Babies are cute, and babies are adorable. But they're also full of pee and poo, and even the cutest babies aren't afraid to make you aware of this fact at the most inopportune times. Getting ready to go out, just put on a new diaper, and got your kid's snowsuit on? Sounds like the perfect time to fill that Pampers! Just got to the studio, with no change of clothes, to take some cute baby pictures? Sounds like the perfect time for some explosive diarrhea to ruin all of your expectations for Pinterest-worthy newborn photos. Just like cats, the little humans know exactly when to ruin that perfect opportunity of taking a picture of a baby.

Bored Panda put together this list of spoiled (or soiled?) newborn photoshoots that reveal the dirty side of parenting. Parents out there, look familiar? Vote on your favorite baby pictures, or if you have any funny baby-shoot fails, post your own pictures below!

#1

Happy Father

Happy Father

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RashaelNunley
Community Member
9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Did he cringe or smile? It's looks like a cringe worthy moment. Lol

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    #2

    Dad's Laughing, Mom's Catching The Poop And Dog's Face Explains It All

    Dad's Laughing, Mom's Catching The Poop And Dog's Face Explains It All

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    #3

    Happy Father

    Happy Father

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    JeanSchweibish
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More natural shot when Mother Nature intervenes!

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    #4

    Cute Family Photo

    Cute Family Photo

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    ColourMaster
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha the kid realized before the dad did...

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    #5

    Little Asher On Dad's Back

    Little Asher On Dad's Back

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    #6

    Unforgettable Moment Baby Interrupts Photoshoot With A Shower

    Unforgettable Moment Baby Interrupts Photoshoot With A Shower

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    #7

    This happened during a shoot this weekend

    This happened during a shoot this weekend

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    #8

    In Your Face

    In Your Face

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    #9

    Straight Shot

    Straight Shot

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    #10

    Baby Photoshoot Gone Wrong

    Baby Photoshoot Gone Wrong

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    #11

    When The Joy You Waited 9 Months To Meet… Throws Up In Your Mouth A Little

    When The Joy You Waited 9 Months To Meet… Throws Up In Your Mouth A Little

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    WendyBradford
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I swear this has happened to every mom on the planet...lol..

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    #12

    My Children's First Christmas Photo

    My Children's First Christmas Photo

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    SassLord
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can you imagine how that little girl screamed and cried after that? "Mommy get it off!!!"

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    #13

    Great Family Funny Baby Boy, Who Won't Stop Pooping, And On The End Of The Session I Was Able To Get This

    Great Family Funny Baby Boy, Who Won't Stop Pooping, And On The End Of The Session I Was Able To Get This

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    KittyBax
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how dad's just like "that's mah boy!" :)

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    #14

    I Love My Son ( In Shorts) But I Think I'm Beginning To Prefer My Grandson ( On Shoulders!!)

    I Love My Son ( In Shorts) But I Think I'm Beginning To Prefer My Grandson ( On Shoulders!!)

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    #15

    Happy Baby Boy

    Happy Baby Boy

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    starla4
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Take him! quick!" "No, you take him!"

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    #16

    Baby Makes A Mess Of Photoshoot With Dad

    Baby Makes A Mess Of Photoshoot With Dad

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    #17

    I Swear, It Really Does Happen Every Time

    I Swear, It Really Does Happen Every Time

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    #18

    What Can Go Wrong During Newborn Photo Session?

    What Can Go Wrong During Newborn Photo Session?

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    #19

    Soooo, This Happened Today

    Soooo, This Happened Today

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    A.GE
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    does the right women think shes holding the baby?

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    #20

    There. I'm Feeling Much Better Now!

    There. I'm Feeling Much Better Now!

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    #21

    Golden Outtake From A Family Photo Session

    Golden Outtake From A Family Photo Session

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    TeresaRoste
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    haha dad's all whoo that's ma boy and mom's all ewww get a towel

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    #22

    Little Accident

    Little Accident

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    Sheila Stamey
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the picture you show the prom date !

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    #23

    Can You Guess What Those Faces Are For? Yep, He Peed

    Can You Guess What Those Faces Are For? Yep, He Peed

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    #24

    Little Squirt

    Little Squirt

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    fredericeeckman
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't know Ray Romano and Adele had a baby.

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    #25

    So Basically The Baby Poo’d On The Papa

    So Basically The Baby Poo’d On The Papa

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    #26

    And Here’s A Sample Of What Usually Happens During Newborn Sessions. Let Me Rephrase That... Here’s A Sample Of What Happens At EVERY Newborn Session. It Never Fails!

    And Here’s A Sample Of What Usually Happens During Newborn Sessions. Let Me Rephrase That... Here’s A Sample Of What Happens At EVERY Newborn Session. It Never Fails!

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    Kirsty Roylance
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you sure it wasn't the woman who had a pee pee or did you do a lot of photo shoots that day in the same spot 😜😁😂😂

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    #27

    First Baby's Photoshoot

    First Baby's Photoshoot

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    MaryanaSerpinina
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this baby looks very orange, could it be sigh to go to the doctor or I am overreacting?

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    #28

    "uh Oh"

    "uh Oh"

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    #29

    What To Expect During A Newborn Session!

    What To Expect During A Newborn Session!

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    starla4
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really? With a giant bottle of Crown? That's what you get.

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    #30

    We Can't Take You Anywhere....

    We Can't Take You Anywhere....

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    #31

    The Subtle Wee, Which You Wont Notice Until You Get To Photoshop It, Dad.

    The Subtle Wee, Which You Wont Notice Until You Get To Photoshop It, Dad.

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