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Today the global beauty industry is worth $532 billion and our demand for things to improve our looks feels like it has never been bigger. But the wish to look our best is as old as history itself, and people in the past were just as eager to go great lengths to fit beauty standards of the time. And trust me, they were heckin’ weird. Like weird squared.

The TikToker Zachary Margolis has collected some of the most eyebrow-raising, obscure, over-the-top and plain dangerous historical beauty trends that he shared in a series of viral videos for his “Offbeat History” account.

From Romans whitening their teeth with urine to 18th-century women sculpting their enormous wigs with lard, it makes you wonder whether today’s beauty favorites like the ‘no makeup’ makeup look, laminated brows, and brightly colored hair will look just as freaky in hundreds of years.

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14 "Obscure Beauty Trends" Throughout History That Sound So Bizarre Now In the 19th century many women ate deadly arsenic wafers to whiten and even out their complexions. Some of the side effect include cancer, baldness, epilepsy. In 1902 you could actually buy arsenic wafers from Sears.

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Gabbinzola
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The fact that it says "safe" in the title... 🙄

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    14 "Obscure Beauty Trends" Throughout History That Sound So Bizarre Now In the mid-1920's, a bronze, suntanned complexion became popular after Coco Chanel fell asleep on her yacht on the French Riviera. The suntan became a status symbol for a person who could afford sunny vacations, especially for those privileged enough to travel during the winter.

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    Sofia Di Tutti
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Before withe skin was considered "noble" because poor were forced to work outside and got tanned...

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    14 "Obscure Beauty Trends" Throughout History That Sound So Bizarre Now In the middle ages the forehead was considered the most beautiful part of the woman's face. Many women removed their eyelashes to accentuate their foreheads. They also plucked their hairlines and eyebrows to achieve a long and oval face.

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    Aski Markup
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man, I woulda been the belle of the ball.

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    #4

    14 "Obscure Beauty Trends" Throughout History That Sound So Bizarre Now To white their teeth, Romans would rinse their mouth with urine. Specifically urine shipped in from Portugal.

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    Otter
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well-aged urine that hadn't been refrigerated during transport, because refrigeration didn't exist! Tasty!

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    14 "Obscure Beauty Trends" Throughout History That Sound So Bizarre Now In the 18th century, before invention of hairspray, women would use lard to sculpt their wigs. Yes, lard. One of the downsides is that the wig would become a literal rat's nest. Sometimes rats would live in the wig for weeks. Women had to sleep with cages around their heads to keep the rats away.

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    Otter
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And at least some people whitened the wigs with flour, which meant they were basically wearing a pancake on their heads instead of hair. You bet the bugs loved it!

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    14 "Obscure Beauty Trends" Throughout History That Sound So Bizarre Now In pre-revolution France, accentuated veins were all the rage. Some people would color their veins with blue pencil to make them pop. Others would use leaches to make their veins more noticeable.

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    Andy Acceber
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Visible veins meant they didn't work in the sun. It was a sign of status.

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    14 "Obscure Beauty Trends" Throughout History That Sound So Bizarre Now During the Japanese Edo period, blackened teeth were popular amongst aristocrats and married women. Blackened teeth were considered a sign of beauty and the practice helped preserve teeth into old age. In 1870, this practice was banned by the Japanese government. Blackening teeth wasn't just popular in Japan, and some people still practice this today.

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    14 "Obscure Beauty Trends" Throughout History That Sound So Bizarre Now In 1936, Isabella Gilbert invented the Dimple-Maker. The machine consisted of a spring that fit around the face and two tiny knobs that pressed into the cheeks. I don't know what Isabella was thinning but the machine didn't work.

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    Softsquatch
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    can totally imagine this being sold on wish today, and people buying it

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    #9

    14 "Obscure Beauty Trends" Throughout History That Sound So Bizarre Now In ancient Rome many women would moisturize with the sweat of gladiators. Whiles of sweat were sold as souvenirs outside the fights. The sweat was thought to be an aphrodisiac.

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    Prilsy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well the sweat probably had tons of pheromones so that makes sense

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    14 "Obscure Beauty Trends" Throughout History That Sound So Bizarre Now In the 1800s, eyelash transplants were all the rage. A specialist would sow the hair directly into the eyelid with a needle.

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    JennyLaRue
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They do the same now, but with Glue instead

    Karla Nelsen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "sew" not "sow", a female pig! c'mon!

    Let’s All Just Try And Be Decent
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope nope nope. I've worn glue on eyelashes my whole life for dance performances and shows but it's not really "glue" glue, just slightly tacky stuff that peels off easy. And I get tattooing on eyebrows. But SEWING eyelashes onto your eyelids with a freaking needle?!?! What kind of fresh hell is this?! How many people lost an eye (or two) from this?! How many people got horrific infections? And perhaps most importantly- where are these eyelashes COMING FROM?! Did they hold down the servants and pluck them out?! Because that BLOODY HURTS let me tell you.

    Hannah Edwards
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like a recipe for infection and blindness.

    Isabella
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what we do novadays too.

    Brian Bennett
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Today tattooing an eyeliner sounds eyeweful too.

    Demongrrrrl
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would do that if I could be sedated during the procedure.

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    Juan Alcorta
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the 2020's, people used to put butt implants to make the Kardashian big.

    Nadine Bamberger
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A dirty, formerly used needle. They also sew goat testicles into men's scrotums for fertility and potence.

    nala simba
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sow like seeds? Or, sew with needle and thread?

    CatWoman312
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m surprised that isn’t done today. Instead women would rather wear obvious falsies

    Mazer
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It always amazes me, how much people spend on makeup or torture themselves to not look like themselves

    Cain Hargreaves
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That sounds like a great way to get infections. But the concept is like contemporary eyelash extensions. The more things change...

    Alexandria Z
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poke you in the eye-lash. OUCH!

    Kellie Whyte
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol I can DEFINITELY see that being a thing today with the popularity of eyelashes!!!

    Kimberley Gayle Thomas
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The picture made me think eye color was changed manually. Both are bad ideas.

    Leisa K
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still done as late as the 1990s - possibly even now.

    Jane Petersen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That lash pointing down in the photo drives me crazy! ugh

    SwissCheesy Chess
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    4 years ago

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    Why does no one upvote this Eyelightful pun??

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    14 "Obscure Beauty Trends" Throughout History That Sound So Bizarre Now In ancient Greece the uni-brow was considered the sign of purity and intelligence. It was ideal to have eyebrows that melded together in the middle. Some women would darken their eyebrows with powder, while others would wear fake eyebrows made from goat's hair.

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    Jayne Kyra
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Give me two weeks and I would be stunning in ancient Greece.

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    14 "Obscure Beauty Trends" Throughout History That Sound So Bizarre Now In the 1400s, Italian women wanted to have thin lips that were barely there. The paintings at the time didn't highlight or emphasize the lips in any way.

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    Jo Choto
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There has to be a century somewhere where I would have been considered attractive!

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    14 "Obscure Beauty Trends" Throughout History That Sound So Bizarre Now Shortly after the invention of the x-ray machine, people used the machine to treat acne, eczema and for hair removal. Some of the side effects included atrophy, ulcerations, and cancer.

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    14 "Obscure Beauty Trends" Throughout History That Sound So Bizarre Now In the 1920s the portable hair dryer came on to the market. This was a more convenient alternative to the bulky hair dryers of the time. The device was very dangerous though and would cause burns, electrocutions, and death.

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    M O'Connell
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If anyone is wondering why, appliances of the time did not have a chassis ground connection (no third pin), nor did they have polarized plugs (there was a 50/50 chance of the metal chassis being live at mains voltage depending on how you plugged it in). This hadn't previously been a problem because 'regular people' hadn't been using electrical appliances much prior to the 1920s.

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