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Life on Planet Earth usually isn’t like it is in fictional stories: it’s often messy, chaotic, and full of friction and frustration. It’s only natural then, that People Don’t Get Along Very Well. Egos get bruised, ambitions clash, and people argue for hours on social media. As a result, some folks can no longer contain their anger and resort to name-calling or worse—threats. Oh, but we’re not talking about your regular internet insults and digital threats here. No, Pandas, what we have in store for you today is far more shocking and creative.

Welcome to r/Rarethreats. The online community shares the rarest threats, warnings, and insults to ever grace the net. The posts are ominous and practically ooze danger (sometimes with a small side-order of humor). It’s a real treat for anyone who’s a fan of wordplay or simply wants to stock their arsenal with some great ideas to confuse and amuse their opponents. Scroll down for the best posts from r/Rarethreats, and tell us which of these intimidated you the most in the comments. Seriously, the creativity here is astounding—we’ve never enjoyed being threatened so much.

Bored Panda got in touch with the moderator team at r/Rarethreats, and redditor u/Left4pillz was kind enough to answer our questions about the history of the community, the life of a mod, and what the secret behind a great threat is. Check out what they told us below, Pandas.

#1

Don't Cross Him

Tweet showing a funny, chaotic threat about starting a band named after someone's license plate to annoy them.

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    #2

    Not The Fridge

    A humorous tweet about short girls involving keys and a refrigerator, showcasing a rare threat in a playful manner.

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    #3

    Sent This To A Friend Of Mine On Snapchat

    Text exchange showing a funny and chaotic threat about removing a zipper from a winter jacket.

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    #4

    Good Luck Cleaning

    Text of a funny threat post about replacing kitchen tiles with white carpet, featured in a rare threats group.

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    #5

    No One Out Pizzas The Hut

    Person holding three pizza slices labeled as Domino's, Mine, and Pizza Hut; humorous comment from Pizza Hut below.

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    #6

    Really Proud Of This One

    Text message threat humorously inducing fear of eggs.

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    #7

    Sunnyd Is Getting Serious

    Humorous Twitter exchange about trading drinks, featuring a rare threat involving a straw and pouch.

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    #8

    Pukicho Back At It Again

    Funny and chaotic exchanges with rare threats involving grains of sand and friendship declarations.

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    #9

    An Email You Don’t Want To Be Getting

    Tweet with a funny and chaotic threat saying, "I hope this email finds you before I do," with high likes and retweets.

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    #10

    For The Sake Of Your Health, Please Do Not Insult Axolotls

    Axolotl with playful threat about shoe fury, part of the 'Rare Threats' online group.

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    #11

    He Knows Not To Text Me That

    Funny and chaotic text exchange, featuring a humorous threat about filling eyes with glass shards.

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    #12

    A Pretty Light Threat

    Text screenshot of a humorous chaotic threat about Skechers shoes losing their light-up feature.

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    #13

    Never Zero, Brother. Never Zero

    A funny and chaotic threat meme featuring a humorous caption and an edited image in the 'Rare Threats' style on Discord.

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    #14

    We All Got Rickrolled. Strong Opinions Were Had

    Funny and chaotic threat text exchange with a humorous warning about kneecaps.

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    #15

    I’m Concerned And Confused On How This Is Possible

    Funny chaotic threat with a Sweden-themed emoji wearing a tricorn hat and wielding a sword.

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    #16

    This Was Supposed To Be Funny. It’s Horrifying

    A poster of a judgmental squirrel humorously urging people to create art, embodying a chaotic and funny threat.

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