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Stereotypically, dads are great at many things. They’re grill masters, excellent at teaching their little ones how to ride a bike or throw a baseball, and they’ve always got a cheesy joke hidden up their sleeve. From puns poking fun at their children to corny jokes that might make you roll your eyes, dad jokes are a style of humor that many people have a love-hate relationship with.

But if you’re a father looking for some new material or just a lover of clever puns, we’ve got the perfect list for you down below. We took a trip to Dad Jokes on Instagram and compiled some of their silliest pics. Enjoy scrolling through these photos, and be sure to upvote the ones that your dad would definitely approve of!

#1

Group of people exercising on fitness balls with caption about a funny dad joke on bubble gum safety.

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Lotekguy
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2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That kid's going to go far in life.

Philly Bob
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2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This one made me snort! LOL!

Brian Droste
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2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had to think about the winning entry for a couple of seconds.

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    #2

    Bill Clinton playfully hiding between two statues of men in suits, a visual dad joke from a dad jokes account.

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    glowworm2
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, that's hilarious! Bill looks like he's hiding from the secret service.

    Fellfromthemoon
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you erect statues of a living person?

    Michael Largey
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's someone who'd put himself on Mount Rushmore if they'd let him. He has publicly suggested it.

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    #3

    Pyramid-shaped tiramisu dessert in desert with dad joke about AI picture generation and funny dad jokes theme.

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    PenguinEmp
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Need more. Now. Your dad is a genius

    Lotekguy
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    2 weeks ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, it wasn't a mistake.

    UnclePanda
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a multi-tiered explanation of this.

    Nikki Sevven
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think that word (mistake) means what you think it means.

    CloPotato
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what I think generative ai should be for: dumb jokes that deserve an illustration but don't deserve for anyone to spend an hour on it

    Earonn -
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was. AI wastes so many resources, and what for? "Grok, is this true?" and "funny pictures".

    Now, just because a joke comes out of a dad’s mouth doesn’t automatically make it a dad joke. And fathers aren't the only ones capable of telling cheesy dad jokes. So if you’re wondering what exactly counts as a dad joke, Dictionary.com explains that the trademark quality is that it’s corny. And typically, the punch line will include a pun or some form of wordplay.

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    Another point Dictionary.com brings up is whether or not these “jokes” are actually intended to be funny. They explain that these jokes typically are considered funny, or at least amusing, to the teller. But part of why they enjoy the joke might be because they know what kind of reaction they’ll receive from their audience. If listeners groan, roll their eyes, or complain about how stupid it was, the joke has actually succeeded.  

    #4

    Tweet showing a dad joke about the IKEA CEO becoming Prime Minister, featured in funniest dad jokes collection.

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    Glix Drap
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cabinet is now called a Brornpokitok.

    laura lee
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless their spouse is helping them choose

    #5

    Tweet from Dad Jokes account sharing a funny dad joke about sleeping like a baby versus a cat, highlighting humor in dad jokes.

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    Val
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Huh. That's so true.

    Upstaged75
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish my cats would sleep that much! They just turned one, so they're still in the crazy kitten phase. I get excited when they're both asleep for a significant period of time. 😂

    Mike F
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dog already does that. I'm so jealous.

    Sonia J-Coffee
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I sleep like a baby, every two hours I am awake

    #6

    Cow with quadruplets named Eeny, Meeny, Miney, and Moo featured in a collection of funniest dad jokes about animals.

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    glowworm2
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This has made me smile for years. Their names are genius.

    Val
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, it's Moo? I thought it was Moe. 😜

    Ghostchaplain16
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The true joy of BP is the comments section. The puns are remarkably enjoyable. It's possible I'm delirious, however.

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    Regardless of how much you may dislike dad jokes, this kind of humor certainly isn’t a new thing. In fact, Honest History notes that it’s been around for at least 2,000 years. And William Shakespeare was a huge fan of puns when he was writing during the 16th century. 

    As far as when these kinds of jokes got the name “dad jokes,” it’s hard to pinpoint exactly when the term was coined. But by the 1980s, it was being widely used. So if your father has a particularly corny sense of humor, don’t blame him. He’s just following in the footsteps of generations of dads before him!  

    #7

    Sign on door reading Dr. B. Gee, a pun related to dad jokes from a collection of the funniest dad jokes.

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    glowworm2
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not so good at helping to treat night fever though.

    Nikki Sevven
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He'll just blame that on the nights on Broadway.

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    #8

    Hand holding a pebble shaped like a guitar pick with a dad joke about rock music from a dad jokes account.

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    sbj
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's a keeper

    Jeff White
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As has been suggested before, we all hope you married that woman.

    UnclePanda
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Slate that comment for immediate release!

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    #9

    Vintage black and white skeletons dancing illustration paired with a dad joke about a graveyard sign and missing letter g.

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    Zennygal
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a dead man's party, who could ask for more?....

    Ghostchaplain16
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, they make no bones about it; they're having a party.

    cugel.
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The audio version youtube . com/watch?v=I6cpEHn9Hd0

    You still might be wondering why exactly fathers are so inclined to tell these kinds of jokes. Well, according to Luke Benedictus at The Father Hood, these jokes serve a deeper purpose than simply amusing their kiddos. He suggests that these silly puns can “puncture the gravity of life and give its hair a playful ruffle.” Instead of taking life too seriously, make sure that there’s room for joy and whimsy in every day, even if that’s just telling a few dad jokes to break the tension.  

    #11

    Humorous traffic sign joke about speeding tickets and raising your right foot, part of funniest dad jokes collection.

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    A raise your right foot

    badger
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    were you dropped on your head as a child?

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    #12

    Funny dad joke about a ninja student avoiding class, featuring a person dressed as a ninja holding a sword in action pose.

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    The British Psychological Society notes that dads may be more inclined to tell their kids these kinds of jokes than moms because dads tend to tease their kids more than their spouses do. 

    “Men's greater aggressiveness and assertiveness than women may push them towards being more aggressive and teasing in their play and humor with their children, while women's greater agreeableness and anxiety may in turn impede them in this regard for fear of accidentally hurting their children physically or emotionally, hence their distinct styles of play and humor,” the experts explain.

    #13

    Screenshot of a dad joke tweet about quitting a job and traveling, highlighting funny dad jokes from a dedicated account.

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    sbj
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't even be able to afford to leave the house

    #14

    Athlete wearing Japan uniform at Olympic Games with humorous text, part of funniest dad jokes from dedicated account.

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    James D
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds of the joke that the Olympics should be like jury service. One year prior you get a letter saying you've been picked for the pole vault and you just have to do your best.

    Hassel Davidhoff
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would be SO MUCH better. Way more entertaining.

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    #15

    Dad joke post showing a pun with a leek under the sink, part of funniest dad jokes from a dedicated account.

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    Lotekguy
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He wasn't wrong.

    Geoffrey Scott
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got my wife the other day on the "water coming out of the bathroom" gag...she was not amused to see 4 bottles of water.

    Panda'sMom
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good Dad, good!

    Dad jokes might even serve a pedagogic function, the British Psychological Society notes. Apparently, when fathers push and challenge their kids, it supports their children’s physical and cognitive development. This can also help teach them how to regulate their emotions and behaviors. Meanwhile, teasing kids, without bullying them, can turn them into more resilient individuals. 

    #16

    Man with a tattoo reading "You'll Never Walk" after leg amputation, featured in funniest dad jokes from dedicated account.

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    Lotekguy
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doubly admirable - perseverance and perspective.

    Apatheist
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yul Brynner once visited a Liverpool soccer game, after which he gave up on after-shave. Yul never wore cologne.

    Serena Myers
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    2 weeks ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That little jest might have bypassed a few youngsters, Apatheist, but here's my upvote! To those who don't get it, the iconic song sung by Liverpool supporters is "You'll never walk alone" Gerry and the Pacemakers, 1963.

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    UnclePanda
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That man knees a salute!

    #17

    Yellow caution wet floor sign placed inside an empty swimming pool, illustrating a funny dad joke scene.

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    #18

    Doctor in scrubs holding a protest sign with unclear handwriting, illustrating a funny dad joke about strikes.

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    Lotekguy
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sign says they want to end the no tipping policy when they give colonoscopies.

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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do not joke, my wife is a doctor and her handwriting is atrocious. When she gives me a list I frequently have to ask her to translate.

    Emilu
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    2 weeks ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm seriously convinced it's part of the requirements to become a doctor. My father's writing was awful, and his colleagues (the ones I knew) all had/have equally awful writing. I've had to see a lot of specialists in the last few years and their writing suc‍ks as well. (I get a script and I'm all "... eh???") I feel sorry for the people that had to grade medical exams when they were handwritten.

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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And yep, he's a lefty - double trouble

    Dad jokes can often be a bit embarrassing for kids as well. But it can be healthy for kids to experience embarrassment in small doses and in safe environments. It teaches them that being mortified is not the end of the world. And we’ve all been in embarrassing situations, so there’s no reason to be ashamed of it. The best way to deal with embarrassment is to simply laugh it off! 

    #19

    Boat with funny dad joke name a Sea D Sea, playing on band AC/DC, perfect for dad jokes about fishing.

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    Gracie Mae
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    3 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I ever own a boat, that's the perfect name for this fan!

    Linda Rogers
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to go sailing with friends on his yacht called Sustit. One day someone was looking at the name and said , that’s a very funny name for a boat - Sue’s tit.

    T (she/her)
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    1 week ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm going to see AC/DC in August. Brian Johnson is only 78 years old. This is fine.

    #20

    Two cheetahs lying on grass laughing at a funny dad joke about one being a cheetah during a race.

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    Jeff White
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first joke "Bad" The second joke "good"

    #21

    Pharmacy sign reading harmacist instead of pharmacist, humor from the funniest dad jokes account dedicated to them.

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    Glix Drap
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The P fell on someone's head and so the sign is now accurate.

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    We hope you’re enjoying this list of silly dad jokes, pandas. Keep upvoting the ones that your father would definitely appreciate, and let us know in the comments below if you have any clever dad jokes of your own to share. Then, if you’re interested in checking out another Bored Panda list featuring the same Instagram account, look no further than right here!

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    #22

    Ingredients for a cake laid out, illustrating a dad joke about sending a cake to a retiring IKEA manager.

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    not a sock
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    3 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i could really go some fluffy icing now

    #23

    Image of a vintage portrait of Celine Dion with a dad joke about reading the vowels in her name aloud, highlighting funny dad jokes.

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    Bi.Felicia
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Old McDonald had a farm...

    #24

    Dad jokes tweet about installing a bar in the shower with bottles and glasses displayed above a bathtub.

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    UnclePanda
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You've really captured the spirit of it.

    Paulsible deniability
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fine, if you like your drinks watered down.

    sbj
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    It's looking good

    les
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    pretty sure thats a bath

    #25

    Dad joke tweet about dogs named Calvin and Klein with a pun on underwear brand and boxer dogs.

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    UnclePanda
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why? Let me be brief.

    Archibald Cunningham
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your dogs are named Timex and Rolex? Exactly, they're watch dogs.

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    "What are your dog's names " ? "Rolex and Omega" " Huh " ? " They're watch dogs " !

    #26

    Orange Fanta soda cans arranged in a C shape with text referencing funny dad jokes from a dedicated account.

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    Dad jokes tweet with a funny astrology pun, showing a doctor talking to a patient in a hospital room.

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    UnclePanda
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hay, what kind of caper is this?

    #28

    Cow standing in ocean waves with a dad joke caption from a popular account dedicated to funny dad jokes.

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    Ghostchaplain16
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    2 weeks ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never 'herd' this one before. It probably "behooves" me to pay more attention.

    #29

    Two tomatoes on a counter with a vine that looks like a walking figure in a funny dad joke about ketchup and friends.

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    Lotekguy
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Little Groot got ruby slippers.

    Gracie Mae
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    3 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    a small set of googly eyes would go great with that bright light!

    #30

    Black and white humorous dad joke tweet with a vintage photo referencing Ozzy Osbourne and John Lennon from a dad jokes account.

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    Sara G.
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it just me or does he look like Harry Potter from this side angle. lol

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    Originally it was called "Give Voldi a Chance".

    #31

    Russell Crowe and family outside Colosseum in Rome, a funny dad jokes post from a dedicated dad jokes account.

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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The reply is reference to a line in the film Gladiator, which Russell Crow was in. The line something like “ Do I entertain you?”.

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    not a sock
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    3 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he likes cats but he doesnt have a problem with them, he can stop any time that he wants

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    #33

    Funny dad joke meme showing a baby with a fruit sticker on its head next to a kiwi fruit with a similar sticker.

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    Jeff White
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What!? The Dad genius will spill out?

    cugel.
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I what one to cut into slices and devour greedily.

    Socrates
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Took me a minute to figure out which was the baby

    #35

    Sign outside a business reads for lease with navidad added, illustrating one of the funniest dad jokes from this account.

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    RamiRudolph
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great, now I have that stuck in my head.

    Norm Gilmore
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    2 weeks ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a play on words of the well known Christmas song Feliz Navidad by Jose Feliciano.

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    Man in a kitchen looking stressed over spilled beans on the floor, illustrating one of the funniest dad jokes.

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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't let him near the tea!

    UnclePanda
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "This has bean a terrible day."

    Lotekguy
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    Even worse, it looks like the front of the range is laughing at him.

    #38

    Black and white photo of Mount Rushmore with a dad joke about its natural beauty being unpresidented before carving.

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    Bench designed like a periodic table with a dad joke about it being unstable, showcasing funny dad jokes.

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    Lotekguy
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is it the rest of the time?

    Jeff White
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Admittedly a verrrrrry low bar, but this is pretty good for a Chemistry joke.

    UnclePanda
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This image comes around every year.

    Unicorn
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It must be ancient. After Mt come Ds and Rg, then -- totally missing in the picture -- Cn, Nh, Fl, Mc, Lv, Ts, Og.

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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go check out Tom Lehrer.

    #40

    Hand holding a heavy concrete block lighter than it looks, illustrating a funny dad joke about weight.

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    UnclePanda
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a weighty pun.

    Ugh, do I have to?
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What in the blazes? That guy needs to be fired.

    Lotekguy
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How big are his pockets?

    #41

    Restaurant in Japan with giant stuffed animals to make dining alone less awkward, featuring a funny dad joke about being stuffed.

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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this would make things even more awkward

    UnclePanda
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    Right? I mean, who's going to pay?

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    moggiemoo
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would love this. Of course, it would mean going out.

    Fellfromthemoon
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dining alone or dining with a stuffed toy, neither is awkward for me. However, I may cause an awkward feeling in the other patrons when I inevitably strike up a conversation with my stuffed companion.

    Doug Moyer
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know why people would feel awkward dining alone.

    Gracie Mae
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    3 days ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some of us enjoy dining alone. I prefer to sit alone with my meal and admire the scenery or people-watch--not feel like I have to keep my 'companion' entertained!

    #42

    Dad joke from a popular account with a vintage photo of Karl Marx and a woman, featuring a pun on Olympic races.

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    Upstaged75
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need to send this to my dad. I'm surprised he's never done this one before.

    Bi.Felicia
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    Onya Marx, get set, GO!!!

    #43

    World map made of green peas humorously illustrating a dad joke about "World Peas" for funniest dad jokes content.

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    Oh, no! The world really IS flat!

    #44

    Skeleton and nervous system funny dad joke post from a popular account dedicated to the funniest dad jokes.

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    Norm Gilmore
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My first thought as well. The circulatory system scene when Dr Manhattan is talking about his origins!

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    Character dressed as Wolverine making a serious face, part of funniest dad jokes from this account dedicated entirely to them.

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    #46

    Car flipped upside down near a Target store sign with bystanders and a firefighter, illustrating a funny dad joke scene.

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    They were asking for it.

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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Missed by )( this much!

    #47

    Orca whale jumping out of water paired with a funny dad joke about having a superior sense of humor and laughing at Wingardium Leviorca.

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    Bi.Felicia
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶I believe I can fly🎶

    Val
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just adore orcas.

    Lotekguy
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Any of them would love to meet you. Alone. In the ocean.

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    #48

    Woman laughing joyfully next to a toilet in a funny dad jokes meme about diarrhea and enjoyment.

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    Michael P (Perthaussieguy)
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I enjoy it when it means the pains in my lower abdomen stop hurting when it all comes out.

    #50

    Car with a humorous license plate reading UMMMM NO, illustrating one of the funniest dad jokes about repeating the plate.

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    #52

    Man wearing a black shirt with a swoosh logo and text, related to funny dad jokes from a dedicated joke account.

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    Lotekguy
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I probably can, but I won't bother.

    #53

    Aerial view of an asteroid crater in Arizona showing how close it came to hitting the visitor center dad jokes.

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    highwaycrossingfrog
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg! I've been to one in Hawaii where the same thing happened!

    Phantom Phoenix
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whew! That was lucky

    #54

    Nativity scene with baby Jesus replaced by a fluffy cat in a basket, featuring classic dad jokes humor.

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    Lotekguy
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not so far off. Most cats think of themselves as deities.

    Jaya
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Forget about the cat, let's talk about the búttplug. I don't remember that being part of the original story.

    badger
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    finally a religion I can get behind.

    #55

    Tweet from Dad Jokes account comparing Miss Universe titles won by Earth versus rest of Universe with images of Earth and space.

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    Never Snarky
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They lose in the swimsuit competition. Too cold.

    #57

    A funny dad joke about baking shows a protractor in the oven, humorously questioning cake temperature at 120 degrees.

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    UnclePanda
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The recipe said put the roast in the oven and turn for three hours but after the first hour, I was dizzy as a goat.

    Angela C
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're being intentionally obtuse

    #58

    Gold balloons shaped like numbers 2 and 0 celebrating a shared birthday in a funny dad jokes post.

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    Hugo
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anything to the power 0 is 1.

    Alex Fountain
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not gonna lie it took me an extra second: I was sitting there trying to figure out why the 0 was so small until realizing it was an exponent haha

    BewilderedBanana
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks and upvote for saying "exponent" - i couldn't, for the life of me, remember the word :)

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    Jeff White
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perhaps a little too esoteric. But points for trying.

    Min
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not in the slightest!

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    #59

    Tweet showing a funny dad joke about when a joke becomes a dad joke, featuring a crying emoji.

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    Glix Drap
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mum's the word on this one.

    Ghostchaplain16
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now go to your room, all of you!

    #60

    Dad joke tweet about being hit by musical instruments, a pun on an orchestrated attack, from a popular dad jokes account.

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    Lotekguy
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They were missing one instrument needed to describe the incident as sax and violins.

    laura lee
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sax and Violins sounds like a hardcore jazz band

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    Glix Drap
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You need to compose yourself.

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    #61

    Screenshot of a dad jokes social media post featuring a sunset with the text You Of a, showcasing funny dad jokes.

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    Lotekguy
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good job of avoiding the censor bot.

    moggiemoo
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I first thought 'you pier of a beach'. And didn't get it.

    Lotekguy
    Community Member
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not your fault. It's large in the picture. You are simply a victim of pier pressure.

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    #62

    Tweet from Dad Jokes account showing a velociraptor with a dad joke formula involving distance and time.

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    Adrian
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Velocity also requires a direction

    David Paterson
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then there's the parasaurolophus, diasaurolophus, ferrosaurolophus and antiferrosaurolophus.

    UnclePanda
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I said that out loud and summoned every cat in the neighborhood.

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    #63

    Polished nails with red and white tips illustrating a dad joke about laughing and thinking of dad jokes.

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    Jeff White
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure I would have gotten this one if there wasn't an earlier Polish flag joke

    Zoe Vokes
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks. I immediately thought meditation pills and my mind was stuck

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    Kitty 🥀
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They look more like Tylenols to me.

    #65

    Chairs and tables made from road construction signs creating a funny dad joke scene about stealing signs at home.

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    #67

    Two people dressed as Stormtroopers making pew sounds in church pews, a funny dad joke from the account.

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    UnclePanda
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Notice that one is aiming at the floor and the other is ready to shoot his own arm.

    Norm Gilmore
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a skit on YouTube where the Stormtroopers get Laser eye surgery. It does not go well for the Rebels. :-)

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    Nicky
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What do you call a skunk in church?

    #69

    Humorous dad joke showing a bilingual sign with incorrect Spanish translation on wooden planks at a construction site.

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    Mike F
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like Fred Sanford made the sign.

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No entres aquí - the correct Spanish. This is more entertaining though.

    Apatheist
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is however true that the Portugese for "long vehicle" is "veículo longo", so it's worth a shot just to put O on the end. I see them on the roads in Kent.

    #70

    A playful dad joke featuring a fish named Boops in a humor collection dedicated entirely to funny dad jokes.

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    BossyCloud
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    2 weeks ago

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    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boops_boops

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    #72

    Dad jokes tweet humor shows missing 6th book found in a series with 9 green hardcover books arranged out of order.

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    Marlene Ricker
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a series of 8, the 9 is the upside down 6! Hope that helps!

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    #73

    Funny dad joke tweet showing an axolotl on a classical bust with festive holiday decorations in the background.

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    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My SIL in Jewish so I for my nephew's 1st Christmas I got him a Mensch on a Bench. 😂 It's a real product, I swear! Look it up. They're awesome.

    #74

    Box filled with loose pine needles as a dad joke about IKEA selling Christmas trees, from a collection of funniest dad jokes.

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    Lotekguy
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you get that as a present, you know someone really has it in fir you.

    Moving Enigma
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Less funny after the tenth time this month..

    #75

    Airplane nose opening shown in stages with dad jokes caption highlighting funny and silly dad jokes humor.

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    Panda'sMom
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    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm gonna eat you!

    #76

    A clear glass mug of hot chocolate topped with whipped cream and cinnamon alongside a funny dad joke caption.

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    JD Key
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about recognizing not its beauty, but its intelligence, culture or taste?

    #77

    Humorous dad joke with a car edited to look like an accordion, showcasing funny dad jokes and wordplay.

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    Lotekguy
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, it's dumb. Yes, I chuckled.

    #78

    Screenshot of a dad joke tweet about dreaming of work and calling in sick, featuring funny dad jokes content.

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    moggiemoo
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sort of reasoning appeals to me.

    #79

    Cow sitting like a human, illustrating a funny dad joke about how concentrated milk is made from this dad jokes account.

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    UnclePanda
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From consternated cows.

    Victoria Silvas
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    #80

    Screenshot of a dad jokes tweet showing a pun on Justin Timberlake with a log in a lake, highlighting funny dad jokes.

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    #81

    Comparison of British and American spelling paired with historical portraits in a dad joke format for funny dad jokes.

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    RamiRudolph
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    2 weeks ago

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    That's why they súck.

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG so funny! 😂😂😂😂......🙄🙄🙄🙄

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    #84

    Humorous dad joke listing different versions of Poland flags with playful and funny descriptions.

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    Ace
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poland upside-down is actually Indonesia.

    RamiRudolph
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No shít, Sherlock. All of them are different countries.

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    Glix Drap
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it true that all poles are just post impressionists?

    #85

    Bookshelf made from wooden planks holding bricks with stacked books as side supports, showcasing a funny dad joke concept.

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    moggiemoo
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wouldn't that make it a brick shelf?

    G A
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No because its made of books so its a book shelf, still....

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    #86

    Man sitting at a fish tank desk with aquarium fish inside illustrating one of the funniest dad jokes from this account

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    Costa
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Helps him to work effishently.

    Glix Drap
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's just fishing for compliments.

    NightOwlPanda
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sean Connery couldn't have said it better.

    Nancy Lynch
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where are the cats?

    Marlene Ricker
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have to admit I quite like this! Although I would be distracted watching the pretty fish!

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    #88

    Fish with gold teeth and caption of a dad joke about grilled salmon, perfect for funniest dad jokes content.

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    Brian Droste
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fish heads fish heads, Roly poly fish heads. Eat them up yum.

    WednesdayAddams'HashbrownOrder
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the morning, laughing happy fish heads. In the evening, in the soup!

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    #89

    A dad joke tweet about Einstein's marriage as a relative pun, featuring a vintage black-and-white photo of Einstein.

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    #90

    View from airplane window showing a sea of human feet, illustrating a funny dad joke visual pun about flying over 20,000 feet.

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    David Elliott
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quentin Tarantino booking a flight now.

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    #92

    Map showing streets named That St, This St, and The Other St with a funny dad joke about confusing street names.

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    Lotekguy
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But who's on First Street?

    Brain-In-A-Vat
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dunno , but there's a party down on Sixth Street . . .

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    Heather Fraser
    Community Member
    3 days ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s in a place called Porter’s Lake in Nova Scotia, Canada! I don’t live too far from there

    David Paterson
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my city not far from me is a "Juster Street". Where do you live? Juster Street.

    #93

    Grey car with unusual design shared on a dad jokes account featuring a funny conversation about its availability.

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    Pernille
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, the legendary Fiat Multipla.

    OneHappyPuppy
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have a known actor in my country we lovingly refer to as Fiat Multipla in my family... He really looks like one

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    not a sock
    Community Member
    3 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when you're already wearing ugly shoes and then your sock loses its elastication

    #94

    Hand holding a realistic ear-shaped eraser in a box labeled earaser, a funny dad joke about museum gift shops.

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    Monty for Bananaperson
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've actually seen these before. My mom thought they were stupid... =[

    CloPotato
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my friends said it's disrespectful :( but I mean Van Gogh did give his original ear to someone as a gift so it's actually perpetuating his legacy

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    #95

    Dad joke tweet about having 5 inches of belly fat preventing bullets, shared by a popular account for funniest dad jokes.

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    moggiemoo
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if they get you from behind?

    Min
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My a*s is also armored, no worries there. 👍

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    Jaya
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bullets can go through car doors, surely they can go through some layers of fat? (Yes I know it's a joke, but the basic premise sounds like it doesn't make sense, which makes the joke a bit odd)

    laura lee
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    2 weeks ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Naw it actually can, there more resistance than a car door

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    #96

    Two reptiles side by side in water illustrating a funny dad joke about the difference between crocodiles and alligators.

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    David Elliott
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ask him them if they will see you later or after a while.

    G A
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you really want to know the alligator has the broad round jaw. Croc noses are narrower and pointed.

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks, that clears it right up.

    not a sock
    Community Member
    3 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the crocodile's the one not crying alligator tears

    laura lee
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fat nose Ali skinny nose croc

    #97

    Tweet from Dad Jokes account with a pun about wind turbines saying they are a huge metal fan, showcasing funny dad jokes.

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    David Paterson
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wind Turbine blades aren't metal. They're composed of composite. You could describe wind turbines as high modernism.

    #98

    Handwritten note on sandwich paper reads must let Tom pick onion, a dad joke about sandwich toppings and funny dad jokes.

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    OneHappyPuppy
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The second t in lett tipped me off to the real meaning

    Phantom Phoenix
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How'd he do? Did you get good onion?

    Herr Bastich
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    -Mustard -Lettuce -Tomato -Pickels -Oniins It's a shopping list

    #100

    A humorous dad joke post from a popular account featuring a funny pick-up line about the appendix and stomach.

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    #101

    Police officer talking to a driver delivering a dad joke about speed being relative from a popular dad jokes account.

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    #102

    The funniest dad joke showing a humorous incorrect alphabetical order of letters in a simple text format.

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    les
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    a, aitch, arr, bee, dee, double u, ee, ef, gee etc

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    Lotekguy
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now we have to relearn the song.

    David Paterson
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The letters of the alphabet in alphabetical order. α β e h t.

    Phantom Phoenix
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    2 weeks ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know G is pronounced JEE, but it's spelled Gee, so it belongs between eX and I, and Google Gemini tells me that Q is spelled Cue and C is Cee

    #103

    Elderly man smiling while driving slowly in a car humorously delaying traffic in a funny dad jokes post.

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    moggiemoo
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't forget to go to the post office at lunchtime and waste workers' breaks.

    Uncle Schmickle
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, I've never thought about doing this. Sounds like fun.

    yellowphantom
    Community Member
    4 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And by all means take your walks by the school just as it's letting out

    Costa
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am definitely doing my big shop at the week-end once I retire.

    #104

    Fried chicken shaped like the letter A frying in a pan, illustrating a dad joke about "Thank God it's" day.

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    caraestrella
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It if was made with fries maybe could be more understandable? 😒

    Eggwodd
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're fired.

    #105

    Dad jokes post showing a gold plaque with a person sitting on a toilet and text saying everyone is a 3D printer.

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    #106

    Cows walking on a high bridge over highway with caption referencing funny dad jokes about steaks.

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    #107

    Funny dad jokes post featuring dragons with a pun on Radioactive by Imagine Dragons from a dad jokes account.

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    #108

    Man in hospital gown telling a funny dad joke about ICU, part of the funniest dad jokes collection on social media.

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    Jaya
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If John Cena is in the hospital, do little kids with cancer come and visit him?

    Geoffrey Scott
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like the famous skier who became an RN, answering the phone: "Picabo, ICU"

    #109

    Instagram post from Dad Jokes account showing a funny sign with a dad joke about a burger deal.

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    moggiemoo
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's honest and pisses on Black Friday deals.

    #110

    Soldier Karl in full combat gear standing in desert terrain illustrating a dad joke from a humor account.

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    Bi.Felicia
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Karl must have got an ASVAB waiver.

    R jD
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Karl is a DEI solder.....

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    #111

    Humorous altered Jumanji movie poster used to illustrate funniest dad jokes from dedicated joke account.

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    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone has too much time on their hands! 😂

    #112

    A toad sitting on a toy horse with a dad joke caption about laughing at silly things and country toads.

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    #113

    Meme humor combining dad jokes with a pun featuring Alexander the Great and a cheese grater illustration.

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    Hugo
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There used to be a shop in Belfast with that name; it sold fireplaces.

    #114

    Two-panel dad joke meme with a doctor asking for name and age, featuring a pun on the name Henry for funniest dad jokes.

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    Lotekguy
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gettin' it ain't the same as likin' it.

    Nancy Lynch
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Split my sides laughing.

    #115

    Humorous dad joke about a giant burger called a failed salad attempt, part of funniest dad jokes collection.

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    Chich the witch
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see the problem. You need to get to it before it turns into a cow.

    Lotekguy
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolutely nothing.

    Marie
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bone's still in it and there's no way to take a proper bite... not good for a salad.

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    moggiemoo
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to see the first attempt.

    laura lee
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bone, you got a bone in there you're gonna break your teeth on that salad

    Phantom Phoenix
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I prefer my salads without bone or bread

    #116

    Underwater naval mines with text about posting the funniest dad jokes from an account dedicated to them.

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    Chich the witch
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    2 weeks ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    see mine :p

    R jD
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine field! F*****g hysterical! Not....

    #117

    Map of the United States made from pieces of steak, illustrating a dad joke about the United Steaks of America.

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    SlothyK8
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wisconsin is missing Door County. And Florida lacks Keys.