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If you’ve thought of having kids or already have them, you probably have things you would never give your children or let them do. Sometimes these may stem from personal phobias or your own past experiences, but they may be difficult to explain.

TikTok mortician Lauren is here to validate all of your anxieties about activities, food, and toys that are potentially deadly for kids in her series of viral TikToks.

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#1

Water Beads

Water Beads

Water beads are not allowed in my house, and I will be more than happy to tell you why. The risk is not worth the reward for me when it comes to water beads, and in fact, they were not originally manufactured to be marketed to children. They were actually made for plants, like to help water your plants in the soil. And then some dingdong decided, let's make more money and market these to moms. So they have since become a popular sensory toy object. And there is a mom on this app right now with her daughter in the emergency room because her daughter swallowed one bead.

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fair_weather_rose
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Are these orbeez? I've never heard them called water beads

cadena kuhn
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Orbeez is the brand name they were marketed under for kids. Water beads is what they were named when they came out. As she said for plants

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真壁まつり
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My puppy swallowed all my 20 water bread by mistake and died in a few hours

Zophra
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Here is an article that explains the digestive danger. https://health.ucdavis.edu/news/headlines/a-warning-this-sensory-toy-is-life-threatening-if-swallowed/2022/12#:~:text=The%20sensory%20toy%20poses%20a,resemble%20candy%20to%20some%20kids.

Sonja
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I already knew to not let them into my house from the warnings for pet owners

Kim
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Man I first read this as water BEDS and got confused when it said originally made for plants 😆 wait a minute...

Andrewsarchus42
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ok, this is one of the only things on this list that actually makes sense.

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For this article, Bored Panda reached out to the author of the TikToks, Lauren, to learn more about the dangers she discussed in her videos. Lauren said that it’s important to pay attention to the toys your children play with. As she has become hypersensitive to it, she needs to be sure that there are no choking hazards in her home. She mentions that she ensures this for her own sanity and her children’s safety, as her eldest has autism and her youngest is only two.

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    #2

    Button Batteries

    Button Batteries

    We do not keep or use any toys that contain button batteries. And I will be happy to tell you why. Did you know 3500 Americans swallow button batteries every year? And if your child swallows one, you really only have a couple of hours to get them to an emergency room for medical attention before permanent damage or death can happen? Because these batteries can and will get stuck in your esophagus or your stomach lining. But your esophagus is where the most damage can occur. And a lot of this damage can start within 15 minutes of ingestion. If you cannot completely rid your home of button batteries, I completely understand, but please, please, please, keep them somewhere safe that children cannot get into them and dispose of these batteries properly once they die. If you suspect your child has eaten a button battery, you can give them honey, and I would highly suggest it before you bring them to the ER. This will help give you some time to get there and prevent damage. I know that they are coating these batteries in some sort of substance now to make them taste bad. It doesn't matter, your children will still try to eat them and swallow them.

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    KLackajis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I swallowed 3 of these as a toddler.

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Were you hospitalized? Had surgery? What kind of lasting injury did you sustain? 3 is an extreme amount for a child to ingest. I'm surprised you're still alive.

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    that weird wallflower
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    2 years ago (edited)

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    CHILDREN. DONT. HAVE. SCREWDRIVERS! CHILDREN. DONT. EAT. BATTERIES! (Edit: I did not think that this would get so many downvotes, sorry about that. I honestly might edit the comment later as to not upset ppl further, or I might just delete it. I am a child, I honestly didn't know what i said was wrong) (edit 2: I can't comment anymore because of this. Please help me. I honestly didn't know that what I said was wrong, and now I can't comment anymore :[ I only have two device email accounts and I already used both on bp accounts. One on my original, and one on this new one. I'm desperate, you pandas are nicer to me than my SISTER! I can't lose all of you! Please, I need to know what to do!)

    cadena kuhn
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah dude they are totally putting bitter coating on batteries now because kids AREN'T putting them in their mouth

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    #3

    Amber Necklace

    Amber Necklace

    They are made of Baltic amber. And in theory, if a baby wears one, it's supposed to heat up the necklace. And then it releases a little bit of oil that is supposed to get absorbed into the bloodstream, that then helps the baby with teething. And in 2018, a mom did lose her baby to one of these - because of that. This can also happen. The little pieces will fall off or, like kids do, they chew on stuff. I mean, right here, case in point. There is no medical evidence to support that these actually work.

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    Alias-the-shade
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whut?! WHAT Type of pseudoscience is this s**t?

    Lakota Wolf
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's about as "real" as homeopathy (meaning it's all bullshít and not real at all). Allegedly, when amber necklaces warm up on a baby's skin, they release succinic acid. The problems are: amber doesn't release succinic acid until it is heated VERY high, 200F or higher. A baby's skin is never going to get that hot. Secondly, there is actually ZERO proof that succinic acid even relieves pain. So, it's 100% bullshít. My sister's friend used them with her kids and now she's basically forcing her children to use them on their OWN children. I'm surprised that nothing has gone wrong yet.

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    Stephanie Did It
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sounds more like a cultural superstition than a trend.

    Andrewsarchus42
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does oil on a baby’s skin magically end up inside their arteries and veins??? Also that is literally not how amber works. Also who the heck gives a literal baby an expensive amber necklace.

    PeepPeep the duck
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t think alot of them are the real deal, it’s easy to fake with resin nowadays.

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    Andrewsarchus42
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So… has this actually happened more than once?

    Kaittron
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does it need to? Don't put a necklace on your baby

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    What??
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister had an anklet made of amber, and it was more of a sweet memento than a superstitious thing. I'm glad she didn't di3 from it (I think)

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    When asked which items are the most dangerous, she emphasized water beads and jump ropes. She says that the beads are particularly bad, as it only takes one to block intestines, and they're difficult to find for doctors, as they don’t show up on scans. They’re just not worth the risk of having in your home. Kids are sneaky, the beads are hard to see on a carpeted floor, and when one can expand to 100X their size, it only takes one fast movement to cause a lot of pain.

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    #4

    Balloons

    Balloons

    My dad was actually a paramedic for like 15 or 20 years. So my fear of balloons was actually sparked by my dad. And the stories he would come home with were horrendous. Did you know that balloons are one of the leading causes of choking deaths in children? And most of them involve children under the age of six years old. Your trachea is usually only the size of your pinkie. And if you imagine a child that's quite small, children don't have as much experience blowing up balloons. They suck them right back into their throats. And when that happens, they get stuck in there, and CPR might not help because the balloon might just be inflating and deflating while you're trying to do the CPR. Or if one of these pop, you know how they break into tiny little pieces? Kids put things in their mouth - it's inevitable. If that happens, those little pieces can easily get sucked up right into your trachea and cause choking, and it's almost impossible to get them out. The scariest part for me is the usual process of CPR with the Heimlich maneuver, backpacks, during the sweeping of the mouth. Those don't work when somebody is choking on a balloon piece.

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    User# 6
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's another hidden danger with balloons: nitrosamines can form in the latex. Over here, balloons must carry a warning that they should only be inflated by pump, never by mouth.

    that weird wallflower
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Balloons?! You don't let your children use BALLOONS?!???

    PeepPeep the duck
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah I feel like it’s just general parental worries, just about everything could kill a child if you think of it. And personal experience makes these cases worse. If it happens your scarred for life and try to warm others of the danger

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    Mary Beheler
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did not know the cause of my toddler's diarrhea until he passed a chunk of balloon. I'm guessing that if it had stayed stuck inside him it could have been a life-threatening intestinal obstruction. It has been 50 years since it happened, and I have never viewed balloons with the same delight since.

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    #5

    Hammocks

    Hammocks

    We're talking about the death traps known as hammocks. They've actually recalled so many of these over the years I've lost count. One of the number one calls I would get called on was SIDS deaths in infants. So just trust me when I say I know a thing or two, because I've seen a thing or two. The side-to-side rocking motion in a hammock can cause the infant to roll side to side, and it's very easy for them to become wedged up against the side of the fabric. I know they try to make these trendy and cute for the times. Don't buy one. Don't put your baby in there, please - safe sleep.

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    Sonja
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never put your infant anywhere besides a safe baby bed or a babc car seat and let it out of your sight. Not a hammock, not a chair, not a swing, not on a bed surrounded by pillows, nothing.

    that weird wallflower
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah. Also, as long as a hammock is used properly, it's fine

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    Zophra
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really? I didn't know that putting babies into hammocks alone was a thing; it would look immediately dangerous as the sides collapsed in.

    JuJu
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Half of one's belongings can kill an infant. That's where parents and common sense usually step in...

    JuniorCJ82
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is SIDS related to using a hammock?

    Same with jump ropes, Lauren says. She doesn’t want them anywhere near her home. Kids can become entangled in them and suffocate in any number of ways. “I know they seem like such an innocent toy to keep around,” Lauren adds but says that children using them should be closely supervised. Besides that, they should be stored away safely after use, as accidents can happen in the blink of an eye.

    #6

    Popcorn

    Popcorn

    Popcorn is not allowed in my house. In fact, giving your children popcorn is one of the quickest ways you can get a ride in an ambulance. My dad was a paramedic for over a decade, and popcorn was on the list of things that I also was not allowed to have as a child. Have you ever eaten popcorn? You know those little kernels that get stuck in your teeth? That can also happen to your children. And those little pieces are so lightweight that they are so easily sucked up back into your esophagus that you can aspirate on them or choke. And the super scary thing about it is you can't get it out even if you remove all the kernels. The irregular shapes and dry texture of popcorn makes it super easy to get stuck. This is probably no surprise to most, but my children are also not allowed to eat nuts for literally the exact same reason.

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    Sonja
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you're feeding your children solely with purred meals up to which age? 9? 10? 14?

    Bradford B
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think you mean "puréed", not something a cat has "purred" over.

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    Zophra
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But what is the number of children who eat popcorn ( big number I would think) compared to the cases of choking and then further compared to choking on other foods? I found this. https://community-links.net/child-choking-guidelines/

    Esme Weatherwax
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I understand the caution if kids are given popcorn and then left alone.

    Isabella Ramos
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know, we should and can include nuts in children diet, we can use nut flour, nut butter, milk, like dried/baked tiny pieces that are crunchy but not a choke hazard..

    Peper Steave
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She’s going to end up causing allergies in her children with the nuts. Early introduction is best keep a epi pen or go to the emergency room parking lot just in case

    Scrolling Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imma throw this out there. Hotdogs have the same level of risk, but you can easily mitigate this risk by slicing them up length ways before you stick them in their bun so that when the kid takes a bite they get lots of little pieces instead of a big chunk of meat, because dislodging a piece of meat from your esophagus/trachea (a meat canal) is EXTREMELY difficult. Kids die from this every year (as do adults.)

    Francesca Annoni
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    2 years ago

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    In the last years the main cause of death for kids 0/6 that I've seen in the news is caused by suffocation with a piece of wustel..here in Italy wurstel aren't in everyday menu and pediatricias advise against feeding wustel to children, but you can imagine in the USA, no hot dogs for children? It's half of the weekly meals of an average American kid!

    Andrewsarchus42
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How would you feel if I said that “bratwurst is half of the weekly meals of an average German kid”. Not only would that be untrue, it would also be the result of assuming that the stereotypes of Germans are all true. How many stereotypes about Americans do you believe in?

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    #7

    Play Couch

    Play Couch

    I'm sure you've heard of these little play couches. I actually own one. Just so you know, I don't mind the play couches, but it's the choices that Pinterest moms are making to celebrate the holidays that are really driving me crazy. I keep seeing themes like this pop up on my feed. And if you follow me, you might already know where I'm going with this. Here's another one. So cute, I know. Okay, I'll tell you, it's the garland. Don't know why it became a new trend, but those are a choking hazard. And not the put it in your mouth kind, I'm talking about the wrap around your body kind. These are meant for household decor, not your nugget's couch shenanigans, Shannon. And the same goes if you put this on your Christmas tree and it's a little too low to the ground. I also hate the light string trend. If you are there watching them - great. But if you're going to set it up as a sleep space, and then go to bed yourself and leave them alone and unattended with the string lights? Ugh, please don't do this. Is that a jump rope? You all know how I feel about jump ropes. This also triggers a lot of things for me, and I do not think it's cute.

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    that weird wallflower
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ikr? This mom is WAAAAAAAAAY overprotective. she's gonna end up on one of those crazy-overprotective-parent threads if she keeps this up

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    Toys aren't the only safety hazards out there, as adults tend to make mistakes that aren't plain to see sometimes. Lauren believes the biggest subtle danger is texting and driving. She mentions that she’s been to death calls where a person was just changing a song as they were driving, and suddenly they were gone. She hides her phone when driving so that there is no way to distract her when driving, as most other drivers are sorely distracted nowadays. 

    #8

    Fidget Spinners

    Fidget Spinners

    Fidget spinners. I have toddlers, and the biggest issue for me is that these pieces can fall off and become choking hazards. And if your toddlers are anything like mine, it's not "if it's gonna break," it's "when is it gonna break and fall apart." But don't just think that only toddlers can choke on these small pieces. The ones that light up actually have button batteries inside of them. So not only do we have a choking hazard on the little fidget pieces, but now there's the possibility of your child swallowing a button battery and having life-threatening surgery to remove both pieces, the battery and the fidget.

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    Sonja
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are not meant for infants though. So just don't give your infant things that are not meant for infants. An infant could as well swallow a pebble and the result would be just the same

    Con O Cuinn
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lot of these seem to be from the perspective that you shouldn't need to supervise your kids

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    #9

    Jump Ropes

    Jump Ropes

    Today we are talking about the monstrosity which is known as jump ropes. In fact, if you Google jump rope deaths, you will immediately see why I do not like them. If they are used properly, and supervised by an adult, then sure, they are just fine to have around in your home. For the most part, when children are left unsupervised by an adult, that is when these accidental deaths are happening. Especially on playgrounds with slides and swings. Where kids are getting in trouble with jump ropes is they are not using them how they're supposed to be using them. And instead they're getting creative and hanging them around the playset. They get tangled up in them. And I think you can see where this is going. I also hate toys with strings for the very same reason.

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    that weird wallflower
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "And I also hate toys with strings for the very same reason." WTH?! Toys with strings, and jumpropes are fine... these kids are gonna be miserable! This mom is probably also the "Videogames make you violent, and TV rots your brain! You can't play MINECRAFT!" type of person. (edit for typo)

    JuJu
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    According to her, me, my friends and my kid have already died 27 times

    Stardust she/her
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom would probably disagree with OP. She insists I jumprope to get taller as she used to play with one growing up and she thinks it made her tall

    My O My
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please update us on how many jumps are required per cm growth

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    That emo Girl
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So NOW you're saying that, idk, a responsible 14y.o. can't be trusted with a skipping rope!!????

    Ashbug
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    FFS are kids just supposed to sit around and twiddle their thumbs? Thank god I grew up in the country surrounded by fields that I could run around in

    Scrolling Panda
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    2 years ago

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    I didn't hear you mention that jump rope you so desperately needed for attention, or did you manage to entertain yourself without it and are just trying to s**t on this woman because you think being careful with known dangers and children is a stupid concept....yeah, I thought so.

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    Brooke Clifford
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never let my kids have string toys when they were little, like until 7 . I watched a Lifetime movie one time where a child died from a toy with a string.. never again

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    To finish the interview, Lauren shares a sensitive thought about her life: “I’ve been around death my whole life. I grew up in a funeral home. The dead don’t scare me. But I’d be lying if I didn’t admit that this job has changed me. In more ways than one. This is just the way I am now, and I’m embracing it. Seeing and caring for the bodies of children over the years has had a lasting effect on me. I’ll do whatever it takes to keep my kids safe.”