80 Strangely Detailed Comments Made By People That Just Can’t Be Made Up

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Instantly. They'd do it instantly.

That'd be my 2nd top reason to become a shapeshifter. The #1? Just... uhh, a normal reason, don't worry about it haha 🏳️‍⚧️

That's freaking brilliant.

Made me snort laugh

They are actually bound and gagged in their attic

Why do I feel like his post ended suddenly when he was pushed off of a roof?🤔

College is such a scam for this reason. You have to be adept in a skill, not the field that the skill resides in

There was a bar near the University of Illinois who, up until around 1998, would have a "worst fake ID" contest on April 1st. The winner got to drink that night. It wasn't advertised, obviously, but year by year the students would spread it by word of mouth.

I'd prefer ravens, and I'd need a couple of deerhounds with fancy collars

I used to get the same feeling trying to buy a D cup bra in the 70s "Janet, where do we keep the sturdy white cotton with no lace trebuchet buckets?"

This does Win for best fitting the description of "Oddly Specific Comments"

A coworker ate a wall.

Too many wolves? Release rival wolves!

When I lived in a neighborhood that was largely Latino & Asian with a few elderly white people I had half of a duplex built in 1913 that had lath & plaster walls, cove ceilings, a dining nook, a covered balcony, and a nice bedroom for a rent-controlled $185 USD a month. When I moved to a different county and wound up close to the local hipsterville I couldn't get a room loaded with excessive restrictions for under $400 a month.

Why can't you be more like her dad?

Either that or they're rubbing their hands mumbling "Excellent"...

I want to know the mental gymnastics that guy did in order to compare being gay with missing a limb. 😂

Last year I made a huge mistake at work (I was new there and it wasn't 100% my fault. Our vendor was partly responsible too.) that cost about $2,000 to fix. 😖 I asked them to take it out of my paycheck and assumed I'd be fired. Not only did my team members not get mad, they pitched in to help fix things. And my director put it through Accounting without notifying the CEO. I've never had a team like that before and I'm super grateful. But the moment I realized what I had done was absolutely horrifying! It briefly felt like the end of the world.

Thats some realistic fursuit on the customer.

😂😂😂 That's creative!

They save a lot of money on meals.

Are you selling tickets?

This speaks to me. But, when one drink costs $22, the cover costs $40 and Gasoline/Transportation costs are at all time highs. 1 drink maximum please

Quite a speech. But on point.

In any decent universe, he'd glance at your drawing and have an epiphany which revolutionises aircraft design.

Excuse me, just off to CVS, for unrelated reasons...

I'm sorry, but I DO understand this exact scenario. Except for the Tequila part. But otherwise, exactly.

Now saltykaiser doesn't even have two scents to rub together...

I don't hate my life, but I do sometimes ponder just leaving and starting again in some forgotten corner of the world. It's a very romantic proposition.

Asking the questions may feel valid. Hearing them makes me want to live alone in the woods.

I fill them with whipped cream directly from the spray container. Ate a whole carton that way a few days ago. 😁

There's a 50% chance that this could go horribly wrong though 😬

By the age of 50 you don't think about this anymore because you are concerned how to stand up in the morning without sighing and moaning like a dying sea lion.

Both?

Oh that's diabolical, i'm using that one.

Giraffes were originally called "Camel Leopard" which makes them far more believable.

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Oddly specific but oddly accurate, I'd say.

You don't need to be a horse to do that...

You guys are getting wins?

Oh yes, happens to me all the time!

Now THIS is a comment. I was unaware of the Forbidden place and I have done a lot of bowling in my days.

I'll need to try this! I've been meaning to email about my burned out street light for weeks now. 😂

10/10 and they know all my in-jokes? Welcome back!

"Crikey! Lookit this little fellah!"

When the gummies is real good

I was a butterfly with cardboard wings and it started to drizzle. Not enough to stop but I eventually had to take the wings off. Then I was a purple worm

Used to be friends with a guy who was really into a girl who chewed tobacco and had a tattoo of her pickup truck on her thigh. To each their own and stop asking people about real men just because the amount of toxic masculinity in that statement coming from an alleged female is gross.

OMG I've seen that one! 😂 There are actually lots of them. And yes, I've watched a fair few. It's fascinating.

No, but I have pulled my collar up against the cold so that I could stand on a pier and stare off into the fog. 10/10 Highly recommend.

If I see an old person dithering, I hang around so I don't look like I need to get past them, and I've just realised that makes me look like a dithering old person.

If it works, try keeping a piece of wood between her fingers, instead of smoking

Can we please go back to using punctuation? Please? I'll be cool with not capitalizing if we go back to using punctuation, I promise.

Hm. I'm in this picture and I don't want to be.

What about the second person that crosses him?

I don't have a curfew because I am not allowed to go out🧍‍♀️ I had to beg my parents to be able to. I also don't have a door in my room.

oi red dawn innnit

Q is just preparing you to meet them later so you’re not caught off guard at the end.