"Cleaning" your teeth?

1point

Coconut 8 years ago

Just know you may throw up some, don't worry it is "just in-case

1point

Jennifer Carrasco 8 years ago

Somebody's 5-year old thought of this... :D

1point

Joe Dad 8 years ago

I just threw up.

1point

Giulia Betke 8 years ago

perfect with oj

1point

Alia Gail 8 years ago

eww ha ha

1point

#37

Plant Your Hot Dog Seeds Now To Guarantee A Healthy Bounty For Your Backyard BBQ

Final score:

143points

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riley.girl 8 years ago

Let me try that!!

27points

DE Ray 8 years ago

They actually are edible, though the inside part of the stems and roots are tastier than the seed heads.

11points

Alia Gail 8 years ago

aren’t there fluff tho?

3points

Giulia Betke 8 years ago

for that vegetarian option

5points

Giulia Betke 8 years ago

thats organic

2points

Kelly Hartle 8 years ago

Ever eat a cat tail? Many parts are edible!

4points

Tam Lee 8 years ago

*pees self* hot dog seeds...

2points

Giulia Betke 8 years ago

great with mustard

2points

Shecky Feinstein 8 years ago

Forget to plant ketchup and mustard and you're screwed.

1point

Kevann Andrews 3 years ago

People really eat these....(not me though)

0points

Timmy Gandorf 4 years ago

Dip them in corn meal--VEGAN CORN DOGS!

0points

Lurchie 7 years ago

This is the best suggestion on the list!

0points

#38

Tear A Strip Off Of Plastic Cups To Make A Convenient Handle

Final score:

143points

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Cip IESAN 8 years ago

I just tried: it works!

51points

Monika Soffronow 8 years ago

Enjoy your coffee!

3points

Jennifer Mckenna 8 years ago

Yeah, if you are scooping food it actually does. It's better than buying one for like $10 and if you use it for pet food you can just toss it afterwards instead of having to washi it with the same sponge you wash your dishes with. Pet food is icky.

3points

Olivia Miller (Livie) 5 years ago

*face palm*

0points

BREAK YOUr perceptions 8 years ago

this actually might work if you put a second cup inside it.

16points

Alex Newell 8 years ago

Not sure why you got a downvote, that actually sounds ingenious

6points

Кonstantin 8 years ago

...or you might make urself a more solid handle!!

1point

Pi... 8 years ago

Omg, I thought of the same thing! :-D

1point

Giulia Betke 8 years ago

perfect for holding your chips

3points

Marty Sunderland 8 years ago

Actually, if you put another cup inside...

2points

Phil Boswell 8 years ago

Wait…what?

2points

Kjorn 8 years ago

not sure you can drink after that, but it's a handle

2points

carriemcfluffins 8 years ago

it would leak Xx

1point

Lisa Marie Havener 8 years ago

... and when you put the cup up to your mouth, don't look too perplexed. Let me know how that air tastes.

1point

Kathleen Walker 8 years ago

then put another cup inside of it and waaaa laaaaa it works for reals, #winning

1point

HyperBlender 8 years ago

Spill-Free!

1point

#39

No Friends? Doesn't Matter. Use This Hack

Final score:

133points

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Hamdhaan Hassan 8 years ago

hehehe start you day with a hi5

39points

Benicio del Pilitch 8 years ago

...and a burn.

1point

Lindsay Ameye 8 years ago

If it's coiled up to tightly it will be a slap in the face

2points

Gyöngyvér Brasnyó 8 years ago

Hi(high) 220w

0points

Yenny Kartika 8 years ago

forever alone detected.

0points

Barbara Ilma Eva Westwood 8 years ago

This was an unsettling pic until I read the explanation. It looked as if an alien had emerged from the toaster.

0points

Susie McLeod 8 years ago

Mommy used to make me toast fingers. Now I'm left-handed XD

0points

#40

Not Disabled? Put One Of These On Your Car To Use Disabled Parking Whenever You Like

Final score:

128points

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Lara B. 8 years ago

With this sign, most people also seem to lose the capability to use their indicator!

86points

Cat Meow 8 years ago

Or the capability to tell a green light apart from a red one. Or where the brake is. Or how to not speed through speed-regulated streets. And the list goes on...

18points

Christina Ciccarelli 8 years ago

I resent that, I always signal before cutting people off.

7points

Jennifer Marshall 8 years ago

And general considerate road manners!

2points

Daniel Elofson 8 years ago

Do you even know how much indicator fluid cost to fill up on these cars?!?!

1point

Mike Parry 8 years ago

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Yasmin Janette 8 years ago

What is the difference between a BMW driver and a hedgehog?? The hedgehog has the pricks on the outside.

12points

Eddy Jay 8 years ago

In Germany it applies more to Mercedes xD

8points

Taryn Wallace 8 years ago

This also allows you to take up 3-4 parking places at once so you have enough space to load and unload your groceries BONUS: People will know you are very busy and important

5points

Corinne Bunn 8 years ago

No just have a freaking huge SUV, because it's seems like people who own those are always a******s (or they're tiny people who don't know traffic laws)

5points

Ntosh 8 years ago

Wow, so BMW drivers have their own universal code for driving and parking. I thought it was just where I stay.

4points

Robert Bailey 8 years ago

Yep, BMWs. Built by the best drivers on Earth. Purchased by the worst.

4points

Kiwi 8 years ago

But u still wished u owned one #ThoseWhoLiveInGlassHousesShoundNotThrowStones #burn

0points

Kjorn 8 years ago

confirm. saw many people with luxury car do that

4points

Benski Trenkins 8 years ago

Funny. In this country it's usually the smaller the car, the more space they need.

3points

Milda Mockūnaitė 8 years ago

I thought, only in Lithuania BMW drivers are idiots... (not all of them, of course. but, you know, we have a saying here: "not everyone who drives BMW are idiots, but all idiots drive BMW")

3points

Judy Semmens 8 years ago

I prefer this version: "not everyone who's an idiot drives a BMW but all BMW drivers are idiots".

5points

#41

Take Random Pills

Final score:

126points

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Paul K. Johnson 8 years ago

mmm... floor pills.... :)

66points

Giulia Betke 8 years ago

pray they're not rat droppings

5points

Evgeniya Khon 8 years ago

Cheap and affordable way to play Russian Roulette.

8points

Hamdhaan Hassan 8 years ago

whats the worst thing that can happen.. right

4points

Rabbitt209 8 years ago

Yeah. They've all been proven "safe," right?!

0points

Black Dahlia 8 years ago

I like smoking stuff I find on the ground.

1point

Elizabeth Perry 8 years ago

They might be important so you can’t afford not to take them. Your health depends on it.

1point

Tam Lee 8 years ago

....really can't afford NOT too. Hahahahahaa!!!!!

1point

Jade Woods 8 years ago

I was doing this before it was a hack.

1point

Allana Rose 8 years ago

PLEASE, do not try this at home people!

1point

Ada Hiestand 2 years ago

I agree! Sometimes there are drugs in ur house and u dont know it! Then youll have a problem. DONT DO IT! I have kids do i dont, but others do! Maybe you quit drugs and forgot to throw them all out!

0points

Echo 8 years ago

Good thing we are all responsible adults on here.

1point

Pi... 8 years ago

Right! Lil gramps will end up swallowing my aunt's birth control.

1point

#42

Use Condoms As Homemade Waterproof Socks

Final score:

126points

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Andrew Gibb 8 years ago

if you get the ones with spermicide your feet won't get pregnant

160points

Susan Gardner 8 years ago

OMG lmao

13points

Cat Lady 8 years ago

I'm just visualizing pregnant feet now...

1point

Patrisha McElmon-Sobry 8 years ago

😂

0points

DE Ray 8 years ago

Actual life hack: use this picture to shut up the idiot who says he can't wear condoms because they're "too small".

25points

Kipper Mcgee 8 years ago

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Sherrie Glendening 8 years ago

Or, let your little girls use them as shower caps for their Barbie!

7points

Bunnies are better!! 8 years ago

Or boys!!! They can play with barbie dolls too!!!

7points

Cip IESAN 8 years ago

Better and cheaper than anti-slip socks!

4points

ispeak catanese 8 years ago

Finally! A real use for the Magnums!

3points

Giulia Betke 8 years ago

xxl depending on your foot size ;)

2points

Jim Gorycki 8 years ago

That is a very useful hack, especially if you have a cut and don't want to get it wet http://mentalfloss.com/article/70950/15-non-sex-uses-condoms

2points

Wendy Yim 8 years ago

Excuse me, that's a Bigass condom lol

1point

Full Name 8 years ago

Ribbed socks will massage your feet as you walk.

1point

Full Name 8 years ago

Socks? Condoms. I need to get out more.

0points

David KH Wong 8 years ago

It's gonna be a fashion soon.

1point

#43

Nail Art Hack

Final score:

126points

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Some Body 8 years ago

That actually looks kinda cool, if not a bit sloppy

59points

Lacey Caselman 8 years ago

That's what I was thinking. Lol I think I could totally get this look down with layering gels and strtipping tape.

2points

Bettye McKee 8 years ago

Added bonus, you won't get cavities in your nails.

3points

Pi... 8 years ago

The Minty Manicure!

2points

Strange Potato 8 years ago

Ooh- marbled!

1point

Autumn 8 years ago

I like the design if it was used with nail polish, not toothpaste... XD

1point

Tom Duffy 1 year ago

If I was a nail artist I would go for that style it looks pretty and kinda cool

0points

Sue Donim 8 years ago

how long does it tak to dry ??? and does it look the same when it is dry ?

0points

Kathleen Walker 8 years ago

so fresh and so clean, clean

0points

Echo 8 years ago

This came from the what I did why I was drunk post.

0points

#44

Here's A Tip For Boys: Put A Pee Stain Down Low On Your Jeans And People Will Think Your Penis Is Longer

Final score:

125points

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Stacie Wyatt 8 years ago

still why you peeing in your pants.

42points

Stabby the cat 8 years ago

Because “no matter how much you shake your peg, at least one drop goes down your leg!”...

10points

Hamlets twin 8 years ago

Well you just don't know how to control something that big ;)

4points

Parmeisan 8 years ago

That's why it's a *bad* life hack. :)

1point

Jennifer Marshall 8 years ago

Lol

0points

Hamdhaan Hassan 8 years ago

ok that not a bad idea

7points

april celestial 8 years ago

If you still pee in your pants it doesnt matter how long your w**g is.

6points

Allana Rose 8 years ago

How about just stuffing a cucumber down your pants??!

3points

Petra Rola Cole 8 years ago

Imagine the disappointment when they see your real size....

2points

Elizabeth Mitchell 8 years ago

And incontinent

1point

DPNY 53 3 years ago

Ha!

0points

Brian Stanton 3 years ago

Its dumb that some don’t understand the difference between growers and showers 🫣

0points

Brian Stanton 3 years ago

Spinal Tap scene, baked potato in airport 🥔, got busted because it still had foil 😂

0points

Timmy Gandorf 4 years ago

I pee in my socks!

0points

#45

When Painting The Outside Of Your House, Use A Fine Detail Brush. Larger Brushes Are Often Lower Quality And Use Far More Paint

Final score:

123points

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David Ross 8 years ago

And you will be done in 5000 years!

88points

Neb 8 years ago

You will not be done, while you finish painting all the house, it will need a repaint.

4points

Кonstantin 8 years ago

Use larger brushes in the end, to cover minor defects

1point

Kevann Andrews 3 years ago

Depends on the size of the canvas is- Bless Your Heart....

0points

Timmy Gandorf 4 years ago

I got all the punks in the 'hood to spray paint digits on the outside of my house so I can paint by numbers.---R.I.P. Bob Ross

0points

Kie Auchmoedy 7 years ago

Unless they are talking about an actual painting of the front of your house. Then I agree

0points

Mary Dearing 8 years ago

That's a beautiful brush

0points

LlamaSensation 8 years ago

Just use the large brush you will get it done faster if you use the smaller brush you have to paint 24/7 and you will be dead

-2points

#46

Get A Whole Extra Glass Of Juice By Slightly Tilting The Carton

Final score:

120points

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Mhiller17 8 years ago

That’s such a cool orange juice carton🤪

77points

Marty Sunderland 8 years ago

looks like pink grapefruit

2points

coffee zombie 8 years ago

If you want it full again just lay it on its side.

8points

Lindsay Ameye 8 years ago

Color the strips with an orange colored sharpie for neverending orange juice!

1point

Kiahna 8 years ago

It doesn't last long...

1point

Timmy Gandorf 4 years ago

Try this with your head for more brain cells.

0points

Triosci Ank Liquit 8 years ago

This world is full of lies and false appearances.

0points

Yenny Kartika 8 years ago

this packaging is great

0points

Zanjero Johnson 8 years ago

haha ha that is silly

0points

#47

Having Trouble Opening A Soda Bottle? Hold It Upside-Down Whilst You Open It. This Will Force All The Gases Away From The Neck Of The Bottle And Make It Much Easier To Open

Final score:

120points

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Lara B. 8 years ago

OMG :D:D:D:D

35points

Кonstantin 8 years ago

Also facilitates drinking, no need to swallow

3points

Lisa Marie Havener 8 years ago

Noooooo, don't do it. It's a trap!

1point

Autumn 8 years ago

And a mess will ensue afterwards, causing your ability to drink the liquid almost impossible. Happy hacking!

1point

Allana Rose 8 years ago

*face plant* D'oh!

1point

Sebastian Garcia 2 years ago

I thought this was actually a good idea until I realized that it will fall if you open it like that

0points

Ada Hiestand 2 years ago

DONT DO THIS! UNLESS U WANT A HUGE STICKY MESS. GET A BOTTLE OPENER OR ASK UR HUSBAND IF U REALLY CANT

0points

Timmy Gandorf 4 years ago

Gravity...our friend.

0points

Ildri Gregory 4 years ago

just hold it over your mouth

0points

Lurchie 7 years ago

Shaking it up also lubricates the cap.

0points

#48

Use Frozen Vegetables When You Run Out Of Ice

Final score:

116points

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BREAK YOUr perceptions 8 years ago

you can actually do this with frozen grapes for wine.

88points

Tracy Russell 8 years ago

Or grape juice!

7points

Leah Forgy 8 years ago

Wine, yum!

0points

Emilie Langlois 8 years ago

Who put Ice in a glass of wine???

-2points

David Madden 8 years ago

Ha. Frozen celery sticks are great in bloody marys. I will give it a go.

5points

Кonstantin 8 years ago

...and have a wild party )

0points

Alex K 8 years ago

we used a frozen chicken on a guy that sprained his ankle once

3points

Rabbitt209 8 years ago

Real hack: bag of frozen peas work well if you don't have an ice pack for a sprain.

3points

8 years ago

Omg this is actually smart

1point

Belle Bell 8 years ago

I use frozen fruit for that a lot. Though frozen veggies might be brilliant in a Bloody Mary!

1point

Giulia Betke 8 years ago

yum

1point

DPNY 53 3 years ago

Why not frozen greens for vodka?!

0points

Sarah Grape 4 years ago

for best results, use in soup

0points

Terri Rowland 8 years ago

One way of getting your kids to eat sprouts..😁😊💝

0points

#49

Throw It In A Microwave And You Won't Even Be Able To Tell The Difference

Final score:

111points

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Wanda Queen 8 years ago

Except post it notes are more expensive than some cheeses. LOL

69points

Angel 8 years ago

Get the dollar store ones lol

1point

Fran Turdo-Pike 8 years ago

Cool! A new diet trick!

3points

N G 8 years ago

Mmm... post-it cheese, I want some

2points

Giulia Betke 8 years ago

and paper to replace bread

1point

Giulia Betke 8 years ago

cardboard for the wholemeal taste

2points

Leslie Tollefson 8 years ago

I have been down to just bread and post-its. I've never tried them together but ...

1point

Ok Ha-Neul 8 years ago

or if you want a less processed more organic taste chop down a tree and use the bark

1point

Timmy Gandorf 4 years ago

A meal, as my Grandmother use to say, 'that'll stick to your ribs".

0points

Criena Davies 8 years ago

vegan grilled cheese

0points

Barbara Ilma Eva Westwood 8 years ago

Green post its are pistachio spread substitutes, pink would be rose jelly, white marshmallow spread.Put a few tiny black dots on a yellow note, that would be banana.

0points

Tammy Owen 8 years ago

High fiber, low salt, sugar free... definitely better for your health than some of the sliced cheese.

0points

#50

Make Your Car Almost Twice As Fast By Changing It From Mph To Kmh

Final score:

109points

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Nela Rothenbach 8 years ago

Too bad....I can only slow down

30points

Neb 8 years ago

It is still a bonus - no, I was not going over speed limit, I was going 48 in 50 zone, not 77 :)

1point

Benski Trenkins 8 years ago

1.619 times faster to be exact

2points

Brian Stanton 3 years ago

Funny that people seem to get more excited about a high number in kilometers that isnt fast in mph 😂

0points

Timmy Gandorf 4 years ago

This method works just the opposite with your IQ.

0points

Jerry Mathers 7 years ago

This is a "Cool Uncle" trick when used on ages 4-8.

0points

Triosci Ank Liquit 8 years ago

If you do that you might get into an accident because your car will suddenly accelerate.

0points

Dominik Seithel 8 years ago

also: the mph-limit doesn't apply to you any more :D

0points

Brooke Bielen 8 years ago

omg i used to do this to my mom all the time in her Buick...she got SO pissed

0points

Yenny Kartika 8 years ago

in indonesia we use "km/h" more often

0points

Elizabeth Perry 8 years ago

This will work in America! We don’t know the metric system

-1point

Blue Banana 7 years ago

About time you learnt then.

1point

#51

To Make Sure Your Phone Is Nice And Clean, Microwave It For 30 Seconds In The Morning To Get Rid Of All The Bad Bacteria That Might Have Got On It During The Night

Final score:

95points

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Boring Panda 8 years ago

Hint: Look at the title of the list

69points

TheRubyFalcon 8 years ago

OMG your account name is just... perfect.

18points

mewmew34 8 years ago

People already tried to charge their phones this way...-_-

7points

Susan Gardner 8 years ago

Exactly because someone might actually try some of this sh*t lol

3points

just a thought ! 8 years ago

Get rid of the phone or the bacteria ?

9points

Elaine Sokolov 8 years ago

Both!

6points

Bence Nagy 8 years ago

It also charges the phone up to 145%!

8points

Кonstantin 8 years ago

...or even 148 if it ts the iPhone X

2points

Last2Know 8 years ago

First remove the post it notes so things don't get cheesy

4points

Juliet Bowron 8 years ago

I can just see the Apple store people....you did WHAT? Why?.......

3points

Lara B. 8 years ago

...and watch it explode.

3points

Hamdhaan Hassan 8 years ago

yeah but no bacteria

6points

Hamlets twin 8 years ago

wow! so it will disinfect it while it charges?!? cool!

2points

Lurchie 7 years ago

If microwaving your phone doesn't do the trick, simply put it in the oven and set it to "Self Clean." 4 hours later, voila! No more dirt or bacteria!

1point

Ada Hiestand 2 years ago

just a thought! You get rid of the bacteria. But dont do these. Theyre stupid.

0points

Brian Stanton 3 years ago

I get its all satire, but they uv sanitizers for this

0points

#52

Here's A Simple & Easy Way To Lose Weight Fast. You Can Lose A Ton Of Weight Just By Weighing Yourself While Sitting On The Toilet

Final score:

95points

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Neeraj Jha 8 years ago

Or use two different scales and put one foot on each.

56points

Bettye McKee 8 years ago

I should already be doing this.

1point

Daria B 8 years ago

Or you change kg with pounds. ^_-

8points

Andrew Gibb 8 years ago

You'll find that weighing yourself after using the toilet also helps

4points

Timmy Gandorf 4 years ago

Or after that healthy dump!

1point

Brian Stanton 3 years ago

Psyllium husk fiber! Weigh before and after! It helps build bulks and get it all out!

0points

Kevann Andrews 3 years ago

Or getting divorced...you could loose over a hundred pounds at one time.

0points

Tiia Miilumäki 7 years ago

Why not just keep your other leg up?

0points

Parmeisan 8 years ago

Want to lose 20 pounds in a day? Just get a leg amputated!

0points

Triosci Ank Liquit 8 years ago

That means your s**t is a real burden.

0points

Кonstantin 8 years ago

No, no. 572 is just fine ))

-2points

#53

Use This When You Want Your Pc To Be Even Faster

Final score:

90points

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Mikleo 8 years ago

Don't forget to put flame stickers on the side to make it even faster.

63points

Full Name 8 years ago

Don't do that or it'll overheat.

1point

N G 8 years ago

Can some tell me how this works? Whisper me the answer so it doesn't spoiler it for others

4points

Beth Taccia 7 years ago

I had to stare at this one for a good 45 seconds before it registered.

1point

Deborah Saneda 1 year ago

Show off! I'm still clueless 🤓😆

0points

Spam 7 years ago

this post needs a spoiler warning

1point

Jeremy Giesbrecht 8 years ago

spoiler alert!

1point

selket 8 years ago

You should also paint it red. Every orc knows red enhances the fastness :P

1point

Kjorn 8 years ago

you need to have a aerodynamic pc too

1point

BREAK YOUr perceptions 8 years ago

also make sure to fill your computers case up with gas, this will give it extra horsepower. works for laptops too.

1point

Timmy Gandorf 4 years ago

Swap out OEM fans with turbo chargers.

0points

Marko Obradovic 7 years ago

Actually it will decrease max speed and aid to the handling.

0points

#54

Never Lose Your Keys Again

Final score:

89points

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Lara B. 8 years ago

This one makes me cringe >.<

73points

Timo Kantola 8 years ago

Cannot stop thinking how someone inside happens to open door while this dude is still working on it...

10points

CelSlade 8 years ago

I actually had a cold shiver at that thought!

3points

Hamdhaan Hassan 8 years ago

i would be scared to do that even for a picture

4points

Bunnies are better!! 8 years ago

Owww!

3points

Stacie Wyatt 8 years ago

ouch

3points

Smerv 8 years ago

Never nose your keys, I read

3points

Cat Meow 8 years ago

Just looking at it makes my nose hurt

3points

Кonstantin 8 years ago

How many turns needed?

2points

Giulia Betke 8 years ago

much nicer as earings

2points

Dan Davis 8 years ago

Freaky Key Key

1point

#55

Fire Extinguishers Can Be Damaged So To Keep It Safe Have It In A High Place That's Out Of Reach So It Will Be Ready When You Need It

Final score:

87points

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Suzanne Marriott 8 years ago

This one is real! By law, the laundromat has to have a fire extinguisher on the premise. They probably had problems with theft and vandalism.

35points

Tina Anderson 8 years ago

but who the hell can reach it in an actual fire

2points

Kara Landa 8 years ago

This makes me cringe as I lost part of my foot to a fire extinguisher not hung properly.

2points

Last2Know 8 years ago

At least the vending machine is reachable

1point

Ada Hiestand 2 years ago

Kara Landa im. So sorry

0points

Jill Jones 3 years ago

But the caution tape on the door 😬

0points

Kevann Andrews 3 years ago

I wonder if anyone has pawned one...?

0points

Timmy Gandorf 4 years ago

And hire former players of the NBA.

0points

Elizabeth McBride-Lilleg 8 years ago

I also like how the fire exit is blocked by Caution tape. Sure, it's easy to sit here and look at it and say that you'd just rip through it if there were a fire, but in a panic situation even a moment of doubt can be fatal.

0points

#56

Never Slip In The Winter Anymore By Piercing Screwdrivers Through Your Wheels

Final score:

84points

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Kiahna 8 years ago

This is an expensive post. Wheels aren't cheap! Neither are screwdrivers!

44points

earringnut 8 years ago

don't worry, they all belong to the poster's ex.

22points

Malcolm 8 years ago

I think the screwdrivers are just nestled in the treads, not actually puncturing the tire. But who knows, people are crazy!

9points

mewmew34 8 years ago

Tire could already have been flat or otherwise damaged before they did this.

4points

Shecky Feinstein 8 years ago

True, but you only have to use them during winter.

1point

UniversalMel 8 years ago

The could be just the handles

0points

Troll Panda 8 years ago

Your mom is.

0points

Bluebell Rizzi 7 years ago

That is... my eyes are so distressed rn... I blinked

1point

Kevann Andrews 3 years ago

Just the side walls of the tires -can't be patched...and if you do it to more than one tire, their insurance won't cover it. 🪛

0points

Timmy Gandorf 4 years ago

Screwdrivers aren't cheap. I just skinned a herd of porcupines and stitched their hides together for all-natural snow chains.

0points

Kie Auchmoedy 7 years ago

Well someone ticked off their ex

0points

Joval Mangalan 7 years ago

how are you going to turn your wheel?

0points

Lisa Marie Havener 8 years ago

Forget this. Just let all the air out of your tires and use your rims to dig into the ice for better control.

0points

Belle Bell 8 years ago

I did know someone that made scooter wheels/tires that wouldn’t skid in the snow and ice by drilling screws through the inside out of them. And they actually worked brilliantly!

0points

Heidrance 8 years ago

who has that many screwdrivers?

0points

Pi... 8 years ago

Looks like an ad for tubeless tires?

0points

#57

Inform An Officer You Are Carrying A Handgun Like This

Final score:

84points

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Hamdhaan Hassan 8 years ago

yeah and you also have shoot to show its loaded

75points

Alia Gail 8 years ago

then drive real fast to show you’re still ok

16points

Giulia Betke 8 years ago

why does he have a slice of cheese on his wheel?

5points

Benski Trenkins 8 years ago

To hide his bmw logo, he read the bmw joke earlier on his list (e39 5 series I believe... and yeah it's pathetic that I know... and yeah am bmw fan... and yeah am in a corner ashamed of myself)

1point

Krásnoočko Zelené 8 years ago

Pro tip: if you are white you might even survive this!

4points

Mary Dearing 8 years ago

I can't even laugh at this one.

2points

Black Dahlia 8 years ago

Blue lives matter.

1point

Echo 8 years ago

Eww. He was cheap cheese on his steering wheel.

1point

Brian Stanton 3 years ago

Never ever ever volunteer you have a gun to an officer! They somehow take it as a threat instead of a fact!

0points

Timmy Gandorf 4 years ago

And ask him where are the rest of the Village People.

0points

Mick Gi 7 years ago

The guy from the post-it cheese post was here it seems

0points

Damien Kutinsky 8 years ago

It's okay, you're white. He'll probably just politely thank you for advising him and continue with the traffic stop.

0points

#58

How To Make Your Own Quesadilla Wallet In 3 Super Easy Steps

Final score:

78points

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Sherrie Glendening 8 years ago

And when someone tries to rob you, just give him the quesadilla without the cash and cards. He won't even notice.

34points

Alia Gail 8 years ago

or she

4points

Giulia Betke 8 years ago

and for a cheaper option replace the cheese with shreaded sticky notes

3points

Timmy Gandorf 4 years ago

This goes great with my taco eye glass case.

0points

Grace L 7 years ago

Wallet stuff XD

0points

Lurchie 7 years ago

I've found it's easier to put your wallet stuff in before heating it up.

0points

Triosci Ank Liquit 8 years ago

This is unexpectedly r******d.

0points

Mac Brachman 8 years ago

Actually works if you're white. May cause problems if you're a person of color.

0points

H4unt3dF0r3sts 8 years ago

If I were to take this wallet, it would only be for the quesadilla. I would hand back the money and the cards.

0points

earringnut 8 years ago

the quesadilla fits in quarter moon shaped front pockets!

0points

#59

Replace Your Treadmill Belt With Sandpaper For Better Traction While Running

Final score:

67points

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Kiahna 8 years ago

This gives me nightmares, I once slipped my hand when using one of these in school. My nail only took a few weeks to grow back.

25points

Miro Kortemaa 8 years ago

I lost finger print from my middle finger to sand paper.

10points

Echo 8 years ago

I am not sure how (drunk), but I fell on mine. That safety key didn't help a bit. I have 4 burn marks before it stopped. Can you guess where the 4 marks are?

4points

Black Dahlia 8 years ago

What is slipping your hand?

1point

Franco LeSinge 8 years ago

I once dated a damaged young lady that said she wanted to jerk me off with sandpaper, that was 20 years and about 12 countries ago, just keep running.

0points

Paul K. Johnson 8 years ago

You'll also get better traction running barefoot instead of wearing running shoes. It's science!

5points

Last2Know 8 years ago

If you don't use your treadmill you'll never slip on it!

1point

Giulia Betke 8 years ago

perfect for sanding down furniture too

1point

Timmy Gandorf 4 years ago

Run in bare feet and say bye bye to those pesky Plantar Calluses!

0points

Parmeisan 8 years ago

The image appears to be actually a useful hack to sand chair legs to the same length.

0points

Triosci Ank Liquit 8 years ago

That's painful.

0points

Elizabeth Perry 8 years ago

Especially when it’s icy!

0points

Benski Trenkins 8 years ago

...and run bare foot.

0points

Marty Sunderland 8 years ago

And nice pedi exfoliation

0points

#60

Coffee Got Cold? Heat It Up Quick On The Stove

Final score:

66points

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Tarah G 8 years ago

It's the Canadian way

30points

Matthew Brown 8 years ago

it is theoretically possible to do this. since paper ignites at 451F and water boils at 212F.

2points

Kelly Hartle 8 years ago

Or get your firestarter friend to help out.

1point

Dustin Kerksieck 8 years ago

This one is not a joke. You can boil water in a paper cup.

1point

Full Name 8 years ago

Yup. The ignition point of paper is higher than the boiling point of water.

0points

FreakCowHybrid 8 years ago

IT'S TIM'S!

1point

Ada Hiestand 2 years ago

Only if it’s plastic

0points

Ada Hiestand 2 years ago

If its plastic dont itll melt. And if it doesnt, heat makes toxins go into the beverage.

0points

Timmy Gandorf 4 years ago

This tip brought to you from the town of Witless Bay, Newfoundland and Labrador, Canada.

0points

Sahar Kazi 6 years ago

until your cup catches on fire

0points

Shecky Feinstein 8 years ago

Microwave heat doesn't last.

0points

#61

The Iphone 7 Does Has A Headphone Jack! It's Just Hidden Behind The Casing. All You Have To Do To Access It Is To Drill A Small Hole 14mm From The Left Edge. The Drill Shouldn't Be Larger Than 4mm

Final score:

66points

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Kjorn 8 years ago

it's really incredible that people really does it

26points

Mohd Sharif 8 years ago

what do u expect from iphone users

7points

Vanellope Buttercup 8 years ago

It's called natural selection ;)

3points

Alice Black 8 years ago

What?

3points

Black Dahlia 8 years ago

Huh?

1point

Benski Trenkins 8 years ago

OMG seriously? Don't fall for this!!!!. everyone knows this HAS to be 3.5mm!!!!

6points

Cameron Goranson 8 years ago

The iPhone 7 has speakers on both sides of the charging cable sooooo good luck dimwits

2points

Mohd Sharif 8 years ago

some people actually tried this

1point

Hamdhaan Hassan 8 years ago

ok cool, i should try this

1point

Judy Semmens 8 years ago

Just on the tiny offchance that you're serious... https://www.snopes.com/iphone-7-headphone-jack/

0points

Timmy Gandorf 4 years ago

And don't forget to change the film in the camera!

0points

PristineMisty 4 years ago

Please explain?

0points

Brian Stanton 3 years ago

😂 its satire. You need to use an adapter for the charge port or bluetooth on the 7 forward. 6 was the last model to have 1/8” 3mm headphone jack

0points

Thegreatcountryofverden 8 years ago

Techrax tricked many people into believing this, it's not funny now.

0points

Nick P 8 years ago

Wow!! It's TRUE. Check out this video to get a headphone jack on Iphone 7 https://youtu.be/NpgJGWHLY6E

0points

Shecky Feinstein 8 years ago

But now I can't afford the drill.

0points

#62

If You Need To Rob A Bank And Don't Have A Stocking, Use An Extra Large Condom Instead

Final score:

63points

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Kiahna 8 years ago

This picture is hurting my eyes!

60points

RaroaRaroa 8 years ago

Not as much as it's hurting his.

7points

Sherrie Glendening 8 years ago

This guy looks like a real d**k head!

7points

Last2Know 8 years ago

When you realize you won't be needing them for anything else

4points

Dana Dickinson Scott 8 years ago

He has 2 minutes to rob the bank before he suffocates.

5points

Кonstantin 8 years ago

So he is well motivated :)

1point

Cip IESAN 8 years ago

It also works as a swimming mask.

4points

Bill Wilson 8 years ago

Yes Officer, I'm quite sure I was robbed by a d******d.

3points

gedwards1 8 years ago

My wife once asked a shop assistant if they sold extra large condoms. he said yes, how many do you want? She said I don't want to buy any, but do you mind if I stand here for a while to see who does?

3points

Giulia Betke 8 years ago

also great if you want to slow your breathing when youre panicking

3points

David Ross 8 years ago

How long before the lack of oxygen knocks him out?

3points

Beth McFadden 8 years ago

Extra bonus!! The inability to breathe will serve as a reminder to get in and out of the bank quickly.

2points

Full Name 8 years ago

What a d**k head.

2points

#63

Turn One Cigarette Upside Down And Smoke It Last. This "Lucky Cigarette" Will Prevent You From Getting Cancer

Final score:

59points

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Judy Semmens 8 years ago

Back in the 1980s I knew someone who did this. I think his reasoning was that if you had dirty fingers you could take that one without getting the dirt on the filter, and you could pinch off the end to remove the dirt.

29points

Cass 8 years ago

People that smoke cancer sticks are concerned about ingesting dirt??

3points

It's Caturday 2.0 8 years ago

People did it in my high school in San Diego. It’s a superstition.

2points

Nathan Young 8 years ago

For me it's a reminder that it's time to get another pack. XD

1point

Dan Davis 8 years ago

Not uncommon among farmers and other workers that have dirty hands.

1point

Biljana Talijan 8 years ago

In Yugoslavia there is cigarette called 57 (Slovenia actually) where all are upside down originally. it is made for mechanics or similar workers that have dirty hands. you pick up the opposite side, so filter is clean

3points

Eva Tóthová 8 years ago

we did this on HS. the story/reason was, that if you had last two cigs, and someone asked you for one, while lighting up the "normal" one, it was perfectly acceptable to say no, because"not even a last bit*h would take your last cig"... Another saying was that it was a lucky one (lucky like for exams, lottery and stuff). I actualy still do this after....wow 15 years. It feels weird not to turn the first one that i pull out of pack.

3points

Shazza 8 years ago

I still do this too after 15 years, it's just a habit now... but I also do it so I know which packet is mine wen my friends are around..

4points

Rachael Marrast 8 years ago

Been smoking for 18 years now and Ive never done this because I dont need luck, im just lucky. Last name Norris.

3points

Linda Gulley 8 years ago

Quit!

-2points

Becca Jones 8 years ago

This is wrong, the Lucky cigarette should be in the center of the front row or it won't bring you good luck!

2points

Tam Lee 8 years ago

OMG this WAS a thing back in the 80's!!! I totally remember as a teen turning one upside down and it was a "lucky" cigarette. *sad*

2points

Kate Swartz 8 years ago

We always did this in our junior high, high school stupid smoking days. No one could Bum your last smoke. Because it was your lucky smoke. Everyone was such mooches back then this was insurance you got you last one!

2points

Amy Miles 8 years ago

I have a friend who does this. Not to "prevent cancer," but just to have a 'special' one to smoke last. LOL

1point

Black Dahlia 8 years ago

I have actually been doing this for 33 years and thus far it's worked like a charm.

1point

mewmew34 8 years ago

My mom used to do this all the time. I don't know if she still does. I doubt she believed it would help in any way but she did it anyway.

1point

#64

Don't Put Gas In Your Car, The Extra Weight Reduces Fuel Efficiency

Final score:

56points

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Bence Nagy 8 years ago

Instead of gas you should use flammable liquids!

23points

Elaine Sokolov 8 years ago

XD That's a great idea

4points

the shapeshifter and the witch (Young Avengers) 8 years ago

Gas is a flammable liquid

3points

Corinne Bunn 8 years ago

I'm belly laughing! OMG!

2points

Fiddy E 3 years ago

Like gas!

0points

Eva Tóthová 8 years ago

instead pour it into a bottle and get someone to hold it out the window. this way is the load not added to the overall weight of a car

1point

Triosci Ank Liquit 8 years ago

To save money don't buy a car, plus it will be your everyday workout to walk towards the workplace.

0points

Lisa Marie Havener 8 years ago

Ummm...............What?

0points

Benski Trenkins 8 years ago

Actually this is true... half tank of gas means less weight that full so better mileage. however unpracticle because the extra stop and go at a gas station would already likely consume the savings. So your best bet is to have a gas station at your home and not take on more fuel than needed. Yeah that comes at an initial cost for sure but it will pay ypu back eventually!! only 200 or so years!!!! you great grandkids will thank you!

0points

Marty Sunderland 8 years ago

One of my kids went by this rule as a teenager.

0points

#65

Grab A Piping Hot Cuppa Joe At The Corner Store And Stick An Egg In It To Make A Hard Boiled Morning Snack

Final score:

53points

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David Ross 8 years ago

Stir with bacon?

51points

Leslie Tollefson 8 years ago

This is like your third bacon comment. I like you, dude!! :)

9points

Neb 8 years ago

You can use bacon, but I think a fry would be easier to stir with.

1point

H4unt3dF0r3sts 8 years ago

I'm craving bacon. Again.

1point

David KH Wong 8 years ago

Just stir the raw egg in and drink. It will be cooked inside your guts.

1point

Echo 8 years ago

Let's go see. According to the internet the perfect temp for an egg is 160. You coffee will be 160-185. So with a room temp egg. This might work. Not going to be hard boiled but surely cooked to some degree. Personally an egg and coffee sounds good.

1point

Jason H. 8 years ago

WTF did he really cook the egg in the coffee?! The egg is brown like a little coffee seeped in thru the shell lol

1point

Stabby the cat 8 years ago

This one’s actually a good prank to do. You can’t taste the egg & as you drink it the raw, sloppy egg suddenly rushes down their throat.

0points

Yenny Kartika 8 years ago

does it really work? somebody please tell me!

0points

Greg T 8 years ago

It makes it much easier if you crack it and dump it in, that way you don't have to shell it when it come out #timeSaver

0points

Susan Gardner 8 years ago

Disgusting lol

0points

Zanjero Johnson 8 years ago

gross and cool at the same time

0points

#66

Instead Of Wasting Cans, Put Them To Use And Make Do-It-Yourself Cup

Final score:

48points

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Andrew Gibb 8 years ago

got scabby lips caused by the winter cold? This handy DIY scab remover is just what you need...

61points

Totally a Dragon 6 years ago

Got lips that grandma always wants to kiss? This wonderful cup will either remove your lips or make them so cut grandam wont want to look at you

1point

Alia Gail 8 years ago

eww ha ha

1point

Bettye McKee 8 years ago

Good one!

0points

Elaine Sokolov 8 years ago

And slice your lip while you're at it!

3points

Csaba Hegedűs 8 years ago

"Do you know how I got these scars?"

2points

LlamaSensation 8 years ago

OW

1point

Giulia Betke 8 years ago

also the perfect lip tint

1point

Ada Hiestand 2 years ago

Until u cut ur lip

0points

MiddleEarth 4 years ago

Think you don't look scarred, cut, or tough enough? Have I got a cup for you! *No returns accepted

0points

Bardu 6 years ago

How to lose lips in 3 easy steps

0points

Mick Gi 7 years ago

That looks painful smh

0points

Amy Miles 8 years ago

I did this once while camping, except I folded the edges down really well. It actually worked! My lips survived the outing unscathed.

0points