50 Memes That Might Be Very Relatable If You’re A Millennial Over 30, As Shared By This Instagram Account

Do you remember when you were a kid and had about 20-40 phone numbers MEMORIZED?? I have 2 now. Two phone numbers in my brain, and neither of them is mine.

As bad as it can be, I can now buy anything I wanted to buy before without my mom telling me no. I can go out and be out as late as I want. Watch TV as long as I want. Be on the computer as long as I want. Eat what I want and not have to ask permission to bring guests over. Work can suck. So can school. At least I have no homework and if I'm getting mistreated I can quit. Can't do that when you're enrolled in school. I just don't find it that bad, imho.

I come back from vacation and go back to being retired.

i love how this has 11 upvotes right now

pfft they're not even the same week

That's some Russian Roulette s**t right there.

That's probably the best way to really see how someone lives and takes care of things.

This is too real for me

wait i need someone to confirm is this actually true?

Last week I paused while working and asked myself "What am I doing this for?" after realizing everyone is scoping me out and monitoring me, co-workers included. No longer enjoy nor feel welcome there.

Except these cats are much cuter

Exactly what I'm doing now. 😁

Yup! I am still baffled every day how at my age my parents had three children, owned a home, and a SHM who could afford to smoke like she was on fire, all with zero debt. I'm almost 40, no kids, no house, and suddenly in a fúck ton of debt simply to afford two vet appointments.

Forever 41 sounds good now too.

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it just feels so much less wasteful this way since the food is bad already right??

This. 100% this.

I wonder if Gen Z will start putting carpet over all of our hard won wooden floors again in the future

Valid point!

Take the phone and watch the thing while working out, kills 2 birds with one phone lol 😆

especially on weekdays

My parrot was alway confused that I would go away for 9 hours 5 days a week and not return with any food. Then on a weekend I would go away for 1-2 hours and return with BAGS of food.

I do this more and more often. I'll put something away, then spend so long looking for it I become convinced I must have thrown it away. It's always a nice little surprise when I find it six months later - like a little gift "past me" gives to "future me". *opens drawer* "Sweet! I could use a set of pliers like these!"

i mean it counts i think

now i must know if penguins have legs or just feet??

I'm down for this.

i'm 14 and i do this-

but if it’s 80s they’ll be up until dawn.

As an autistic introvert, I relate deeply to this!

funny thing is i never had a bedtime but i still go to bed earlier than the rest of my family (who did have bedtimes)

I hate meal planning and not too eager to cook. I'm hungry when I get home. I just want to eat. That's what's keeping me broke, too. Spending any extra money I have on takeaway and restaurants because I can't be arsed to cook. And I regret nothing.

I was taking melatonin for a few nights. The first night slept like a dream. The second night started getting some f****d up nightmares. The third night I was having a hard time staying asleep and getting up. During the day I was getting tense and snappy. By the end of the week I was shouting on the phone at people and inconsolably upset for no real reason. Did some research and you're not supposed to take melatonin every night because it does all that to you.

i can't remember the last time my phone WASN'T on silent

you mean it's not?

That's me, only I'm always too hungry to think straight, except when eating. No, I don't eat too little, I'm just breastfeeding a greedy dino chick and all the calories just go straight into it's hungry beak.

if it’s not see-through it better glow in the damn dark

Do you ever wave when your camera is off? Because I do that regularly.

Or look at the clock assuming lunch is soon...it's currently 10o'clock

Life goals. Dating me is more like biting into a chocolate chip cookie and then realizing it is oatmeal raisin.

Me literally right now in bed, with dog laying next my left hip and kitty in between my knees….help me

My favorite childhood memory is happiness. Oh, how I miss serotonin and dopamine.

text messages all the way, phone calls are scary :(

*sobs* I’M NOT SUPPOSED TO RELATE TO THIS YET I’M NOT EVEN 18 YET

I set 4 alarms, the first three are to assure myself I can go back to sleep and the fourth is…well, torture (I’m not kidding I actually do this)

Hey, you've got the sad beige aesthetic just right!

why does this describe me though

I see people starting businesses and buying houses, I feel good cleaning my room finally.

Had several heavy arguments with wife about 'walking' holidays back in the day. I worked in a factory where I walked maybe twenty miles a day! My holiday will involve much and only sitting down, thank you very much.

aha yes, work documents :)

Photo proof of the rarely seen Homo homecaveus

I've always been jealous of the Golden Girls. Knowing I could get up at seemingly any time of night to find two or three of my best friends eating cheesecake and ready to discuss whatever is keeping me awake...that's good living!

i don’t care if gary in accounting has never read a word in his life, if he brings in donuts he is an automatic five stars

Pro tip: Someone is always giving away a sink on FB Marketplace. Get it, and take it to bed with you. None of us are in a position to judge you!

The young people at my work speak a totally different language and I never know who these celebrities are they are discussing. They also tend to overuse words like "incredible" "amazing" and "goddess" to the point of absurdity. I have decided I only appreciate negative hyperbole and especially in the form of complaints.

Wow! I was only a peasant and hunter gatherer before that, no fancy aristocrat

I'm laughing at this and my shoulders are achy from sleeping wrong.

So true though, just don't have the emotionally capacity to do anything else.

A couple of weeks ago I pulled into my driveway around 9:30 at night and decided to finish the last four minutes of a podcast I was listening to. I woke up just after five in the morning, still buckled in. The saddest part is it was the best night of sleep I've had in months.

"Yeah, let's not and say we did."

Oh lord - I still call it that at my parents' house! In my defense it DOES have a computer in it. :)

No, my average German high school didn't have any sports teams. It's probably because they don't need to make their own money to fund themselves or something

Did you go?

I felt this hard

I'm so Gen-X that I think, "This idiot's parents got so drunk they named her 'Kimberliegh.'"

Age 40: just give me a bed and don’t talk to me

You need to tell them BYE, BYE, BYE lol