Some internet content is so relatable and hits so hard, it sometimes feels like it was personally crafted just for you and you alone. However, when you start talking about these memes aloud, you can come to a startling conclusion: a lot of other people feel the same way, and have plenty of shared experiences, whether they’re positive or negative. And some of them fight the very same mental health battles.
The popular ‘Memes to Discuss in Therapy’ Facebook page touches upon this memetic connection that we have. The page is dedicated to sharing memes—both funny and serious—that are often relatable to a painful degree. And, as the name of the page suggests, they touch on topics and struggles that you might want to consider discussing with your therapist if you have one.
Let us know which of these memes you relate with the most by giving them a big old upvote and leaving a comment. And remember, if you think that January feels as long as a year, you’re not alone.
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If that was to happen in my kitchen, I would surely yell for my SO to witness it. Or, if she happened to be cooking, would definitely want her to get me. I mean, lookitthat!
Yes, this is most definitely worthy of an urgent cry - such experiences are meant to be shared! :)
This is me making my teen kids stop what they are doing to view a clip or a screen shot of something silly. Drives them nuts
Agreed, family gatherings are generally a f**k-all stressful ass experience, and yet, we go back and to same shenanigans each year...
Come to Canada we make them wait a couple months at least lol
Load More Replies...Just stay home with the ones You really want to be with ;) For me, most have four legs :D
I used to think that people who feel the way you do were a little off in the head. Now I'm right there with you. I know what you mean now. I FEEL you. ✌🏾
Load More Replies...Y'all are doing it wrong. Holidays are for family, not for relatives. That means you invite the friends and relatives that you love in your life, not the whole kinherd
In Denmark we celebrated John the Baptist's day on June 24th with huge bonfires, and Jesus's day on December 24th with live candles on a tree inside our house. So, 6 month apart - but then again, we are crazies....
Y'all just need to.... Not celebrate Thanksgiving? Just not do it
I have it so much worse. We have Christmas on the 25th, my wife's birthday on 1/5 and our anniversary on 1/7. A lot of gift giving for such a short amount of time! 😅
Nearly 617k people follow the ‘Memes to Discuss in Therapy’ page on Facebook. What’s more, the project has 585.5k likes on the social media platform. In other words, it’s proof that the content is relatable, witty, and a lot of people feel that it’s worth their time.
The Facebook page describes its content as stuff that’s “found on the Internet that feels like a personal attack and should be discussed with my therapist.”
And speaking of therapy, there’s still quite a lot of stigma attached to the idea that someone’s reaching out to a professional for help.
In person, you're a sneaky cat dressed all in black with katanas
Load More Replies...People tell me I look like I would blow my paycheck in one night. *Grief*
Load More Replies...I like to think I look like James McAvoy but with a better jaw and worse hair. Have yet to have anyone confirm this.
I swear to god this is a conspiracy. Why is it that they make normal people look like they have had some sort of stroke? All weird like looking at yourself in the back of a spoon.
Load More Replies...I once had a cretin visiting the theme park where I was working escorted out of the park for saying to me " all women look alike after dark." He was telling me that one of my female employees had told him we sold a certain item for much less than we did. I asked if he knew her name. He and his equally obnoxious son could not re-renter that day.
Load More Replies...I was recently asked on a phone survey (to get SNAP) if I was "gay, straight, other, decline to state." I answered, "Theoretical."
I never understood why looking at people who are more successful/better looking that you would be depressing. Good for them, why would it affect me? it's nothing to do with me. Unless they are very bad people. Bad people doing well can be depressing.
Unpopular opinion- quit social media.... Improved my self opinion greatly not trying to compare myself with others. I did it because I was being stalked I stayed away because my life felt so much easier without it. I have mental health issues so that might have something to do with it
Would downvote 335566234568854676 times if possible
Load More Replies...It is proven that, especially among teens, these sites can absolutely affect a person's self-esteem. Instagram is a huge lie, with all the filters making people look like anime inspired mannequins. There a Reddit page that shows nothing but people who overuse filters and what they really look like. Sure gave me a laugh! Humans have pores, and waistlines bigger than a wasps, and small behinds. It isn't just advertising that gives us a warped view, we are doing to ourselves. Getting away from social media more often is key, I think, to gaining perspective.
Apparently Norway has a new law where you have to inform people if their pictures have filters. I think it would be a good idea with a law like that in other places too.
Load More Replies...It's called Downward Social Comparison. It has something to do with the brain wiring and the exposure to social comparisons we received from preteen to adulthood.
It has to do with social comparisons and the exposure we got as we grew from preteens to adults. These are called Downward social comparisons.
Earlier, Bored Panda spoke about the stigma of seeking professional help with British psychotherapist Silva Neves. He pointed out that, in his opinion, the situation has been improving over time.
“I think it is getting better and there is less stigma seeing a therapist now. It depends on your location though, there are still some parts of the world where therapy is still a taboo. Some people think that seeing a therapist means that you're 'crazy,' but this is not actually what therapy is about," he explained.
That just means you thrive in harsh conditions and though you may have a rough exterior inside you're flourishing
Load More Replies...I had someone describe having an infant as a bit like having a high maintenance plant and I was like "oh, F..." Fortunately it's not.
Load More Replies...Yes. If I don't go outside everyday I go into a funky mood. Especially now with covid when so much is from home. Even just a 20min walk and you're human again.
That's why people in Northern climates bundle up their kids and put them outside in freezing weather. Got to get your sunshine everyday
So / on the first evening a pebble / from somewhere out of nowhere drops upon the dreaming world.
Load More Replies...I noticed that my days off are way more complex that work days. So much to do and there is no schedule Oo
I learned a new word for this the other day: "responsibility". I never knew this word existed, or the concept it teaches.
I felt this with my whole being! Today was a good day absolutely nothing to do! Now my back hurts from sitting on the couch all day. 😆
Not everything gets to be Trauma, all the people who were Snapped out of existence came back like it never happened.
Yes, but they also have to deal with what happened during those five years they were gone. Their significant other could have moved on and gotten married in that time, who knows?
Load More Replies...I find it bodes well for humanity that there are no spoilers in the comments section
Well one of two things 1. Another wave of covid 99% 2.covid goes away1%
Load More Replies...I still think Thanos was right. Waaaay too many humans on this planet.
...you do know that two world wars happened and people kept going right?
I think they addressed this issue in Falcon and the Winter Soldier.
"Therapy is a confidential and private space where you can get help from a professional with anything that bothers you, from your work problems, relationship issues, or other psychological problems such as post-trauma stress, depression, and anxiety," the therapist said.
"Those things are actually very common and many people struggle with these things, it doesn't mean they're ‘crazy.’ Seeing a therapist when you have emotional struggles should be as normal as seeing your doctor when you have a physical problem. But at the moment, our society hasn't normalized therapy yet. It is changing with famous people talking about the benefits of therapy such as Lady Gaga and Prince Harry,” the therapist told Bored Panda.
"Unannounced visitors" yeah I don't answer my phone nor do I open my door when someone knocks.
Ooh, I’m reading Pride and Premeditation right now, it’s a Jane Austen murder mystery. Y’all should read it.
The latch-key days. If you aren't old enough to make decisions about popsicles, prob shouldn't have been left at home with no adult supervision. Hello 80s and your cooler sibling the 90s.
Load More Replies...I had to call my mom to work a few Times, I dont remember why tho but it Felt like I was a big girl saying my mkms surname And that her daughter wants to speak with her
One time it was two of my sisters calling Mom at City Hall to tell them the youngest sister had lost her mind and was trying to kill them all. They were literally sitting on top of her. Mom said "I'm working, handle it." and hung up. They survived, barely. Good story though. Another time she punched our little brother in the nose and knocked him tf out. She's like 5'2".
Well, I learned it's easier to ask for forgiveness than permission.
Therapist Silva said that some people who have deep-seated insecurities can lash out at others to make themselves feel better. However, with proper self-compassion and learning to accept themselves as they are, they can develop a new, healthier mindset.
“Insecurity can manifest either by making themselves invisible (If I'm not seen, nobody will notice my flaws) or the opposite, by what we call 'bragging': shouting at everybody about how wonderful they are. This is usually to try to persuade themselves that they are good enough,” he said.
“I’ve spent most of my life worrying about things that never happened”—Mark Twain
ROTFLMAO. This reminds me of my neighbor, John and his dog, Winter. Winter was a big white dog, mixed breed. Pretty chill. Lived in truceful harmony with 2 cats. A third cat arrived. John could not find Winter. It wasn’t until another neighbor who was standing in the carport area just watching the roof of the carport that John found his dog. Winter was outnumbered and feeling stressed, he crawled through the tiny bedroom window and onto the roof of the carport to get away from the cats.
Yes! This should be noted and remembered by all significant others!
Load More Replies...I love this. It's so easy and could avoid many conflicts. Can someone please educate my husband.
We men are just wired differently, the first thing we try to do is to figure out solution, after we have done that we move to the feelings portion :D
Load More Replies...*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G44xTr8D_bw plays, zoom in slowly to the shawarma*
I see no need for this to come up in therapy. It is perfectly mentally healthy. :-)
I wish I could kiss a kitty cat. I don't have one and can't own any. Because of where I live. It's a shame really, if there were a way, there are enough functional adults in group home like assisted living, that if we could just get a little bit of help with vets and such, we could probably empty the pounds in a three month period and have a waiting list! And have wonderful petcare, reduced lonely people,dogs getting walkies people getting walkies, it would be a good thing. And I'm considering screening processes, allergies, all of that. Just one or two pets per group home.
I try, but she ducks. She also thinks she is a dog. Her boyfriend is a chihuahua.
The picture of your cat reminds me of Poo! (That was my cats name and the word Poo doesn't mean anything where I live) He passed away 2019 and I miss him every day. I treasure the 20 years I had with him. 😍
Load More Replies..."Another way to counter the 'I'm not enough' [mentality] is by pushing others down, sabotaging other people's success, or attacking people as a way to feel powerful so that they can control their inner pain of 'I'm not enough,’” he said.
“All of these strategies don't work because what they do is either internalizing or externalizing the belief 'I'm not enough' rather than changing it," Silva explained.
Right? I am almost 32 and last night I was suffering about not being able to do the university entry exams that I did at 18...
Yes! This! And sometimes I dream that a new year at school starts and I don't have a schedule so I don't know what classes I have and where I have to go. I always thought I was the only one who dreams things like that. Glad to learn I was wrong :)
Load More Replies...I once had a dream where I realised I didn’t attend a math class in high school and was scared if anyone found out my uni degrees would be taken away.
Once in the last year of HS I dreamed that i falied history and my teacher (i liked her) kept telling me how disappointed she was. I was the rest of the morning dreading my history exam resul until I realised that i wasnt taking history that year...
Load More Replies...I'm 41 and still have nightmares that I can't remember my locker combination
Oh my god, why does no one discuss the trauma of dreaming about a forgotten locker combo?! Why?!! 😂😂😂
Load More Replies...I sometimes dream I am ridiculously behind in this compulsory course for my degree, and there is no way I'll learn the material well enough to pass it, and I'm agonizing because I hate the course and want to just drop it but then I won't get my science degree, and maybe I should just give up because there's no way to fix this...then I wake up and it actually takes me a bit to realize that, hey, I completed my science degree at the end of freaking 2008 and it did sweet f**k-all for me anyways, and I realize nothing matters and I can relax.
Damn. That stressed ME out! 😂 Congratulations on your degree!
Load More Replies...I'm 57, and believe it or not, I still have upsetting dreams that I'm at a weird unfamiliar school and can't find my locker or can't remember the combination. I discussed it with my husband (60 ysr) a while back and he said he still has similar dreams. We all must have lifelong PTSD from the "fun" of attending high school.
I was just thinking, after reading all these comments, that there is a high possibility that we all suffer complex PTSD due to repeated exposure to stressful exams. I think some psychologists or psychiatrists should look into it. Maybe schools need to come up with non punitive assessment systems.
Load More Replies...I tend to have dreams where I'm back in high school band expected to play when I haven't touched my trombone in a little over two decades.
As a fellow former brass player, I sympathize. I no longer have the lung capacity or embouchure!
Load More Replies...I have a recurring dream (at least 2 or 3 times a week) that I don't go in to work when scheduled. I'll be doing something and remember, "Oh s**t, I have a job". Then I try to call, but I can't get the number dialed right. It's the most frustrating dream ever, and it just wrecks the next day for me.
That picture in particular is from a furniture designer's concept photos that was never actually made. Any websites claiming to sell it by using those specific images are actually scams.
Load More Replies...All I can think us how do you keep this clean? I have two very expensive bean bags that I love, but everytime I need to wash them it's a pain. Thus why they are clean and empty at the moment.
Any links you find are scams it's not real unfortunately just concept art someone made once!
Load More Replies...Nah. It's probably the season where the main character winds up in a coma. You know, to "add drama."
And falls in love with the beautiful young doctor he's assigned to. ♡
Load More Replies...In Pandemic we always sort of expect it though.
Load More Replies...I hope it's an asteroid that, on impact, creates monster girls. That's the only logical next step from what we've seen so far
It would be again for my life since 2021 decided I needed some game of thrones level trauma.
Same!!! And that I get a fabulous new career yet never work, hot body, new car, amazing penthouse, and can afford it all while I do nothing but shop and eat at amazing restaurants.
Just hope you're not the protagonist that dies midseason for something as dumb as not being vaccinated.
Who would watch a show with an antivaxx as protagonist
Load More Replies...thats what happend one mine or was that season four?
Load More Replies..."The key to becoming more secure is to change the underlying belief 'I'm not enough' to 'I'm enough,'" the therapist told Bored Panda.
"Perhaps parents didn't praise children enough, or they paid more attention to the mistakes rather than the successes. As an adult now, people can give themselves a hug once in a while and tell themselves, gently: 'you're doing good,' 'well done,' 'congratulations.' Eventually, the brain will listen and slowly change the message 'I'm not enough' to 'I'm enough,'" he said that everyone can try to overcome their insecurities.
"Rather than shouting your praise at other people, it is about speaking to yourself in a loving way. When people are genuinely aware of their successes, they can become genuinely more confident without the need to impose their power onto others."
If you can't handle me at my worst, I don't care if you're made of love, you're in for a really bad time
It's not an other person's job to handle you, no matter you are in your worst or best.
You're not handling yourself at your worst though. That's why it's your worst.
My thoughts exactly. I definitely can't handle my worst, I usually regret it and fall into a depression.
Load More Replies...I read this and at first I was all like 'but me at my worst is a 5minute rant about the thermostat or how many baths the missus has taken in a day'....... and then I remembered the murders.
No, it makes you someone who is so selfish they won't learn to moderate their behaviour so they don't impact on other people.
Sometimes the worst part about going to bed is knowing you're going to wake up. It does get better with counseling and medication but it's a fight constantly
My daughter always says "the day after lastnight." Drives me crazy
I was going to say the same thing. Once you've got more info there's less panicking.
Load More Replies...I said pretty much that to a panicking colleague. She panicked "s**t, don't I?"
My comfort zone has a bunch of pages full of words about characters that are better than everyone and they don’t even exist.
Load More Replies...First PTSD session: "What is your comfort zone?" he asked, and I said, "Well, what do you mean by comfort zone?" and that's pretty much when I realized maybe I was right to be in therapy.
Hahaha! Not laughing AT you, Leo. Laughing in total solidarity. I get it.
Load More Replies...I hate it too... because it is a very stupid advice. Your comfort zone is specifically where you should always stay.
In physical therapy, my therapist: "try to just let your body sink into the table, relax all your muscles." Me, not even joking: "I thought I was relaxing." That's as good as it's gonna get, dude.
They don't understand that tell people if they don't live it don't give advice.
2023: If I'm fiscally savvy, I can save up to buy a cardboard box and furnish the ditch I'm living in, while I work three jobs and dumpster dive for food. Ah yes, the American Dream!
While someone yells that you don’t work hard enough to be worthy of a life
Load More Replies...These spoiled millennials need to lower their standards for both vans and rivers. A station wagon by the creek is a fine starting point.
I read a story about a guy and his wife who lived out of an old van selling puka shell necklaces and were able to make and save $200G a year. Many scrolls down and 2000 words later after talking about all his sacrifices, saving, and business acumen, you find out dad was an Oracle VP. The guy was given his own home and 2 rental properties overseeing fisherman's wharf in San Francisco for a HS graduation gift. So sure, he sold puka shell necklaces but most of his income had nothing to do with them. That "old" van turned to be a 2015 Airstream Interstate (start at $100G+). Never trust a piece explaining how you too can be a millionaire by doing something zany because the zaniness always ends up to be "have a rich parent".
In 1993 you could get a luxury Chevy Astro van for $8000. Today vans cost $38,000 and are built with much lower standards.
damn inflation and now that they made up a chip shortage buying a car is ridiculous. America stop buying cars until they lower the prices. It'll happen just like when gas prices went down in 2020 because of covid. No one drove anywhere during lock down so no one bought gas which drove the prices down.
There was less of it than in previous years - but god damn! it was so strong! SO damn strong this year!
Why I moved to Texas. Rarely gets below freezing where I am, and I don't mind the summer heat, not nearly like I hate the cold.
Load More Replies...Anxiety is a symptom of depression, and depression is a symptom of anxiety. Eat the pizza.
Gotta collect 'em all! I've got MDD, SPD, ASD, ADD, GAD... poor alphabet and poor me! >.<
Problem is, too many therapists are unable to differentiate between existential nihilism and depression. Guess what? Anti-depressants don't exorcise a person's philosophy, but they will make you crazy if you don't actually have depression.
I'm not diagnosed but maybe I have this. I'm always super bored in classes (whether I like the class or not) and either do the work before they're done explaining it, or am too bored to do it.
Load More Replies...Not bored, though. Just that the iMax movie with surround sound that's playing in my head is much more interesting.
Did this the other day. I finished the entire warmup page for the week in 10 minutes while teacher was saying how to do it, and then during the actual assignment my brain stopped working and I didn't complete the assignment because my brain was pingponging so badly I couldn't read the task cards.
I'm the first one, especially in Math. My teachers check my work, then Theirs still 40 minutes left of class. 😑
for me its History, they are like stories. AND I LOVE STORIES
Load More Replies...I don't know if i had/have ADHD, but this was legit me in school, specially the first half, i finished the work so quick teachers had no problems with me spending the rest of the day on the phone. Then high school came and 3 years later and having dropped college i am now depressed :')
I sort of learned the bad habit of catching up on sleep in class during HS (because I was done with the work for that class). It did NOT serve me well in college or beyond.
Load More Replies...I would have read like the entire chapter after in the time they read one page 😔
My teachers would get mad if I worked ahead. Lol. I'm in the high ability class but half the time I know the work so I don't need to listen. It's annoying. LIKE STOP DRONING ON AND ON BRUH
Uh, yeah. If this is your normal experience, you need to figure out a way to get someone to advocate for you having something that dives deeper. If that isn't really possible, find something meaningful to do with your time (you could practice calligraphy while "taking notes" or try different organizational structures, including using multiple colors, or you could try taking notes in another language or you could write down what you already know as the lecture begins or you can learn to write in code or you can try taking notes in iambic pentameter or writing out psudo-code algorithms of the material in the lesson). Practice SOMETHING though because eventually you will get to something actually hard and if the thing you have been practicing is "looking like you are paying attention while just being bored" then it will Not Go Well. Speaking from both personal experience and things I have learned as a professional educator. (Ideally you could get into classes with little or no lecture).
Load More Replies...Happens all the time, both when listening to an audio book while running errands as well as when watching stupid youtube videos after maybe having something similar to catnip for hoomans.
This is why I CANNOT listen to audio books. Not for adhd people lol
Load More Replies...Happens to me all the time especially when watching documentaries. Having close caption helps
I walked into PTSD group with my new hair style and the first thing I heard was, "OMG, what happened?" Um... I went to a salon.
Definitely an extreme response but it would be warranted for me (everytime I've made a drastic hairstyle change so far I've been doing very badly and it can actually be a warning sign for suic**e, but that doesn't mean it always is)
Load More Replies...When you can't change something else in your life you change your hair. Every time. You get that short satisfaction that your whole life is different and you are a new person. For a brief moment. I just remembered I should call my hairdresser...
Man 1: I think I want her back. Man 2:Did she change her hairstyle? Man 1: Yeah... Man 2: Forget it, she has already moved on. There is a lot to be said for new look, new you...
I do this all the time - formulate an answer in my head, and then forget that I haven't actually answered.
Or you do other stuff on the phone in the middle of your reply and forget about it..
Oh my god. A meme that perfectly describes my pain. *millennialness intensifies*
It happened to me once. Literally. The rake thing. Yes, my nose bled a lot.
100% correct. But only if being treated. Untreated it is panel 1 every day for 1460 days. If you last that long. Long term depression requires long term treatment because it is likely a chemical imbalance and not due to a life event such as a death or stress. Stop the stigma and start the healing. Many people suffer in silence with their depression, afraid to seek counsel or take medicine because of fear of judgment from others. Show love, not judgment. You could save a life.
Also, if the first thing you try doesn't work, don't give up. That happens and there's even a whole field for "treatment resistant depression". Help exists.
Load More Replies...I don't think it is a good thing that I can relate to this picture as much as I do. Sincerely, mental health issue since 15+ years back.
It is, but at least there's s*x, chocolate, dogs, and weed. Besides, if life has no inherent meaning, you can make your own, and I decided to make mine "help people where I can, try to be happy, make bigots regret their choices, and make my partner happy".
Yeah. Sometimes I miss the young me and my strong opinions and values. They are still strong I guess but more realistic and less idealistic.
Hi, is this me from the future? Wait, no. The profile pic is definitely not me XD.
Momentarily is more likely but still highly unlikely.
Load More Replies...The better work you do the more they expect of you then they want to know why you're not doing as good when they pile you full of stuff to do
That happens to me a lot. Like I'll do a really cool trickshot, then try to show my friends and it doesn't work.
"couldn't do that again if I tried" Only time that didn't work was when my graham cracker broke on the diagonal instead of along the crease. Replicated 3 times in a row.
Load More Replies...I sometimes find myself screaming in my own head. Does that count?
Why is it tolerable for a 3-5 year old to have a meltdown in public, but when YOU do it, the people want you taken away?
My stance on things like this is that everyone has real problems. For a child, what might be 10% of your world could very easily be 90% of theirs. Someone at school doesn't like them? Sure, you might have dealt with that every day at work for the past 5-10 years, but that could be a painfully brand-new experience for a child. Just my opinion, but it's helped me empathize and sympathize with children and adults alike.
I will legit look at the parent of a crying child and say, "Me too."
Oh, I do scream in public sometimes. Very nice. Very stress relieving. Very funny when people give you weird looks. I do recommend it. Yes, get over your fear of what others think of you and scream in public, go on and do a nice thing for yourself.
Joking about trauma is sometimes the best way to cope
Load More Replies...😉 it gets better and the jokes become real jokes. I've been in trauma therapy for more years than I care to admit. Hope you're coming along okay on your journey!!
Load More Replies...First group therapy session, introduce ourselves and our mental disorders. After the agoraphobic, the PTSD, the clinically depressed, I go. They all look at me with "so why are you here? You aren't *sick* like me." So I never went back. Decades later got into a bipolar drug study. Not everyone is seriously *sick*.
Load More Replies...Sometimes you can only focus on survival and not processing the constant pain
Omg. What if she did that thing, where you're snuggled up in your SO's hoodie, and you kind of bunch it up and sniff it lovingly... in front of the builder? 🤣
Load More Replies...My brothers girlfriend did that before. She was running around in my shirt. I was quite shocked like “the hell you wear that for?”. She all lovey responded “oh it still smells like him 🥰”. While I dumbfucked said...”well...no? That’s mine?” 😬
That is funny as hell and painfully awkward at the same time with a portion of extra cuteness on top... 😂😂😂😬😍
Load More Replies...You were not weird. You feel like you were because that's your anxiety and low esteem misleading you.
"I can't have a burnout! I am too busy to have a burnout! Let's postpone the burnout!"
I burned out so bad I literally couldn't do anything. When I climbed upstairs to the bedroom, I had to stop to rest halfway up the steps because I was exhausted. I didn't stop doing stuff in time, and my brain is permanently altered. I will never fully recover.
You're not alone 😔 Oh how my brain changed (for worse). Try to accept it but occasionally find it painful because I still remember how it used to function. (Yes I understand that was no way of living)
Load More Replies...I was told I was suffering clinical burnout in 2019. And then guess what happened the yar I was supposed to take to "recover"...
Right where it hurts. Many of us stay alive solely to not abandon loved ones. My partner and dogs need me
Yeah. I really would like to just go but the guilt I feel when I think about leaving my partner behind is too intense.
Load More Replies...Hello, past me! Yes, I made a new account and this is me from like half a year ago.
Load More Replies...Heyyy creepypasta fandom. My fave is ben drowned :p
Load More Replies...I once had a venus fly trap that took a bite out of itself and died. Plastic ones need less looking after.
Jan 4th-Dec23rd: Anxiety joins depression. They team up with Covid panic and financial insecurity, to kick the s**t outta me all year.
Sorry, I have to work every Christmas Eve, Christmas day, new years and the day after. Depression hits hard all through the holiday season starting on Thanksgiving, which I have to work 😑
Time only slows down when you are bored, or anxiously awaiting something important. Duh!
when you meet your friend's other friend, who is overly optimistic and physically touchy. but you just want to drink your been and let everybody else do the socialising
I want to know that the toddler was taken off that fat stranger's lap ASAP.
No. You know they wont. They will just agree to terms and conditions and and move on.
Load More Replies...By opening the package, you already agreed to them. Why bother reading them now.
Hah! Gotcha! There _are_ no terms and conditions! You're just stuck with it, like the rest of us...
Many of mine hit after 30 years. F****rs are like the most badass ninja zombie monsters crawling out of my brain's basement, and they don't friggin' die.
Load More Replies...For the past 2 years (and counting😠. Vaccinations people. This is not a hill you want to die on) because of covid, I have had to do my appointments over the phone as my docs wife is high risk. The thing is, I have no idea how much he's writing down. That in and of itself is increasing my anxiety, which I don't know if he's writing that down, which makes me even more anxious..... "And the wheel goes round and round in the circle game🎵"
Tell him to put his phone next to his note pad on speaker, so you can hear his scribbles 😋. Seriously, though, tell your therapist that you need some feedback while you are talking. Phonecalls are so impersonal. I hate doing any kind of appointment over the phone, because you can't tell if the other person is even paying attention. You aren't alone.
Load More Replies...My son pondering, if a person with ADHD were assimilated into a hive-mind would it be millions of minds in sync and the ADHD mind still silently obsessing about hamsters
Load More Replies...I either literally can't focus, or I'm focused so intently on one tiny thing that the house could be on fire around me and I wouldn't notice. There's no in-between.
@Beta, My dad has Bipolar, they're very different, trust me. Maybe Google the differences, I can't type them right now
Ugh… again? Come on, this is the third time this week!
Load More Replies...This is why I got a "soda maker". If I am in standby mode I can make myself some soda instead of eating or just remembering all the stuff I should be doing that I am not doing or have not done. No calories, more flavor than water, keeps me hydrated, and gives my brain a few seconds guilt free to sort itself out
I have morning that like. Too often. Far too often actually.
Me dreading when my doc retires. OMG, I have to explain myself all over again.
3. Another book never truly takes over, and the book becomes like a comfort blankie of repetitiveness when needed
4. In your mind, you begin to meld the various fictional universes into one epic story.
Load More Replies...I like reading horror stories before I go to sleep. Sometimes it gives me nightmares, but, like, nice nightmares; instead of the really f*cked up stuff that my brain typically dreams up. Horror movies never give me nightmares; just books and Creepypastas.
Nah, bored panda, reddit, and youtube exist, ain't no way I'm being product
Or people who think they look good being shitty about an apostrophe to someone for whom English is a third language
Load More Replies...Or the opposite. My parents always talk as if I was the most difficult teenager ever. I never drank, smoked, go out late, got into trouble with the police, failed exams, or even had boyfriends as a teenager. But apparently I was basically a child delinquent in their eyes.
Me too! But it's mostly because my brothers annoy them horribly, and instead of getting onto them they say "The kids were being bad today" or "We have such horrible children". Someday, I'm going to smack someone for that. But not right now, Because I'm a good kid. 👍
Load More Replies...Nope. I was a hardheaded, independant child, but also very well behaved. I had no issues expressing my myself, but I always tried to do it in a considerate and respectful way. However, I never told my grandma that I didn't like her cornbread; it would have hurt her feelings, and it didn't kill me to eat it. I'd rather choke on dry cornbread, than make my grandma cry.
So the parents knew all along but did nothing to help their child? F**k these people!
can't we just stop doing this s**t? outsides is not at all like is made out to be. don't encourage it
I go outside once a month to pay the rent. More than that is risking a vitamin D overdose.
"I'll tell you later". If your boss or your SO says this to you, you may as well get out some antidepressants and chug at least three.
Omg! When your boss says "I need to speak to you before you leave" and It's still early in the day. Noooooooo! If you want me to get anything done today, you better tell me now.
Load More Replies...My husband did this like five days ago and it was to tell me they now sold Drake’s Yodels at our local store. I almost didn’t even enjoy my yodel!!
"We need to have a talk after dinner". Forget dinner and get right to it.
That won't stop a burglar, they have to break in first to know you don't have s**t.
Load More Replies...My rage at inept strangers interrupting me while I have the house to myself would carry me through.
"We had a cardboard box." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ue7wM0QC5LE
Load More Replies...They’re the wrong trousers! And they’ve gone wrong!!
Load More Replies...What documentary is this? I love penguins and must watch it! 🐧🐧🐧
I remember this being a meme a couple years ago but I never got so can someone explain
Not sure about the actual meme. But some species of penguins mate by giving a rock to a female they like. Then they build a nest together out of rocks. The penguin in the picture looks like it's stealing a rock from another couple's nest.
Load More Replies...I wasn't expecting that slap either. That actually helped
Load More Replies...Or, you're just horny. I know that sounds crass, but sometimes it's true.
That is exactly the face I make when I have to send follow up emails!
This is what Satan would look like if a hell hound had thorn his face off.
Am I going to happen? I think that's a question better asked to my parents but BEFORE my birth, not years and years later
When everyone is drunk, someone’s holding another friend up, one’s being sick, holding her hair out of the way, while one has a pee in the gutter next to her.
I want a letter about it that travelled trough tundras and deserts and jungles to get to me - then I will cry about Adrian’s death (Adrian from Miraculous is my husband btw)
I feel this. On his last deployment, my husband went dark (no communication). He told me it might be a possibility, but he wasn't able to warn me right before it happened. I didn't hear from him for a couple of months. Is he dead? Who knows. Will the Army tell me if he's dead? Eventually, but they probably would have informed me in an email; which I would have ignored. I would have pretended everything was fine until I had to deal with it. P.s. He was fine.
That sounds horrible, sorry you had to go through that 😔
Load More Replies...I think it's saying that if something traumatic happens but it's not in the immediate vicinity, ie, a woman's soldier husband dying at the battle of Gettysburg, she wants to push off dealing with it as if the news will take months to reach her.
Load More Replies...Now I want to know... We talking Michael Bey cinematic value or Fellini or....?
Load More Replies...Tiny me trying to do the long jump at the Olympics. I'm at the Olympics and I'm eating dirt! 🤪 And they said I'd never be successful.
I have a friend that does that but she....ugh.....MY MOTHER MY LAST LIVING RELATIVE DIED AND SHE SAID "I know its kinda like this one time when I got my hair done... B#tch NO
What?!?!?! You need better friends. I'm sorry to hear about your mom (and we're strangers on the internet).
Load More Replies...Our communist countries had five-year plans and see how well it turned out :)
The United States was founded on a whim. Built like a twig house and those in charge kept the gears oiled with 10 to 20 year pieces of patchwork legislation. How well is that turning out for us.
Load More Replies...I once told my therapist that I really wanted to disappear. She started talking about suicidal thoughts. I had to clarify: I don't want to kill myself! I want to dye my hair, change my name, move to a town where no one knows me, and start over. She nodded, and said, "I get that." Not the response I expected!
The mild diuretic in coffee is insufficient to negate the water in the coffee preparation.
If I bought bud light seltzer water, there'd be a lot of things I needed to hide. Like, fingers, ears, legs, torsos....
I keep a written list of grudges, so I don't need to remember everything. It is a huge relief.
Trust me, if we couldn't laugh about this some of us would have been dead by now. That is DEFINITELY not funny.
You do realize the spine on that thing is going to puncture your bowel, right?
I ate the bay leaf so many times… And I’m actually pretty sure my bowels have several punctures so that checks out.
Load More Replies...my wife is so anxious to find the garlic clove ,the bay leaf and the cinammon stick as if someone is gonna eat it. or die because of it
Who REMOVES garlic from a dish? Why would you do that?
Load More Replies...I have never taken so many screenshots from one thread. Title lives up to it's name that's for sure!
I just e-mailed every shrink I know a link to this. :-)
Load More Replies...Have a phonecall appointment next Monday. I've written down my favorites to read to him. That way he'll know that inspite of everything happening right now, I'm really still ok.
This annoys the hell out of me on Bored Panda. I was gonna read this thread earlier today and then it was "100 Funny and relatable...", but now it's just 40?
they shorten the lists based on upvotes. you can view the full 100 image list on desktop, i believe if you scroll all the way to the bottom there is an orange link
Load More Replies...I have never taken so many screenshots from one thread. Title lives up to it's name that's for sure!
I just e-mailed every shrink I know a link to this. :-)
Load More Replies...Have a phonecall appointment next Monday. I've written down my favorites to read to him. That way he'll know that inspite of everything happening right now, I'm really still ok.
This annoys the hell out of me on Bored Panda. I was gonna read this thread earlier today and then it was "100 Funny and relatable...", but now it's just 40?
they shorten the lists based on upvotes. you can view the full 100 image list on desktop, i believe if you scroll all the way to the bottom there is an orange link
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