This Page Shares The Most ‘Delusional Takes’ Posted By People Online, And Here Are 35 Of The Worst Posts

Why do Americans speak English, an English language from England, rather than speaking Native American?

I mean he’s got a point. For example, he doesn’t need to read crime and punishment to learn what happens in a prison, because now he’s learning that THROUGH LIFE, just like he wanted to. (Joke)

His masculinity is so fragile it needs bubble wrap

"Lives at home" LOL where else are you going to live? On the street? Someone else's home? Isn't where you live automatically your home?

How to dodge a bullet? Drink black coffee.

I also live at home. Where you live is called home 🤷‍♂️

Whew... he's lucky to have escaped that disaster.

That dude dodged a bullet

TIL I'm a wannabe alpha male who lives at home! Not a female who lives alone!

Things that never happened. Just a ridiculous idea to try to prove a pointless point.

I didn't know I was a wannabe alpha male that still lives at home. You learn something new everyday.

My mum always has her coffee black.

Wow! That guy dodged a bullet!

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I love my coffee black... like my cats. (and Calicoes but hey...)

finally! the opposite of "grrr ur not a real man if u order a unicorn venti frap at starbucks grr"

Yout latte’ed him just because he likes his coffee black? How udderly uncouth of you

You’re going to be very lonely as you slide into old age

i think the dude dodged a bullet on this one

Good Grief... who are these people...sad really

You can't escape it no matter what if u like ur coffee black ur an 'alpha male' type and if you like your coffee not black ur gay (I mean I am gay so I'm fine with that but still)

Who are those people? Where did they come from?

Precious much?

I'm a woman who takes her coffee black. So what does that mean?

So with a splash of cream you're getting married and having kids? He lucked out on the walk-out.

i can only hope you’re not workin n the mental health dept.

He's the one who dodged a bullet there.

How about "Tea, Earl Grey, Hot"? Yay or nay?

So based on this, she's an extra ingredients with substitutions; extra cold, slightly warm, 1/2 sweet, 1/4 pumpkin, 1/8 vanilla, 2 purple swirl, 1 tbsp matcha, 2 tsp mocha, organic high alpine valley mountains air dried strawberries only harvested on days following a full moon.

There is no other proper way to f*****g drink coffee!!!

Angie, I think I know why you seem predestined for blind dates.

Well, we can call that guy Neo. He just dodged a bullet.

I'm a woman who hates milk, so I always order my coffee black. What does that make me?

Guys... This is my cousin. She's been happily married for over a decade. She was joking...

Well YOU my friend are a loser.

I'm confused...I thought black coffee was a sign of an alpha male, whereas all other coffees indicate being gay. Which update did I miss?

He dodged a bullet.

I drink my coffee black and I 1) am not an alpha, 2) don't live at home, and 3) am not a male.

now we judge people by f*****g coffee. grow the f**k up

well i'd say by her leaving, it seems like she did that guy a solid favor.

Damn; give the guy a chance.

I live at home. What does that mean?

Or a sure sign of lactose intolerance.

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A lot of retweets and likes. An equal lot of stupid people.

Very sound thinking, if he used sugar and cream he would be a closeted homosexual.

Actually read the whole article a while back. Headline is very much clickbait. It might be controversial, but she explains it rather well. She doesn't enjoy certain games, and does other important stuff with her kids, while encouraging them to play on their own or with each other. Look up the original article if you want, I'm not saying I agree with her, but she makes some sense and I definitely don't think she's a bad mom because of this.

I'll never understand cheating in general.

I thought that was a freshly plucked chicken at first.

Then by her logic, she is single because theres something wrong with her, which im honestly starting to believe...

You shouldn’t be allowed in public alone or at all

That’s ok then

What because only black children have cr#p dads? I know a lot of white children with cr#p dad's

Shush white person shouting and telling black people what should offend them

Kicking this guy in the kahunas is just a natural human reaction to such a pervy suggestion.

Jail is Jail ;)

Can't be true, dogs are quite bad picking cotton /s

All the furs I know are low-paid service workers and you'd better believe society would be screwed without them