ADVERTISEMENT

If you are the self-professed owner of a green thumb, then you’ll indeed have thyme for these hilarious plant puns. Plants give us oxygen, shade, and fruits, so it’s no wonder that there are so many plant lovers out there. Besides the apparent benefits, plants are interesting as well. Did you know that you can consume every part of a dandelion? 

These fun plant facts are berry cool, but plant memes are even better. We’ve put together a list of plant jokes with clever wordplay and bursting with humor that will indeed plant a smile on your face. These funny plant puns and jokes are dedicated to every aspect of nature.

It’s time to start because a rolling stone gathers no moss, and neither should you. We promise you that these funny plant-lover memes will knock your stalks off! Don’t forget to pick your favorite garden puns, and please share this article with your plant-loving friends.

148 Funny Plant Puns to Prickle Your Fancy

#2

Someone has been adding soil to my garden. The plot thickens.

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#3

When does a farmer dance?

When he drops the beet.

Report

#4

A Collection of 148 Plant Puns That Will Leaf You Chuckling Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#5

My neighbor says he is too afraid to plant an apple tree.

I told him, "Grow a pear"!

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#7

A Collection of 148 Plant Puns That Will Leaf You Chuckling Why do plants go to therapy?

To get to the root of their problems!

Report

Add photo comments
POST
ADVERTISEMENT
ADVERTISEMENT
#9

What makes some plants better at math than others?

Square roots!

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#10

A Collection of 148 Plant Puns That Will Leaf You Chuckling It's just not worth it to argue with a cactus... they have too many great points!

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#11

Why can't you iron a four leaf clover? Because you shouldn't press your luck!

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#12

What do you call a cheerleading herb?

An encourage-mint!

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#13

A Collection of 148 Plant Puns That Will Leaf You Chuckling Plants are the best companions and friends to have. They always end up rooting for each other.

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#14

What’s the scariest plant?

Bam-boo!

Report

Add photo comments
POST
ADVERTISEMENT
#15

What do you call the argument between two vegans?

A plant-based beef.

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#16

A Collection of 148 Plant Puns That Will Leaf You Chuckling How do succulents confess their feelings?

“Aloe you vera much!”

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#17

What plant should you watch out for?

An ambush!

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#18

What’s the laziest plant?

The ZZ plant!

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#19

A Collection of 148 Plant Puns That Will Leaf You Chuckling What flowers should you never give as gifts?

Cauliflowers.

Report

#20

My wife swears the CIA put a listening device in our yard disguised as a tree.

I told her it’s just a plant.

Report

Add photo comments
POST

What Is the Best Botany Pun?

Botany is the science of plant life, a branch of biology. A botanist specializes in this field and develops a deeper understanding of plants through in-depth research. There are many fantastic nature jokes to tickle your funny bone, but not enough about silly wisecracks about botanists. Here’s one of the best:

ADVERTISEMENT

“Why did the botanist go out of business?”

“Because there wasn’t enough bloom for him to make a profit!”

Botany is an exciting science, and it’s fascinating to learn more about the beauty and value of nature. This field has also inspired people to create botanical art to highlight the splendor of plants. 

#21

Why was the gardener so embarrassed?

He wet his plants!

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#22

A Collection of 148 Plant Puns That Will Leaf You Chuckling Do you have the thyme?

I need to get somewhere around tree o’clock.

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#23

The gardener always says the cactus is a bit prickly.

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#24

Spending the whole day in a garden reaction be like: thistle be the best time ever.

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#25

A Collection of 148 Plant Puns That Will Leaf You Chuckling Farmers and gardeners can make the best DJs. They drop the best beet in town.

Report

Add photo comments
POST
ADVERTISEMENT
#26

Why are trees so tall and thin?

They only eat light.

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#27

Where did the plant want to travel?

All clover the world!

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#28

A Collection of 148 Plant Puns That Will Leaf You Chuckling What did the plant say when it called?

“Aloe, is it me your looking for?”

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#29

What is a baby chick’s favorite type of plant?

An egg-plant!

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#30

I saw a leaf that was shaped like a chicken. I think it fell from a poul-tree!

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#31

A Collection of 148 Plant Puns That Will Leaf You Chuckling What is small, red and whispers?

A hoarse radish!

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#32

Where do flowers recharge?

At a power plant!

Report

Add photo comments
POST
ADVERTISEMENT
#33

What did the big flower say to the little flower?

What’s up, bud?!

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#34

A Collection of 148 Plant Puns That Will Leaf You Chuckling What kind of flowers bloom on your face?

Tulips!

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#35

Why do trees have so many friends?

They branch out.

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#36

The onions said to all other plants in the garden, “I love you with all my head tomatoes”.

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#37

A Collection of 148 Plant Puns That Will Leaf You Chuckling When the plants go to a party, other plants end up kale-ing their vibe.

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#38

I started dating the girl across the street. Honestly, lawn-distance relationships aren’t that hard.

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#39

What did the sunflower say to her BFF when she reached 5 feet tall?

“You grow, girl!”

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#40

A Collection of 148 Plant Puns That Will Leaf You Chuckling What’s the fiercest type of flower?

A dandelion!

Report

Add photo comments
POST

What Are Some Short, Silly Flower Puns?

I’m sure you find plant memes funny, but trust me bud orchid you not when I say flower puns are endlessly amazing. Flowers are beautiful delicate, and bring a lot of color to any place. Apart from that, they can also make you snort out loud. Here are the best flowery puns to make in front of your friends:

“What did the flowers do when the bride walked down the aisle?”

“They rose.”

“What did the dog do on his walk in the park?”

“Peony on this tree, peony on that tree.”

#41

How do roses kiss?

They plant one on the other’s cheek.

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#42

What did the boy plant say to his girlfriend?

“I’ll never leaf you.”

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#43

A Collection of 148 Plant Puns That Will Leaf You Chuckling What do you do after you take a picture of a flower?

You wait for it to photosynthesize.

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#44

How do flowers greet each other in the morning?

“Hey, bud! How’s it growing?”

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#45

What did the flower ask the sad flower?

“Are you doing bouquet?”

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#46

A Collection of 148 Plant Puns That Will Leaf You Chuckling I'm almost certain there is something wrong with my cactus, but I just can't put my finger on it!

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#47

Where do saplings go to learn?
Elementree school.

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#48

How do plants practice self-care?

They try to weed out unnecessary drama!

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#49

A Collection of 148 Plant Puns That Will Leaf You Chuckling How does that song go?

Fern down for what!

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#50

Why was the weeping willow so sad?

It watched a sappy movie.

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#51

What do you call a salad leaf that constantly goes to the gym?

Shredded lettuce!

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#52

A Collection of 148 Plant Puns That Will Leaf You Chuckling What new plant did the gardener sow?

Beets me!

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#53

What do plants eat when they’re kind of hungry but not that hungry?

A light snack.

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#54

Asking out the cute girl at the flower store:

“Got any plants this weekend?”

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#55

A Collection of 148 Plant Puns That Will Leaf You Chuckling My wife complained that I never buy her flowers.

I didn’t even know she sold flowers.

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#56

I accidentally planted the wrong flowers in my garden.

Oopsie daisies.

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#57

Chive never met anyone quite like you.

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#58

A Collection of 148 Plant Puns That Will Leaf You Chuckling The kales told the cabbage, “We love you a whole bunch.”

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#59

Why couldn’t the gardener plant any flowers?

He hadn’t botany!

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#60

How did the flowers survive so long without water?

They really rose to the occasion!

Report

Add photo comments
POST

What Are Some Good Plant and Vegetable Puns?

Like your green and crazy plant puns, here are some fresh vegetable puns served hot. If you carrot all about beet-ing your friends at being punny, you’ll take stalk of these jokes and use them next time:

“I’ve never made Caesar salad, but I can take a stab at it.”

“What’s broccoli’s favorite music genre? Brock n’ roll.”

Vegetables, plants, and fruits all have their charm. They also have a life of their own and can be pretty funny when they want to. People who love gardening enjoy plants’ hilarious, dramatic behavior in response to water, sunlight, and sometimes nothing. 

#61

A Collection of 148 Plant Puns That Will Leaf You Chuckling Why wouldn’t the plant date the other?

They didn’t want no shrubs!

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#62

How do plants practice self-care?

They try to weed out unnecessary drama!

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#63

The favorite song of succulents is, ‘Aloe-lluyah, it’s raining, man’.

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#64

A Collection of 148 Plant Puns That Will Leaf You Chuckling The carrot has a football match tomorrow, everyone is rooting for it to win!

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#65

Carrots have a hard time letting go of things. They are deeply rooted issues.

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#66

The plants in-tree-duce each other the first time they meet.

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#67

A Collection of 148 Plant Puns That Will Leaf You Chuckling Why couldn’t the flower ride its bicycle to school?

It lost its petals.

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#68

What’s a nervous tree called?

A sweaty palm.

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#69

How do trees get on Instagram?

They log in.

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#70

A Collection of 148 Plant Puns That Will Leaf You Chuckling I'm such a succa for a lovely new plant!

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#71

Can you be-leaf how great all my succulent plants are doing?

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#72

Why was the tree stumped?

It couldn’t get to the root of the problem.

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#73

A Collection of 148 Plant Puns That Will Leaf You Chuckling Romain Orthodox priests begin their sermons by saying “lettuce pray”.

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#74

Why did the cactus get in trouble at school?

It couldn’t keep its plants to itself!

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#75

What do you call a rose that runs on electricity?

A power plant!

Report

Add photo comments
POST
See Also on Bored Panda
#76

A Collection of 148 Plant Puns That Will Leaf You Chuckling I was worried that the plants were fake, but they weren't. That's a real leaf!

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#77

How do you clone a plant?

Stem cells.

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#78

Recently, I have started gardening and started to plant all my herbs in alphabetical order.

People often ask how I find the time.

I tell them, “It’s next to the sage.”

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#79

A Collection of 148 Plant Puns That Will Leaf You Chuckling Why did the tree install solar panels?

It wanted to be a power plant.

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#80

They found a plant that cures COVID-19!

It’s called plant yourself on the couch.

Report

Add photo comments
POST

What Are Some Good Herb Garden Puns for Adults?

A herb garden is a space where people specifically grow herbs or medicinal plants. These patches of land are helpful for people to grow plants that they will use for cooking or medicine. If you have ever tried to grow your food and been a victim of urban gardening fails, you might laugh harder at these herb garden puns.

“The farmer was arrested for em-basil-ment.”

“I’m working for a new sage-ncy.”

“Aloe, it’s me. I’m in my ele-mint.”

Although you might not get any sage advice from these garden puns, we hope it made you smile. Share your herb garden mishaps or favorite puns in the comments below.

#81

What is the highest number that a plant can count to?

Tree.

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#82

A Collection of 148 Plant Puns That Will Leaf You Chuckling I love plant puns...

They're so ferny.

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#83

What do you call an everyday potato?

A commen-tator.

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#84

How did the gardener know his herbs were fully grown?

It was just about thyme!

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#85

A Collection of 148 Plant Puns That Will Leaf You Chuckling What’s the saddest plant?

A weeping widow!

Report

Add photo comments
POST
See Also on Bored Panda
#86

If the flower doesn’t like me, I don’t carrot all.

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#87

Trees and plants have such a strong social network. They branch out for it pretty well.

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#88

A Collection of 148 Plant Puns That Will Leaf You Chuckling You can poppy-n anytime!

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#89

How do you grow a flower that glows in the dark?

With a light bulb.

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#90

What did the flower tell the other flower after she told a joke?

“I was just pollen your leg!”

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#91

A Collection of 148 Plant Puns That Will Leaf You Chuckling Why did the flower decide to try out Tinder?

He was just looking for somebudy to love.

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#92

What did the flower decide to study in college?

STEM.

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#93

How did the flower get a boat from one side of the lake to the other?

It rose.

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#94

A Collection of 148 Plant Puns That Will Leaf You Chuckling What did one cactus say to the other cactus?

“You’re looking sharp!”

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#95

Why did the gardener think her plant was sick?

It was looking very green.

Report

Add photo comments
POST
See Also on Bored Panda
#96

What advice can you give a plant that’s having a hard day?

Just green and bear it.

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#97

A Collection of 148 Plant Puns That Will Leaf You Chuckling Why does Yoda grow such pretty plants?

He has green thumbs!

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#98

Ever wonder what thyme it is?

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#99

What is a pine tree’s favorite singer?

Spruce Springsteen.

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#100

A Collection of 148 Plant Puns That Will Leaf You Chuckling What’s the favorite rock song of a gardener?

“Sweet Chive o’ Mine.”

Report

Add photo comments
POST

What Are Some One-Liner Tree Puns?

Trees are majestic, beautiful, and awe-inspiring to look at. They provide fruits and shade and are a habitat for many creatures. Many grow for hundreds of years, and these badass trees refuse to die. With all the beauty and magnificence that surrounds trees, it’s safe to say that we can appreciate them while also making some clever tree puns.

“Even though trees don’t celebrate Valentine’s Day, they are still very sappy.”

“Why don’t trees have any social media accounts? Because they are all too scared to log in!”

If there’s one thing these plant puns should inspire you to do, it should be to plant a sapling today. The earth can only improve if we all work together to care for it. Take up the challenge to plant one tree and make a difference, just like Jadav Payeng, who created 550 hectares of forest in 40 years by planting a tree daily.

#101

How do you know when a tree has had too much to drink?

It won’t stop trunk texting their ax.

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#102

What did one plant say to another?

What’s ta-ma-ta?

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#103

A Collection of 148 Plant Puns That Will Leaf You Chuckling What did a tree do when its bank was shut?

It opened its own branch.

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#104

I want to tell you all about a girl that only ate plants.

You’ve probably never heard of herbivore.

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#105

It’s kind of silly we’re trying to turn plants into burgers.

Haven’t cows been doing that for like, forever?

Report

Add photo comments
POST
See Also on Bored Panda
#106

A Collection of 148 Plant Puns That Will Leaf You Chuckling What is a tree’s favorite fruit?

Pine-apple.

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#107

Why does the army plant saplings every year?

To grow the infant-tree.

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#108

Talk dirt to me.

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#109

A Collection of 148 Plant Puns That Will Leaf You Chuckling Following the fire outbreak that razed down the bush, I couldn’t help but photosympathise with the remaining half-burnt trees.

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#110

Any job that cannot pay your dills is not worth keeping. It won’t let you grow.

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#111

Where does the real work take place? In the bark-ground.

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#112

A Collection of 148 Plant Puns That Will Leaf You Chuckling Why was the botanist afraid of the club moss?

He was built lycophyta.

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#113

Why did the cactus get in trouble at school?

It couldn’t keep its plants to itself!

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#114

Why do herbs use Tinder?

For Netflix and dill!

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#115

A Collection of 148 Plant Puns That Will Leaf You Chuckling What do you call a garden nursery?

Plant Parenthood!

Report

Add photo comments
POST
See Also on Bored Panda
#116

Why was the cactus so smug?

It was an arrogant prick!

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#117

What do plants do when they first meet each other?

They in-tree-duce themselves!

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#118

A Collection of 148 Plant Puns That Will Leaf You Chuckling Wonder whether the other plants photo-sympathize with a sad plant.

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#119

My fear of roses is a thorny issue. I’m not sure what it stems from but I’m stuck with it.

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#120

She didn’t date the gardener. He was too rough around the hedges.

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#121

A Collection of 148 Plant Puns That Will Leaf You Chuckling What did the rose text her best bud?

“I’m all dressed up and have nowhere to grow!”

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#122

Did you hear the story about the flower who went on a date with another flower?

It’s a budding romance!

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#123

What did the flower tell the taxi driver so he’d go faster?

“Floret!”

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#124

A Collection of 148 Plant Puns That Will Leaf You Chuckling How did the tree ask out his crush?

He said, “Wood you be mine?”

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#125

How do you get a plant drunk?

You give it root beer.

Report

Add photo comments
POST
See Also on Bored Panda
#126

What song does a gardener know all the words to?

“Lettuce Be.”

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#127

A Collection of 148 Plant Puns That Will Leaf You Chuckling I wasn't too sure about succulents, but you know what, they really grew on me!

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#128

What is a pine tree’s favorite radio station?

Anything that plays the poplar hits.

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#129

Why couldn’t the fig tree get back in shape?

It couldn’t stick to a root-ine.

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#130

A Collection of 148 Plant Puns That Will Leaf You Chuckling Can you come over?

Sorry, I can’t. I have plants.

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#131

Why are you leaving? Fennel I see you again?

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#132

What did the mama lettuce tell her little ones when it started to storm?

“Everyone needs to romaine calm.”

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#133

A Collection of 148 Plant Puns That Will Leaf You Chuckling What’s a tree’s favorite dating app?

Timber.

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#134

I never used to like plants, but I turned over a new leaf!

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#135

How do plants contact each other?

They use the te-leaf-one!

Report

Add photo comments
POST
See Also on Bored Panda
#136

A Collection of 148 Plant Puns That Will Leaf You Chuckling Why do potatoes make the best detectives?

Because they always keep their eyes peeled!

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#137

I decided to grow a garden this year. Most of the plants grew really well, but one of my herb plants struggled and eventually died so I had to throw it out.

It was thyme.

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#138

What do trees say when they get cut down?

I’m stumped.

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#139

A Collection of 148 Plant Puns That Will Leaf You Chuckling Say aloe to my little friend.

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#140

How do you fix a broken tomato?

With tomato paste.

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#141

I know the plant was in a dire situation. I could literally chlorofeel it begging for help.

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#142

A Collection of 148 Plant Puns That Will Leaf You Chuckling While everyone else was worried, she knew that it wasn’t a big dill.

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#143

What do you call a nervous tree?

A sweaty palm!

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#144

What happens when a plant tries to add you on social media?

You get a fern request.

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#145

A Collection of 148 Plant Puns That Will Leaf You Chuckling What is a tree's favorite subject in school?

Geome-tree!

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#146

What do you get when you plant a donut?

A pastree.

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#147

Why did a flower marry a potted plant? To get half of the pot in the divorce.

Report

Add photo comments
POST
#148

A Collection of 148 Plant Puns That Will Leaf You Chuckling Why are flowers so good at problem solving? They know how to nip it in the bud.

Report

Add photo comments
POST

Herb You Heard These Crazy Plant Jokes Before?

Plant memes are the best way to laugh if you enjoy humor. Bring out your inner plant lady or succulent lad and think of new silly leaf puns. And if you want to boost your plants, check out these ceramic planters with witty puns, beautifying your garden and making you cackle.