It can be an addition to a post that made it funnier or a weird conversation between some people.

#1

The Summoning

The Summoning

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    #2

    Cannibalism Lol

    Cannibalism Lol

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    the shrimp whisperer
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i think the first time i saw headless roach i was six and i found her on the floor. glad i didnt ask someone to squish her :3

    Headless Roach
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still remember the taste of that lollipop you brought home from the sandbox 🤤

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    #3

    This Has Been In My Camera Roll For Months Now, And For Good Reason

    This Has Been In My Camera Roll For Months Now, And For Good Reason

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    A random nerd <3
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes. ¨What the hell¨ an inspiring quote by Peppa.

    DP 2
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hello? Did I get banned? I need to know. My old comments r gone. Wiped from BP. So I made this. I also count comment it just said undefined. Pls help I need to know.

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    Mini the Angel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah- Lusion’s last list addition:(

    the shrimp whisperer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I SAW THIS IN THE WILD AND I LAUGHED FOR 5 MINUTES OMG

    Supllll
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my god! Thats hysterical!

    Eevee the dog
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember this post! I didn’t have a acc so you guys didn’t know I was there :)

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    #4

    Whose Skeleton And Tentacles Have Been Claimed ?

    Whose Skeleton And Tentacles Have Been Claimed ?

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    Red Panda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where is Zara anyway havent seen her in a while…

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    #5

    Lesson Learned

    Lesson Learned

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    Headless Roach
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, Lakota blew my brains up with this comment. I loved it

    TailsFangirl03
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aw, I replied to this comment with just the word "TRAUMA" in all caps.

    the shrimp whisperer
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    @Headless Roach me when people explain the meaning of my favorite songs to me like i dont know

    Autumn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want the context for this so fricking bad

    #6

    Hey Now Your An Allstar

    Hey Now Your An Allstar

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    Pumpkin Spice
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey now you're a rockstar, get the show on, get paid

    Lil Potato
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    noo i thought this article was still open and had a great submission!

    Lil Potato
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it was a like this one but with country roads take me home

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    Puppy prints ️
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I added to this one, I had the next line

    ️️Upvote faery️
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I added to one of these before too, when my account name was "Liz" with some funky font

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    #7

    Idk What To Put Here

    Idk What To Put Here

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    Auntriarch
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would be a beautiful malapropism though "don't let your dog decaffeinate on my lawn!"

    Supllll
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd be satisfied by that!

    #8

    One Of My Favorite Screenshots On My Phone

    One Of My Favorite Screenshots On My Phone

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    Sardonyx_3
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The chances of being killed by a cow are low but never zero

    A random nerd <3
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cows kill 20 people a year haha. And hedgehogs are cannibalistic <3

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    crowspectre 2.0 (he/they)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HELLO SIR DO YOU HAVE A MOMENT TO TALK ABOUT OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR JESUS CHRIST

    Silvermidnight
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NO, IM TALKING TO THE VERY HOLY COW. (I'll see myself out)

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    Adam L
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It might have been in the original, but my first thought was "you should serve more chicken"

    #9

    Fa La La La La

    Fa La La La La

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    #10

    Flamingos Are Worms Eating Bananas

    Flamingos Are Worms Eating Bananas

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    all 4 paws
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i apologize to whoever i scarred

    Bina Wei
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha, i saw that comment when it was new. Nice to see it come full cycle.

    PandaLuvs
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like that thing in alien!

    #11

    Only One Comment, But I Still Think It's Golden

    Only One Comment, But I Still Think It's Golden

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    Do-nut touch da donut
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Stop ur screaming Phil ur payne will end soon" 😈🗡🍩

    Catrovert
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHERE IS THIS POST SO I CAN UPVOTE HIS COMMENT ONE MILLION TIMES OVER

    #14

    What To Do On A Normal Daily Basis:

    What To Do On A Normal Daily Basis:

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    2 years ago

    HR and the cars made me laugh so hard. 😅

    crowspectre 2.0 (he/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get on a bike and zoom between them. Break the law!

    Supllll
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh the person driving seems to have a predicament there

    #15

    *chomps Watch

    *chomps Watch

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    Autumn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you’re replying to me no less XD

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    Pineapple
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if you use your fingers it goes faster

    Autumn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This’ll never get old. I minutely enjoy messing with people’s heads :)

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    #16

    Just Normal Discussion

    Just Normal Discussion

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    #17

    Story Chain! I Live For These

    Story Chain! I Live For These

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    Puppy prints ️
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    does anyone know where this was originally posted?

    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://www.boredpanda.com/short-two-sentence-horror-stories/?all_submissions=true&media_id=3467916#:~:text=Spend%2024%20hours%20locked%20in%20the%20old%20insane%20asylum%20and%20win%20a%20million%20dollars.%20It%27s%20been%2026%20hours%2C%20so%20why%20is%20the%20door%20still%20locked%3F

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    #18

    This One With Caro Caro And Tamra

    This One With Caro Caro And Tamra

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    Auntriarch
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Singing Bohemian rhapsody... I'm dying

    Abnus
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And it continues with a few more people too!

    Autumn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I SAW THIS A FEW DAYS AGO. IT WAS SO GREAT

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    #19

    Directions

    Directions

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    RandomHumanBean
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i remember that XD the image was someone asking what a "strange green light" was. it was the turn signal lol

    Pineapple
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    4 of the bp legends a rare sight indeed

    Charlotte Stackhouse
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I commented on that one and it doesnt show

    the shrimp whisperer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    proof that best comments not always most upvoted

    Deutschland Mädchen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the "What's that clicking sound? What's that clicking sound?" did it for me

    ...
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I Remember seeing these comments

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    #20

    I Enjoyed This

    I Enjoyed This

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    #21

    We Needed Some Spice! Pumpkin Spice

    We Needed Some Spice! Pumpkin Spice

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    crowspectre 2.0 (he/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The tone change here is making me cry this is wonderful I love this

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    #23

    Somehow The Party Planning Became A Discussion On Whether Potatoes Can Eat Fries

    Somehow The Party Planning Became A Discussion On Whether Potatoes Can Eat Fries

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    crowspectre 2.0 (he/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So does this mean I'm allowed to excavate graves and fry the remains into burgers or is that still a no

    Mya Lugar
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I eat raw potatoe while making fries!

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    #24

    Damn That Do Be Some Baby

    Damn That Do Be Some Baby

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    #25

    Just Screaming Like Normal People

    Just Screaming Like Normal People

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    #26

    *whisper Whisper*

    *whisper Whisper*

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    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So do you talk about goats?

    #27

    Cats Have 9 Lives; You Are Not A Cat, So Buckle Up

    Cats Have 9 Lives; You Are Not A Cat, So Buckle Up

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    Bored&amp;InSchool
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my first thought: "so thaaat's what DP stands for"

    Catrovert
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    haha you puny little beings; you may be cats, but I am the goddess of cats ☺️ I have 18 lives

    Incompetent Pigeon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a cat too... (shhhh, I'm blending in)

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    #28

    🎷🦙. 🎷🐉. 🎷🦩

    🎷🦙. 🎷🐉. 🎷🦩

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    Shagun Srivastava
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oooh i know i know! there's no rain in the second one! that's the difference!

    ACE PIRATES 4 THE WIN
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I. Must. Find. This. Post. (My quest begins now)

    Catrovert
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OH I READ THIS POST YESTERDAY

    #29

    Roach Tryna Steal My Legs

    Roach Tryna Steal My Legs

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    A random nerd <3
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have 10 :) 6 are mechanical though -_____________-

    crowspectre 2.0 (he/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have two but wings are like... better feet. Feet of the air

    BittyBerry
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must be nice to have feet. I’ve got leaves!

    moonlight
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i have 2, but i mainly float, so i dont use them that much

    Charlotte Stackhouse
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m just the sun and the blood moon I don’t have legs 😞

    crowspectre 2.0 (he/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a harmful mindset. Believe that you have legs. Manifest

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    #30

    Context: Duolingo Asked If We Wanted To Die

    Context: Duolingo Asked If We Wanted To Die

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    #31

    Not Related But, Throughout My Posts You Watch My Battery Drop

    Not Related But, Throughout My Posts You Watch My Battery Drop

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    crowspectre 2.0 (he/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First of all, thank you for posting me twice! I'm very funny. Second of all why are both of the posts I'm in related to cannibalism please don't send the cops after me

    o_o
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i thought the easiest way was a sharp 3 inch dagger with a silicon handle with grip. I should try it this way next time

    #32

    So Eccentric!

    So Eccentric!

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    #33

    Uhhhhhhhhh...cool I Guess

    Uhhhhhhhhh...cool I Guess

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    crowspectre 2.0 (he/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like everyone on this site has seen this. It's pretty much immortal

    Rylee Evergreen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have not, this is my first time and now I am extremely concerned and in need of some context juice

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    #35

    Rip Them Out With My Teeth Got Me Honestly

    Rip Them Out With My Teeth Got Me Honestly

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    crowspectre 2.0 (he/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Real men don't carry things. We use our powerful masculinity to hover them above our heads and smack them into all of the snowflakes and watch them start crying about not having an arm. So sensitive

    Hannah
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm so dumb I read snowflakes and I pictured REAL snowflakes and I'm just sitting here thinking "snowflakes don't have arms anyhow..." Lol

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    Autumn
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn’t get an alert that someone replied!!!! And yes RagDollLali, I am undoubtedly the manliest man around 💪

    #36

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    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do I want to know where this is heading? *Opens door* Yeah, I know. Get out! XP

    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you've got a good head on your shoulders, m8. I'll go out the window for no particular reason.

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    #37

    All Star

    All Star

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    Puppy prints ️
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just said on the one earlier that I thought I commented next, guess I did!

    #38

    This One Doesn’t Even Need A Title

    This One Doesn’t Even Need A Title

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    crowspectre 2.0 (he/they)
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    2 years ago

    Y'all should check out the replies to this it gets better

    Rylee Evergreen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    crowspectre! you're famous!!!!! for talking about something famous! my word, this is more legendary then the time I roasted anthony in seventh grade. shout out to ma boi anthony for accepting my solid burn

    Henry Russell
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    fun fact according to most cannibals the most tasteful part of the body was either the leg or the butt well according to me and my colleagues anyway

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    #39

    Creation

    Creation

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    crowspectre 2.0 (he/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's like another page of this it's insane. I came in and thought that mine didn't work but here we are mostly cause I'm bp's favourite

    Deutschland Mädchen
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think BP reviews them before making them public. The creator of the post can see them but no one else. Usually takes abt 24 hours not including the weekends

    #40

    It's Weirdly Wide Like That So That It Can Be "700 Px Wide". Anyways, Notifications LED Me Here

    It's Weirdly Wide Like That So That It Can Be "700 Px Wide". Anyways, Notifications LED Me Here

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    #41

    Poor Headless Roach

    Poor Headless Roach

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    smolspeedycats
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what about when somebody commented "and if they follow you into the bathroom stall, that's a problem for HR" and Headless Roach just popped up