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I went out with friends to a very popular club. Was having a great time, Im feeling like iâm pretty awesome & weâre dancing on this huge stage in the middle of it all- you know the stage or platform where all those who just think theyâre to hot to touch dance on? Well, what I didnât know was that it was actually two stages pushed together & as Im dancing away the two stages started to separate & I fell in between the two platforms & got stuck! My friend couldnât pull me out so he ran off to get help as Im shouting âNo! Donât do that!â (by this time a small shame-circle had formed around me). As Iâm flailing around like fish waist down between these two platforms the music cuts & a spotlight suddenly highlights me like Im some circus animal. As this all happened I heard audible âGaspsâ throughout the crowd. My friend shows back up with security & they hoist me out & my friend actually says to me âitâs ok, just act normal, hardly anyone noticedâ while the security guy is laughing goes âWay to go sport!â Yes, good friend, bad security guy. The music only comes back on as I am officially off the dance floor- as if I was some good time pariah.
So I creep back to a dark corner to calm down a sec & this beautiful girl comes up to me with a beer, gently places it down before me, not saying a word but with a look of pure pity that says âI think youâve had enough for tonite big guyâ & walks away. I never drank a beer so fast in my life.
Two days later Im walking down a downtown street & I hear quite loudly âOh My God! Thats the guy!â Only to notice a girl Across The Street pointing me out to her friends. I froze like deer in headlights only for them all to start yelling âAre you ok?! That looked like it was pretty bad!â I moved out of the city shortly after thatâŚ
Sixth grade. My mom was a school teacher where my sister and I went to elementary school. My guy best friendâs mom was a teacher, also. We 3 were outside waiting on our moms to finish their day when my sister announced to my guy best friend â(My name) doesnât have boobs. She has only nipples!â I was bright red and he was, too, since I caught him looking. Thanks, little sister!