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NASA Offers $18,500 To People Willing To Stay In Bed For 60 Days
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NASA Offers $18,500 To People Willing To Stay In Bed For 60 Days

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We all know that space travel is not only expensive, but also dangerous. If humans are to send people to Mars, scientists must know and understand the effects that living in space poses to human body. It is known that the so-called “puffy-head, bird-legs” syndrome exists, which manifests itself when, due to zero gravity conditions, blood flow is no longer pulled to the legs and as a result, the astronaut’s head is filled with fluid. Therefore, NASA and ESA teamed up to conduct a bed rest study to see how the body adapts to weightlessness. The space agencies announced that they are looking for two dozen volunteers to spend 60 days laying down to help scientists understand how space travel will affect astronauts. The participants will be paid 16,500 euros (more than $18,500) and will have to travel to Cologne, Germany.

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24 selected participants will travel to the German Aerospace Centre (DLR) to stay in bed for two months

Image credits: ESA

However there are some requirements for the volunteers, that must be met – they must be between the age of 24 and 55, healthy and speak German. The research will begin in September and will take up a total of 89 days, as before their time in bed, the participants will be given five days of familiarization. Upon completion of the 60 days bed-bound study, they will undergo 14 days of rehabilitation, the same as the real astronauts do.

Out of 89 days of the experiment, 60 of them will have to be spent in bed

Image credits: ESA

During the bed rest period, they will be required to to everything while lying down – from eating to going to the bathroom. Participants will have the ability to watch television, will be provided with reading material and other activities, while the organizers of the study are strongly encouraging people to take up online courses and learn new skills. During their rest, the volunteers will lay down with their legs slightly higher than heads in order to reduce blood flow to the extremities. This will impose muscle deterioration, akin to that experienced by real astronauts in space.

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Volunteers will be split into two groups

Image credits: ESA

One half will visit a centrifuge in a laboratory from time to time. The centrifuge acts as an artificial gravity chamber, as its spinning rig simulates gravity, pushing blood toward the participants’ lower extremities. This will help scientists see whether the simulator was in any way helpful of minimizing the effects of lying down in one position for a prolonged period of time.

During the research, the newly introduced DLR Short-Arm Centrifuge will be used

Image credits: NASA Analog Missions

The new Short-Arm Centrifuge simulate and study the effects of artificial gravity on the human body. However, not only astronauts and space travelers will benefit from the research, but people experiencing terrestrial health issues, as well. By using the human centrifugal tool, the study will bring more insights on osteoporosis, muscular atrophy, and cardiovascular diseases.

Throughout the study, the participants will be under scrutiny of scientists

Image credits: NASA Analog Missions

The bed rest experiment is aimed to stimulate the effects of microgravity on human’s body. When a prolonged period of time is spent in space, the muscles deteriorate, bones become less dense and blood flows differently throughout the body. To combat these side effects, regular exercise is used, but scientists hope that artificial gravity can prove to be even more beneficial.

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A team of medical, psychotherapeutic, scientific professionals and a nutritionist will be on site

Image credits: NASA Analog Missions

The nutritionist will plan the meals of the participants. Food will be prepared with no additives and artificial sweeteners, while at the same time balanced enough to ensure sufficient nutritional value. However, to satisfy the sweet tooth, desserts will also be provided, but only occasionally.

Some people loved the idea, while the others were not as enthusiastic

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Cesi Baca
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

18,500 isn’t enough money to wreck your body like that. They said they would get 14 days of rehibilitaion, but it’s hard to believe that would be enough.

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Adam Hart-Dyke
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5 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I spent a month in bed recovering from a broken leg, occasionally struggling into a wheelchair, but mostly lying in bed. It was awful and I lost a LOT of muscle mass. They'd have to pay extremely well to even consider putting myself through that hell again - I'm talking millions.

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Άρης Παπαδόπουλος
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To those that think that it is easy to stay in bed for that long, let me point out the pain that will come with that, the muscle loss, the headaches from the out of tune blood pressure, the ulcers and necrosis of the skin (bedsores). Just google "bedsores" (warning - disturbing images). Most people who believe it's easy would quit after realising how hard it is to simply urinate while laying in bed. And the money is too little for a 60-day torture.

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DP von Icecream
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My last major hospital visit left met staying in the hospital approx. 5 weeks. Lost 20 kilo´s of muscle mass, took me a couple of years to get back on my target weight. To all you lazy ignoramuses ;-) Just go ahead & sign up, you have no idea the damage this will bring to your already unfit bodies.

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HoffLensMetalHedLovesAnimalsUK
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5 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I did a flu camp in London a few years back, i was in a sealed room for 11 days, i got paid about £3200, you are in there with a dvd player, dvd library, ps4, games, you can take your own stuff of course but no leaving the room and they bring you 4 meals a day and come and stick large implements up your nose to collect snot a few times a day, it was sooooo tedious and dull and i wouldn't recommended it to anyone.

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comboplush
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hmmm..eleven days of working in silence sounds actually awesome right now. Would probably feel a bit lonely after a while - were you allowed to skype or have any other kind of contact with friends and family? But then, no sunlight for 11 days? Wow..

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Lisa
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was unable to leave my bed for months after a spinal cord injury. Trust me: the money they're offering isn't worth it. When you're bedridden everything stops working ... digestion, circulation, filtration and evacuation, even hormones get messed up ... everything. The human body needs to move.

laurencaswell4 avatar
Lauren Caswell
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh gosh yes! Bedsores and blood clots aside, it really does do strange things to you! And as your muscles are wasting away it really hurts......this isn't something to be taken lightly!

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Vonny Browne
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My legs are skinny enough without doing that to myself :/ Besides the health risks involved, 18.500 isn't a lot of money to do what they are asking you to do. Not to mention the 'bored out of your head' factor.

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Ryan Nat
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Research are worth in millions and they pay a measly 18K...

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tuzdayschild
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can't stay in bed 8 hours without getting a headache and feeling horrible.

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RitaGG
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why would someone down vote you? I can't sleep for more than 6.5 hours and my back kills me if I'm in bed for more than 7 hours. (and I have gone through several expensive mattresses). The ones leaving moronic replies are trolling children. Ignore them.

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Lauren Caswell
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I spent 4 weeks comatose and a further two unable to do anything but blink, and yeah 14 days isn't gna build that muscle tone back! I still don't have my strength back, doubting I'll ever be quite the same again!

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Mary McCarthy
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No thanks! I was on bed rest for 5 months while pregnant with my now 26 year old daughter. It was difficult, but I wouldn’t trade her for anything. Bed rest sucks...the life out of you. Your muscles waste. I could barely braid my own hair. Basically, for every day in bed, you need at least a day of recovery. I’m still recovering.

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Wil Vanderheijden
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

$308 per day. That's $12.85 per hour. Not much for risking your health, but a lot for people in a tight spot.

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Beleszove Josivu
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

NASA, but in Germany? and you have to speak German? Hmmmm......sounds suspicious to me. Also, anyone else feel like that's not enough money? That's only $207 a day and they have you *all* day, not just 8 hrs. and you're not in a comfy bed, you're on a padded, inverted table...sometimes being spun in a centrifuge! You can't sit up in bed, and it seems like you can't sleep on your side or stomach....I'm guessing there would be a lot of insomnia from low levels of activity. They also don't say if you could do exercises while laying down, so I'm thinking....no. If you're definitely gonna wreck someone's body like that, on PURPOSE, you need to compensate them appropriately....that's not enough money for that kind of hell.

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Jo Choto
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would be fine with all of it, but I can't sleep on my back. Wie Schade! (What a pity, in German).

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Lisa Langston
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Me Neither.. I Am A Left Side Sleeper Myself. Can't Breathe If Im Flat On My Back

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diane a
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5 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would sign up for this tomorrow - so long as I can at least read - my idea of heaven. Getting paid to stay in bed for a couple of months - what's not to like?

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Kiss Army
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That was my first thought... "Can I read?" I know I have at least two months worth of unread books on my Kindle. I would do almost anything for someone to tell me. "Here is your favorite fluffy pillow and your Kindle, now go to bed for two months."

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Renee Kathleen
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had to stay in bed for 2 months cause of a broken leg. I almost went crazy.

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NeedFood
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This sounds a lot like that one Diary of a Wimpy Kid book where Roderick does that for a science project

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John Napier
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just spent 10 months in bed. And this included 90-120 minutes of PT a day. It's going to take me about 2 YEARS to get back to normal.

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finelaffen
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wonder what they do for the last ten days that are not accounted for in the article.

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Mewton’s Third Paw
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It sounds f*****g amazing until you consider how much weight you’d gain and how little exercise you’d get (zero). It would take months to recover.

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Cae
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Actually im thinking of how much muscles you will lost and that wouldn't be easy

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Eirik Johnsbråten
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My first thought when seeing the title image was "NASA is 3d printing humans"...

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Eric Lecompte
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i owe the gov 17k,, it's gunna take me years to pay that off with the interest rates.18.5k pays my debt in 2 month of doing nothing,Beam me up Scotty.

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ExtraterrestrialBanana
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There is a documentary about the first guy who did this with NASA... and... It's basicaly torture for 60 days.

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Meeow
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nah, don't think so! The money is not worth that much for your own risk.

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Lisa Langston
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hell No!! Back On December The 26th If 2016, I Caught Pneumonia, Which Exasperated My COPD And CHF And Had To Be Intubated And Was On A Ventilator For 2 To Three Weeks And When I Came To And Ventilator Was Removed And Couldn't Use The Bed Pan They Put a Bedside Toilet By My Bed And Every time I Had To Potty, I Had To Call the Nurses To Come In And Literally Pick Me Up, Turn Me Around and Sit Me On The Potty, Then Pick Me Up, Turn Me Back Around and Put Me Back Into Bed Because After Just Those 2 Or 3 Weeks In Bed, My Legs Would No Longer Work Or Hold My Weight.. I Was Just Like An Infant.. I Litterally Had To Learn To Stand And Walk All Over Again.. But By The 26th (My Release Date)Of January 2017 I Was Walking Just Good Enough (But, By No Means 100%) To Go Home.. It Took Another Month Or So To Gain Full Strength Back In My Legs!! I HATED Being Layed Up In Bed For That Length Of Time... Why Would I Willingly Put My Body And Muscles Thru That Again?!!

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Jasmine Walker
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Pssss. I did that on bedrest with twins. It ended up costing ME that much...NEXT!!!

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Smerv
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why they are lying flat if the EaRtH wAs NoT fLaT ??!? Do you're research

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Aria Whitaker
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Probably the same as it is for bedridden patients in the hospital...the good, 'ole bedpan.

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Drophammer77
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

$18,000 received for Full completion of testing. $50,000 cost for Health Insurance Bill being rehabilitated back to how you were before testing began.

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Norman van Druten
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Give me a top of the range gaming PC and a whack load of PC games and they'll have to physically throw me out of there.

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Kusotare Ikeda
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Doesn't anybody read? Mary Roach wrote about these trials in "Packing for Mars".

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Merlyn Emrys
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm bedbound 50% of the time and housebound 80% of the time. Me and others like me could totally do this, if they didn't require you to be in perfect health to start with.

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danielw
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So... before you do this. take out a life insurance policy. I remember reading a WIRED mag article where the author volunteered to be in their centrifuge for seven days under high simulated gravity. (they were testing the effects of long term exposure to heavy grav). It was like 2 grand. The guy 'died' and was resucitated, and the ex-fighter-jock running the show was like 'hey, you know what we call guys like you? Cargo pilots."

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Dean Hannaford
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

100% i will do it i spend most of my time in bed anyway due to anticardiadiolopin syndrom give me a tv im happy

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Panda Baller
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I feel like it sounds easy but after reading the comments... I guess I'll pass.

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Zoey Draeger
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would do, mostly because like a panda, sleep is 80% of my life乁(ᴗ ͜ʖ ᴗ)ㄏ

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StrikeOut Reacts
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Mum, mum where are u, oh right i have been in bed for 60 days at nasa

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Shantelle Morgan
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would do this if I could bring a dog...and maybe my Netflix account.

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W. 5
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Alas, too late! The study began 26 March...I am feeling a bit sad.

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Cesi Baca
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

18,500 isn’t enough money to wreck your body like that. They said they would get 14 days of rehibilitaion, but it’s hard to believe that would be enough.

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Adam Hart-Dyke
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5 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I spent a month in bed recovering from a broken leg, occasionally struggling into a wheelchair, but mostly lying in bed. It was awful and I lost a LOT of muscle mass. They'd have to pay extremely well to even consider putting myself through that hell again - I'm talking millions.

paparia4 avatar
Άρης Παπαδόπουλος
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To those that think that it is easy to stay in bed for that long, let me point out the pain that will come with that, the muscle loss, the headaches from the out of tune blood pressure, the ulcers and necrosis of the skin (bedsores). Just google "bedsores" (warning - disturbing images). Most people who believe it's easy would quit after realising how hard it is to simply urinate while laying in bed. And the money is too little for a 60-day torture.

dongpavdk avatar
DP von Icecream
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My last major hospital visit left met staying in the hospital approx. 5 weeks. Lost 20 kilo´s of muscle mass, took me a couple of years to get back on my target weight. To all you lazy ignoramuses ;-) Just go ahead & sign up, you have no idea the damage this will bring to your already unfit bodies.

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HoffLensMetalHedLovesAnimalsUK
Community Member
5 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I did a flu camp in London a few years back, i was in a sealed room for 11 days, i got paid about £3200, you are in there with a dvd player, dvd library, ps4, games, you can take your own stuff of course but no leaving the room and they bring you 4 meals a day and come and stick large implements up your nose to collect snot a few times a day, it was sooooo tedious and dull and i wouldn't recommended it to anyone.

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comboplush
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hmmm..eleven days of working in silence sounds actually awesome right now. Would probably feel a bit lonely after a while - were you allowed to skype or have any other kind of contact with friends and family? But then, no sunlight for 11 days? Wow..

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Lisa
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was unable to leave my bed for months after a spinal cord injury. Trust me: the money they're offering isn't worth it. When you're bedridden everything stops working ... digestion, circulation, filtration and evacuation, even hormones get messed up ... everything. The human body needs to move.

laurencaswell4 avatar
Lauren Caswell
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh gosh yes! Bedsores and blood clots aside, it really does do strange things to you! And as your muscles are wasting away it really hurts......this isn't something to be taken lightly!

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Vonny Browne
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My legs are skinny enough without doing that to myself :/ Besides the health risks involved, 18.500 isn't a lot of money to do what they are asking you to do. Not to mention the 'bored out of your head' factor.

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Ryan Nat
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Research are worth in millions and they pay a measly 18K...

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tuzdayschild
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can't stay in bed 8 hours without getting a headache and feeling horrible.

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RitaGG
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why would someone down vote you? I can't sleep for more than 6.5 hours and my back kills me if I'm in bed for more than 7 hours. (and I have gone through several expensive mattresses). The ones leaving moronic replies are trolling children. Ignore them.

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Lauren Caswell
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I spent 4 weeks comatose and a further two unable to do anything but blink, and yeah 14 days isn't gna build that muscle tone back! I still don't have my strength back, doubting I'll ever be quite the same again!

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Mary McCarthy
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No thanks! I was on bed rest for 5 months while pregnant with my now 26 year old daughter. It was difficult, but I wouldn’t trade her for anything. Bed rest sucks...the life out of you. Your muscles waste. I could barely braid my own hair. Basically, for every day in bed, you need at least a day of recovery. I’m still recovering.

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Wil Vanderheijden
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

$308 per day. That's $12.85 per hour. Not much for risking your health, but a lot for people in a tight spot.

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Beleszove Josivu
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

NASA, but in Germany? and you have to speak German? Hmmmm......sounds suspicious to me. Also, anyone else feel like that's not enough money? That's only $207 a day and they have you *all* day, not just 8 hrs. and you're not in a comfy bed, you're on a padded, inverted table...sometimes being spun in a centrifuge! You can't sit up in bed, and it seems like you can't sleep on your side or stomach....I'm guessing there would be a lot of insomnia from low levels of activity. They also don't say if you could do exercises while laying down, so I'm thinking....no. If you're definitely gonna wreck someone's body like that, on PURPOSE, you need to compensate them appropriately....that's not enough money for that kind of hell.

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Jo Choto
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would be fine with all of it, but I can't sleep on my back. Wie Schade! (What a pity, in German).

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Lisa Langston
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Me Neither.. I Am A Left Side Sleeper Myself. Can't Breathe If Im Flat On My Back

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diane a
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5 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would sign up for this tomorrow - so long as I can at least read - my idea of heaven. Getting paid to stay in bed for a couple of months - what's not to like?

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Kiss Army
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That was my first thought... "Can I read?" I know I have at least two months worth of unread books on my Kindle. I would do almost anything for someone to tell me. "Here is your favorite fluffy pillow and your Kindle, now go to bed for two months."

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Renee Kathleen
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had to stay in bed for 2 months cause of a broken leg. I almost went crazy.

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NeedFood
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This sounds a lot like that one Diary of a Wimpy Kid book where Roderick does that for a science project

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John Napier
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just spent 10 months in bed. And this included 90-120 minutes of PT a day. It's going to take me about 2 YEARS to get back to normal.

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finelaffen
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wonder what they do for the last ten days that are not accounted for in the article.

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Mewton’s Third Paw
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It sounds f*****g amazing until you consider how much weight you’d gain and how little exercise you’d get (zero). It would take months to recover.

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Cae
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Actually im thinking of how much muscles you will lost and that wouldn't be easy

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Eirik Johnsbråten
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My first thought when seeing the title image was "NASA is 3d printing humans"...

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Eric Lecompte
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i owe the gov 17k,, it's gunna take me years to pay that off with the interest rates.18.5k pays my debt in 2 month of doing nothing,Beam me up Scotty.

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ExtraterrestrialBanana
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There is a documentary about the first guy who did this with NASA... and... It's basicaly torture for 60 days.

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Meeow
Community Member
5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nah, don't think so! The money is not worth that much for your own risk.

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Lisa Langston
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hell No!! Back On December The 26th If 2016, I Caught Pneumonia, Which Exasperated My COPD And CHF And Had To Be Intubated And Was On A Ventilator For 2 To Three Weeks And When I Came To And Ventilator Was Removed And Couldn't Use The Bed Pan They Put a Bedside Toilet By My Bed And Every time I Had To Potty, I Had To Call the Nurses To Come In And Literally Pick Me Up, Turn Me Around and Sit Me On The Potty, Then Pick Me Up, Turn Me Back Around and Put Me Back Into Bed Because After Just Those 2 Or 3 Weeks In Bed, My Legs Would No Longer Work Or Hold My Weight.. I Was Just Like An Infant.. I Litterally Had To Learn To Stand And Walk All Over Again.. But By The 26th (My Release Date)Of January 2017 I Was Walking Just Good Enough (But, By No Means 100%) To Go Home.. It Took Another Month Or So To Gain Full Strength Back In My Legs!! I HATED Being Layed Up In Bed For That Length Of Time... Why Would I Willingly Put My Body And Muscles Thru That Again?!!

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Jasmine Walker
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Pssss. I did that on bedrest with twins. It ended up costing ME that much...NEXT!!!

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Smerv
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why they are lying flat if the EaRtH wAs NoT fLaT ??!? Do you're research

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Aria Whitaker
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Probably the same as it is for bedridden patients in the hospital...the good, 'ole bedpan.

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Drophammer77
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

$18,000 received for Full completion of testing. $50,000 cost for Health Insurance Bill being rehabilitated back to how you were before testing began.

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Norman van Druten
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Give me a top of the range gaming PC and a whack load of PC games and they'll have to physically throw me out of there.

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Kusotare Ikeda
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Doesn't anybody read? Mary Roach wrote about these trials in "Packing for Mars".

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Merlyn Emrys
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm bedbound 50% of the time and housebound 80% of the time. Me and others like me could totally do this, if they didn't require you to be in perfect health to start with.

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danielw
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So... before you do this. take out a life insurance policy. I remember reading a WIRED mag article where the author volunteered to be in their centrifuge for seven days under high simulated gravity. (they were testing the effects of long term exposure to heavy grav). It was like 2 grand. The guy 'died' and was resucitated, and the ex-fighter-jock running the show was like 'hey, you know what we call guys like you? Cargo pilots."

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Dean Hannaford
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

100% i will do it i spend most of my time in bed anyway due to anticardiadiolopin syndrom give me a tv im happy

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Panda Baller
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I feel like it sounds easy but after reading the comments... I guess I'll pass.

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Zoey Draeger
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would do, mostly because like a panda, sleep is 80% of my life乁(ᴗ ͜ʖ ᴗ)ㄏ

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StrikeOut Reacts
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Mum, mum where are u, oh right i have been in bed for 60 days at nasa

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Shantelle Morgan
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would do this if I could bring a dog...and maybe my Netflix account.

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W. 5
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Alas, too late! The study began 26 March...I am feeling a bit sad.

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