80 Strangely Detailed Comments Made By People That Just Can’t Be Made Up

That's freaking brilliant.

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Instantly. They'd do it instantly.

Made me snort laugh

That'd be my 2nd top reason to become a shapeshifter. The #1? Just... uhh, a normal reason, don't worry about it haha 🏳️‍⚧️

They are actually bound and gagged in their attic

Why do I feel like his post ended suddenly when he was pushed off of a roof?🤔

College is such a scam for this reason. You have to be adept in a skill, not the field that the skill resides in

Too many wolves? Release rival wolves!

I'd prefer ravens, and I'd need a couple of deerhounds with fancy collars

I used to get the same feeling trying to buy a D cup bra in the 70s "Janet, where do we keep the sturdy white cotton with no lace trebuchet buckets?"

Either that or they're rubbing their hands mumbling "Excellent"...

There was a bar near the University of Illinois who, up until around 1998, would have a "worst fake ID" contest on April 1st. The winner got to drink that night. It wasn't advertised, obviously, but year by year the students would spread it by word of mouth.

Last year I made a huge mistake at work (I was new there and it wasn't 100% my fault. Our vendor was partly responsible too.) that cost about $2,000 to fix. 😖 I asked them to take it out of my paycheck and assumed I'd be fired. Not only did my team members not get mad, they pitched in to help fix things. And my director put it through Accounting without notifying the CEO. I've never had a team like that before and I'm super grateful. But the moment I realized what I had done was absolutely horrifying! It briefly felt like the end of the world.

A coworker ate a wall.

This does Win for best fitting the description of "Oddly Specific Comments"

Why can't you be more like her dad?

They save a lot of money on meals.

When I lived in a neighborhood that was largely Latino & Asian with a few elderly white people I had half of a duplex built in 1913 that had lath & plaster walls, cove ceilings, a dining nook, a covered balcony, and a nice bedroom for a rent-controlled $185 USD a month. When I moved to a different county and wound up close to the local hipsterville I couldn't get a room loaded with excessive restrictions for under $400 a month.

I want to know the mental gymnastics that guy did in order to compare being gay with missing a limb. 😂

Quite a speech. But on point.

Thats some realistic fursuit on the customer.

This speaks to me. But, when one drink costs $22, the cover costs $40 and Gasoline/Transportation costs are at all time highs. 1 drink maximum please

😂😂😂 That's creative!

Are you selling tickets?

In any decent universe, he'd glance at your drawing and have an epiphany which revolutionises aircraft design.

I don't hate my life, but I do sometimes ponder just leaving and starting again in some forgotten corner of the world. It's a very romantic proposition.

Oh that's diabolical, i'm using that one.

I'm sorry, but I DO understand this exact scenario. Except for the Tequila part. But otherwise, exactly.

I fill them with whipped cream directly from the spray container. Ate a whole carton that way a few days ago. 😁

Both?

Excuse me, just off to CVS, for unrelated reasons...

There's a 50% chance that this could go horribly wrong though 😬

Asking the questions may feel valid. Hearing them makes me want to live alone in the woods.

Now saltykaiser doesn't even have two scents to rub together...

By the age of 50 you don't think about this anymore because you are concerned how to stand up in the morning without sighing and moaning like a dying sea lion.

Giraffes were originally called "Camel Leopard" which makes them far more believable.

You don't need to be a horse to do that...

You guys are getting wins?

Now THIS is a comment. I was unaware of the Forbidden place and I have done a lot of bowling in my days.

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Oddly specific but oddly accurate, I'd say.

Oh yes, happens to me all the time!

OMG I've seen that one! 😂 There are actually lots of them. And yes, I've watched a fair few. It's fascinating.

I'll need to try this! I've been meaning to email about my burned out street light for weeks now. 😂

I was a butterfly with cardboard wings and it started to drizzle. Not enough to stop but I eventually had to take the wings off. Then I was a purple worm

"Crikey! Lookit this little fellah!"

No, but I have pulled my collar up against the cold so that I could stand on a pier and stare off into the fog. 10/10 Highly recommend.

When the gummies is real good

10/10 and they know all my in-jokes? Welcome back!

Used to be friends with a guy who was really into a girl who chewed tobacco and had a tattoo of her pickup truck on her thigh. To each their own and stop asking people about real men just because the amount of toxic masculinity in that statement coming from an alleged female is gross.

If I see an old person dithering, I hang around so I don't look like I need to get past them, and I've just realised that makes me look like a dithering old person.

Can we please go back to using punctuation? Please? I'll be cool with not capitalizing if we go back to using punctuation, I promise.

Q is just preparing you to meet them later so you’re not caught off guard at the end.

What about the second person that crosses him?

If it works, try keeping a piece of wood between her fingers, instead of smoking

Your next assignment is at night..... moths

oi red dawn innnit

I don't have a curfew because I am not allowed to go out🧍‍♀️ I had to beg my parents to be able to. I also don't have a door in my room.

Her PFP looks like the "deㅤad wife montage" at the beginning of a gritty thriller movie

Back in the 80's we used to do a balloon launch book fair thing. The more books you read, the more balloons you got. I remember exactly how that smelled. 😁 And yes, balloon launches are terrible for the environment, which is why schools no longer do them.

Hm. I'm in this picture and I don't want to be.

You sound ideal. At my funeral I want my corpse to sit up and start telling dad jokes halfway through the service.

And here I am drinking alone, wondering where it all turned sideways... 😂

Bonus: also the ideal tool to scratch "just wait until you see your closet" onto their car

They're playing chess, he's playing three-dimensional tic tac toe

Help! I can’t stop laughing! I feel an urgent need to see a phone do this! I have a box of phones, and am thinking perhaps I can get one to do this! I’m hung up on the smoke part, but if I can quit laughing I’ll prolly come up with something. Wish me luck! If I burn my hands, it’ll be tough to type to report my success.