Newer Crazy Pet Lady Stories (14 Pics)

I certainly believe that if she could speak, she would say something like that.

When BobbyPin turned 11, I had a lot of questions for myself. How would our life change? Would her aging be accelerated? And all the anxious, overthinking thoughts that come with it. So I made a drawing about it, and by the time I finished, I realized nothing would change—she is still my little BobbyPin.

BobbyPin is a sweet little girl with a bow in her hair—and a big knife in her hand.

I always imagined Schmarrn as a rebellious teenage girl or young woman, with a hint of visible ADHD—fidgeting and stimming.

The Dog Guy without the dog, who had an instant connection with the whole pack—well, except for BobbyPin, of course.

Kaiserschmarrn is completely on Team NewGuy, and the feeling is mutual. BobbyPin, however, is not giving in so easily. She waits, observes, and makes her unchangeable decision later.

I recently read about Schrödinger's thought experiment and came to the conclusion that it's just like having a crush and not knowing if they feel the same. So, I illustrated my thought process.

When we found someone we could unmask with, it was truly the feeling of arriving home—just being our silly selves without any judgment.

Since we do sports together, it seemed natural to release stress by sparring a bit. It’s a fun experience, especially when you realize that you’re fighting your inner demons and insecurities.

For some reason, my pack thinks that taking a shower is a complete disaster—they just can’t wrap their heads around it.

My dad and my dog Heimdall died in the same year, buried about a month apart. I always thought it was because Dad didn’t have someone by his side in the afterlife, so Heimdall volunteered.

Sometimes it’s extremely difficult to consider two viewpoints at the same time. It’s easier when you have helpers to see more clearly.

A 12-pound terrier running on pitbull software. While the others give me emotional support, BobbyPin is more of a practical thinker. She won’t cuddle if I’m feeling low, but if anyone tries to hurt me, she’ll be there—unleashing the fury.