“One of the worst days of my life,” “Help me," “The horror at 30,000 feet!” Taken out of their original context, these phrases might sound scary. Terrifying, even. However, you all know that it's all about the context, and in this case, it's actually a pretty hilarious one.

Long story short, it turns out that sugar-free gummies will most probably send you rushing to the bathroom. It's all because of the innocent-sounding sugar alcohol called maltitol, which is found in the ingredient called lycasin. Apparently, Haribo sugarless gummy bears are no exception when it comes to sugar alcohol, and boy, what a wild ride the Amazon review section for the gummies was.

For this list, we recommend you put away snacks and drinks because your appetite will probably be ruined in no time. Scroll down to read people's hilariously awful experiences with sugar-free Haribo gummies, and vote for the ones that made you laugh!

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When Travel Turns Tense

Review of sugar-free gummy bears causing airplane cramps, humorously detailing a flight experience with surprising effects.

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    Quarantine Survival Hacks

    Five-star review of sugar-free gummy bears humorously describing their impact during the pandemic and social distancing fears.

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    Bathroom Survival Guide

    Five-star detailed funny sugar-free gummy bears review with humorous warnings and preparation tips.

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    #4

    Painfully Committed Reviewer

    Screenshot of a humorous sugar-free gummy bears review giving five stars and mentioning pain but recommending purchase.

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    Star Rating or Cry for Help?

    Five-star Amazon review snippet for sugar-free gummy bears with brief unusual comment saying Help me.

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    Are the Sugar-Free Gummy Bear Reviews Real?

    To think of such horrible, vulgar things to say about a beloved brand and its products proves just how real the reviews truly are. Every single bad Haribo sugar-free review is almost 100% as real as any other review. To nail this fact further, the toxicity of the product even spread to more beloved products of the company.

    #6

    Unexpected Product Perks

    Five star review of sugar-free gummy bears highlighting their sweet, soft, fruity taste and digestive benefits.

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    Sweet Tooth Regrets

    One-star sugar-free gummy bears review saying "I weighed 189 before I ate these, I'm now a skeleton" by verified buyer.

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    #8

    Fueling My Inner Jet Engine

    Three-star user review about sugar-free gummy bears mentioning a sonic boom effect after eating three pieces.

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    Color-Coded Crisis

    Three-star review of sugar-free gummy bears describing a negative experience and stomach pain after eating them.

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    #10

    Regret in Gummies

    One-star humorous review warning about sugar-free gummy bears causing discomfort after eating three.

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    Do Sugar-Free Gummy Bears Taste Good?

    Sugar-free products are known for tasting bad or different from sugared ones. Example? Original Haribo gummy bears. While the sugar-free version has an almost unending list of reviews pointing out the horrible taste, the originals are kinder. So, looking at sugar-free gummy bear reviews alone, it’s easy to assume that taste makes a difference in quality.

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    Sweet Regret Alert

    One-star humorous sugar-free gummy bears review mentioning taste and unpleasant aftermath effects.

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    Too Real To Be Funny

    Customer review with five-star rating describing eating 14 sugar-free gummy bears and their strong laxative effect.

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    #13

    Sweet Tooth Regrets

    Five-star humorous review of sugar-free gummy bears mentioning a strange texture and maltitol effects.

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    Unexpected Side Effects

    Customer review of sugar-free gummy bears with a four-star rating describing effects after consumption.

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    Office Holiday Feels

    Five-star sugar-free gummy bears review describing a joyful Christmas spirit shared with office coworkers.

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