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Horoscopes usually regale us with glowing tales of future love, wealth, and prosperity. One artist, however, has a different interpretation of what the celestial bodies are trying to tell us, and it's a little less frilly.

Shitty Horoscopes is the brainchild of Toronto-based Amrit Brar, also known as 'Musterni.' Unfolding on Tumblr since 2015 and culminating in the recent release of a Kickstarter-funded 13-chapter book, the project turns the shortcomings and darker sides of each star sign into brief but poignant poems, accompanied by delightfully cool drawings of decorated skeletal remains. Brutally honest, yet instantly relatable, Brar's messages to horoscope signs read like a wine-induced 3 AM conversation with your best friend, which is probably why her Tumblr fans just keep demanding more and more of her creative ideas.

Scroll down, find your astrology sign, and have a laugh at the intricacies of our psyche that may or may not be influenced by the planets moving around us.

More info: Official Wesbite, Tumblr, Instagram

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Aries

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Libra

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Erzsébet Bükkös
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm a Libra. And this is true, but people usually don't care about that I loving them, like it wasn't the most precious thing they could get from me

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Cancer

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I thought that Cancer was shy nice people? That's what it always was when I was a kid, and how I first suspected that horoscopes were b******t since I didn't fit it.

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Pandola
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

they hide what they don't like...as stage actors, there's the "behind the scene"...you never get to know them

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Corin Bolles
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Leos have low expectations because we know better than to depend on anyone else. I'd say that makes us quite lucky ^__^

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Corin Bolles
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Leos have low expectations because we know better than to depend on someone else. I'd say that makes us very lucky ^__^

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vagadagadingdong
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I came here to see a bad a*s picture for leo, and it was by far the worst of all, and thats even judging from my low expectations.

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Aleksandras Simonov
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

isn't that goes for everybody? Been Leo whole my life, made choices all my life, if I was getting lucky- well nice of you universe, if not, well being cocky enough I felt responsible to make what ever I was doing as good as it can get, not depending on luck. Ofc it was more of trying to prove a point, not that I really needed thing I was doing. Soo, basically Leos r just pride bastards who are killed by their pride or raised by it

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I usually don't have a big ego ... But some times , when things get out of hand , I just shy away from people , which they might consider as me being egotistic.... So maybe that's how I understand this ...

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