40 Dishes Made By Guys That Raise A Lot Of Questions And Zero Appetite, As Shared By Their Girlfriends Online

Floyd the Geek 3 years ago

indeed

5points

Asta453 3 years ago

What's wrong with these, aside from the lack of fish perhaps? I don't think I could've done better.

10points

Mermaid Elle-Jaye 3 years ago

Nawww loving the effort in this one, you can feel the love

10points

Mary Rose Kent 3 years ago

The rice/fish ratio is off, but it’s adorable nonetheless

4points

Annie Bieber 3 years ago

Keeper!! 🥰

3points

GetKrilled 3 years ago

That’s adorable

1point

Mama Penguin 3 years ago

Awww :)

1point

Display Name 3 years ago

Kung fu pandas

1point

Loading Screen Tips🇺🇦 3 years ago

reddit sushi maybe?

1point

Lulxby 3 years ago

Umm.. You know what? Its the thought that counts :D

1point

#2

Asked My Boyfriend To Bake The Croissants For Our Dinner...

Final score:

224points

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beesechurger elite 3 years ago

WHY? At least read the package!! ITS A CRESCENT ROLL!

117points

Paul Jordan 3 years ago

I actually do this on purpose, but leave it as one big sheet. Butter, garlic, roll it up, bake it….awesome garlic bread

10points

Robert T 3 years ago

The operative word being ROLL. You actually have to roll them up! LOL

9points

Drengr 3 years ago

Those Crispy wedges are much better than rolls.

2points

Phill Healey 3 years ago

A croissant!

1point

Lorie Shewbridge 3 years ago

Don't you know, men don't read directions.

0points

Keisha 3 years ago

What man is going to read the directions ?

-1point

NatureBoy6284 3 years ago

I saw another BP post about something like this; "I thought they rolled themselves!"

13points

Terry Butler 3 years ago

🤣

2points

Blue Pearl 3 years ago

This is why schools need to bring back home ec and make it mandatory

10points

Drengr 3 years ago

Home ec never taught anyone anything you couldn't learn on your own in a few months.

-3points

Terry Tobias 3 years ago

At least they're not burnt.

7points

A Jones 3 years ago

I would still eat them.

6points

A Miller 3 years ago

Mmmm, food triangles

4points

Otter-Popsicle 3 years ago

Why does one have a bite taken out of it?

4points

Marlowe Fitzpatrik 3 years ago

I guess they tried if they can still eat it like this and have it taste alright

0points

Chrissy Lynn 3 years ago

But, how did those taste? Cause, I wouldn't be mad about dipping those in some garlic butter...

3points

dropdead spammer 3 years ago

Too good to read instructions? 😂😂😂

1point

Tobias Reaper 3 years ago

i think he might have just done something here put some icing on them and u got a nice treat

1point

#3

Ramen With Sriracha Mickey Mouse “Art” My Boyfriend Made For Me Last Night

Final score:

197points

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beesechurger elite 3 years ago (edited)

Reddit bot on cr*ck

138points

Bisexual_idiot 3 years ago

awww its kinda cute

18points

Jo Johannsen 3 years ago

Nothing wrong here.

13points

ArodTheHorrible 3 years ago

I like it

8points

just a random panda 3 years ago

my first thought was that the red sauce was ketchup but ohh, its sriracha, and that sounds a lot better :)

6points

Asta453 3 years ago

Come on, that could be much worse!

4points

Terry Tobias 3 years ago

I love sriracha so this actually doesn't sound too bad.

4points

(●’◡’●)ﾉ 3 years ago

Ikr samee

1point

Lisa Valen 3 years ago

Awww!

3points

Xander Kurtz 3 years ago

Not sure what the problem is

2points

Mama Penguin 3 years ago

Lol okay that's kinda cute

2points

#4

My Harry Potter Themed Birthday Cake Made By My Boyfriend

Final score:

187points

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Turt_Le 3 years ago

Perfect replica

124points

Rabbit Carrot 3 years ago

It is. It’s the cake Hagrid gives Harry. 🤷‍♀️

12points

Phil Green 3 years ago

When someone who doesn't cook or bake makes food, they have put their heart and soul into something for someone they care about. Good for him.

6points

Sue Denham 3 years ago

This is the after-Hagrid-sat-on-it version. Perfect!

4points

That nerd Zoe ️‍🇺🇦️‍ 3 years ago

Lmao he isn't wrong

4points

Lisa Valen 3 years ago

How very sweet. The sentiment. I don't know about the cake.

4points

Snowfoxrox 3 years ago

actually this one is kinda brilliant since Hagrid Kinda sat on it...

3points

GoddessOdd 3 years ago

Nailed it!

3points

Lexi Dixon 3 years ago

That's so cute and perfect replica

1point

A Miller 3 years ago

At first I thought the icing was tomato sauce

1point

GPZ 3 years ago

Looks more like the scream cheese cake from Hotel Transylvania 2

0points

#5

My Boyfriend's Chaotic Rendition Of Bangers And Mash

Final score:

182points

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BAWK BAWK BAKAW 3 years ago

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

116points

Rose Golden 3 years ago

That's what I was gonna say!

10points

ali lilley 3 years ago

I love this. Looks like a hot tub for sausages.

37points

hhh cubed 3 years ago

I was already laughing after seeing that, and then, this comment. 😂

2points

Tim Pateman 3 years ago

24 sausages taking a bath in a hubcap. This could count as hipster food if there was an avocado in the middle

22points

Elizabeth Truss 3 years ago

I laughed way too hard at this 🤣💀

2points

Turt_Le 3 years ago

I didn't think it was possible, but it may actually be possible to have too much gravy

21points

Terry Tobias 3 years ago

Bangers and mash soup.

15points

Kookamunga 3 years ago

That looks vile - is that a dog bowl?

12points

Mer Mellow 3 years ago

Hold my beer...Imma go throw up

11points

Jo Johannsen 3 years ago (edited)

How Mordor would look if it was a swamp.

8points

Tamra Stiffler 3 years ago

😂

0points

Berit-Bärbel Rebane 3 years ago

Swamp party!

2points

dropdead spammer 3 years ago

If Mash & Bangers took a s**t more like! 🤢🤢🤢

1point

Cranky Gurl 3 years ago

A pool of castrations

1point

#6

Boyfriend Made Some Lunch. Who Cuts Sandwiches Like This?

Final score:

178points

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Lulxby 3 years ago

Its abstract art, only the greatest cooks could understand~ /j

113points

just a random panda 3 years ago

a psychopath

12points

GPZ 3 years ago

Exactly!!

0points

Nathaniel 3 years ago

If you are not specific about how you want them cut in two, you get a random cut.

7points

Terry Tobias 3 years ago

That's just sad.

1point

John L 3 years ago

someone trying to save a very insignificant amount of time.

4points

Khaos Childe 3 years ago

In which case they'd put one sandwich over the other THEN cut it in half

0points

Miah Lee 3 years ago

I cannot begin to describe the amount of anxiety this just gave me.

3points

Shara Kranz 3 years ago

The Sandwich Slasher Strikes Again!

3points

Shyla Clay 3 years ago

Coffee spit.

0points

Linda Roy 3 years ago

Who tf cares if it's cut unevenly? Appreciate the effort and just eat the damn sandwich!

2points

Maggie Hood 3 years ago (edited)

I read that as "my boyfriend made some sandwich" and it really fits the post

1point

Hélène Gresve 3 years ago

I think he is trying to break up with you

1point

shodokai 3 years ago

Never ever under any circumstance do I cut sandwiches in symmetrical halves. It's pedestrian and boring.

1point

sinking kitchen 3 years ago

pedestrian 😂

1point

#7

My Boyfriend Made Food Faces. This Had Me Laughing Far Too Much.

Final score:

176points

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beesechurger elite 3 years ago

ELMO WHAT DID THEY DO TO YOU

105points

SelkieBlackfysh 3 years ago

Hehe Elmo's part of a balanced breakfast nooow! Yaaaay.

3points

Shyla Clay 3 years ago

Uber coffee spit. My poor phone is allergic to caffeine.

0points

Alice Landers 3 years ago

My last name is Elmo no lie I'm almost 70_....

0points

Kelly D 3 years ago

Cute. Really 👍

1point

Shara Kranz 3 years ago

Groucho, is that you?

1point

Hollysmom 3 years ago

Cute

1point

christine buckley 3 years ago

Great way to start the day laughing.

1point

GPZ 3 years ago

Definitely points for creativity

0points

Eli Crompton 3 years ago

the man who made this is a legally classified genious

0points

Emily Vilfroy 3 years ago

This had me laughing for literally 5 straight minutes

0points

MPS 3 years ago

CRUMPET!!!! POACHED EGGS!!!! MY FAVOURITE MEAL!!!!!!

0points

That pigeon -> 3 years ago

Omg that's so sweet and so cute ❤️

0points

#8

My Boyfriend Made This 100% Sober

Final score:

171points

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beesechurger elite 3 years ago

Kinda smart actually

112points

Anjali Cooper 3 years ago

Actually I’m Diabetic and I can’t have hot dog buns but we get low carb tortillas and I put my hot dogs in tortillas with my favorite hot dog topping, mayonnaise (CALL ME CRAZY, IT’S AMAZING) and it’s totally great.

16points

NeonDisco 3 years ago

I would gladly eat that, would probably ask for seconds.

14points

Nikki Sevven 3 years ago

Deconstructed cheesy corndog.

11points

June 3 years ago

I want to see the drunk version !

10points

Miz Chelle 3 years ago

I would totally eat that! Especially if the sausage was filled with cheese and jalapeños.

10points

Turt_Le 3 years ago

No buns? Improvise!

10points

Nathaniel 3 years ago

Nothing wrong with that.

9points

Frank White 3 years ago

That looks like pepper jack...I'm in!!

2points

Randy Klefbeck 3 years ago

I have done that.

1point

#9

My Boyfriend Made Me A Romantic “Charcuterie Board” 😑

Final score:

165points

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beesechurger elite 3 years ago

Nothing says romantic like pickles

122points

Candy_Sneke! 3 years ago

At least he tried tho, right?

15points

foofoofloofy 3 years ago

This better not be sarcastic.

10points

Mama Penguin 3 years ago

My husband would take that seriously. He loves pickles I swear he's secretly a pregnant woman.

9points

Keisha 3 years ago

Maybe if you pregnant.😜

1point

Adrienne St Claire 3 years ago

They look like cornichons, which would be perfectly acceptable.

1point

Peter Trudell Jr 3 years ago

not just any pickles! Those are cornichons! Yum!

1point

Legolas Greenleaf 3 years ago

i hate my brain

1point

CultOfBambi 3 years ago

It's less romantic if served in a dog's water bowl though...

0points

JLBigboote 3 years ago

Hey, don't knock the gherkin before you try it.

0points

Lo 3 years ago

I like pickles, like a lot, so...

0points

Kurt Joseph 3 years ago

You wouldn't say that sarcastically if you knew my wife

0points

Urbangirlatl 3 years ago

Those little gherkins are the best!

0points

Melissa Piner 3 years ago

Pickles are great tho!

0points

Owen 3 years ago

It's the truth

0points

Hollyn 3 years ago

I agree

0points

Icedragocat 3 years ago

*gherkins. they are smol pickles

0points

Nathaniel 3 years ago

10/10 for him, what more do you want?

14points

Loading Screen Tips🇺🇦 3 years ago

is that a dog bowl?

7points

Lissa Wattenbarger Premium 3 years ago

What I came here to say! :D

0points

ArodTheHorrible 3 years ago

Doesn't he know you're suppose to EAT the piece with the grater markings on it?

6points

Auntriarch 3 years ago

That's the give away that he's a newb

2points

Natasha 3 years ago

Aweee, that's actually kinda cute.

5points

Enigma wrapped in a paradox 3 years ago

I wouldn't call it romantic or a charcuterie board but it is a great looking snack

4points

Terry Tobias 3 years ago

I've had this for dinner many times. You'd be surprised how well pickles go with wine.

4points

Shara Kranz 3 years ago

Or wine with pickles?

1point

Mermaid Elle-Jaye 3 years ago

Nawww ❤️ I love the ones with effort, they are sweet as 🍎 🍎 🍎

3points

MrsTeamfrancoRC 3 years ago

I see nothing wrong here

1point

Beth S 3 years ago (edited)

You mean a Charcuterie bowl? LOL

1point

#10

My Boyfriend Made Me Homemade Ham And Cheese Sliders

Final score:

158points

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beesechurger elite 3 years ago

NOOO THE PROPORTIONS

96points

Almarako94 3 years ago

It's a modern interpretion of the over consumption of meat

11points

Gary 3 years ago

I don't know, it seems ideal.

1point

John Cordova 3 years ago

It looks cold

0points

Berit-Bärbel Rebane 3 years ago

Ham is sliding out very nicely!

12points

Shyla Clay 3 years ago

Three cheers for the ham!

0points

GoddessOdd 3 years ago

they are certainly sliding...

6points

Lisa Valen 3 years ago

Perfect job. The ham and the cheese are sliding!

3points

ᔑᓵᒷ 𝙹⎓ ᓭ!¡ᔑ↸ᒷᓭ 3 years ago

ok who THE F**K STOLE MY SLIDER RECIPE?!

3points

Mer Mellow 3 years ago

It's not even centered🥲

3points

Annie Bieber 3 years ago

Aw bless...works for me. 😁

2points

A Miller 3 years ago

I find buns of any kind unappealing, so this makes sense to me.

1point

Hollysmom 3 years ago

Well, the ham is "sliding@ right out

1point

Dog_Frog 2 years ago

I want to cry 😭

0points

#11

My Boyfriend's Go-To Nostalgia/Lazy Meal, Jalapeño Tuna And Hot Cheeto Sandwich. Fresh Dill To Elevate.

Final score:

143points

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beesechurger elite 3 years ago

Not gonna lie, this actually looks kinda good

112points

foxking 3 years ago

ye

5points

Lisa Valen 3 years ago

Is he pregnant?

12points

Beth S 3 years ago

Bahahahahaha!

2points

Kona Pake 3 years ago

At least he didn’t forget the mayo.

7points

Mary Rose Kent 3 years ago

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Loading Screen Tips🇺🇦 3 years ago

8/10 for looks, would probably eat.

6points

Jo Johannsen 3 years ago (edited)

Tuna on toasted English muffin, pepper and lemon

4points

Huddo's sister 3 years ago

Add cheese and you've got a doorstopper

0points

Elizabeth Truss 3 years ago

"Fresh dill to elevate" 😂 Not sure if Gordon Ramsay would approve!

1point

Terry Butler 3 years ago

😂

0points

Shyla Clay 3 years ago

Dill has elevator shoes?

1point

Terry Tobias 3 years ago

I'll have to try the tuna with dill sans Cheetos.

1point

Lillukka79 3 years ago

That's one of my favourites. Just tuna on sourdough and cover it with fress dill.

0points

Jo Johannsen 3 years ago

Verrry interesting

1point

Brandy Reed 3 years ago

Looks like a concoction that you would make in prison! Dang it! Now I want and incarcerrito!

0points

#12

My Boyfriend Made This Dinner For Himself: Cabbage, Previously-Frozen Meatballs, Spicy Corn Salsa. This Is A Regular Occurrence

Final score:

130points

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Turt_Le 3 years ago

I think your bf may be pregnant

270points

William Clark 3 years ago

😂

10points

June 3 years ago

You made my day 😂

5points

hhh cubed 3 years ago

Comments are way funnier than the pictures. 😂Thanks for that!

4points

Chioma Cobb 3 years ago

😂😂😂😂

3points

GoddessOdd 3 years ago

The colors put me off ... (why are the "meatballs' white?) but it's probably healthier than a lot of things we've seen on this post.

12points

Auntriarch 3 years ago

It does look weird, but the flavours probably go well

3points

Display Name 3 years ago

I thought the cabbage was slime🤦

10points

Ihave$165 3 years ago

Samee

1point

beesechurger elite 3 years ago

Time to find a new boyfriend.

6points

Scotira 3 years ago

Nah, only if he forces her/ him to eat it, too 😅

8points

Maggie Hood 3 years ago

Your boyfriend is eating compost lol

4points

Lisa Valen 3 years ago

That looks like it's already been eaten. I'm all for recycling, but I gotta draw the line here!

4points

Rose Golden 3 years ago

What the actual flying f**k

3points

ArodTheHorrible 3 years ago

Ewww... at least cut the stuff up a bit.

3points

Kona Pake 3 years ago

At least nothing goes to waste in this household.

2points

Marilyn McElroy 3 years ago

Looks like a fart fest in the maling

1point

#13

Gyoza With A Cheeto Drizzle Made By My High Boyfriend

Final score:

129points

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beesechurger elite 3 years ago

Eh, gyoza is gyoza.

70points

Shine Chisholm 3 years ago

Ebi gyoza, on the other hand...

2points

Nikki Sevven 3 years ago

Well, this is because gyoza have neither crunch nor cheese, two of the high food groups.

13points

GoddessOdd 3 years ago

And because most things benefit by adding something from the fluorescent orange food group (one of my personal favs) 😋

4points

Display Name 3 years ago

"With a cheeto drizzle" lmao

10points

christine buckley 3 years ago

Any dumpling is good whether gyoza, shumai, pierogi. They're all yummy.

3points

Shyla Clay 3 years ago

How'd he get the Cheetos to drizzle properly? Mine just lie there and wait.

2points

Elizabeth Truss 3 years ago

It takes years of experience to achieve this level of perfection.

1point

GPZ 3 years ago

Couldn't have been that high with only 4 cheetos

1point

Keisha 3 years ago

Well that explains that. But not dry dumplings.

1point

BRODOOLERINGO 3 years ago

I'm gonna have to try a Cheeto drizzle

1point

Kelly D 3 years ago

Lol. Many great tasting meals are made when high though

0points

Janice Flower 3 years ago

High??? So you guys are druggies??? That's explains why

0points

#14

Toast, Plain Indomie Noodles, And BBQ Sauce. My Boyfriend Is A Cretin

Final score:

125points

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Mer Mellow 3 years ago

no. just no.

61points

Olivia 3 years ago

Tell me about it.

3points

Ihave$165 3 years ago

I would eat it😋

6points

Jo Johannsen 3 years ago

He just walks to the beat of a different accordion player.

6points

Mama Penguin 3 years ago

Now I'm craving Indomie with a poached egg.

4points

GoddessOdd 3 years ago

Look at the bright side... he's very easy to please.

4points

Robert T 3 years ago

Well I can see what he was thinking, but it really does not resemble spaghetti on toast!

2points

Loading Screen Tips🇺🇦 3 years ago

who would think this was a good idea???

2points

Shyla Clay 3 years ago

Her (?) boyfriend.

1point

Phill Healey 3 years ago

He sure is

1point

Stephanie Wittenberg 3 years ago

Nope.

1point

CiscoZulfikar 3 years ago

As an Indonesian, wtf?

1point

#15

My Boyfriend Made Dinner. Yes, That Is The Japanese Symbol For Love!

Final score:

123points

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beesechurger elite 3 years ago

this just SCREAMS love

61points

Tom Hanlin 3 years ago

It does appear to be screaming.

14points

Auntriarch 3 years ago

It just screams

3points

Friendsfan11 3 years ago

I'm sorry but I love your user😂

1point

DoubleHeartDoctor 3 years ago

Really? 'Cause I felt like it screamed Crime Scene evidence, but maybe that's just me. 😂🤷🏻‍♀️

1point

Ein Steinbeck 3 years ago

That looks nothing like 愛

7points

Marie Fleuris 3 years ago

Maybe they were going for 心 (heart) and just royally f'd it up..

0points

RoseTheMad 3 years ago

Yep, looks just like "愛"

3points

Lisa Valen 3 years ago

REALLY? Ok, then.

2points

Angela Turrall 3 years ago

Um, is it really tho'?

1point

Bexx 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦 3 years ago

Uh….I don’t see the Japanese symbol for love. (Looks like they started it with the mustard maybe?)

1point

Aleš Kaučič 3 years ago

That's more like sign for break up

0points

Keisha 3 years ago

That's so sweet. He gets a👍👍.

0points

Kelly D 3 years ago

Cute

0points

somnomania 3 years ago

i don't know what's on that bun but it looks good to me, maybe a little less mustard

0points

#16

My Boyfriend Got High And Made A Sandwich

Final score:

123points

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Turt_Le 3 years ago

He needed to climb the ladder to reach the top of that sandwich mountain

65points

Indy 3 years ago

High times require high sandwiches

13points

Stephen Steve Stephenson III 3 years ago

I’ve been there. It’s an excellent sandwich especially paired with a family size bag of chips

9points

Mary Rose Kent 3 years ago

BBQ Ruffles!

1point

Kaj Boelsen 3 years ago

Have you considered adding cheese?

4points

LeeAnne B 3 years ago

That sandwich is high.

4points

Sola Lola 3 years ago

He was probably trying to make a Scooby Doo sandwich 😅

3points

Guinta 3 years ago

Dosnt look bad though

3points

John Baker 3 years ago

Is his name Dagwood?

2points

Erich Walz 3 years ago

Looks like it was made by Shaggy and Scooby

1point

christine buckley 3 years ago

Police? I'd like to report the .murder of a bread loaf.

1point

#17

My Boyfriend’s Exclusive Lunch - Fish Balls, Macaroni And Ketchup

Final score:

111points

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beesechurger elite 3 years ago

🤮

126points

august is mentally unstable 3 years ago

🤮🤮

6points

les 3 years ago

We're so cruel to fish, first we take their fingers and now someones eating their balls, lol

19points

(●’◡’●)ﾉ 3 years ago

Ummmmm

1point

GoddessOdd 3 years ago

Is it just my monitor, or are the colors off? The pasta is very white, and the catsup is pink.

12points

That nerd Zoe ️‍🇺🇦️‍ 3 years ago

what is catsup

3points

Liz Rogers 3 years ago

I'm really thinking that is exactly how the meal does look... Ugg!

2points

Dana Tobin 3 years ago

no the color balance/white balance in that photo is waaayyy off

0points

Nathaniel 3 years ago

That looks more like raspberry sauce for your ice cream than ketchup. What kind of cheap @ss ketchup are you buying?

7points

Jp@nda 3 years ago

Brought to you by Dollar store dinners

0points

Lisa Valen 3 years ago

Pass.

4points

Skye Mayhem 3 years ago

Normal college student food. Nothing wrong much with that. In Finland everyone puts ketchup on pasta, except me. I don't like ketchup. I'm considered weirdo. xD

1point

Shyla Clay 3 years ago

I won't eat catsup, mustard, mayonnaise, or any salad dressing.

0points

Yasmin Peña 3 years ago

Köttbullar med makaroner och ketchup!!

1point

Linda Tisue 3 years ago

Jag tänkt det och så.

0points

Henry Reining 3 years ago

oH nO

0points

Keisha 3 years ago

It's time to see other people. That's a whole new level of gross.🤢🤮🤢

0points

GramDB 3 years ago

NOOoooooooo!

0points

#18

My Boyfriend Doesn't Like Tomato Sauce On His Noodles So This Was His Solution :/

Final score:

111points

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beesechurger elite 3 years ago (edited)

….what is this at least melt the cheese

117points

Doge 3 years ago

Along with some cream, s&p, garlic, and oregano

8points

Just a girl with a brain 3 years ago

I’ve always hated tomato sauce and I’ve had this so much it’s one of my fav dishes (even if it’s not too healthy)

7points

Just a girl with a brain 3 years ago

One of my other favs is rice and cheese (it’s better than it sounds)

6points

Mermaid Elle-Jaye 3 years ago (edited)

The time it takes for this artificial cheese to melt, he could of just whisked some egg yolks and Parmesan and made a real carbonara 😂 I’m literally amazed at some peoples cooking ‘skills’

5points

Unnamed Hooman 3 years ago

The cheese isn’t artificial, it’s just cheddar. Cheddar gets shiny when it gets warm 😊

4points

Lisa Valen 3 years ago

There are MANY other types of sauces! Even a cheese sauce.

4points

Bisexual_idiot 3 years ago

looks yum

4points

GoddessOdd 3 years ago

I love pasta with cheese, but this doesn't look like real cheese. A little butter, some cheese, cracked pepper...

3points

Candy 3 years ago

What about white sauce? Or pesto?

3points

Auntriarch 3 years ago

So many options, bless his heart

1point

A Miller 3 years ago

Noodles are the perfect bread, why did you soak cheese in them??

1point

June 3 years ago

Nothing wrong. My broke self would have love it few years ago. We used to eat pasta with salt. Oil was rare. Cheese or tomato sauce were such a celebration.

1point

ArodTheHorrible 3 years ago

Darn right... cheese on pasta is ex-o-lent

1point

#19

My Boyfriend (38m) Thinks It's Okay To Make Any Food Into A Sandwich Style Meal. Here He Offers You His Stir-Fryjita.

Final score:

107points

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Loading Screen Tips🇺🇦 3 years ago

i read 38m as 38 meters and it took me a second to understand, I need some help I think

76points

Lukas-not-Luca (he/him) 3 years ago

Having a 38-meter bf would be interesting...🤔

12points

foofoofloofy 3 years ago

Some girls DO like tall boys...

6points

Lady Saltlick 3 years ago

I read it as miles. 😂

2points

Aiw Aiwou 3 years ago

Haha, same here. Then I thought - can a boyfriend have any other gender than male? It wouldn't be a boyfriend otherwise, would it?

1point

Insert Name Here 3 years ago

I actually don’t understand what it means 🤔

1point

ErrorGamer2000 3 years ago

You are not alone XD

0points

Lori Rogers 3 years ago

Mee too

0points

Annie Bieber 3 years ago

38yo Male

0points

beesechurger elite 3 years ago

Anything is a sandwich if you put your mind to it

6points

RoseTheMad 3 years ago

I've done this before with soba noodles and its actually good.

5points

Damyon Finch 3 years ago

You can literal roll up anything... I don't see the issue here.

4points

Raimei Ai 3 years ago

Ngl...that looks good

4points

Rachel Yee 3 years ago

The Japanese legit have fried noodles in hotdog buns. I think your boyfriend is on to something

3points

Eris Ea 3 years ago

Honestly it's mess free

1point

Liz Rogers 3 years ago

My son put my Thanksgiving dinner into a tortilla and fried it. I'm pretty sure he would use Chinese food too.

1point

Rosa Leff 3 years ago

I love a good gobblerito!!

0points

Dirty Matt 3 years ago

Any food can become a sandwich or wrap.

1point

Atomic_Gaming 3 years ago

That looks pretty decent

0points

#20

I'm Sick. Asked My Boyfriend To Make Me Dinner.

Final score:

107points

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ArodTheHorrible 3 years ago

How old is he?

138points

Ein Steinbeck 3 years ago

35

7points

Nanami Bear 3 years ago

He's gotta be 6 at most 🙄🤌🤌🤌

3points

Shaylin Anderson 3 years ago

Freshman in college

2points

Vikki =) 3 years ago

Ikr😂😂😂

2points

Unnamed Hooman 3 years ago

5 years old

2points

Mermaid Elle-Jaye 3 years ago

😂

2points

Ryan O 3 years ago

He's a boy. Boys never grow up.

1point

Carin 3 years ago

Apparently a 10yr old gamer lol

1point

BRODOOLERINGO 3 years ago

Eleven and a half

1point

Lightning_Thief 3 years ago

Ten?

1point

Brom Johnson 3 years ago

You know what, I'd totally love this. It's comfort food.

8points

Dana Tobin 3 years ago

yes! his parents probably made him that when he was upset and now he's passing it on

3points

shodokai 3 years ago

Teach your kids to cook. By teen years have them make dinner once a week. Start easy, pasta and simple sauce and work up from there.

8points

Bayou Billy 3 years ago (edited)

Or find the relative that can cook. Neither of my parents can go beyond warming up chicken nuggets. They're both hapless cooks. I took over at age ten via disgust...

2points

Willard Moebest 3 years ago

Who gives a c**p about his age he brings the nugs

7points

Dagoth Ur 3 years ago

You never grow out of chicken nuggies and choco milk

2points

ali lilley 3 years ago

Are you sicker now?

6points

-mafīafrog- 3 years ago (edited)

I mean at least he tried

5points

A Miller 3 years ago

When tomato sauce is its own course 😓

2points

Jo Johannsen 3 years ago

You are 6 years old?

2points

Aussie Bloke 3 years ago

What is that thing on a stick?

1point

Raptor 3 years ago

Corndog, hotdog wiener with bread/batter around it essentially

1point

Mare Freed 3 years ago

School lunch!

0points

#21

Boyfriend Made Tuna Salad With Hot Sauce And Pickles

Final score:

104points

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Loading Screen Tips🇺🇦 3 years ago

might try it 🤨

73points

Miz Chelle 3 years ago

Same

5points

M. William Bell Premium 3 years ago

It’s good.

3points

MrsTeamfrancoRC 3 years ago

Do, I highly recommend.

3points

DSbar 3 years ago

Some rice and mayo, it's really good in summer

2points

Chioma Cobb 3 years ago

Same

1point

Travis Fox 3 years ago

It's actually good. I make tuna salad all the time with jalapeno dill pickles and it's killer.

0points

Kiryn Silverwing 3 years ago

My standard tuna salad is tuna, mayo, and pickle relish, and sometimes I'll put sriracha in it, so I can totally see hot sauce working well too.

10points

(●’◡’●)ﾉ 3 years ago

Ooo yess

0points

GoddessOdd 3 years ago

Is there any other way? Hot sauce is optional, but delicious... pickles are a must.

9points

Aura 3 years ago

Put it on artisinal ancient grains bread with 8 chips on the side and charge $19 for it.

2points

That nerd Zoe ️‍🇺🇦️‍ 3 years ago

Tuna, mayo, and pickles. Try it it's SO GOOOOODD

2points

Nova McLaren 3 years ago

That's how I make tuna salad - plus a little brown mustard

1point

GPZ 3 years ago

Pickles and tuna are awesome together. Not sure about the hot sauce tho...

0points

Tom Lippert 3 years ago

I pickle celery chop it up for my tuna salad, and Frank's hot sauce.

0points

Keisha 3 years ago

Oh no. He has to and now you must also burn down the house. Just imagining a can of tuna makes me🤮🤮🤮.

0points

Kelly D 3 years ago

Hopefully the hot sauce made the tuna taste better. Reminds me of tuna helper back in the day 🤮

0points

#22

My Boyfriend Made An Inspired Dessert

Final score:

101points

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Just a girl with a brain 3 years ago

Ngl I’d eat that

95points

Display Name 3 years ago

I hope dats ice cream on dat banana

19points

maureen stemmle 3 years ago

Right? Like if that is butter or margarine then its a deal breaker.

19points

GoddessOdd 3 years ago

Deconstructed banana split... the chocolate chips are the kicker.

7points

Hazel Wasil 3 years ago

I thought they were raisins. My bad.

0points

Robert T 3 years ago

Banana Unsplit

4points

Tom Hanlin 3 years ago

I'm interested. What was this dessert inspired by?

3points

Auntriarch 3 years ago

Minions?

1point

Scotira 3 years ago

Well... a "Banana Split" looks a little different, but most ingredients are there, so... 🤷‍♀️😅

3points

Otter-Popsicle 3 years ago

I would eat that, just not the peel ;)

2points

Margaret Lacher 3 years ago

A deconstructed banana split. It would probably sell for $35 in a fancy schmancy restaurant.

1point

Craig Reynolds 3 years ago

I believe what we have here is the Ikea Hot Fudge Sunday kit and since he is a man he ignored the instructions...

1point

phil bishop 3 years ago

Banana for scale

1point

#23

Microwaved Chips, A Slice Of Cheese, And Salami. My Boyfriend’s Take On Nachos

Final score:

100points

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Firestorm Glow 3 years ago

is it wrong that I kinda want this? I love chips, and cheese and salami... what's wrong if it's a little warm?

72points

Ivanka van der Reest 3 years ago (edited)

It's not the combination that's the problem or that it's warm. It's supposed to be warm. But nachos with cheese should be done in the oven. Not the microwave. In the microwave those nachos become soggy, that's so disgusting really. Most people prefer the nachos crispy with molten cheese. You don't get that result with the microwave.

1point

beesechurger elite 3 years ago

Middle class fancy I do this all the time

7points

Seán Baron Premium 3 years ago

My new phrase, Middle Class Fancy. Thank you!

2points

Nikki Sevven 3 years ago

I make microwave nachos all the time. I mean, you just want the cheese to melt, right? (Although, I usually have chopped onions and chiles on mine too, plus whatever meat is leftover from last night's dinner.)

4points

TomCat 3 years ago

I plate it and stick it under the broiler for a minute or two, meat heats, cheese melts and then add cold toppings.

0points

Hollysmom 3 years ago

You DO NOT microwave chips, ever.

1point

christine buckley 3 years ago

It is a noble effort from someone who does not cook.

1point

Lisa Valen 3 years ago

Primitive, but it does include the basics of nachos: chips, cheese and meat.

1point

Annie Bieber 3 years ago

Yum! 😁

1point

GPZ 3 years ago

That's salami??? It looks like some form of terrifying microbial growth

0points

Keisha 3 years ago

I'll pass. I have a whole different taste in nach's and who eats them without sour cream ? You devil.

0points

Kelly D 3 years ago

So it's not really eye appealing. But I bet it's tasty 😋

0points

#24

My Boyfriend Made Breakfast.

Final score:

94points

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beesechurger elite 3 years ago

Aww

55points

GoddessOdd 3 years ago

Are the tots cooked? They are very pale... microwaved maybe? I'm also curious about what is between the tots and the celery.

7points

Elizabeth Truss 3 years ago

Possibly corned beef hash, which is super good if you make it crispy, not soggy like this.

1point

Hollysmom 3 years ago

Me too. Something mushy

0points

Liz Rogers 3 years ago

My guesses are coffee cake, a homemade granola bar or peach crumble.

0points

Dana Coleman 3 years ago

My bf never would of added veggies...he's atleast trying 🤣🤣

3points

Karin Gibson 3 years ago

What is the vomit looking stuff near the waffle ???

2points

Elizabeth Truss 3 years ago

I think it's corned beef hash, except he didn't let it get crispy in the pan. Looks like dog food vomit if it's not cooked to crispy perfection.

2points

LynzCatastrophe 3 years ago

This looks alarmingly similar to something my sisters 3 year old eats.

1point

Lisa Valen 3 years ago

The cucumber is a nice touch.

1point

Turt_Le 3 years ago

Is this before it after you are half of it? A single slice of cucumber?

1point

Terry Tobias 3 years ago

It's probably his version of a "garnish".

0points

Mare Freed 3 years ago

Bless his heart.

0points

Keisha 3 years ago

Oh poor baby he needs ALOT of help. Also why is there a lone slice of cucumber and a particular spear of celery ? What horrible thing happened with those ?

0points

voice of reason 3 years ago

Celery and cucumber? Interesting.

0points

#25

Woke Up To These Matcha Pancakes Made Special By My Boyfriend

Final score:

87points

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Turt_Le 3 years ago

Oh dear, I don't think I could manage to make myself try it

68points

Cathy 3 years ago

Is it the green? Because that's the matcha

3points

Lisa Valen 3 years ago

Green pancakes and berries. I will not eat them with a faery, I will not eat them in a dairy. I will not eat green pancakes and berries, I will not eat them at all.

30points

Tamra Stiffler 3 years ago (edited)

😂. Oh, that was perfect.

5points

Disgruntled Pelican 3 years ago

Did he also dip them in Shrek's swamp?

9points

Jo Johannsen 3 years ago

Why so soggy looking?

9points

Sarah K 3 years ago

M O I S T

5points

GoddessOdd 3 years ago

The fruit looks yummy though!

5points

Анастасия Ильяшевич 3 years ago

I love matcha, I would go for it

3points

Izzy Curer 3 years ago

Well, I do like matcha...

2points

Candy_Sneke! 3 years ago

I like matcha stuff but... these are too much

2points

A Miller 3 years ago

Wait, I don't see the pancake in these "pancakes"

1point

#26

This "Pizza" My Boyfriend Made

Final score:

85points

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Nathaniel 3 years ago

It'll be okay once it is cooked.

89points

Olivia 3 years ago

IF it's cooked.

8points

BAWK BAWK BAKAW 3 years ago

but does he plan on cooking it?

6points

AngelWingsYT 3 years ago

Pretty sure it IS cooked

4points

Mary Rose Kent 3 years ago

The “crust” looks like a corn tortilla.

3points

GoddessOdd 3 years ago

Looks like a good improvisation... go with what you've got!

3points

NatureBoy6284 3 years ago

Just spread out the cheese and it'll all be OK.

2points

Amelia Hoover 3 years ago

This is better than most pizza I make(by pizza I mean a microwaved quesadilla shell with ketchup and shredded cheese on it)

1point

Elizabeth Truss 3 years ago

Is that tuna under the cheese?

1point

ArodTheHorrible 3 years ago

Is that baby swiss?

1point

GPZ 3 years ago

A modern take on the ham & pineapple. They just forgot the pineapple (excellent) and the cheese (unforgiveable). And what's with Swiss/Jarlsberg on a pizza?

0points

Henry Reining 3 years ago (edited)

I'd eat that.

0points

Keisha 3 years ago

This looks pretty good and swiss is the best cheese in the world in my book.

0points

#27

My Boyfriend Made A Crab Meat And Caviar Sandwich And Said “It’s Too Fishy” When He Ate It.

Final score:

84points

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beesechurger elite 3 years ago

I love both crab and caviar, soooo

20points

poiplescales 3 years ago (edited)

That is just visually unappealing. I've seen piles of dead bugs that resemble this disaster.

7points

Lucas Tidwell 3 years ago

Gordon Ramsay is that you?

2points

Caleb Burrows 3 years ago

Who has caviar in their kitchen. Or crab for that matter.

5points

A Jones 3 years ago

It looks like lumpfish caviar. It's pretty affordable (in comparison to other caviar) and not bad tbh.

1point

Annie Bieber 3 years ago

Ewwwwww!🤢

4points

Linda Lee 3 years ago

Add lemon juice, a touch of good olive oil and drops of Tabasco.

3points

Aussie Bloke 3 years ago

*facepalm*

3points

Craig Reynolds 3 years ago

Captain Obvious needs to turn in his fishing license...

3points

Lisa Valen 3 years ago

I wonder why?

2points

christine buckley 3 years ago

I've had Russian caviar (in the 90s), which his really superior. It doesn't taste fishy, but is very salty

1point

Marco Conti 3 years ago

Probably because it was fake crab and caviar does taste fishy.

1point

#28

What Is Wrong With My Boyfriend? 😭

Final score:

81points

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beesechurger elite 3 years ago

Come on people. Don’t be savages. Atleast melt the cheese.

82points

seedogg 3 years ago

If those are canned sardines under the cheese, you don't want to heat those sardines unless you want to get nauseous from the smell of hot sardines!

10points

John Baker 3 years ago

Pepper jack doesn't melt well.

2points

Jules Creative 3 years ago

👀👀🤣🤣🔥🔥🔥🔥

1point

Eris Ea 3 years ago

I'm scared to ask what kinda of meat is this?!

1point

Aura 3 years ago

People in the comments: those are sardines. My brain: those are definitely large cockroaches. :(

16points

Auntriarch 3 years ago

Our brains are related...

4points

Lisa Valen 3 years ago

Well, I was going to say he seems to have forgotten butter or any type of condiment. But while I recognize the perfectly proportioned cheese, I've no idea what's under it.

8points

Bob Standen 3 years ago

Sorry I was going to add a comment about this but had to run to the toilet to barff up my breakfast, don't know why???

4points

Spittnimage 3 years ago

Giant bugs on bread?

4points

Mermaid Elle-Jaye 3 years ago (edited)

He’s English 😂 or English descent; that is what is wrong with him, they can’t help but combine fish and toast 😂 I don’t miss this smell every weekend morning

3points

Jo Bro 3 years ago

What's wrong with you that you still got this boyfriend XD

1point

Scotira 3 years ago

This might actually work to counter a hangover, if you can get it down 🤣🤣

1point

Nathaniel 3 years ago

Is that fish? With cheese that has a fruit in it?

1point

Scotira 3 years ago

Most likely it's sardine in tomato sauce...

1point

May 3 years ago

I think it's cheese with red pepper and spices, and maybe mackerel?

1point

Desiree McKinnon 3 years ago

Pepperjack

0points

GPZ 3 years ago (edited)

A lot- clearly he has sociopathic/psychopathic tendencies. 🤣

0points

#29

My Boyfriend Made Himself This As A Snack And Thought It Was Okay.

Final score:

80points

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LeeAnne B 3 years ago

I think it's ok.

55points

Beth Park 3 years ago

I've rolled a lot worse in a tortilla, like cold spaghetti.

3points

PumpernickelsBum 3 years ago

No. This is wrong. Is that ketchup?

2points

Veronica DM 3 years ago

This makes me want to cook for everyone in this comment section so you can see how easy it is to make food with tortillas that will never let you settle for this ever again.

1point

shodokai 3 years ago

if he enjoys it, it's just fine.

3points

Steve DiStefano 3 years ago

It's his snack... It's ok.

3points

Mer Mellow 3 years ago

Nobody: Literally Nobody: My Dirty Mind:😧

3points

Nathaniel 3 years ago

Your dirty mind? Mine is struggling.... but I do not think I want to know the answer.

10points

christine buckley 3 years ago

Again, MELT the cheese.

2points

Smile one 3 years ago

If the cheese is melted it would become a quezadilla

0points

seedogg 3 years ago (edited)

I hope that's taco sauce and he just didn't mind heating the tortilla and melting the cheese! California Bachelor Turbo-Snack!

1point

Wang Zhuang 3 years ago

Roll it up and enjoy. I'd have no problem eating that

1point

GoddessOdd 3 years ago

Is this catsup? It would be delicious with scrambled egg added

1point

Mermaid Elle-Jaye 3 years ago

Woooow 😂 unless he’s a stoner, this is wrong.

1point

Nikki Hilton 3 years ago

If that were salsa, it would be awesome.

0points

#30

My Boyfriend Made This For Dinner

Final score:

78points

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beesechurger elite 3 years ago

I would actually like to try this. I hear it’s like taki Mac and cheese

42points

Somewhat-Guilty 3 years ago

IT IS HORRID!!! My boyfriend made it for us once and was so excited about it... We took a bite and had to throw it away

16points

Steve Stevenson 3 years ago

I've tried it, not good. Better to make regular Mac and cheese and toss in hot Cheetos.

7points

Bexx 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦 3 years ago

I was really excited to try it but no 🤢 it’s so bad! It tastes like cardboard. I’m a huge spicy cheetos and KD lover too :(

6points

JLN 3 years ago

The non spicy one tastes like stale Cheeto's. Like legit three month old forgotten about Cheeto's

6points

Sara Robinson 3 years ago

Don't try it. They are super gross and don't taste anything like Cheetos.

1point

Aiden Haste 3 years ago

Yeah, you should. I think it's actually pretty good.

1point

Thrasher 3 years ago

I dont understand the people in the comments LOL its awesome, she should be thankful its very high end... lol

1point

Brandy Reed 3 years ago

The jalapeño cheddar one is the best!

0points

John Cordova 3 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

0points

Rudy Aleman 3 years ago

It's f****n awful

0points

Pat Bond 3 years ago

The colour is warning enough not to eat this dog s**t.

4points

Sarah K 3 years ago

I can only imagine the next morning. In the bathroom.

4points

Beanbot Toodeloo 3 years ago

How does a brand manage to ruin the greatness of Mac and Cheese so deeply and thoroughly

3points

Kaioz 3 years ago

It's soooo good... Flamin hot or original. Good job bf... Imma make it for my wife n see if I get slapped 😂

2points

Brae 3 years ago

I love this. I can't believe everybody's trashing it 🥲

1point

Evi Grimes 3 years ago

It's not great. I've had it. I'll stick with blue box.

1point

Lisa Valen 3 years ago

NO! Invasion of the Cheetos. Coming soon to a theater near you!

1point

Eliana Frank 3 years ago

why did he kill somebody and make a pasta meal from their blood and internal organs

1point

Angeline Nealy 3 years ago

I mean it is good? Ive tried these before

0points

#31

Boyfriend Made Me "Tapas"

Final score:

78points

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Jo Johannsen 3 years ago

I would eat and enjoy. Just one question... Brie or Camembert?

47points

ACatInPandasClothing 3 years ago

Both.

8points

Bob Standen 3 years ago

Where's the greens?

1point

IamMe 3 years ago

Hmm... This would probably make a pretty good pizza.

0points

GramDB 3 years ago

Melt the cheese!

0points

Jonae Robinson 3 years ago

Smash

0points

Keyrara Sanchez Michael 3 years ago

Cream Cheese?? Then Yaaas

0points

Hollysmom 3 years ago

Someone, anyone, please give these guys cooking lessons, and hurry!

0points

christine buckley 3 years ago

Or something Spanish or goaty?

0points

Karin Gibson 3 years ago

Errr no!

0points

Sarah K 3 years ago

Yum!!!

0points

#32

Pizza Hut Was Closed So My Boyfriend Made "Mini Pizzas". Tostadas, Mozzarella Cheese, Ham, And Sriracha.

Final score:

69points

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GoddessOdd 3 years ago

I'm sure it tasted better than it looks.

47points

UpQuarkDownQuark 3 years ago

Well, it looks like vomit vomited, so that’s a pretty low bar.

2points

BRODOOLERINGO 3 years ago

Everybody talkin trash about these "pizzas," but where I'm from this is comfort food. Sometimes kids just make what parents can afford to keep in the house. And before I get backlash, yes, I know these are not, in fact, pizza.

3points

Sarah K 3 years ago

Spread it out!! My eyes!! I don't understand these "pizzas" with large amounts of empty space.

1point

Mermaid Elle-Jaye 3 years ago

Like I just don’t get it, a tortilla stack or folded tortilla fried with the cheese could of been 100% better than this visually

1point

Kelly D 3 years ago

Bet this tasted good even though it looks dangerous lol

0points

GramDB 3 years ago

Needs work!

0points

Smile one 3 years ago

It looks mexican (except for the color of the tostadas)

0points

Memoryerror 3 years ago

Probably better than Pizza Hut

0points

Efrat0015 3 years ago (edited)

Kinda looks like a murder scene

0points

Hollysmom 3 years ago

At least cover the whole thing in cheese

0points

#33

Just Found Out My Boyfriend Eats Pasta With Ketchup (Yes, This Is Ketchup Only, No Tomato Sauce)

Final score:

67points

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Just a girl with a brain 3 years ago

Is it bad that I literally had this last night?

42points

Ent Hugger 3 years ago

heck no, live your food truth! lol one of my favorite "weird" snacks is egg noodles with just butter and ketchup so i'm right there with ya!

12points

Christine 3 years ago

As long as you enjoy it, nothing else matters I guess 😀

2points

Henry Reining 3 years ago

Maybe?

0points

PumpernickelsBum 3 years ago

Yes.

0points

Cofty Sweet 3 years ago (edited)

I like it as well sometimes. However, I put it a pan with butter and cheese.

0points

Flint A 3 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

0points

MAL 3 years ago

Speaking as one, a poor person can taste this meal.

6points

phil bishop 3 years ago

Home made tomato sauce. Caramelise some onions. Add chopped garlic and a few minutes later a can of chopped tomatoes and dried mixed herbs (or fresh if you have any). Way better than ketchup.

4points

Hollysmom 3 years ago

Ok, I am going to trash every bottle of ketchup I see now. This has just gone too far

3points

Chriss21 3 years ago

My husband adds ketchup on my perfect spaghetti bolognaise! Now our 4yo wants to add ketchup too

2points

Eris Ea 3 years ago

How many Italian chefs died because of this?

1point

Tobias Reaper 3 years ago

i do that do mix in some cheese and bacon or chicken works too delicious

1point

Elijah Cook 3 years ago

I am not a ketchup person

1point

Marco Conti 3 years ago

Take some thinly sliced onions, sautee them in a pan with olive oil until translucent. Drop "crushed tomatoes" (not diced, crushed or whole) in it and cook for 5 minutes. Use that instead of ketchup.

1point

._. 3 years ago

My friend does this. It is an atrocity.

1point

#34

My Boyfriend Made Pesto Chicken

Final score:

67points

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beesechurger elite 3 years ago

My dad makes pesto chicken and it’s actually quite delicious, even if it looks a little funny.

38points

Chris Walker 3 years ago

Supposed to cut up the chicken then cook it and add it to the pesto noodles. This is an odd rendition of the recipe

2points

Francisco Manuel Teruel Gutiérrez 3 years ago

Yes, but add pesto "after" the meal is cooked, don't cook the meal with the pesto in it.

0points

Nanami Bear 3 years ago

So like.... It's supposed to look green ?!

0points

Mary Besse 3 years ago

Someone killed Oscar the Grouch and put him on top of bow tie pasta!

5points

Karin Gibson 3 years ago

The huge lumps of garlic are probably a clue as to how disgusting this looks.

4points

Mer Mellow 3 years ago

Gordon Ramsay: IT'S F*CKING RAW

3points

Marco Conti 3 years ago

That is something you will never see in Italy. And it should stay that way.

1point

Caleb Wright 3 years ago (edited)

I will not eat green eggs and ham...

1point

That nerd Zoe ️‍🇺🇦️‍ 3 years ago

I DO NOT LIKE THEM SAM I AM

2points

GPZ 3 years ago

Clearly neither of you are vampires with that much garlic

0points

somnomania 3 years ago

that looks delicious actually

0points

Karen Lyon 3 years ago

No. No he didn't.

0points

GramDB 3 years ago

Hummmm!

0points

#35

So My Boyfriend Made Me Lunch Today

Final score:

63points

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Nathaniel 3 years ago

Is that a sliced open, over cooked sausage?

77points

Turt_Le 3 years ago

No it's half an avocado

22points

-mafīafrog- 3 years ago

No. It's an exploded, overcooked sausage. Much much worse 😖

16points

Cranky Gurl 3 years ago

May be the avocado pit...

5points

kyle zaccone 3 years ago

Not gonna lie. My mom had many dished in my childhood that I couldn't understand. But sliced open overcooked sausage is pretty fire.

2points

christine buckley 3 years ago

On half a tortilla?

1point

Henry Reining 3 years ago

Don't forget half an avocado.

0points

WhyAmIHere 3 years ago

Nah that's a big piece a' sh*t

0points

Linda Lee 3 years ago

Why? Just why? BP males, please help me understand why so many boyfriends would think this is acceptable.

2points

Sham Wow 3 years ago

Can't help you with that one :/

0points

Angie Chan 3 years ago

Ummm...I suppose at least it is keto...?

2points

Lisa Valen 3 years ago

He wanted you to feel you were in a high class restaurant?

2points

Antania Hughes-Turner 3 years ago

looks like he cut off evil jens lips and cooked them

1point

Kristina Meyer 3 years ago

😟

1point

Vikki =) 3 years ago

Leave. He’s attempting to poison u😂

1point

voice of reason 3 years ago

Avocado looks good.

0points

tamara jackson 3 years ago

So. You starved poor thing

0points

Kelly D 3 years ago

Yikes!

0points

#36

My Boyfriend Made A Blueberry-Milkshake

Final score:

62points

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Mer Mellow 3 years ago

And we r sure they r blueberries right?

48points

BorrowedThoughts 3 years ago

looks more like shredded paper

4points

WhyAmIHere 3 years ago

Just the round ones without legs.

0points

Tamara Kroonen 3 years ago

Only the ones without the little legs

0points

GoddessOdd 3 years ago

I'm sure it's delicious... maybe another minute in the blender wouldn't hurt.

13points

Hazel Wasil 3 years ago

My thought, exactly.

0points

Cindy M 3 years ago

I don't understand why this is wrong....

5points

Rose Golden 3 years ago

NOT TODAY SATAN, NOT TODAY

4points

Keyrara Sanchez Michael 3 years ago

Not bad not bad at all

3points

Dawn Marie Premium 3 years ago

I want this NOW!!!

3points

Otter-Popsicle 3 years ago

*SLURP*

3points

Bob Standen 3 years ago

Looks good to me.

2points

Tuna Fish 3 years ago

I bet it's delicious. I mean come on. Blueberries and ice cream. Yes, thank you.

2points

christine buckley 3 years ago

YUM!!!!!!!!

1point

#37

My Friend’s Boyfriend Made This. Apparently It Had A Strong Flavor Of Random Seasonings And It Was Spicy. The Boyfriend Did Not Finish The Bowl.

Final score:

58points

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Display Name 3 years ago

Mmmm macoroni, pepperoni, spaghetoni, hamoni, and pork

39points

-*Bubbly-Bear*- 3 years ago

You forgot beans

5points

Terry Tobias 3 years ago

Sounds like song lyrics if you say that just right.

2points

Esiaa 3 years ago

You mean porkoni.

0points

CMDR unematti 3 years ago

But zero harmony

0points

Eva Bryson 3 years ago

Is that a partially-eaten T-bone steak?

6points

Angie Chan 3 years ago

When I was in my early 20s, I made a similar hodge-podge dish...I could not eat it, and even my corgi refused to eat it. I say again, a CORGI refused to eat it. I took that as my sign from the heavens to learn to cook properly.

3points

LynzCatastrophe 3 years ago

I'm just desperate to know the reason behind cooking this in the first place.

1point

Marco Conti 3 years ago

You really can't mix pasta shapes. Different cooking times.

1point

Kelly D 3 years ago

It all mixes in the stomach anyways

0points

Kangaroo171994 3 years ago

If this is super super spicy (since they mentioned random spices)--I'm thinking Red pepper flakes could be in this and for some who are experimenting with things like that don't realize that you're only Supposed to use a tiny little pinch of that stuff. Unless that particular individual who made it got accustomed to spicy foods where it might not be spicy for them but it can and will be Spicy for other ppl esp those who hate spicy foods to begin with. For those not use to spicy foods and then eats that, it's like "milk now!" And for those who may not know: No water does not help kick spicy foods. Milk and/or certain coffees (at least for me) can help kick that spice.

0points

GramDB 3 years ago

Nooooo!

0points

Nicole Ford 3 years ago

Men are gross lol

0points

Bug 3 years ago

New concept, season pasta with a t-bone

0points

#38

My Boyfriend Made Himself Some ‘Egg Bread’ And Cheese On Toast.

Final score:

54points

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Nathaniel 3 years ago

I have never thought to combine the two? Might be a winner. Needs a tin of baked beans though.

41points

Katie Brandon 3 years ago

How to tell me your British without telling me your British.

25points

christine buckley 3 years ago

Popular breakfast sammy in US is English muffin wth fried egg ham or bacon, and cheese.

4points

beesechurger elite 3 years ago

b e a n s 💨

2points

Big Chungus 3 years ago

Anglo detected.

0points

somnomania 3 years ago

i recently tried baked beans on toast with a fried egg on top, it was EXCELLENT!

0points

Kangaroo171994 3 years ago

@Nathaniel I've never thought of doing egg and cheese on toast before...but I have done Avocado toast tho which includes an egg on toast. Not sure how they did "egg bread" like that tho. Honestly and im not trying to be mean at all males me think of a very sloppy, kinda egg melty version of French Toast. It's like the 1st piece pf bred u dip into egg before putting it in the pan and then it's not fully cooked where u can still kinda see some of the egg on it. But the egg dip is cooked enough into the bread that it doesnt look melty tho.

0points

Mountainslady1 3 years ago

Am guessing you're from Massachusetts...

0points

Loading Screen Tips🇺🇦 3 years ago

trypophobia trigger

9points

Tamara Kroonen 3 years ago

I was just gonna say it!

2points

Alisa Keyzman 3 years ago

oh nah. i have trypophobia.

3points

Angeline Nealy 3 years ago

Same i feel it forming on my hand but it aight happening

0points

Lexipoo 3 years ago

The bread on the right gives me chills

2points

Alana Voeks 3 years ago

Oh god. Trypophobia galore on the right slice, ugh 😬

1point

Robin Roper 3 years ago

That actually is probably good.

1point

Auntriarch 3 years ago

It is

0points

Angeline Nealy 3 years ago

Eeek trypophobia

0points

Henry Reining 3 years ago

"Egg bread?"

0points

Kelly D 3 years ago

Looks like it was microwaved way to long. Hope you didn't losw any teeth biting into it. If cooked right both are really good 👍

0points

GramDB 3 years ago

Needs work!

0points

#39

My Boyfriend Made Dinner

Final score:

54points

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beesechurger elite 3 years ago

What’s wrong with that? It looks like pizza

70points

-mafīafrog- 3 years ago

It's tortilla pizza! I make these a lot and they're delicious!

17points

Auntriarch 3 years ago

The purple plastic segmented dish. Sorry

7points

Abigail Coty 3 years ago

The way it’s served, I believe..

7points

Jacob Nunez 3 years ago

It’s a tortilla instead of actual dough

3points

Mermaid Elle-Jaye 3 years ago (edited)

It’s tortilla, probably ketchup for the sauce and I can tell that cheese isn’t pizza cheese of any kind.

2points

Owen 3 years ago

I agree. I've done the same thing and eaten it like a burrito. Minus the pepperoni because we don't usually have it.

1point

Alex Boyd 3 years ago

Yeah, as a quick snack/use-up-what's-on-hand meal, this is totally cromulent. If he's expecting a medal for it, that could be a bit of a red flag.

1point

WhyAmIHere 3 years ago

Without cheese

0points

Jeff Lum 3 years ago

It's topped like a 4 year old did it lol.

-1point

Elijah Cook 3 years ago

Tortilla pizza is good

1point

GPZ 3 years ago

Definitely looks more like pizza than some of the other entries on this list

0points

GramDB 3 years ago

Needs work!

0points

Jonae Robinson 3 years ago

Looks great and slightly lower in carbs

0points

Jet W 3 years ago

It's good actually.

0points

LynzCatastrophe 3 years ago

Add one on top and you get pizza quesidilla.

0points

Lady Saltlick 3 years ago

It looks like a photo of pizza printed on a tortilla.

0points

Jonae Robinson 3 years ago

Yeah it actually does lolol

0points

BasedWang12 3 years ago

fold it up and ya got a pizza taco.. Stop hating

0points

Brae 3 years ago

I don't see anything wrong with this. It reminds me of a lunchable

0points

#40

My Boyfriend Made “Elote” And Claimed It Was “Delicious”

Final score:

39points

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Jo Johannsen 3 years ago

I'd have cut the corn off the cob, but otherwise, fine by me.

25points

Elana Wilkins 3 years ago

It doesn't look like it would taste bad

1point

Candace Ortiz 3 years ago

Elote IS delicious... But this is not elote.

2points

Wicked Adi 3 years ago

My Mexican taste buds are perking up lol I would try this for sure

2points

Veronica DM 3 years ago

This is an actual Mexican dish. We usually use white crumbly cheese, but yellow cheese might be okay too. I know it sounds strange to some, but it really is delicious.

1point

Jo Johannsen 3 years ago

The people who introduced me to it also used a generous squeeze of lime. Really good.

0points

BasedWang12 3 years ago

wrong cheese, but thats basically what elote is

1point

Loading Screen Tips🇺🇦 3 years ago

kinda does look good,

1point

Jo Johannsen 3 years ago

Kinda IS good 😋

0points

GramDB 3 years ago

Ka ka!

0points

Sakeena 3 years ago

It looks great. Gonna effin try this!

0points

christine buckley 3 years ago

You don't make elote. It is a naturaly occurrng fungus that develops on occasional corn ears, kind of like mushrooms. Very Mexican.

0points

Roja Bucio 3 years ago

I think that's huitlacoche, elote is plain corn and elote preparado is the one with the mayo, queso, and chile

3points

Lisa Valen 3 years ago

Then why didn't he finish it? Huh?

0points