50 Hilarious Posts That Prove Dads Are Some Of The Funniest People On The Planet (New Pics)
“Hey, Hungry! Nice to meet you, I’m Dad!” Love them or hate them, you can’t deny that dad jokes are iconic. And there’s something so wholesome about silly, harmless humor coming from the man who raised you and loves you more than anything in the world. So if you’re looking for a list celebrating the planet’s sweetest fathers, you’ve come to the right place, pandas.
Bored Panda has scoured the internet and compiled a list of hilarious images of dads being unapologetically themselves. From making cheesy jokes to creating innovative inventions, enjoy scrolling through these examples of dads being absolute legends. And be sure to upvote the fathers that deserve the title Dad of the Year!
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First "Body In A Suitcase" Story With A Happy Ending
This is very sweet by the Dad but it scares the bejesus out of me that at some point she can't breathe.
He’s Speaking Facts Miss Girl
My kid has been told to NOT cry for me - I don't want anyone to cry for me.
Cooper Leveled Up On Dog Ability
Ufff! If that was me...I would be plotting a sweet revenge against my Dad! (our Dad LOVES to play pranks to me and my brother)
*whoosh* How low did you duck for that joke to miss you?
Load More Replies...Growing up with a great father is a huge blessing. In fact, over a quarter of kids in the United States live in a household without a dad. So if you recall eating dinner with your father every evening and being able to call your dad in the middle of the night to help you change a tire, I hope you’ve made it clear how much you appreciate him. Plus, if he managed to teach you some incredible dad jokes, you shouldn’t hesitate to share those with the world!
As far as the benefits that we receive from growing up with a loving father, Pediatric Associates of Franklin notes that our dads play a crucial role in our cognitive and social development. And a supportive father can go a long way in instilling self-confidence in his children.
Hilarious
Sooo cruel and sooo funny at the same time! Whatever she did, hopefully she'll never do that again
This Dad Who Had The Most "Dad" Ever Response To His Kid's Good News
My Dad Asked Me If I Wanted An Egg Sandwich. I'm Not Even Mad, This Is Genius
From a young age, we also learn what kind of treatment to accept from others based on how our fathers treat us. So if your dad is patient, loving and kind, you probably won’t be willing to accept anything less from your friends and partner.
At the same time, subconsciously or not, our dads will form our perception of how a man should act. If a father is in touch with his emotions and not afraid to cry, his children will learn that everyone is able to express their feelings openly, regardless of their gender. And if a dad cooks, cleans and contributes equally to the household, his kids will grow up understanding that both men and women are responsible for keeping the house in order.
Can't Stop Laughing
Brilliant, as long as their phones don't have unlimited data plans...
I dunno - kids become slugs when glued to their devices. They are not owed internet access. Maybe next time they'll just say, "Gah, ok Dad, we'll go for a walk!" It's good for them.
Load More Replies...This Had Me Dead
Mom used to tell me that being in marching band was the best birth control.
For some people they help people walk more naturally and better since they view normal shoes as “cramped”
Load More Replies...This Dad Tweeted His Son's Fake ID On The Liquor Store's Wall Of Shame
Your s**t is WEAK child. Go forth and don't come back without a passible forgery. If you must do wrong, do it right.
Load More Replies...According to Care.com, there are also plenty of benefits that dads themselves can experience after having children. Apparently, fathers undergo hormonal changes, including an increase of oxytocin, after the birth of a child just like mothers do. “This ‘bonding hormone’ rises in men throughout the first six months of fatherhood, and it also increases in fathers after they play with their children,” Elizabeth Karberg, fatherhood and child social development expert, told Care.
My Son Has A Fake Baby For His Child Development Class. It Started Crying During His Soccer Game This Morning. So I Had To Pretend To Feed My Fake Grandchild On The Sidelines While He Played
Robo-baby is doing much better now with a full belly
We never got Robo-babies. Probably for the best. I would have disassembled that baby before it even had a chance to start crying. Things I never thought I'd ever be able to say without feeling like a complete monster...
We got a single egg in 11th grade. Mine survived the week unscathed…
Load More Replies...We got eggs with faces drawn on them. I had twins. The eggs had to make it through the week without breaking. 😂
I am so glad that class was optional when I was in high school. Would have 100% have left it in my locker and taken the failure the second it cried. Boy I did NOT want kids back then, and I am so glad mine are long, long past the baby stage. Still can't figure out how humanity willing accepts that sound into our lives.
The babies are not used here, as studies showed MORE teenage girls got pregnant when they had used a fake one in class.
Blimey lol robo kids weren’t even a twinkle in developer eyes when I was a lass lol , we did t even use eggs , was a video, job done 😂
This Is Pretty Funny
You have no idea how annoyed (my uncle is a cop and he also thinks this is hilarious...it is not)
Load More Replies..."You know why I pulled you over? Because I love you!"
Load More Replies...He appears to be a Maryland State Trooper. If so, well, Marylanders do have surprising senses of humor sometimes! (I am biased because I am a lifelong Marylander.)
I can't be the only one thinking he looks like Officer Al Roker.
This Is How My Dad And His Friends Meet In The Streets
I am APPALLED!!! This is how the neighborhood goes downhill. First it's a meet up, the next thing you know they're randomly measuring and mowing lawns!
"... With a capital P and that rhymes with T, and that stands for TRACTOR!"
Load More Replies...Research has also found that fathers who have two or more children actually have a lower risk of developing cardiovascular disease than men of the same age who have no kids. Is this because they start taking better care of themselves to try to live as long as they can for their children? Or is it because having kids just makes their hearts stronger? Either way, it’s great to have a healthy heart.
My Dad Sent Me A Picture This Morning And Said “It Finally Happened”
I love how they have pans of water set out (to the right). We've destroyed/taken over too many water sources, so lots of animals really need water sources provided by humans. Plus it attracts wildlife like this.
Dad Put This Up For My Younger Sister
Was At My Kid’s School For A Costume Parade. One Dad Misunderstood In The Best Way Possible
I am that grandparent--and own numerous costumes for us to all play dress up with (3 of mine are inflatable, 2 of theirs are)!
At the school where I taught, 99% of the parents dressed to watch the Halloween parade.
Another unexpected benefit of becoming a parent that many fathers experience is watching their definition of masculinity evolve. They might have never considered being nurturing, gentle, loving and patient as masculine qualities, but these are necessary qualities to be a great parent. And while it's already natural for many men to want to be protectors, they often find a new way of going about that after having children.
I Wanna Hang Out With Him
They work for like 2 weeks every 17 years. Then they ask about a raise because they've been with the company for so long.
I think you have it backwards. They toil for 17 years before partying in a two-week òrgy.
Load More Replies...I do believe that particular cicada is dead and Dad is posing it on random stuff. There's no way it'd hold still otherwise.
Load More Replies...Wow! That John Deere Crawler looks like the old 420 we had back on the farm!
This Is Absolutely Amazing
Woke Up To This Text From My Dad
A cousin of mine did this. She called her mom in a panic that she can't find her phone. Um, HELLO, Kala! What are you talking on?!
I did this halfway during a long phone call with my sister, neither of us realised for an embarrassingly long time. I spent about 20 minutes searching my entire flat, while she suggested places to look, I even used the torch on the phone to look under furniture multiple times and still didn't realise. As soon as I realised I burst out laughing and couldn't stop for 10 minutes and struggled to even tell my sister what we'd done. I felt so dumb
Load More Replies...we were once cooking together, and my husband couldn't find his phone. decided to check if he left it in the car, so when he got to the car, I rang it. and the podcast we were listening to paused and the ringtone started.
To be fair, blue bubble means the call could have come from a computer.
So what does it take to be a wonderful father? Well, Bright Horizons notes that an important step is spending plenty of time with your kids. Play their favorite game with them, show interest in their hobbies and be present. It’s also wise to remember that you are their role model, whether you like it or not. Model the kind of behavior that you would be proud to see them replicate. And don’t hesitate to teach them powerful lessons. Because if you don’t, someone else will.
Thanks, Apple. I’ll Let Her Know
The people in the apartment next door say they they look great on me! At least, I think that's what they're saying. Hard to be sure. Lots of wild hand gestures.
Load More Replies...I have a samsung watch on my left hand and if I slap a gnat on my right arm it thinks I've fallen and need assistance. Three times this has happened. Thankfully I don't live in mosquito territory because if i had to chase one down, it would accuse me of a violent event. :)
A neighbour has a fall alert on his watch, and it goes off when he is playing with the dog, but didn't when he fell off the ladder and broke 3 vertebrae.
Load More Replies...When any of my kids are crying and screaming I just sit down and find cute videos of animals on tumblr. Takes a maximum of 1.5 video for them to calm down and smile. After 3 videos all they say is "awwww.... it's so CUTE!". And that's how I'm calming down my 3yo, 6yo, and 8yo.
That would have been my son - he cried at that level for 5 months. He's an only child.
That reminds me of when our puppy got out of the yard. He thought it was a blast. I'd get close to him, he'd dash past me the other direction. I'm fat... I'm chasing the dog up and down the street. My neighbor is laughing at me (she finally came and helped corner him). Meanwhile, my watch says "You seem to be exercising! Should I record this exercise?" I looked at my watch and told it to F*** OFF! lol
There Are So Many Good Things About This, But “Looks To Me That Someone Is Taking Care Of Their Teeth?” Is Sending Me
My Dad, A Retired Carpenter, Wearing His Dad-Liest Shirt
They say everything looks like a nail when all you have is a hammer. I say, anything can be a hammer if you swing it hard enough.
Regardless of whether or not a child’s mother and father are still together, it’s crucial for them to respect each other and make it clear that they will always put their children first. And if both parents are together, it’s best for Dad to eat meals with the family every day, as well as read to his kiddos before bed. The more involved a father is in his children’s lives, the more likely they’ll be to grow up singing his praises online and laughing at his cheesy, over the top jokes.
Using A Prank Idea From Askreddit, I Put Vanilla Pudding In A Mayonnaise Jar. My Kids Were Horrified As I Ate It While Watching Them Open Their Easter Presents
My Dad Sent Me This
Slander from the bean soup industry. If I wanted bitter bean juice, I'd eat a pot of chilli. Tea is infinitely superior.
Hate coffee, allergic to green tea. I do like Chai latte. Generally I drink diet coke most of the time.
That's A Chill Dad There
Ah the Seinfeld days of 'we've decided to stop hating gay people, but we still feel a little weird about it and have to keep reassuring ourselves.'
Load More Replies...Is this list inspiring you to text your own father and tell him that you love him? We hope you’re enjoying these wholesome pics, pandas, and remember to keep upvoting all of your favorites. Then, if you’re looking for more hilarious examples of dads being the best people on the planet, check out this Bored Panda list next!
My Dad Just Posted This Photo With The Caption “Spring Is In The Air”
I Hate My Dad
I Just Laughed So Hard
Oh god! Kinda true though, I'm had a lot in common with my dad.
Load More Replies...True. My sister IS our dad in female form. She is exactly like him. And she hates it when it's pointed out. :D
For Halloween last year I dressed up as Einstein and drew on a grey mustache and put white in my hair. I thought I looked pretty good. My husband took a picture and when he enlarged it… there was my dad!!!
VERY TRUE in our home....and proud of it (my mother actually hated me equally with my Dad, coz I was "Just Like Your Father !!" stupid beach !!!
I like this. God knows I wouldn't want to be like my mother! Dad on the other hand was a person to emulate!
I Love Your Dad
bet the dude fell over laughing, then they went for a beer together to celebrate
I Gave My Teenage Kiddo A “Dad Gift”, How Did I Do? (Also Ps5 But Thats For Me Kind Of Maybe)
My dad spent a whole day making a silverware divider for the kitchen. It fell apart in 20 min. I found a picture instructions comic on how to build one and framed it for his birthday.
One Christmas I was kinda evil. Bought my friend's kid the Lego Death Star but left in in my trunk. Mom told him I was bringing it and I said "sorry, it didn't arrive". Kid is sad and almost in tears so I take him out to the car and he goes nuts. Then a friend and I spent a week putting it together.
My Dad Wanted To Make A Reservation At A Restaurant And They Told Him That They Were Completely Booked, Minutes Later He Called Back Claiming To Be The Prime Minister Of Morocco
We got the best table in the place and the chef answer him to sign a plate and take a pic w him.
I’m not in favor of dishonesty but if you can out-snob a snobby restaurant, go for it.
I mean, sometimes they just dishonesty so hard that it's impressive and this is one of those times.
Load More Replies...Nah. Somebody was kicked out, so nothing to be proud of
Load More Replies...that happened to my family back in '84. i flew my parents out to california to visit my dad's favorite nephew. my cousin (and my dad, for that matter, but to a lesser extent) bears a striking resemblance to nfl hall of famer jim brown. so, one day, we drove to long beach to have dinner on the queen mary. we walk in, and the maitre d' (or however you spell that.LOL) stares for a minute, then asks my cousin if he is jim brown, who played for the cleveland browns. my cousin says yes. the maitre d' gushed over him, then ushered us to the best table in the restaurant and sent over a complimentary bottle of champagne. now, this is where the story takes a turn i know y'all didn't see coming: my cousin didn't lie. his name is james brown (we call him jimmy), and he actually did play for the browns for two seasons!
Dad Joke: Level 10
The Emoji Im Crying
I always assumed Scooby and Shaggy were too stòned to figure out their sexuality.
I'll Never Forget June Of 2004 When The Entire Thing Was Crossed Out
Well, it certainly makes it seem that he paid some attention to the card and put some thought into it. Probably a more sincere effort than goes into many cards. OR he's just being a smart aleck.
I was gave my aunt the same birthday card two years in a row. She showed me both and told me to pay better attention.
Load More Replies...I feel like these images are a litmus test for who had a healthy relationship with their father and who did not.
Load More Replies...And The Dad Who Is Unapologetically Unsentimental
It wasn't really a funeral. The dad was teasing her.
Load More Replies...Ok
You do you , but I'm not sitting next to you at the laser light show unless its washed
Load More Replies...Windy Sweden wouldn't know a joke if it bit her in the a$$
Load More Replies...I Was Out Of Town And Asked My Dad If He Could Pick Up Some Toilet Paper For Me. Came Home To This At The Bathroom Door
That brand is so thin, that's about 2 rolls of normal toilet paper.
Nope. I bought the mega pack and it lasted me 4 years (I live alone) and got the costco, same amount lasted about six months. And it is really linty.
Load More Replies...I Work From Home, So My Dad Wanted Me To Sign For His Package. Found This Sign Outside Our Door After I Signed. For The Record, I Am Not Disabled
I have a nagging suspicion that this is offensive, but I can't stop laughing anyway. It's such a dad move.
As someone whose kid is in a wheelchair... nah it's not offensive. It's ok.
Load More Replies...Everyone Kept Hitting Their Heads As They Walked Down My Stairs, So I Hung A Sign As A Warning
I Just Told My Dad That I Was Able To Compete In A Math Contest, And He Sends Me This
Yes it is. If you have a sense of humor.
Load More Replies...Parents Who Make Corny Jokes Like This Are Always So Sweet
THANK YOU! And why does he not have glove and goggles on?! Doesn't he know why that b***h Carol doesn't need goggles anymore?!
Load More Replies...BP steals most of their content. it may have already been censored.
Load More Replies...WHY TF IS AC!D CENSORED??? cheese & freakin' crackers, this is getting more ridiculous every danged day
I always hate it when the psychedelics hit me too hard at work too.
Adopt Me Please
Printed These Labels To Keep My Kids Away From My Treats. Works Like A Charm
Is that really vegan? Let me try a slice to see if it is vegan. Not sure I need a another piece. Still not sure better try one more slice just to make sure . I need to try that last piece to be sure. Better make it with Cool Whip.
I'd try it. I had vegan cakes in the past and they tasted delicious.
Thought You All Would Appreciate My Dad Joke Text With My Wife Today
Pursuit
I had to explain furries to a grown man once, along with their "predilections". That was awkward.
"People who like to dress in costumes that are basically animals that walk on two legs like humans." Easy-peasy :p
Load More Replies...This is the ONE time it's really not. But just for good measure, the appropriate method of learning about this is to send them to google and be on your merry way. Same goes for explaining what vore is.
Load More Replies...told my ten what a furry is, she asked why i knew that and just shook her head.
"Well, you know how Bugs Bunny was often spotted in drag? That's 'furry' in a nutshell."
And This Dad, Who Had An Idea Of How To Keep The Baby Out Of Trouble While He Rested
She's banking the idea for the next time she needs a nap.
Load More Replies...It's amazing how much babies can wiggle of out things. This doesn't seem safe.
My Dad Regularly Sends Me Messages Like This
Worthless?! XD Providing love and snuggles is a cat's JOB! XD
The Kids Have Been Asking, Dad Is Delivering. Christmas Is Going To Be Great
My Dad Came Home And Poured This Over Me And My Sister. He Stood And Watched For A Minute And Then Walked Away Looking Disappointed
It's a garage. There are no labels or prices, the shelves dead end in a water heater and the paint cans are all different colours. Did you forget places that are not stores also have shelves?
Load More Replies...This Sign In One Of My Girlfriend's Dad's Bathrooms
I have these two signs in my bathroom. Yeah, yeah, I know, trope memes XD But I'm the only one who lives here, and they amuse me XD bathroom_s...297c69.jpg
Oh no! Don’t worry. He has one girlfriend. She has one dad. And this dad has many bathrooms. 🙏 The sign is on the wall of one of her dad’s bathrooms.
Load More Replies...Every Christmas I Give My Kids A Personalised Card. This Year I Decided To Mess With Them
You'd have to pay attention to what you were doing. I wrote a birthday card to my daughter. She's married, I used her maiden name on the envelope. Can you imagine how hard it is to find another envelope that fits that card?
Load More Replies...Reminds me of the cake my mom got for me for my 8th birthday. She said it was a joke and that it was funny - maybe it would be funny if I was turning 28, not 8 XD I cried. I'm also adopted, and she'd already been making it clear for years that I was gutter trash like my bio mom and that I should be grateful for having been adopted. (There's a photo of said cake because my dad was absolutely horrified and p!ssed off - apparently he did NOT know my mom had had that written on the cake, so he took a photo as evidence.) bday_cake-...105ae4.jpg
I would like to slap your mum for this. I'm so sorry. You don't do that to an 8 year old. You don't do that to anybody!
Load More Replies...My step ma, whom I adored, would put numbers on gifts so nobody knew which one was theirs She would also mess with the packaging so a large was a small and a small sometimes was "go into the other room" In some she added rocks or buttons It was nutty. One year I got neon green panties packed in a ring box. I was 8 so it was a bit sadistic. She mellowed later. At 3o she sent me a box of 30 individually wrapped cheesy flea market gifts to open on each day.
Now That Is Funny
"I Can't Even Watch Your Dad Sometimes" - The Text I Received From My Mom This Morning. For Those Of You Wondering... The Tractor Made It Into The Van Without A Problem
Can't you see the tie-down straps securing it in place?
Load More Replies...My Dad Is The Culprit
This Is A Renaissance Painting
"... French Dads. Or French Fries. Either way."
Load More Replies...10 Years Ago I Got Sand In My Eyes. Now I Got Iron Bits. Both Of The Times My Dad Drew Me Fake Eyes
This Dad Who Found A Non-Back-Breaking Way To Give His Kid A Boost On The Tricycle
He Texts Them All On Thursday To Get Their Items And Add Them
My Dad “Fixing Things”. After almost fifty years, you’d think I’d have seen it all when it comes to my Dad fixing stuff, and yet he still manages to surprise me
This Dad Had A Humbling Reminder
Your Dad Is The Best
Had An Allergic Reaction And My Dad Just Followed Me About And Took Pics Of Me From Different Angles Cos He Thought It Was Funny
I'm sorry you came from such a humorless childhood.
Load More Replies...My Dad Had To Leave For Work In The Middle Of Cutting His Dog
"... 's HAIR!" He had to leave in the middle of cutting his dog's HAIR!!!!
OP had to leave for work in the middle of writing the
Load More Replies...Dad Challenges Kids To Draw Him Sleeping So He Can Have A Nap
My Dad Ordered A Custom Air Freshener Of My Son Ripping A Major Poop
My Dad Saw The Circle On The Tablecloth And Thought It Was A Plate
Babygirl Gets Her Beauty Sleep Whenever, Wherever
“Significance?” Gonna Be The Go-To Burn From Now On
Apple Juice Marketing Is Getting Intense
My dad used to tell me this. It was funny because I AM adopted XD So I'd reply "YES DAD I KNOW I'VE KNOWN SINCE I WAS 6" XD It was one of our little inside jokes. He was the absolute best dad. He joked about it, but I was never anything other than 100% his daughter - it didn't matter that I wasn't his DNA, I was absolutely HIS child.
My 13 Year Old Is Finished With Me. A Few Of The Exchanges Between Me And My 13 Year Old. I Don’t Think I’m Doing This Dad Thing Right But I Love Them
Took My Dad To An Avril Lavigne Concert
Venmo Request From My Dad, Now That I’m Over 18
My Dad Wrapped My Gift With Tinfoil And A Post It
I Haven’t Talked To My Dad In A Couple Days After An Argument We Had. He Left This At My Door. He’s 60. What Does It Mean?
We Love The Boomers
This Is My Dad… He’s Never Called Me Back
My Dad Sent This To Me Except He Forgot To Actually Attach The Review So I Was Left With This
Ooh you guys, you've gotta find this review, I've read it and cried happy tears it's hilarious!
Found it! https://www.amazon.co.uk/review/R3GDDEL1SC1QQ5
Load More Replies..."Have An Egg, My Child"
My Dad Replaced His Pond Lining, Thought Blue Stony One Was A Good Idea. Turns Out It Wasn’t
Zions First Training Session
Trying to teach the baby how to play soccer
Load More Replies...Dads Are So Funny
I assume Dad is no longer with OP's mother and had a child with someone else, so this is OP's half sibling. Still a weird way of introducing the child, but here we are XD
Load More Replies...It's BP and it's computer lab day at the psych ward. The usual.
Load More Replies...I miss my dad. I wish he could have seen the modern world and the modern internet. I think he would have absolutely been a memelord XD
It's BP and it's computer lab day at the psych ward. The usual.
Load More Replies...I miss my dad. I wish he could have seen the modern world and the modern internet. I think he would have absolutely been a memelord XD
