50 Memes To Bring A Taste Of British Humor To Your Screen (New Pics)

I see the problem, you were far too kind about it, those who delight in irritating our cat lords must not live

Oh, it's fun getting to these before the censors kick in. 🤣

Thank you! I hate those awards, because I missed one day off of school before, and despite being told I'm one of the best students, like in the top five, I got nothing. It unfair and stupid Edit: I got a prize for attendance today 🙃

Would watch that, 100%

Lovely! Wonder if it expanded his vocabulary though

Hopefully they will grow up before they lose their mums

I grew up in England and now live in Australia. I can confirm both these comments

Legendary!

Depends on how many effs you're talking about. A single would be for eff's sake, two or more: for effs' sake or, if more than one sake for the multitude of effs: for effs' sakes. Always happy to keep a professional environment just that. 😁

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Well played.

Dog thinking - well this is my life now

There was something in the air that night

We're both giggling.

VINDICATION AT LAST!!!

Ginger in the UK

It’s my strong hand!

I read that in his voice

soo, this is where common people eat, "I wanna live like common people, I wanna do whatever common people do"

Not just prezzies .. a stocking too!

Even worse, we have a 4 level house (really it's split level front/back, so only 2 rooms per floor), and it doesn't work going up nor down.

'I don't believe in coincidences'

Bruv

For a second I forgot bird had a different meaning in this context and was like "wow that's oddly specific..."

when he tries coming to bed tonight tell him where the dog basket is

Late night at McDonalds and they announce order number 69 is ready.

Bread? With garlic in it?

Hate those hypocrites who say work harder: your college education was paid for even when you were failing, your job was nepotism, and your wealth was inherited.

At least ALL of them would come home without getting shot at.

yes.

At least they could have been Ferrari's and Fiats

Red telephone boxes look so cool and posh and aesthetic and then you have the one on the right

Gran rules!

There's a really nice frozen custard place about 45 min. away from my parents. They'd make the trip once a month or so, and bring the dog. He got a spoonful of everyone's custard. Once they went, and it was cold, rainy, and crowded. They decided to go to the Baskin Robbins across the street. They got their ice cream, and a paper bowl so they could share with the dog. He wouldn't eat it. I guess he decided that if he was going that far, it had to be the custard or nothing.

The face sadly says it all

Carolyn the new Karen

Same in the US: rich people find loopholes to get out of paying taxes, so the taxes on the workers get increased.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY HIM NOT BEING QUALIFIED

It’s absolutely miserable

Bradley Walsh trying desperately not to crack up. He still hasn't got over F***y Chmelar on The Chase.

I actually feel it's a win if you haven't set foot in Dubai. Seems like a soulless place

No manners that boy

Everyone was enjoying the Donner Kebabs at the Christmas Party. Then they ran out. So they started on the Blitzen Kebabs.

It's actually nice of her to ask

They have use of full lanes in my city, whether one or a gaggle of them. Tons of cyclists around here. HATE getting behind them but good on you for exercising. Now get out of my way. I have snacks at home.

I'm not a girl but I still want Dunkelstog.

Is this like East Coast/West Coast snobbery of middle America? I looked up why people hate Birmingham. Most common answer was that it was riddled with crime, but the crime rate (63) is only marginally higher than London (54.9). (Actually, it was quite odd how similar crime rates are across UK. The worst had a crime rate only twice as high as the best. Some American cities have crime rates several times higher than others: New Orleans, Detroit and St. Louis have murder rates more than 10 times higher than New York's.)

Doesn't taste the same as an adult.. I suspect they have removed some of the more dubious colourants and flavourings.

The first person to win Deal or No Deal, her long term boyfriend left her a couple of weeks before. Not the same scale, but it did give us a nice warm feeling

oh you poor intellectually deprived dears, why would the government waste valuable tracking devices on you?

Well to be fair, if you're on enough *illegal medicine* it can happen again

Them "can just I take an email address?" Me "No" Me on a more pedantic day " I don't know can you?"

Twist: It wasn't part of a 'Meal deal', he was actually asking you out but saved himself by using this tactic :)

It's starting to get a bit ripe inside without opening the windows

The "Sorry" at the end is the epitome of being British. Someone walks into you, you say sorry xD

Car insurance is essentially a random number generator.

Genius!

accurate

Not any more. Life is short, have the starter. Especially if it's scallops

Oh yes and it's always when I need him to NOT take his sweet time to do it

Everything cooks at 200C for 20 mins. Everything 👍

President Clinton wishes he had come up with this idea. The Eat Out to Help Out scheme, I mean.

Especially if it still kinda works when you hold it at just the right angle.

please tell me cba means can’t be arsed, because I’m going to use that from now on

My old landlord used to do this thinking it wouldn't count and formal communications when I sued him for 3x my deposit hahahahaha

I laugh every time I get into the turn lane for my street, which looks like I'm sneaking in early for the turn lane for the light just past our street. Car after car starts following me to jump ahead, too. Then they are stuck behind me, where as if they drove passed me and got into the lane when they should have, would already be through the light. 🤣

I'm 40 and my mom still will.