30 Times People Posted Comedy Gold On FB Marketplace, Thanks To Similar-Sounding Words

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It has social issues.

Grandma, no nudes allowed on BP. Please get dressed.

When you deserve to sit on the best of the best.

*waves back at Michael*

Where that portal would take me, I do not want to go.

I suppose the person died of the morbid sore throat.

Seems like too much bike for me.

Oh shoot. I can't comment now. My Washington machine just stopped.

Seems quite adequate to me...

Gee. Draffs. Imagine that. Three of them, even.

*shovels off to Buffalo*

My cats would let all the bings out of the bag, and they'd be all over the house!

Hi, Bob. You look rather wired today. You ok?

They do allow access into anywhere, yet you have to have a really strong arm

I find this distinguisher to be very extinguished.

Corn!

Perfect for your favorite overweight koala.

Well, technically, those are wings, but who am I to argue with dinosaurs?

impressive that they managed to misspell it two (edit THREE) different ways - both horrible.

All meals served here are microwaved. No exceptions!

It’s only partially evil

Guaranteed to increase any fire it's added to, but not for long.

It goes from 0 to 0 in under 6 seconds.

Don't put it next to your Oregon, though.

Well, they didn't save Luke's hand. Suppose they savored it?

Ring for ears

No bulls were harmed in the making of these chairs.

Do not remove the mote in your brother's TV when there is a beam in yours.

In fact, it's made of several branches.

That's a metal way to refer to black, now that you say that.

May I borrow Will Barrow, please?

I am less concerned about the spelling than what it looks like he did to her hair.

From the front - fully clothed, from the back - see your underwear.

The landfill doesn’t even want this bitter

Candles are known for their voices. Beautiful, like a light in the darkness.

Please take your shoes off first.

Go, team! Sit on that chair! Our school has the best sitters in the league!

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If you're neck-less I can see why you're selling this.

Raiders of the lost fridge.

If I fits, I sits.

That's just awful.

Don't grind your ankles unless you're trying to feed the beanstalk giant. Fee fi fo fum!

If you want a trampling for free just run into a field of bulls while wearing red

If you lie on it, you will experience mind over matter.

So, fat people sat in it?

If you take the tacks out, it might fall apart.

False advertising. I see no otter. I don't even see a man.

Joe was the heart of the band.

Bullets generally come in boxes of 20 or 40. Best stock up on the boards.

Wasn't he one of the superheroes on Whose Line Is It, Anyway?

It doesn't look very antic. Doesn't look like it's even trying to move.

How much bran do they need in a day? Is bran cereal okay, or do I have to cook something?

Will the bowl do anything interesting while I'm watching it?

What sort of bread?