This Page Shares The Most ‘Delusional Takes’ Posted By People Online, And Here Are 35 Of The Worst Posts
As it turns out, there actually is such a thing as having too much confidence. Having principles is perfectly fine; being arrogant and close-minded, however, is a recipe for disaster. Just because you write something on the internet with complete conviction doesn’t automatically make it the truth. And not all opinions are facts. [Surprised Pikachu gasps dramatically!]
Some of the worst, most uneducated, completely bonkers opinions end up being featured on the ‘Delusional Takes’ Twitter page, where followers can poke fun at them. There’s being wrong and owning up to your mistakes. And then there’s the stuff featured on ‘Delusional Takes’ which is a whole other level of insanity.
Be warned, Pandas, what you’re about to see might make you facepalm so hard that your friends might wonder why you’ve got a red mark on your face. Scroll down for some of the worst things that the internet has to offer.
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Why do Americans speak English, an English language from England, rather than speaking Native American?
The ‘Delusional Takes’ Twitter page was started up fairly recently, just half a year ago, in June 2022. However, in that time, it has managed to attract over 162.9k followers with its posts that focus on wrong opinions and arrogant social media users.
The page moderator suggests that people should unfollow the account if they’re cringe. Meanwhile, if you’ve come across an incredibly delusional take while surfing the net or scrolling through your social media feeds, you can send them a link to the post. Who knows, you might get lucky and your post might get featured.
Reading through some of the posts that were featured on ‘Delusional Takes’ is bound to give you a heavy dose of secondhand embarrassment. Seriously, how can people be so incredibly wrong?
It’s moments like this one that remind you that common sense isn’t all that common. And that many people would rather stay comfortably within their opinion echo chambers than risk being proven wrong. What’s life worth if you don’t try to learn more about the world and instead bonk everyone on the heads if they dare disagree with you? That’s no way to live.
Then by her logic, she is single because theres something wrong with her, which im honestly starting to believe...
People who have delusional takes are prime examples of the Dunning-Kruger effect at work. To put it simply, the effect means that most individuals firmly believe that they’re smarter than average. Now, obviously, that’s not how averages work. But these people think that they’re far more competent and intelligent than the rest. As a result, they see their opinions as closer to the truth than anyone else’s. Often, they’re wrong.
Shush white person shouting and telling black people what should offend them
Kicking this guy in the kahunas is just a natural human reaction to such a pervy suggestion.
However, the Dunning-Kruger effect applies to experts as well. Though, slightly differently. Specialists believe that everyone else is aware of the (objectively complicated) things they know. To these experts, everything seems clear, but the general public might not understand the concept they use. Furthermore, well-educated people tend to underestimate their skills.
As a result, you have a very weirdly skewed situation where those who lack education are the most confident in their opinions. Meanwhile, those who are well-educated are too timid and far too critical of themselves. People, in general, have an extremely tough time estimating how competent they are in a given area.
There’s another issue. Repetition is something that makes people believe an opinion, even if it’s factually incorrect. The more we’re exposed to certain information, the more plausible it seems to us. And even if we’re aware of the role that repetition plays in our perception of reality doesn’t make us completely immune to it. That’s the power of fake news and propaganda.
MLM here, I'll gladly ruin her day! Some things I love: men with long hair, men with piercings, men who like cuddling, men who listen to you when you talk about your interests even if they don't understand, men with freckles, men with dimples, men with cute laughs, men with pretty eyes, men who are that old-fashioned kind of romantic. No one is inherently bad because of their sex or gender.
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SAME like what are you STANDING for?!??! do u know the definition of feminism madame like okay it's not man hating
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Y'all, join me to ruin Jazz's day even more!! Men are so cute and deserve all the pampering, love and support we can offer!!!!😂❤
yes!! I'm sad that so many have been led to leave things like crying n being human are so bad. they deserve love and cuddles (if they want em) and understanding!! <3 we all do, tbh! everyone is human and no one should feel like being that way is a deficit.
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Oh, Jazz, dear. If you feel bad, I can brew some tea for you, hugh you and hold you hand.
I am grateful to anyone who holds the door open for me, or gives up their seat, not because I'm a woman, but because my bones are tired.
To be fair, the post she replied to was sickening as well. Together, it's almost as if women can be as unhinged as men.
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Jazz would really hate my wife then... my wife is constantly posting about how great a husband and father I am.
I aspire to be like your wife, and I vicariously aspire for my future husband to be like you! :]
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jazz can you like... not? also, men are presh. like they so strong but when you see them taking a lil nap on the couch it's just??? babie??????
Best solution: remove yourself from social media. Can't see 'em if you're not there...
Okay all my fellow guy Pandas, I'm about to p*ss on jazz's day even more by saying 'YOU ARE ALL AWESOME AND I HOPE Y"ALL ONLY HAVE GOOD DAYS AHEAD!' Of course, I wish the same to all Pandas out there as well regardless of gender/denomination/what have you, I'm just emphasizing on the Pandamen to ruin her day.
You should be mad at the person who posted that because they obviously are making a targeted post. Doesn't seem legit at all or just pathetic. Don't hate on men in general, just the ones that personally hurt you.
I told my husband of 31 years that if I was ever to become single again, I would never remarry or live with another man. I don't think he realised what I meant....
And here I was taught that if a woman wanted me to do these things it was just good manners and if chooses not to have me do these things it's good manners
Jazz, you sound like a Karen. If you don't like men, avoid them; don't b***h about them.
girl love guy's who'll open doors for them.....but spank them as they walk in (OMG feminist will kill me)
well so sorry to ruin your day but: men are so cute when they give u their jackets and sing songs in the car with you and make cookies with you! they r so funny and adorbs when they try to do cartwheels or smile at everything you say or hug you! they're so precious when you talk about your fave show with them and they listen! must protect them at all costs <3
Agreed, pick me women are exhausting. A man would never, ever make a tweet like that about a woman.
Load More Replies...Two ways to counter misinformation are to find reputable sources and to do a bit of background research on a ‘fact’ before retweeting or reposting someone else’s opinion. No news source is perfect; everyone makes mistakes. However, this doesn’t mean that all sources are equal. Far from it.
Oh god this is similar to that guy telling AOC that she isn’t a congresswoman just because she’s a woman in congress. It’s just the racist edition
Ha, if you come anywhere near my special edition PS4, I’ll set my cat on you!
Focus on new sites that do actual investigative journalism, instead of just parroting information from other sources. The more transparency there is, the better. Media literacy and being able to gauge the reliability of ‘facts’ is an incredibly vital skill in the Internet Age. It will only become more important as time goes by.
Which of these horrible, horrible takes do you think were the worst of the bunch, dear Pandas? Why do you think these people aren't more self-aware of just how delusional they sound? What's the very worst opinion you've ever read online? Share your thoughts in the comments.
Or Pakistan? They used to have a squad of transvestite tax inspectors in Karachi (to embarass business owners into paying, otherwise they hang around their shops all week; pay or go bankrupt!). So it's the only country where you could defend "no dad, I'm not like that, I'm a tax inspector I only do it for work"? Hm.
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I feel like this is a good learning tool on how to not be a tool...
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I'm of the mind that Logic and Rational Thinking courses throughout school would probably improve everything by a lot.
I literally cannot read any more of this. I despair for humanity at this point.
Man, Im a firm believer that everyone should take a " WAIS IV " IQ test before being aloud on social media platforms...
I feel like most people on this list aren't really happy in their lifes. Allways assuming the worst makes you bitter and lonely.
Couldn’t get through the whole list. WTF is wrong with this world?!
Got to number 10 and had to stop. How disgusting and depressing and appalling. 🤮
Wish I never started to read that BS, it's bedtime and I feel sad, mad and completely dumbfounded now! Some people need help and or prison 🤨🤮
Excuse me, I’m going to go rebel against these people in the grocery aisle. Jerks don’t deserve fresh fruit
This entire list makes me sick. How do these people remember to exhale?
After reading most of this: Alexa, please play People = Sh*t on repeat. Smh...
I feel like this is a good learning tool on how to not be a tool...
Load More Replies... I'm of the mind that Logic and Rational Thinking courses throughout school would probably improve everything by a lot.
I literally cannot read any more of this. I despair for humanity at this point.
Man, Im a firm believer that everyone should take a " WAIS IV " IQ test before being aloud on social media platforms...
I feel like most people on this list aren't really happy in their lifes. Allways assuming the worst makes you bitter and lonely.
Couldn’t get through the whole list. WTF is wrong with this world?!
Got to number 10 and had to stop. How disgusting and depressing and appalling. 🤮
Wish I never started to read that BS, it's bedtime and I feel sad, mad and completely dumbfounded now! Some people need help and or prison 🤨🤮
Excuse me, I’m going to go rebel against these people in the grocery aisle. Jerks don’t deserve fresh fruit
This entire list makes me sick. How do these people remember to exhale?
After reading most of this: Alexa, please play People = Sh*t on repeat. Smh...
