In honor of pride month please give me some gay jokes and memes. Nothing offensive please.
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I Love When A Homophobe Is Put In Their Place.
If that's the alt rock band "the rubber bandits" , this meme just got 1000% funnier!
Oh The Misery
I Want This Humour
:)
Only Prey 🦖
Asexuals meanwhile can befriend anybody, which really helps with the world domination.
i am both bi and ace, what does this mean
Load More Replies...My friends and I are all lgbtq. And we’ve been friends for a few years but only just came out last year. Gays find each other no matter what lol
Yes only prey except lesbians if you are male and gay men if you are female
"..only prey"? I like certain ones of my preferred gender but Whoa, not all of them. Is 'frogs.' saying that everybody's prey to a bi?
Why did you even bother coming to a page about jokes if you're just going to get offended? Are you lost? Leave if you can't take a damn joke.
Load More Replies...Made Me Giggle
People need to stop using "You are so gay" as an insult. It's so homophobic
My variation of this stems from the fact that I'm a pan woman married to a guy so people insult someone else as gay not realizing they just put their foot in it with me :)
That's like, every minute of every day at my school. Me: "Yeah, so what?!"
My friend was walking up to random people in band class and asking "Does your mom know you're gay?" and he asked me and I said yes and he was like "Oh c**p, I forgot you're actually gay"
Bro.. I just look at them, put on my most innocent voice and say "OMG you finally noticed" 😁😁😁😁
Lol
Laughing wayyyy too hard at this! Then had to explain to my girlfriend that it's the poo emoji. Which only made me laugh harder
Wait. Now I get it! And I am ACTUALLY going to p**s myself laughing so I gotta go but thank you 🤣🤣🤣
Load More Replies...I Keep Seeing This On Bp And It Cracks Me Up Every Dang Time
Indeed we do *spits fire at haters because haven't you seen the new bisexual flag with the dragon?*
Load More Replies...So, do you do a combination of both finger guns and thumbs up with both hands? Or do you do one with each hand? If so, which do you do with your dominant hand? Or are you ambidextrous as well? Sooo many questions... Or is it rude to ask?
Personally I do each action with both hands and then promptly try to find a rock to crawl under
Load More Replies...I feel like some of the pans need to be included in this statement. Because we do this a lot too.
Aww yes welcome to the club y'all <3 :P
Load More Replies...Every. Damn. Thanksgiving.
My parents literally have never been married, they've just stayed together for sooooo long, they're married in their heads (as for the meme, it's really good)
I Felt This Meme
One of the songs that can makes us both feel represented and exploited.
Cute Gay Chickens
Because all chickens are females, roosters are males.
Load More Replies...This Thing
This is tricky. I really worry that as the Republican party cements minority rule that a lot of gains made could really be in trouble. I would not rest on any laurels at this point. Just look at what's happening with women's rights. Increases in attacks against vulnerable population. I am not in the LGBTQ+ community, but I am concerned about what may be coming, at least in the United States.
Big Brain Move
I believe I saw the update of this on Reddit. They were able to move out of their mom’s house and their beautiful wall of flags followed them, better then ever!
i see a tran and non binary flag lmao oh also an asexual one
This One Always Makes Me Laugh
My workplace made it 5 days into Pride Month before deciding they didn’t want to advertise it anymore
She Ra
Same just thought it was funny
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Load More Replies...I thought Glimmer and Bow were a ship? Plus Adora and Catra are so cute together!
I know it is just a reference to the vine “two bros chilling in a hot tub five feet apart cuz their not gay” sorry for the confusion
Load More Replies...I don't ship them specifically, but Adora is cannon lesbian and Glimmer is cannon bi.
True Tho
Yeah, we aren't waving around flags and dressed in rainbow all the time, just when we want people to think we didn't kill that Karen
Load More Replies...You and your friends look to be plotting something. I want in. Not gay but could be a mole
Tried To Upload This Yesterday And My Computer Froze. Am I Going To Hell Now?
Careful BP, that's pretty risque there. We can almost make out a curse word.
Yes, there's a load of Christians out there who need to take this to heart..
As a Christian, say it louder.for the people on the back pew.
Load More Replies...If you are going to hell for this - I'm going with you. I'll even bring snacks & drinks.
It Took Me Way To Long To Found A Meme That Fit The Requirements
Byesexuals
Not Gay, Just Thought This Was Funny
most of these are coming from the other post. I've screenshoted them too!
I Love It So Much Because Yeah, Me Being Straight Is In The Past
Lightbulbs
Life
i saw this on MoS we only have top quality memes there
It Be Like That Sometimes
That's me but on the opposite gender; sexuality; and availability; ... oh well I'm happy where I am now 💜
i am in spain but the s is silent
Load More Replies...I think I relate to this more than I should. Happy pride! 🏳️🌈
Argh... I have a crush on a bi girl... and I'm nonbinary...
My Bestie Sent This To Me After I Came Out🤣
i'm not sure whether it means i can pay with vibes or be sold into slavery but what an exciting gamble it will be!!
*raises hand* I have questions. Is there a gay fairy godmother that I was supposed to check in with when I came out about this 'me being legal tender'? Because iono if I'm on board with this...
Be Like Ron
Okay, i am old. Please don't hate on me. This is a genuine question, and looking for real answer. As a heterosexual man, what benefit does it provide to others to know my pronouns. I am more than happy to call people whatever they want to be called. And i totally get why calling somebody something other than that is hurtful.
Okokok so the reason most people do it is to normalize it for trans individuals and the like. Also, so people don't call them by anything else :)
Load More Replies...They Aren't Lying
I'd love to know, do they plant children while they're eating bread and watching movies, or do they plant seeds that grow into children with a bread in one hand and a TV also sprouts because THIS MATTERS AND WILL KEEP ME UP AT NIGHT
they are eating bread and watching movies with the children of the plants
Load More Replies...Does This Count?
People Need To Stop With The "Funny" Jokes, Honestly
I know its not a joke, but some people say them as jokes and it needs to stop
As an asexual, I've been called frigid before. I didn't realise there was a word for what I was until I was maybe 21 or so. I was at Dragon Con with my friends in Atlanta, and I told my friend that I thought I was broken for not being attracted to anyone romantically or sexually. She stopped drinking for a sec and was like, "No, dumbass, you're asexual." (Mind you, she was dressed as Lumpy Space Princess from Adventure Time, and me in my New Vegas Veteran Ranger armor, so it made for an interesting scene) We went and got nachos after that.
As a bisexual, YES I AM GREEDY. People are my Pokémon… gotta catch them aaaalllll
Gender fluid here. Definitely have been accused of being indecisive, but also greedy for supposedly "wanting everything of all genders". It's not exactly fun, starting out feeling very strongly male, going out male-presenting, then suddenly feeling extremely female and feeling like I'm not presenting correctly. And for me, I switch multiple times per day. No matter what I wear, no matter how I choose to present, it's wrong. On top of that, the looks I get when people think they have me figured out and I suddenly behave differently are very isolating. It's not all awful, of course, but it's not like I'm choosing anything here. I'm not indecisive. I'm just in constant flux. As disconcerting as it might be for others to watch happen, it is 1000x more for me.
YES! EXACTLY! I HATED THAT! (I was pan before figuring out that im omni)
Load More Replies...That bi one kept me in the cupboard for 30 years. I love that gay couples are more visible now and that we talk about numerous sexualities. I feel so validated and pleased for people who are less subjected to this. (I know it may not feel like it, but trust me life has evolved)
😅 this doesn’t apply to me. I have a secret crush on one of my friends.
Why do straight girls always think I have a crush on them... Sweetie, i f****d your mom, not you, i have TASTE.
Nonbeanie Problems
Aces Love Cake
The cellular division is hilarious, can you actually do it ?? 😂
As a piehole, I approve this message.
Load More Replies...I Had To Make This Because The Original Meme Wouldn't Fit
how is a bad cut yellow shirt overalls(bad ones (no pocket)) and HIKING BOOTS good style
Pride Flag?
I Actually Made This One, But It Tickled Me *laughs In Bi*
i joke that i am selectively gay or gay the majority of the time
Let Me Just...
Boom
l lost track of time & then I saw that Coles was suddenly Rainbow & knew it was June 1st
Gay Hands
Sorry I’m a bit late. The one in the hat asked the crop top person if they were queer, and the crop top person said yes, they are queer. Then the one in the hat and the person with them both cheered.
Load More Replies...This is how gay people communicate with each other when they're not sure if the other person is gay.
I Know It's Not Winter Or Anything But I Found This
A bisexual trademark is cuffing their pant legs :)
Load More Replies...I will. an i will pray as well for them to not suffer ankle sunburns as well
I Made This Myself:)
Global Warming!
Always. The rats are more important than anything
I Have A Friend Who Has Lesbian Parents (Two Moms) And So Many People Keep Saying That " Your Moms Gay Hehehehhhjhgihgufyd" And She's Like "Yeah, They Are.." Fr Tho I Don't Understand Why Being Gay Is An Insult
Yes Indeed
Facts
This Makes Switch Much More Awesome Now
Me, silently adding 'carry around my Switch' to my List of Ways to Subtley Signal I'm Not Straight.
The thing is….i have a bright yellow switch lite……and i do that (so i feel personally attacked)
People Fear Truth
god why isnt there an OPENLY GAY PRINCESS THAT HAS TO GO THROUGH THE HARDSHIPS OF HOMOPHOBIA oh yeah, i remember now. conservatives.
Naw. Elsa is aroace. (Bish she shows no interest in non-platonic love whatsoever.)
😏
I Once Saw A Button That Said "Don't Come Out Of The Closet Unless You Have Something Fabulous To Wear!
Made Me Wheeze
Same. I kept worrying I was being homophobic for being upset lmao
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this is how i am coming how i am showing my parents this
Accurate
But A Few More Hoodies Would Do No Harm...
Is buying other people clothes a thing? Sure, my mother bought me clothes when I was little, and she knits stuff for the children, but other than that?
HA! Relatable. And yet, only moments after putting whatever it is on, it's no longer right....... I made myself sad.
At Least She Did Not Write „they‘Re“
AGHHHHH! Y’all, this post is making Homeschoolers look so dumb and brainwashed… I promise I’m an intelligent human being.
"The Oxford English Dictionary traces singular they back to 1375, where it appears in the medieval romance William and the Werewolf. Except for the old-style language of that poem, its use of singular they to refer to an unnamed person seems very modern" https://public.oed.com/blog/a-brief-history-of-singular-they/
Except The Danish
Replace Danish with Dutch and it's like a quote from Nigel Powers. "There are only two things I can't stand in this world: People who are intolerant of other people's cultures, and the Dutch."
Probably an inside joke
Load More Replies...This Is The Dumb Stuff My Gfs Brother Sends Me
" Subtle "
take my d@mn money just take it , I dont care if its subtle or not
Couldn’t Fit It Up-Right, Sorry
oh f**k they're coming for us everyone grab your garlic bread and run
i brought rainbow torches, shall we burn the homophobes and the "asexuality doesn't exist, you just haven't met the right person" people
Load More Replies...This Is Why We Don’t Let Straight People Design Pride Merch
This gives the vibes of those scripts written by a bot, after it was forced to watch a ton of movies.
yeah, they might be uncomfortable researching bc as much as we dont wanna be seen as the wrong gender, or our same sex s.o. as just a close friend they probably dont wanna be seen as smth they are not
Load More Replies...I'm seriousl considering buying a Harry Potter shirt that says "No one should live in a closet."
please... im... ...I HAVE OFFICIALLY GIVEN UP ON PEOPLE THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!!
eh, they only messed up three, and were just off by one, theres a chance that it was an editing error or smth, plus, a lot of straight people just dont want to be seen as gay because they want to only be seen as what they are, like most of us so they cannot research as much so it seems good enough right? (edited for clarifying)
If This Is Offensive Tell Me In The Comments And I'll See About Deleting It
Don’t Get Offended, It Is A Joke
I Love This One
A Non-Binary Animal Crossing Meme
Stumbled Across This Gem Whilst Eating Cake Because Cake Is Awesome 24/7
Tell me one thong you love about being a lez. I'll go first. When middle school boys ask me out, and I tell them I'm gay then the look on thier face is just so beautiful
btw I get most of my submissions from an other LGBTQ memes post on here (https://www.boredpanda.com/hey-pandas-send-me-your-best-lgbtq-memes/)
Thank you all for sharing these! gay memes are the best memes :)
edgelord666 what the actual fúck is wrong with you? if this post is gonna trigger you its really easy to just not click on it. If your trolling, absolutely no one thinks that you're funny. Either way you're being an áss.
Is a bit of dark humor allowed? As far as I know it's not homophobic.
Hey EdgeLord666- F**k off. Nobody likes that dumb s**t you're posting. It's incredibly homophobic, and literally at lease 75% of the people viewing this are part of the LGBTQ community. So just shut up and stop posting.
Tell me one thong you love about being a lez. I'll go first. When middle school boys ask me out, and I tell them I'm gay then the look on thier face is just so beautiful
btw I get most of my submissions from an other LGBTQ memes post on here (https://www.boredpanda.com/hey-pandas-send-me-your-best-lgbtq-memes/)
Thank you all for sharing these! gay memes are the best memes :)
edgelord666 what the actual fúck is wrong with you? if this post is gonna trigger you its really easy to just not click on it. If your trolling, absolutely no one thinks that you're funny. Either way you're being an áss.
Is a bit of dark humor allowed? As far as I know it's not homophobic.
Hey EdgeLord666- F**k off. Nobody likes that dumb s**t you're posting. It's incredibly homophobic, and literally at lease 75% of the people viewing this are part of the LGBTQ community. So just shut up and stop posting.
