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Misfortunes are an unavoidable part of life and we have to learn how to get past them. But how do you forget accidentally telling your crush you literally just peed your pants laughing? Or inadvertently informing your boss about your recent wardrobe malfunction? You don't. I'm walking about wrong-person texts, of course, So let's take a look at a Reddit thread where people have been sharing their funniest and worst mix-ups, marked with embarrassment and laughter.
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#1
Was stoned at home watching tv texting a girl I was dating and my best friend from high school simultaneously (separate chats). My friend at the time was struggling with addiction problems and at the time I felt like I was being used and taken for granted and said something along the lines of “he’s probably getting coked out again” to the girl but I actually sent it to my friend. I felt a dread I’ve never felt before. Because I love my friends and I felt like I betrayed him by talking s**t. I immediately apologized and explained the mix up. Took ownership. But felt so bad for so long.
BUT! That girl is now my wife and that friend was one of my groomsmen and gave the speech at our wedding and I was his best man and also gave a speech at his wedding. Turned out my text helped him realize he had hit bottom and he made some really positive changes and I couldn’t be more happy for him.
Edited for typos.
Knucklehead 1 year ago
Funny how he is stoned out of his mind but thinks someone else is the problem.
Sathe Wesker 1 year ago
I’m sorry, but you obviously don’t know how addiction works or takes control. Marijuana (which I am assuming) is nothing compared to coke. In fact I am told to either smoke or take edibles for my epilepsy, however I watched my mother and stepfather drown themselves in coke (both better now). There is a massive difference, but yes, both still addictive but one a LOT easier to kick if need be.
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Natty Tempest 1 year ago
It's so nice to see the nose-dive has been pulled back and things worked out OK!
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#2
Texted my boss “I love you my cute pretty little princess”. This was for my girlfriend, my current wife. Anyway he responded with “I love you too sweetheart”.
Mark Bayliss 1 year ago
For some reason I am always suspicious of people who say "my CURRENT wife"
#3
Finished an overtime shift and instead of texting my wife I ended up texting my boss “Leaving work now. I love you so much baber. See you soon.”
It’s like 2 years later and this man still calls me baber. 😂.
The Darkest Timeline 1 year ago
“Baber”? “Babe” is one of the most annoying pet names out there but this turns it up to 11.
#4
Sent a naughty text meant for my fiancée to my aunt once. One day at work, I texted my girl everything I was gonna do to her later after I got home. I went all out. Didn't hold back.
I sent the text, and ten minutes later, my aunt texted: "Oh, dear. You sent this to the wrong person. Try again."
*S**t.*.
Jeremy James 1 year ago
I once got a "U up?" text at 3am from a wrong number asking me to come over. The weird part is that when I asked who it was, she said, "Aunt" So-and-so. Cue banjo music.
#5
Dont have a bad text but I did once get drunk and called my dad while at a family reunion (i couldnt make it) and left him a 2.5 hour ramble of how great a father he was.
He played it at the dinner.
No hard feelings I thought it was funny as hell.
#6
Not me. I had made out with a girl for the first time in high school and she asked for my number. In my adrenaline fueled daze I gave her my mom’s.
I get out of play practice and as I sit down in the car she goes “So my son is a good kisser huh?” I wish god would have taken me right then.
Dee Rutherford 1 year ago
I’d have laughed my brains out and ribbed him no end.
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Philly Bob Squires 1 year ago
Back in my earlier days (I was 17) back in 1976, I sounded like my dad and he sounded like me AND his name was Bob as well. I had my then girlfriend, call the house and proceeded to tell me "Bob" everything she was going to do to me when she got hold of my "sexy a*s!" oof. My Dad knocked on my bedroom door, red as a beet and said "I think Leslie is on the phone for you, lucky bastard!" Little did I know that he told her that "she had the wrong Bob!" When I got on the phone with her, I could actually hear her embarrasment in her silence. Rest in peace Dad!
eeeeeeeee 1 year ago
That photo looks soooooo awkward. Is he kissing her chin? Is he smiling? Is he holding her weird? Is that his hair or eyelashes - I can't stop looking at it.
Julie S 1 year ago
He is indeed kissing her chin, but why is she hanging on to his collar for dear life?
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Called my wifes dad sugar tits. "Hows it going sugar tits?"
He laughed and brings it up once in awhile.
Earthquake903 1 year ago (edited)
I called my son's partner a silly variation of his name (Jasper) in a text. I called him JaspITS. He looked at it and asked my son "why did your mom just call me JaspTITS?" So, of course, it's Jasptits from here on out. Way funnier than my version.
Hassel Davidhoff 1 year ago (edited)
I used to have a friend who went by the nickname Meathead. One day I answered the phone and the voice that said hello sounded like him so I said" Hey Meathead!" and then my father in law laughs and says "I haven't been called that since college!"
#8
Autocorrect got me, I used to travel to regional towns as part of my sales job.
I was on my way to a place called Lancelin and planning to catch up with friends that night.
We were trying to work out a time to meet so I was quickly replying to messages between customer visits. Of course I didn't see that my phone autocorrected Lancelin to lingerie!
I sent a message saying "I'll be in lingerie all day and should be home around 6"
It took a while to live that one down.
Trentin Quarantino 1 year ago
Autocorrect once changed Shoreham to Whorehouse while I was texting my grandmother to tell her where I was.
#9
I was sending an email from my phone about sodium iodide (NaI) detectors and it corrected it to Nazi detectors. I nearly sent an email about buying uranium for Nazi detectors.
Knucklehead 1 year ago
F**k off with your nazism, we're normal people that love our people just as much as you.
Hassel Davidhoff 1 year ago
There is so much that does not make sense about you Trump supporters. For example; you've demonstrated on this forum that you're a christian of some denomination. Jesus would not be a Trump supporter. Everything Jesus said and did is the antithesis of what Trump says and does. Yet somehow you can function with this cognitive dissonance. There is a word for that: hypocrisy.
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#10
I accidentally sent a picture of a man f*****g a watermelon to my nana. That was 20 years ago. She still has the picture and regularly reminds me of it.
*onyx* 1 year ago
But...why do you have that picture in the first place?? WHO WAS THAT PICTURE FOR ORIGINALLY????
Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 1 year ago
My grandmothers were from the silent generation. I think that if I gave either of them such a picture, they would no longer have been silent.
Rahul Pawa 1 year ago
Wait. He sent that picture 20 years ago!? Picture messaging was terrible in 2004. I need more info
weatherwitch 1 year ago
Was he Actually f*****g a watermelon or was it pretending to? Cos either is still a bit err unexpected? Although not half as much unexpected as what your nana thought upon receiving it 😮😮😮🤣🤣🤣
#11
I was trying to shave my penis with a electric razor and nabbed myself a little. So i thought it would be funny to send a picture to my friend with the caption “when i ask the barber to take a little off the top” but accidentally posted a picture of my bloody, flaccid, and bald penis to my public story on snapchat. Also, it took like 30 minutes before someone thought to say, “did you mean to post this?”.
Seanette Blaylock 1 year ago
I'm female, so more than a little baffled by why you're shaving that to begin with.
MaggieMay85 1 year ago
I’m a little baffled by him wanting to show his friend
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LakotaWolf (she/her) 1 year ago
That was MY first question. I was like "full stop, wait, do you mean you're shaving your PUBES or your actual dinky-doo?!" I haven't seen a lot of penii up close in my time (like 5 total?) and none of them have had hair on them. The hackysack? Sure. The pubes? Sure. But the mini-spinny? Nope.
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OldButNewButBroken 1 year ago
Seriously, have none of you heard about manscaping? Done right it will make it look bigger. Also some women prefer it shaved. No hair to tickle your nose when giving mouth pleasure. Or the stray hair in the back of your throat.
meeeeeeeeeeee 1 year ago
Do men send each other d**k pics? Like, do they really need it to be seen that much?
PFD 1 year ago
Well, this is a guy who cut his penis shaving so not necessarily a representative sample
Load More Replies... Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 1 year ago
That first sentence in itself was a new journey in reading for me.
weatherwitch 1 year ago
Ok. Female and asexual here. Errr shave his penis?? Why would you want to shave your penis?? Do they need shaving now?? I'm utterly bewildered here!! 😮
#12
I was in the backseat of a car with someone I didn’t like. I texted my mom how bad it was going and I accidentally send it to the person who happened to be driving. SIRI READ IT OUT-LOUD OVER THE APPLE CAR PLAY TO EVERYONE.
#13
This guy I was friends with in a dark time in my life took another friend’s phone and changed the autocorrect. He made maybe the worst change ever. He changed the word people to the N-word’s.
The other friend didn’t catch it until he group messaged people from his company during a business trip. He meant to send “when do we have to pick up these Pfizer PEOPLE from the airport?” Needless to say the autocorrect changed that.
He was fired.
It was shortly after that we realized that the first guy wasn’t quirky and funny but that he was toxic.
Seanette Blaylock 1 year ago
Am I the only one who reads what auto-incorrect "helped" with before hitting send?
Red PANda (she/they/he/ze) 1 year ago
You’re not the only one. Although sometimes I leave the misheard words in because it’s funny
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PattyK 1 year ago
The friend who sent the message was fired or the friend who changed the autocorrect?
Kitty 🥀 1 year ago
At the risk of sounding like a betchy English teacher, use the context clues and your reasoning here.
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Edward Finger Hands 1 year ago
One could argue he was responsible for not checking professional communications. No he’s not responsible for using the word, but it’s not a good look to have an employee who would let such a blunder like that be sent.
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How do you not notice the auto correct change especially for a work message. He deserved to get fired for incompetence.
#14
Back when my brother and I were in high school. my dad would get drunk, and be a jerk. Well my brother and I were each others support person. One day the whole family was in the living room together watching a movie. My dad had recently walked in, while my mom, brother, and I had been there for a while. Dad said some s**t that bothered me. So I went to text my brother about how much of an a*****e dad is. Well I accidentally sent it to dad. My body went into shock. But my mind went into survival mode or something. Because I felt myself just push my phone into the crack of the couch.
Then I walked straight to dad and said “hey I lost my phone, can I use find my iPhone on yours to find it?” He grabbed his, and said “oh a text from my son” I laughed and grabbed it before he read it, deleted the text, rung my phone, and was luckily in the clear. Ever since that day, I always clear my messages with him.
Red PANda (she/they/he/ze) 1 year ago
Great quick thinking 😬 I’m glad that messages now has an “unsend” function so people don’t have to resort to risky things like this to unsend a message
Ace 1 year ago
Maybe in some messaging apps, but certainly not on SMS text messages.
Load More Replies... Earthquake903 1 year ago
I'm sorry you even had to think that of your father and the fear you must have felt. I can totally relate
#15
Oh man..
My 21 yr old son (at the time) was living with me as he was between places and trying to sort some things out.
At the time I had the Motorola Droid with the hardware keyboard so I tended to typey type and send without double checking my work.
One day I meant to send him, "Can you join us for a sec?" as my gal and I needed help with something and really needed another pair of hands.
Somehow not only did I typo that one word that you all see coming, but I double typoed it to send, "can you join us for sex?"
When he sent back, thankfully, "uhh, I don't think so" and I looked, confusedly, as to why the f**k he wouldn't help us with something we needed him for.... I realized how I had f****d up.
After my profuse apology and correction for what I meant to say, we never spoke of it again.
#16
When I texted this girl I was going on a date with “Hey Olivia, I’m out front”
….her name was Natalie. She never came out.
Seanette Blaylock 1 year ago
Can't say I blame her. I'd take that as saying you'd much rather be with Olivia to begin with.
CrazyKnitter 1 year ago
I don't blame her either, but I'm terrible with names, so I'd probably laugh at them and go out anyway to see what happened.
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#17
I complained rather bluntly, and using colorful language, about my M&A attorney to one of my business partners... It was a group text.
Oof.
Fortunately, he was a professional. I called him to apologize, and explained that deal frustrations were getting the better of me. He allowed me to save face, and even put me at ease by saying that people have said far worse to him to his face.
Michelle C 1 year ago
I hope he never took his coworker for granted again! That guy sounds like a class act!
#18
I accidentally sent my boss a message that meant to read "I have a bigger problem". I missed the B and hit the N. Yes, he's black 😭.
FoxEcoLimaIndiaCharlieIndiAlfa 1 year ago
I just tried typing I have a bigger problem here in the comment box, but I typed it the same way that OP had, by replacing the B with an N and my phone autocorrected it to bigger. I find it hard to believe that the phone didn't autocorrect, this obvious typo. Unless they had autocorrect turned off or if they used the N word frequently, the phone will eventually add it to its dictionary/vocabulary. Kinda like how my phone has learned that I never tell people to duck off or duck you, you motherducker and knows not to autocorrect to such. 🤷♀️
ZuriLovesYou 1 year ago
If I were the boss, there is NO WAY you'd get me to believe that wasn't an accident. 😆
#19
I was at work and tried to text my girlfriend, "I can't wait to get home to f**k you in the a*s."
After it was sent I realized I had texted my mom. I quickly added that the text was not intended for her. She replied, "OKAY."
We never spoke about it.
Joshua David 1 year ago
I wonder if his mom debated his sexual preferences after that. Gay man asking.
#20
Let me preface this by stating I use to be a real big piece of s**t:
When my wife and I were dating we went out to eat at Applebee's in our relatively small town. Looking around the restaurant I noticed there were several females there that I had previously had 'relationships' with.
I thought I was texting my then room mate when I said:
"Including *future wife* there are 5 girls at this Applebee's that I've boned"
Instead I sent it to my now wife who was sitting across the table from me.
Had to do a lot of damage control after that. Been married 15 years this summer!
Tropical Tarot 1 year ago (edited)
Yeah I feel this. When I realized at least 80%of my wedding party had seen me at least topless.And i accidentally sent this to my niece.
LakotaWolf (she/her) 1 year ago
I'm female and the word "female" doesn't bother me. I AM female. I'm a woman, too, but "female" isn't a derogatory word unless one MAKES it so.
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Maria Maria 1 year ago
I must say it's kind of wild for someone to walk into a random restaurant and find FIVE people they've slept with. I mean unless they've banged the whole town.
Lene 1 year ago
I may be silly but.... if those 4 other women were in the past, as in before he got together with his now-wife, then what's the problem? My bf of 11 years has had a life before he met me. Including a love life. Should I expect him to still be a virgin when he met me? Sure, it's wild with so many past lovers in one room. But if I was on a date with this guy I'd probably just ask why he chose to be with these women. Was it just to relieve some 'pressure' or did each of the girls have some features or qualities that he liked? It could tell a lot about how he sees women and how he may see me.
#21
I texted my MIL while she was in my house. I meant to text my mom, she brought a friend to my house to meet my new baby without letting me know and I was going to say to my mom “ugh MIL brought over a friend without saying anything 🙄”.
#22
In around 2001, I was an 18 year old team leader in a sales-based workplace. Importantly, I was shagging a chick on my team and while I was sitting on the toilet and she was outside 'working', we were sending each other some fairly raunchy messages. One of my team sent me a message at the same time, and so I then accidentally messaged Justine, the 40 year old matronly woman in my team, about the many explicit things I wanted to do with her vagina.
I had a very red face and Justine laughed her a**e off.
Seanette Blaylock 1 year ago
You were lucky she had a good sense of humor. Some would have considered that sexual harassment and doubted the "I sent that to the wrong person" defense.
#23
Accidentally texted my boss instead of my coworker. About how big of a b***h our boss is. Lol.
Honestly it worked out bc we talked it out and resolved a lot of pent up tension but when I first realized I was like omfg.
whiterabbit 1 year ago
I did that while working at McDonald's at 15 yrs old except it wasn't via text. My coworker asked how I was doing when I got to work and I said "I was doing great until I saw Soandso was manager today", she was standing right behind me.
Bored Trash Panda 1 year ago
I'd be the type of boss that would walk up the them and be like "so i'm a b***h huh" and then give them s**t about it. Then I would figure out what is going on to fix the issue.
#24
I sent a text to my cousin in New Mexico instead of my FIL, letting him know my wife was in labor. He still made it to the hospital in time but barely.
Bec 1 year ago
Many many decades ago, my dad called my mom's grandfather to say I was born instead of her parents house, looked at the wrong # in our address book and he was tired since I was born around midnight. My mom wondered why her mother hadn't come to visit us in the hospital as my grandparents lived just a few blocks from the hospital.
Tempest 1 year ago
When we were at university abroad, my roommate and I made friends with a girl who had the same name as a mutual old school friend of ours. Said old school friend also happened to be studying in the same country as we were in but on the exact opposite side, some 700+ miles away. Anyway once we were on a trip with the new uni friend (let’s call her X) and her friends. While X was browsing something in a shop, one of her friends had to run to the bathroom and as she was going she asked my friend to call X and tell her to meet her at the public toilets. Anyway long story short my friend accidentally called our old friend across the country, blurted out that so and so wants her to meet at the public toilets, and hung up. Our old friend was so confused that she took a while to text my friend back and ask why she’s expected to be at some public toilets…
#25
He texted me a gym pic out of the blue, I texted him back a screenshot and the text
“Omg what should I say”.
Red PANda (she/they/he/ze) 1 year ago (edited)
Lmaooo that feels like something that I would do
LakotaWolf (she/her) 1 year ago
Sometimes a person will receive an unwanted selfie/gym pic/wiener pic and will screenshot said conversation, and send THAT screenshot to a trusted friend, asking advice, "how should I respond?/what should I say?" especially if the original recipient is shy or not used to dealing with this kind of thing. In this case, OP accidentally sent it right back to the guy instead of their friend, I'm guessing.
Load More Replies... whiterabbit 1 year ago
When I was in the dating world I would reply "lol" anytime somebody sent me a selfie. Something about selfies is so shallow and annoying to me.
#26
I was sexting a girl, and had another start to text me asking for advice on her car. Accidentally got the two swapped. Girl I was originally sexting was confused… but girl asking about her car was receptive and went along with it until I realized what I did.
BrunoVI 1 year ago
I was dancing on a stage once, and Dancing in the Dark came on and a girl smiled at me. I asked her in front of several people (who probably were paying zero attention) if she was ready to "do this like Monica" from Friends. See, Monica's big break was Bruce Springsteen's video "Dancing in the Dark" video where Monica (Courtney C*x) catches his eye, so he pulls her on stage. There was another Monica who was rather famous at the time for doing something else. If you remember the 90s, you'll understand and probably blame me 100% for being so stupid. But I didn't understand why she asked her car or mine. And trying to discretely explain about "Courtney C*x" in a loud environment only confused things worse.
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#27
Working at a non profit. The receip ant was a hardcore Texan conservative white guy. I was running late and sent him a text through voice:
Me: “sorry about the wait, man”
My phone: “Sorry about the white man”.
FoxEcoLimaIndiaCharlieIndiAlfa 1 year ago
Not true, I guess you've never heard of the receip species of ant or my Aunt Receip? /j
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Worked as an IT auditor, i supposed to write “ill return the hard disk tomorrow” but finger slipped “ill return the hard d**k tomorrow”. Sent to female colleague.
Bec 1 year ago
Previous job required us to put notes in the system. I'd put sec for secondary claims multiple times a day, but the x key is dangerously close to the c key so , more than once I put 'sex' in the notes. You couldn't edit the notes after you hit enter, so lots of * sec not 'sex' notes with my initials in them 😂
Poppy 1 year ago
I work for the ambulance service in the control room. When people initially dial 999 they're asked 'whats the nature of the emergency' and the call handlers will write in the problem text box what is wrong with the patient. Once you've pressed 'enter' on this you cannot go back and change it. My colleague once thought he'd written 'Ruptured disc' but wrote 'ruptured d i c k'
Stuart 1 year ago
I feel ya. I once texted to my gf's best friend, who was having a terrible day, "you need a nice stuff drink.". Well, i guess the R didn't get in there as intended.My gf and her friend thought it was the funniest thing....thank god.
Michael Largey 1 year ago
Receiving back an unwanted hard d**k could be considered a very ill return.
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#29
Not a wrong text.. but i knew a girl who became a celebrity. She is a big time actress now.
She had given me her number long back but I didn't call/text her. But a few years after she blew up, me and my friends had gone drinking. On a game of truth or dare, they dared to give me my phone and they would text a random person.
Guess who they chose... They sent a text saying " can we meet tonight".
I wanted to die.
Crouching hippo hidden panda 1 year ago
I don’t believe it was random, I think he was prob bragging and they were all in on it
LakotaWolf (she/her) 1 year ago
OP stated in another comment "She works in the Tamil and Malayalam cinema industry. Has acted with Vijay sethupathi, Vijay, etc.", and from their Reddit profile it looks like they themselves live in Bangalore. So I'm guessing they are referring to an actress in India/possibly Bollywood?
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SkippityBoppityBoo 1 year ago
Probably not, I doubt she that had kept the same number from a few years before especially as she was now famous 🙂
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#30
My cousin had posted that she was going through a tough situation, so I ofc messaged to ask her what’s up. What I typed “Hey, I saw your post on FB, what’s going on?” What autocorrect did to me “Hey, I saw your pussy on FB, what’s going on?”
I tried to quickly send a message to let her know what I actually meant and for some reason it didn’t send any of my tries. She read it and started to freak out big time.
SlightlyTarnished 1 year ago
Has no one learned autocorrect is not your friend? Double check you messages before hitting send.
Dumb teenager 1 year ago
It sometimes corrects stuff it doesn’t like after you send it
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#31
Not a text but an email:
I replied to an email during a brutal Child custody battle I was in.
I typed a long-winded, a bit nasty, “showing my cards” reply, solely meant for my lawyer's eyes….not realizing my reply “replied all” including the opposing lawyer.
LakotaWolf (she/her) 1 year ago
I have such a fear of things like this that when I am sending an email that contains something important/private/for one set of eyes only, I NEVER "reply" to a previous email. I copy the recipient's email, open up a new email, and paste the email into the "To" box and write an entirely new email XD It's too risky if it's something REALLY important, and I've been known to be oblivious, so it's safer to just send a new "clean" email.
Jenni Waring 1 year ago
I am currently doing my law degree and one of the first things we were told was to never reply to an email always created a new one, there have been many breaches of confidentiality by clicking reply all either accidentally or without thinking/checking the recipients
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I’m a realtor and I meant to text another agent trying to schedule a showing of their listing but I somehow accidentally sent a “sticker” of a sultry cartoon rabbit with pink cursive text that said “Netflix And Chill?”
Tough to recover from that. I don’t even know how to GET to “stickers”. It was wild.
Tempest 1 year ago
My dad once sent stickers of our cat on a parents and students group of my university (created to discuss the COVID plans). He didn’t even know how to send stickers and definitely didn’t know how to make stickers… (I kicked him off the group and decided to just convey the messages to him directly)
OneHappyPuppy 1 year ago
Ooh when my husband's (now late) grandmother was just getting the gist of Viber, she was reaching out to a lot of old family in a different country. She wanted to send them a picture but accidentally sent them the s**t sticker. Called me to straighten that out, but they had already seen it. It was hilarious for everyone but she did profusely apologize for that one
whiterabbit 1 year ago
I've sent a sticker twice by accident as well, never sent one other than that and have no idea how it happens. Both times was of the sloth and says "can't even" lol. One of them was when the Dr I work with and I were texting about work of course.
#33
Not me, but my mom.
When I was younger and much more mischievous, I particularly hated *being told* to wash the dishes. It wasn’t as if I didn’t ever do them, I was and still am a “is the sink full” kinda dishwasher, or if I needed a particular dish I would clean that and just not stop. But being told to wash the dishes?
In all of my infinite wisdom, 14 year old me made a shortcut on mom’s phone that changed the word “dishes”to the German Oath to Hitler. I was very excited about the day it finally worked and laughed maniacally when the text was eventually delivered, and my plan had worked. After that, we both kinda just… forgot about it for a few months.
Until my mom was in a bit of a rush at work, and tried to text me to wash the dishes before she got home so she could cook. She texted her boss.
OneHappyPuppy 1 year ago
I'm not getting this one, some insight please? All I'm getting is Heil Hitler from this and "do the Heil Hitler so that I can cook" doesn't sound right
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My wife sent “My crazy client likes her hair” to the crazy client by mistake. The look on her face when she realized what she did was priceless. Needless to say she never did her hair again.
#35
One of my best friends in high school was a girl named Nataly and we were suuuuper close. One night I’m texting Nataly and I fall asleep mid-conversation. I wake up at 3:00am to a text saying “Hey, sorry I fell asleep. I love you, goodnight”. Which wasn’t weird at all, because we said “I love you” all the time. Without thinking, I reply back “I love you too! Goodnight Nataly!” And I get an immediate text back from my girlfriend who hadn’t texted me in hours saying “Wow, this isn’t Nataly but if you love her so much why don’t you be with her then”. I couldn’t help but laugh all the while knowing I f****d up lmao.
LakotaWolf (she/her) 1 year ago (edited)
THE NAME POLICE ARE HERE, EVERYONE! Hide your names unless it's a normally-spelled name from the Victorian era! Mackenzie, go hide! Kristal, get to the bunker! Take Aiden, Jayden, and Bayden with you! (As an aside, you have an issue with "Nataly" but YOUR name is an onomatopoeic spelling of two letter Ds side-by-side? lol wow. At least "Nataly" is a real name. "DeeDee" isn't. At best, it's a nickname.)
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Was exchanging pics with my current FWB of us having sex. Accidentally sent one of her pegging me to another female friend, she’s super religious and was horrified.
Beak Hookage 1 year ago (edited)
Why does religion make people so prudish? (General comment; in this particular situation it's 100% natural that she'd be upset).
Alyce 1 year ago
It's not my religion that would make me horrified to recieve that photo....
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Worst one was to a guy I was nannying for occasionally who was in my phone as just a first name which was the same first name of a guy my ex and I were talking to when we were doing stuff with other people and I sent a short video clip of me in bed (nude) pulling back the covers 😬.
Crouching hippo hidden panda 1 year ago
I’m probably showing my naivety but I can’t make sense of this
The Fantastic Sarcastic 1 year ago
They sent sexy vid to the guy they nanny for... instead of the guy with whom they had a three way tryst.
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Texted my best friend bitching about my roommate who I shared a dorm with. Except, my roomie and BFF have the same name 🤦🏻♀️. She got it while we were sitting next to each other.
#39
My friends and I used to take pictures of our s**t and send them to each other to be gross. Make sure you put your dad in as Dad not as his name….
#40
I once sent a dikpic to my sister instead of this girl I was talking to. Same name different spelling.
Vanessa MacKenzie 1 year ago
unless specifically asked to do so, PLEASE STOP SENDING DIKPICS TO WOMEN. We really aren't all that interested in a saggy piece of skin with some dangling christmas ornaments underneath.
Montanavanna 1 year ago
Here is how you know if someone wants a D pic...they will literally ask for one.
LakotaWolf (she/her) 1 year ago
From OP on Reddit: "I got in soooooo much trouble. And she immediately called our mom. And we were older! She would have been about 18 and me about 20. That snitch."
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Margaret Shannon 1 year ago
The best mistaken number text story belongs to Jamal Hinton and Wanda Dench. In 2016, she mistakenly texted him the time to show up for Thanksgiving dinner. He let her know she'd misspent the text but wondered if he could come for dinner anyway. And she joyfully fed him and now they are close friends who share so much more than Thanksgiving dinner. I think of them every year.
Cathy 1 year ago
This is such a nice story... It was all over the BP at the time and every year we get an update
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CAROLYN JIMINEZ 1 year ago
I sent my ex-husband a sexy text and his son had his phone! I wasn’t embarrassed bc how could I have known that?
Beak Hookage 1 year ago
A male friend texted me calling me by a cutesy pet name and asking if I was up for going to the movies that evening. I replied with "sounds good but won't your girlfriend be jealous?". I was a guest at their wedding.
SkippityBoppityBoo 1 year ago
About 20yrs ago I got a text that had been "Accidentally sent to the wrong person"... I'd managed to get standing tickets for myself and three other girls in my University class to a sold out concert. I'd been a few times to concerts there with standing rather than seat tickets and I knew that people would be starting to queue to get in at around 4-5pm for doors opening at around 7.30pm. They wanted to go for a sit down meal in a pub, so we did (despite my knowing that we didn't really have time for that, which I did tell them as in "We're a bit pushed for time) but it was getting close to when we'd have to go drop off all their shopping that they'd done that day in that city at the car, then get back into the Arena to start queuing. I said - "We're going to have to hurry up a bit now if we're going to make it to the doors to be able to get to the front of the stage."... A few minutes later I got a text saying "F*cks sake she's being a crybaby b*tch!"... Obviously not meant for me.
SkippityBoppityBoo 1 year ago
I looked at the girl who sent it and she had a smirk on her face. I just got up, went to the toilets and called my then boyfriend. He said, "Go to the concert, get back to hers after and I'll come pick you up once you're there."... Btw, it was her car that we'd all travelled in to the city the concert was at. So I did...... I got us all to the very front of the standing area and I LOVED the concert!... Then after I just cut them all out, I'd be polite but never really talked to them again. She was that type of "Queen Bee Mean Girl".
Load More Replies... Sandra Morison 1 year ago
A lot of those d picks and sexts, are not really funny when you receive them unexpectedly ......but it does kind of show the type of person someone is
Owned-by-dogs 1 year ago
Back in the early days of texting, when you had to manually enter the phone number, I would text my son to tell him dinner would be ready in XX minutes. We own a small duplex and at the time he lived in the other side. Several times I was off on his number by one digit and kept texting the same guy. He had a very good sense of humor about it. After a couple of times he would reply "love you too mom" and for a couple of years he would text me on Mother's Day :)
The Darkest Timeline 1 year ago
Never send anything sexual via text; it should always be in Snapchat
Margaret Shannon 1 year ago
The best mistaken number text story belongs to Jamal Hinton and Wanda Dench. In 2016, she mistakenly texted him the time to show up for Thanksgiving dinner. He let her know she'd misspent the text but wondered if he could come for dinner anyway. And she joyfully fed him and now they are close friends who share so much more than Thanksgiving dinner. I think of them every year.
Cathy 1 year ago
This is such a nice story... It was all over the BP at the time and every year we get an update
Load More Replies... CAROLYN JIMINEZ 1 year ago
I sent my ex-husband a sexy text and his son had his phone! I wasn’t embarrassed bc how could I have known that?
Beak Hookage 1 year ago
A male friend texted me calling me by a cutesy pet name and asking if I was up for going to the movies that evening. I replied with "sounds good but won't your girlfriend be jealous?". I was a guest at their wedding.
SkippityBoppityBoo 1 year ago
About 20yrs ago I got a text that had been "Accidentally sent to the wrong person"... I'd managed to get standing tickets for myself and three other girls in my University class to a sold out concert. I'd been a few times to concerts there with standing rather than seat tickets and I knew that people would be starting to queue to get in at around 4-5pm for doors opening at around 7.30pm. They wanted to go for a sit down meal in a pub, so we did (despite my knowing that we didn't really have time for that, which I did tell them as in "We're a bit pushed for time) but it was getting close to when we'd have to go drop off all their shopping that they'd done that day in that city at the car, then get back into the Arena to start queuing. I said - "We're going to have to hurry up a bit now if we're going to make it to the doors to be able to get to the front of the stage."... A few minutes later I got a text saying "F*cks sake she's being a crybaby b*tch!"... Obviously not meant for me.
SkippityBoppityBoo 1 year ago
I looked at the girl who sent it and she had a smirk on her face. I just got up, went to the toilets and called my then boyfriend. He said, "Go to the concert, get back to hers after and I'll come pick you up once you're there."... Btw, it was her car that we'd all travelled in to the city the concert was at. So I did...... I got us all to the very front of the standing area and I LOVED the concert!... Then after I just cut them all out, I'd be polite but never really talked to them again. She was that type of "Queen Bee Mean Girl".
Load More Replies... Sandra Morison 1 year ago
A lot of those d picks and sexts, are not really funny when you receive them unexpectedly ......but it does kind of show the type of person someone is
Owned-by-dogs 1 year ago
Back in the early days of texting, when you had to manually enter the phone number, I would text my son to tell him dinner would be ready in XX minutes. We own a small duplex and at the time he lived in the other side. Several times I was off on his number by one digit and kept texting the same guy. He had a very good sense of humor about it. After a couple of times he would reply "love you too mom" and for a couple of years he would text me on Mother's Day :)
The Darkest Timeline 1 year ago
Never send anything sexual via text; it should always be in Snapchat
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