Woman Sick Of MIL Always Opening Her Packages, Orders Giant Adult Toy, Leading To Priceless Reaction
Interview With AuthorYou know what they say: curiosity unalived the cat and traumatized the nosy mother-in-law. Well, maybe that’s not exactly how the saying goes, but hey, if the shoe fits…
Some people just can’t help themselves. They hear the thump of packages on the porch and suddenly think they’re the star of an unboxing channel. Doesn’t matter if their name isn’t on the box; they just have to know what’s inside.
That’s what one Redditor when through with her nosy mother-in-law. She had had enough of having her clearly labeled packages opened by her, so she ordered a giant adult toy for her to unbox.
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Some mothers-in-law take up yoga; others stretch their patience and the limits of federal law, all before their morning coffee
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One woman is sick of her mother-in-law opening her every package, so she orders a vibrator for her to find
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The woman often orders supplies for her work, but her mother-in-law opens every package, despite having her name on them
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The woman is sick of having her packages opened, so she orders a vibrating adult toy, which her mother-in-law also opens and leaves on the table
The OP (original poster) was working on a case and ordering supplies almost daily. Her nosy mother-in-law treated every delivery like a personal Christmas morning. Despite the fact that the packages were clearly labeled with the OP’s name, this lady would race to the front door like she was competing in the Package Olympics.
This wasn’t just innocent curiosity either. The mother-in-law was playing games. She’d open boxes meant for the OP, pretend it was a mistake, and act like she was just being helpful. But the OP knew the real goal was to bait her into an argument so she could clutch her pearls and claim to be the poor victim of an “ungrateful” daughter-in-law.
But instead of giving her the satisfaction, the OP channeled her inner prankster and turned the tables on her mother-in-law in the most buzz-worthy way possible—she ordered a large, loud, vibrating adult toy with overnight shipping. She even had her porch camera ready, like a nature documentary catching a rare predator in the wild.
Just as expected, the mother-in-law pounced the moment the package landed. She sprinted to the door, yanked the box inside, and vanished. Fifteen minutes later, the contents of the box were sitting in all its awkward, mechanical glory, right on the living room table. No comment, no accusations, not even a buzz. Just peaceful silence.
While the OP got stuck with the vibrating toy, she was pretty pleased with the result of her little petty revenge. But why do we enjoy getting even or teaching someone a lesson so much? Well, it turns out revenge isn’t just for movies; it’s wired into human psychology. When someone wrongs us, the brain’s reward system lights up at the thought of balancing the scales.
It’s not always about malice; sometimes, it’s about restoring a sense of justice or control. So, a little petty revenge, like ordering a surprise adult toy for an unsuspecting package pirate, can feel oddly satisfying. Laughter and clever clapbacks can be healthier ways to cope than explosive confrontations. And hey, a little harmless mischief might just send the message louder than words.
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To learn more about what unfolded, Bored Panda reached out to the original poster for an update. She told us that things haven’t exactly improved between her and her mother-in-law. In fact, since the incident, nothing has been said. The poster continues to keep things civil, but admits she hasn’t ordered any packages lately—just in case.
We were curious how the poster’s husband responded to the whole ordeal. According to her, he didn’t seem too fazed by it and didn’t want to make a big deal out of the situation.
We asked the poster what her living arrangements at the time of the incident were. She explained that she and her husband had recently relocated from another state to live with the in-laws while trying to catch up on bills. But instead of getting ahead, they found themselves paying off the in-law’s debts, too.
“My father-in-law thinks it’s best for us to have space for us, so he lets us use some of his land to place an RV for me and my husband and our dog,” the poster explained, sharing her plans.
We asked if the poster had ever tried to set clear boundaries with her mother-in-law. She said she gave it a shot, with her husband’s help to translate, but things quickly went sideways. What was supposed to be a simple request to leave trash in a safer place turned into a long, irrelevant lecture that completely missed the point.
As for her general behavior, the poster described her mother-in-law as someone who seems fine when her husband is around. But when it’s just the two of them, things get awkward. She’ll freeze up, give side-eyes, and act like she’s watching the poster out of suspicion.
And about the vibrating object from the story? It’s no longer in the poster’s truck. After a chat with a coworker, the item was passed on, and even given a name. Bob now lives in a box elsewhere, far from the chaos that once surrounded it.
What do you think of this story? Was the poster right to take revenge on her nosy mother-in-law with a buzzing toy? Drop your thoughts and comments below!
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Better yet. Next time, order lots and lots of different kinds of p**n/toys/cosplay costumes. Make it a gift so the total isn’t on there. Address it to FIL. On the gift receipt, write something like “[insert MIL’s first name]’s Husband - At the motel the other day, when you were at work, [MIL’s first name] mentioned your s*x life was boring her, and she wished she could spice it up with p**n. After she paid me, I put in this order. Hope the two of you can rekindle the flame, and she won’t need my services anymore. Sincerely - Her Paid Escort”. Then just sit back and watch the show. Be sure to pop plenty of popcorn.
There's not enough popcorn in the world for that kind of show! :-D
Load More Replies...Perfect solution, for now. Within six months MIL will be back to opening packages and probably mail too.
This! I was scrolling and pretty shocked that no one had mentioned this until you. Omfg..if anyone opened my mail/packages, relatives or not, I would come unglued!!
Load More Replies...I'm guessing the MIL lives there? Poor DIL. She sounds like a nightmare.
So it sounds like OP owns the house and MIL lives with them? Then take the toy, and mount it to the wall right outside their bedroom door. Maybe put it in a nice frame.
My mom and sister have zero sense of personal boundaries (nor do they care to) and barge into my house unannounced whenever they want to (I live in a house next door to them and there's no wall/fence between the houses.) I'm not allowed to lock the doors (my mom owns the house and has made this rule) except at night when I'm asleep. So, let's just say that I own several very interestingly-shaped toys from a company called Bad Dragon. They are made from silicone and also very brightly-colored, and a few are even glittery/sparkly. I don't use them for their intended purpose (they're too weirdly-shaped) so they're "clean", so to speak. I've taken to leaving them sitting out on the countertops in my house. I place them like decorations. There's a few on the bathroom counter and three on the kitchen counter. They are in complete plain view of my mom/sister when they barge into my house. They've never dared mention them, but the satisfaction I get from their uncomfortableness is priceless XD
Load More Replies...She committed fraud by lying about it being broken just so she can get her money back. She owns a home and has money for these shenanigans but she still wants to commit fraud. What a self entitled d****e.
Seconded. And probably gives some small Amazon-hosted seller a bad rep they didn't deserve.
Load More Replies...Get a book with a false dust jacket that reads "How to deal with a nosey MIL and dispose of the body"....also order steak knives
Okay but why isn't anyone commenting the fact that she wanted to return it and then pretended it was broken so she could get the money back? Some people are shîtty.
yeah this also seemed s**t to me, she bought something to prove her point, good on you. but then scam the selling party out of their money. seems like a s**t move to me.
Load More Replies...Save it for Xmas. If she gets itchy to open an see gifts mail it to yourself so she opens it…again.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂oh to have seen that monster in laws face when she opened THAT omg , I would have gone nuke at her tho like who the hell opened my package n left it on the table for the world n its mother to see ffs this is beyond funny now, n played dumb , I take it they live with u op eugh , never allow that lol asking for trouble but loving this form of petty 😂😂
I refuse to use Amazon (screw Amazon) but think it's awful that this person ordered something they didn't want, wasting tons of energy to ship it to her, then wanted to return it- wasting way more energy. Then claimed it was damaged to get a refund. OF COURSE something like that can't be returned. If you want to embarrass someone pay the price yourself.
I vote let it ride shotgun till the end of time. Pretty much the definition of "ride or die", no?
You are next level diabolical and pure genius. I truly like how your mind works. Absolute perfection. Sláinte from Ireland
Lol I got tired of mil walking into our bedroom and snooping when DH was in there. DH was raised you don't question your mother (he wont even drink alcohol in front of her) . So I left some of our intimate toys in plain view and when she was scandalized I said well it is our private space I didn't think I had to hide them.
So she bought something, lied about it being damaged, and took the money back. I despise Amazon and have been weaning myself from it, but i don't like liars/thieves. I know it's not the point of the story, but op is too proud of herself for behavior I consider on par with their mil.
Better yet. Next time, order lots and lots of different kinds of p**n/toys/cosplay costumes. Make it a gift so the total isn’t on there. Address it to FIL. On the gift receipt, write something like “[insert MIL’s first name]’s Husband - At the motel the other day, when you were at work, [MIL’s first name] mentioned your s*x life was boring her, and she wished she could spice it up with p**n. After she paid me, I put in this order. Hope the two of you can rekindle the flame, and she won’t need my services anymore. Sincerely - Her Paid Escort”. Then just sit back and watch the show. Be sure to pop plenty of popcorn.
There's not enough popcorn in the world for that kind of show! :-D
Load More Replies...Perfect solution, for now. Within six months MIL will be back to opening packages and probably mail too.
This! I was scrolling and pretty shocked that no one had mentioned this until you. Omfg..if anyone opened my mail/packages, relatives or not, I would come unglued!!
Load More Replies...I'm guessing the MIL lives there? Poor DIL. She sounds like a nightmare.
So it sounds like OP owns the house and MIL lives with them? Then take the toy, and mount it to the wall right outside their bedroom door. Maybe put it in a nice frame.
My mom and sister have zero sense of personal boundaries (nor do they care to) and barge into my house unannounced whenever they want to (I live in a house next door to them and there's no wall/fence between the houses.) I'm not allowed to lock the doors (my mom owns the house and has made this rule) except at night when I'm asleep. So, let's just say that I own several very interestingly-shaped toys from a company called Bad Dragon. They are made from silicone and also very brightly-colored, and a few are even glittery/sparkly. I don't use them for their intended purpose (they're too weirdly-shaped) so they're "clean", so to speak. I've taken to leaving them sitting out on the countertops in my house. I place them like decorations. There's a few on the bathroom counter and three on the kitchen counter. They are in complete plain view of my mom/sister when they barge into my house. They've never dared mention them, but the satisfaction I get from their uncomfortableness is priceless XD
Load More Replies...She committed fraud by lying about it being broken just so she can get her money back. She owns a home and has money for these shenanigans but she still wants to commit fraud. What a self entitled d****e.
Seconded. And probably gives some small Amazon-hosted seller a bad rep they didn't deserve.
Load More Replies...Get a book with a false dust jacket that reads "How to deal with a nosey MIL and dispose of the body"....also order steak knives
Okay but why isn't anyone commenting the fact that she wanted to return it and then pretended it was broken so she could get the money back? Some people are shîtty.
yeah this also seemed s**t to me, she bought something to prove her point, good on you. but then scam the selling party out of their money. seems like a s**t move to me.
Load More Replies...Save it for Xmas. If she gets itchy to open an see gifts mail it to yourself so she opens it…again.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂oh to have seen that monster in laws face when she opened THAT omg , I would have gone nuke at her tho like who the hell opened my package n left it on the table for the world n its mother to see ffs this is beyond funny now, n played dumb , I take it they live with u op eugh , never allow that lol asking for trouble but loving this form of petty 😂😂
I refuse to use Amazon (screw Amazon) but think it's awful that this person ordered something they didn't want, wasting tons of energy to ship it to her, then wanted to return it- wasting way more energy. Then claimed it was damaged to get a refund. OF COURSE something like that can't be returned. If you want to embarrass someone pay the price yourself.
I vote let it ride shotgun till the end of time. Pretty much the definition of "ride or die", no?
You are next level diabolical and pure genius. I truly like how your mind works. Absolute perfection. Sláinte from Ireland
Lol I got tired of mil walking into our bedroom and snooping when DH was in there. DH was raised you don't question your mother (he wont even drink alcohol in front of her) . So I left some of our intimate toys in plain view and when she was scandalized I said well it is our private space I didn't think I had to hide them.
So she bought something, lied about it being damaged, and took the money back. I despise Amazon and have been weaning myself from it, but i don't like liars/thieves. I know it's not the point of the story, but op is too proud of herself for behavior I consider on par with their mil.



























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