“How Was This Approved?”: 30 Of The Most Absurd Signs, As Spotted By The Bored Panda Community

plot twist: a mosquito put up that sign to scare people away

Signs signs...everywhere are signs

I'm out of the chair and using a walker now, but I don't think I'll visit this zoo.

OH... I wish they had tear off strips on the bottom of this poster... I've seen this cat!

Thats how they got killed in some redneck slasher movie

Looks like the perfect setting for it.

There are trucks in my area that read "your poo is our bread and butter.

a lot of people do this on private properties with longer driveways, because you're more likely to notice a speed limit sign not ending in a 0 or 5 and therefore more likely to drive slower. they're usually not the exact speed limit to go, but it does encourage you to go slower.

Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Teach a man to BE a fish, then he can work at Popeye's for $4.49

Hey I've been there that's in pergatory mass used to make fun of my dad as a kid cuz he couldn't make it through used to go hiking there alot now it cost too much for one day if I visit

It's the new adoption center!

At least he's got the proper safety equipment.

Sam buys houses fast? mas BYU's hoses U fats? WHAT IS GOING ON HERE???

You know those scam emails (inheritance, send me money, etc.) where so, so many words are misspelled? There's a theory that this is used to weed out smart people, with hopes that only people who are too dumb to know it's misspelled will be responding, and those are the easiest targets. I wonder if 'SMA' here is trying the same?

Don't try pronouncing that sign or you'll summon a demon!

r/ihadastroke

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Oh F.C.U.K.!

my eyes...!

Sam might be dyslexic

Sam Needs Spell-Check Fast.

Is Sam dyslexic?

It’s porevn that you can reragane lttrees in a word as long as the beginning and end letters are rgiht and people can still read it. :) most people. :)

It stasd otu

How much do you want to bet the phone number is actually 661-UBY-PSAA?

Help, I tried to read this and I smell burnt toast. I have no idea what this is trying to say to me.

I wonder if the phone number is also incorrect 🤨

This might get my attention but would not get my business. I'd like slightly more attention to detail from anyone I hire. I'd also like to be completely clear on what the hell they do.

The FSATest is the BSETest!

HUH?

As a rural Missourian I can completely believe this. One near my house has a poorly photoshopped electric-green rattlesnake that hurts my eyes every time I drive by

How many bottles of cava am I allowed though

Just don't.

Why…?

....it ends in ..IT`S A RELIEF...

Something we just never seem to say often enough. Thanks, both of you.

Gah! Gotta provide some context for non-Christian residents, or they'll think you're vampires or cannibals!

Indeed, why throw money in a bottomless pit? It's strange how some people think that destroying other people's property is hilarious. But if someone picks a flower from their garden, they scream bloody murder.

Been there. Ate those. I can check it off the list and move on.

To the person suggesting the writer is dyslexic - every dyslexic I know, knows their limitations and would run it past someone else first. This is just ignorance not a disability.

Famous truck stop sign.

Specialises in human humans? Or just humans? I want to know how many hits im gonna get

Two-way petting zoo?

I sincerely hope it is a dentist’s office

Bring your tools and you and Mom can make a day of it. Be sure to visit our gift shop on your way out.

Ot Grlz are fierce! Those women rock!

I respect our Amish communities and even buy groceries from their shops - they have amazing antibiotic-free meat and wonderful produce, but the buggies sharing toads gets dangerous. Since they don't buy gas, they don't pay taxes for road improvement, but their horse shoes and buggy wheels tear up the asphalt. Also, many don't even use lanterns at night and it's dangerous. I grew up in mountainous, rural PA, and hated watching the horses struggle up and down the mountains too.

Smart-ass customer: "Hi, can I get two augageeggbis's to go, please?"

I'll bet it's real accurate.

What kind of car can I get for my 14 year old

Cut'em some slack; at least they're trying to master English.