Tell me a story about a time you felt so mortified in embarrassment you wanted to curl up and die. Your answer might be used in a future post. Please follow me 😊

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I went out with friends to a very popular club. Was having a great time, Im feeling like i’m pretty awesome & we’re dancing on this huge stage in the middle of it all- you know the stage or platform where all those who just think they’re to hot to touch dance on? Well, what I didn’t know was that it was actually two stages pushed together & as Im dancing away the two stages started to separate & I fell in between the two platforms & got stuck! My friend couldn’t pull me out so he ran off to get help as Im shouting ‘No! Don’t do that!’ (by this time a small shame-circle had formed around me). As I’m flailing around like fish waist down between these two platforms the music cuts & a spotlight suddenly highlights me like Im some circus animal. As this all happened I heard audible ‘Gasps’ throughout the crowd. My friend shows back up with security & they hoist me out & my friend actually says to me ‘it’s ok, just act normal, hardly anyone noticed’ while the security guy is laughing goes ‘Way to go sport!’ Yes, good friend, bad security guy. The music only comes back on as I am officially off the dance floor- as if I was some good time pariah.
So I creep back to a dark corner to calm down a sec & this beautiful girl comes up to me with a beer, gently places it down before me, not saying a word but with a look of pure pity that says ‘I think you’ve had enough for tonite big guy’ & walks away. I never drank a beer so fast in my life.
Two days later Im walking down a downtown street & I hear quite loudly ‘Oh My God! Thats the guy!’ Only to notice a girl Across The Street pointing me out to her friends. I froze like deer in headlights only for them all to start yelling ‘Are you ok?! That looked like it was pretty bad!’ I moved out of the city shortly after that…

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#2

Sixth grade. My mom was a school teacher where my sister and I went to elementary school. My guy best friend’s mom was a teacher, also. We 3 were outside waiting on our moms to finish their day when my sister announced to my guy best friend “(My name) doesn’t have boobs. She has only nipples!” I was bright red and he was, too, since I caught him looking. Thanks, little sister!

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