Article created by: Eligijus Sinkunas

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the 2025 Office Olympics, where paper clips are merely participants and true champions emerge to revolutionize your workday game. We're not just talking about any old office supplies – these are the elite athletes of the stationery world, the MVPs that turn mundane tasks into record-breaking performances. Each competitor has earned their spot through rigorous testing in the most demanding arenas: from deadline sprints to presentation marathons.

Picture the podium: Gold medal in ergonomic excellence, silver in stress-relief solutions, bronze in desk organization dynasty. These aren't your standard office store finds that flame out after the first heat – they're the seasoned pros that consistently deliver when it counts. Whether crushing it in the productivity pentathlon or dominating the desk-organization decathlon, each champion proves why they deserve a spot on your starting lineup. Because in the high-stakes world of office athletics, you need gear that doesn't just participate – it performs.

#1

Best For OCD: Label Maker

Green fabric stamping machine, ideal for office Olympics, featuring metal buttons and stylish design.

Review: "Absolutely adore my little sticker printer/ label maker! It comes with one roll of blank sticker! Bluetooth Connection is easy to set up. User-friendly accompanied app! Hard to imagine this thing prints without ink!" - MichTD

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    #2

    Most Distracting: Screen Frog

    A toy frog clings to a computer monitor, adding a playful touch to the workday office setting.

    Review: "These are by far my favorite desk accessory. They are made out of ceramic and kind of heavy but the adhesive makes it so it will go absolutely nowhere, even if you knock into it. They are so cute and just the right little work friends I needed." - Mb C

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    Hand using an ID guard stamp, showcasing an office tool champion in workday efficiency.

    Review: "I used to put off the monster shredding job, which included waiting by for the shredder to cool down and vacuuming up all the little paper bits. Then I got this. I quickly go through papers that have private information, roll over those sections, and toss the papers into recycling. Ahhhhh" - Paint Crazy

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    #4

    Most Fun To Use: Keyboard Cleaning Gel

    Yellow cleaning gel being used on a keyboard and calculator during office Olympics.

    Review: "Worked well for my keyboard. Picked up debris and random stuff in between the keyboards and also made the keys themselves clean as well. Also remember that you can use smaller bits of it rather than the whole thing at once." - MOON

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    Office desk with organized stationery holders, featuring pens, paperclips, and sticky notes, highlighting workday efficiency.

    Review: "These are so handy for folks who are always setting their pens, paper clips, chapstick, or highlighters down somewhere in their office or on their desk! Conveniently located on your PC monitor for those who work with a computer most of the day. Great purchase!" - Alyson Smith

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    #6

    Best At Fixing Your Mistakes: Correction Tape Pen

    Colorful correction tape dispensers on a desk, with one being used to fix a note on yellow paper, highlighting office efficiency.

    Review: "Works well. Ease of use. Can store it with pens and pencils. Doesn’t get lost on my desk." - Maureen

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    Power strip with multiple plugs and USB ports on a desk, essential for workday efficiency.

    Review: "This power outlet tower is a fantastic addition to any workspace or home office. The design is sleek and modern, fitting well with various setups. It features multiple AC outlets, providing ample space for various plugs. The inclusion of USB and USB-C ports is particularly convenient, allowing for efficient charging of multiple devices simultaneously. The tower design is space-saving and helps in organizing cables effectively. Overall, it's a highly functional and aesthetically pleasing device. Highly recommend!" - Hoa Huynh

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    #8

    Best At Making You Look Tough: Skull Scissors

    Gold scissors resembling a person, held in hand and placed in a pen holder, representing office creativity.

    Review: "I really like the scissors. It’s the perfect size for my hands. Sharp enough to cut paper or cloth." - AliD

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    Magic Sprout bookmarks in packaging next to an open book with a bookmark inserted, resembling office Olympics creativity.

    Review: "The texture is very gummy but they are not sticky. They make great bookmarks because the stem portion is actually flat." - Savannah

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    #10

    Most Likely To Get You In Trouble: Sarcastic Pens

    Colorful pens with humorous phrases lying on a desk, exemplifying office workday humor for Office Olympics.

    Review: "They are heavier than expected. They write well and are comfortable to hold. The printing on them is clear and easy to read. I can now communicate my anger and frustration, just by lifting my pen." - Shannon Smith

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    #11

    Best At Letting People Leave You Alone: Noise Canceling Headphones

    Woman enjoying coffee, wearing pink headphones, symbolizes office Olympics G.O.A.Ts of a productive workday.

    Review: "Comfortable, compatible with the new Samsung Galaxy S25 Ultra - had no issues pairing using bluetooth. Appreciate the USB-C compatability to charge and very affordable. Sound quality and noise canceling quality is good. Comes is a variety of trendy colors." - Emily Rhodes

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    #12

    Most Truthful: Desktop Flipchart

    Desk sign with humorous message, highlighting a playful aspect of office Olympics.

    Review: "This flipchart is awesomesauce! Except for one. Y'all need to quit acting like keeping sperm as a pet makes you better than people who have real pets. You're absolutely bent. Anywho, this flip chart is wonderfully printed on card stock, and the base is nice thick cardboard that will hold up even in the harshest of offices." - Nunya Nacho

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    Office chair wheel set from The Office Oasis with a note, illustrating innovative workspace solutions.

    Review: "These office chair wheels are awesome. No more gritty noise when I roll. Very smooth. Wish I had done this a long time ago. Great product. Came packaged nice. Going to recommend these to my coworkers. The price was right and the product is high quality, strong and sleek. Very easy to install. Pulled out the old plastic wheels and snapped these right in." - Amazon Customer

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    #14

    Most Adorable Office Supply: Otter Tape Dispenser

    Otter-shaped tape dispenser in hand on a wooden surface, a quirky desk accessory for office Olympics.

    Review: "Very cute for the otter lovers! Dispenses tape easily and easy to refill." - D. Andersen

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    Two laptops on makeshift desks, showcasing creative Office Olympics setups during a workday.

    Review: "Elevates access to both my tablet and laptop for a more ergonomically helpful means. This places both devices where I can see better and use them easier, especially after a stroke hinders my range of movement. The wrist-rest is a lifesaver for working long hours on laptop. Thanks for this device." - Gayle B. Tate

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    #16

    Best Cheat Sheet: Keyboard Shortcut Sticker

    Colorful keyboard shortcut sticker for Word and Excel, showing various key combinations to boost workday efficiency in office settings.

    Review: "Very helpful. When my mind is overwhelmed with work and I can't remember simple computer functions, this comes in so handy!!!" - Candice M Eaker

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    #17

    Brightest Of The Bunch: Desktop Lamp

    Office desk setup with dual monitors displaying a serene lake, participating in Office Olympics workday.

    Review: "I was having trouble with bleary vision. I stare at a computer screen all day for work, so the eye strain was horrible at night. This light is phenomenal! The installation required no tools. I was really impressed with the flexible neck, I thought it was rigid. You can adjust the neck to almost any position. It makes my desk look cool with the white light. For my set up, it's very discreet as well, I like how it just peeks above my monitor. I want to order a second one for work! If you're deciding on buying, do it! It also comes with a warranty. There's a QR code included in the box for easy use. That made me super confident about this products reliability, it shows that they're confident that their product is built to last." - bheard5

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    #18

    Most Likely To Make You Clean Up: Desktop Vacuum

    Cat-themed desk accessory in an office setting, resembling a playful addition to your workday.

    Review: "Cute vacuum desk just perfect on my desk. It works really good by cleaning up dust and small little trash." - Gene Thao

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    #19

    Most Secretive: Mini Hand Shredder Portable

    Mini paper shredder on a desk, part of office Olympics setup, with colorful toys in the background.

    Review: "I love it. I shred all my receipts. This little shredder helps me avoid keeping a stack to shred in my big shredder. The small shredder works every time and is fun to use." - Renella S. Kendall

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    #20

    Most Functional Desktop Décor: Glasses Holder

    Quirky office items: a glasses holder with lips and another with a mustache on a desk.

    Review: "I love this glasses holder. It’s so cute it’s small and simple. Also it looks so cute. On my desk adds extra spunk to my decor." - Jamesha Campbell

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    #21

    Most Fabulous: Cat Pen Holder

    Miniature cat figurines playfully balancing a pen, mimicking an Office Olympics theme.

    Review: "My friend loved these cats! I bought them as part of a Christmas gift to an office friend and she absolutely loved them! She has a couple on her desk at work and took 3 for her desk at home." - kfgshop

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    #22

    Most Innovitave: Transparent Sticky Notes

    Highlighted text and colorful bone diagrams in a notebook, illustrating office creativity.

    Review: "I LOVE these post it notes. They make note taking and book annotating soooo much easier. I just use a regular Bic pen (one I got for free at my doctor's office, so the cheap ones) and there isn't any smearing. Love them, highly recommend." - MasterPopcorn

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    #23

    Best Use Of The Force: Yoda Bookend

    Books on a shelf seemingly held up by a small figurine, creating a whimsical office Olympics decoration.

    Review: "Cute little yoda holding back a mountain of star wars books, whats not to love? Easily put together and the packaging was exceptional. Highly recommend for any star wars, book, lovers in the galaxy!" - carinda johnson

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    #24

    Most Likely To Make You Hungry: Sardine Paperclips

    Sardine-shaped paper clips in a sardine tin, perfect for office Olympics fun.

    Review: "Perfect for my notebook and office needs. Very flexible and can hold a couple of pages. My tin came a bit damaged but not a big deal as I just had to bend it back in place. Looks like a real tin of sardines!🤣" - EG

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    #25

    Doing The Most Heavy Lifting: Dual Monitor Stand

    Dual monitors on a desk setup with cloud-themed keyboard and mouse pad, embodying office olympics creativity.

    Review: "I needed to raise my monitors for the best viewing angle. An adjustable stand was all the money. This was inexpensive and gave me room for my speakers underneath. Assembly was easy." - NELS R BALWIT

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    #26

    Best Way To Get 5-A-Day: Fruity Memos

    Decorative paper strawberries and apples with the note "Get more fruit!" representing office Olympics fun.

    Review: "These are so cute. They look like real fruit but are sticky notes. They stick really well and come in a nice variety of fruit themed shapes including strawberries, apples, oranges, and mangoes. I love them Good purchase and great value for the price." - Sam P

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    #27

    Most Paw-Sitive: Cute Sticky Notes

    Cute animal sticky notes displayed for office Olympics fun.

    Review: "I have tried several brands of cute sticky notes, but they curl up and don’t adhere to the paper. These are awesome and they stick very well!" - Sharon Graham

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    #28

    Most Extravagantly Adorable: Cute Panda Mini Desktop Stapler

    Panda-shaped stapler on granite desk, embodying office Olympics creativity.

    Review: "I loved that I could use it anytime and that I was a good price for everything it came." - Mia

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    #29

    Best One Trick Pony: Cable Clips

    Cable organizers on desks, showcasing efficient office setups for better workday productivity.

    Review: " These clips are easy to install and keep cords organized and accessible. I am happy with my purchase and can recommend this item to everyone. They work as advertised and met my expectations." - CD Norman

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    #30

    Strongest Grip On Us: Cat Clips

    Cute cat-themed binder clips on a desk, perfect office accessories for workday fun.

    Review: "Why settle for boring binder clips when you can have cats! These are awesome, all the normal functionality of a binder clip but its a cute little cat." - K. Love

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