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Here comes the soup train! Chugga chugga chugga chugga choo choo!

These aren’t regular slices of cucumber, they’re stars! Much more exciting than boring old circles, and they taste better. See?

No, no, that’s not spinach! It’s just some green food coloring because I know green is your favorite color!

If you’re a parent, you know the struggles that can come along with trying to convince a picky eater to try even one bite of the meal you so lovingly prepared. But sometimes the frustrating task of trying to get kids to eat is hindered less by pickiness and more by confusing or unrealistic expectations. Writer Lucy Huber recently tweeted about an experience she had with her two-year-old where he called all the shots when preparing dinner then somehow still refused to eat it…

Lucy’s tweet inspired dozens of other parents to share similar stories of when trying to get their kids to eat made them want to rip their hair out, so we’ve gathered the most hilarious ones down below, as well as an interview with Sarah Remmer's lead counselling dietician Lesley Langille, MS, RD. Be sure to upvote all the tweets that you find painfully relatable, whether you’re a parent, you’ve worked with kids, or you remember being the same way as a child, and then let us know in the comments if you have any personal stories to share proving that we can’t ever get kids to eat anything they don’t want to. And then if you’re interested in reading another article from Bored Panda featuring creative reasons kids have come up with for refusing food, check out this hilarious story next.

After this mom tweeted about her recent struggle getting her two-year-old to eat dinner, she inspired dozens of other parents to share similar stories

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4 years ago

Wtf

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    Jill Bussey
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    4 years ago

    I would have given the first waffle back to him!

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    Mad Dragon
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    4 years ago

    Of course he won't eat it; it's his Security Zucchini!

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    Deborah B
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    4 years ago

    I remember someoe convincing me to plant my jellybeans at that age. Cue disappointment.

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    Jaya
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    4 years ago

    Who EATS vegetables? Vegetables are for counting, duh!

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    a fruity dream of delusion
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    4 years ago

    for some reason, i found their profile picture very distracting… my brain refused to read the word pineapple and just replaced it with pumpkin… :l

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    DDmaybeandor
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    4 years ago

    I work with kids with behavioral problems as my job. You did wonderfully OP. Exactly why your own kids don’t have behavioral problems.

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    Lane Bass
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    4 years ago

    Inconceivable!

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    Jaya
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    4 years ago

    That is a really nice quote. And who can argue with that logic?

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    the next chapter
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    4 years ago

    I'd sprain my ankle for your Mac and cheese

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    4 years ago

    You’re lucky she didn’t DESTROY your cell phone. I was once asked to babysit my five-year-old cousins, and one little boy decided to throw my phone on the ground, stomp on it multiple times, whack it on the table, and show the horrible mess to his sister smugly. Just because I told him he couldn’t drink soda, OR eat ice cream, OR eat chips, or any junk food. Plus, he pushed the fruit bowl and healthy snacks I’d made them onto the floor, run around like lunatics, and proceed to whack me with their plastic toys. Yup, I guess I failed as heck as their babysitters, because I’ve personally never been chased around screaming by two five-year-olds with plastic toy trucks. Now I understand why their parents (my nice Aunty Sabina) needed a break… and they were surprised to see me pretty much still alive when they FINALLY showed up five hours later.

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    4 years ago

    Are you sure he knows it’s a sweet potato not a meat potato aka cute hamster? :) (joking)

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    Phoebe Bean
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    4 years ago

    "Madam", who officially is Her Majesty...

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    DubstepBlade
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    4 years ago

    Kid’s smart as hell

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    B Jones
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    4 years ago

    This is great, you now have an apple pie you DON'T have to share

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    Lily bloom
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    4 years ago

    That's ok. She still helped and enjoyed spending time with grandma.

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    Laura Ketteridge
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    4 years ago

    Amazing isn't it what happens when a child is told they don't have to eat it. It's their choice, but the choice is between 'take it' or 'leave it'.

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    Monday
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    4 years ago

    You cut it WRONG!

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    Robert Trebor
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    4 years ago

    How do you measure things if he eats all the bananas?, or, as a kid I knew called them, "nabanas".

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    Death Luna99
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    4 years ago (edited)

    Whelp guess I'm not eating for the day and off to bed without food.

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    Kald
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    4 years ago

    Story of my life

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    Lily bloom
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    4 years ago

    My daughter (about 2 or 3 at the time) asked what the brown spot on her banana was. I told her it was just a bruise. She then kissed the banana's boo-boo.

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    Ashbug
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    4 years ago

    Lol

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    4 years ago

    Just reading this is making my blood pressure go up. Thank you, BP, of curing my weird case of low blood pressure I had for three years. -_-

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    Music Panda
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    4 years ago

    I mean… He’s not wrong

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    Penguin2224
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    4 years ago

    This sounds super tasty!!

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    Uncommon Boston
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    4 years ago (edited)

    5 year old, "We had chicken made from sheep for dinner." was the first clue we fed him chicken too often.

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    Phoebe Bean
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    4 years ago

    I totally get this... I want a quesadilla too, but not the calories in it.

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    XenoMurph
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    4 years ago

    Do people cut up grapes for kids??

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    Starhawk Hunt
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    4 years ago

    More for me anyway

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    Susan Bosse
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    4 years ago

    Always pick your battles. Pays off in the end.

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    Deanna Crichley
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    4 years ago

    Why IS it the family joke?

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    Simon Degan
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    4 years ago

    My 31 year old wife did this. We bought sweets, she ate her sweets. She then got sad because she didn't have any sweets!

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    Lakota Wolf
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    4 years ago

    I understand feeling ill, but the last bit seems very ungrateful of daughter and her boyfriend.

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    JK Rowling
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    4 years ago

    "Yeah, well I ain't Mommy."

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    Robert Trebor
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    4 years ago

    Just for the flavor.

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    DuchessDegu
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    4 years ago

    Is she a cat? 😆

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    Lily bloom
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    4 years ago

    I hope they mean when the kids were very little and not, like, yesterday

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    J
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    4 years ago

    That’s a possible sign of legitimate sensory sensitivity. I’d keep an eye on any patterns that could emerge.

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    Abbey Impson
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    4 years ago

    yeah we grew up eating what was served or went hungry. when my mom became a nana she also suddenly became a short order cook to please the grandchildren :)

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    Brenda
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    4 years ago

    Son went through a phase where he'd only eat hotdogs, cheese, applesauce. Beef hotdogs per dr, but he said don't sweat it. 5-6 months later he's eating everything. Weird

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    Oreo Tookie
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    4 years ago

    Dry mouth agony satisfied! All that was needed! That's why I always have water by my bedside.

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