50 Funny Memes From This IG Page To Scroll Through Instead Of Doing Literally Anything Else

I’d call that a win.

Fair enough.

But then you don't wanna tell them because of the satisfaction when they realise their *mistake*

I grew up thinking this is how noses work. Then I swapped carpet for hard wood floors in my bedroom and discovered both nostrils really could work at the same time.

Always a bad start to the day.

Ah when you get older you will understand! Though I may be too old to be alive

Every time I see that meme I wonder what caused this little girl to cry so heartbreakingly.

I once had a cat that actually said mmmnnn nom nom nom mrrrr' every time he got fed. Made me laugh so much.

What was I THINKING What was I THINKING

Some of the best friendships.

That's exactly what I'm doing right now 😬

like an air fryer! :D

British posties all year round

My bro in law has that pizza slicer! It was a present from me and he instantly loved it. :D

ok but will someone pls explain WHY we do this?

She has to hold the pizza in her lap or the cats will run off with most of it.

Normal means I can tolerate/ manage it. Zero means that I've died.

sit down!

GardenAid. The water of champions. 💧

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It was the cheese's choice to spill...

i do this and im still in school... im an old soul i guess

"We're very disappointed in you son"

Well…..errrr….I like things.

#FACTS

I somehow would manage to bounce my leg in my sleep since that was the only thing that would calm my son after colic cleared up. Would catch myself doing it for a year or so later.

You guys must use a different kind of tomatoes. I hate tomatoes, and when I buy a sandwich those damn things hold on for dear life. Nothing is worse than that residual tomato slime.

Literally the oil rigs from cars 2

I cook the whole package of linguini, and used to take the whole bowl to the table and force it all into my gaping maw, but now I take a reasonable portion in a smaller bowl, and most of the time there is another meal to put away. Hooray for portion control will power. It only took 74 years of (not) trying.

one of the fastest ever stars in a reasonably priced car, and a genius to boot

When my battery runs out, you *really* do not want to be around me.

I can remember if I locked it because of the *beep beep* but can't recall if I turned off the lights and wipers unless I say the word as I do it.

Cute fluffy chonk 🫶🏽

Politeness always helps.

Just don't check out grease then

I have the same E-mail adress for 23 years now 🙈

Thankfully my son hasn't found a toxic amount of dog hair to eat yet

If you have young kids and they start to outgrow a favorite toy, like a doll or whatever, pull it out of rotation and save it. Coolest Christmas present I got at 40 years old was my beloved Baby Beans from childhood.

Damn how much laundry is that?

True story, there are kids today who don't know about radio..

This is so dumb! 😂😂😂

Same when cleaning the vacuum cleaner makes you a vacuum cleaner.

A valid solution indeed

I would like to go to work dress like that lol

Its more gross what the taxes could be doing for you, but are not.

Betty! ❤️

If all the tricks just don't work, I start stabbing the lid until the pressure releases then use what I need and if I have leftovers, put it in another container who's lid I can take off without violence

That is why you carefully pick up the snack, pretend to eat it and than give it back. Double win for the toddler. You "ate " their snack and they get to eat it for real.

New camera ... or plumber. New camera ... or plumber. Do I REALLY need to fix my toilet? I mean ...

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Dang Jesus. There are wars going on. Don't worry about my floor ice.

"Yes. Yes! YES!! BUUUURRRRNNN!!!"

You have to make the call lying down for true authenticity.

Oh hey, it's my dad. 🤣

They ended being really good friends!