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The Summoning
Cannibalism Lol
i think the first time i saw headless roach i was six and i found her on the floor. glad i didnt ask someone to squish her :3
I still remember the taste of that lollipop you brought home from the sandbox 🤤
Load More Replies...This Has Been In My Camera Roll For Months Now, And For Good Reason
Hello? Did I get banned? I need to know. My old comments r gone. Wiped from BP. So I made this. I also count comment it just said undefined. Pls help I need to know.
Load More Replies...I remember this post! I didn’t have a acc so you guys didn’t know I was there :)
Whose Skeleton And Tentacles Have Been Claimed ?
Lesson Learned
Aw, I replied to this comment with just the word "TRAUMA" in all caps.
@Headless Roach me when people explain the meaning of my favorite songs to me like i dont know
It was a picture of a centaur using a porta john..
Load More Replies...Hey Now Your An Allstar
it was a like this one but with country roads take me home
Load More Replies...I added to one of these before too, when my account name was "Liz" with some funky font
Load More Replies...Thx.. lol i didnt know wht it was but wanted to be included :)
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Would be a beautiful malapropism though "don't let your dog decaffeinate on my lawn!"
One Of My Favorite Screenshots On My Phone
Cows kill 20 people a year haha. And hedgehogs are cannibalistic <3
Load More Replies...HELLO SIR DO YOU HAVE A MOMENT TO TALK ABOUT OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR JESUS CHRIST
NO, IM TALKING TO THE VERY HOLY COW. (I'll see myself out)
Load More Replies...Fa La La La La
I will never sing the song with the original lyrics again...
Flamingos Are Worms Eating Bananas
Only One Comment, But I Still Think It's Golden
"Stop ur screaming Phil ur payne will end soon" 😈🗡🍩
fully went "why's there a donut" and then cackled when I got it. I love you
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Run
What To Do On A Normal Daily Basis:
*chomps Watch
Just Normal Discussion
Story Chain! I Live For These
https://www.boredpanda.com/short-two-sentence-horror-stories/?all_submissions=true&media_id=3467916#:~:text=Spend%2024%20hours%20locked%20in%20the%20old%20insane%20asylum%20and%20win%20a%20million%20dollars.%20It%27s%20been%2026%20hours%2C%20so%20why%20is%20the%20door%20still%20locked%3F
Load More Replies...This One With Caro Caro And Tamra
Is anyone ever really not singing bohemian rhapsody?
Load More Replies...Directions
i remember that XD the image was someone asking what a "strange green light" was. it was the turn signal lol
the "What's that clicking sound? What's that clicking sound?" did it for me
I Enjoyed This
I'll come too. Even though I didn't say a pun that had to do with a stomach . . .
We Needed Some Spice! Pumpkin Spice
The tone change here is making me cry this is wonderful I love this
Legendary
Somehow The Party Planning Became A Discussion On Whether Potatoes Can Eat Fries
So does this mean I'm allowed to excavate graves and fry the remains into burgers or is that still a no
Damn That Do Be Some Baby
Just Screaming Like Normal People
Cats Have 9 Lives; You Are Not A Cat, So Buckle Up
haha you puny little beings; you may be cats, but I am the goddess of cats ☺️ I have 18 lives
i am pineapple pineapple cannot die by normal means
Load More Replies...🎷🦙. 🎷🐉. 🎷🦩
oooh i know i know! there's no rain in the second one! that's the difference!
Roach Tryna Steal My Legs
or four if they are level two or three
Load More Replies...I have two but wings are like... better feet. Feet of the air
That's a harmful mindset. Believe that you have legs. Manifest
Load More Replies...Context: Duolingo Asked If We Wanted To Die
Me personally I don't use duolingo I like to kill myself instead. Old fashioned way yk.
Not Related But, Throughout My Posts You Watch My Battery Drop
First of all, thank you for posting me twice! I'm very funny. Second of all why are both of the posts I'm in related to cannibalism please don't send the cops after me
So Eccentric!
Uhhhhhhhhh...cool I Guess
I feel like everyone on this site has seen this. It's pretty much immortal
I have not, this is my first time and now I am extremely concerned and in need of some context juice
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niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiceeeeee
Load More Replies...Rip Them Out With My Teeth Got Me Honestly
Real men don't carry things. We use our powerful masculinity to hover them above our heads and smack them into all of the snowflakes and watch them start crying about not having an arm. So sensitive
I'm so dumb I read snowflakes and I pictured REAL snowflakes and I'm just sitting here thinking "snowflakes don't have arms anyhow..." Lol
Load More Replies...Do I want to know where this is heading? *Opens door* Yeah, I know. Get out! XP
you've got a good head on your shoulders, m8. I'll go out the window for no particular reason.
Load More Replies...All Star
I just said on the one earlier that I thought I commented next, guess I did!
Nah someone took a screenshot of one i already posted
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Y'all should check out the replies to this it gets better
crowspectre! you're famous!!!!! for talking about something famous! my word, this is more legendary then the time I roasted anthony in seventh grade. shout out to ma boi anthony for accepting my solid burn
Shout out to Anthony. I'm very excited.
Load More Replies...fun fact according to most cannibals the most tasteful part of the body was either the leg or the butt well according to me and my colleagues anyway
I mean people definitely enjoy eating a*s
Load More Replies...Creation
It took a while for me to find this but BP loves me so it worked
Load More Replies...There's like another page of this it's insane. I came in and thought that mine didn't work but here we are mostly cause I'm bp's favourite
I think BP reviews them before making them public. The creator of the post can see them but no one else. Usually takes abt 24 hours not including the weekends
It's Weirdly Wide Like That So That It Can Be "700 Px Wide". Anyways, Notifications LED Me Here
Poor Headless Roach
what about when somebody commented "and if they follow you into the bathroom stall, that's a problem for HR" and Headless Roach just popped up
i feel very sad that i was not on here :( yeah whatever these were hilarious'
You're on it now! As am I which blows my damn mind
Load More Replies...I apoligize for adding so much but I have a whole folder for this on my computer.
No we all appreciate you very much
Load More Replies...*swallows hard and hides the suspiciously squid-shaped body bag behind my back* what a funny question! well, she hasn't been unalived recently, I c-can tell you that.....heh!
Load More Replies...It's cause you're cool! But you should check the top users recently, you might be surprised.
Load More Replies...This is kinda funny just as a thing cause my usual content is either queer stuff or writing stuff and I have a good amount of people who are actually really into that but then I post this and like everyone flocks to it. Like literally all of the big names are here except for Caro Caro and Zara
Shshshshsh, Caro Caro and Zara are sharing cheese :)
Load More Replies...Apparently i am now minorly famous for cannibalism jokes and I'm not sure how I'm supposed to feel about this
i feel very sad that i was not on here :( yeah whatever these were hilarious'
You're on it now! As am I which blows my damn mind
Load More Replies...I apoligize for adding so much but I have a whole folder for this on my computer.
No we all appreciate you very much
Load More Replies...*swallows hard and hides the suspiciously squid-shaped body bag behind my back* what a funny question! well, she hasn't been unalived recently, I c-can tell you that.....heh!
Load More Replies...It's cause you're cool! But you should check the top users recently, you might be surprised.
Load More Replies...This is kinda funny just as a thing cause my usual content is either queer stuff or writing stuff and I have a good amount of people who are actually really into that but then I post this and like everyone flocks to it. Like literally all of the big names are here except for Caro Caro and Zara
Shshshshsh, Caro Caro and Zara are sharing cheese :)
Load More Replies...Apparently i am now minorly famous for cannibalism jokes and I'm not sure how I'm supposed to feel about this
