Just for a moment, try imagining a world where insults don’t exist, where everyone tells the truth, and nobody swears. Ever. Sounds pretty boring, doesn’t it? Nobody’s excusing being nasty to other people, but insults tell us a lot about our background, our culture, as well as our outlook on life. It’s just part of being a human being like poetry, music, and art. What’s more, insults, when done right, are the perfect way to show how witty and creative we can be.

The ‘Rare Insults’ subreddit is a place on the internet where people share the best, the brightest, and the most Shakespearian insults they’ve come across. They’ll take your breath away. They’ll make you laugh. These creative insults will make you want to use your imagination the next time somebody wrongs you.

We’ve collected some of the best of the community’s thought-provoking and hilarious insults, so let us know which ones were your personal favorites and why. And don’t forget to upvote the best insults or the ones that you would love to use in real life. Bored Panda also talked to one of the moderators of the ‘Rare Insults’ subreddit about how the community first formed, as well as the place these savage insults and swearing have in our lives, so scroll down for the full interview.

More info: Reddit

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Tee
Community Member
7 months ago

I agree.

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Unicornstar
Community Member
7 months ago

My uncle told me he was in a Walmart when he saw a dark skinned lady talking on her phone in a different language. Some idiot said to her We are in America if you want to speak Spanish go to Spain. To which she replied I am speaking one America's native languages. I am Navaho if you want to speak English go to England.

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The ‘Rare Insults’ community on Reddit has grown enormous. Created in November 2017, it now boasts more than 1 million members. The subreddit has two aims: to collect good insults, as well as to help others “spice up” their vocabulary.

Blank-Cheque, one of the ‘Rare Insults’ moderators, explained to Bored Panda how the subreddit came into existence: “The community was originally founded by Gorangeninja two years ago, after he saw someone suggest it be made on another subreddit. The subreddit only grew to a few thousand users in the span of about 8 months. Our current top mod, Remydesp, was an active user in the subreddit in its first few months, and a lack of moderation plagued the subreddit, so he reached out to the mods offering to help out in the task of moderation.”

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Foxxy
Community Member
7 months ago (edited)

Hahaha, metric all the way. Makes so much more sense than the imperial bull shit.

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Foxxy
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7 months ago

I like JulieG, she speaks the truth.

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“Over the course of the next year, Gorangeninja stepped down as top mod, and Remydesp and our former owner Tycoinator added many other mods to help out. The biggest challenge in getting a large following was maintaining the quality of the content on the subreddit. In the next 3 months, the subreddit grew almost 200k users, and the influx of new users brought along a lot of low quality posts. The support from the amazing moderation team has allowed the subreddit to thrive and still maintain the original quality. After Pewdiepie made a video on our subreddit, we grew almost 25k users in one day. If the subreddit did not have such hardworking and committed moderators, we would not have seen the success we have today,” Blank-Cheque said.

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Elina Kuusisto
Community Member
7 months ago

Golden

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European other
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7 months ago

Kinda mean but funny

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According to the mod, there is a perfectly simple reason why most of us curse and swear. “The question seems more complex than it is; it requires no philosophy of any sort to answer, only science. Cursing has been observed by scientists to alleviate pain, and insult-like gestures have been observed by researchers even in chimpanzees.”

“Professor Frans de Waal said that angry chimpanzees "will grunt or spit or make an abrupt, upsweeping gesture that, if a human were to do it, you'd recognize it as aggressive" in order to avoid conflict, rather than to escalate it. He continues that a "chimpanzee who is really gearing up for a fight doesn't waste time with gestures, but just goes ahead and attacks." [Insults] are a part of life, and a world without them would be extremely different to ours to a degree which cannot be simply explained.”

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Foxxy
Community Member
7 months ago (edited)

I don’t doubt it. I have come across more smaller dogs that are vicious compared to big dogs.

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Tee
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7 months ago

Sounds like me when walking into work

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When asked what their personal favorite rare insult posted on the subreddit is, Blank-Cheque said that it’s difficult to choose. “Honestly, we see such a volume of rare insults every day that it's so hard to pick a favorite. There are just so many great ones to choose from that I would never stop listing them. This subreddit has such creative posts, it's really a joy to mod it. As for whether we use any in public: no, no we don't. Hurling insults at people is generally considered rude and we try to avoid being rude.”

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Olga Posedaru
Community Member
7 months ago

Ahahah this is a great way to look at all bigotry problems. Just let the mushroom live in peace :))

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European other
Community Member
7 months ago

Well if you ask online there's not much point in hiding them.

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All the countries of the world have a rich history of insults. Have you ever been called a ‘velnio išpera?’ Or a ‘varlės kinka?’ Lithuanian insults sound better than poetry and almost like compliments. A bit like swearing in French or wiping your bottom with silk, some would argue.

Meanwhile, a good many insults have fallen out of use in the English language. Insults like ninnyhammer (a fool), mumpsimus (a stubborn person who insists on making an error in spite of being shown that it is wrong), milksop (a pampered boy or man), cockalorum (a boastful, strutting, and self-important person), and lickspittle (a suck-up).

What do you say about bringing some of these insults back? The next time your colleague is sucking up to your boss, why not call him a lickspittle? And if you’ve shown your friend they’re wrong about something, but they insist on doing it nonetheless, call them a mumpsimus. Obviously, when somebody cuts in front of you on the highway, shake your fist, stick your head out of the window, and yell: “Sod off, you ninnyhammer!” But remember, insulting someone for fun is never the way to go, so stay classy.

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Lenka Smetanová
Community Member
7 months ago

that's the hit

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Carlota Ocón
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7 months ago

Omg I absolutely thought the one on the right was the wax figure until I read the comments hahaha

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Olga Posedaru
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7 months ago

Apply LOTS of water to burnt area.

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European other
Community Member
7 months ago

The fact that he says Ma'am lol

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Tee
Community Member
7 months ago

Move over Karen its Debra's turn😂😂😂

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Ani Archeron
Community Member
7 months ago

Coat - Scooby. Turtleneck - Velma. Green thing (?) - Shaggy. Blue shirt - Fred. I guess that leaves Pink Trousers - Daphne?

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Linda
Community Member
7 months ago

OMG he really does

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Olga Posedaru
Community Member
7 months ago

With a humor like that, you're sure to get a girl soon :)

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IAin'tWoke
Community Member
7 months ago

😂

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mcsa student
Community Member
7 months ago

Parts of that bacon look like his white ass

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Rowlie
Community Member
7 months ago

Must have been a rude awakening

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Foxxy
Community Member
7 months ago

OMG, I actually see it lol.

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ZoeIsHahaha
Community Member
7 months ago

Woooowwww again

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Daria B
Community Member
7 months ago

That's also something I've been pondering about too. "You think I'm not a lot? ㅠㅜ" would be my answer to such a confession.

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Amy Frank
Community Member
7 months ago

hehehehe

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Rowlie
Community Member
7 months ago

If at first there were only Adam and Eve and they had two sons, where did other people come from?

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Elina Kuusisto
Community Member
7 months ago

Omg I'm sorry but that is too funny!

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Iggy
Community Member
7 months ago

That is scathing!

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Lenka Smetanová
Community Member
7 months ago

:D :D :D :D that would be so cool make a video about it :D

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spanbeam
Community Member
7 months ago

Only just occurred to me that US even pays for birth control

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agale
Community Member
7 months ago

WHAT IS THIS SONG, I think I need it in my life!

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frosty34
Community Member
7 months ago

They do have similar names

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Olga Posedaru
Community Member
7 months ago (edited)

... and now they're telling us there's enough toilet paper to go around forever, knowing they won't need it in a few years or so.

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Ania O
Community Member
7 months ago (edited)

He looks like Jafar from Aladdin on steroids

Pittsburgh rare
Community Member
7 months ago

That's actually a better insult than the post

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Toast Of Saint Louis
Community Member
7 months ago

I can smell their cologne from here.

Rench
Community Member
7 months ago

Drakkar Noir??

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Jacob-Becca Gizmo the Squirrel
Community Member
7 months ago

The left ones eyes look like they are going to start shooting laser beams out of them.

Débora Gualberto
Community Member
7 months ago

I actually thought it was a mask so I wasn't understanding the "burn". It's still very hard to not see the "mask" lol

Kristy P
Community Member
7 months ago

So much plastic and hairspray. They should all have to wear "flammable" cautions on their clothes.

Foxxy
Community Member
7 months ago (edited)

I don’t see how it’s not.

Chrissa P
Community Member
7 months ago

There is just a whole lot going on here but is firmly in the 'no thanks, not ever' category

Janelle (jellybean/nellie)
Community Member
7 months ago

I thought it was terrible photoshop. Are you telling us the guy on the right actually looks like a bad photoshop job?? LMAO.

Sardonic Scribe
Community Member
7 months ago

And that is what we call a trio of douchebags.

Blue Cicada
Community Member
7 months ago

Triouchebags?

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Cindy Snow
Community Member
7 months ago

They all look kinda freaky

Daniel da Silva
Community Member
7 months ago

OMG I'm having nightmares with these 3 wax figures!

glowworm2
Community Member
7 months ago

You mean he's not wearing a mask of the guy in the middle?

Remliel
Community Member
7 months ago

This picture is all kinds of wrong.

kathryn stretton
Community Member
7 months ago

All three scare me.

alwaysMispelled
Community Member
7 months ago

Holy shit balls I thought it was a mask until I zoomed in

Dawn McKenzie
Community Member
7 months ago

Nobody noticed the bowl with cocaine?

Huey89
Community Member
7 months ago

Pretty sure it's what's left of the shisha coals

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Brandi VanSteenwyk
Community Member
7 months ago

If that is not a strategically- placed photo shop sticker, there is NO FREAKING WAY that he ISN'T wearing a mask!! I stared and enlarged and examined with a magnifying glass.... If that ain't a sticker or mask, I'll eat ... Well, your choice.

Christy Smith
Community Member
7 months ago

He looks creepy as fuck.

ZoeIsHahaha
Community Member
6 months ago

I'm pretty sure you mean "duck."

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NWB
Community Member
7 months ago

holy shit that is terrible!!!!

Lu
Community Member
7 months ago

Lots of a hairy testosterone in this photo, reminds me of why I avoided the popular clubs growing up.

FreckledFox
Community Member
7 months ago

Thought he had a bicycle helmet on!

Tee
Community Member
7 months ago (edited)

Hey my Uber is outside...so yeah...............it was nice meeting you

European other
Community Member
7 months ago

The hairline is interesting

Laana
Community Member
7 months ago

Jafar,is that you?

Wyndmere
Community Member
6 months ago (edited)

Their eyebrows are waaaay too long and curvy.

Ed Martin
Community Member
7 months ago

All three of them would scare the s--t out of me if I saw them walking toward me on a dark street. Sooky!

Bettye McKee
Community Member
7 months ago

Great! Now I will be wondering whose face it is and where he got it.

Jennifer DeFillippo
Community Member
7 months ago

how many ways can you say "creepy" ???

Karen Klinck
Community Member
6 months ago

Let me get the Thesaurus!

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Red
Community Member
7 months ago

Oh shit that’s for real

Suzanne Clark
Community Member
7 months ago

They ALL look like they're wearing someone else's head!

Scratch
Community Member
7 months ago

Because he is? That's obviously Photoshop. You can see the original hairline.

IAin'tWoke
Community Member
7 months ago

🤣🤣🤣

Kibo The Fluftrodon
Community Member
4 months ago

Dude in the middle looks like the Far Cry 4 antagonist

Joanne Hudson
Community Member
4 months ago

Well, if the boys like it ....

Paizleypie
Community Member
6 months ago

Who or what are these people anyway?!?

ZoeIsHahaha
Community Member
6 months ago

And that title... Imagine that on a charity brochure or website. "Choose ur fighter. Help us stop cancer."

Tara
Community Member
6 months ago

I laughed at this for hours.

Slune
Community Member
6 months ago

Daddy's face and Mom's wig and the sister's make up .....and now please lock them up!

Karen Klinck
Community Member
6 months ago

Because he is? At least, I *hope* he is! I'd hate to think he wore his hair like that on purpose.

ZoeIsHahaha
Community Member
6 months ago

Well I mean... He kind of does...

Fonda Gabriel
Community Member
6 months ago

These guys are..U F Beaus.. Sho nuff.😰😰

Tifferooski
Community Member
6 months ago

I really hope he is because that's the best explanation.

Gina Bina
Community Member
6 months ago

i'm crying laughing

Coolleen
Community Member
7 months ago

What even are they?

Mr. Re-in-act-ment
Community Member
7 months ago

Mr Steal Your Face

LadyAna
Community Member
7 months ago

LOL! WTF?! They're right! 😂😂

Janelle Collard
Community Member
7 months ago

Ok, all 3 of them dudes are scary-looking!

Lavinator
Community Member
7 months ago

The worst party ever!

Osprey
Community Member
7 months ago

If I saw them at a party, I'd run for the hills but I'm guessing it's a guys-only type of party anyway.

Liz Morea
Community Member
7 months ago

If I were at that party I'd run for the hills. But, I 'm guessing it was a male-only type party.

Cathryn Cade
Community Member
7 months ago

Is it a bad photo shop??

Debbie
Community Member
7 months ago

ick

Avital Pilpel
Community Member
7 months ago

More like a really bad face replacement with photoshop

ForkNBeans
Community Member
7 months ago

Ewwwwww! *shudders*

Layla Jarvis
Community Member
7 months ago

the guy on the middle looks so gay

Layla Jarvis
Community Member
7 months ago

lol looks like his face got photoshoped

Suzanne Clark
Community Member
7 months ago

They ALL look like they're wearing someone else's head!

Angela Williams
Community Member
7 months ago

What is going on with these guys? Seriously, they look lethal.

Rowes Binley
Community Member
7 months ago

they are scary :P

Living_Shadow
Community Member
7 months ago

They all look scary

Clinton Yew
Community Member
7 months ago

If this works imma consider printing different celebrity portrait and paste it on my face for my clubbing nights.

Leslie Burleson
Community Member
7 months ago

He's like the Spongebob episode where he bought inflatable muscle arms 🤣

Saint Victoria
Community Member
7 months ago

omg

spatula
Community Member
7 months ago

Men who spend that much time on their bodies/faces are just so unattractive.

The Dutches
Community Member
7 months ago

Because he is

Sunzilla
Community Member
7 months ago

My thoughts exactly!

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Marnie
Community Member
6 months ago

At least they are actually trying to attract a mate. Guys in the US largely gave up on that in the 80s.

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Kjorn
Community Member
7 months ago

skittles!!!!!!

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Amy Frank
Community Member
7 months ago

hahahaha

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Foxxy
Community Member
7 months ago

Don’t even know who stark is but I can definitely tell this is a fierce burn. Cos what she said is a whole lotta bullshit.

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Foxxy
Community Member
7 months ago

That is an awesome payout, I’m gonna have to use that one.

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Rowlie
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7 months ago

I had the same feeling while on my way to work in a call-center

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PastelHope
Community Member
7 months ago

They all look like they're going to a festival or something.

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Reirei
Community Member
7 months ago

Wait, are these real people? They look broken...

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European other
Community Member
7 months ago

Is that a good or a bad thing ?

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Elina Kuusisto
Community Member
7 months ago

That poor child 😬

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Lenka Smetanová
Community Member
7 months ago

LOOLLLL

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manowce
Community Member
7 months ago

not something to joke about.

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