This Page Shares The Most ‘Delusional Takes’ Posted By People Online, And Here Are 35 Of The Worst Posts
As it turns out, there actually is such a thing as having too much confidence. Having principles is perfectly fine; being arrogant and close-minded, however, is a recipe for disaster. Just because you write something on the internet with complete conviction doesn’t automatically make it the truth. And not all opinions are facts. [Surprised Pikachu gasps dramatically!]
Some of the worst, most uneducated, completely bonkers opinions end up being featured on the ‘Delusional Takes’ Twitter page, where followers can poke fun at them. There’s being wrong and owning up to your mistakes. And then there’s the stuff featured on ‘Delusional Takes’ which is a whole other level of insanity.
Be warned, Pandas, what you’re about to see might make you facepalm so hard that your friends might wonder why you’ve got a red mark on your face. Scroll down for some of the worst things that the internet has to offer.
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Why do Americans speak English, an English language from England, rather than speaking Native American?
The ‘Delusional Takes’ Twitter page was started up fairly recently, just half a year ago, in June 2022. However, in that time, it has managed to attract over 162.9k followers with its posts that focus on wrong opinions and arrogant social media users.
The page moderator suggests that people should unfollow the account if they’re cringe. Meanwhile, if you’ve come across an incredibly delusional take while surfing the net or scrolling through your social media feeds, you can send them a link to the post. Who knows, you might get lucky and your post might get featured.
"Lives at home" LOL where else are you going to live? On the street? Someone else's home? Isn't where you live automatically your home?
not nessesarily, if you have enough money, you can live kind of a hermit lifestyle where you are constantly "vacationing" and living in various hotel rooms for a few nights at a time. I would say that such a hotelroom would hardly qualify as a home.
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Maybe he likes his coffee like he likes his women -- Bitter. ... You would have been a Good Match.
Deciding someones worth based on their coffee choice, yup, that makes sense, honest.
yeah, that's kind of superficial. Chocolate, well that's another story.....
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What's the expected reaction if a female takes her coffee black? Shall I make an assumption that if she takes it caramel machiatto that she's a gold-digging manslaughterer? (I'm trying real hard, 'Pandas, to mitigate my language but still get my point across.)
TIL I'm a wannabe alpha male who lives at home! Not a female who lives alone!
Things that never happened. Just a ridiculous idea to try to prove a pointless point.
So... if I drink black coffee does that make me an alpha male even though I'm a woman? How does it work? (Joke)
Back when I drank coffee, it was always black. I just don't like it with milk and sugar. TBH I prefer tea these days.
I love my coffee black... like my cats. (and Calicoes but hey...)
finally! the opposite of "grrr ur not a real man if u order a unicorn venti frap at starbucks grr"
Yout latte’ed him just because he likes his coffee black? How udderly uncouth of you
You can't escape it no matter what if u like ur coffee black ur an 'alpha male' type and if you like your coffee not black ur gay (I mean I am gay so I'm fine with that but still)
Black coffee is just that, Coffee with no added on flavors. It was a kindness that you left, since you and he are plainly not compatible.
What do you wanna bet she ordered a venti mocha latte chia frappe pumpkin spice onga bonga?...
I think this is a parody...some of her other tweets are equally hilarious: "Was having the best date last night… everything was going perfect until I got up after dinner to use the bathroom and noticed he took me to a restaurant without gender-neutral bathrooms. I went out the back door and left." https://twitter.com/AngelaBelcamino/status/1613984458813673485
Hmmm. I don't really care much for black coffee, but not too sure how that computes with macho. 🤔🤔🤔
I bet this person would be bitching too If guy ordered caramel flavoured latte.
I'm a woman who hates milk, so I always order my coffee black. What does that make me?
Guys... This is my cousin. She's been happily married for over a decade. She was joking...
I read that people who like their coffee black are more likely to be psychopaths.
I drink my coffee black and I 1) am not an alpha, 2) don't live at home, and 3) am not a male.
well i'd say by her leaving, it seems like she did that guy a solid favor.
Is she for real? Some people just drink it black. Most people I personally know who do are women. Are they. . ."wannabe Alpha females" then?
I like my coffee like I like my women; without some other guy's d**k in them
Prediction: She is going to be single forever (if she does not get wiser along the way). I mean if you think that a small detail like how they prefer their coffee is enought to rule out a large fraction of men due to you overinterpretating it, then I suppose that your list of requirement for a guy is so long and detailed, that every man on this planet is disqualified for one reason or another. She will look forever for the perfect guy, as noone is perfect.
If wannabes order their coffee black, what do actual alpha males order, Angela? A Vanilla Mocca Frappuccino with chocolate sprinkles?
I always associate toxic masculinity with possible lactose intolerance
Reading through some of the posts that were featured on ‘Delusional Takes’ is bound to give you a heavy dose of secondhand embarrassment. Seriously, how can people be so incredibly wrong?
It’s moments like this one that remind you that common sense isn’t all that common. And that many people would rather stay comfortably within their opinion echo chambers than risk being proven wrong. What’s life worth if you don’t try to learn more about the world and instead bonk everyone on the heads if they dare disagree with you? That’s no way to live.
Then by her logic, she is single because theres something wrong with her, which im honestly starting to believe...
People who have delusional takes are prime examples of the Dunning-Kruger effect at work. To put it simply, the effect means that most individuals firmly believe that they’re smarter than average. Now, obviously, that’s not how averages work. But these people think that they’re far more competent and intelligent than the rest. As a result, they see their opinions as closer to the truth than anyone else’s. Often, they’re wrong.
Shush white person shouting and telling black people what should offend them
Kicking this guy in the kahunas is just a natural human reaction to such a pervy suggestion.
However, the Dunning-Kruger effect applies to experts as well. Though, slightly differently. Specialists believe that everyone else is aware of the (objectively complicated) things they know. To these experts, everything seems clear, but the general public might not understand the concept they use. Furthermore, well-educated people tend to underestimate their skills.
As a result, you have a very weirdly skewed situation where those who lack education are the most confident in their opinions. Meanwhile, those who are well-educated are too timid and far too critical of themselves. People, in general, have an extremely tough time estimating how competent they are in a given area.
There’s another issue. Repetition is something that makes people believe an opinion, even if it’s factually incorrect. The more we’re exposed to certain information, the more plausible it seems to us. And even if we’re aware of the role that repetition plays in our perception of reality doesn’t make us completely immune to it. That’s the power of fake news and propaganda.
Two ways to counter misinformation are to find reputable sources and to do a bit of background research on a ‘fact’ before retweeting or reposting someone else’s opinion. No news source is perfect; everyone makes mistakes. However, this doesn’t mean that all sources are equal. Far from it.
Oh god this is similar to that guy telling AOC that she isn’t a congresswoman just because she’s a woman in congress. It’s just the racist edition
Ha, if you come anywhere near my special edition PS4, I’ll set my cat on you!
Focus on new sites that do actual investigative journalism, instead of just parroting information from other sources. The more transparency there is, the better. Media literacy and being able to gauge the reliability of ‘facts’ is an incredibly vital skill in the Internet Age. It will only become more important as time goes by.
Which of these horrible, horrible takes do you think were the worst of the bunch, dear Pandas? Why do you think these people aren't more self-aware of just how delusional they sound? What's the very worst opinion you've ever read online? Share your thoughts in the comments.
Or Pakistan? They used to have a squad of transvestite tax inspectors in Karachi (to embarass business owners into paying, otherwise they hang around their shops all week; pay or go bankrupt!). So it's the only country where you could defend "no dad, I'm not like that, I'm a tax inspector I only do it for work"? Hm.
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I feel like this is a good learning tool on how to not be a tool...
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I'm of the mind that Logic and Rational Thinking courses throughout school would probably improve everything by a lot.
I literally cannot read any more of this. I despair for humanity at this point.
Man, Im a firm believer that everyone should take a " WAIS IV " IQ test before being aloud on social media platforms...
I feel like most people on this list aren't really happy in their lifes. Allways assuming the worst makes you bitter and lonely.
Couldn’t get through the whole list. WTF is wrong with this world?!
Got to number 10 and had to stop. How disgusting and depressing and appalling. 🤮
Wish I never started to read that BS, it's bedtime and I feel sad, mad and completely dumbfounded now! Some people need help and or prison 🤨🤮
Excuse me, I’m going to go rebel against these people in the grocery aisle. Jerks don’t deserve fresh fruit
This entire list makes me sick. How do these people remember to exhale?
After reading most of this: Alexa, please play People = Sh*t on repeat. Smh...
I feel like this is a good learning tool on how to not be a tool...
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I literally cannot read any more of this. I despair for humanity at this point.
Man, Im a firm believer that everyone should take a " WAIS IV " IQ test before being aloud on social media platforms...
I feel like most people on this list aren't really happy in their lifes. Allways assuming the worst makes you bitter and lonely.
Couldn’t get through the whole list. WTF is wrong with this world?!
Got to number 10 and had to stop. How disgusting and depressing and appalling. 🤮
Wish I never started to read that BS, it's bedtime and I feel sad, mad and completely dumbfounded now! Some people need help and or prison 🤨🤮
Excuse me, I’m going to go rebel against these people in the grocery aisle. Jerks don’t deserve fresh fruit
This entire list makes me sick. How do these people remember to exhale?
After reading most of this: Alexa, please play People = Sh*t on repeat. Smh...
