Stereotypically, dads are great at many things. They’re grill masters, excellent at teaching their little ones how to ride a bike or throw a baseball, and they’ve always got a cheesy joke hidden up their sleeve. From puns poking fun at their children to corny jokes that might make you roll your eyes, dad jokes are a style of humor that many people have a love-hate relationship with.
But if you’re a father looking for some new material or just a lover of clever puns, we’ve got the perfect list for you down below. We took a trip to Dad Jokes on Instagram and compiled some of their silliest pics. Enjoy scrolling through these photos, and be sure to upvote the ones that your dad would definitely approve of!
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There's someone who'd put himself on Mount Rushmore if they'd let him. He has publicly suggested it.
Load More Replies...Now, just because a joke comes out of a dad’s mouth doesn’t automatically make it a dad joke. And fathers aren't the only ones capable of telling cheesy dad jokes. So if you’re wondering what exactly counts as a dad joke, Dictionary.com explains that the trademark quality is that it’s corny. And typically, the punch line will include a pun or some form of wordplay.
Another point Dictionary.com brings up is whether or not these “jokes” are actually intended to be funny. They explain that these jokes typically are considered funny, or at least amusing, to the teller. But part of why they enjoy the joke might be because they know what kind of reaction they’ll receive from their audience. If listeners groan, roll their eyes, or complain about how stupid it was, the joke has actually succeeded.
I wish my cats would sleep that much! They just turned one, so they're still in the crazy kitten phase. I get excited when they're both asleep for a significant period of time. 😂
The true joy of BP is the comments section. The puns are remarkably enjoyable. It's possible I'm delirious, however.
Regardless of how much you may dislike dad jokes, this kind of humor certainly isn’t a new thing. In fact, Honest History notes that it’s been around for at least 2,000 years. And William Shakespeare was a huge fan of puns when he was writing during the 16th century.
As far as when these kinds of jokes got the name “dad jokes,” it’s hard to pinpoint exactly when the term was coined. But by the 1980s, it was being widely used. So if your father has a particularly corny sense of humor, don’t blame him. He’s just following in the footsteps of generations of dads before him!
He'll just blame that on the nights on Broadway.
Load More Replies...You still might be wondering why exactly fathers are so inclined to tell these kinds of jokes. Well, according to Luke Benedictus at The Father Hood, these jokes serve a deeper purpose than simply amusing their kiddos. He suggests that these silly puns can “puncture the gravity of life and give its hair a playful ruffle.” Instead of taking life too seriously, make sure that there’s room for joy and whimsy in every day, even if that’s just telling a few dad jokes to break the tension.
The British Psychological Society notes that dads may be more inclined to tell their kids these kinds of jokes than moms because dads tend to tease their kids more than their spouses do.
“Men's greater aggressiveness and assertiveness than women may push them towards being more aggressive and teasing in their play and humor with their children, while women's greater agreeableness and anxiety may in turn impede them in this regard for fear of accidentally hurting their children physically or emotionally, hence their distinct styles of play and humor,” the experts explain.
Reminds of the joke that the Olympics should be like jury service. One year prior you get a letter saying you've been picked for the pole vault and you just have to do your best.
Would be SO MUCH better. Way more entertaining.
Load More Replies...I got my wife the other day on the "water coming out of the bathroom" gag...she was not amused to see 4 bottles of water.
Dad jokes might even serve a pedagogic function, the British Psychological Society notes. Apparently, when fathers push and challenge their kids, it supports their children’s physical and cognitive development. This can also help teach them how to regulate their emotions and behaviors. Meanwhile, teasing kids, without bullying them, can turn them into more resilient individuals.
Yul Brynner once visited a Liverpool soccer game, after which he gave up on after-shave. Yul never wore cologne.
That little jest might have bypassed a few youngsters, Apatheist, but here's my upvote! To those who don't get it, the iconic song sung by Liverpool supporters is "You'll never walk alone" Gerry and the Pacemakers, 1963.
Load More Replies...The sign says they want to end the no tipping policy when they give colonoscopies.
I do not joke, my wife is a doctor and her handwriting is atrocious. When she gives me a list I frequently have to ask her to translate.
I'm seriously convinced it's part of the requirements to become a doctor. My father's writing was awful, and his colleagues (the ones I knew) all had/have equally awful writing. I've had to see a lot of specialists in the last few years and their writing sucks as well. (I get a script and I'm all "... eh???") I feel sorry for the people that had to grade medical exams when they were handwritten.
Load More Replies...Dad jokes can often be a bit embarrassing for kids as well. But it can be healthy for kids to experience embarrassment in small doses and in safe environments. It teaches them that being mortified is not the end of the world. And we’ve all been in embarrassing situations, so there’s no reason to be ashamed of it. The best way to deal with embarrassment is to simply laugh it off!
I used to go sailing with friends on his yacht called Sustit. One day someone was looking at the name and said , that’s a very funny name for a boat - Sue’s tit.
I'm going to see AC/DC in August. Brian Johnson is only 78 years old. This is fine.
We hope you’re enjoying this list of silly dad jokes, pandas. Keep upvoting the ones that your father would definitely appreciate, and let us know in the comments below if you have any clever dad jokes of your own to share. Then, if you’re interested in checking out another Bored Panda list featuring the same Instagram account, look no further than right here!
Your dogs are named Timex and Rolex? Exactly, they're watch dogs.
"What are your dog's names " ? "Rolex and Omega" " Huh " ? " They're watch dogs " !
I've never 'herd' this one before. It probably "behooves" me to pay more attention.
The reply is reference to a line in the film Gladiator, which Russell Crow was in. The line something like “ Do I entertain you?”.
Load More Replies...he likes cats but he doesnt have a problem with them, he can stop any time that he wants
Load More Replies...It's a play on words of the well known Christmas song Feliz Navidad by Jose Feliciano.
Load More Replies...Admittedly a verrrrrry low bar, but this is pretty good for a Chemistry joke.
It must be ancient. After Mt come Ds and Rg, then -- totally missing in the picture -- Cn, Nh, Fl, Mc, Lv, Ts, Og.
Load More Replies...Dining alone or dining with a stuffed toy, neither is awkward for me. However, I may cause an awkward feeling in the other patrons when I inevitably strike up a conversation with my stuffed companion.
Some of us enjoy dining alone. I prefer to sit alone with my meal and admire the scenery or people-watch--not feel like I have to keep my 'companion' entertained!
I need to send this to my dad. I'm surprised he's never done this one before.
My first thought as well. The circulatory system scene when Dr Manhattan is talking about his origins!
Load More Replies...Any of them would love to meet you. Alone. In the ocean.
Load More Replies...I enjoy it when it means the pains in my lower abdomen stop hurting when it all comes out.
Omg! I've been to one in Hawaii where the same thing happened!
The recipe said put the roast in the oven and turn for three hours but after the first hour, I was dizzy as a goat.
Not gonna lie it took me an extra second: I was sitting there trying to figure out why the 0 was so small until realizing it was an exponent haha
Thanks and upvote for saying "exponent" - i couldn't, for the life of me, remember the word :)
Load More Replies...They were missing one instrument needed to describe the incident as sax and violins.
It's not your fault. It's large in the picture. You are simply a victim of pier pressure.
Load More Replies...Then there's the parasaurolophus, diasaurolophus, ferrosaurolophus and antiferrosaurolophus.
I said that out loud and summoned every cat in the neighborhood.
Load More Replies...Not sure I would have gotten this one if there wasn't an earlier Polish flag joke
Thanks. I immediately thought meditation pills and my mind was stuck
Load More Replies...Notice that one is aiming at the floor and the other is ready to shoot his own arm.
There's a skit on YouTube where the Stormtroopers get Laser eye surgery. It does not go well for the Rebels. :-)
Load More Replies...No entres aquí - the correct Spanish. This is more entertaining though.
It's a series of 8, the 9 is the upside down 6! Hope that helps!
Load More Replies...My SIL in Jewish so I for my nephew's 1st Christmas I got him a Mensch on a Bench. 😂 It's a real product, I swear! Look it up. They're awesome.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No shít, Sherlock. All of them are different countries.
Load More Replies...I have to admit I quite like this! Although I would be distracted watching the pretty fish!
In the morning, laughing happy fish heads. In the evening, in the soup!
Load More Replies...Dunno , but there's a party down on Sixth Street . . .
Load More Replies...That’s in a place called Porter’s Lake in Nova Scotia, Canada! I don’t live too far from there
In my city not far from me is a "Juster Street". Where do you live? Juster Street.
We have a known actor in my country we lovingly refer to as Fiat Multipla in my family... He really looks like one
Load More Replies...when you're already wearing ugly shoes and then your sock loses its elastication
I've actually seen these before. My mom thought they were stupid... =[
One of my friends said it's disrespectful :( but I mean Van Gogh did give his original ear to someone as a gift so it's actually perpetuating his legacy
Load More Replies...Bullets can go through car doors, surely they can go through some layers of fat? (Yes I know it's a joke, but the basic premise sounds like it doesn't make sense, which makes the joke a bit odd)
Naw it actually can, there more resistance than a car door
Load More Replies...Wind Turbine blades aren't metal. They're composed of composite. You could describe wind turbines as high modernism.
-Mustard -Lettuce -Tomato -Pickels -Oniins It's a shopping list
The letters of the alphabet in alphabetical order. α β e h t.
I know G is pronounced JEE, but it's spelled Gee, so it belongs between eX and I, and Google Gemini tells me that Q is spelled Cue and C is Cee
And by all means take your walks by the school just as it's letting out
Like the famous skier who became an RN, answering the phone: "Picabo, ICU"
I see the problem. You need to get to it before it turns into a cow.
The bone's still in it and there's no way to take a proper bite... not good for a salad.
Load More Replies...Thank you--from a much less enlightened Panda (me)
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