Horoscopes usually regale us with glowing tales of future love, wealth, and prosperity. One artist, however, has a different interpretation of what the celestial bodies are trying to tell us, and it's a little less frilly.
Shitty Horoscopes is the brainchild of Toronto-based Amrit Brar, also known as 'Musterni.' Unfolding on Tumblr since 2015 and culminating in the recent release of a Kickstarter-funded 13-chapter book, the project turns the shortcomings and darker sides of each star sign into brief but poignant poems, accompanied by delightfully cool drawings of decorated skeletal remains. Brutally honest, yet instantly relatable, Brar's messages to horoscope signs read like a wine-induced 3 AM conversation with your best friend, which is probably why her Tumblr fans just keep demanding more and more of her creative ideas.
Scroll down, find your astrology sign, and have a laugh at the intricacies of our psyche that may or may not be influenced by the planets moving around us.
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Scorpio
Gemini
Sagittarius
Aquarius
Aries
Libra
I'm a Libra. And this is true, but people usually don't care about that I loving them, like it wasn't the most precious thing they could get from me
Cancer
I thought that Cancer was shy nice people? That's what it always was when I was a kid, and how I first suspected that horoscopes were b******t since I didn't fit it.
Taurus
Pisces
Virgo
Leo
If I didn't have bad luck, I wouldn't have any luck at all...
Load More Replies...Leos have low expectations because we know better than to depend on anyone else. I'd say that makes us quite lucky ^__^
Leos have low expectations because we know better than to depend on someone else. I'd say that makes us very lucky ^__^
I came here to see a bad a*s picture for leo, and it was by far the worst of all, and thats even judging from my low expectations.
isn't that goes for everybody? Been Leo whole my life, made choices all my life, if I was getting lucky- well nice of you universe, if not, well being cocky enough I felt responsible to make what ever I was doing as good as it can get, not depending on luck. Ofc it was more of trying to prove a point, not that I really needed thing I was doing. Soo, basically Leos r just pride bastards who are killed by their pride or raised by it
Capricorn
I usually don't have a big ego ... But some times , when things get out of hand , I just shy away from people , which they might consider as me being egotistic.... So maybe that's how I understand this ...
I have never figured out why the stars, billions of miles away, spend so much time aligning themselves to tell me, "you'll be in a spot of bother at work."
Well, they don't but reading horoscopes is still a great way of fighting boredom. I think that this horoscope is 100% incorrect but the one that my mother likes to watch on ORT TV is surprisingly accurate for my family.
Load More Replies...Anyone notice the URL? 'Shiity-horoscopes-zodiac-anthology-amrit-brar'
If you enjoyed these pieces, this art is done by a tumblr user by the name of Musterni or Amrit Brar, there's more when this came from!
I have never figured out why the stars, billions of miles away, spend so much time aligning themselves to tell me, "you'll be in a spot of bother at work."
Well, they don't but reading horoscopes is still a great way of fighting boredom. I think that this horoscope is 100% incorrect but the one that my mother likes to watch on ORT TV is surprisingly accurate for my family.
Load More Replies...Anyone notice the URL? 'Shiity-horoscopes-zodiac-anthology-amrit-brar'
If you enjoyed these pieces, this art is done by a tumblr user by the name of Musterni or Amrit Brar, there's more when this came from!