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35 Times Men Were So Hilariously Out Of Touch, They Earned The Title Of “Male Karen”
Don’t sweat the small stuff. It’s never worth it to waste energy being angry about things that don’t matter, and nobody wants to spend time around someone who’s constantly upset. While most of us don’t have a problem controlling our frustration, there are some men on the internet who should probably learn how to cool off before deciding to post online…
Below, you’ll find screenshots of posts that Bored Panda has compiled that were originally shared by very frustrated men. But most of the things they were upset about shouldn’t have been big deals at all. Enjoy scrolling through these hilarious posts from the male equivalents of Karens (Kevins?), and be sure to upvote the ones you can’t believe aren’t satire!
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#1
Male Karen Tries To Get A Tattoo
Fat Harry (Oi / You) 9 months ago
For non-Brits (and possibly some Brits): "It's oor baw and yoor no playin'" = "It's our ball, and you're not playing".
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#2
A Male Karen (Ken?) Pulls The Old "Twist The Story On Yelp" Move
PeTeH 9 months ago
Covid was a hard time for selfish a-holes, mandated to think about other peoples health really seemed to be an issue to them...
pfeils wife 9 months ago
Thinking about others PERIOD... is an issue for them.
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winterwidow87 9 months ago
Karens of all genders spent so much time telling everyone that no one would hire them if they had tattoos/piercings/etc. that they simply can't grasp the fact that this is no longer the case in many professions. I work in a hospital and a few years ago the head surgeon was a woman with blue hair and tattoos on her arms.
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Sally Brown 9 months ago (edited)
I saw way too many 'below the nose' mask wearers during the pandemic. And he's right, it does resemble a you-know-what hanging over.
#3
Male Karen Feels So Persecuted
Space Invader 9 months ago
Why is homosexuality against "nature"? Have those people ever paid attention to nature? There are ample of examples of homosexual behaviour in the animal kingdom, and no other animal judges them for it. Just as there are animals that change their sex, are hermaphrodites, reproduce asexually etc.
PeTeH 9 months ago
Don't see many animal speacies building churches. Then again, they don't have taxes to avoid...
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NetworkMan 9 months ago
Homosexuality has been observed in many species, mammals included. What made it 'wrong' in humans was an overzealous book club's worship of a necromancer and his reanimated son.
Untamed Snark 9 months ago
"An overzealous book club's worship of a necromancer and his reanimated son" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'll be giggling about this all day
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Crystalwitch60 9 months ago
The Bible lmao is the biggest work of fiction ever written nothing more n seems a lot of people use it as a way to be totally intolerant of others ! so glad I’m a Wiccan we don’t exclude anyone ! Well bar intolerant lunatics like them lot lol they got their own places called asylums !
MaryHadaLittleLamb 9 months ago
As a devout Red Wings fan, I am required to dislike anything the Avalanche does. But I fully support and admire this!
The Darkest Timeline 9 months ago
And as an Avs fan, I’m glad they said something even a Dead Things fan can agree with 😉
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StumblingThroughLife 9 months ago
Homophobes acting like the bible wasn't written by men, lol.
White Sauce Hot Sauce 9 months ago
Homosexuality has been observed in other species, so his nature argument doesn't hold.
pfeils wife 9 months ago
In my book, any hate speech, regardless of what group it's aimed at or what argument is used... doesn't hold.
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Everyone knows how it feels to get angry. It could be caused by finding out that a loved one lied to you for years or realizing that your savings have been drained by a stranger who stole your identity. Anger is certainly justified in some situations, and it’s not inherently a bad thing, despite how terrible the emotion might make you feel.
Jade Wu, PhD, explains for Psychology Today that anger is an emotion, not a behavior. So there’s nothing wrong with feeling it. In fact, we literally cannot help it. Dr. Wu notes that it’s a valid and useful emotion, and suppressing it is never healthy. It might motivate you to do an even better job at work or force you to reflect and find out what’s truly bothering you. But just because you feel angry doesn’t mean you’re allowed to act in aggressive or violent ways.
#4
Ran Into The Most Entitled Male Karen At The USPS Today
ucp 9 months ago
Gen X (I’m the same age). But please stop pandering to the social media click bait inter-generational mistrust. He’s an a**e. Full stop. There are plenty in all generations, just as most people in all generations are not arses.
Hippopotamuses 9 months ago
Yes. Let's not blame whole generations for individual misbehaviour.
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StumblingThroughLife 9 months ago
Eh, come on, stop with the stereotyping. Arseholes come in all ages, mate.
Crystalwitch60 9 months ago
To right they do I, 60 n I loath this label it’s insulting nasty and uncalled for
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HardBoiledBlonde 9 months ago
People born 1955 to 1964 are referred to as "Generation Jones," or "Trailing-Edge Baby Boomers."
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Crystalwitch60 9 months ago
O such thing as a boomer I’m 60 but a Karen is a Karen or in this case a Kevin lol
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Michael Largey 9 months ago
Age not relevant. OP's bigotry is as nasty as the man's behavior. Except that anger goes away, but prejudice usually doesn't.
Mason Kronol 9 months ago
Uggh. Just like everyone else is saying that is not boomer age! My husband and I are in our 50’s. Not boomers. My uncles were in Vietnam, some aunts and uncles were hippies. I see “old people” being nice all the time. Just call an @sshole an @ashole. Use their age just to say you would think they would know better.
#5
Friend Told Me To Post This Here After She Found It - Male Karens?
NetworkMan 9 months ago
I had a friend who worked in a gelato place, and the boss only hired family or young attractive girls. She was told she had to wear something long under her uniform because when she bent over to pick things up or leaned over counters, he could see her lower back skin and couldn't help but stare. He also told her she might 'need to start wearing makeup' because she wasn't as pretty as the other girls. This man was twice their age, married with two kids. She's since left and is working in her dream sector now.
Panda-sized Potato 9 months ago
And yet they let the pedophiles sexualize a 17 year old, then blame her for it.
Carrie de Luka 9 months ago
Ephebophilia, not pedophilia. Pedophilia is pre-pubescent children ONLY. I know people get bent out of shape when this gets corrected (lord knows why, NO-ONE is saying the name change makes it okay!) but there are medical distinctions for a reason. Think of the difference that puberty makes. As I said, it DOES NOT MAKE EITHER ONE OKAY.
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Hyacinth (Any pronouns) 9 months ago
I think it was a prom for all the homeschooled kids in the area? Otherwise it would just be a party I think. But I'm just guessing here.
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FanDaPanda 9 months ago
I got the cops called on me at a middle school football game bc some dads were commenting on me and me eating a lollipop at half time. I was really yelling some not nice things but I was like 12. I was a cheerleader for the home team?! The cops didnt do ANYTHING. I didnt get kicked out but neither did the dad. Left him standing there to watch the 7th grade cheer team.
#6
Convo I’m Having Now With A Friend Who Works Tech Support For A Major Tech Company
Fat Harry (Oi / You) 9 months ago
I'd majorly complain about that too.... it's "With whom do I have the pleasure of speaking?" :)
Pa 9 months ago
The Karen here is extreme. But, there is a chicken chain here in the states where the employees have to say, "It's my pleasure (to serve you.)" In this day and age it is kinda weird and awkward sounding and I'm always embarrassed for the employees who have to say it. Enforced corporate speak 'sincerity' is something no one appreciates.
Tabitha 9 months ago (edited)
I never liked the canned scripts the “suits”, who never had to answer a work phone by themselves in their lives, have decided sound natural and friendly—-when they actually sound fake as f**k and forced. Sometimes downright creepy.
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I could have understood if he had accused the employee of lying ... because it most definitely NO pleasure of working with that customer.
Fuhleeheece 9 months ago
Okay, then. "Whuddya want? Oh, fer chrissakes, ya dumbass, fuggedaboutit!" How's that?
tori Ohno 9 months ago
About 40 years ago a woman in Idaho wanted the words he, she, and it banned, especially from schools. She said he and she were obscenely sexual, and it reminded her of a neutered animal. If sexual words are offensive, why would a non sexual (neutered) animal be offensive also?
StumblingThroughLife 9 months ago
Was this in England, or was it a Brit? 😁 Still used over here (by posh peeps, mostly.)
Lena Flising 8 months ago
This is a bit offensive, yes, to the language police inside... Either you speak TO someone, or you are speaking WITH someone. Don't do both of them at the same time, please.
Like any other emotion, anger can manifest itself physically. Better Health explains that it can even cause health problems, such as headaches, digestive issues, insomnia, depression, high blood pressure, skin problems like eczema, heart attacks and even strokes.
But finding healthy ways to express your anger can be great for your physical and mental health, and may even improve your social life. Getting your anger out might allow you to rest easy and sleep peacefully at night. Plus, you’ll probably feel happier, and your loved ones will likely be more interested in spending time around you if you’re exuding positivity.
#7
This POS Disappointed In His Genderless Shoes
Brittania Kelli 9 months ago
Imagine being triggered by shoes. Shoes. I am a girl with UK size 11.5 (US size 13) feet and have had to wear 'mens' shoes since I was around 10. This did not make me any less a girl. Because they are shoes. Shoes.
Clown fish 9 months ago
Shush you'll upset the men by wearing their shoes! Lol. I have to buy kids shoes sometimes I'm 39. I'm now a child by this man's standing 😂😂😂
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NetworkMan 9 months ago
Ah yes, gay shoes. That's why I only buy shoes with trucks, fighter jets and guns on them, don't want people to think I'm gay.
Don Adams 9 months ago
To be safe, I am going to hang smaller versions of those truck testicles you see dangling from the tow hitch on the ends of my shoelaces.
Load More Replies... Java Addict 9 months ago
Reminds me of when Target stopped dividing their toy isles by gender. People flooded their Facebook saying that the company was trying to turn their kids gay. Absolute morons.
HardBoiledBlonde 9 months ago
Target is being boycotted by many now due to their ceasing DEI initiatives.
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François Bouzigues 9 months ago
When i was in high school, all girls wore Doc Martens. I´d say it qualified as unisex before it was a thing. OP has issues.
me myself and i (she/her/they) 9 months ago
wow i love how BP will censor innocent words in random posts but not a slur against the LGBTQ+ community ("t r a n n y").
#8
G) He’s The Male Karen
Teresa Walker 9 months ago
You mean after Jan 2025.. that's when this s**t really started hitting the fan.
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Ann Tiques 9 months ago (edited)
“You built your empire on natives and slaves like the truth won't Resurrect waging war from its grave.” - Saul Williams
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FanDaPanda 9 months ago (edited)
Hes here legally. Hes also now an American. This is also his country. He cant sit down right now...hes busy working his a*s off in crazy heat to better a fellow Americans home while this pansy sits on his butt judging people. As my preschool teacher always said "worry about yourself"
Binky Melnik 9 months ago
I’m white and American, so I’m a gringa, and I dunno what the guy’s problem with the word is unless he doesn’t know what it means. But I fully expect him to be angry with anyone who isn’t lily-white, born in the US, and speaks English as a first language. 😕 For several years now, NYC has been majority Hispanic, so when I see people giving Latinos a hard time about their English (“Talk English proper or go home!”) I hafta laugh at their stupidity, as *they* need to be speaking Spanish if they wanna talk to the majority!
Load More Replies... Crystalwitch60 9 months ago
Wow white supremacy n full blown racist much !!!! Evil people them kind pure evil !
nicholas nolan 9 months ago
Hi, bro, I'm white as s**t. My people have been in America since the 1620s. Fought in the revolution and all. I'm pretty American(unfortunately). And I say f**k you and "your" country. There, there's some disrespect, a*****e.
Panda Cat 9 months ago
I’m white as sh-t too and my family has been in the US for a fraction of the time a lot of Hispanics have yet no one tells me to go back to Sweden. Racists don't realize the Southwest was Mexican so we’re on Native American and Mexican land.
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#9
Male Karen Complains That Ben Nevis (Great Britain’s Highest Mountain) Is Too Steep And Too High, And Leaves It A 1 Star Review
Miriam Insidecor 9 months ago
He's so stupid to expect facilities on a bloody mountain. Moron.
Karen Krause 9 months ago
Buh but, Mount Snowden has a pub, restaurant, and toilets! Every mountain should have those on top, including Mount Everest!
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NetworkMan 9 months ago
The world has become a weird place where you can leave a review on a mountain, complaining that the mountain is too mountain-y and the clouds are too cloudy.
Armac 9 months ago
I climbed Everest, it was cold and really high. There were no facilities whatsoever. 1star🤷🏽♂️
Anxious Tamago 9 months ago
I'm a tour guide in Norway, I had Karens asking for the manager of the fjords cause trees obstruct the view.
Crystalwitch60 9 months ago
Your kidding me 😳trees the things we humans need to live lol people worry me they really do 😂
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Tropical Tarot 9 months ago
Yes they are that stupid. Work in customer service for a few months. You will discover this.
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Panda Kicki 9 months ago
He should go to Madeira. There is a mountain top.where you can park at the top, buy an icecream and go to the toilet. There may be clouds though.
Simon Williams 9 months ago
And no railway train to the summit. Unlike the organised Welsh on Snowdon.
However, it’s possible to let your anger run a little too wild. If you’re posting on Facebook that you’re furious about your friends not wishing you a happy birthday, you might have a problem.
When it comes to the signs of anger issues, Priory Group notes on their site that red flags include hurting others verbally or physically, getting upset over small or petty things, getting mad about the same things regularly, breaking objects out of anger, getting mad after drinking and experiencing physical symptoms like headaches, heart palpitations, sweating and anxiety.
#10
Drama At The Nearby Cafe. Male Karen Is Apparently Still Protesting Out Front
Bart 9 months ago
Being from the middle east wearing robe with his dude friends, he might get shot on sight...
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Panda Kicki 9 months ago
I can once again see that US christianity sometimes is very different from Sweden. Here many church staff has rainbow pins and "You are safe with me"
nicholas nolan 9 months ago
My USA church is the same. One church of my denomination has been flying a huge pride flag daily since 2016, at the latest. Also, Back in the 80s, the fisrt place I learned gay people were human was in what was considered a very conservative Catholic church at the time. Everything in pop culture told me the dead opposite. I think this is an American Evangelical thing.
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Judes 9 months ago
So this man came into the restaurant with his FAMILY. Was it a MAN and WOMAN and some KIDS? But doesn't this mean they had S.E.X?? I'm so DISGUSTED about them throwing their SEXUALITY and the fact they had S.E.X in everyone's face.
Ann Tiques 9 months ago
YES!!! Thank you. They are always shoving this whole hetero family thing in everyone’s face all the time. I’ll bet they were wearing wedding rings, too. Sinners at dinner encouraging everyone else to sin, too.
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Smeghead Tribble Down Under 9 months ago
I'd rather be surrounded by 100 or more gay men and women and transgender peoples, than one fkn ''christian''. If Jesus existed he would WEEP at what people are doing and saying in his name.
Libstak 9 months ago
Im christian, you're safe with me. Well, gnostic christian, we gonna have to have each others 6 on this one to be honest.
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NetworkMan 9 months ago
'Wear your se*ual business at work', a rainbow. A f*cking rainbow. If a rainbow pin is showing your se*ual business, is a cross not doing the same thing? I don't know if I need to censor words in comments, but I saw them censor the name 'D**k' yesterday, so I can only assume I'm not safe.
Bartlet for world domination 9 months ago (edited)
Just replace one of the letters https://gist.github.com/StevenACoffman/a5f6f682d94e38ed804182dc2693ed4b
Load More Replies... MonsterMum 9 months ago
You have children that you walk around with, evidence that you had sex, I feel sick!
Apachebathmat 9 months ago
Some people are just hideous aren’t they? What business is it of theirs to judge people on who they love? Glad they got thrown out, shame we can’t throw this type of ignorance right off the face of the planet
K. LNU 9 months ago
All these “Christians” seem to be throwing other words into their bible. Mine states: “Jesus said unto him, Thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy mind. This is the first and great commandment. And the second is like unto it, Thou shalt love thy neighbor as thyself.” (Matthew 22:36-40) Or maybe they just don’t love themselves…
Nannychachi 9 months ago
They don't understand the true love of Christ that He requires us to have for EVERYONE and, therefore, don't have that love in their hearts. These are not Christians (followers of Christ). They deceive themselves.
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Tim Richards 9 months ago
Please go stand for Jesus somewhere else and get out of my way. Your faith is not mine nor do you get to dictate how I live.
#11
This Male Karen's Review Of A Water Fall Near Me
Ashtophet’sRevenge 9 months ago
I’m sure he would like to speak to her manager…
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Oerff On Tour 9 months ago
I'm sorry, the local manager is currently indisposed. He's in the hospital for double pneumonia in Rome. The Big Boss is available directly through Holy Prayer. Beware, He's a bit busy, as he now has to answer the questions of 8 billion people, although his Son helps Him by taking the Prayers of about a quarter of them. Answers might take a while, but your complaint might Miraculously be moved to "Fix immediately
Remi (He/Him) 9 months ago
Trump would make that happen. He did open the dams so there would be "water flowing to California" after the wildfires were almost out. Of course the water in those reservoirs was meant to be used in the farms during the hot and dry summer months, but - details.
Panda-sized Potato 9 months ago
Guess they should have turned on the faucet. The government can do that for them.
Ghostpotato 9 months ago
Reminds me of a few summers ago when it was very hot and the water line at a popular beach was unusually low, there were not one but several complaints that it should be "fixed"...
Crystalwitch60 9 months ago
Reminds me of a comment left on tripadvisojr for the lovely Cotswolds pub my daughter works in in our village lol …. A customer a few yrs back left one complaining the ceilings where to low and the locals to loud erm it’s a posh village lmao so the manager had fun with this one …. I’m sorry you didn’t enjoy your stay if you could let us know in advance and we will raise the ceilings for you on our 18th century pub and kick out all our locals 😂😂😂 like people worry me lmao
Michael Largey 9 months ago
More interesting? Well, they could import some grizzly bears and make this their water source.
#12
Male Karen Starts A Fire To Avoid Wearing A Mask
Multa Nocte 9 months ago
Isn't it against the law to destroy government currency or to start a fire in an establishment?
François Bouzigues 9 months ago
Destroying money is punishable by up to 10 years in prison
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Mason Kronol 9 months ago
Yes! I learned early in bartending how to put my finger over the soda/pop gun to send a really far stream into a trash can on fire because of an ashtray dumped or an unruly customer.
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Mark Karol-Chik 9 months ago
Hmm, overweight- check. S****y beard- check. So lazy, that he can only wear sweat pants in a public restaurant- check. Looks like a MAGA-asshat to me.
Riley Quinn 9 months ago
Why weren't the cops called on this a-hole? I'm not into cricket, but having a bat at the ready would come in handy for disgusting specimens like this one.
Ray Carrillo 9 months ago
Call a law enforcement for arson, breaking regulations and being a drunk a*s.
As far as what causes anger issues, they might stem from being threatened or treated unfairly, being publicly humiliated, struggling with financial issues or stress at work, negative past experiences, trauma, bereavement and grief or other mental health conditions. But no matter where the frustration is coming from, it’s important to recognize when it starts spiraling out of control.
#13
Male Karen Demands Mexican Cops To Speak English While They Try To Search His Vehicle At A Checkpoint In Mexico
Tabitha 9 months ago (edited)
Oh hell yeah. A Karen, male or female, spending a couple nights in a Mexican jail would do them (and the rest of the world) a world of good
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Lew k 9 months ago
Uh... what an idiot. In Mexico the cops can do just about anything they want. I haven't been down there in awhile so maybe things have changed but the advice even from the locals use to be to keep 50$ or so to bribe the cops just so they don't jam you up.
BeesEelsAndPups 9 months ago
I wish it weren't the case. I lived in Mexico for years, and I would keep cash on me when driving for this purpose yes. It's mostly just bluster tbh. They can take you to the station, but they can't actually arrest you if you've done nothing wrong. That said, the station can be far away, and they will impound your car in a different place, and you'll have to get it out yourself. They can make you have a really bad day.
Load More Replies... Crystalwitch60 9 months ago
Erm op how about you learn to speak Spanish when u visit mecico !!
KatSaidWhat 9 months ago
It's the right way up for him when he looks down though? :-P
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#14
Met My First Male Karen. Complained About Us Talking, But Was On Conference Meetings At 4:55am On The Train
Earonn - 9 months ago
Well, that's a nice moment to look over his shoulder and ask the other conference members how's it going and that it's really interesting what you learn about the ins and out of their business. Extra points if it's a company in finance or pharma, with really sensitive data. :)
Upstaged75 9 months ago
Or look over his shoulder and say loudly "Oh, that's my favorite gay porn site too!".
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Riley Quinn 9 months ago
Ummm, he's on a conference meeting in a public space and expects everyone to be quiet. He's glad it wasn't me and my friends because we would've started singing as off-key as possible.
Kat Alison 9 months ago
Why was somebody having conference meetings on a train? And why 4:55 in the morning?
Neopet22 8 months ago
Can either be overnight work or maybe the business has branches in other countries where it's morning for them. My previous job was like that,they had affiliations with different brands in other countries so we had to work on their time zone.
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Uncle Schmickle 9 months ago
He should have been wearing headphones. Besides which, who wants to hear him blathering on a conference meeting ..... p**s off !
Alexander Cameron 9 months ago
Report him to his boss for not paying attention to the conference call.
Crystalwitch60 9 months ago
I’m with the bloke complaining ! do your work in the office not at that time on a train !
Remi (He/Him) 9 months ago
The title says he complained about others talking on the train and then went on to have a meeting on his laptop at 4:55am.
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Male Karen Wonders If Screaming At A Cashier For Just Doing Her Job Makes Him An A**hole
Binny Tutera 9 months ago
He was fishing for an answer that validated his cruelty.
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Remi (He/Him) 9 months ago
If the machines are down and the cashier says there's nothing they can do about it, you can be certain that just about everyone working there has already tried to fix them so a customer coming in and having a fit about it and berating people for things outside their control isn't going to fix anything
ucp 9 months ago
Self-answering question. YTA if you feel the need to shout at anyone at work (unless it’s in support)
Tabitha 9 months ago (edited)
And then proceed to get in the face and yell at the fellow customer who tried to comfort the poor employee. A court-mandated intense anger management program is what this m**o really needs. One where they beat the s**t out of you (and I don’t mean metaphorically) every time you raise your voice above a whisper.
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Healthline notes that there are also a few different types of anger issues: outward, inward and passive. Outward is the most obvious kind, which usually manifests in shouting, cursing, throwing or breaking things, or being aggressive towards others. Inward, on the other hand, is when someone is extremely angry at themself.
This might cause them to engage in negative self-talk, s*******m or deny themself things that bring them joy. And finally, passive anger issues are at play when someone expresses their anger in subtle or indirect ways. This might involve the silent treatment, sulking, being sarcastic or passive-aggressive and making snide comments.
#16
Male Karen In My City
Multa Nocte 9 months ago (edited)
REALLY stupid. And tuck in your undershirt.
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Seán Hannan 9 months ago
If he wants to claim to be white, he needs to invest in some sunscreen. He is very obviously red, not white.
Jcqs 9 months ago
Just like a true american patriot; red (skin), white (hair) and blue (balls)!
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FanDaPanda 9 months ago
I support men of every color but my god they have to realize that we're just doing "whats good for the goose is good for the gander" no one hates you. We're just treating you like our equals until we can be treated like yours
Tabitha 9 months ago
Of course you shouldn’t have to apologize for who and what you are—-unless of course you’re another Hitler or Stalin or Jack the Ripper or, well, you get the idea. Be proud of the good things that make you You, never losing sight of the other things that unite you with everyone else. We’re all humans, after all. But that does not give you the right to denigrate anyone else for being proud of who and what they are, with the same exceptions, of course.
Montanavanna 9 months ago
Indeed, our candle looses no light when we light another candle. In fact, we get brighter, stronger!
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Casey Payne 9 months ago
"Oh darn. That's disappointing news. All the children are going to be beside themselves. They put so much effort into the parade float and everything. Won't you please reconsider? Everyone was waiting so patiently. We were going to have cake and ice cream. All white. I hope this doesn't cause a riot."
#17
Male Karen Doesn't Like Middle Eastern Food
The Scout 9 months ago
Clearly the problem isnot not trying the bread butdeliberately trying to split up the family, and to use "dislike of spices" to project a xenophobic world view.
Space Invader 9 months ago
Going on about DNA tests might also be a small part of the problem.
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Pernille 9 months ago
Is Pakistani food considered middle eastern? I've always considered it to be asian, but since I like both I never thought much about it.
XenoMurph 9 months ago
Pakistan is not in what the West would call Middle East
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Earonn - 9 months ago
The "boy" is clearly old enough to have a son at teenage age. And still this guy cannot treat him like an adult. No proof the child is his grandson? He wouldn't say that if it was his skin colour. He's just a racist prick, and I hope his son realises that and removes him from his life. Honestly, folks, get rid of racist family members. Life is so much better without having to endure their s**t.
Broad Panda 9 months ago
Exactly the kind of wisdom expected from someone who thinks Pakistan is in the Middle East.
Panda Kicki 9 months ago
I wonder if he ever made the son eat anything they served him... "You will eat what you are served"
BookFanatic 9 months ago
We (US) had a similar situation at work. Our lovely new coworker brought some traditional Indian dishes for a staff potluck. Nobody touched them. I loaded my plate and went back for seconds. Asked for the recipes. Will never tell her Indian food--it turns out--really does NOT agree with my stomach.
Vinnie 9 months ago
I don't understand your colleagues' lack of curiosity or interest. I'm glad you tried it. At worst, next time you can say you have an allergy.
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Learner Panda 9 months ago
So OP just dismissed the food from an entire country? I don't like hot/spicy food, but I can honestly say I have tried them before saying I don't like them.
john doe 9 months ago
Hahaha the war on flavor has another soldier, just stick to Chick-fil-A, the don't like spices there either.
Broadredpanda 9 months ago
It’s not the point. He’s a racist and wouldn’t even try the bread. He won’t accept him if it is proven. Disgusting MF he is!
Load More Replies... nottheactualphoto 9 months ago
"I shouldn't have to eat food I don't like." Are you a toddler? Also: you haven't tasted it. You don't know if you like it or not. Same question.
#18
On Halloween, Someone Reported This House In Baltimore To The Health Department For Illegally Running A Restaurant Out Of A Residence
Janissary35680 9 months ago (edited)
It's a reference to a "Bob's Burgers" (long-running cartoon TV series) episode in which the protagonist's burger joint is shut down by a vindictive health inspector for allegedly serving meat contaminated with human flesh.
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Riley Quinn 9 months ago
The problem with Karens, male or female, is they have too much time on their hands. It's as if they patrol the area to find trouble. Hey, how about rolling up your sleeves and busying yourself with some volunteer work?
KDav 9 months ago
If you haven't seen the first episode of "Bob's Burgers," I can see how this would be weird. But for those of us who DO watch the show (current TV hyperfocus for me), I'd want to find the biggest tub of mayo I could and leave it as an offering for their creativity, especially if they have a hot tub...
Caryn C Crespo 9 months ago
I really really really hope they were giving out those little hamburger gums! https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRkefTJTPuucEi9aaaSwzP18yeZ6_DG6u5oxHVpvk-n7LNvhLEWxIBcea5S7gViORa81Zk&usqp=CAU
Delta Dawn 9 months ago
Karen behavior to report this to the health department. It’s obviously for Halloween
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#19
Male Karens Are Out In Force In Wisconsin
Earonn - 9 months ago
The "unafraid" are currently pissing their pants a lot instead of defending their government against an apartheid trust fund kid and his 19 year old Big Ballz....
Kevin Hickey 9 months ago
He's not afraid to infect elderly vulnerable people with a deadly virus.
#20
Male Karen Can’t Understand Why Leaders In War Zones Can’t Dress Nicely
Cee Cee 9 months ago
President Zelensky has an extremely difficult row to hoe. He's not got time to worry about suits etc. when Russia (and now Trump) are trying to over-run his homeland. The fact that the OP has a blue tick says it all.
SheHulk 9 months ago
I cannot believe the things that Trump and co has said about Zelensky etc.... It is literally unbelievable the s**t that is coming out of the mouth of a so called world leader.
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Jo Firth 9 months ago
The United States has a convicted felon/rapist for a president. What's to offend?
Montanavanna 9 months ago
Isn't it wild that the oversensitivity to "offensive triggers" only applies one way for a certain subset of folks? Yet they are allowed to freely offend and dismantle our institutions meant to protect people and spread hate "for the good of the country". Bollocks (am I using that correctly?)
Load More Replies... ucp 9 months ago
Well, the leader of the United States is disrespecting Zelenskyy and Ukraine pretty flipping massively at the moment. In a shirt and (badly tied) tie.
Montanavanna 9 months ago
His sidekick or overlord we could call him loves the T-shirt ballcap look. Who's being "disrespectful" now, hmm? I don't care what you wear, you do you boo. I do care about what you SAY and DO.
Load More Replies... Crystalwitch60 9 months ago
I rather think the guy has way to much else to worry about than wearing a f*****g suit a*****e !
Montanavanna 9 months ago
Haha yup! Pretty sure his suits were burned up in all that bombing. Ya know, the kill em all mentality. How unevolved is it that the remedy for leaders having disagreements is to murder their people. Appalling. I understand the need for war in the past but I would argue we really have evolved past war. The people advocating and implementing it are stuck in outdated paradigms that no longer serve humanity. War only benefits those that profit off it.
Load More Replies... Earonn - 9 months ago
Doesn't the president of the United States have a clear criminal record? I wouldn't address him being a rapist.
Montanavanna 9 months ago
Its wild, right! I have been arguing with people and my smoking gun is ALWAYS that he is a self admitted rapist. He said it, him self, with his mouth. Not only did he get elected after that recording came out the interviewer got fired over it. If Clinton can get impeached for using his power position to get a beej in the Oval what the f**k are we doing? Have faith, I really believe he will not make it the full year as our president. He has shown his a*s while he scrambles to maintain control. And that a*s gonna be real busy in the clink. So I perceive our future to play out.
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Child of the Stars 9 months ago
All the press footage of Zelensky, and it never even crossed my mind to wonder why the person in charge of a country at war wasn't wearing a perfectly tailored suit...
Dragons Exist 9 months ago
As an American, I'm sure that him not wearing a suit isn't what's "disrespecting" the US right now
#21
Male Karen Complains About Showing ID To Buy Beer
The Scout 9 months ago
Some People clearly are unable to differentiate between "I am right" and " I have behaved so badly others want to get rid of me fast by appeasing me". This behaviour is a direct result of the American "service mindset". In most european countries, this woud result in a lifetime ban instead of a "Have a nice day, sir".
Johannes Wagner 9 months ago
The actor, who is playing the role of the president under the great muskator, is using the same tactic: Just act like a toddler throwing a tantrum and you will get whatever you (or your leader) wants. Very sad for the United States and the world!
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NetworkMan 9 months ago
I'm not an American, but the Fourth Amendment says 'protects people from unreasonable searches and seizures by the government'. Last I checked, showing someone my ID isn't a search or seizure, and a cashier isn't the government.
tori Ohno 9 months ago
As an American, you are correct sir. They should have banned that old turd.
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Tucker Cahooter 9 months ago
Well, I looked up the Fourth Amendment and I am struggling to see how it applies to his situation
Tabitha 9 months ago
The 4th Amendment has to do with unreasonable search and seizures. WTF does that have to do with this situation? Oh yeah, I forgot. OP is an uneducated a*****e who has no clue what he’s talking about, but thinks saying a random number with the word “amendment” next to it makes him look smart. F*****g idiot.
Binky Melnik 9 months ago
Don’t forget that a seeming majority of people in the US thinks the first amendment gives them the right to say whatever they want, despite the fact they were taught in school that it says the government won’t make any laws abridging freedom of speech. If they can’t understand or remember one amendment, there’s no reason to believe they can understand or remember any of the others. 🙄
Load More Replies... Earonn - 9 months ago
I get that they just want to get rid of this kind of arsehole, and that the CEOs don't care about it, but I wish stores would just open the door to let him leave and then put the stuff back. Yes, you avoided the situation now, but others and perhaps yourself will have to deal with this c**t again and again because he feels emboldened. Taking a stand is curing the disease, giving in is managing the symptoms.
Tabitha 9 months ago (edited)
I would make him out his own stuff back—-while being supervised by the biggest and meanest looking employee in the store, so he does it correctly and not half-assed—-and make him pay for any of it that had already spoiled.
Load More Replies... Child of the Stars 9 months ago
Depending on the state, it may have been more than just company policy. In some states, a business can lose their liquor license if they're caught not ID-ing all customers who want to purchase alcohol.
Binky Melnik 9 months ago
Regardless of laws or policies, it’s simply MUCH quicker to show your ID Ethan to argue about it. I show mine despite being older than Methuselah because it’s not worth the discomfort of putting up a fight and pissing off the people behind me. Besides, it’s SUCH an easy thing to do, and these people who argue aren’t doing a damned thing to change either the law or the store policy anyway!
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OhnoI’vebeencensored 9 months ago
If you stop at “to which he responded ‘HONK HONK’”, this story improves immeasurably.
Karen Krause 9 months ago
I live near a major university. Selling beer to a minor can lead to major fines and loss of your liquor license. You can't always tell ages by just looking at people, so most places around here will just ask for ID from everyone, and that way there's no problems having cashiers guess ages, and guess wrong when a plant is sent in when ATCC is checking that they aren't selling to minors.
Bill Mills 9 months ago
Stop being so logical, this jerk is well beyond caring about anything but himself and being right.
Load More Replies... Dragons Exist 9 months ago
Of course it has 46 upvotes, with the upvote arrow being Trump, because Reddit
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#22
A Male Karen Just Being Sexist On The Internet
Libstak 9 months ago
Given 54% of the world is female....we would like have a say, personally i love action movies BUT when there is only a male leading cast or it all revolves around mindlessly beating each others brains out with no female leads outside of bimbo call girl culture wanna bes i get pretty freaking bored, so sod off, the other half of the human race has entertainment ideals that do not include mysoginistic representations of women to cater to.
whineygingercat 9 months ago
Add the Tomb Raider films. the Angelina Jolie ones. also, Charlie's Angels
Montanavanna 9 months ago
Ooh the movie Vigilante with Olivia Wilde...beautiful, powerful, worth a watch for sure. Lucy with Scarlet Johanssen, amazeballs!
Load More Replies... john doe 9 months ago
"I don't want to see some woman, give me a strong ripped sweaty dude any day" lol I think these types are so deep in the closet they don't actually know they are in one.
Montanavanna 9 months ago
Haha that reminds me of the idea that when picking spicy films does the man desire a huge, um cast or a tiny little cast...wasn't that from a movie?
Load More Replies... Space Invader 9 months ago (edited)
"Aliens" would like a word with you. As would "Terminator 2". Come back when you're actually old enough to watch the movie genres you whine about.
smithyjones 9 months ago
Yes, the "Barbie" movie would have been much better if she was played by a man
#23
Male Karen Tried To Punch Out My Disabled Mother’s Window For Not Turning Her Aircon Off In 30 Degree Weather Screaming About Pollution. We’re All Shaken, Absolute @$$hole
Smeghead Tribble Down Under 9 months ago
If that was MY mother I'd likely be in gaol right now.
Space Invader 9 months ago
Nah, I'm pretty sure everyone present would testify he just fell and hit his head. Repeatedly. With surprising enthusiasm...
Load More Replies... Crystalwitch60 9 months ago
I’ve got a t shirt lol as says I’m gonna let karma fix it .. cos if I fix it I’m going to jail ! lmao apt for most of these I think lol
Linda Robinett 9 months ago
I live in California and there are sections of California that use so much power for air conditioning that they issue warnings. No one is forced to turn it off. 86 degrees Fahrenheit I30 Celsius) is actually dangerous to older people.
Panda Kicki 9 months ago
Was the car running in a area where it was forbidden? That could have happened here as well, some take that rule very litterary.As some a*s hats gladly let the car run for.extended periods of time I sort of get the irritation.
Kit Black 9 months ago
How exactly does that justify trying to punch someone's window????
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Male Karen Will Call The Police If You Decorate Your Yard With Skeletons
Earonn - 9 months ago
Gosh, boy, wait until you walk into a church and see the images of a man being tortured hanging on the wall...
Fat Harry (Oi / You) 9 months ago
I don't go in for Halloween, but if I received this you'd better believe my front garden would look like a graveyard.
Space Invader 9 months ago (edited)
What's "modern" about ugly beings and skeletons as decorations? Has he ever looked closely at gothic cathedrals and churches?
Panda Cat 9 months ago
Not likely. He’s in the US. Do you think he travels?
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Sue User 9 months ago
Hello, 911, i would like to report a halloween decoration.
Load More Replies... StumblingThroughLife 9 months ago (edited)
It's not a big thing over the Pond, but how is what peeps do in their own gardens, esp on these occasions, their business? - if they're not impacting you (eg: noise/light pollution AFTER 11pm, to 7am - I'm assuming the USA have similar restrictions)? Neighbours like this will make you want to live in isolated places. 😅
Crystalwitch60 9 months ago
I do live in an isolated place kinda lol little Cotswold village but do we act like that bloke NOPE , we live n let live as it should be
Load More Replies... Caryn C Crespo 9 months ago
Oh man if I was this guy's neighbor I would just have to go and get all the Halloween decorations! And you know what?! I won't need to store the stuff all year if I just keep it up all year!
Untamed Snark 9 months ago
He's right, don't store your skeletons in the closet, leave them in the yard and change the setup seasonally
Melissa Boone 9 months ago
He also said "untasteful". The word he was looking for is "distasteful". Mike is not a scholar.
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#25
Male Karen Harassing Burger King Employees For Their English Accent And Making A Scene
He was so offended he didn't understand what she's saying and went on a rant saying he'll get them fired and asking for the Manager's boss's email. The employee have written the number for complaints but he wouldn't take it and kept saying they're the worst and he'll stay here so night and put this on social media (I'm beating him lol) and wanting them to get fired. I have another longer video. The situation ended because I couldn't just watch and told him to f**k off and he left. Sadly no one else helped.
Janissary35680 9 months ago (edited)
Where is this Burger King? In Scotland? Wales? Ireland? Some other place still mad at the English?
Ksusha Priadikhina 3 months ago
This is Turkey, from the words I can see on the right
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Vicki Perizzolo 9 months ago
that is my main problem with people... video everything and NEVER actually help. Jerkoffs.
Linda Robinett 9 months ago
I do watch British TV programs with the closed captioning on but I don't remember having too much of a hard time understanding anyone in person. (Glaswegian is a tad hard)
Jaya 9 months ago
This is not in the UK, it's in Turkey (you can see in the text on the right that it's not an English speaking country)
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The Parking Spot Is Reserved
Oerff On Tour 9 months ago
Pull the guy away by his feet to the tree and spread his legs on both sides, then tie his shoelaces together.
ghost gurl 9 months ago
Tell the man, "Its ok! Im calling 911! I will get you an ambulance! You will be ok!" ignore any and all responses.
Nikole 9 months ago
I agree! And/or call the police and say there’s a suicidal man lying in the road.
Load More Replies... Learner Panda 9 months ago
Just sit there for a moment with your exhaust gases in his face. He'll move.
Earonn - 9 months ago
Now, where do we get a bucket full of cold water? Or just a mug full, but well aimed at the crotch area?
StumblingThroughLife 9 months ago
I can understand why peeps use pepper spray so much, nowadays.
Brian Droste 9 months ago
Should call the cops and ambulance saying I got a man laying down on the ground and don't know what is wrong with him.
K. LNU 9 months ago
The way he is leaning on the car, floor it forward and he will fall backwards, hopefully smacking his head into the asphalt. Sometimes you just can’t fix stupid.
Uncle Schmickle 9 months ago
Tip a bucket of water on him ..... or the garden hose. He'll move !
#27
Man Karen Strikes Again!
Kylie 9 months ago
I love it when HOA folks try to tell the folks who live outside the HOA what to do.
Lila Allen 9 months ago
I would let my yard grow to epic proportions just to annoy him
Load More Replies... NetworkMan 9 months ago
Again, not an American so maybe my opinion doesn't mean much in conversations like this, but who in the right mind would join a HOA willingly? Why do George and Mildred two doors down get to dictate how long my grass is, or what plants I have, or what colour I paint my walls? Doesn't seem very free for a country that prides itself on freedom.
Oerff On Tour 9 months ago
Even forcing you to become a member of the Home Owners ASSOCIATION is unconstitutional, because of the FREEDOM OF ASSOCIATION. I choose to NOT associate
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StumblingThroughLife 9 months ago
I feel so sorry for Americans having to endure HOAs. #ToxicLittleH*tlers.
Tim Fawcett 9 months ago
Look at all the stories of HOAs on BP and then explain how the USA is the land of the free!
Binky Melnik 9 months ago
The “land of the free” thing is really old (like “the customer is always right”), and people need to let go of it. Like “the American dream,” these things no longer exist but people keep hanging into ‘em because they didn’t get the memo.
Load More Replies... Michael Largey 9 months ago
"I don't care what you pay the HOA because I don't get any of that. But if you give me $50, I'll let you come over and mow my lawn for me, since apparently it's very important to you."
detective miller's hat 9 months ago
If I had a neighbour like this, I would let my yard grow into an untamed jungle of weeds out of pure spite.
Smeghead Tribble Down Under 9 months ago
You don't like it? Then you come and cut it, c*nt! I swear, this HOA c**p wouldn't fly in Australia, believe me.
kansasmagic 9 months ago
Once a neighbor (actually his *dad*) offered to mow my lawn. I was like, nah, I don't really care that much.
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Riley Quinn 9 months ago
So, Chad (I'm annoyed already simply by the name), you don't know if the house is occupied by an elderly or disabled person or someone who is in the throes of grief or depression. I recommend you knock on their door and ask if they need a hand, but that would be a compassionate gesture, and who has time for that, right Chad?
#28
Male Karen Left The Worst Review Possible
Space Invader 9 months ago
If only someone could replace the customers with well mannered ones...
Riley Quinn 9 months ago
Nothing infuriates me more than seeing underpaid employees enjoying their break time.
Michael Largey 9 months ago (edited)
Those employees should not have been outside goofing off. They should have been outside guarding the door to keep people like this out.
LooseSeal's $10 Banana 9 months ago
Well mannered employees cost more than minimum wage, which he probably doesn't want to pay.
KatSaidWhat 9 months ago
I expect employees to be happy and if a few minutes of goofing helps, then I'm all for it. This usually makes them better workers.
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Professor Male Karen Complaining About Hoodies In Lecture
Kim Kermes 9 months ago
I would start a movement to wear deerstalker hats, earflap hats, headscarves, watch caps, liripipes, and whatever else we could think of.
Multa Nocte 9 months ago
Because wearing a hoodie impairs your ability to learn in some manner.
Gia SDP 9 months ago
Ah, sorry to inform this prof that grown adults wear hoodies because they're warm.
StumblingThroughLife 9 months ago
I'm wondering if it was that the students were wearing the hoods over their head in class? That would, tbh, be annoying for the Tutor. Also, what's a 'Binkie?
Ashtophet’sRevenge 9 months ago
Classrooms are COLD. If anything these guys should go thrift some hideous old sweaters and wear those instead.
ss 9 months ago
Actually, here in Arizona, classrooms are mainly HOT (as hell).
Load More Replies... Caryn C Crespo 9 months ago
Next class everybody should come wearing a hoodie, but wearing it backwards. Then, when the gentleman starts ranting about hoodies, they can just cover their faces and ignore him!
Panda Kicki 9 months ago
I wonder if the issue has been more about disruptive behaviour then the hoodies.
Binky Melnik 9 months ago
I was wondering whether it’s a racist thing, whether he thinks it’s gang members or blacks who wear hoodies, and he objects to the wearers.
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Riley Quinn 9 months ago
I actually liked and respected most of my profs, but there were a couple who ran their classrooms like they were wardens of a prison. One pushed me a bit too far with his Draconian BS. Instead of waiting until after class and some privacy, I stood up and told him that we paid to attend the school, we paid for the books, and that we paid his salary. He was merely providing a service and if that was a problem, he should find other employment. It felt good to crush this idiot with an audience who appreciated my little speech.
Binky Melnik 9 months ago
I don’t get it. He’s telling people who are cold to use pacifiers? Why? Or is he saying that only babies get cold, and that “real men” don’t get cold in class? I’m pretty sure I’d drop his class as I don’t wanna be taught by a moron.
#30
Harassed By A Male Karen For Parking Along The Curb Across From His House
I had a rather fun interaction with a rather hostile Ann Arbor resident earlier today. I was in the Skydale/Larkspur neighborhood off Pontiac Trail (across from Arrowwood). In the middle of the neighborhood is a city park. Parking is allowed along the curb. I was parked along the curb next to the park, on purpose so that I wouldn't be parked right in front of anyone's house.
This wasn't good enough for a person in a house across the street. They came out of their house, and asked me why I was parked there. They then claimed I was parked in front of their house, and that I wasn't allowed to do that, and that I should leave. I told him that it was a public street, that I was parked next to the park, not his house, and I could be there if I wanted to. This was not good enough for the Karen, and he demanded I leave and that I was on his property. Words were exchanged. He started filming me, so I did the same. I threatened to call the police, he said he'd call them because I was harassing him and was parked illegally in front of his house. I finally left.
I'm not gonna show pics of him or his house as I don't want to start a witchhunt, but the guy was a paranoid a*****e. Looked to be middle aged, 30s-40s. The streets there are city streets and considering I was parked next to the park and not his house he had no jurisdiction to tell me to move. I hope I don't ever have to deal with him again.
Space Invader 9 months ago
Well, with a temper like that his life expectancy isn't that high (blood pressure)...
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Panda-sized Potato 9 months ago
I would have let him call the police. It would have been priceless to see the cops tell him off.
Gwyn 9 months ago
I wouldn't have left. I'd have called the police myself. He probably does this to everyone at the park.
Hugh Crawford 9 months ago
Little worried that he got so upset when you blocked his view of a kids park...
Caryn C Crespo 9 months ago (edited)
Okay first off, 30s is not middle-aged! Second, I would say"okay so you don't want me to park here, right"? And of course he would say "yes". And I'd say "okay so you want me to move then, right" and he would, of course, say " yes". And then I would do a U-turn and actually park in front of his house!
ghost gurl 9 months ago
lol middle aged in their 30s?? do you plan to only live to be 60 yrs old
Skip62 9 months ago
I recently read that with a life expectancy of76, middle aged is 38. Ain't that a cheerful thought?😏
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Male Karen Getting Triggered By Milk Alternatives
Tobias Reaper 9 months ago
farmer hating bigots where does he think the plants that make plant based milk come from
Giles McArdell 9 months ago
Sadly this stupid attitude in the UK (led by the Dairy Farmers) has lead to milk alternatives not being allowed to use the word "Milk", so you get "Soya Drink". While carefully ignoring the existence of Milkweed, Milk of Magnesia and others.
Jaya 9 months ago
In the Netherlands too. Even when it's completely clear, like 'Vegetarian Chicken Nuggets'. Who thinks that VEGETARIAN chicken nuggets are meat? And some people are complaining so much about the term soy milk, and completely ignoring that the Dutch language has always had words like coconut milk.
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john doe 9 months ago
I mean he is right in the strictest sense, milk is a product of mammals, and plant based milk is just a marketing name. He still an idiot though lol
Binky Melnik 9 months ago
“plant based milk is just a marketing name”: Um, what? So coconut milk is “just a marketing name”? It should be called “coconut juice” so that stupid people don’t think it came from coconut mammaries?
Load More Replies... Jaya 9 months ago
Milk is a surname in the US (like Harvey Milk), so just get married to someone with that last name and you're set!
Load More Replies... Ashtophet’sRevenge 9 months ago
What do you have to say instead? Non-dairy plant based beverage?
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SirWriteALot 9 months ago
Well I see the point and in the EU they have devided that only milk from udders :-) is allowed to be called milk. Kind of like "champagne" is not just bubbly wine but very specific. I'm fine with that, it might help prevent false advertisement or even health issues.
Dirk Daring 9 months ago
I guess this guy never eats hamburgers or hot dogs, since that's not what they're made of.
V 9 months ago
1697 the first commercially available coconut milk, and the dairy farmers were just as pissy about it back then as they are now.
Load More Replies... Binky Melnik 9 months ago
What the hell does he think coconut milk is? Or the juice that comes out of milk thistle? They’ve gotta make him irrationally angry, too.
#32
Male Karen "Friend" Who Will Not Be Getting A Happy Birthday From Me
elmortero 9 months ago
Also: if what makes someone a friend is sending a standard happy birthday when Facebook reminds you that it is your birthday... smh
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Space Invader 9 months ago
Those 275 - 280 people are surely going to be devastated by this....
Crystalwitch60 9 months ago
Awwwww diddums you entitled loser 😂let me find my tiny violin here in lies yet another reason I refuse point blank to use social media it’s full of entitled a******s 😂
Caryn C Crespo 9 months ago
Does he expect people to set their alarm to wish him a happy birthday? This guy is that special, huh?! I bet I can guess what kind of car he drives.
Jaya 9 months ago
Obviously it's not good that he says those things, but I feel compassion for people like this. It sounds like he just felt really hurt because he thinks it means that his other friends/acquintances don't care about him, and he doesn't know a better way of dealing with that emotion. He's clearly wrong because he doesn't realize that not saying birthday wishes doesn't mean that they don't care about him, and this agressive lashing out will give him the opposite of what he wants. But I think it comes more from insecurity than from entitlement. Some people feel so insecure that they don't feel okay without getting a lot of validation from other people. I feel bad for him, I hope he finds a way to deal with this problem.
Binky Melnik 9 months ago
He also seems incapable of coming to the conclusion that not everyone logs into their social media accounts every day. Some of us do it once a year if we log in at all. Those people won’t know it’s his birthday. I’m having a hard time working up any sympathy for someone who can’t logic.
Load More Replies... Lena Flising 8 months ago
Why not just be happy that so many people did send a Happy Birthday wish, instead of being angry over those who didn't? Those people might not really know them, or having serious things happening in their lives, or being off line the whole day, etc.
#33
Male Karen Thinks He Owns The Road
Multa Nocte 9 months ago
He's going to come home to some serious damage to his vehicle one day.
ucp 9 months ago
Hyper aggressive and unnecessary. But I hate tailgaters too. Sympathy with problem, not solution.
Reyos Blackwood 9 months ago
There are two meanings to tailgating (three if you include the parkinglot bbq at sporting events, but that one isn't relevant here.) First is the one you mean, following too closly in a car, second is the one OP means, follwoing closely through a secured point (in this case the gated community referred to by "resident or not" and "on the way in") to gain access without proving you are allowed access.
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G R 9 months ago
He’s not referring to people driving too close, he’s referring to people tailgating to get inside a gated community, ie get inside without swiping their security pass or key fob to prove that they live there. I live in a gated community too, in a very violent district with frequent gang killings, and we get warnings all the time about how dangerous it is to let people tailgate into the residents’ only area.
Reyos Blackwood 9 months ago (edited)
Tailgating: "gain unauthorized entry to a secured area by closely following someone with authority to enter." This guy is talking about tailgating on the way in and mentioning resident or not, so this security definition is the one hes meaning, people who may or may not be allowed through the gate following him closely enough that they get through before it shuts behind him. (Edited for readability because apparently this site hates line breaks in displaying comments)
marianne eliza 9 months ago
We're talking about tailgating through the entrance gate instead of swiping their own card or fob. He's completely justified. Why have security if you're going to let anyone in?
#34
Male Karen's KFC Review. I Wish I Was There Waiting Behind Him
Single Spinner 9 months ago
This is so badly written I’m not quite sure what the actual problem was.
Upstaged75 9 months ago
They wanted to walk through the drive through - which is against policy for every fast food place because they don't want you to get run over.
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Jaya 9 months ago
If only the drive-through is opened, I feel it would be nice if they just allowed people on foot/bike in the drive-through too. I don't get why it would be more dangerous than walking through a supermarket parking lot, that is also a place where pedestrians and cars share the same space.
Roland Nijveld 9 months ago
I mean, what's the issue with walking through it? Here people do it at McDonald's. Also on bicycles. No problem whatsoever
cecilia kilian 9 months ago
It a safety rule. It is dangerous to stand between two cars with their engines running.
Load More Replies... Riley Quinn 9 months ago
And this clown would be the exact type to sue the establishment if someone driving in the drive thru hit him. That's why they don't allow it, moron, because their insurance won't cover injuries for idiots like you.
Linda Robinett 9 months ago
That seems to be some sort of policy. I have tried walking up to the drive through and told the same thing. I suspect it is a safety regulation.
Ruth Watry 9 months ago
It is often an insurance thing because it is easier for somebody not in a vehicle to reach in the window and grab money out of the cash register (I have managed for two national chains)
Orange Panda 9 months ago
I've definitely tried walking through a drive thru. You know what happens? You make your point that the lobby is closed and you really like their food. They say they can't help you. You admit defeat and go away.
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Male Karen Posted This Sign At His Restaurant
Ashtophet’sRevenge 9 months ago
What the what? This seems like the kind of establishment I would cross the street to avoid.
Caryn C Crespo 9 months ago (edited)
Okay Boomer! This is not in the spirit of Gen x so we don't claim you!
Orange Panda 9 months ago
So, it started as a rant by Timmy about Gen Z not wanting to work, then a bit about why Timmy might be ranting, and I think Pretty Boy Devin is the one writing because he veered off course and it went funny. That was a mouthful! Did I miss anything?
Riley Quinn 9 months ago
This is great advertisement for places NOT to patronize. Thanks for the heads up, dingbat.
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Multa Nocte 9 months ago
Thanks! My husband and I were howling at these. Men like this are usually worse than women because they will often try to punch you when they are angry.
Graham_Illegal 9 months ago
If there are both "Karens" and "male Karens", could it be that this behavior isn't actually gender-specific?
Paul Sloan 9 months ago (edited)
To the rest of the world, I apologize for the acts of my people. Too much orange cool-aid.
CD Mills 9 months ago
I thought we all agreed to call them Kevins. I'm still going to call them Kevins.
Paula Glasscoe 9 months ago
I thought they were called Chad? Kevins are Terry Pratchett fans and we can’t be doing with that behaviour!
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Glenn Cuneo 9 months ago
I had 180 friends on facebook. Old account got hacked, and fb said "Account closed" Started a new fb account. currently have 17 friends. Not ssure how I got that many.
nm (he/him) 9 months ago
Why someone would hack a FB account? Please explain..
Load More Replies... Uncle Schmickle 9 months ago
Isn't there a specific name for a " male Karen " ? Maybe a " Kevin " ..... sorry to all the Kevins out there. Ha, ha.
Anesor Ducasse 9 months ago
extremely one-sided presentation and imposition of the point of view of Adelaide Ross, especially on issues such as: - the situation in an Eastern European country at war, for which it is notorious that the political and military elite abuses donations on a billion-dollar scale, - the unwillingness of white Christians to be ashamed of their gender, origin and morality, - the unwillingness of people to inject themselves with experimental fluids, forcibly imposed in violation of all medical norms for decades, - the unwillingness of people to put muzzles (masks) on their faces, for which it has been proven that their effectiveness in this particular case is like a metal fence mesh against mosquitoes.
Joanne Hudson 9 months ago
Inadequate in my book. What is wrong with these people? Gift them with Viagra.
Multa Nocte 9 months ago
Thanks! My husband and I were howling at these. Men like this are usually worse than women because they will often try to punch you when they are angry.
Graham_Illegal 9 months ago
If there are both "Karens" and "male Karens", could it be that this behavior isn't actually gender-specific?
Paul Sloan 9 months ago (edited)
To the rest of the world, I apologize for the acts of my people. Too much orange cool-aid.
CD Mills 9 months ago
I thought we all agreed to call them Kevins. I'm still going to call them Kevins.
Paula Glasscoe 9 months ago
I thought they were called Chad? Kevins are Terry Pratchett fans and we can’t be doing with that behaviour!
Load More Replies... Glenn Cuneo 9 months ago
I had 180 friends on facebook. Old account got hacked, and fb said "Account closed" Started a new fb account. currently have 17 friends. Not ssure how I got that many.
nm (he/him) 9 months ago
Why someone would hack a FB account? Please explain..
Load More Replies... Uncle Schmickle 9 months ago
Isn't there a specific name for a " male Karen " ? Maybe a " Kevin " ..... sorry to all the Kevins out there. Ha, ha.
Anesor Ducasse 9 months ago
extremely one-sided presentation and imposition of the point of view of Adelaide Ross, especially on issues such as: - the situation in an Eastern European country at war, for which it is notorious that the political and military elite abuses donations on a billion-dollar scale, - the unwillingness of white Christians to be ashamed of their gender, origin and morality, - the unwillingness of people to inject themselves with experimental fluids, forcibly imposed in violation of all medical norms for decades, - the unwillingness of people to put muzzles (masks) on their faces, for which it has been proven that their effectiveness in this particular case is like a metal fence mesh against mosquitoes.
Joanne Hudson 9 months ago
Inadequate in my book. What is wrong with these people? Gift them with Viagra.
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