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Cultures just don’t form themselves instantly or by accident. They’re systems built over time, where people share meanings, habits, and behaviors that create social cohesion and a sense of togetherness.

So it's no surprise we have stereotypes too. Like how we joke that Italians only eat pasta, or how the French love baguettes. Or how the British drink obscene amounts of tea. But, well, some of these do end up being true, which can lead to funny situations people share online. So, here are some hilarious tweets about what life is like in lil ol’ England.

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    British humor is special in its own way. For many Americans, it’s simply not the kind of comedy they’re accustomed to — that boisterous and over-explanatory kind of humor. But in England, that’s pretty much the opposite. Social anthropologists like Kate Fox have pointed out that the English have an implicit “Equilibrium Rule” and an obsession with understatement that slips into their comedy style. 

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    They love to be self-deprecating, laugh at their own ineptitude, or poke fun at their awkwardness, believing (and likely being right) that it builds trust faster than flexing success. Which is why it translates perfectly into short tweets. What better way to make fun of bleak situations like bad weather, delayed trains, or rising costs than to lean on humor as a coping mechanism?

    #4

    A list of ways to enjoy the rain, including sipping tea and eating biscuits, a relatable British humor moment.

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    James016
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    13 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The garden really needed it after several heat waves and drought

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    #5

    A British tweet about awkward social interactions, showcasing British humor.

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    sbj
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    13 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You know my name and that's already too much information"

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    In fact, psychologists have even researched humor styles. Dr. Rod Martin, in particular, created the “Humor Styles Questionnaire” (HSQ), which divides humor into four types. Two of these are self-enhancing humor, which involves staying positive and using humor to cope with life’s hardships, and aggressive humor, which involves making fun of or putting down others.

    British humor, in particular, fits into affiliative and self-deprecating humor. Affiliative humor is what we traditionally think of as harmless jokes — it’s all about using comedy to build social bonds. Then there’s self-deprecating humor, which means making jokes at your own expense. The target is yourself, not someone else. And that is very British.

    #7

    A British tweet from David Mitchell holding a toaster box, expressing skepticism about its promises, an example of British humor.

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    Balseraph
    Community Member
    10 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love David Mitchell so much! I can hear this in his voice.

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    #9

    A tweet about Biscuit rule #1: broken biscuits must be consumed immediately, showcasing British humor.

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    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    15 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They contain no calories. Everybody knows that

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    #10

    A dirty car with a license plate and a number written on the back window, showcasing British humor.

    I'm glad that someone was able to help with the answer

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    Kathy Brooke
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    15 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure that's a UK registration plate, but good joke

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    British Twitter also heavily relies on sarcastic criticism to express frustration. It lets people vent about their daily miseries without getting too aggressive or dramatic, which is the absolute antithesis of British humor. A 2018 study on the emotional impact of sarcasm actually found that delivering criticism through sarcasm rather than literal statements can soften the blow and make the speaker seem more humorous.

    And anyone who has watched British shows will easily recognize this kind of humor. Ricky Gervais’ The Office is built almost entirely around deadpan delivery, helping the characters cope with corporate boredom. The IT Crowd is another perfect example of the common flat, disinterested approach to comedy. Or, more recently, Fleabag, where the main character uses deadpan commentary and sarcastic fourth-wall breaks to buffer herself from the realities of her life.

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    #11

    A British tweet by Paige humorously showing a delivery photo with a dog sitting by the parcel at the door.

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    Mike F
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    15 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The homeowner is adorable. 😂

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    #14

    A British tweet sharing humor about a Mr. Bean cutout used to scare family members, showcasing British humor.

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    Queen Typo
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    16 hours ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every person that lives alone needs one of these. Do I have company? Maybe….but he never says a word so you will never know

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    Many of these tweets also rely heavily on nostalgia, with food, shopping, and holidays mentioned time and time again. Psychologists call this “collective nostalgia.” According to Social Identity Theory, our self-esteem is partly tied to our group memberships. Through collective nostalgia, people can feel like they belong to a group that shares the same experiences.

    You can see this in people sharing childhood hymns from primary school or remembering a time when phones simply weren’t a thing. You’d have to tell your friends to meet you outside a certain place at a certain time and just hope they remembered. They were simpler times, and feeling nostalgic for a time of pure, unadulterated contentment can be one of the most wholesome feelings in the world.

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    #16

    A British tweet from VeryBritishProblems about housing developments, showcasing British humor.

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    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    15 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My old college is now a housing estate, and even the last time I went past I was pointing out where the labs were and where the barn was.

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    Of course, many of us born after the ’90s don’t necessarily feel as much nostalgia for this time, but we can still yearn for a simpler era. This is sometimes called “prosthetic memory,” a concept introduced by media theorist Alison Landsberg. It describes the emotional connection people can develop to memories they never actually experienced but were exposed to through media.

    Watching something like The Inbetweeners can create an idealized nostalgia for that kind of mundane awkwardness: cheap haircuts, banter, gloomy pubs, and tragic outfits, along with the freedom to live it all without a camera constantly pointing at our faces. And even though they didn’t live it, they can still find humor in it, much like those who actively grew up during that time.

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    #19

    A Stranger Things title screen modified to say Bit Odd Innit, reflecting British humor and pop culture.

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    Robert Millar
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    11 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A friend in Cornwall (a farmer) told me that locals call tourists "ennits".

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    #20

    A screenshot of British tweets showing a text conversation with humor about breaking up and being ruthless.

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    Robert T
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    4 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had a neighbour who's gf was called Hope. She went away for a bit. He was... ;-)

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    #21

    A British tweet about a woman asking her husband about Kit Kats, an example of British humor.

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    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    15 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have a box of Milkybars, it's not allowed to go empty :P

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    #22

    British tweet from ab remembering primary school hymns, an example of British humor.

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    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    17 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That has happened to me more recently than I am comfortable admitting.

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    So while we all yearn for simpler times, we’re now lucky enough to have technology that lets us see tweets and memes that make us feel closer to our cultures and the people around us. Social media algorithms allow micro-communities to gather in comment sections, where they can validate each other’s experiences and sense of humor.

    And frankly, sometimes it’s just fun to hear what other people are saying online, almost like a digital pub, without having to go out in the rain and step in mud. But do you think these tweets accurately describe life in Britain? Let us know!

    #23

    A British tweet about water taste, illustrating a moment of British humor and relatability.

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    ADHD
    Community Member
    13 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    water in Scotland is one of the best waters in the world. was visiting my Father/StepMother in England a while back, JFC the water, made me gag like f**k, the state of their kettle was mental.

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    #24

    A funny tweet chain with British humor about someone excited over making the best toast and a reply questioning it.

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    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    16 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You clearly don’t understand how serious toast is. This is epic!

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    #25

    A British tweet from VeryBritishProblems about cleaning for guests, a relatable example of British humor.

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    sbj
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    13 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then throw myself on the ground crying after they've left when they reply to my sorry was 'Don't worry about the mess it was you I came to see '

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    #28

    British tweet from Sarah asking if someone is British if they dont say 'touch wood', illustrating British humor.

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    Blue Bunny of Happiness
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    12 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And actually touch some wood, or tap your head if none is available

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    #29

    A British tweet about a mundane but good weekend, exemplifying British humor.

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    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    15 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That sounds like a perfectly good weekend.

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    #30

    A tweet from Ma Ndaba about different drinks from McDonald's, showcasing British humor.

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    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    17 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And yet they all are based off of Malted Battery Acid.

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    #31

    A living room with a small TV and an elderly woman watching, a humorous British tweet about grandmas.

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    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    17 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Needs to be *at least* big enough to fit a Penguin on top.

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    #32

    A humorous tweet about people who dont use sugar in their tea/coffee feeling proud of it.

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    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    16 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t have anything in my coffee. I like it as black as my soul. But I do like a bit of sugar and some milk in my tea

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    #33

    A British tweet humorously questioning if you are truly British without a specific taxi phrase, showcasing British humor.

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    Robert Millar
    Community Member
    9 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    London taxi drivers have to learn thousands of "pickup points" to pass "The Knowledge". You always want to go somewhere else.

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    #34

    A British tweet image shows a single brussel sprout purchased online, a funny example of British humor and online shopping.

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    Bunny Wood
    Community Member
    10 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fun fact: my Border Collie likes cold sprouts but then she does apocalyptic farts.

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    #37

    A British tweet from Caitlin McCutcheon about her gran's humor and eagerness for a day out.

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    Cee Cee
    Community Member
    10 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Getting there at mid day is more like a half day out isn't it?

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    #40

    A British tweet with a picture inside a train, displaying British humor about its destination.

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    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    17 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Say 'Hi!' to Thursday Next and the gang down at Jurisfiction!

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    #41

    A British tweet by Chloe H sharing a humorous exchange about her Birmingham origin with a broken heart emoji.

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    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    17 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could be worse. Could be Birmingham, Alabama.

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    #42

    A tweet about remembering a toastie machine, an example of British humor.

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    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    16 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have a griddle on my gas stove. Toasties tend to wax and wane. Sometimes I want them everyday for weeks and then I don’t want them at all for weeks. And then I rediscover them. Rinse and repeat

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    #43

    A British bulldog draped in the Union Jack on a flat roof pub, showing British humor.

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    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    17 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hear, Hear! The only possible improvement would be to put a John Steed Bowler on the dog.

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    #44

    A British tweet humorously pointing out a pub's outdated list of British prime ministers, showcasing British humor.

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    Sparky
    Community Member
    16 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Worse, it's omitted the tons of prime ministers before 1834. Paging Pitt the younger?

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    #47

    A British tweet by taoki humorously recounting a critical discussion about Christianity and biblical names.

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    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    15 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wheredya think those names came from :P Man, I facepalmed so hard, lol

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    #48

    An image of a quaint British pub with a red telephone box and outdoor seating, highlighting British humor in pub gardens.

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    Cee Cee
    Community Member
    10 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This place is near Pewsey in Wiltshire near my old home.

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    #49

    A British tweet with a person wearing a bright vest and camouflage pants at a train station, a funny British humor moment.

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    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    16 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes… No…. Why are you asking me all these questions?!

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    #51

    A British tweet on the property ladder, delivering British humor about financial struggles and life.

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    Sarah
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    13 hours ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can’t afford the bus fare to go buy a ladder

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    #52

    A British tweet displaying an F1 Kit Kat bar with nutrition info listed per car, a funny example of British humor.

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    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    15 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So does that mean you can eat a carload of them and these stats apply? Asking for a friend

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    #53

    A text message notification from Dad to an unknown recipient, showcasing British humor with a warning about a salad.

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    ADHD
    Community Member
    13 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    a good salad can be very nice. has to be a really good one and not just a bit of s****y iceberg lettuce wi random s**t flung in.

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    #56

    A British tweet about annual leave, showcasing British humor and workplace culture.

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    Queen Typo
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    16 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have loved that. I had to return to work when my youngest child was 19 days old. 19 DAYS. Did I say it loud enough? 19 FREAKING DAYS. I hate the system in USA

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    #57

    A British tweet showcasing the unpredictable weather, highlighting British humor and unique climate.

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    sbj
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    9 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here in the UK experiencing all four seasons in 24 hours is the norm

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    #59

    A Dad Jokes tweet from a postman, showcasing British humor.

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    Sparky
    Community Member
    16 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this is British, why isn't it in pounds?

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    #60

    A British tweet from Laura lamenting the lack of a hangover cure, showing British humor.

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    ZoeB
    Community Member
    14 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Czech Republic we actually have a pill that is available over-the-counter in Pharmacies, you take it 30min before start drinking and you have no hangover next day. True story!

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    #61

    A British tweet from Dan Stuart about loving late-night Tesco ventures, highlighting British humor.

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    ADHD
    Community Member
    12 hours ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we used to go to the 24h petrol station for rizlas, munchies and juice lol. 1.5 miles each way.

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    #62

    A British tweet with a humorous image of bagels on a shelf with a police safety sign, highlighting British humor.

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    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    17 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess Bagels look enough like Doughnuts that they have the cops fooled?

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    #63

    A British tweet humorously complaining about hotel breakfast times, a relatable example of British humor.

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    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    16 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t do breakfast. It takes me a least a couple of hours after I get up to even consider food. I also don’t do 5 am. I call that o’fùck thirty

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    #64

    A British tweet about being annoyed by seeing a single magpie, showcasing British humor.

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    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    16 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One for sorrow, two for joy, three for a girl, four for a boy

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    #68

    A tweet from Alastair Hilton, displaying British humor regarding the rising cost of a pint at a pub.

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    Debby Keir
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    7 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most pubs I know have a price per pint on the handle.....

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    #72

    A British tweet about an expensive flat with a tiny kitchen, demonstrating British humor about housing.

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    Kira Okah
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    14 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Flat, sorry, bedsit I saw above a takeaway shop in Crystal Palace was £2000 a month, and you had to share the public toilet in the shop downstairs.

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    #73

    A sign in a shop that says All shoplifters risk arrest, an example of British humor.

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    Bunny Wood
    Community Member
    10 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So... in for a penny in for a pound?

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    #75

    British tweet from Josh King about anniversary posts, showcasing British humor.

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    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    15 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve had cups in my cupboard longer than a lot of marriages

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    #76

    A tweet showcasing British humor by discussing the prevalence of Crocs in various social settings.

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    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    14 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine are exclusively house slippers thankfully. Outsde is boot time.

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    #80

    A British tweet about the embarrassing pronunciation of croissant, showcasing British humor.

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    Ace
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    8 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's.... not far off the correct French pronunciation, actually. I want to know how this poster thinks it should be pronounced.

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    #81

    A British tweet about UK dentists setting up clinics in semi-detached houses, showcasing British humor.

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    Sarah
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    15 hours ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exact same with mine and my previous dentist in Ireland! Mines at well known Dublin landmark- walkinstown roundabout!

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    #82

    A British tweet showing two red canisters, one marked TEA and the other Coffee, illustrating British humor.

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    Sparky
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    16 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She put the tea in the first one, and didn't want to take it out.

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    #83

    British tweet about adult friendships being like dentist appointments, highlighting British humor.

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    Maya_D
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    8 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I haven’t seen one of my friends for almost a year, but at least we regularly text to say we must get together soon.

    #84

    A British tweet from Beth McColl sharing a family joke about wedding dresses, exemplifying British humor.

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    Bunny Wood
    Community Member
    10 hours ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Scottish Indians. Natives of Scotland.

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    #85

    A British tweet showing a funny conversation about someone forgetting their wife and children, highlighting British humor.

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    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    17 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    D3ad man walking, caught in a pincers movement between two forces nominally at war with each other, but who have declared a temporary truce whilst they deal with a common foe.

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    #86

    A tweet from halo about British humor, discussing the challenges of scheduling appointments with a 9-5 job.

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    Sarah
    Community Member
    13 hours ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Although most countries allow you to take a medical appointment during your work hours by law and you’re not required to make up the time

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    #87

    A British tweet from James Parker showing a baby doll in a trash can, highlighting British humor.

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    cecilia kilian
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    3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hated baby dolls as a child. Pushing a friend's cat's litter of kittens in a toy baby carriage was much more fun.

    #88

    A British tweet from Ava-Santina about Waitrose chicken nuggets and British humor.

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    Bunny Wood
    Community Member
    10 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister got a message from her local supermarket saying she had purchased the most Quorn nuggets in 2024 and now she wants to stop eating them but doesn't want to lose to anyone either

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    #89

    A British tweet about a tight budget, showcasing relatable British humor.

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    Glix Drap
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    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should be fine - that's 250 penny chews. I grew up in the 70s and never moved on.

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    #90

    A British tweet by Michael Scott reacting to the name Boris, highlighting British humor.

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    Elladine DesIsles
    Community Member
    14 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have known a Boris; lovely guy. He was neither Russian nor British, but Chinese-Canadian.

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